Latest / Movie Meltdown / Hooray for Thanksgiving Pizza (Promo)

Transcript

Hooray for Thanksgiving Pizza (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:17
  Speaker 1: So normally on these little promo type things, you know,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: we're pitching the horror club and we're trying to get
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: people to come over to that. And we try to
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: focus sort of on horror for those too. But yeah,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: this isn't even on the horror feed. It's not part
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: of the club. So technically we can do whatever the
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: hell we want. And otherwise we discuss movies in general.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: So this is a movie topic. It came up actually
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like, oh, we just need to
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: discuss this. So. Not at all horror related, so turn
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: your brain off if you're a horror person, I suppose.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: If mine wasn't on.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: You and people out there listening, but it's mostly just you,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: because I don't assume anyone's listening at this point. So, well,
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: first off, I guess we have to clarify, I don't
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: want to spoil anything for this recent movie. Are either
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: of you familiar with the movie Titanic?
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: Yes. I think I've heard of it.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil it for you, so Spoilers
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: for Titanic and all Cameron related movies, essentially. So, but
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: the rest of that's pretty glossed over. So mostly the
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: end of Titanic, there might be a door involved in
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: case you need to know. But so are you also,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: I'd heard of this. I didn't hear the specifics. And
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: then I was listening to some other show that shall
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: not be named because I don't even know if they
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: exist anymore, but they went into this theory and, Then
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: they added something to it. So I was like, all right,
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: that's already interesting enough. And then I added my own
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: step to it. So have you heard of the theory
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: that Jack himself within Titanic is a time traveler?
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: I have not.
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: And I don't know that I want to explore this.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Let's explore this!
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: You guys know how I feel about time travel.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: I know, we just talked about this.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: That's one of the reasons.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, now we're definitely talking about it.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: You have time travel issues.
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: It sets me almost as much as the movie Cars,
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: which is a whole other thing.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that one, though. That makes sense.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: Cars is weird. But, um... So... The thing I liked was,
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: because I'd heard the other things, there are some weird
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: issues with the script will pretend like except it's actually
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: built in because he's a time traveler sure um but
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: the new one that i heard that will kick it
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: off because this is how i guess it would start
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: was within the story of titanic jack has to like
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: win his ticket on the boat because he had no
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: money he had no money because i like throwing it
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: into the cameron universe he had no money because you
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: can't come back with any possessions so it's just a
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: naked jack showing up which I'm sure many people would
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: also be on board with that aspect of this new story.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so he had no possessions, no money, can't
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: bring back weapons and whatnot. So that's why he's out
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: there scrounging around, orphan child that he is, trying to
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: come up with money to get on this boat. Now,
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: some of the theories are that he was sent back
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: to make sure Rose survives in this story or alternate
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: version to make sure the Titanic sinks. I don't know
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: how exactly he does that one, Cause you know, iceberg
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: and whatnot, but either of those, I love ridiculous theories
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: on film in particular.
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: So as much as, as far as bullshit fan theories go,
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: this one, I hate less than a lot of what I've.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: Well, and it actually had like the, that was the
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: new thing. I hadn't heard the fact that he needed
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: to win the ticket because he couldn't have money because
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: he just got there and was essentially, you know, naked
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: and had no belongings. So, but the, um, The things
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: that are actually built into the screenplay are Jack mentions
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: fishing on Lake Wissota, which is a man-made lake and
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: did not exist. The Titanic went down in 1912. They
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: created that lake in 1917. That's just shitty storytelling right there.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: The hell you say. James Cameron would never make a mistake,
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: and so obviously Jack's a time traveler. Sure. He also
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: tells Rose that he's going to take her to Santa
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: Monica Pier and ride on the roller coasters, which didn't
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: open until 1916.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: Again, this is 1912. You'd think someone would have Googled that.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Like, when you're writing... And again, if we're back.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: Well, Google wasn't really a thing.
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Go to the library, then.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But you're... You know, it'd be
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: different if this was a random indie film. You're James Cameron.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: You have all the money that you're about to double
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: go over in budget, which he did, and And the
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: studio was about ready to just murder him. He was
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: so far in the hole before this thing became the
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: ridiculous thing that it was.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: I think juggernaut is the word you're looking for.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it was out of control what happened
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: to that when it actually came out. But before that,
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: this was Cameron's folly. This was what was going to
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: take him down as a filmmaker for the rest of
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: his career. So he had that much money invested in it.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: You think somebody could have been like a fact checker?
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: Be like, hey, guess what? I'm writing a lake name.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Look me up one that exists in this time period
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: we're in.
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they had like 500 19-year-old PAs. You would think.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: Send somebody out to, you know.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: The lake one. I'm going to let slide.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Yes. It's a lake.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: Lakes are.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: No one makes lakes. They're just there. You just find them.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: It would have been funny if it was Lake Winnetonka.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: The roller coaster thing. That's where I'm like, okay. Yes,
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: there are old-timey roller coasters, but did these roller coasters
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: in this specific location exist?
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Seems like you would want to check on that.
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, those two facts alone, time travel.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: Also, the fact that, I mean, he obviously had a
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: very floppy 90s hairstyle, which did not exist in that
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: time period. Even if they became popular, they're saying it
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: was like 30s or 40s before any guys sort of
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: had hairstyles like that. He also has rolled cigarettes. which.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Pre-rolled cigarettes. I went and checked.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, not hand-rolled, but machine-rolled. Freaking marvelous. But I did,
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: being the dork that I am, I went, well, when
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: the hell did that? So technically that existed. The machine
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: patented and that was a thing that created machine-rolled cigarettes
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: existed like years before that. But it was also invented
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: in Virginia? Which we're in England at this point. So
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: where does this orphan kid in England, like what Rolled
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: cigarettes have made it there yet, and if so, where
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: did this poor orphan child come up with money to buy?
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you could get imported cigarettes at that time.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: If you were super rich, yeah.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: But they were probably very expensive.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: So that's an iffy. I'll kind of... There's an asterisk
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: on that one.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: But even then, it's probably... I mean, why wouldn't you
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: just have him, like, hand-rolling a cigarette? Like, that'd have
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: been around forever. Like, that's just, again, weird oversight.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: And that's always cool when you see that.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you know he's cool.
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: He also has a backpack that they hadn't invented that
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: style of backpack. So, sounds like a time traveler to me.
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, clearly.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: I'm still stuck on thinking about what a roller coaster
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: in 1916 would entail, because that sounds like a death trap.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: They were, yeah.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're all kind of a death trap.
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: Here's a big bucket on a wooden track with a
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: bunch of nails sticking out, and we're just going to
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: kind of hope that you stay on there.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what they looked like. And there is like footage,
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's that old, but there is
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: like silent movie era footage of people riding roller coasters
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: that had loops. And they're literally, there's like 30 people
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: standing in a giant bucket. And it just, you know,
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: it goes down the hill, goes faster, faster, faster, starts
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: to go around the loop, looks like it's going to
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: fall off and then just completely goes.
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: See, that's the part I was like, I wouldn't think
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: there'd be a loop. And everybody in the footage looks
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: like they're having the time of their lives. No one
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: is screaming in terror.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: That's wild.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: They weren't high-fiving because I don't think those were invented yet.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: But not a cell phone in sight, just people enjoying
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: the moment.
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: See, we need to go back to the olden days.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: See, time travel.
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: Put everybody in a bucket.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: Almost.
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: Push them off a hill.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: And go down with a ship. So this became my
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: add-on then. I was like, okay, if we're working in
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: the Cameronverse, because then I'm like, well, I mean, when
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: you watch it now, because everybody has issues with the end.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: He seems pretty willing to just go ahead and go
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: on into the ocean. I was like, maybe, Cameron-verse. That's
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: because he knows the aliens are down there from the abyss.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: And they're just going to snatch him up in a
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: bubble and take him off to their little homeland spaceship.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember the specifics of the abyss. I
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: remember the crazy effects that were awesome. I don't remember
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: the backstory of the things. I guess I should watch
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: it again.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: There is a nuclear missile somewhere.
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: We're not drowning a mouse. We're definitely not drowning a mouse.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it, it's a lot to deal with.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: It's an important part of the plot, actually.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: It is an important part, yeah.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: Of not drowning this mouse or rat or whatever.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: Whatever it was, yeah. But yeah, other than that, there was, yeah,
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: there's some sort of crazy alien aspect going on. So
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's why he wasn't that worried about it.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I need to cover my tracks
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: because I can't be around forever anyway because I'm a
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: time traveler. So I'm going to, using air quotes, die.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: And then you won't be looking for me, Rose. You'll
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: just go stand out a hundred years from now and
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: throw a diamond in the ocean. So that old lady
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: was just a liar. That's one of my favorite lines. Anyway,
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: so yeah, time traveler. So I like adding in the
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: rest of the Cameron verse that yes, he shows up
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: like Arnold. Can't have possessions. All these facts now make
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: sense because he's from the future. And then disappears off
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: to go be with aliens forever. knows, all eternity.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Could be all eternity.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: We don't know what their lifespan's like or what technology
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: they have to keep you around forever. Obviously, time travel's
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: a thing, so why not, you know. So Jack could
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: still be fine right now. There you go.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: He's drawing naked alien ladies.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: Draw me like your earth girls.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to say.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: See, I needed to tell somebody that, and I was like,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: you sorry bastards are going to be stuck here. I
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: can tell you all about this nonsense. So I thought
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: that would be a nice alternative, because normally we're giving
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: you a movie threat. This time... You know, if you
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: just want to hear us talk about horror, you probably.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Should join the Mountain Horror Club.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: And then you won't have to hear ridiculous non-horror related
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: things like Titanic time travel stories. Yeah. Otherwise, we just
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: talk about random things like this. Again, it wasn't my fault.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: I was not even thinking about it. I assumed it'd
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: be another. Maybe we won't this year. And then like
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: a week or so ago, I saw people online talking
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: about this. I was like, damn it. We're going to
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: have to eat that, aren't we? So let me show
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: you what I got. Oh, no.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Well, what I'm worried about is one of the instructions,
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: the last instruction actually, is enjoy.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, that should go without saying, but I bet
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: with this one it doesn't.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: It's like saying.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: They know you're going to bite into this and be like,
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do here. Let me read.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: What's the last step? This is great.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: It's all good.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: I'm free with my family. Enjoy. Where the hell was
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: he that he had that giant industrial sized oven?
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the little child actor is great. Ving Rhames. Those
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: weird parents.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: You know you're into that. Don't pretend.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: And she meets this weird little girl who's like, this
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: movie's boring, let's make a new one. And the little
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: girl convinces her to make the figures out of raw meat.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go. There's your pizza.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hers, okay.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: If you want a fork, here you go. Eat it.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: You pressed on it and it moved back.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: And some body stuff going on.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of body stuff.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Which, gore for the sake of gore, I'm usually like, whatever.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: But this actually tied into what was going on and
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: was important.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: It was a good one.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gnarly is a good way to describe that film. Nice.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Pierce and I were like, ah!
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: They're just, yeah, the whole series is sort of diminishing
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: as it goes on. 2 is sort of a weird one-off,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: but after that, 3 is awesome.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: 2 is such an odd film.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: That's a whole other. I won't even go down that
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: road now because it's its own episode.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: You could do a whole series on this.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. 2 is freaking weird.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: All my notes are about the different ways that people
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: got killed.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: There's many.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the plot.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Well, really, I mean, like, I was sucked into it,
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, what the hell's going on? But, like,
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: in a, like, I really want to know what's going on,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: and then you get to the end of it, and
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know anything.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: So, it's either weird for the sake of weird, or
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: it's full of metaphors that I'm not smart enough to understand.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A real-world serial killer who murdered a lot of women, children,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: mostly women, over the years. But, um... Yeah, he at
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: some point in the 70s was also on The Dating Game.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: This comes up a few times in this sort of
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: movie where they're using technology to kill people. When did
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: they get time to get their IT degrees?
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Because they never were. It's never the guy who works
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: in the IT department.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: It's the local sheriff.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: That would make more sense.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Ah, those creepy IT guys. They're always up to something.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Murder this time, but you know.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: And there's at least two times that I can think
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: of where they look directly at the audience to explain
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: to you this is what the plot is.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Especially if it's a holiday-themed movie. Yeah. You kind of
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: need that to really drive the dumbness of this film.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I want that.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: We went to see Night of the Living Dead, the
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: stage production.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Not, I erroneously thought, Night of the Living Dead, the musical.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was a musical, too.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I thought so, too, up until about an hour before
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: the show. I did not. Brian was like, why do
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: you keep calling it the musical?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, I never had that in my head,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: and you keep saying it. Why do you keep saying it?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like it would have been more fun as
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: a musical.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. See, I was more interested in the basic idea
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: because as a movie, it's so centrally located. And it's like,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: once you get out of the graveyard, you're in that
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: house pretty much the whole time, give or take the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: gas pump. So it's like the rest of the movie
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you could really do as a cool stage play. So
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to see, and I knew they've been
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: doing versions of it over the years. I'm like, it
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: is one of those I wanted to see anyway, just
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: to see how you Make that treatment work. Like, what
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: adjustments do you have to do to make it fit
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: as this thing? So, yeah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Turns out, not many.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: One of which, probably one of the more memorable moments
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: in that trailer is the trampoline. So, it is interesting
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: that he mixed it up, though. It is not exactly
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: what horrible thing happened to her. No. It's a different
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: horrible thing. Still, not quite as horrible. So, she got
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: off light. Yeah. Comparatively.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: But I haven't seen the fake trailer.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: In the fake trailer, it's still the same scenario. She
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: brings the boyfriend, sits him down there. We get her
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: doing her little striptease on the trampoline. But she does
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: the splits and lands on the trampoline. And that's when....
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Well, my first thought was, you know, five minutes into
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: the movie, I was getting terrible, terrible PTSD from... Flashbacks
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: from when I used to work in retail and had
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: to work Black Friday. Oh, that one.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: And those nights that I had to leave Thanksgiving early
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: because they decided, well, we're going to be open on
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving this week.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: How many times have you thought about taking your sibling
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: and jamming a corn skewer into their ears?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Too many to count.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I figured.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: How I watched it, if you paused it, it shows
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: you the actors and their characters at the bottom.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I've done that before.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: So at one point, Pierce got up to get something
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: from the kitchen, so I paused it. It was that
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: scene with the diner waitress getting killed. So it was
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: only her and the killer.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And at the bottom, it showed her.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Speaking of spoiler alert.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert for you.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Pierce, don't look. Don't look.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Don't look. Oh, man. But it was the worst.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what, 20 minutes in or something
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: so that I knew the whole time. I was like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: god damn it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You guys are a terrible diner. Why is that sink
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: full of water?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And those freezer doors don't get that cold.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it would help that it was wet, but
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I also like that the face recognition didn't work because
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: she ripped off half of her face. That's pretty fun.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, Mr.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Killer.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: But I love, you know, I did love how The
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: guy was like, if the killer's in my house, you'll
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: tell me where he's at, right, cat? And the cat's like, yeah,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: he's over here. Which is just like a cat. They
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: will sell you out. No matter who you are, they
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: will sell you out.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: It's like if you weren't some sort of weird dream demon,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I would think that that would take up way too
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: much time for very little payoff. And what does Freddy
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: do all day while the kids are awake and I mean.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Writes his jokes.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: You know, that's... Well, yeah. Because I've always wondered that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what do these... Especially the supernatural ones. But
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: it's like, what are these serial killers doing when they're not.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: When they're not killing people.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Like Jason, I get he's probably just sitting around thinking
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: about his mom. Sharpening his machetes.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: At some point, they should go on the dating game. Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: They could.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: A leather face, he's got a big job to do
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: because he's got to butcher everybody. And I mean, that's
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: not just, you know. He really has like a nine
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: to five.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: He's got to be yelled at by his family.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Trust me, I know how much time that takes. Apparently
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I need more of a detailed search suggestion.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can give you some code words if
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Because if you just type in basting porn.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Ha ha.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You get a bunch of images that may not be beautiful.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: It's a different terminology, actually.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: They're not that unusual.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It's not that one.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: They're not that uncomfortable for most people.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway, my point is it was treated kind of like
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: that in those scenes. I was like, yeah, this is
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: there for that very reason. It's very creepy. Once again,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: it's a very convenient thing that we heard her tell
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: a story that she very meticulously learned how to load
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: an old timey musket because it probably maybe could come
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: in handy later when she has to load a.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Musket all right i want him to be dead the least.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Also, when that dude got hit in the head, that
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: was like 14 gallons of blood pumping out. Yeah. It
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: was like, there's a little spray if you hit an artery, maybe.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But that was like buckets coming through. It was like, again,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I know that's what we're going for in this very
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: over-the-top horror movie.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: But that was a lot of blood, dude. That was
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of blood.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: That was a lot of blood.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Unto the poor children.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Unto the kids. Why is this puppy with this clown?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: This doesn't work at all. that just seemed random and excessive.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong i make use of it oh
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: sure looking up baston videos and whatnot but still there's
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: the other there's the dark end of it too i
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: mean sure there's fun family friendly stuff like that but
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: there's some dark stuff on the internet.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Too right after we finish this movie we're working on
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: about time travelers and Draw on alien women. Whatever else
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we're doing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Daylight savings time.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Boo. Which actually works in our favor this time, but still, boo.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So go to moviemeltdown.com, join the Meltdown Horror Club, and
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: then you can hear us talk about horror movies. And
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: maybe not Titanic, but no guarantee.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: But I have my fun.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I've been loved for this time.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I've been crushed but I'm totally tired. And my story's been.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Sang on every side.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Now the time has come.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: There are things to realize.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Time has come to an end.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Bye.