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Let's Play MONSTER MATCH · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: We're going to play a monster match.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Ryan, hello.
• 0:03
  Speaker 3: Hi, how.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Great. You are playing for Doja Cat tickets. We're going
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: to play a monster match.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: They did the monster match.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: They did the match. It was a radio smash.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: They did the match. They did the monster match.
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: John Jay and Ritz present the monster match.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: It's pretty easy, Ryan. I ask you questions about monsters.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: You answer them and get them right. You get a point.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: We start with you, John Jay. This monster should never...
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: be planning a romantic walk under a full moon?
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Werewolf.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Werewolf.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Correct. Kyle, what monster would get the best deal on
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: a bulk order of gauze? A mummy? A mummy is correct.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: Very clever, Kyle. Nice job on the monster match. Peyton,
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: what monster is impossible to find In Hide and Seek.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Unless he keeps his clothes on. A ghost.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. John Jay Steele.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, John Jay Steele.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Invisible Man.
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: Invisible Man is correct. Two points for you. Ryan. What
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: monster thinks brains are the perfect snack?
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, a zombie.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: A zombie is correct. See how you play, Peyton? That's
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: how you play. I thought I was playing right. John Jay,
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: what monster owes his entire life to a bolt of lightning?
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: Frankenstein.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Frankenstein is correct. Kyle, what monster lives under a bridge
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: and charges you a toll to cross, also is a
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: creep on the internet? Oh, lives under a bridge. The
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: Loch Ness Monster?
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Steel. A steel. Troll.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: Troll.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you in time, Ryan. Nope,
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: that's okay. Peyton? What hairy giant, also called Sasquatch, supposedly
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: roams the Pacific Northwest? Bigfoot. Bigfoot, hooray! You're so surprised
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: when you get them right.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: Well, because I was like, am I supposed to say
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Sasquatch right now?
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  Speaker 2: For the win, Ryan, in the Monster Match. What weeping
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: ghost of Latin America legend wanders near rivers searching for
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: her children? Oh, is it La Llorona? La Llorona. What
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: did you say? What did you say?
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: She said it right, but she said La Llorona. Llorona. Llorona.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: It's like saying Polo Loco. My bad, my bad. That's okay.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Well, you just won the Monster Match.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where are you going to sit?
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: You're from where? Where are you from?
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: I'm from Utah.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: I just moved to Arizona a couple weeks ago. Well,
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: you better look out. What part of Utah are you from?
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: I'm from like the Ogden area.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: I went to Weber State.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: How did you find our show? I actually follow you
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: guys on Instagram and have for a while. Right on.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you won your tickets. Welcome to Arizona.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: What part of town are you in?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Where did you move to? What part? I'm currently in Surprise,
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: but moving to Peoria in a couple weeks. Very close.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: What brought you here from Utah? Friends, family. You moved
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: just for friends? That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Way to go.
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: I did, I know.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. Hold on the line. We're going
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: to set you up. Thanks for listening. That's cool. A
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: new listener, guys.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: We were talking about earlier this morning to describe your
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: job in as little words as possible, but make it
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: kind of scary.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: We got a text, okay? I want you guys to guess. Okay.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: I thought I'd share my job. Here's what he says,
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: or she. I take your children to dark rooms in...
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: and use technology to alter their brains. If I do
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: my job right, their minds are never the same. Must
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: be one of those brain tap people, you know?
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, school? Close.
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  Speaker 1: Dark rooms.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dark room.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dark room at school.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: College professor.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Some of my lectures had dim light.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, it's kind of a teacher.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: Sure.