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DONKEY: San Francisco 49ers Owner Jed York Arrested For Being A First-Ballot Freaky Hall Of Famer · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of donkeys out here. I'll make donkey
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  Speaker 2: of the day. It really caught me off guard. We
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  Speaker 2: live a life where we bite our tongue based off
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  Speaker 2: who we may offend. We never would say anything.
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  Speaker 1: You are a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: That is why Charlemagne is here.
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  Speaker 1: Some donkey of the day just saw themselves. On The
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Okay, Charlamagne, who you giving donkey of the
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  Speaker 1: day to today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 25th goes
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  Speaker 2: to the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, Jed York. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he is the newest member of the Horny Hall of Fame. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: first ballot, freaky-ass Hall of Famer. Okay, his family is
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  Speaker 2: worth $ 8.
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  Speaker 1: 5 billion.
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  Speaker 2: And what I'm starting to realize about these wealthy men
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  Speaker 2: is they like cheap kinks, okay?
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  Speaker 1: See, this story doesn't require a lot of analysis, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Just a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: See, Jed York is clearly a billionaire, owner of one
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  Speaker 2: of the most valuable franchises in professional sports, the San
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  Speaker 2: Francisco 49ers. And this man decided that he... That the
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  Speaker 2: only way he could get some cheeks, okay, the only
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  Speaker 2: way he could get his donuts glazed was to respond
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  Speaker 2: to an online prostitution ad offering $ 140 for sex.
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  Speaker 1: That's how much Pum Pum going for in 2026? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how much.
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  Speaker 2: 140?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds expensive, honestly. Let's go to NBC News for
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  Speaker 1: the report, please.
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  Speaker 3: Just before the NFL season kicks off, a stunning turn
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  Speaker 3: of events off the field for the San Francisco 49ers.
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  Speaker 3: That's 49ers principal owner Jed York pleading no contest to
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  Speaker 3: a charge of disorderly conduct in Ohio. The married father
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  Speaker 3: of two, who court records show filed for divorce earlier
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  Speaker 3: this year, originally arrested on one count of engaging in prostitution.
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  Speaker 3: Prosecutors amending the charges, according to court documents. The documents
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  Speaker 3: state York responded to an undercover ad placed on a
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  Speaker 3: known prostitution website by a local human trafficking task force,
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  Speaker 3: arranging to meet a woman at this East Palestine, Ohio,
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  Speaker 3: trailer park Sunday and pay her $ 140 in exchange for sex.
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  Speaker 3: York also pleading no contest to possessing criminal tools referring
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  Speaker 3: to his cell phone, which investigators say he used to
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  Speaker 3: arrange the meeting. As part of his plea, York was
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  Speaker 3: sentenced to one day in jail, given credit for time served,
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  Speaker 3: and ordered to pay more than $ 1, 100 in fines.
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  Speaker 1: This man is a billionaire. OK, he's married. He got
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  Speaker 1: two kids, but he's still a billionaire.
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  Speaker 2: He could be anywhere in the world. OK, he has
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  Speaker 2: the money to turn any location on the planet to
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  Speaker 2: pound town. But he decided to pull up to a
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  Speaker 2: trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio, and the cops are
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  Speaker 2: waiting on him. OK, listen, you can pay for ass,
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  Speaker 2: but you can't buy class. OK, Jay, you are the
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  Speaker 2: owner of the San Francisco 49ers. Now, I'm not encouraging prostitution,
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  Speaker 2: but you are a billionaire. OK, you got to act.
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  Speaker 1: Your wage. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when it comes to something like sex, $ 140, you
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  Speaker 2: got access to private jets, luxury suites, security assistance, lawyers,
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  Speaker 2: an entire NFL organization. And somehow you don't got nobody
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  Speaker 2: on the payroll who holds the position of president of
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  Speaker 2: making sure judge baby gravy level.
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  Speaker 1: Stay low.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, okay you don't know homies who got some whores
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  Speaker 2: that are willing to let you place your population pace
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  Speaker 2: on their face in a discreet freaky but respectful manner
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  Speaker 2: okay and that's what fascinates me about money okay people
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  Speaker 2: think money makes you smarter no money just multiplies whatever
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  Speaker 2: character you already have and it should give you better
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  Speaker 2: options but clearly in the case of Jed it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: okay doesn't give you better judgment either because no matter
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  Speaker 2: how much money Jed got he wanted that trailer park
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  Speaker 2: poom poom OK, that mouth from a mobile home hits different, huh, Jed? OK,
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  Speaker 2: this is also how I know Jed grew up privileged. OK,
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  Speaker 2: he's one of those people who thinks the world revolves
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  Speaker 2: around him and he's above the law because this is
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  Speaker 2: a brother right now listening to my voice on the
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  Speaker 2: radio driving for Amazon this morning. He got a 548
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  Speaker 2: credit score. He's living check to check. But he's smarter
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  Speaker 2: than Jed because he would have read those messages, saw
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  Speaker 2: that ad for $ 140 cheeks and said to himself, nah,
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  Speaker 2: this feels like the police.
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  Speaker 1: OK, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Jed don't even know what potentially being arrested feels like.
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  Speaker 2: And that lack of screech marks has had him facing
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  Speaker 2: a prostitution related charge, but that charge was reduced. He
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  Speaker 2: ultimately pleaded no contest to misdemeanor disorderly conduct and possession
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  Speaker 2: of criminal tools. And of course the criminal tool, was
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  Speaker 2: his cell phone. His phone was used to arrange the
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  Speaker 2: criminal act.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, ever since they closed Epstein Island, okay.
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  Speaker 2: These billionaires don't know how to get laid, okay? And
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something, Jed. You better give
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  Speaker 2: all your players grace because NFL players always here to
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  Speaker 2: protect the shield. You represent your organization. They got these
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  Speaker 2: personal conduct policies. Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Then that standard has to apply to upstairs, too.
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  Speaker 2: OK, you can't find a player because his socks are
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  Speaker 2: too high and then treat ownership like, well, billionaires will
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  Speaker 2: be billionaires.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, that's not how this works.
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  Speaker 2: OK, accountability can't decrease the closer you get to the
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  Speaker 2: owner's box. But there's also a less wealthier, simpler life
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  Speaker 2: lesson here. Every desire doesn't require action. OK, that's adulthood.
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  Speaker 2: That's discipline.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: You can be angry and not send the text.
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  Speaker 1: You can be curious and not click the link.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you get hacked. You can be a freaky
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  Speaker 2: ass owner. OK, horny goat God and masturbate and go
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  Speaker 2: to sleep. Because even if you don't have someone to
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  Speaker 2: play hide the salami with, what you do have is
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  Speaker 2: something to lose. OK, because most disasters don't start as disasters.
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  Speaker 2: Most scandals don't start as scandals. They start without just respond.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'll just see what's up. Then I'll just drive
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  Speaker 2: over there. And next thing you know, your cell phone
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  Speaker 2: is being used as evidence. And Charlemagne, the God has
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  Speaker 2: given you donkey of the day. You own a football team, Jed. OK,
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  Speaker 2: and you've learned nothing from watching football all these years.
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  Speaker 2: Football is about situational awareness. You have to know what
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  Speaker 2: doubt it is. You have to know the coverage. And
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  Speaker 2: one of the most important things to know is you've
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  Speaker 2: got to recognize the trap. OK, see what happened here
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  Speaker 2: with the defense disguised the coverage and you threw the
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  Speaker 2: ball directly into the arms of the opposing team, which
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  Speaker 2: happened to be the police.
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  Speaker 1: And they ran it back for a touchdown. OK, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 2: The higher you climb in life, the more expensive, cheap.
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  Speaker 2: decisions become. I repeat, the higher you climb in life,
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  Speaker 2: the more expensive, cheap decisions become. Okay, when a regular
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  Speaker 2: person makes a $ 140 mistake, they lose $ 140. When a
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  Speaker 2: billionaire makes a $ 140 mistake.
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  Speaker 1: It might cost them everything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, money is supposed to increase your access. Power is
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  Speaker 2: supposed to increase your opportunities. But money and power cannot
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  Speaker 2: eliminate your need for self-control and discipline. Please give San
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  Speaker 2: Francisco 49ers owner Jed York the biggest hee-haw. And let
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  Speaker 2: the record show, I ain't see his wife running the
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  Speaker 2: social media.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't see his wife friends throwing her a party, okay?
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  Speaker 1: They can't call him N-word. Huh? The cake said F
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  Speaker 1: that N-word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and guess what that cake would never say? F
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  Speaker 2: that billionaire, okay? She know better than that, God damn it. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, maybe if Joey was a billionaire. we
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a party. We wouldn't even hear from Serena.
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  Speaker 1: That cake was small. It wouldn't even have fit the
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  Speaker 1: word billionaire. Yep. But, I mean, speaking of. Somebody say
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  Speaker 1: thank you. That was today's All-Kid of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Charlotte, thank you for that donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Jessica Robin Moore. I really appreciate that. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going with all the dumb shit. Come on, we don't
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  Speaker 2: have to do it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing too much. We don't even got to do
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  Speaker 1: it anymore. You are so jolly and real. We just
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  Speaker 1: move on, okay?
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