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The pug bought something on Roku · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: So let me let me let me go over a couple of things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are we covering Trump or No, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna I'm gonna cover him in the big three then.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll get there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I uh I I I I want to fill you in on something, you know, having dogs, as you know, can be an advent well in your case, it's not an adventure.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's a waiting game.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um speaking of my as a lot of you know, my dog was sick last week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, I got worried for Junior, and you know this because I was like constantly checking.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what's going on?
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  SPEAKER_01: So he had, I mean, it was a a a myriad of things.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was throwing up, he had blood in his stool, he it just was not good.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't it was not a good scene.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here I am off the air, crying to Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, legitimately, I was okay, so I've always enjoyed cracking the jokes, but when it really comes down to it, yeah, it's like I don't want I mean I know the pain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's put it that way.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've been through this before.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, more than once.
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  SPEAKER_00: And eventually, and sometime in the next 16 years, I'll be through it eight times more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh but uh And I don't wish that on anyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, is it humorous for me to be like, your dog's so old?
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  SPEAKER_00: How old is your dog?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's almost Moses called and said, Can I have my beard back?
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  SPEAKER_01: My dog is gonna be 16 in October.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so I had to take him to the vet uh unexpectedly last week.
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  SPEAKER_00: The reason behind it is gold.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was eating cat poop, is what I think it was, and it made him sick.
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  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, so uh at my vet, they send me a text message.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Morgan from Agape.
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  SPEAKER_01: How's Junior doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Blah blah blah blah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, she's sending me a message.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, Hi, Morgan, I can't believe I forgot to respond to this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Junior's totally fine now.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's wearing right back to normal.
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  SPEAKER_01: And sleeps peacefully every day like he didn't cost mommy tears and money.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she goes, No problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course, he has no remorse.
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  SPEAKER_01: But no.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know the world revolves around him, which your dogs do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh I'm glad to hear he's back to his usual self, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just let us know if he tries to stir up any trouble.
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  SPEAKER_00: I freaking stir up trouble.
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  SPEAKER_00: He can't even I I mean he's got one route, two roots, food bowl and water bowl, and outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the roots.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know stirring anything up.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, what did your dogs do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had to text Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I just Which I didn't get because I thought my I left my phone in the car.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's alright.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was just one of these mornings, though, where I'm like, oh my god, I'm I'm gonna be pressed to get here, just getting out the door.
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  SPEAKER_00: So normally, the way that it works is because the dogs divide up at night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everybody seems to get a couple pups, and that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is, because it really I think would be too hot for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, but it's really keeping the nice egg bill down right now because everybody has a little portable heater in their bed, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, oh, this is a great pattern.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, this morning I get up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, Gideon, who's the tiny one, and Henry, who is very sweet, anyway, he they they're all sweet till they're not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: They didn't want to get up this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they were the two that were that were sleeping with me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tiffany was in a different bed because she doesn't have to get up as early as I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Plus, she doesn't want to cuddle with you, apparently.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, who how could you when you get this amount of fur bags around you, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, I haven't touched you in what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, so you'd rather cuddle a dog than Scott.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was that a red rocket or Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just no.
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  SPEAKER_00: So at any rate, Gideon and Henry didn't want to get up.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, all right, I can, I, I will go.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the other dogs were all still sleeping, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'll go out, I'll start the coffee, no problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: Big, you know, get that going, come back.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I get in the shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gideon and Henry, still asleep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And as I get out of the shower, well, now I realize the other dogs have gotten up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Apparently, all went outside, but apparently didn't all finish what they had to do outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: So now here I am, you know, doing a little bit of a cleanup.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody, and this happens from time to time, is like when one's really sleepy and then another one comes that's wide awake and jumps on the bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: The other one might get nervous, and suddenly it's like, oh, gotta wash that comforter now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You get what's happening, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm ripping apart the bed this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, as I come out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott's like, wait, was that me or a dog that did that?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right, because I didn't feel like getting up at 2 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm just like, whatever, piss right here.
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  SPEAKER_00: So um, so at any rate, I get up and I hear, do you ever hear a sound when Junior's chewing something that is not what he should be chewing?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like they're like parent ears.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know when a house goes real quiet and you're just like, what are you kids doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I have to like kind of because he he won't give it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I have to like press on his own.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's putting effort into anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have to press a little bit up on the upper, uh almost like around his nose, and I'm like, give it to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give it to him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Girl, shimmer.
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  SPEAKER_00: I come out of the shower and I see like eight sets of eyes looking at me, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, suspicious.
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  SPEAKER_00: I knew something was going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Frank ends up getting the Roku remote.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he he just that's not gonna feel good on the back end.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, he did.
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  SPEAKER_00: And all my channels are changing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Frank, did you just poop or did you just put me on ESPN?
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he had just gotten it, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, you drop that right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, he drops it because you know I'm I'm laying out the dad voice, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And he drops it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, all right, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: They all run out of the room.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know, here I am doing cleanup, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you bastard.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know that they're probably like, hee hee.
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  SPEAKER_00: I walk back into the bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Frank charged something on the Roku for a dollar, and I have no clue what he bought.
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  unknown: I've clued.
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  SPEAKER_01: For$1.99.
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  SPEAKER_00: It shows up on my bank app on my phone.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did not buy anything on Roku for a dollar.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like, that's my cousin.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the most so I've gotta go hunting.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if I can log in and find out what he bought.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have no clue.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, is Wishbone even still around?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what Wishbone is.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Wishbone is the same dog as the Target dog.
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  unknown: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was a show back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wishbone.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know who Clifford the big red dog is?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wish just Google Wishbone.
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  SPEAKER_00: My oldest daughter used to love Clifford.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know that was uh uh John Ritter?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was the voice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who does not love Wishbone?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I don't even know who Wishbone is a weird little thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: John Ritter's son is married to a woman named Melanie Something who was on um What is the name of that?
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  SPEAKER_01: What is the name of that that show?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where they were in a plane and they crashed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, um um uh yellow jackets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yellow jackets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yellow jackets, yeah, and so John Ritter's son, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Another plane crash show.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I think there is a significant age difference between them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, maybe, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, speaking of age difference, did you see who Bunny XO was dating?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: A twenty-four-year-old.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that doesn't surprise me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tell me you're rebounding without telling you you're rebounding.