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MAKE HER YOUR QUEEN!!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables things men have no business doing
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  Speaker 1: being my best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Fact bro oh, I couldn't agree more. I could not
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  Speaker 2: agree more with that.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, relatable. The Relatables
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  Speaker 1: podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark Okay, Mummy, and
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  Speaker 1: my partner in crime, mister Daddy Jake Cray. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: thank you everybody for shooting in worse again. Jake, we're
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  Speaker 1: starting today proving my superpowers. You could say, I own it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna side with you on this one as in
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  Speaker 3: a bad time. You haven't been siding with me very
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  Speaker 3: oft today as.
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  Speaker 1: In yes, superpower. Yes, all right. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: you get the confidence is his key, guys, fake it
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  Speaker 1: till you make it. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a little backstory. What's been going on?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, a couple of weeks now, we've done it in
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  Speaker 3: multiple times. K I randomly went and said having a
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  Speaker 3: happy day to the drive through people when I got
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  Speaker 3: a coffee, just out of the blue, when I got
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  Speaker 3: a coffee with my girlfriend, because one of them said
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  Speaker 3: it to me. When I ordered my food, my coffee,
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  Speaker 3: and at the door, Beth was like, you have to say,
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  Speaker 3: you have to say it. Yes, got denied. I said
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  Speaker 3: it no reply. Jack did one on Patreon. Yes, bad effort,
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  Speaker 3: terrible effort. It's not even worse. I would say, go
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  Speaker 3: to Patreon listen.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't good. I think the last one was me. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I went again.
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  Speaker 3: I was with Harry Redemption waiting in the waiting bay,
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  Speaker 3: the Nuggets bay, the Nuggets bay, and I said, haveing
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  Speaker 3: acappy day? And she laughed and I was choffed. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I feel like a human. But Odie said,
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  Speaker 3: was that did you say having mccaffy day?
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  Speaker 1: Though my rebuttal was Jake was all nervous and he
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  Speaker 1: was like, have a mccappy day. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: So so yesterday we went and we let Odie put
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  Speaker 3: his money where his mouth, money where his mouth is.
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  Speaker 1: So this is my attempt of saying, have a Mike
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  Speaker 1: happy day. Yeah, we went and got nuggets.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Don't be someone way distress it, little nerves, nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Watch this, he's going to be cold. His oldest moments
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  Speaker 1: right here. It's getting good view. Don't be someone my ah,
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  Speaker 1: be like a little kid it's like a guy older
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  Speaker 1: than me. I can't look like I've never I've always
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  Speaker 1: just done it. I can't. I couldn't look when you
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  Speaker 1: did it. I want you to look at.
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  Speaker 3: Him and say, because you're criticizing what I do, you
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  Speaker 3: you were criticized.
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you how it's done. Mate, it's not try
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  Speaker 1: and get it down there. So I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: where film. I might do a jacket. Have a big
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  Speaker 1: nugget day. If you're on Patreon, you know, pep back,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, having a happy day. How you feel fine?
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  Speaker 1: I looked through in the eyes. He was like, why
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  Speaker 1: the fuck staring at me? You're actually good at that.
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  Speaker 1: I suck out it. I'm always stressing some nuggets. So
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  Speaker 1: it was good. Thank you, thank you very much. But
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  Speaker 1: I think now we should leave it to the people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do we stop doing it now? I reckon it would
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  Speaker 1: be funny if some people send it in and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: it would be great. Have a big happy day, drive
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  Speaker 1: drup dry. I want I want to hear someone get
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  Speaker 1: told of like fuck off or something. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: want out of McDonald's. I feel like some of them,
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  Speaker 1: some places, they won't giving a ship. So the one
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  Speaker 1: I said to she was smiling and she like sort
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  Speaker 1: of had at giggle. But I feel like, if you've
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  Speaker 1: got a bad mood manager, that's what I got. She
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  Speaker 1: would be like leaping.
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  Speaker 3: The first one I did was afternoon, all right, and
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  Speaker 3: the end of her shift. It was they probably just
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  Speaker 3: got fucking smashed on a Sunday, right, And I was
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  Speaker 3: Beth and I would drive into Sydney.
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  Speaker 1: She came here for the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: We were driving the Sydney and so yeah, I just
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  Speaker 3: she looked at me and there was two people. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, having me a happy day, and what
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  Speaker 3: my mistake was a full unlocked in eye contract.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, have a mccappy day. And then she
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  Speaker 1: was looked at me and I was like, not those
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  Speaker 1: not those baby blues. Oh bucking hell. But we'll leave
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  Speaker 1: it on. Let's jumping into the episode, Jake. But everyone listening,
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  Speaker 1: have a McHappy day. So we all know.
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  Speaker 3: I've told everyone before, I've yelled it from the mountaintops
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  Speaker 3: that if I get tickled, I'm not happy, he's.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: I'll end relationships early on. I'll state it early on
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  Speaker 3: in talking stages. If you tickle me this isn't going anywhere. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I need to get this point across.
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  Speaker 1: Tickle Monster and Jake don't have a good relationship. No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: So basically the other day I was I got confident
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  Speaker 3: with a little play fight with the misso a little
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  Speaker 3: bit confident.
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  Speaker 1: Always happens, and I did a little wet willy action
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  Speaker 1: on her.
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  Speaker 3: I got excited a little bit of wet willy action,
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  Speaker 3: and she was like, and so then she instantly knows
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  Speaker 3: her ammunition is like, and hey, you're about to get tickled.
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  Speaker 1: I bolted.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking bolted upstairs. That's fucking I bolted. And then
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  Speaker 3: she goes, you're a fucking man. You have no right
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  Speaker 3: to be this fucking ticklish. She could be true, and
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  Speaker 3: so I said, hey, fuck off. No I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 3: I just stayed running away.
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  Speaker 1: I was on my hands and knees. I was bagging a.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, please, please, please, please please.
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  Speaker 3: So we did a What I got to thinking of
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  Speaker 3: was an ig question this week is things men have
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  Speaker 3: no business doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and there are sponsors were good? These were good?
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  Speaker 3: Again, randomly, we just have some good questions that we
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  Speaker 3: didn't realize how good they are. So if you guys
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  Speaker 3: like it, we might do it again. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to start go for it, all right. Things, men
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  Speaker 3: have no business doing complaining about cramps.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all. We have no dot the standard?
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  Speaker 3: Are you? You couldn't catch me complaining about a ce
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  Speaker 3: girl Tommy Fair.
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  Speaker 1: I had bad cramps. You know, do you get back cramps?
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  Speaker 1: Were you complaining about the cramps right now? You've seen
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  Speaker 1: me get some cramps here when we used to live together, remember,
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  Speaker 1: did you have to come in and stretch my leg?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about fucking stomach cramps I have. I'm
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  Speaker 3: one time while he was in his room and I
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  Speaker 3: just had him go ah, you said.
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  Speaker 1: The full seawe And I was like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: He's on the floor in his room. He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting a cramp. I to just like lift his heel
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  Speaker 1: up and he was paralyzed. I was. I used to
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  Speaker 1: get involved after a long game socer. If I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get subbed or anything, I was cooked. All right. Things,
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  Speaker 1: men have no business doing asking your body count?
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  Speaker 3: Oh facts, I don't think either gender has any business
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  Speaker 3: doing any of around.
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  Speaker 1: What's yours? What's my body count? Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Four?
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  Speaker 1: Kidding. I think she's just OK. All right. Things men
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  Speaker 1: have no business doing finishing in two minutes. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Thirty seconds, finishing in thirty seconds. It's
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  Speaker 1: props to the girl. You're beautiful. I couldn't. It's a compliment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Right, there's no better compliment. All right, there's no better
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  Speaker 3: compliment than I was finishing fast?
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  Speaker 1: Give me, give me another two minutes when going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Things men have no business doing asking if you're on
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  Speaker 1: your period when they're upset, Oh, facts, a little sad,
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  Speaker 1: like you just had a bad day. Hey wait a second, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is that that time? About twenty eight days? Hasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: On the cycle? I saw another one. Things men have
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  Speaker 1: no business doing is like knowing when my cyclist? Why not?
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  Speaker 1: I think that's cute. I think it's good.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's good to know when your girlfriend's cyclist,
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  Speaker 3: because you don't want to say to her, like if
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  Speaker 3: she is going through like she's p messing, which is
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  Speaker 3: an actual thing, and she is really getting really upset
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  Speaker 3: leading up to a period.
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  Speaker 1: Then you least you know why. So it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just to be extra caring in that time.
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  Speaker 3: And and you don't say, oh, it's because you're getting
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  Speaker 3: a period.
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  Speaker 1: You just you know why it is. I think you'd
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  Speaker 1: be extra. You know how that girls sometimes want you
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  Speaker 1: to subconsciously know about things. Yeah, I reckon it's that
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  Speaker 1: because my girlfriend was on hers like a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days ago, and she said that she wouldn't want me
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  Speaker 1: to track it. I was like, fair enough, fair enough,
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  Speaker 1: but I knew she was a little sad and I
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  Speaker 1: knew she was on it, so I came over with
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  Speaker 1: some snacks. Yeah, She's had a nice smile on her face,
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  Speaker 1: and she said, thank you so much for coming over.
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  Speaker 1: She wants you to.
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  Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing diabolical earthquake triggering sneezes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being called out right now. I just had an epiphany,
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  Speaker 1: that is me.
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  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, yea, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, yeh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well girls have that cute look. My dad is like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't think I'm that bad.
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  Speaker 3: I purposely like sticking my tongue out when I sneeze
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  Speaker 3: because it's funny. Wait, what You're like, I do that
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  Speaker 3: and I think it's funny. You're so my dad he
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  Speaker 3: he has like a full like load up like if
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  Speaker 3: I sneeze, I just go like it's like a quick.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like my dad's like, my dad's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the older you get. I think the worst is sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It must yeah, must be more power, bigger than not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's never so scrulling. He knows, is one
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  Speaker 3: of those things that never sow scruwings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks for you. Whatever. Things men have no
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  Speaker 1: business doing being active on Pinterest? Yo, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Why is that so true? Why do I agree with that?
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  Speaker 1: That's only for like pretty big why? Well, that's why
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  Speaker 1: I've never you can.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you could like full post stuff on
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  Speaker 3: pictures and get like followers.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. The only reason I ever go on
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  Speaker 1: Pinterest is for tatoos. Yeah, look for tatoos. That's it. Literally.
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  Speaker 1: But some girls organize their lives on there. What they want,
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  Speaker 1: their dream house, dream room, they're wedding. What people like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll make a Pinterest board? What funny things?
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  Speaker 3: Men have no business doing? This one's nice, lighting up
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  Speaker 3: the room and captivating me with their sweet, sweet smiles.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you if you're lucky enough to get one of them,
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  Speaker 1: keep it. Things men have no business doing multitasking.
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  Speaker 3: No, we don't have no business doing. We don't know
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  Speaker 3: how to do it. We can't do it. We cannot
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  Speaker 3: multiply one.
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  Speaker 1: Thing at a time and I'll do it right, chuck
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  Speaker 1: something else in there. It's not getting done right at all.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriend was brushing her teeth the other day while
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  Speaker 3: I was on FaceTime to her, all right, and that's
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  Speaker 3: already multitasking, middle of me telling a story too. She
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  Speaker 3: asked me to tell her their story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, why you're brushing, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you something while you're brushing your teeth, and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can. I can hear you.
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  Speaker 3: I can fully like digest what you're saying while brushing
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  Speaker 3: my teeth. And I was like, I think, because I
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  Speaker 3: know I can't. I got mad and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you can't hear me? Right?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's also we're multitasking by watching them brush
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  Speaker 1: their teeth and telling a story, so it puts off
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  Speaker 1: off our game. Probably. Yeah, I hated that. Yeah things.
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  Speaker 3: Men have no business doing forehead kisses with no intention
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  Speaker 3: of dating you.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, if any man has done that, No, that's happened
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  Speaker 1: dating So many guys do it. That's such a great time.
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  Speaker 1: Ghost ghosts things may have no business doing. You're like
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  Speaker 1: this one sitting in the passenger seat.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck bro, I'll tell you what I want that passenger seat.
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  Speaker 1: I need it. I want to be a passenger friends girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Could I say, yeah, I don't care, let's call her
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  Speaker 1: out Lisse so he has the drive everywhere. That would
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  Speaker 1: suck and I don't. Actually I love being a princess.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would. I mean I would.
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  Speaker 3: I that's one thing men have no business doings.
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  Speaker 1: But no, look I would like.
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  Speaker 3: To be a passenger princess. But no, I even said.
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  Speaker 3: I told my girlfriend. I was like, look, you don't
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  Speaker 3: have it now. Like I was like, I was like
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  Speaker 3: get it whenever you want, Like, yes, let's get it
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  Speaker 3: for you and then because I can have her in
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  Speaker 3: my car and her hels. But I was also like,
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  Speaker 3: just it's expensive, you know. I was like, save your money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like wait until money. Just isn't really
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  Speaker 3: expensive to get your license. I was just like, get
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: your license is an expensive But I even said that
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  Speaker 3: to her. She said, I just want to get my
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  Speaker 3: license so I have it. And I was like yeah,
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: but once you get it and you know, you can
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  Speaker 3: drive and don't have a car. You're going to buy
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: a car, and you're a girl, and girls don't like
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  Speaker 3: shitty cars. They want a nice car. And then that
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  Speaker 3: turns into a loan to get a good car, and
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  Speaker 3: then you have a loan payment you have to pay
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  Speaker 3: back every month.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, boy, logic, get that out of you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do some girl mass mate. She wants her license
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  Speaker 1: in a nice car, get a loan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck it, get a loan, get a pretty car,
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  Speaker 3: post on an Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Henry will be in the passenger saying yeah, yeah, Plus
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: is gonna say you secretly love driving her around right
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  Speaker 1: like a car. This is my rely on me. This
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: is all I've got. You're too independent.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing. Complaining about the amount
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  Speaker 3: of pillows in my bed, but then using the pillows
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  Speaker 3: on my bed, I love it. I've come to the
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  Speaker 3: fact that I love it. Maybe at the start I
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  Speaker 3: complain about it, but because like when we go to bed,
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  Speaker 3: if I'm the best place, when we go to bed,
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  Speaker 3: I swear I pull off I pull them off, six
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  Speaker 3: pillows and put them on my side. And then when
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  Speaker 3: I have to go for a piss at in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: I have to crawl off the end of the head.
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  Speaker 1: Does Beth have like a TV in a room or anything? No,
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. Those pillows are really good for TV
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  Speaker 1: time on your bed propped up? Yeah, propped up? And
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  Speaker 1: you got a majority of ten of them have choose
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: that's actually a good point. Okay. Things men have no
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  Speaker 1: business doing using their brains fair enough. I can't even argue.
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  Speaker 1: Jake has moment sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you want me to not use my brain?
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  Speaker 1: Five, I won't use my brain. Try try.
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  Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing making laws on women's issues.
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  Speaker 1: Oh facts, yeah, like abortion and stuff. That's fact. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want your initial reaction as best to your ability
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  Speaker 1: this way. Okay, things men have no business doing being
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  Speaker 1: my best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Fact bro Oh, I couldn't agree more. I could not
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  Speaker 2: agree more with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that was perfect. That made my day.
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  Speaker 1: That made my whole day.
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  Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing pointing out my patchy
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  Speaker 3: faked hand.
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  Speaker 1: Fix it, then I fix it. Then that is like
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  Speaker 1: one of the first things I noticed. But as a guy, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, but like some of them, that's not a
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  Speaker 1: good job. Yeah, it's funny. I mean, look whatever, whatever
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  Speaker 1: makes you happy. But okay, Jake, I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to tell me. Start telling me about how your days
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  Speaker 1: gone today. Oh oh yeah. Things men have no business doing. Yappy.
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  Speaker 3: You know it's funny because when you said start telling
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  Speaker 3: me about your day, I started thinking about how my
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend would tell me about her day.
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  Speaker 1: So I was gone from a start. I woke up.
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  Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing. Having flawless skin when
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  Speaker 3: using three in one body wash on their face.
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  Speaker 1: That is our business.
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  Speaker 3: That is. You know what my business is is not
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  Speaker 3: washing my face and having purpose.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's one of the tricks of the trade. That is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't start relying on that skincare right, it's a ruse.
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  Speaker 3: They just want your money. They need your attention. They
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  Speaker 3: need to keep buying their products when they go off.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: When you run out of it all that shit. Once
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  Speaker 3: it goes good, start the peder rough a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Just moisturize, yeah, on your natural body. Eventually you'll be
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  Speaker 3: able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: My last one things men have no business doing sitting
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  Speaker 1: down to wee. Look, I agree, but if I'm tired, nah,
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  Speaker 1: not me. Sometimes tired doesn't get me.
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  Speaker 3: Number two poo yeah, yeah, yeah, beforehand, you have to
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: get it out always.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'm always pissing wile pooping. Yeah, you gotta get there,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: but I'm never ever I'm never peeing and pooping at
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the same time.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I tell you what like could justify us sitting down
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: to we it's getting a bit of TikTok time in
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: because we can't do it while we're standing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: They get they get extra TikTok time while they're you
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: know what I have to I've actually got one more.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: But I just want to say something.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: So when a girl is at work and they have
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: to go take a piss, they're like, I'm just going
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: to the toilet, and it's assumed that you're going to
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: take maybe five minutes to piss because you peter around
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: in there, so you do get some TikTok time while
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: at work.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: If a guy says I'm going.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: To the toilet at work, everybody knows I'm standing up
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: to the in and out, and if I'm not out
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: of there in thirty seconds, they know I'm shitting.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I don't want everyone to think I'm shitting
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: because I want some TikTok. Maybe this is a ruse.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? How about you let
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: us sit down to piss. Yeah, make it no, I
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: want that to be my business. Give me my tiktog time.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Because my last one things men have no business doing
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: carrying around a water bottle.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Because that's just for girls. Oh not fair, fair enough.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I always get mine every day. Anyway, that was good.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: If you liked it, guys, let us know and we'll
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: do it again in a few weeks.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, we have a dilemma this episode, so you
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: know what to do. If you have a dilemma, go
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: link in bio and it'll take you to a Google
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: doc's page send it in, or it's also in our
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Instagram bio. Okay, to start off, Hi, my name is Moby.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I'm seventeen and I'm turning to an eighteen year old
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: guy in a few weeks, so he's from now. My
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: dilemma is that there is this girl in my close
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: friend group who I am really into, but I.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Don't think she's into me.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: She's a really smart girl, and in my heart, I'm
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: already pretty sure she knows that I'm into her. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: asked her to come to my eighteen year old birthday
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: and I'm thinking of asking her out then, but that's
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: the thing. I'm just an average looking guy with a
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: decent amount of confidence in myself, but I feel like
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I always give off best friend vibes. Please be aware
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: that this is my first real relationship and I'm scared
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: as shit. Like I said in the last potty, like
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I said, I genuinely do love you guys, and I
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: feel like I'm being heard when I come on the potty.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Thanks Mobi one Kenobi. Maybe we've done one from maybe
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: one Kenobe. What a name. I wouldn't say that from
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: any girl.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe one.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I love it. I say, be yourself. That was gonna
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: be my advice is. I don't think you can give
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: off best friend energy, man, I think that's just you
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: doubting yourself in your head. And don't you sweaty say
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm an average looking guy. A bit of confidence, mate,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: that is all you need. Yeah, be yourself, average man.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: You looks have nothing to do with whether or not
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you attract a girl or not. Like obviously that initial
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: bit of attraction you've got that going, yea yea yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: You just got to be yourself and know that what
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: you want and you're going to be putting off the
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: right energy and she's gonna love it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know, would your advice be. I'm not too sure.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Do you reckon do it at his birthday? Because like
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: what if she says no and it's on his birthday
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: and everyone's my birthday?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: He did say he did already jump the gun. He's like,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: this is going to be my first relationship. Yeah, what
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: she says, yes, true, like your birth I personally wouldn't
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: do it on his birthday because it's like it's your
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: special day anything, but it would be sick, Like imagine
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: falling in love with your girlfriend on your birthday.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: He's also the thing, though, it's like, you're not going
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: to ask her to be your girlfriend on that day.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You don't. Just you don't.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Just like you guys haven't really been seeing each other
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to be your girlfriend. You need to start seeing her.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: That's when you're doing when you're sixth day and you
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: do that, Maybe not Aden.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, You've got to like hang out with her for
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: a while, so maybe.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe we maybe we use that birthday thing to his advantage.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, yeah, yeah, go I have
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: an idea. Though. Oh, I was gonna say, maybe it's
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: not the best thing, but she can't say, now on
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: his birthday because it's his birthday. Oh. He says like, hey, Ashley, like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I really like you do it? Can I take you
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: out on a date next week? Six pm? Let's go
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to the movies? Yep. Okay, And she's like, it's his birthday.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: We've got to do it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's my that's good, that's good guilt trip, here's
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: my idea.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: All right, Sorry, on your birthday. You invited your birthday.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: She's there.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: You start talking to her, right and you just have
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: to pray. You either have to try and think of
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: a way to walk her into asking, but you need
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: to pray. She asks like, oh, would you give your birthday?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Like I when you're that age, even like even if
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: it was a your birthday and you came over to
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: my place to be like, oh what did you get? Yeah,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Like it's just something I like to ask people. Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: it seems normal.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she's probably gonna say like, oh, so what
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: do you give.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: For your birthday? It's just to keep the conversation going. Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: and you can be like, oh I got this and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I got this, and she'd like yeah cool. I'll be like, yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I haven't got my favorite thing. Yet though, and then
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: she goes on, what's that and be like, date with you?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. It does rely on her saying that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: But if she does, Obi wan kenobi, I think you
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: take the bait and be like, yes, she would be like,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: especially if you're an eighteen year old, she would be like,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what smooth was like in Duobie came
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: into my life. All right, Pow pow pow pow power.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: We want to give you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I know, we know you listen to the podcast, will
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: give you tips, all right, none of these bare minimum shit.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, don't take her just like on a drive,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: you know, to hang out and then hopefully.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Kiss her or something and step on a proper first step.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: One flowers, yes, flowers, so have that pre prepared before
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you go and pick her up. Let's assume you're picking
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: her up. Yeah, gentleman thing to do, but maybe not
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: either way.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Also like some pretty stock standard favorite flowers, lots goes,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: love sunflowers. If you get some flowers, just get her one.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to roses. I was gonna say roses,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: but also tulips. Here's okay, tulips and baby's breath in
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: one bunch should.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a native man myself a native man.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay with about.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Native flowers anything, right, right, right, right, because they're all important.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: They're not from Australia, fair enough.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, well they could be grown here, yeah yeah, yeahyeah,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: but they're not native, they don't grow naturally. Yeah, So
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: start off with flowers. Okay, so you basically you ask
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: in a date. She says, like basically, okay, let's say
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: so you ask her a date. She let's just say, yeah, like,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: what do you have in mind? And then on the day.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, further, here's another tip. When she says what
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: do you have in mind? Have a plan there, don't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: be like, oh what do you want to do? Say like,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I've got this planned. Let's go on it. Let's I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: want to book a restaurant and I want to take
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: your after dinner plan the perfect date for him. I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: want to try to help it. Yeah, so you have
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: this pre planned flowers boom check whatever you think, trusty gut, yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: go go in there, trusty gut. Oh yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: And also if you live in Australia, I don't know
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: where you live, but coals at the moment, got a
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: new flower supplier.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: They're banging a real more expensive but banging how much
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: they are?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You talking like forty bucks a bunch ye eight year old?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: A little expensive, they know, but they have cheaper but
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: it is the gesture. The fifteen dollars ones are quite nice.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You can get you can get the mini version of
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: sun flowers fifteen bucks.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You know what you can get. We can get cheap
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: good ones. Yeah is Harris farm Oh really cheap good ones? Yeah? Interesting,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and she's in a good little tip. Say so we're
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: going to go pick her up, open up the car door. Yes,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Also make sure.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Like let her know like you want this to be
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: a real date and make sure like I don't know
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: you want her parents to know on a date because
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: you want to go knock on the door yeah and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: get her if yeah, yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: True. You don't want to be out the front saying
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm here or beeping. No, you want to go up
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: and knock on the door and be like, hey, I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: here to pick up Ashley. Yes's good impression. First presents
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: on the shake. Then you'll be shaking in your boots. Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: but that's what you got to do to make a joke,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: have it back by turning and be like.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Nine thirty it is, yeah, And then let's just go simple.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Let's not get too complicated. No, book a restaurant, yeahah yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: close by your town. Maybe to look at the reviews
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Google reviews. That's what I normally rely on. Anything over
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: four point five stars is normally pretty good.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: If you're in a city, TikTok's your best friend because
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: cities always have like that. TikTok has the best recommendations
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: for cities.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: If you're down and your looks that day, maybe go
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a dim lighting place. And then.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Dim lighting does wonders for everyone, So yeah, dim lighting,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: you've got.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: A bad skinned day, like dim light, but otherwise it's perfect.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And then just make sure to ask questions about it,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: interact with it, leave it up to you up there.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's really it is it is. And then if
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it's going really good, ask to go for a little
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: sweet treet ice cream or snack run. Yeah, a little
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: ice cream walk or something around where you are. Just
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: keep chatting if you know, it's a good date.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: If you guys just don't have anything, you always have
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: something to talk about, like and then it gets to
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: nine point thirty and you're like, shit, I need.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: To take your home.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: And like, if you show that you respect her father's boundaries,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: you respect her boundaries.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think perfect. And then and it were get
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: your first kiss? Mate?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Here you go, okay with the kissing at the end
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: of a date. Yeah, like it also it kind of
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: relies on her body language.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I think I would. I would even chuck it out there.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't like do it because I was scared to
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: ask the consent thing. You're going to think in your
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: head that it's awkward to say, Hey, can I kiss you?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I reckon she'll love it. See.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think some girls say they wouldn't like it. Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I think like it's yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it would be. I think
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it's nice. Can I kiss you?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I had a great date? Can I kiss you right now? Yeah?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Like you're not gonna you're not going to say that
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: if it wasn't a great date.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: No, exactly, as long as you had a good time
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: and you really want to kiss her.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you're both thinking, you know that moment
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: when it's just like should kiss her? Should I not
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: better to ask it? No, because like you're better off
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to be like, can I kiss you?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: And then she has the chance to say no, yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: because then you kind of know that the date didn't
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: go well for her, Whereas if you just go in
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: for it, she might be frozen and just do it
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: just to like not make it awkward. Shouldn't want to
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: deny you like that, And then you get the wrong
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: idea when she actually was like, oh fuck, I didn't
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: actually want to go on.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: A second Nine times out of ten, if you're thinking, like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: this was a great date, should I ask to kiss her,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: she's probably thinking the same thing.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I think you know, you're both got to be on
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the same way of length most of the time.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I've never been on a date where I
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: thought it wasn't a good date. In my head, I
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: knew I wasn't asking for a second one, and then
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: they messaged me saying that when's the second one?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so obviously they also didn't think it was a
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: good date. You know what I mean. It's all about energy.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: There's something your body just understand. Yeah. No, agreed, So
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I think we've sorted him out. Yeah, good luck, fun
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: and happy birthday. Hopefully that's it wasn't too long ago.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: All right, guys. On the podcast, we often talk about
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the bare minimum for men or if you wanted to,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: he would. And it just came up in conversation last week,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: how Jake and I asked out our girlfriends. Yeah, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: it wasn't in any way to I don't know flex
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: or anything like that or say like, well, no, I
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: think just came up like you.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I think you talked about like you said, how did
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: you know that you wanted bet to be a girlfriend?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: And if you want, how did you ask her out?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah, let's go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I think it's sort of good to normalize, like men
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: should be doing these gestures and it's more normal. And
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to do this is something I did
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to my girlfriend before we started dating. Yeah, I've got
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: something in front of me. I'm gonna tell a story,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. It's not gonna come across as a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: flex or anything at any way at all, better than
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: fucking other guys or anything. And I don't think you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: should don't exp anyone to do this for you. Actually
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't care.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe to expect him to do it for you, hold
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: yourself at high values.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: So little backstory when me and my girlfriend were in
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the talking stages. She was in Europe when she messaged
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: me little flex there, but and I was in Australia
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: and she had about five and a half six weeks left.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: What was the initial message she sent you again, Colorado?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: She said, why are you always on my four you page?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Ah, you got to say, this is just approving a
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: point of you can say whatever you want.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: To a guyho's gonna reply.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: But it was good, I'll give it to It was
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: good because we had a little bit of rapport. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: knew who she was. Rather, it wasn't just a complete
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: random messaging me, you know, yeah, no, sorry, you knew
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: who she was. Yeah, I had never talked, but I
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: knew who she was. Yeah, okay, and but go on,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: but yeah, okay. So she was in Europe for six
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: weeks and we started off just texting, and then it
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: got to I think first one's phone call, and then
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: she's like, what are we doing? Let's FaceTime and it
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: started to facetiming, and I don't know, I'd had something
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: in my gut that I was just like, fuck, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: think she could be the one. And this was early
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: talking stages like this would have been maybe two less
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: than two weeks in talking. I remember the day.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: You told me she messaged you, and then I remember
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: something coming up and you're saying, we FaceTime last night,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: and then like two weeks later, it was like we've
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: been facetiming every night, and I was like, what the
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: fuck is going on?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I was I was falling in love, man, I was
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: falling in love. But I had the idea. I don't know,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you why I had the idea, but
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: so she was doing no she was doing something cool
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: in Europe every single day, and I was just like
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I was sitting at home and had tie on my hands.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: So after face every single face time, for some reason,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: decided to write a little story about what she'd be
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: doing that day, or like a lesson she'd learned or
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what my brain was thinking at the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: time where she was who cares with brain was thinking?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It was thinking right, bro.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: And we had one before saying things men have no
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: business doing using their brain. How I fuck off because
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: this is perfect, and well maybe you weren't using your brain.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So now I was using my brain. But it was
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: ballsy because I was like I was committing a lot
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: of time to this, and I was like, what if
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: this doesn't work out? And like I just keep rutting
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: all this story, like this is a risk I've got
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: to take. And what ended up happening is after the
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: six weeks, I made this little PowerPoint document and I
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  Speaker 1: call her Casimiro. Her name's Cassandra Cassi and this is
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  Speaker 1: called the Adventures of Casimiro and I got a picture
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  Speaker 1: of her sky darving as you fully.
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  Speaker 3: Made a document, never made a book. Okay, I gotta
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  Speaker 3: say something before you start. So you said you call
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  Speaker 3: her Casimiro. Yeah, but her name is actually Cassandra. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: ages Ago, all right, ages Ago. For about three weeks,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I convinced Beth that her name is Casimiro, and then
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I felt bad. I was like, fuck, I think I
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  Speaker 3: think I can't do this to beat, Like it's gonna
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: be embarrassing. So I was like, oh, look, name's actually Cassandra.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Joanna still thinks her name is Johanna.
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  Speaker 1: Genuine, let's find yet.
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  Speaker 3: The other day when you were here and she said
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: something about Casimiro, you were like, remember when she said.
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  Speaker 1: That, Genuine, I just thought you told her about this boy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you when she was there. Funny, Well,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I had to think of a nickname for it, and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything to do with because the
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Casimiro a is a soccer playoffs, I say. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so in front of me, I've got twenty three face times,
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  Speaker 1: which is a story. So each one is called FaceTime two,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's got the name of the story that
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  Speaker 1: I called it. So are you going to read? You
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  Speaker 1: said random number, and I'll read that one. So I
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  Speaker 1: wonder what's so I started on number two. I had
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  Speaker 1: the idea off the FaceTime two. Well that's early. I'm
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: going to say, that's really early on so FaceTime two
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  Speaker 1: to twenty three. Okay, okay, okay, let's hit us with well,
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  Speaker 1: let's start with two. Okay, okay, this is really calling myself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I've written.
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Is me to read it almost the year? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'll read it. Casimiro and the Big Bad Wolf and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: she's a long distance runner. Casimiro huffed and she puffed
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  Speaker 1: with her high heart rate. Stumbling into her last day
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  Speaker 1: abroad in London, she organized her things and relaxed, knowing
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  Speaker 1: she was going on another adventure to follow she was
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  Speaker 1: down today because the distance of missing a distant land
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  Speaker 1: and her new boy was all coming together, relying on
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  Speaker 1: FaceTime and home, hopefully the invention of time travel to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: get through the day. Unlike most fairy tales, this happy
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: ending and soon stay tuned to see if Casimiro beats
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  Speaker 1: the big red wolf and she huffs in her puffed
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  Speaker 1: huffing and her puffing slows down. That was the second
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  Speaker 1: face type.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah good, all right, let's go with twelve twelve. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: here was twelve, This is ten later FaceTime twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Can't sleep. Sometimes you can't sleep, so you just need
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a bedtime story. Once there was a there was a
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: camel named Casimiro. Oh no, this is okay. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you after while after said this, she ziplined down from
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: mountain to mountain, storing water in her hump, delivering to
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: those in need, saving lives. She told her friends of
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: her recent endeavors and no one believed her. But that
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter because she knew she was doing the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all that matters. I was in reference to
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  Speaker 1: that day she sent me a meme about a camel
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  Speaker 1: being transported from the top of the mountain down to
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  Speaker 1: the bottom of water on it and fill it and
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: then it would walk all the way back up. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that one's so good.
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  Speaker 3: I like number twelve one more sure, ah eighteen eighteen eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: This is fucking like, seriously, what is this? This is
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  Speaker 1: called like set in the Bar eighteen FaceTime eighteen emotional intelligence.
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  Speaker 1: Casimiro sat pondering on her life, realizing what she was
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  Speaker 1: feeling right now and then being enveloped by what was
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  Speaker 1: making her feel this way and figuring out her body
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  Speaker 1: and mind. Everybody has their dog days, but it's how
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: we use them to our advantage and learn from ourselves.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: We really learned to grow be like Casimiro.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell, they said, like they're just nice and short
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  Speaker 3: and simple. Yeah, yeah, like it would have taken you
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  Speaker 3: five minutes at the end of each FaceTime.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, and then I'll read you the last one.
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  Speaker 1: Was there an twenty three face times? Yeah, twenty three
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: face times? Oh so you didn't face them every day? No, Well,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: that there was a period like two weeks of talking
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: stages that it would have been from phone calls only
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: did the face time the time differences and stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: then the last story I said, so it ended on
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  Speaker 1: FaceTime twenty three, and then I'll read twenty three, and
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  Speaker 1: then what I said after it, So FaceTime twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: The last Casimir was about to end, a journey of
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: a lifetime, the end of a chapter, and what a
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: chapter it was. But that's not to say the next
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  Speaker 1: one's not going to be something to look forward to.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: In bracket spoiler, Casimir and the Young stud take on
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  Speaker 1: the world emotion emotions are running high, and so are
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Casimiro's powers. The troop has taught us so much about
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: herself and the world around her. The adventures of Casimira
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  Speaker 1: will be told as a bedtime story as you used to. Come.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Turn over to the next chapter, Chapter two. Casimiro's new
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: sidekicked a bond never felt before. Two like mines, two souls,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the same one cougar, one young Stud. Stay tuned for
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the adventures of Cassi and Otway and strap it for
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a hoot and a half.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Ship. Bro. This is so good, you guys saying I
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: love you in Balley just makes so much more sense,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: so much more sense.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck me, that was brilliant.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, I love it so good, thanks man, And
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know it was just I trusted my gut
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: because it was a very ballsy play at the start,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And we said, we've talked to our friends about things
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: to do on a date, Like we gave advice to
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: that dude for flowers.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And they say, like, is it too ballsy? Like is
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: it too much? It's never too much, Like make that
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: if you're going on a date with a girl, make
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: her feel special, make her feel like the only girl
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that exists in the world. But yeah, why the funk not,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: that's what you want her to be to you. She's
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the most important woman right in front of you, right now,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: hopefully for the rest of your life. So make her
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: feel that way. Don't give her this half last effort,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: fucking oath. Bring back some fucking good man. Yeah, it's chivalry.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: When you gave it to her? Oh yes, Oh yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: so were you stressing? I was stressing. I what did
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I do? No? I was going to print it out,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: but I didn't end up doing it. I had it
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: on my files ready and we hanged out. I can't
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: remember if it was the first day or the second.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I think it was it. So she was here for
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like two days. I think I gave it to her.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: We like hanged out all day. No, it was the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: first hanged out all day. And then we went to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the beach because she hadn't been back to a local
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: beach in Ages. And we're just sitting there talking about
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: her feelings and she like I can't believe we're here.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Like I was like, fuck it. Timing's perfect. And then
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I just went on my phone. I was like, check
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: your emails. You already had an email. Yeah, Because I'm
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a funny kind of like emails and like how I
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: interact sometimes I just send her an email randomly in
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the day. Like one of our dates we went on,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I sent her an email invitation and said RSVP, So
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I had I already had an email early. I don't
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: know why, and I said, check your email. It's just
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I find it really funny. And then
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: we're at the beach and then she just she didnt
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: was just like like serous, and she's like processing what
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: it was and like reading it, and I'm like I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: explained it. Then she just like start crying. But you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: didn't want to like cry in front of me, because
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: we like just the first time we met in person
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: like two days. And then she turned over and she
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: was like quietly weeping and just gave a little hug. Yeah. WHOA,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, that's crazy. You are a fucking gentleman. That's wild.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. I think there's also like
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: a good lesson for any guys listening that you can
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: never do too much. Make those girls feel special, yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: make them feel spash. All right, everybody, thank you for listening.
• 36:38
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