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Kyle's Christmas Gift GONE WRONG DISASTER! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Text line, you text JJR whatever you want to say
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  Speaker 1: to number nine six eight ninety three.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what today is? Today's a special day.
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  Speaker 3: What's today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is Quitter's Day? Oh yeah, it's the day you're
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  Speaker 1: most likely to drop your resolution. It's always the second
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  Speaker 1: Friday in January. Weekends make it harder stick to resolutions
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  Speaker 1: like drinking, lessons, saving money.
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  Speaker 2: So today's the day everyone quits.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why I haven't started mine yet. Smart I'm
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  Speaker 3: already ahead of the bullet.
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  Speaker 1: So when I said earlier that a Christmas gift backfire,
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  Speaker 1: is what exactly happened.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I got a gift card and I was really
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  Speaker 4: excited to use it. It was like, you know, one of
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  Speaker 4: those like Visa gift cards, right, And so I personally
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  Speaker 4: find joy in going to home goods and just seeing
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  Speaker 4: what the store speaks to me. And the other day
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  Speaker 4: my son was like, we should decorate for Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, we don't really have any Valentine's decorations. I
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  Speaker 4: really just don't have those around. I'm like, that's a
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  Speaker 4: good idea. I'll go use my gift card card. That
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  Speaker 4: sounds amazing. So I shop around and It's like when
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  Speaker 4: you're shopping with a gift card, it's like there's a
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  Speaker 4: little extra pep in myself because it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Not my money, right, you know what I mean. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: if this was my money.
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  Speaker 4: Would I be getting this this little love sign that
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  Speaker 4: looks like a balloon?
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  Speaker 3: Probably?
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  Speaker 5: Not.
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  Speaker 4: But I've got a gift card, So I toss it
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  Speaker 4: in the cart and I keep, you know, shopping around,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm probably at the where the gift.
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  Speaker 3: Card amount is, so let's just go check out.
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  Speaker 4: So when I'm checking out, I get to the front
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, she'll probably take the gift card
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  Speaker 4: out of the packaging, right, And then I'm there, I'm
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  Speaker 4: already like the line moved a little longer or a
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  Speaker 4: little quicker than I thought it was going to. So
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  Speaker 4: as he's checking out, I'm taking the gift card out
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  Speaker 4: of the packaging, I'm like, oh darn it.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those where you have to like call
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  Speaker 3: a number to activate it.
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  Speaker 4: So he's still checking out the items and I'm on
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  Speaker 4: the phone'm like, I'm gonna call and activate the gift card.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, sure, no problem, and so I call the
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  Speaker 4: number and it asks me for like the number, like
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  Speaker 4: the card number, and I can't find the card number anywhere,
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  Speaker 4: so I flip it over the it's on the front,
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  Speaker 4: so flip it over the back, and there's this sticker
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  Speaker 4: that says do not remove. It's here for security. And
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  Speaker 4: I go, oh, that's weird. I'm like, I can't find
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  Speaker 4: the number.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, I think.
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  Speaker 4: That's just for security when it's being sold. I think
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  Speaker 4: you take it off to get the number underneath. So
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  Speaker 4: I start peeling off the sticker on the back of
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  Speaker 4: the card.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not peeling off.
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  Speaker 4: It's like you know when you peel as the graph
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  Speaker 4: and like a little bit comes off and then like
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  Speaker 4: riffs part of it. So it's like you can't really
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  Speaker 4: peel it off again. And I'm struggling and he sees it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm struggling, and so it goes let me give it
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  Speaker 4: a try, and so now he mind you.
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  Speaker 3: There's fifteen people in line up starting to like hot yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and like eyes on me. I'm like, starting the spy,
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  Speaker 3: we can get it.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, no problem. We peel these off one hundred
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  Speaker 4: times a day, no problem. And I'm like, okay, he
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  Speaker 4: probably can do it some of my nails.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's that he can't get the sticker off. And again, I.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't buy the things thinking I was spending an.
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  Speaker 5: Have my money.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to spend money. I just bought Christmas
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  Speaker 3: for beothsake. And I'm like, there's people behind me. I'm
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  Speaker 3: taking way too long. This is insane. Fine, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I'll just use a different card.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, like.
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  Speaker 5: It's fine.
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  Speaker 3: So I end up paying for it.
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  Speaker 6: I leave it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm going to do that trick where you
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  Speaker 4: take a blow dryer and you blow dry pay for
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  Speaker 4: with my own money, be grudgingly, but also fifteen people
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  Speaker 4: behind me stairs.
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  Speaker 2: Get it okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I bring it in with me to work and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I didn't have the blow dryer, so
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  Speaker 4: what am I going to do?
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  Speaker 3: So I take you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here yesterday with this heater, the space heater we have,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm holding the gift card in front of the
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  Speaker 4: space heater and i take a knife and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: scraping it. It's not coming off what And I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm starting to feel like this gift card is a scam.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's a scam.
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  Speaker 4: You can't find the number any with the numbers nowhere
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  Speaker 4: on the card because from what I've peeled off, there's
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  Speaker 4: nothing underneath this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm very confused.
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  Speaker 4: And I flipped the card back over to the front,
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  Speaker 4: and you know it's got that sticker with the phone
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  Speaker 4: number on it to activate it. I peel the sticker
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  Speaker 4: off very easily, by the way, and the numbers try
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  Speaker 4: to I felt so stupid.
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  Speaker 5: Right now now I can use it now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was like a security sticker. It wasn't
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  Speaker 4: the barcode, but I really think you aren't supposed to
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  Speaker 4: remove it.
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  Speaker 2: That cashier should should have got caught on that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably see those cards a lot, right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get all goodwill hunting on you, but it's
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  Speaker 2: not your fault fault.
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  Speaker 4: So then you, guys, I feel like, okay, I found
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  Speaker 4: the number, I should now use the gift card. So
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  Speaker 4: remember that story I told you guys about that I
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  Speaker 4: was so excited about. It was called the Bins. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's like a super discount store. Like I got an
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  Speaker 4: area rug for twelve dollars. So and then I drove
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  Speaker 4: there one day and it was just gone like the
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  Speaker 4: building was empty and I was a little heartbroken. But
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  Speaker 4: they have another location, but it's on the west side
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  Speaker 4: and I live on the east side, so it's kind
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  Speaker 4: of a hike, Like I have no reason to drive
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  Speaker 4: out that way.
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  Speaker 3: Except now I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 4: I got this gift card right out of part of
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  Speaker 4: like something about the New Year, when you take the
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  Speaker 4: Christmas decorations down and just have like all of your
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  Speaker 4: regular stuff. It's clean, but it just feels like I
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  Speaker 4: will like a refresh, right But I would love a
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  Speaker 4: new couch, but I that's not in the budget right now.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like, maybe some new pillows you know where,
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  Speaker 4: I could get them at the.
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  Speaker 3: Bins, and this this gift card will go a long way.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a lot of pillows out of this
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  Speaker 3: gift card. So I get all excited. I'm like, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, fine, I'm gonna make the track.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when I'm at work, I'm basically halfway there,
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  Speaker 4: so I might as well go. I got nothing to
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  Speaker 4: do to work today, so I'm going. So I I
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  Speaker 4: hop the car. And it's funny because.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you live in East Valley, anythink about
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  Speaker 3: the West Valley. I think everything over there is like
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  Speaker 3: the same. So I'm like, hey, no, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: be by your house.
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  Speaker 4: Tomorrow because he lives in Peora, and I tell him
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  Speaker 4: where the place is and he goes, oh no, that's Merryvale,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, whatever I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: So I go. I'm all excited. I got my gift card.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's all activated, I got a pin number and everything.
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  Speaker 3: I am ready to buy some pillows. I drive it.
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  Speaker 3: There's kind of a long drive, and I get there.
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  Speaker 3: The building is empty. Oh no, this stupid place closed
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  Speaker 3: out again.
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  Speaker 4: The shop Seriously, seriously, you are probably one hundred percent correct.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't want to give up.
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  Speaker 4: So I did take to Instagram to by another place
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  Speaker 4: that's sort of like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's back on the East Valley. Drive through the rain and.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm like, maybe I'll discover another hidden gym, and
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  Speaker 4: I did. I did so right by where you know
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  Speaker 4: they like Fiestamos Demolish.
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  Speaker 3: She's just dirt.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, right by where Fiesmal used to be, there
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  Speaker 4: is a hidden gym and it's kind of like the Bins.
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  Speaker 4: The deals aren't as great, but the place is so
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  Speaker 4: cute and it's uh, the Oliver James Lifestyle company or something.
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  Speaker 5: I've ever heard of. It's so cute.
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  Speaker 4: They've got great deals and I have a new place
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  Speaker 4: to go and guess what I spent my Kift guard.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a new pillows.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 6: I was driving at the same time as Kyle, and
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  Speaker 6: we were both heading in the same direction, and I
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  Speaker 6: told her, I'm like, this is going.
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  Speaker 5: To be so easy.
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  Speaker 6: You're like halfway points in my house, so I could
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  Speaker 6: be like fifteen minutes the top, perfect time a day ago,
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  Speaker 6: and then out of nowhere, Yeah, it rained. It was
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  Speaker 6: like a torrential downpour and there was so much rain
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  Speaker 6: and so fast that everybody starts flowing down. You could
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  Speaker 6: see where you were going, and the drives start getting
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  Speaker 6: longer and longer. Took me for every home, and I text,
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  Speaker 6: I don't like, I'm thinking about you get through the rain.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the fans is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Say that in the text, But you know what, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You said a couple of things
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  Speaker 1: in there that that was going to bring up. You
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  Speaker 1: said that you'd like to get a couch. If you
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  Speaker 1: were going to get a couch, where would you get
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  Speaker 1: a couch?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Is that like I could have any
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  Speaker 3: couch I wanted, Like the budget wasn't an issue.
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  Speaker 5: The couch is expensive, Yeah, yeah, they can't very expense, OK, because.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what's going on. I bought this
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  Speaker 1: new TV right and it's and I'm taking over this
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  Speaker 1: room that was for my kids. But screw them, they're gone,
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  Speaker 1: they're in college.
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  Speaker 5: Screw that.
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  Speaker 1: So I put so there's a couch that I don't
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  Speaker 1: go in that room because I hate this couch. This
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  Speaker 1: couch that we have, it's like three lazy boys together.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds amazing, but no, and the arms don't go down,
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  Speaker 1: so I can't lay on the couch. And when you
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  Speaker 1: hit a button, the feet come out, but they're battery operated,
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  Speaker 1: so the bat he's died, so now they never come out.
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  Speaker 1: It's a terrible couch. I'm so mad that my wife
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  Speaker 1: bought this couch, Like she didn't run it by me.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing right, But it's been there for ten years and
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  Speaker 1: I never I never go watch TV in that room.
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  Speaker 5: Why would she not talk to you about a couch
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  Speaker 5: Of all the things that you're ocd It was.
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  Speaker 2: The kid's room.
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  Speaker 1: The couch in the living room is my couch, I
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  Speaker 1: would without telling you. She's out of town, and she
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  Speaker 1: says to me, are you gonna go look for a couch?
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  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, So she comes home tomorrow night, but
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  Speaker 1: I know that she's gonna She's like, well, make sure
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  Speaker 1: you get one that's whatever colors.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know. I want a freaking cool couch.
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  Speaker 2: I want to couch. At one point I wanted to couch.
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  Speaker 2: Was red that popped?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't imagine. I just want a cool couch. So yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: my kids and I I remember a long time ago
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  Speaker 1: when we were looking for couch. Which is place which
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  Speaker 1: is over by you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, and it's a potato barn.
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  Speaker 1: No, oh god, no, no, it's a it's an outlet, cracker,
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  Speaker 1: Creighton barrel. There was no so the Craiger barrel, Creighton
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  Speaker 1: barrel outlet. So yesterday my kids and I got in
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  Speaker 1: the car and we were gonna go get the couch
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  Speaker 1: to make sure it's in the house before she gets home,
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  Speaker 1: so she can't do anything that get in the car,
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  Speaker 1: leave my house freaking bumper to bumper, traffic pouring right.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even get to the radio station. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: forget this man, I'm like, I'm not even this far.
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  Speaker 1: So we went to go eat somewhere else. But I
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  Speaker 1: was so pissed. So today I looked at the weather
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  Speaker 1: looks good. So today we're going to go get a couch.
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  Speaker 1: And I have to do it before tomorrow o else
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  Speaker 1: my wife'sudn't get involved. So that when you brought up couch,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, where would you get a couch? Because
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  Speaker 1: I'll go there and get a couch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I would have to shop around
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  Speaker 3: a probably like eighty places.
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  Speaker 2: I remember one time we went to that Cracker Barrel
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  Speaker 2: outlet and.
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  Speaker 5: I remember they just had a sea of couches.
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  Speaker 1: There's just so many couches. And then I said to
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  Speaker 1: my friend, I called Kevin Arrow. I said, I need
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  Speaker 1: to get a couch. Where would you get a couch?
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  Speaker 1: He goes like this, this is why what you just
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  Speaker 1: said excited me.
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  Speaker 2: He goes My wife does look at prices. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: she goes to restoration hardware.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been there before, but you said, there's a
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  Speaker 1: restoration in our hardware outlet. That's so they must also
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  Speaker 1: have good couches.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 5: That's where I gotline at the outlet and it was
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  Speaker 5: like I think, originally a lot and I paid a
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  Speaker 5: couple hundred bucks for That's what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: The outlet is just overstock from the cranon barrel across
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  Speaker 3: the street.
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  Speaker 2: The actual crane, right, but it's cheaper. It's the outlet.
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  Speaker 2: So I need to buy a couch asap, a sap
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  Speaker 2: rocket