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Minisode: Ditching a Date with Chelsea + Catherine · Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

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  Speaker 1: Okay for the High and Mighty Tour people, we are
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  Speaker 1: rocket and rolling. These are the shows we have coming up.
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  Speaker 1: May fifteenth, I will be in Saratoga. May sixteenth, Monterey,
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  Speaker 1: May seventeenth, Modesto. I will be in port Chester on
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  Speaker 1: June fourth, and we added two new dates to the
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  Speaker 1: High and Mighty Tour. On June third, I am coming
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  Speaker 1: to Saratoga Springs, New York, so pre sale has begun
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  Speaker 1: for that, and then on June twenty eighth, I am
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  Speaker 1: coming to Nantucket and pre sale has started on that.
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  Speaker 2: June fifth, I will be in Boston, Massachusetts. June twelfth,
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  Speaker 2: I will be in Portland, Oregon. And June thirteenth, I
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  Speaker 2: will be in Seattle, Washington. June twenty seventh is going
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  Speaker 2: to be Hyennas, Massachusetts. August sixth is Red Bank, New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: August seventh, I'm coming home to Montclair, New Jersey. August
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  Speaker 2: fifteenth is Calgary, Alberta, Canada. September eighteenth, Santa Barbara September nineteenth,
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  Speaker 2: San Diego. September twenty fifth, I will be at the
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  Speaker 2: Beacon in New York City. September twenty sixth, I will
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  Speaker 2: be in Philadelphia. September twenty seventh, New Haven, Connecticut. October second, Atlanta, Georgia,
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  Speaker 2: October third, Baltimore, Maryland, October fourth, Saginaw, Michigan, October ninth, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
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  Speaker 2: October tenth, Toronto, Canada, October sixteenth. I'm coming to Boise, Idaho,
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  Speaker 2: October seventeenth, Spokane, Washington, November seventh. I will be in
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  Speaker 2: San Francisco and November thirteenth, Salt Lake City November twentieth,
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  Speaker 2: Austin November twenty first, Houston, Texas, November twenty second, Irving, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: December fifth.
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  Speaker 1: I am adding a second show in Denver for those
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  Speaker 1: of you who can get tickets to the first one.
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  Speaker 1: And on December sixth, I will be coming to Vancouver, Canada.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, those are all my dates for the High and
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  Speaker 2: Mighty Door. Go to Chelsea Handler dot com for tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: How are you king, Chelsea?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: I'm great. I actually just got back from a nice
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  Speaker 4: little trip to Mexico with two of my girlfriends. I
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  Speaker 4: go on every years. Yeah. Good, yeah, very very toasty
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  Speaker 4: and warm.
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  Speaker 1: D It's nice to feel arrested after a vacation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. And it's nice to have something to look
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  Speaker 4: forward to every year, where it's like this is where
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  Speaker 4: we go. Well, I have a follow up. This is
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  Speaker 4: Charlotte who called in on our Judy Career episode a
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  Speaker 4: while back. So she was frustrated because her wife was
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  Speaker 4: the bread winner but had had like a job change
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  Speaker 4: and had gotten fired from her job a couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: They have a little kid, and you had recommendations like
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  Speaker 4: do a gratitude journal and like change your attitude, start
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  Speaker 4: looking positively, and she was like in a tough spot
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  Speaker 4: with her marriage. So she says, Hi, Chelsea, I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to send a quick follow up. Not long after our call,
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  Speaker 4: something pretty amazing happened. About three weeks after we talked.
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  Speaker 4: My wife got an awesome new job, and then a
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  Speaker 4: week after that, I was promoted at my job. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, I know now I'm actually up for
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  Speaker 4: another promotion. And I have my first appointment with a
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  Speaker 4: fertility doctor this week to get busy having a second kid.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure exactly how to explain it, but there
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  Speaker 4: really is something powerful about reminding yourself every day what
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  Speaker 4: you're grateful for. Taking a moment to folks on that
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  Speaker 4: seems to shift your mindset in a really positive way,
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  Speaker 4: and that's been pretty incredible to see how things have
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  Speaker 4: started falling into place since then. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: You're really helping people in a time like now we
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  Speaker 4: all really need it. Thank you so much, Chelsea, and
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  Speaker 4: see you in port Chester, Charlotte. Oh cute. I love that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's nice. Yeah, so glad to hear things are going well,
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  Speaker 4: it's nice, it was like. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also to frame it in that way that it
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  Speaker 1: shifts your mindset, M like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's true.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you can't really put your finger on what's different,
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  Speaker 1: but it does make you right. I like the other
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  Speaker 1: thing that I heard recently, which is not too when
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  Speaker 1: you when you have a feeling, to have the opposite,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like there's an opposite feeling to every feeling,
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  Speaker 1: Choose that one when you have a bad feeling.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, and focus on the positive. It's very serious,
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  Speaker 4: Miniso today, it's very serious. We just recorded with was
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  Speaker 4: not serious at all. It's not serious at all. And
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  Speaker 4: like I have a contact high, so I know you're
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  Speaker 4: doing amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier that day, should we smoke this joy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why not? You know, Mama lipstick? Do you? I'll
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  Speaker 3: give you your own you already started without.
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  Speaker 4: Me, No, I had, and this is from yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I was, I'm so glad that you're the guest today
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  Speaker 1: because I was, like, I want to. I haven't sat
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  Speaker 1: and smoked a joint in my new podcast room for
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  Speaker 1: a podcast guest in a while.
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  Speaker 4: Most people are sober these days.
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  Speaker 5: Have you noticed this?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Why? Why do you think that is.
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  Speaker 1: Such a thing.
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  Speaker 3: They went too hard, they did wrong shit, and they
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  Speaker 3: got burnt out real easier, real quick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I know people that have gone too.
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  Speaker 2: Hard and then they're back in.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody can reel it back in.
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  Speaker 4: You ever got cocktail too?
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  Speaker 5: I like this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm having a cocktail. I'm having a little old tom gin,
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  Speaker 4: which is my new favorite thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's going too far right there, that's run right there.
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  Speaker 4: I have to be able to read later, So I.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, you need to see my actu and on what.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what we were talking about before. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like a lot of people went too hard with gin
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  Speaker 4: in college or whatever, and they just like they got
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  Speaker 4: sick on it once and they can't stand.
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  Speaker 3: Up now that's stick on it multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like that? Chelsea? Him the vi calumonade that
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  Speaker 2: you're drinking.
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  Speaker 3: Could be stronger, but yeah, that's okay.
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  Speaker 4: It could be stronger. It's a day drink, but I
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a light drink so that you
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  Speaker 2: can have.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of.
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  Speaker 3: No, I want to, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a drink?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like this, but I think it's got weed
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, probably yet. But I love anything that
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  Speaker 1: he does. His weed is strong.
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  Speaker 3: I heard Snoop said, that's the only person who I've smoked.
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  Speaker 1: He was, Yeah, I smoked weed with Willie Nelson. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on his trailer, in his trailer on.
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  Speaker 4: It why do It?
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  Speaker 1: And it was I was high the next day when
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  Speaker 1: I got up. Yeah, there was two times where I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten so high that the next morning I was still high.
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  Speaker 4: When are you performing at Netflix? As a joke? May nine, the.
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  Speaker 3: Ninth at the Ice House and then I think I'm
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  Speaker 3: doing sense with Shaq and Burke Crasher.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you can get chicks at Netflix? Is a
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  Speaker 1: jokefest dot Com.
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  Speaker 5: Make sure to check out Lunell's full episode on May
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  Speaker 5: twenty first to hear the whole conversation. And now back
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  Speaker 5: to our minisoda.
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  Speaker 4: All right, So here's our featured question. It's our wondering question,
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  Speaker 4: and she says, Dear Chelsea, I've been a weekly listener
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  Speaker 4: of your podcast for the last few years. I love
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  Speaker 4: your humor and your commitment to destigmatizing mental health and therapy.
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  Speaker 4: Since you're a total badass in the gym, I have
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  Speaker 4: a health and fitness question for you. I'm a working
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  Speaker 4: mom in my late thirties. I love to work out,
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  Speaker 4: but my time is limited during the week, and I
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  Speaker 4: can only squeeze in twenty to thirty minutes in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm consistent working out every day, but I've hit a plateau.
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  Speaker 4: How can I maximize my Monday through Friday thirty minute
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  Speaker 4: workouts to still build my strength and see change. What's
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  Speaker 4: the ideal balance of strength versus cardio versus recovery. I
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  Speaker 4: feel like since I don't work out very long each day,
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  Speaker 4: I'm hesitant to take rest and recovery days. I have
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  Speaker 4: free weights, a stationary bike, and a treadmill. Cheers Caitlin, Hi, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 4: I love these kinds of questions. It's so ridiculous. But
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  Speaker 4: I will say that I would just wait train. If
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  Speaker 4: I had thirty minutes every day, I would wait train.
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  Speaker 4: Or you can sprint every few days on the treadmill,
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  Speaker 4: because that's really good for like fat burning and like
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  Speaker 4: also life. It's good to have some cardio, but I
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  Speaker 4: don't do cardio on the regular cardios like data artists.
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  Speaker 2: It's out I know, yeah, it's out of style. And
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  Speaker 2: I do do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just sometimes, like if I want, you know, need to sweat,
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  Speaker 1: like I'll do it. But I don't do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of cardio anymore. I used to be obsessed with it,
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  Speaker 1: and I used to be much less lean.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's the thing is like in the nineties and
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  Speaker 4: two thousands, they were like, oh, yeah, cardio, cardio, cardio,
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  Speaker 4: and then we realized like, oh, it's actually not doing
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  Speaker 4: much for especially for women. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I wasted so many hours of my life running after nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your cardio is gonna come from like chasing your kids,
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  Speaker 4: going on walks with them, running around at the park,
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  Speaker 4: Like walking is really good for you. But that's just
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  Speaker 4: doing naturally. Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we have a couple more really quick questions, Chelsea.
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  Speaker 4: The first one is from Kendra. She says, Dear Chelsea,
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  Speaker 4: I was supposed to be a date at a bar,
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  Speaker 4: but left after he was twenty minutes late, no text,
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  Speaker 4: no show. An hour later, he said his phone had
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  Speaker 4: died and apologized profusely. Should I give him another chance?
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  Speaker 4: It was a third date, Kendra, third date, first time
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  Speaker 4: that happened. Mm, yeah, I would give him another Maybe die,
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I'm a little bit liked he my
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  Speaker 4: phone dies? Yeah, okay, all right, So speaking from personal experience,
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  Speaker 4: you need another chance.
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  Speaker 1: I mean not a lot, but it's happened. But when
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to yeh, And I.
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  Speaker 4: Feel like if he's out already, he doesn't get a
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  Speaker 4: chance to charge his phones. That's why maybe it was
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  Speaker 4: a You can't just back up with him for that, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: all right, I can't directive him another chance. So our
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  Speaker 4: last question today comes from Lucy. She says, I'm writing
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  Speaker 4: in because I recently lost my best friend to a dude.
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  Speaker 4: She's always been someone who gets her sense of worth
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  Speaker 4: from male attention. She'll date a guy and morph into them,
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  Speaker 4: adopt their interests, humor and lifestyle, and yeah, we all
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  Speaker 4: sink into our partners to a point. But her current
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend has become her whole world. Well, I've completely dropped
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  Speaker 4: out of it. We used to talk every day, share everything,
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  Speaker 4: but now I barely hear from her. If I'm being honest,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even miss her, mainly because the her she
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  Speaker 4: has become isn't the one I knew. But I can't
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  Speaker 4: throw it all away. She is my person. It's not
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  Speaker 4: her fault that she faonds to men. But how do
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  Speaker 4: I get her to see it? Side note? The dude
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  Speaker 4: and I are perfectly friendly, but Jesus fuck, please don't
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  Speaker 4: leave us alone together? Zero vibe. It's like we both
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  Speaker 4: forget that we know how to speak lucy brutal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so how do we get her like vibing with her
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  Speaker 4: friend again?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that you can. Well, no, not while
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  Speaker 1: the guys in the picture. And if she's acting like
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  Speaker 1: that with guys, I don't know. I think people have
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  Speaker 1: to outgrow that stuff. I don't know how you remind
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  Speaker 1: telling someone you don't like their boyfriend is unhelpful information?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Most often? Yeah. Well, and I wonder like, is
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  Speaker 4: there a way to say, like, I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 4: missing you just as you are without this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good Yeah, that's a nice way to say.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how you could say that wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Like I think that's a text of like
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  Speaker 4: to say, yeah, like I'd love to go to coffee, like,
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  Speaker 4: let's get some coffee. I want to spend some time
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  Speaker 4: just with you. And then when you're at coffee or
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  Speaker 4: dinner or whatever, you can address and just be like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: like I really wants some more, like I miss you,
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  Speaker 4: like alone time with you. Yeah, yeah, Okay, I support that.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Lucy, problem solved and we're on for today.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wonderful. Okay, goodbye, goodbye. I'm going upstairs. If you
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