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Negotiations: Keaton's Batman Return & Billy Mitchell King of Kong · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  Dan I have an offer for you go on I'm going to give you a copy of space
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  engineers on Steam okay for all of your trading cards oh he said he was going to
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  do this welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy I mean it's it's certain sounds
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  like it might be the original draft of Prometheus so I'm going to assume it is
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  and I'll say yeah sure how do we do this where do you want to meet up I I click
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  here I'm ready to trade offer has been made he is ready for fight up ready to
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  go okay can we negotiate my steam's not on so we can I'm I'm I'm putting the
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  offer there so D why you looking Matt I have a deal for you all right cuz I've
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  already given you space and engers in the past have you yeah yes yeah very
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  long time ago let me have a look Space Engineers there it is yep Space
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  Engineers oh done transaction complete oh yeah I played this briefly any good
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  Matt because I've just made a deal uh very good okay no it was fun actually I
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  think I think I I played this together first yeah you and Simon played it yeah
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  um it was F so the deal I have for you because you have more trading cards do I
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  yes I mean yeah obviously and you already had Space Engineers so I had to
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  mix it up so I've got Payday the Heist and Minion Masters for you for all of
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  your trading cards the highest they're two games you will not
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  play I already have Payday the highest oh you're really selling it damn and
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  what was the other one uh minion Masters minion Masters is that like a I have no
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  idea what it is I have no idea why
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  library is it uh what's that movie and
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  uh what's that movie Despicable not minions well yeah all
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  right minions would have been the easier film to think from the word minions but
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  what it says here is an addictive fast-paced hybrid of deck building and Tower
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  Defense I don't know I don't know why I have it but I don't know that I would
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  play that but you know what fine whatever I don't care yeah I'm in the
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  whatever I don't care except I can't see some kind of offer or invitation from
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  you l oh well I I sent it I I don't know how it works from now I mean I don't
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  know steam that well the way I use steam is I buy spend lots of money on games
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  that you never play yeah I buy games or I sometimes receive games as gifts and
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  then I play them and then I don't know what the trading cards do or are for
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  what do you can I ask and then don't don't worry the deal has been struck so
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  I'm not going to use this against you but what are you gonna what are you
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  going to do with them I'm going to try and get the set of some of the trading
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  cards all right and then what will that get you Luke I'm not sure you and I play
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  the same games I don't know that you're going to have the second half of sets
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  that I've got um but what are you going to do with them I have a bit of an
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  addictive personality oh really and these are like achievements okay so
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  that's all it is it's just that you want he collect these imaginary objects that
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  mean nothing I mean look I've got a collection of X-Men cards from 1994 so I
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  I understand the appeal somewhat oh you still have those yeah I got a full set
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  the Animated Series they in my C in my wardrobe very nice one of the things
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  that does happen is it helps you get your steam level up okay does steam have
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  a level nothing like Dan you're steam level seven seven I assume that's quite
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  good because I played a lot of Civ that sounds very high what what am I it's out
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  of 10 I assume you're 13 13 W unlucky yes you're a pillar of the community I'm
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  a pillar of the community and I'm almost double dance just repeating that for
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  everybody listening in case you didn't you didn't get the math on that well if
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  he's a pillar of community what am I an obessive neurotic you're the uh you're
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  the gravel that's holding up my pillar have a guess at the level well if I'm
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  seven and and he's 13 I'm assuming you're 10 and something yeah in the '90s
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  not quite I'm 57 okay well all right sounds good and what so I'm a pillar of
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  the community what are you I I don't know I don't even know why you're a
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  pillar of the community I don't really know steam that well I just saw it just
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  in pillar of community well all I know about steam is
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  that I just bought four new games in the Steam Sale but that I'm actually just
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  replaying for the third time a game that I've already played twice so you know
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  yep when you click that's pretty much how it works when you click pillar of
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  community you it'll it tells you a list of things you got to do to get it and
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  actually I'm surprised that you don't have this already Luke you just to
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  do that I've done most of that so what am I I'm uh it's not there for some
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  reason oh I'm a community Ambassador I'm I'm missing three
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  things well I bought I did buy some games this week uh and I received a game
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  as a gift uh this week that I played uh I do want to talk about I can
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  talk about it now or I can talk about it later talk about it now all right well I
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  received as a gift uh from Darcy thank you very much sty uh I received
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  firewatch oo I have that's a great game yeah have you played it no not yet it's
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  one of the ones that I picked up in the sale and that I'm waiting for my third
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  playthrough of disco elesium to end before I go and have a look mate it's a
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  good game is it it's real good yeah I really enjoyed this game I know I knew
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  about it because I knew when it came out there was a little controversy or not
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  controversy there were a bunch of [ __ ] I guess is what I should say
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  who were mad yep that it's not long enough oh yeah which you know it's not
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  it's it's more of a it's not deara it's a walking simulator well it isn't it
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  isn't it's not it's not like dearesta where you just literally hold the
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  [ __ ] walk button down and walk through the game you still do stuff and
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  you make decisions that I I believe would probably affect certain things in
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  the game not you're not very like did you throw the skinny gipping girls radio
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  in the water no spoilers no I didn't oh I did okay hm I didn't even I want to
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  know what he was doing to that but oh I guess if we're looking to entice Dan to
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  play it no you've enticed me also I already have it yeah yeah skinny dipping
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  girls so this game was [ __ ] great did you played through it luk yeah yeah cuz
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  Xbox achievements yes and it was a really good game yeah it was like yeah
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  it is short I finished it in four hours yeah some people went out purchased a
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  game finished it quickly and then got refunds and those people are dicks no
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  this was this is really great really great story really interesting uh
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  beautiful art sad poignant it's good and you do want to take your time with it
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  and actually experience the story and actually listen to what's being said Y
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  what was that game that came out around the same time as Dear Esther but you
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  played as an old woman and you just walked her from the Gate of a cemetery
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  to her husband's grave she died randomly was that just called the graveyard or
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  something maybe it was it the graveyard I she was so old and sick that it was
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  incredibly difficult to even just push forward the just the resistance was and
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  sometimes she would just die yeah yep I haven't played that I've played it I did
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  you know what i' played it I don't have it but I think it was free at least for
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  a while it might have even been just online come to think of it
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  $5 buy it it's got mixed reviews and I can guarantee the most reviews are like
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  I this you just died what the [ __ ] did I just play number one negative you just watch a
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  video does it have Steam Trading Cards how do I tell speaking of the trading
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  cards okay so I've got I've got steam open now and I'm looking at my trading
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  cards I don't seem to have cards for every game I've played so they must only
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  come out for certain games right yes yeah okay so it'll be one of the tags on
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  stores what do you think you're going to complete a set of out of disco alium
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  which you haven't played Rusty Lake hotel Rusty Roots M telling lies you got
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  that Luke no um I've actually finished telling lies but I finished that on the
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  Xbox okay Dark Side detective that's a great game yeah last doors one and two I
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  have um something I like to admit that I'm not proud of I will buy trading
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  cards you can sell your trading cards on the steam store and you can trade real
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  money for them and I have been known to buy them okay complete sets for games
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  you've not played and have no intention of playing normally I will have at least
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  have like one training card so I've either manag to cons one of my friends
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  into giveing me all their trading cards or I played the game most is choice of
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  word there con he's conders yeah well
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  okay I will I will admit you could have sold your trading cards and you could
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  have made like one cent man I still can I haven't clicked any I haven't I
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  haven't received an offer I haven't clicked anything no hand [Music]
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  [ __ ] M there's probably people out there bidding on Rusty Lake Roots trading
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  cards as we speak tring card I did see there was one
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  you you had um Matt you had uh like a set of cards so you basically get to
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  unwrap and it gives you three cards I did actually check to see how much that was
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  worth 13 cents wow oh yeah Tesla effect
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  that one that's the one oo from what game uh Tesla effect that's the it's a
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  full yeah it's a full motion video game that came out a couple years ago so
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  there's a button here that says unpack and they worth more or less if I click
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  that button they are worth less if I click this button or you might get lucky
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  and get a foil card but the odds of that are very slim I remember foil variants
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  I'm tempted to click this button just to see is it going to upset you if I click
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  this loot because I actually don't care he's not going to really don't care
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  either he's GNA I'm just GNA I'm just going to unpack it myself so yeah I'm
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  just curious I've never done this before four do it do it tell me what you get
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  all right unpack unpacking I got I got just some cards just characters from the
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  game yep all right and good chance you already had them as well could be I
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  wouldn't know so you're going to take all of these cards for me I've got four
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  pages of them you're taking all of them oh that was the play yes all these I got
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  some uh transistor ones I got some thimble weed Park on you know what I
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  don't care hey I got an unhack two one why don't I have thimble weed Park ones
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  play fimble weed Park Luke probably took them from
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  you I I I think we have traded CS in the past yeah you're right I think we have
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  and by traded I I mean I think I just gave you all my cards at one stage yeah
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  are you going to take my unhack two one oh unhack you can keep that one if you
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  want no it's all right it's all right no mate that's that's worth a lot online
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  unhack for sure yeah yeah I I do have uh three simble weed Park ones and I have
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  not played the game so okay well there's that explained oh I've received Oh no just
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  I've got stuff still haven't received an offer anyway I'll wait for that but yeah
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  firewatch play it definitely Dan you love it I'm I'm I'm sure you'll love it
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  yeah I'm counting on it very good how's your hardcore playthrough of disco alium
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  going it's going pretty good it's tough I was died yet uh no I haven't died I
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  haven't died uh once you know how to stay alive it's difficult to actually
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  die that's my motto yeah mostly if you're going to die into
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  scholium it's towards the start of the game when you haven't yet figured out
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  how to stay alive because the game doesn't tell you in any way uh how to
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  over an old woman or how to know when you're about to die
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  yeah sometimes at the end of a long conversation yeah it's [ __ ] annoying
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  you rage quit and then never play it again I'm glad I did I'm glad I did come
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  back what a [ __ ] great game I I'm tempted to play again just because
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  I want to I might play it on Hardcore but I'd like to play it and like lean
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  into being an arrogant prick just because I think that would be fun to do
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  like just be an arrogant prick to everyone else while you're playing it
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  like you want to come to din [ __ ] off I'm playing disco Lum I don't know who
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  you are I love it that like people get really into this too I was on the forums
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  the other day and somebody's like can I uh can I C play through disco alium as a
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  socialist Democrat like knock yourself out buddy do what you
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  want one thing that happened to me in this playthrough that didn't happen at
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  all in the other two Matt did you meet the man who is traveling in the store in
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  the what are those big metal [ __ ] cubes that they put on ship packing
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  crates oh yeah yeah businessman the businessman yes yeah I did I never met
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  him before I met him now did you did you get him to invest yes I did I did so I'm
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  flush man and and on Hardcore Mode that means a lot because you don't have a lot
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  of cash yeah no I met him when I got to investment Kim was [ __ ] baffled yeah
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  when I thought that's when I was like I think Kim's Kim's starting to
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  believe in my [ __ ] at this point the weeks after listening to you guys talk
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  about I still have no idea what he's are talking about but I so want to play it
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  put it this way Luke you meet a businessman but you can't look him
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  directly on because light bends around him differently because of the huge
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  wealth disparen between you and him yeah what yeah he's so rich you can you can
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  barely look upon Him mhm and so you have to convince him to invest M it's like
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  looking at him through a prism the the lights just going skui and he lives in a
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  shipping container yeah and travels the world as one does what a
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  game yeah yeah sorry spoilers I don't really think it
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  is though no it's not because you can't necessarily even get to it I don't think
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  there's anything as is count as a spoiler in this no no I see that I
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  actually was looking into this a lot this week because I was interested Dr
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  disrespect um we talked about last week how he got banned and I can see I have
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  heard a rumor about why go on now this is still all rumor because no one's made
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  an official announcement but from what I've heard it might be because he was
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  lying about mixer so he recently signed a like multi-million dollar deal with
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  twitch to be stay with him and be exclusive but leading up to that he was
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  talking about jumping ship to mixer M and so well recently just came out that
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  mix's not going anywhere oh mix's gone and gone to Facebook so they wouldn't
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  have offered him any money to go so there's rumors com around that he was
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  just lying to try and get a better deal with twitch and they've just gone [ __ ]
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  you okay they banned just a rumor I mean I don't know how that works legally
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  because well twitch can ban you for whatever reason they feel like right but
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  they they would have to pay him out still right wouldn't they or no well it
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  depends on the contract and yeah I suppose yeah good but because it's sort
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  of weird because they recently banned Trump's Donald Trump's Channel yes and
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  they've actually given a reason for it yeah the hate speech but then do
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  disrespect there not as we can't discuss it it's like that's why I think that was
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  interesting they've not no one said anything even he's not said anything
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  about it is really strange if if he's not saying anything you know there's
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  money involved yeah and I watched his his last stream and it is weird the way
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  that it ended like he gets a message on his phone looks at it and goes ah [ __ ] or
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  something like that but then before that even before that he starts talking about
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  how this this difficult time we'll get through it or whatever and then he gets
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  a message on his phone and he goes [ __ ] and then he just ends
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  gone so weird are you serious that's like a found footage movie yeah it's
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  it's super weird and that's the really the last we've heard of him except for
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  one cryptic uh tweet yeah he said that
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  he's not been told why but uh he'll we'll get through this together or
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  something like that he tweeted that's it has it normally you you think that he'd
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  be going it's not true or just trying to say anything he's going to fight it but
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  there's nothing for him to deny at this point yeah but I wasn't trying to see
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  that little kid's dick at E3 he was being very he's being very quiet which
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  is weird so something Big's happened or maybe and maybe we'll here and maybe we
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  won't we'll hear eventually I assume so but then again maybe not a few people
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  have come out and said they know but they don't want to discuss it and yeah
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  it comes back to money I had a rumor read heard I read a rumor yeah people
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  keep telling me people keep calling me up and telling me rumors that I keep
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  hearing no I read online there was a a rumored that he and some other streamers
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  had been talking about starting their own streaming service and they got in TR
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  well that twitch got pissed off at them for that that's come out as not being
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  true stop calling me Liars the the guys who are running the thing went no that's
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  nothing to do with that where nowhere near even launching all right and I don't think
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  they had any money behind it you're wrong you're
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  wrong wouldn't be the first time well listeners if uh if you're missing Dr
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  disrespect you're looking for a new twitch streamer might I suggest [ __ ]
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  4 you're actually going to you're going to stream something for us l i I have a
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  we have a actually we have a twitch Channel called multiple nasm we do oh is
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  that where you stream yeah okay well that's where I streamed remember that
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  once or twice about two years ago gotcha maybe I will replace Dr disrespect I
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  think Dan should stream his disco Elian playthrough I think he should imagine
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  watching someone else's disco elesium yeah that would be really frustrating
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  watching them read for hours and hours yeah oh is it so you have to read
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  do you it's not all voice acted no no this partially voice acted basically a
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  conversation will start with voice actors and then text will take over
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  there just too much text I assume it was just not feasible with budgetary constraints and
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  and all that and also I I like that there there's still a few spellow in
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  there spelling mistakes yeah but they have they've apparently
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  fixed that up a lot since launch ah spellow I haven't heard that in a long
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  time well you know it's written by a bunch of Eastern Europeans oh no no no I
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  know I wasn't I wasn't having to go I just I actually I kind of like it it's
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  yeah I like it too it's Charming that's to the charm yeah the funny thing is I
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  probably wouldn't realize cuz you'd be skipping it CU you
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  wouldn't yeah yeah well no I just assume that's the way the words written well
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  actually it's funny you say that Matt because the
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  the the first playthrough that I did I I think I didn't realize too just how
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  important every line of text was and I kind of skimmed a little bit certainly
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  more than I'm doing in this playthrough because you you really do get Clues as
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  to the direction you should be heading by sure by reading everything but of
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  course the first time you play a game often you're just Keen to finish the
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  game yep yeah or you're like I'll talk to this guy but I'm thinking about this
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  other thing that I'm going to do kind yeah that's right in fact to the point
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  now where I I'll only start talking to someone if I know I have the patience to
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  really get into it with them yeah I think I I skipped a bit of you know
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  there the the ravers in the tent I skipped not skipped but skimmed a lot of
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  that dialogue because I I feel like I don't think this is pertinent to the
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  case well actually this my second playthrough I didn't speak to them at
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  all I didn't do any of that side quest right okay yeah you don't really need to
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  I guess yeah I'm doing it the third playthrough because I'm I'm trying to be
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  as inclusive as I can be under the circumstances of the hardc coreness but
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  uh yeah the second time I didn't bother with anything that wasn't directly related to the
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  [Music] murder can I ask another question about a game that I've never
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  played please I I've never played the last of us because I've never had a ah
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  Playstation 3 or and uh so I don't know
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  why playing it will make me violently angry at the voice actors who
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  participated in the making of it so can somebody who's played it please explain
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  to me why the voice actors are getting death threats I actually I don't know I
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  I've played a bit of the first one I have it I want to play actually want to
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  play through it so uh that might be something that happens in the near
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  future the first one the second one I don't have a PS for so I can't play it
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  but people are mad at Laura Bailey for some reason um they're just mad in
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  general so I mean I don't understand how I actually don't understand how you
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  could be mad at Laura Bailey like cuz she's one of the well I mean I don't
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  know her personally but she just seems like one of the nicest people in the
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  universe I don't understand how you could be mad at her so it's treating her
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  like she's the character when she's just on The Voice or that she she [ __ ]
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  wrote story or or anything beyond she just did voice of the character that she
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  at least should have spoken up when they when she read the script and said no I'm
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  not saying this my character wouldn't do that yeah I'm not yeah I refuse Mark
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  Hamill style but here are s messages
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  she's getting mhm I will stab you yeah I'm going to find where you
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  live and Slaughter you for what you did to whatever whoever Slaughter mark my
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  [ __ ] just Slaughter I will find you
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  and I will kill your kid [ __ ] me [ __ ] off mate that is that's not intense
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  that's not on I hope your parents died by a hard cancer for killing my [ __ ]
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  hell a hard cancer not an easy one [ __ ] you dumb Abby [ __ ] go [ __ ] yourself
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  yeah that's a good one my favorite just want to say you should die [ __ ] [ __ ]
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  you you ruined it yep she ruined it personally okay now I just I I don't
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  like people what's a hard cancer yeah exactly is there a soft cancer I hope
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  you die by a soft cancer cancer that's like a [ __ ] not
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  on easy mode on hard mode yeah hard
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  hardcore hardcore I beat hard cancer yeah that's true yeah you beat cancer on
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  hard yep so Laura Bailey is a voice
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  actress she is on critical role and in like a ton of video games actually
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  there's the one she's probably in every video game that we've ever played in
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  some capacity so if you don't know who she is you have heard her voice before
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  yeah I got a shock about one some some she I was like gears five Spider-Man
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  Catwoman yeah yeah they all they all they all pop up all over the place but
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  uh she's great voice actress uh and she did not write the plot of the last of us
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  two so please don't harass her about it but what what what does she do do we
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  know I'm I don't care about spoilers so don't think she's the only one getting
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  the hate I do know what it is it does actually say in the in the article here
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  but I don't want to say it because I don't want to ruin anything for anybody
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  yeah cuz it seems like that seems like a pretty big spoiler can you remember and
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  tell me off a cuz I want to know what's so bad it's right here the kill her kid
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  is it okay well clearly I didn't read it that carefully it it also although it does
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  say m spoilers so I'm like okay that's a mild spoiler all right fine I mean I
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  don't know I haven't played the game but how far down do I have to scroll Matt uh
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  it's just under there's a there's a picture of her of her with of her with
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  her microphone and then underneath it there is a little paragraph there and
• 24:45
  it'll tell you what she does okay okay I mean it seems like play first game video
• 24:51
  game type of plot Point yeah without knowing the
• 24:56
  details yeah probably worth murdering
• 24:59
  [ __ ] okay yeah just don't [ __ ] me man
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  just delete the internet delete it it's not the thing is you're allowed to not
• 25:09
  like things yeah but you don't threaten people who didn't create them like well
• 25:15
  she did she was involved in creating them but she didn't decide that was
• 25:18
  going to happen but Matt even if she did
• 25:23
  oh okay you're like if you want to kill someone threaten want to kill he's the
• 25:29
  [ __ ] writer threaten the director threaten the studio don't creative
• 25:34
  director yeah Jesus the animator That
• 25:37
  animated that scene threaten him yeah here's his home address go there now
• 25:44
  this is your right as an American not like things but and you can actually
• 25:49
  voice that hey I didn't like this but you don't have to go straight to death
• 25:53
  threats yeah I know like people they should kill themselves there's a scale
• 25:58
  of how upset you should be and this is on the far end of
• 26:02
  it and I I just what I hate the most is that this this woman this voiceover
• 26:07
  artist she makes a decent living this is her job you know what I mean and she
• 26:11
  probably [ __ ] loves her job because this is a great job she gets the voice
• 26:14
  characters games hella fun and she's like you know I'm you know I might not
• 26:18
  be saving lives but I'm certainly not hurting anyone you know at best I'm I'm
• 26:23
  making people happy with my games and people are like I hope you [ __ ] die
• 26:26
  of a hard cancer it's just all worth it in the
• 26:30
  end [ __ ] hell and just the idea that you're like you're like I'm so mad about
• 26:35
  this plot Point MH who's the voice actress who did the voice of the
• 26:40
  character that did the thing in the game that I'm mad about I'm going to [ __ ]
• 26:43
  harass her and I I understand like I I can I can I can get my head around the
• 26:49
  fact that there might be one person with such a lack of understanding of how
• 26:52
  video games work that they might think that she resp yeah but the fact just put
• 26:58
  all the actors in improvise the plot and then they make the game out of it yeah
• 27:02
  and she's like I'm going to do this thing and everyone else is looking at
• 27:05
  her like don't do it don't [ __ ] do it they're going to be so mad at you when
• 27:08
  they find out you do yeah they're like are you [ __ ] crazy when we release
• 27:13
  the multiple nerdgasm video game I want to put plot points in there so dastardly
• 27:19
  that we get death threats and if we don't I'm going to consider it not a
• 27:23
  success because we will be responsible for whatever do game yeah mark words
• 27:28
  yeah well I think you you get more death threats on the sequel once people are
• 27:33
  really in let's hurry up and make two then yeah y make two games yeah that's
• 27:38
  right spoilers Dave doesn't survive till the
• 27:43
  second the the funny thing about all of this though is with these E A lot of
• 27:47
  these people still haven't played the game this all a lot of this actually
• 27:52
  started even happening before people had had a chance to play it they read online
• 27:55
  so they haven't actually experienced the story themselves oh oh cuz there was
• 28:00
  spoilers leaked at some point right there was some spoilers leaked but a lot
• 28:03
  of like the the negative reviews and everything started with when the game
• 28:07
  came out like instantly right but the game's like a 10h hour 10 15 hour game
• 28:12
  to finish mhm within four hours had been review bombed yeah but it's it's still
• 28:17
  got extremely big reviews big reviews it's got extremely good reviews yes MH
• 28:22
  what sorry what was the question is this the Ellen pagee character no no no no
• 28:27
  that's Ashley Johnson is the voice of
• 28:30
  her right yes yeah and then honestly I I considered buying a PS4 just to play
• 28:36
  this [ __ ] game it looks great the reviews are amazing but um if it's going
• 28:40
  to enrage me to the point of trying to cancerized someone maybe I'll give it a
• 28:44
  Miss no but you're not a you're not a raving Maniac so maybe you'll be all
• 28:48
  right you know I think there are plenty of people out there who AR what metric
• 28:52
  do we have now where
• 28:55
  I I'm like the the Ane end of a stick you know I just imagine all of these
• 29:02
  tweets were written by Kuno and then uh let me open this back
• 29:07
  up again hold on hold on move
• 29:11
  on no no one wants to hear my Kuno impersonation again
• 29:17
  anyway [ __ ] you you Dy
• 29:21
  [ __ ] well speaking of death threats remember someone got who got death
• 29:26
  threats written death when he was going to play Batman mhm oh
• 29:31
  yeah well I mean just about everyone who's played Batman I mean I think I
• 29:36
  don't remember that happening because I was a kid when Batman came out and I
• 29:39
  just I'd never seen him in anything else Michael Keaton was the perfect choice for Batman
• 29:46
  but yeah I've SE since seen documentaries of the making of stuff of
• 29:51
  Batman and yeah he did literally got death threats which is crazy but at that
• 29:56
  the only Batman movie was the
• 29:59
  1966 so they're like he's gonna ruin it yeah
• 30:05
  exactly Michael Katon with a with a can of shark repellent bat spray I don't
• 30:10
  think so you [ __ ] you you piece of [ __ ] the thing is though I don't know if you
• 30:14
  remember Matt cuz you and I both saw at the cinema Luke did you see this at the
• 30:18
  cinema the 1989 and I remember people getting up and walking out yeah really
• 30:23
  see I also I don't remember people walking out but I remember a whole bunch
• 30:27
  of people my school not wanting to go and see it because they were like this
• 30:31
  is not Batman I've seen the trailer he's threatening to kill people he's wearing
• 30:35
  all black what the [ __ ] is wrong with him and I I remember when I went I went
• 30:39
  to the the Hayden twin the not the big Hayden the the High Street one that only
• 30:45
  had the two little Cinemas in it I saw it there I think that later became a
• 30:49
  strip club and then a dinner theater at some point but but when I but I was
• 30:56
  weary because I felt like taking your clothes off yeah I assumed that's what
• 31:00
  was happening um I was nine but uh the
• 31:06
  the kind of the voices in my head of the people at school like it's it's going to
• 31:09
  be really dark and then when it starts and it's got that elfas score and the
• 31:13
  camera is kind of traveling through what looks like a tunnel and then it reveals
• 31:16
  it's the actual it's like a big Stone bat symbol but I actually thought to
• 31:21
  myself for a sec like oh [ __ ] is this is this movie going to be scary like is
• 31:25
  this going to be a scary Batman yeah yeah it wasn't scary [ __ ] awesome
• 31:32
  that first scene on the rooftop was the [ __ ] most badass thing I'd ever SE
• 31:36
  when I was a kid I haven't seen it in a long time I think I needed to rewatch I
• 31:40
  watched it last year and the thing that strikes me about it because I I love it
• 31:44
  I I think you could remove prints out of it and it wouldn't be harmed by it but
• 31:48
  that's really my only criticis would agree except that the funniest part
• 31:52
  about it is that there is no love story with Vicky Vale they have sex once and
• 31:58
  then he ghosts her for the rest of the movie She obsessively follows him around
• 32:05
  Alfred even lets her into the bat cave at one point and like he's looking at
• 32:08
  Alfred like this is a chick I banged once yeah Alfred's a [ __ ] do you like
• 32:14
  every chick I bang down here I was hoping to bang her myself
• 32:21
  sir but it's a shame that he'll never play Batman again right the new still
• 32:28
  still not playing Batman right is that
• 32:30
  it [ __ ] week 407 no change Michael
• 32:35
  Keon still not Batman uh no Matt you might be interested to hear there's
• 32:40
  talks that he may be returning to the DC
• 32:45
  Universe as what Batman in some form
• 32:50
  possibly in The Flash movie so so is this going to be lost
• 32:55
  interest a little bit but all right is this this going to be the actual like
• 32:59
  replacement to bat Fleck or is this a
• 33:03
  standalone or is this well I don't know
• 33:07
  this particular Flash comic that it is rumored the next Flash movie will be
• 33:12
  based on but evidently he meets up because I assume it's because he can
• 33:16
  travel through time a little bit when he goes really fast um he meets up with an
• 33:21
  elderly Bruce Wayne and uh it's Michael so that they're tipping it might be
• 33:26
  Michael Keaton because if it's not going to be him it's either going to be Val Kilmer or
• 33:32
  uh George Clooney yeah George Clooney and I'm not into that but I'd love to
• 33:37
  see Keaton return as it and I've also heard that they might possibly leverage
• 33:42
  this to pass the torch onto a newer younger Batman through a familiar older
• 33:49
  Batman which is not a bad idea cuz Affleck's out isn't he he's ale 100% out
• 33:55
  and I think would surprise me are we assuming Robert patson's Batman is not
• 33:59
  connected to this universe no that's a standalone I believe that's going to be
• 34:03
  a bit like Joker yeah so I wouldn't be
• 34:06
  surprised if in this Flash movie Michael Keaton's elderly Batman is hanging
• 34:12
  around with a young boy who then becomes wouldn't surprise me no who then
• 34:19
  becomes Batman you know in in the next one yeah his young Ward yeah yeah
• 34:26
  because he knows the only way to successfully become Batman is to become
• 34:29
  traumatized so he's traumatizing a young boy and to get literally adopted by
• 34:33
  Batman yeah and he killed his parents and then adopted him and now he's making
• 34:39
  him Batman yeah yeah one day you'll kill me and take on the mantle of Batman and
• 34:45
  Batman works yeah yeah I still thought it weird so never
• 34:50
  take my kids to the movies for that exact reason ke went and did that what was it
• 34:55
  Hawkman or I forget the falcon that was a fuing great movie it and then
• 35:01
  he got to do and then he got went and did Spider-Man oh and he was great in that
• 35:07
  he was [ __ ] fantastic in that and now he's going to go back to
• 35:11
  Batman it just seems a little weird but it's also quite awesome at all at the
• 35:15
  same time yeah all we need
• 35:21
  juice don't they throw around they're going to make a sequel to that every now
• 35:24
  and again been doing that for decades we getting Bill anded 3 so I got to watch
• 35:30
  Beetlejuice again now what a great movie I watched it so often when I was younger
• 35:36
  that yeah I don't I don't know if I necessarily want to see it
• 35:40
  again handbook for the Recently diseased
• 35:46
  deceased it's showtime I can't believe we're eating cantones throwing myself
• 35:52
  off the winter River Bridge Okay I want to watch it
• 35:56
  again
• 37:57
  if it's emulated or real yeah I think it's up bottom to top if a a cabinet and
• 38:04
  left to right now there's some dispute that's like oh maybe a maybe an actual
• 38:09
  machine can load that way and so they like investigating start just like mind
• 38:14
  you they've invited him to come back and [ __ ] play it again in front of them
• 38:19
  and they've told him we'll give you all the titles back if you're still the best at
• 38:24
  it well that's the the trouble though right and I can stand not wanting to do
• 38:29
  that because what if you can't yeah yeah like that's like every year at the
• 38:36
  Olympics you had to go back and win that same gold medal all over again yeah just
• 38:40
  in case you had to go back and do the same time yeah you've always got to beat
• 38:45
  previous one yeah that's it not you must have cheated the first time yeah yeah
• 38:49
  even though I'm an old man now yeah that's right 50 years ago you won the
• 38:54
  100 meter dash do it again or you're [ __ ] out yeah prove
• 39:00
  it I can understand not wanting to but then I don't know cuz I I still remember
• 39:06
  watching the king of Kong and you watch that video and you see the tape go a
• 39:11
  little weird when it went to a million yep yeah even bring that up time I just
• 39:18
  don't watch the king of Kong look at the people the characters in it and then
• 39:22
  tell me how you can take any of this seriously like these people are just
• 39:28
  characters like they're not I don't know there's nothing scientific about any of
• 39:33
  this you know what I'm saying like did you did either of you ever watched the
• 39:36
  centipede one no there's another one that came terrifying after and it was
• 39:42
  about the first guy to get like a score of a billion on centipede or something
• 39:46
  and about him going back and trying to redo it it's actually quite interesting
• 39:51
  H I recommend going and watching that cuz it's got a lot of the same people
• 39:55
  coming back in and you s see a different of them a centipede side all right
• 40:01
  what's it called trying remember what it's called Centipede something about snake or
• 40:06
  something the Sultan of centipede that's what I would have called it king of
• 40:13
  Kong trying to remember um give me a second uh oh while you while you're
• 40:19
  doing that I haven't finished this but I thought i' quickly mention it the new
• 40:22
  Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix is very good watched the first episode today
• 40:26
  actually yeah interesting yep I'm into it I'm into it it's good I missed the
• 40:31
  old guy in the trench coat in the Smokey alley but then again I just missed the
• 40:34
  80s in general he's in the background of the opening credits briefly I think he
• 40:38
  might have died that guy but do they know what happened I'm not basing that on anything
• 40:45
  but that's the final episod is about him well we're watching one today and and
• 40:50
  and like five the end turns to me and was like [ __ ] I like what's going to
• 40:54
  happen I'm like nothing or it wouldn't be an episode of un
• 41:02
  yeah like they start off filming each episode knowing there's no end to
• 41:08
  anything yeah if they knew how any of these people died they would not be
• 41:12
  making this show about them well that's the thing if you actually knew it
• 41:15
  wouldn't be interesting at all oh I don't know they could still just drag it
• 41:19
  out and then at the end be like he was gay and he didn't want anyone to find
• 41:23
  out so he killed himself yeah that's what I think happened in the first episode said oh do
• 41:28
  you huh I think he's gay with his friend and he couldn't he was cuz he he was such a
• 41:34
  hardcore Christian and and family man and interesting yeah and that's why the
• 41:40
  best friend's not talking that's my theory and if there's one thing I know
• 41:45
  about is closeted
• 41:49
  gays Man versus snake the long and Twisted Tail of
• 41:55
  nibler that is a int name yeah g with snake but still that's a pretty good
• 42:02
  title yeah the game's actually nibler off not centipede and so it all comes
• 42:07
  down to this guy got a billion score like back when the game first came out
• 42:12
  but then there was no photo of it or anything so he comes back in late two
• 42:17
  like 2015 something to try and set the score again okay and yeah that's the
• 42:23
  show no spoilers no spoilers Nia is
• 42:28
  basically it's snake combined with
• 42:31
  Pac-Man yes it's like it's like playing snake but in a maze and you eat things
• 42:37
  as you go yeah it's my life I don't know what that means Matt but fine fine
• 42:44
  speaking of Unsolved Mysteries you know what I'd like I'd like a follow-up
• 42:46
  season or at least one episode to just follow up the 80s Unsolved Mysteries
• 42:50
  that just tells us what happened Mysteries yeah it's just the guy going
• 42:55
  they were unsolved in the ' 80s but we've got DNA now so here's the answers
• 42:59
  and it's just like killed by the uncle raped and murdered and left in the shed
• 43:05
  yeah yeah were were they actually unsolved or was it just good television
• 43:09
  to say they're unsolved well these ones are unsolved as far as I
• 43:13
  know and then actually the the first one was the the rooftop one right the the
• 43:19
  hole in the roof yeah someone pointed out um I I saw an article because I was
• 43:24
  trying to look up stuff and it said uh someone on Reddit has has found a big
• 43:28
  the cas what I was thinking is every episode I'm just going to go to Reddit
• 43:32
  afterwards and actually find out what happened well I saw this headline it
• 43:34
  said someone on red found a big clue and I was like oh [ __ ] what is it and I went
• 43:37
  through and it was like [ __ ] thing I noticed when I was watching it but
• 43:41
  obviously I figured they wouldn't have in you know the cryptic note that he
• 43:45
  left it had a list of movies yeah someone I read it was like one of those
• 43:50
  movies was the game starring Michael Douglas yes and if you've seen that
• 43:55
  movie you'll know that it was all part of some elaborate system that he was
• 44:00
  part of as a game and he he jumped off the roof cuz I like no that's not what
• 44:05
  happened to him yeah and also that was one movie on a list of movies all quite
• 44:10
  except all the M Night shamalan movies were there yeah were favorites there
• 44:14
  were then a whole bunch of really good movies so you know hit and miss taste
• 44:18
  but the Matrix was on there well have you've seen The Matrix you know that he
• 44:21
  jumps off the roof and he falls down and he goes bounces into the floor yeah yeah
• 44:27
  so maybe he thought he was going to bounce in a in a way he did in a way
• 44:32
  doesn't he fly at some point he flies in the last he FES in the last shot of the
• 44:37
  movie and then never again because they didn't make any others that's right and
• 44:43
  then except for Matrix 4 yeah which is coming out we'll see we'll see nothing
• 44:49
  the wowski have made in the last 20 years has enticed me to see Matrix 4
• 44:54
  including Matrix 2 and three it's only one of the witowski doing this and then
• 44:59
  Kiana Reeves which one said uh the weird one or the other
• 45:08
  one uh I'm not sure which
• 45:11
  one the no I can't don't don't the
• 45:15
  larger one okay yeah that's not offensive to say that right one of
• 45:20
  them's got a bigger build the one who doesn't even
• 45:26
  try yep mhm but yeah ke Reeves uh apparently thinks there's something there but I
• 45:32
  don't know man maybe he's doing like a Harrison 4 thing just going back and
• 45:36
  doing sequels to everything before he retires yeah I can't wait for the old
• 45:41
  man surf movie that could be next yeah a Point Break yeah Point Break Point Break
• 45:46
  to point breaker broken
• 45:51
  hip so I think one of the things he's seeing is that big paycheck I I don't
• 45:57
  know if he cares about that stuff from what I know about keano he doesn't give
• 46:00
  a [ __ ] keano doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah he's not interested in money he just
• 46:05
  loves movies that's all those stories about him being on set just being like
• 46:10
  [ __ ] I [ __ ] love movies like like that's an actual quote MH yeah but I'm
• 46:16
  sure you add an extra zero onto something and that entices him a bit
• 46:20
  more to do a movie he's like I could buy a few more hogies to sit alone sad in a
• 46:26
  park and eat yeah he was in um alamia in California eating an ice cream on the
• 46:32
  set of the Matrix 4 a few months back so just sat by himself in the gutter eating
• 46:36
  an ice cream cone yeah because it's how he rolls is it true that he never bought
• 46:40
  a house he just lives in hotels I mean I don't know that might be true I read
• 46:45
  that about him I know he um he loves riding his bike around and he he he was
• 46:51
  on I think it might have been on Nerdist or something a while back he didn't he
• 46:54
  was talking about riding a bike and how he's not allowed to ride
• 46:58
  um while he's doing a movie while he's making a film yeah because they they
• 47:02
  won't him yeah yeah I remember uh when they're filming Star Wars Y and McGregor
• 47:07
  kept getting trouble riding his bike to work yeah I literally saw you and
• 47:11
  McGregor ride his bike to work because while he was filming Star Wars I was
• 47:14
  working at Fox Studios the other side of Fox Studios nothing to do with Star
• 47:19
  Wars but it sort of does make sense why they get scared about actor oh yeah cuz
• 47:24
  if something happens to you the movie's [ __ ] yeah yeah you're a yeah it's a
• 47:28
  big investment well that's why actors have stunt men it's not because they
• 47:32
  can't do it although half the time they can't but it's because you're not insured to do
• 47:36
  it like if something goes wrong with that take yeah all these people are out
• 47:41
  of work and there's no movie yeah no I've heard that before too where
• 47:45
  somebody was like no I want to do the stunts and they were like no you're not
• 47:47
  doing them yeah but that is that that boils down to every role on a film set
• 47:52
  too like I've had people think they're helping out by going and moving a light
• 47:56
  and it's like no don't touch that light if the gaffer pulls that light off and
• 48:01
  it falls on him and crushes his leg we're insured if you do it we're not
• 48:05
  yeah we're [ __ ] yeah and I will [ __ ] you so that does that me next time we're
• 48:11
  filming I don't have to move the lights my lights are very light now I
• 48:16
  imagine it would probably more expensive to ensure You Luke so yeah
• 48:20
  maybe yeah no one's uring Luke let's just have a look at your
• 48:26
  medical history here oh why you in good
• 48:30
  shape now oh oh
• 48:36
  dear the doctor says it'll be a miracle if you survive the shoot at
• 48:41
  all according to this you're already dead yeah I may very well
• 48:47
  be that's my favorite quote from a show called bottom uh bot bottom Rick M and
• 48:54
  Adrien Edmonson yep that's a good show it's not a good show but it is iron is
• 48:59
  Rick m is dead that's true you know they nearly made a season four of that show H
• 49:06
  but Adrian pulled out at the last moment and went no one wants to see this now a
• 49:10
  I love pulling out at the last moment and saying [Laughter]
• 49:17
  that so uh cyber Punk which will not be sensed in Australia I little amazed by
• 49:23
  that does that mean it's not as delicious as we want it to be
• 49:27
  apparently it doesn't mean that it's still going to be censored in Japan
• 49:30
  which uh thanks to that we can tell what's being censored there's going to
• 49:34
  be a lot of nudity there going to be a lot of uh uh well genitals in particular
• 49:39
  have been removed from the Japanese version lot of genitals a lot of
• 49:43
  genitals they've been replaced with uh tentacles they're allowed and and sexual
• 49:49
  violence has been removed which is why I'm amazed it's not getting a censored
• 49:54
  version in AUST sh but here we are evidently you can you're going to play this entire game
• 49:59
  first person and you're still going to
• 50:00
  have sex yeah so it'll be interesting
• 50:06
  interesting is the word yes yes well I am interested in this game I watched I
• 50:11
  want this game to come out already I watched the first night City Wire the
• 50:14
  other week uh I'm not sure when they're doing the next one but I watch that too
• 50:17
  cuz it was really great they I don't know what that is can you explain that
• 50:21
  so yeah so CD Project Read uh the developer on as it's leading up to
• 50:26
  release they're going to be doing this thing called the night City Wire which
• 50:29
  is like a live stream thing about the game and the first one they showed a new
• 50:35
  trailer with a lot of footage uh they showed uh there was an interview with
• 50:40
  the developers about um certain things and we got to see the oh [ __ ] what do
• 50:44
  they call it the the mechanic where so in the world oh I'm trying to see what
• 50:50
  brain Dance It's called brain Dance So In the game people have these implants
• 50:54
  that record everything mhm and so and so like it records what you see and what
• 51:01
  you feel uh your entire experience records it but it also because it's not
• 51:06
  tied to just you it records what's going on around you and so apparently part of
• 51:12
  the plot is that there's like uh they make porn using it obviously mhm and
• 51:17
  then they also uh snuff films are very
• 51:20
  popular on the black market oh um oh so
• 51:25
  but in the game you will use it to solve puzzles so the example they showed
• 51:32
  in the video is there's a guy robbing a liquor store and then so they implant
• 51:35
  you with his his recording and then you can play it back so you watch it the
• 51:40
  first time so you basically experience everything he experienced and then after
• 51:43
  that you can kind of move around and use the additional sensors to investigate
• 51:49
  other things like playback a memory from multiple angles yes that's great exactly
• 51:54
  right yeah that's cool and then and then from you can say like okay when he walks
• 51:58
  in there a security camera there let's hack in and get the footage from that
• 52:01
  camera and then include that in the memory and then you can kind of
• 52:05
  consolidate this whole picture of what happened to solve and figure out what
• 52:09
  happened yeah the only thing I'm starting to worry about this game is it
• 52:12
  might be too big and to in-depth that's that well they cut out uh some some
• 52:18
  stuff apparently like there was going to be wall running and puzzles to do with
• 52:21
  that that's all cut out now so okay but they did say the the brain dance thing
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  the recording thing is a fundamental part of the plot it's not just some side
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  thing because they hate in games where you know where it's just like they
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  didn't say it outright but they they meant like you know the Assassin's
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  Creeds where you got to collect feathers and all that kind of [ __ ] they don't do
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  that yeah so everything is Story related it's all about characters it's not just
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  filler [ __ ] I can't like I know in uh oh was it the district what's the game
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  where you're playing in New York the division division the division
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  and yeah there's these cool Parts where you can go and see sort of recordings of
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  what's happened but there it's nothing to do with your character at all it's
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  just yeah it's pretty cool but yeah it's just like what's happening to other
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  people yeah it's kind of the plot a bit yeah Matt what is your mug uh my mug is
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  a bones coffee Highland Grog oh mug I'm going to shock you both bones coffee is
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  a coffee brand I started drinking coffee my God
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  now I I 43 I don't know what coffee I don't know what kind
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  yet so what are you starting off with I forget what I got I didn't like
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  it though so I got to get another one hey sorry are you drink instant or you
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  drinking actual coffee I'm drinking actual coffee I brought a coffee machine
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  oh huh and so if I I can use my phone or
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  I can say hey popular search engine make me coffee and it will turn the coffee
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  machine on and grind it up and then Brew it for me what yeah what kind of machine
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  is it it's some milk and and pop a sugar cube in there and stuff too or it won't
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  do that it'll just Brew it for me and keep it warm till I go get it I'm still
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  trying to work out the finer details it's called the smarter coffee second
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  generation interesting Matt's ordering one right now I'm looking at it we have
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  an espresso machine now so that's a thing yeah yeah I have a oh this is actual brewed
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  coffee yeah this is not okay so you have that in Australia now well no I had to
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  ship this over from the UK I've actually found out I don't I I I drink coffee
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  when I'm in America cuz I can just get coffee yeah well that's what this is
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  yeah I use a French press to make it but yeah but here I've got to get a fancy
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  thing mocka Twist of lime stand on your
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  hip and jump around whereas I know that I don't know that lime is what you want
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  in a coffee I don't think I I reckon I can make lime
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  work you you know what you should try is a Vietnamese coffee oh is that condensed
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  milk yeah it's so they make um I think in in in London I think it's the
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  Vietnamese coffee I had and it was [ __ ] delicious MH it's it's [ __ ] it's
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  so good it's so cuz the first the first one I got I forget what the name of it
• 55:25
  I'm not liking it at all I'm trying to just get through it as quickly as
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  possible so I've got to try and find the coffee for me which is going to be hard
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  here but I will find it and I'll buy it in bulk I can buy one of these on Amazon
• 55:39
  mhm man all right this thing looks [ __ ] cool man I didn't know this
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  existed I mean this would certainly make my mornings lazier yeah cuz you can actually just
• 55:50
  set it up to like doing the whole
• 55:54
  High machine good good morning and it will go and do your routine and part of
• 55:59
  the routine can be turning the coffee machine on it does not have very good
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  reviews on Amazon now that I'm looking at it though that's the problem the actual
• 56:07
  coffee no the machine oh glitchy but I think that's coming down
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  to I think people are thinking this is I don't know you got to get the
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  settings right and get it how you want it sure and also cleaning the
• 56:23
  filter yeah this guy is oh you got to fill the water Reservoir every night oh
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  crimey River yeah yeah um so that person about yeah that person is probably
• 56:34
  drinking about six eight coffee cups a day well I mean we're g we we'd go
• 56:37
  through that but that's that you know yeah I mean unless you unless you've got
• 56:41
  one of those thousand industrial ones that hooks up to your TAP you always
• 56:45
  have to refill it with water exactly if you're making an instant coffee you got
• 56:49
  to fill it with water every time you want to [ __ ] drink one yeah we have a
• 56:54
  we have a espresso machine that we brought from Australia so we use that
• 56:59
  sometimes but mostly I just use a French press cuz it's yeah me too yeah quick
• 57:03
  and easy yeah that's my morning ritual for sure is my my plunger but is super
• 57:09
  lazy I would yeah I would like to be lazy that would be great it is quite
• 57:12
  lazy to use a French press it doesn't take a especially if I could just
• 57:16
  request I'm not I'm not patient enough for it especially if I could just
• 57:20
  request that she makes it for me yeah you just request it and then you walk
• 57:24
  out and it's there no I'm pointing at she whose name I
• 57:29
  won't say because she's listening oh
• 57:32
  always listening Alexa make me coffee see I I I can't do it
• 57:39
  because mine will do it I wish I I wish mine would oh that's
• 57:45
  great I'm going to look into that or at least options I didn't know that I
• 57:50
  didn't know that was a thing it's not as wide as I there's not
• 57:54
  as many as I thought there would be m H this is the only real one that I saw
• 57:59
  that just works easily isn't there one of other smart coffees work with like
• 58:03
  just your phone but I wanted something where I could just talk talk isn't there
• 58:08
  one of these in the first scene of Back to the Future where you see do brown
• 58:13
  house has all these gadgets that he's made to make him a piece of toast and a
• 58:17
  cup of coffee and feed his dog and all that maybe yeah in the
• 58:22
  morning a Mr Coffee yeah you call this a
• 58:27
  radar no sir we call this Mr
• 58:32
  Coffee God oh now I want watch space BS yeah it holds up in a weird
• 58:38
  way if you want to feel old which I'm sure you probably don't need my help to
• 58:44
  feel old these days I feel old all the
• 58:45
  time uh Dia 2 is 20 this week it's been
• 58:51
  20 years since Diablo 2 came out yeah it has mhm 20
• 58:57
  [ __ ] years still a great game yeah if you want to give your mouse
• 59:02
  a workout for sure mhm I don't know if my wrist could handle it anymore oh too
• 59:08
  much information no you're right
• 59:12
  though you know once once they had CU I played through that a couple of times
• 59:18
  and and once they had all those expansions where they added in a whole
• 59:22
  other land and you had to get runes and all of that stuff it be became a bit of
• 59:26
  a pain in the ass it became kind of more trouble than it was worth but I'd be
• 59:31
  interested in go back and click around on the original Diablo I at some stage
• 59:36
  for for Old Time sake I doubt I I reckon you'd start it but there you wouldn't
• 59:41
  finish it yeah I reckon too there's no way because actually it it can be quite
• 59:46
  challenging and we were obsessed with that I remember all of us were playing
• 59:49
  it at the same time too because oh yeah there weren't that many games out at
• 59:54
  that point and uh I've never played it I had to buy a 20 gig hard drive to to
• 1:00:00
  play it I got it I was when I worked at Gateway um with Dave when this came out
• 1:00:05
  and I had to get a 20 gig hard drive bought it through a guy at work got me a
• 1:00:09
  good deal on it because they were [ __ ] expensive yeah yeah wasn't like
• 1:00:14
  your first hard drive like 2.1 gig that was yeah that was your starting hard
• 1:00:19
  drive before that you used to store it on discs mate when I when I bought my
• 1:00:24
  first Mac I paid like an extra Grand to upgrade from the 4 gig hard drive to the
• 1:00:31
  10 gig hard drive and I was like 10 gig I will never fill
• 1:00:35
  this I think our first computer we had a 486 dx33 and I think the hard drive was
• 1:00:42
  200 megabytes mhm Y which is 486 DX with eight Meg of
• 1:00:48
  RAM and mine had four oh [ __ ] yeah it was the weird in betweeny model everyone
• 1:00:55
  listening to us you were all spoiled did you did you say you had the SX or the
• 1:01:00
  DX dx33 dx33
• 1:01:04
  d266 33 yeah yeah yeah we lost a lot of people just
• 1:01:12
  now mate I remember when we got that computer I was so I was so excited that
• 1:01:16
  would have been a wonderful computer when it came out though oh yeah man I
• 1:01:19
  could play Space Quest 5 I could play uh yeah all that [ __ ] you could play Rise
• 1:01:25
  of fade of Atlantis yeah I listen to Grant Atlantis
• 1:01:32
  on amig uh oh yeah and it came on 13 floppy discs and we tried to play that
• 1:01:39
  we ended up I think he ended up taking it back because it was unplayable like
• 1:01:42
  you would you would go Okay click on this and then it would just load and
• 1:01:46
  then it would say enter dis eight and you'd put that in and it would load and
• 1:01:49
  then it would be like no you can't grab that thing your original
• 1:01:55
  disc I would like to mention you just
• 1:01:59
  talking about old games uh if if coincidentally anybody who worked at the
• 1:02:04
  games wizard in penth is listening [ __ ]
• 1:02:08
  you I had an Atari Links I went into uh I read in a magazine or I read
• 1:02:15
  somewhere that they were making eye of the beholder the D and D game for the
• 1:02:18
  Atari Links and I went into the games was they laughed at me and they said
• 1:02:22
  that game's not going to come out in the atti links you fool and they laughed at
• 1:02:25
  me [ __ ] Google eye of the beholder Atari Links it [ __ ] exists you can
• 1:02:31
  get it now in an emulator they were going to release it and it got cancelled
• 1:02:35
  not only that not only that but if uh if you want to get it Matt uh I can Waltz
• 1:02:40
  in there even to this day and I can get a 10% discount because I bought a
• 1:02:45
  lifetime membership good lifetime are
• 1:02:49
  they still notice the gay Wizards though oh God no God no the gamesman is still
• 1:02:55
  around Gam story yeah I think game moved
• 1:02:59
  to game years ago I ordered two game boys original game boys off eBay because
• 1:03:06
  I wanted to use them to make some make music yeah yeah wanted them for a
• 1:03:10
  project and then when they showed up the invoice in the Box had the [ __ ]
• 1:03:15
  gamesman logo with the two guys little heads and I was like what the [ __ ] I
• 1:03:19
  still buy stuff from them yeah well every now and again I'll get something
• 1:03:23
  in my head where I go I want that game and and they're there and they've got it
• 1:03:27
  I recently wanted a Final Fantasy game for the DS there's one where you play
• 1:03:34
  and it's just it's basically a rhythm game where it plays the music from the
• 1:03:37
  Final Fantasy games oh yeah I've heard of that yeah and I've been trying to
• 1:03:41
  find it for ages and they had a copy and I went I'm going to buy that I it
• 1:03:46
  arrives do they have a store yeah they've got a physical store but I think
• 1:03:50
  they're more so online these days still in hereville
• 1:03:53
  yeah same place that's wonderful where I got my chair from that chair you're in
• 1:04:00
  no not this chair I had a catalog from the games wizard that I would just I
• 1:04:05
  would read it every day yeah
• 1:04:08
  yep games yeah one day now you can play
• 1:04:13
  all of them Danny all of them yeah yeah any one of them most of them weren't
• 1:04:17
  very good yeah that's right they're awful and unplayable yeah yeah I tried
• 1:04:22
  to play uh did I talk about this already I tried to play Freddy farcus
• 1:04:28
  pharmacist [ __ ] that because there's a time limit I already
• 1:04:34
  talk about this oh no I don't think you did but yeah so I I remember fondly
• 1:04:39
  remember that game except I started to play it and then
• 1:04:44
  you've got to you mix up the the the drugs for the customers who come in it's
• 1:04:49
  like sorry listeners who don't know Freddy farcus Frontier pharmacist is a
• 1:04:52
  Sierra Adventure game where you play as a pharmacist in the in the old west mhm and
• 1:04:57
  then split chapters and the first chapter after you get through the intro
• 1:05:01
  is that the horses are all fighting too much and everyone's going to die because
• 1:05:05
  too much methane so you have to come up with a solution to stop the horses from
• 1:05:09
  fighting but there's a time limit on it and then if you don't do thing quick
• 1:05:13
  enough you die and then you have to start the chapter again and I was like
• 1:05:17
  you know what no no I'm not playing this kind of game anymore see that was the
• 1:05:22
  worst thing about the original Fallout was time there was that time
• 1:05:26
  limit to get the water once you got that water ship sorted you didn't have to
• 1:05:30
  worry about time limit and it was great but there was so many times I've had to
• 1:05:33
  restart that game because I screwed up yeah got distracted by something and
• 1:05:38
  took too long I don't mind in games where like even like a recent example um
• 1:05:45
  thex human revolution has a time limit in it at one point where if you take too
• 1:05:51
  long hostages will die mhm and the game kind of tells you you know get messages
• 1:05:56
  saying oh you need to hurry up those hostages are at risk or whatever that
• 1:05:59
  kind of stuff is fine cuz it sucks if you screw that up
• 1:06:03
  but you didn't lose the [ __ ] game whereas this just man because it didn't
• 1:06:09
  tell me there was a time limit and i' forgot it's been 30 years since I played
• 1:06:13
  the [ __ ] thing so as soon as I died it said oh you didn't do it fast enough
• 1:06:17
  I was like alt F goodbye not playing that game anymore Nostalgia
• 1:06:24
  complete yeah fix gotten not as good as I
• 1:06:30
  remembered no nothing is good but it's also not as funny as I remembered either you were a
• 1:06:37
  child yeah F jokes were funnier yeah there's your Suit Larry a
• 1:06:44
  lot of homophobic humor in there a lot of homophobic humor yeah a lot of lot of
• 1:06:50
  really sexist plot points in there too
• 1:06:53
  yep yep product the time perhaps and
• 1:06:58
  they were flogging that horse long after it had died too there are so many
• 1:07:03
  leasure Suit Larry games I think there was like one on the Xbox 360 I think was
• 1:07:08
  one of the last ones which really wasn't that long ago for that type of
• 1:07:14
  game yeah they did a Kickstarter for one
• 1:07:17
  oh really mhm yeah not that long ago just the the fact that you had to do a
• 1:07:23
  test to prove you were an adult to play that game just made us want to play it
• 1:07:27
  so [ __ ] bad which sucky thing was it was American question so it was really
• 1:07:32
  hard yeah who's who's the president right now I don't [ __ ] know who the
• 1:07:36
  president of America is but you could skip it there was a key command to skip
• 1:07:40
  it if you had and everybody just learned that eventually it's quite funny how
• 1:07:45
  even back then without the internet that kind of stuff got around like to to me
• 1:07:52
  to me and Cade in wtia trying to play leg Suit Larry as children somehow we
• 1:07:56
  knew that that there was a key command you could use to skip the question but I
• 1:08:00
  remember when games were like [ __ ] you for pirating now the game comes with
• 1:08:05
  this [ __ ] cardboard disc within a disc within a slide it around and I had
• 1:08:09
  one I forget what game it was but it was black on black so you couldn't even
• 1:08:14
  photocopy it and you you had to tilt it into the light right to even see the
• 1:08:19
  print on it and now copy protection just uh computer up instead yeah that's all
• 1:08:24
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