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FULL SHOW: Jono and Megan's awkward goodbye... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Delmark making
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  Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big day. It was Megan's birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're still going on about it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's the hangover over the party.
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  Speaker 2: Now we need to reflect because yesterday we surprised you
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  Speaker 2: with a few lovely messages from Andrew, your husband, from
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  Speaker 2: your kids as well. I just want to take a
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  Speaker 2: moment too, because I was when I did my have
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  Speaker 2: listened to this happy message from me, just the start
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  Speaker 2: of the message from me, Hey Megan, a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: We love you, not love you like you and Andrew
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  Speaker 2: Lee shouting sprightly. I was in the middle of I
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  Speaker 2: was in the Atlanta airport. I was dealing with a
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  Speaker 2: delta line I was got and the tail it missed.
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  Speaker 2: We got we need this now. I'm not really in
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  Speaker 2: the mood for a happy birthdays and I I had
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  Speaker 2: to go away to the airport and everyone was look
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  Speaker 2: at me and go, hey, Megan, how you doing? The family?
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  Speaker 2: I look at me like, why is he suddenly all
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  Speaker 2: happy at what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: He's just been abusing the poor person behind the counter
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  Speaker 4: that's written.
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  Speaker 3: About this right now.
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  Speaker 2: But you hit it well, you had just the life
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  Speaker 2: at that time. I was like, wow, I was dealing
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  Speaker 2: with a lot of stuff. But anyway, we.
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  Speaker 5: Had a lovely work lovely work lunch. Nothing quite like
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  Speaker 5: an awkward work lunch to get the bench going, was it?
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  Speaker 4: But there was lovely. There was a fun day.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fun day has really set.
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  Speaker 4: The standard though for fortieths now around the office.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, I had a cake. They took
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  Speaker 3: a cake down.
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  Speaker 6: There was like bottles of bubbles on the table to
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  Speaker 6: you know, so we didn't get through all the bubbles
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  Speaker 6: because most people had to come back to work.
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  Speaker 3: So this was the place told.
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  Speaker 6: Me I could like stuff a napkin and one of
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  Speaker 6: the bottles and take it home with me, which I
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  Speaker 6: think is probably frowned upon it.
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  Speaker 5: What looked like you were carrying a bloody moleotolet a
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  Speaker 5: napkin down the thing?
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  Speaker 2: How was the rest of the day, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: we woke your husband Andrew up yesterday morning because he
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  Speaker 2: didn't wake up because you leave early, and we're like,
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  Speaker 2: what did he have planned? What happened when you got home?
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  Speaker 6: So I got home and I had like a pile
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  Speaker 6: of like little prisons and some balloons. There was no
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  Speaker 6: more cake because I've already had three cakes, which is enough. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: yesterday was my third cake. I was like, okay, I
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  Speaker 6: think we probably wrap.
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  Speaker 2: Up the cakes now the cakes.
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  Speaker 6: Well yeah, so yeah, I got presents. I got sung
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  Speaker 6: h birthday again from my three year old.
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  Speaker 4: Long, exhausting night of passion. Was it?
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  Speaker 6: We said him bear and eight burgers, which I know
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  Speaker 6: you guys love.
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  Speaker 2: You just love eating in Beard Welcome to the forties netflex.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, this is great, this is a dream.
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  Speaker 2: This is better than passion, which is anyway, that's fine.
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  Speaker 5: We've spoken to the great scientistnano girl, doctor Michelle Dickinson.
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  Speaker 4: She has warned you about eating a bead in the
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  Speaker 4: bug birthday. The bugs don't know it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you had constant party in Euros.
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  Speaker 2: You know that John and Ben podcast Speaking of unusual
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  Speaker 2: things that happened yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: It was probably the most one of the most entertaining
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  Speaker 3: parts of my birthday. Yesterday we went to.
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  Speaker 6: Lunch with everyone at the Hurts and then JOHNO had
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  Speaker 6: to leave, so he comes up behind me. I'm sitting
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  Speaker 6: jump here.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I feel like you need to run this like
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  Speaker 5: a court case proceedings mean, have her say and then
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  Speaker 5: you can let me have all.
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  Speaker 3: So here comes up to say goodbye. But I'm sitting
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  Speaker 3: down in a seat.
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  Speaker 2: And you just everything you tell me anything, I'm factual
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  Speaker 2: from your opinion.
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  Speaker 6: But right now okay, taps me on the shoulder. But
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  Speaker 6: he's kind of right behind me. So I turned one way.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't see him.
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  Speaker 3: I turned the other as he's trying to give me
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  Speaker 3: a hug. I'm trying to turn around.
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  Speaker 4: We hug here, just asking still no objections.
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  Speaker 3: Still, so yeah, I'm trying to give him a consensual hug.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm turning obdiction.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't ask for consent.
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  Speaker 2: Helping at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: I just went and I assume.
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  Speaker 6: And so I'm sitting now and he's standing up as
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to turn around. He leans down to give
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  Speaker 6: me a hug, but in the awkwardness of the situation,
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  Speaker 6: he ends up giving me a kiss on the head.
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  Speaker 4: This is where.
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  Speaker 2: This is where kiss you? How he kissed you on
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  Speaker 2: the forehead?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Oh no, I've come from behind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah okay, And.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Megan, sorry, got to shoot Okay, she's already engaged,
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  Speaker 5: and so I've interrupted the conversations again. So she's trying
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  Speaker 5: to half continue on the conversation, half deal to me
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  Speaker 5: behind you okay, But then she's turned around. I've gone
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  Speaker 5: for a hug. She's turned back around the conversation. I've
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  Speaker 5: found my head nestled into the back of her head,
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  Speaker 5: so the intention my head was accidentally thistled. Then everyone
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  Speaker 5: arounds go oh.
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  Speaker 3: And I see did you just kiss me on the head?
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  Speaker 4: And you know what, the double kick in the gats is, okay,
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  Speaker 4: double kits. All of a sudden, I hear happy birth
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  Speaker 4: that the tables start seeing a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: I turned around.
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  Speaker 4: It's a freaking way to deal with the cake with
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  Speaker 4: the candle.
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  Speaker 3: Just after I've asked him if he just kissed.
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  Speaker 1: Me on the head.
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  Speaker 5: Now I am awkwardly standing over me with a cake.
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  Speaker 5: And so then they were starts singing and filming obviously
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  Speaker 5: the pH So I'm like weary of being back of shots,
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  Speaker 5: so I started back out of the shots and have
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  Speaker 5: to awkwardly stand by and seeing happy birthday. Now, I
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  Speaker 5: know you don't like the duration of a happy birthday,
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  Speaker 5: so it takes a long time.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, you would have never had a longer version of
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  Speaker 4: happy birthday than that.
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  Speaker 1: John and Ben podcast on Now.
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  Speaker 7: Ben and Megan had weird wake up today driving out
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  Speaker 7: of the house and across my driveway was a car parked.
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  Speaker 5: And you're quite defensive, don't you about cars parking outside
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  Speaker 5: your house for some reason and it's not your property.
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  Speaker 5: My first is what was this person doing? And then
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  Speaker 5: you know how long was the council's road? It's not mine?
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  Speaker 5: And so then I noticed it was no one in
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  Speaker 5: the car and the windows were down, and so it
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  Speaker 5: was round the cab. No I couldn't get past. It
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  Speaker 5: was likely across the drive.
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  Speaker 3: The windows are down.
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  Speaker 4: Cars running, no one's in.
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  Speaker 5: It's I get out, okay, And I'm looking around and
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  Speaker 5: then that I noticed the last number on the license
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  Speaker 5: plates being sword off. Really, so okay, I know what's
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  Speaker 5: done of stolen cars before I know what's happened here,
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  Speaker 5: and so I'm like, what do I do? I need
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  Speaker 5: to get to work. Uh, and if I by the
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  Speaker 5: time I called the police, they have to get a
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  Speaker 5: toe track and we're talking half an hour at least,
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  Speaker 5: So hop in the car hop on the stolen car.
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  Speaker 3: You know, what is it?
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  Speaker 4: What else was I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 2: Uber's probably what the police.
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  Speaker 4: My fault the cars outside my house because someone stole
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  Speaker 4: the car so inconvenience me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is rude of the thieves to leave it
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  Speaker 3: right over a driveway. Did she speak a.
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  Speaker 4: Bite a petrol? What would you leave the thing running?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: That? Mind about that?
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  Speaker 4: Do they? So I had to. But then I had
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  Speaker 4: the other stolen vehicle outside my house issue, remember that one?
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  Speaker 2: That's right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, another one.
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  Speaker 5: Can't they leave it? Just leave cars running outside of
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  Speaker 5: my house? But inside this one I was looking around
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  Speaker 5: there was a lovely Nike jumper and so by the
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  Speaker 5: time I picked it out, you know how you sort
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  Speaker 5: of measure it against yourself.
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  Speaker 4: You're holding against yourself.
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  Speaker 5: But then my son went, what are you doing, you idiot?
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  Speaker 4: Your fingerprints are going to be all over the car.
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  Speaker 4: This is usual. Put it back in.
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  Speaker 5: So I called the police anywhere on the way, said
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  Speaker 5: there's a car there, and I may have jumped inside
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  Speaker 5: it and moved it.
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  Speaker 6: I know it looks dodgy. It has parked outside my house.
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  Speaker 6: It does have my fingerprints.
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  Speaker 3: All over it.
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  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Megan, you have been begging on all morning about how
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  Speaker 5: yesterday you you think you might have done something that
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  Speaker 5: most adults don't engage in, and it's a sad thing
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  Speaker 5: that we don't engage in.
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  Speaker 1: It.
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  Speaker 6: It is it's hard, I think, to make an adult friend.
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  Speaker 6: But also I'm just really awkward when I meet new people.
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  Speaker 6: I find it hard to have a small talk and banter.
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  Speaker 2: So I I was just surprising because you're you're pretty.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you don't know you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, right, Okay, everyone's like, you talk to so many
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  Speaker 6: people every morning, but I don't see the people.
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  Speaker 3: I just I'm sitting in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: Two.
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  Speaker 6: So I went to an invent and I sat beside
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  Speaker 6: someone you probably know her.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know who personally.
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  Speaker 6: But I sat there and we chatted literally NonStop for
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  Speaker 6: like two hours, and she was so nice. And I
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  Speaker 6: went home and I said to my husband, I was like,
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  Speaker 6: I really like her.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, we like vibed and yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, it's not the first time I've meet her,
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  Speaker 6: and every time we have a great chat. And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, what do you do? Like, do you do
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  Speaker 6: I message her? Like is that coming on too strong?
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  Speaker 6: He's like, oh my god, just send her a text
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  Speaker 6: and say I had a good.
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  Speaker 5: Time honestly knowing your political belief so I didn't think
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  Speaker 5: you and here the dude.
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  Speaker 4: Headed off in such.
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  Speaker 3: A way, wasn't he that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: But no, so I sent a message, but it's god.
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  Speaker 2: About because it's one of those things you do see
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  Speaker 2: people you're like, oh, we should catch up, But then
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  Speaker 2: who initiates the catch up is always where a lot
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  Speaker 2: of things fall over for me.
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  Speaker 5: What was the message? Do you want to come over
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  Speaker 5: for a sleepover?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 6: She was having car issues, so I just missaged and see, like,
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  Speaker 6: I had a nice time chating with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so invested in the car drama. What's the update?
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  Speaker 2: Good? Good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, coming?
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  Speaker 2: I really like you? But then okay, weird.
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  Speaker 6: She she gave the car drama update, but then at
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  Speaker 6: the end she was like, I had a really nice
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  Speaker 6: time with you.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, I think I've made a friend. Guys,
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  Speaker 3: do we know?
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  Speaker 4: Do we know?
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  Speaker 2: I want to know who? Do we know? This person?
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  Speaker 6: She is probably well known to That's why I don't
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  Speaker 6: want to say no.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want because she's well known to everyone.
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  Speaker 2: But Claire, would you say, Johnny to the Microsoft, can
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  Speaker 2: you turn the mics off? And you say it to us, So, okay, going, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I do know it's not it's not hard to but
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  Speaker 2: I know this person. Every one knows, and I know
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  Speaker 2: this person personally. Yeah, yeah, I sung out with her
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  Speaker 2: before I got a number. Have you got her number?
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  Speaker 2: I've got a number.
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  Speaker 5: It's cooler. Yeah, one hundred percent is cooler. And see
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  Speaker 5: if it's reciplicated.
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  Speaker 2: We'll ask will be like the person. It's like passing
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  Speaker 2: a note in class.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be her boyfriend, girl girlfriend, You don't,
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  Speaker 3: will make.
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  Speaker 5: A kisure casual, but you're in safe hands.
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  Speaker 2: You You shouldn't have told us the names.
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  Speaker 1: That jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Now Meghan has claims she's met an adult friend. A
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  Speaker 4: friend is an adult now your friend, we don't know
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  Speaker 4: if bit of a question you may hang over there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're kind of the older you get, the less
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  Speaker 5: the less human human interaction you want. So this is
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  Speaker 5: one out of the gate and you kind of you
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  Speaker 5: feel like you reach a stage in life where you're like,
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  Speaker 5: I know enough people, but enough people in my life
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  Speaker 5: who are great people? Do I need to know any
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  Speaker 5: more people? But in this instance you found out you do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean's an event and I just like it'spent
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  Speaker 6: two hours, just like vibing with this.
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  Speaker 3: Woman who I think a lot of kiwis might know.
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  Speaker 2: Who was doing on Chorten Streets.
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  Speaker 5: Lovely, lovely, She's awesome, she's great, b assome a nurse
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  Speaker 5: DN on Shorten Street.
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  Speaker 2: Rebecca Randall, you know how you're.
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  Speaker 3: Actually going to ruin this for me now?
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  Speaker 2: No, we're in safe hands. We're going to call it
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  Speaker 2: because I've got a number I've hung out with there before.
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  Speaker 5: Ben knows, who knows, you've got names. It's like you've
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  Speaker 5: got a cool friend who's friends with the person you
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  Speaker 5: want to be friends.
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  Speaker 6: This is I should have known having this like chat
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  Speaker 6: to you off here about this new friend that I
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  Speaker 6: potentially made.
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  Speaker 2: We need to bring it on to the radio. There's
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  Speaker 2: no secrets here at the huts.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so we're going to go through.
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  Speaker 5: Uh we Bickerando, Okay, Dawn from Sustry, just get confirmation
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  Speaker 5: that is reciprocated.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's fine, We've got it. We've got it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's helloing Hey, Bix, it's been here from
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  Speaker 2: John and being with John at the moment. How you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Hell, I'm so good?
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 8: My friend.
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  Speaker 4: You're you're on bix to.
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  Speaker 2: We've hung out before, right, Yeah, exactly exactly how you go.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just on my way to wriggle and rhyme living
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  Speaker 3: mom life.
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  Speaker 4: You know that was that was the wriggling and rhyming
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  Speaker 4: like that. In terms of the ratio, are you doing
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  Speaker 4: more wriggling or more rhyming?
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  Speaker 8: I think more rhyming, But I just would like, you know,
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  Speaker 8: I'm that mum.
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  Speaker 2: That's almost like, can I give you some pointers?
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  Speaker 3: We need a little.
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  Speaker 5: War enthusias the theft being and me want some performance?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, totally.
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  Speaker 2: I don't ask so much that Biggs. Now, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to make things awkward here. But you know we
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  Speaker 2: did the radio show with Megan in the mornings, and
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  Speaker 2: you guys were hanging out the other day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yesterday we just sort of set together in
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  Speaker 3: an event and we had the best time.
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  Speaker 6: I went home and I said to my husband, I
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  Speaker 6: was like, do you know what I really vibe with ribeccuae.
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  Speaker 3: She's really cold and so nice.
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  Speaker 4: So what we were just wondering, you know, because she's
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  Speaker 4: coming all morning.
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  Speaker 5: I've made an adult friend.
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  Speaker 4: I've made it and We're like, no, we just want
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  Speaker 4: to know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now pretend Megan's not here. Meghan, right now, you're
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  Speaker 2: out of this conversation just for one second. We need
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  Speaker 2: to know is the feeling to be honest? Is it mutual?
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  Speaker 4: You know you can send her out of the rooms
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  Speaker 4: and she doesn't here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, do you think you could be friends with Megan?
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  Speaker 8: I could absolutely be friends with Megan. She's an absolute sweethet.
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  Speaker 8: Such a nice time sitting next for her.
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  Speaker 2: You should have cued it up at the best friendli
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  Speaker 2: spread here we go, wait a bit, hold on hand on.
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  Speaker 6: No, I se I seen Rubca a message because she
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  Speaker 6: was having car dramas, and I seen her a message
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  Speaker 6: yesterday and then.
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  Speaker 3: She messaged back being like I had such a nice
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  Speaker 3: time with you.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you don't want to don't want to
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  Speaker 2: come on too strong though, you know You're like, does
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  Speaker 2: she feel the same way? Does we not feel the
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  Speaker 2: same way?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 6: No, I absolutely feel the same way.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should go and have a wine because
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  Speaker 3: I was a bit stretched about my car dramas.
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  Speaker 8: So thanks for being an air to listen always always.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I actually seen your DM being like we'll do
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  Speaker 6: coffee but wine sounds bitter.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, coffee wine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm always all of it, wiggling and rhyming together.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we could.
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  Speaker 3: Take the kids regular rhymes there. Her daughter is Ala
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  Speaker 3: and mine is Aya. So it's it's perfect.
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  Speaker 5: It's to be beautiful, says you got somebody carrises going
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  Speaker 5: on now, trying to get.
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  Speaker 4: A car park rhyme.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: It's very that's me, sell out, sellout around. I'd love
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: to talk it to you. And I'm glad that you
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: know we've made a friendship. Yeah, it's great.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: I'm very excited about it. I love you mate.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: The Joys of a being a couple and sleeping next
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: to another human being, conversations that sort of take place
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: at like two thirty six am, in conversations you don't remember,
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: barely remember the next morning. So last night's boom woken
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: up Jennifer. She's accusing me of we've got, you know,
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: stealing a pillow. So you've stolen my pillow. And I'm
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: looking around and I'm like, I've got the same pillow
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: that I started on the on the start line, right,
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: I've still got that under my head. Yeah, pillows, pillows,
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: gone missing. I'm like, well, we do have two per person, okay,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: two pillows per person of an option.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Yep, one of one of hers is gone missing.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: That's the ratio. And I was like, well, it's not me.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: I've still got my pillow and i still got my spirit.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: You're you're sitting with one.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, And she's well, who took it?
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking maybe, so here's here's probably an option. Maybe
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: someone broke into the house. You're looking around, you've seen everything.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: They're like, you know what I'm gonna take. I'm just
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: take one of those.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Nothing else. Something else is one of those two pillows.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: How comprehensive a lockage she done at that stage?
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Well as comprehensive as you do. Is you sort of
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: feel around in the darkness. It's at two thirty in
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: the morning, and you but you know you're pillow, don't you?
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: If you if you're If I blindfolded you and lined
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: up fifty six pillows and you lay your head on
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: all of them, you'd pick your pillow out.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't, to be honest, I didn't know. I do.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I will use one multiple pie in trouble, I get.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: In trouble for Yeah, I don't care. I don't care.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'll just take whatever pillows are available to me. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: get told off a sleep on display pillows or whatever.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, just yeah, yeah, one one particular pillow my
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: wife likes out of our four. Never that, No, I
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: will all the time. That's what I like. I'm like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: what's the difference stuff?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Have you got your pillow and I absolutely would be
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: able to pick it out?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she would, she knows this. I don't know the
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: difference between that one and the other one.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know, So yeah, put a slab of concrete
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: under me, like a cinder block.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Off, sleep on there. I'm the exception to your role.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: But obviously you guys are you know.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one hundred percent your pillows molder's contours to
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: your head.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Even you go to a really nice hotel and I'm
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: still tempted to take my pillow.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: It's mine, you know, it's got all your special little
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: yellow stains.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Screet it onto.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: It, dribble was my fake tana?
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: What is that stuff?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Don't don't think about it too anyway. So I'm denying.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I haven't stolen your pillow? Well, would I
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: steal a pillow. So we've both gone back to sleep.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Wake up this morning, guess what pillows on the floor
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: down so on my side.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Of the side of the bed.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: So then I'm like, oh, okay, so tippy toe around
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: holding the pill.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Going place down to it. So when she wakes up
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: the morning, she'd be like, oh, it was here the
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I must infled off the bid. Yeah, tell her?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Can we can't send mine back to an hour ago
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: when he said there was a stolen car in his
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: driveway as well, he had nothing to do with, Well,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: what else have you done in the night?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Keep banging on about all week finally made it back.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: It was a bit of a roller coaster to get
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: back from visiting some family in the U. S A.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: And so.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: You're a little bit self conscious about wrap things up
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: and try not to keep talking about it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: And can we expect the finish of the monday choose?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You know, we can wrap things up just but I
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: got nothing I talk about.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: That's all that's happened, That's all that's consumed me for
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the last two and a half. I've got more stuff
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I want to share. You know because you do overseas
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: and people listening right now, I have gone overseas. You
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: do experience things that you don't experience here in New Zealand. Right,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: That's one of the cool things about you know, being
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: able to.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Do then if you haven't, you'll be hearing about them
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: till Tuesday.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: You know, there's and there's different things. Yeah, and going
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: through New York it was a real weird moment when
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the kids saw it, like a lot of police everywhere,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: which you understand the NYPD, but then also down by
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the subways, which I took the wrong subway multiple times
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: with the family. We can take the subway you get
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: on the right track. You were like, yes, this is that,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: but you go the wrong way. But then you go
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: out there and they've got obviously like armed forces looking
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: after the subway areas as well, you know, walking past
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: the machine guns and stuff, and you can see the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: kids like the kids like this is the first time
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I've sent a gun and for again, I come from
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: New Zealand. You're like, yeah, that's it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: It's confronting.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite a confronting moment. I mean, obviously they're
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: there to keep people safe.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: America soon.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: But one thing I did notice, and you'll notice that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: You know, if you travel anywhere or even throughout New
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Zealand to the best way a genius way to get money,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: start a fountain. Like build a fountain, because somewhere along
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: the line people just chuck coins into a fountain and
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: make it wash like who was.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some genius when you know it will bring you
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: seven years good luck?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Check all your money and there's my fountain here.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Every time we go past the founder, the kid's got
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: more coins. You'd be like, oh, give you coins and
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: check it in, But I mean, what is it are
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: you gonna get west?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Granted, I feel like all the good lucks go into
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: the fountain.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: So I think, as a show or right now listening,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: just start to put a fountain out somewhere. People will
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: literally throw money in there and you make money.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Where can we put a john on a beIN fountain?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe we can check one up and they.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Roll them out at all cities and town memorial fountains.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Just put a fountain there.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Every month we go sweep through and get the old coins.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Were got a couple of coins, just kind of like
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: the busking theory. You gotta have a couple in there.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Make it worse. Throw some money in the fountain. We'll
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: be rich before the end of the year.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Amazing what happens if you?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Has anyone been so bold like to take them? Because
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I feel bloo, they're there for the taking. I know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: who are they sure belong to it?
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't believe that it's gonna grant my wish,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: but I do believe.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: In bad karma. If I took the money out, you know,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw the coins.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: That's what the genius who started the coins in the
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: found Banking wants you to think.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Has anyone actually had the gaul to go and take
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: the coins from.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Four seven on the text? Actually, yeah, these.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: All go into the city mission.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You're literally throwing your money to someone because you.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Think that the Trivia fountain in Rome that would have
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: to be cleared out.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Throw them over the back of the heads there, it's
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: all they're all standing there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Just let's clear it out.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not a lot of a lot
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: of people are throwing away a lot of money at
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the time, but you.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Collectively, yeah, collectively hundreds in it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yes there we Has anyone.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Actually taken money out of them?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: That's what we wanted to know. That John and Ben podcast,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: very random thing that was part of yes, skin visiting
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: family overseas, but something that they ordered the family and
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: friends they're over. They're like, hey, we need to release
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the lady bugs into the garden. So I didn't know
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: what this was, and they had ordered. You can order
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: these through like Amazon and the places you know online
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: and arrive in a package that they bought a few
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: of these things. Here's some audio explaining to exactly what
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: these are. Live ladybugs. Have a listen, fifteen one hundred
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: ladybugs that I had sent to me in the mail
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: from Amazon. Because I have a lot of new plants
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: in my yard.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: I have had it in the refrigerator since it arrived
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: to me. And now we are going to cut open
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: the side and put these ladybugs on all of my trees.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred, Yes, what of your bags are those? So
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: there were thousands of these things that they're we sleep.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: They were like kind of frozen, frozen all kind of
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: woke up and fisting.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I'll be doing his counting all fifteen hundred.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Don't you even there's one thousand, four hundred and ninety
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: nine of them sending them back money bag guarantee any.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: Worms were good for the garden. I didn't know ladybugs
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: did anything other than look cute.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: We had to go out and try and release it.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I've never been part of a ladybug releasing program. But
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: don't you just kind of well, place gently and you
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: can open the bag and then all you can kint.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so various tactics. I don't feel like they'd be
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: very movable, that says sort of gradually.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: It feels like sort of Joe Biden, sort of after
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a debate, just so gradually like well where am I?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: What am I doing? What's going on?
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Feels like sort of teetering on trafficking lady but ladyboats,
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: isn't it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: She's sort of fifteen hundred lady bags.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: I ordered one human, one human, and the authorities are
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: on my ass.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen hundred ladybugs, so you can do that. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: don't think you could send them from country to country,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: but you can do that within the country.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Random so obviously rejuvenates the garden.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it needs all the bugs, eats, the apheds, the
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: merely bugs, all the little like fungy things that gets
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: rid of the bugs.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, how do they know that this is the
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: place they need to They could fly off to other
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: other bugs, and.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: There's lots of things to eat. I guess they're going
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: to stay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Plus, you know, if you're if you're a ladybug and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: you're looking around, you're like, well, Jess, seems like it's
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: fourteen one nine.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mate, other visions of me.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I might hang here, These might be my people. What
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: have you brought off the internet? Wildest thing you purchased?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Nothing like that?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's wild, nothing alive.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, remember all that crazy shirt off instagram? Pollster shirt
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: highly flammable, so it was a cowboys shirt.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It's like a rodeo thing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Do you still have that?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, I put the shirt on, and I
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: was like, if I get within three meters of a
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: heated this thing is going to melt to my skin.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: So we're like, well, better melting to a listener's skin.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: And we gave it away.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's all we want to know this morning.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: The wildest thing that you bought, the most unusual thing
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: you bought on the internet, because you just don't know
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: what's out there, like this ladybug thingers like live animals
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: and you.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Can buy worms right and get them sent to you
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: The other lady were worth she bought quails quail eggs.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Her kid actually got her iPad and was obsessed with quails.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: The burden thought I was ordering a toy and they
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: turned up. The quail eggs.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Arrived and did they eat them?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: No?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: No, they hatched them. And then they had so many
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: of them, quite a few, and that every time someone
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: had come over, they're like, would you like to take
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: a quail home with you?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And they'll be like, thank yous.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: That Jonaan podcast, we're talking about the most unusual purchase
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: that you've ever made from the internet. As I was
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: part of releasing lady bugs into a garden. They were
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: bought online froze. They were kind of a sleepy have
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: been the sort of frozen. You keep them in the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: fridge and then they woke up when you just thought
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: them out. They're all still alive.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I don't it's so weird.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: I felt you freeze us in a freezer, you know,
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: like we're not just going to defroy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: But they all sort of woke up and then away
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: they went.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Like their theory about Walt Disney maybe he's going to
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: come out.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, you release him into your garden.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: We have some stuff to tell Walt Disney. We've got
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: some updating to do with young. Stuff has happened, well,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: since stuff has happened.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: It's not a heavy place now the world, my friend
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: who's sitting at home with you know, when you're looking
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: at your career prospects and the ladybug shipping business.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Right bagging up fifteen hundred bags full of fifteen hundred
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: lady bugs.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: One do you breed them? And then very small?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they ah, very Your hold one with a little
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: pair of twee and you hold the other little pit
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: just kind of move them for bang them together and
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: hope for the beefs.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Lady bag Breeding program.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Play a little bit of music to music, tell you
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: what you don't want?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Does anyone walking in on there.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Music?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Do you pay you? Lady?
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: I'm sure that lady and read love but laddy and
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: read songs that have got lady and lady mama laid lady.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a few. I'll do some looking.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, unusual things that you brought from the internet on
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: hats and forth.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: For seven Zack. Yeah, you're on new Zealand's Breakfast Morning.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: How are you are you doing?
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: We're doing really well. It is lovely to have you
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: on ZAK.
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Now you sound like a guy who's seen some stuff
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: on the internet.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: What have you bought?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: Well, what happened? Was I when I was I used
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: to cook back in the old days in England and
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: was a thing there. So moving to the zealing, I
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: thought maybe I could, you know, order some foi gras
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: and show my family what it tastes like. And I
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: went online Frugo or something with a site, and I
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: ordered it but I didn't any research. I thought it
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: would actually be sent over that or something on a
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: on a on a plane, and three weeks past I'm like, hey, guys,
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: where's my order? And eventually they sent me a poster instead,
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: because you can't chip.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Here's a picture of what you ordered.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I framed it. It was it was the
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: most expensive two hundred dollars post purchase, so I framed
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: it and it's in the kitchen.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: It feels like they really should have given you money,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: but anyway, you know.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: But no, to be fair to the to the well,
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was a scam operation or not.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: They've gone actually know we're going down to the boy
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: printing place, skirts skirt a picture of what he ordered,
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: able to take it a couple of days, rolled it
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: up until one of those nice little cardboard containers.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: They've gone to some effort. What you need to appreciate.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: They did, Yeah, they did, said it in a nice
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: round to make sure that it's.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Not when you get a text going it's the nz
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: TA your license plates about to be deleted from the database.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: That's lazy stuff going on. The printing posters. Appreciate it, Zack.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: There's a great text come through on four for a seven.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that someone basically made some purchases from a well
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: known business late at night and they're obviously updating their site,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: and all the prices came out in sentse and seat
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: of dollars. Oh and they like, oh, they went, should
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: we make some purchases? And they okay, we would, and
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: they did went through and the company honored those purchases,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: which pretty cool. So you'd be thinking afterwards.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Just like where's the entire websites?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: By everything? The major warehouse is pretty incredible.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Skill if you wanted tonight, So I'll be going home
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: and finding me a couple.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Of lady some Tweezers.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: No romance that comes with a form of Tweezers. You
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: add Tweezers into the b.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: The Tweezers, the Hits, that Jonathan Ben podcast. Who's having
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the best weekends?
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: They not me on the buttons today the best weekend.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: We do this every week the North and South Island
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: go head to head pitch each other. Now usually it's
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: the wonderful Connor from christ Church representing the South, and
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Haley from the Hits in Wellington, who is sick today.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: And you know what she's sick of. She's sick of
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: finding guinea pig competitions and mail strip reviews to promote,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: to try and be Connor. So she's taking the week
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: off and Meghan, you're going to be representing the North.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: And Connor, who is the ground announcer at the Warriors,
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: is in the studio this morning in enemy territory there, Connor.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I feel weird.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Just energy.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: It's all good. It's North Island energy. Like you can
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: smell the lattes and the arrogance.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: And the over expensive coffee is out. You're seventy for
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: a long black this morning what's going on there?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Come appear with your small town for a long black
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: How much do you pay for a house?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: So you're how you're choosing to spend your party a
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: weekend here in the north. But anyway, yeah, well you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Got me there, come up here for the fun.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's glorious.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: So why don't you go first? Connor? What's happening in
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: the South Island this weekend?
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: Well? I did want to start with sort of a
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: North Island South Island Derby actually, which is in christ Church.
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: The Cannoby Rams, who were the first seed in the
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: Sales NBA basketball competition. All season lone, I've been watching
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: an unusual amount of domestic basketball.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: On television for some reason.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: It's been basically won sixteen games straight at one point.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: The final is on Sunday between the Cannobary Rams and
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: the Auckland Tortata. It's a rematch of last year's Grand Final.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: The Tortata have been in the Grand Final three years
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: in a row, including this year, and they haven't won
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: a single championship. So it's a big game in christ
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: Church on Sunday two thirty.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: So it's hard to have Corey Webster in the team.
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they have all the big name stars NATAI I
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: think as well Nati. But the Rams lucky old Brook
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: this since he won the MVP, the Youth Player of
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: the Year, the Beast Forward or something like that, he
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: won like all the awards. So Rams are the best
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: and they're gonna win.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: There you go. There's some references that the audience.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, I've not really sporty, right, we'll fcking out what
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: you put it in corner and what else?
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: In the In the South as well, we go to
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: a mid Christmas celebration in Arrowtown. It's been going on
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: for the whole month and I think this is the
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: last week of it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: It's the Ebion. How would you pronounce this a y
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: R B.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: You are in Albourn Urban.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You're going to roll your.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Down there bo Yeah. Yeah, So there's a whole month
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: mini groups with You've.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Never sounded more like an Auckland.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: That's going on in the South this weekend. It seems
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: well too early for Christmas with Megan.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Well, I've also got Christmas too, what I know that?
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: So this is the Greytown Festival of Christmas. It's back
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: for twenty twenty four. So there's lights his markets, his workshops,
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: there is food.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Family fun. Doesn't say midwinter Christmas either.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: It's just like a big long runway to Christmas.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: We're ready to go.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's happening this Saturday.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: And then I mean there is a wine festival happening
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: in Auckland which I couldn't go past. Wine Topia. Connor
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: brought sports. I'm bringing you wine. So basically you can
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: go go along to a tasting. You get to keep
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: your glass and hold on.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: You get to keep your glass.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those ones you just bring your glass
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: to each place and you just follow it up where
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: you go on the way and.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: You go on to the guys that yeah, yeah, no,
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: this is a lovely one. But there's more, just a
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: little bit more, a little bit more.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: You will get all the red wine around your.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Little good day.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Connor's here that I feel.
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Like a Tracy when I'm representing the North because I'm
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: from the South.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you need to decide out of these
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: middling of beads and handling.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: The wine and I'm going to give it to you
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and me. Again, this is because Connor is here. Connor
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: is here. I can't get past the fate that Connor
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: has that's gone from the south to the north for
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: part of the weekends.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: So I'm again it Master, first time Bean's ever made
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: a decision so well