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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random creps, random creps. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce? Oh, crap. Oh, crap. We stink like
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  Speaker 2: a baby's blowout infested diaper. They talk about crap that
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  Speaker 2: is random. It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 2: Mac and Bone. Random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: And it is time for a little random crap. Let's
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  Speaker 2: have a little bit of fun. Coming up at 8 o'clock,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not sure y'all are ready for this. It's
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  Speaker 2: a day early because of a Thursday night game, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all are ready. The victory formula
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  Speaker 2: to beat the Packers coming up at 8 o'clock. How
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  Speaker 2: do we bounce back? Which we have this tendency to
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  Speaker 2: do and get a huge win again in Green Bay.
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  Speaker 2: But right now, let's stay calm and cool. Let's have
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  Speaker 2: a little fun. And let's laugh at Dan Orlovsky. Because
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  Speaker 2: Dan Orlovsky was on the McAfee Show on ESPN and
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  Speaker 2: revealed something, Bone, that feels pretty elementary when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to math. That the UConn grad... Did not learn until
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  Speaker 2: this week. Listen to Dan Orlowski. Not a good look
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  Speaker 2: for Connecticut people. It's not. Listen to Dan Orlowski.
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  Speaker 3: Hand to God, true story. Do you guys know what percent,
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  Speaker 3: like the word percent, is derived from?
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  Speaker 2: Percentile? Percentage?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: But from what? Like how come it's percent?
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  Speaker 2: Pizzas.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so Hambo this morning was like, Joe Burrow, his
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  Speaker 3: sack rate is 4%. And I said, dumb this down
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  Speaker 3: for me. Why, like, no human's going to hear me
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  Speaker 3: say that I'm going to make them smarter. He goes, well,
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  Speaker 3: what do you mean? I said, what does that actually mean?
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  Speaker 3: He goes, well, out of every 100 dropbacks, he's getting
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  Speaker 3: sacked four times. And I said, is that really what
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  Speaker 3: it is? Like, it's always out of 100.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, per cent. All right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Per centile?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Centennial mark. Cent is 100, yeah, per 100. You're a jackass, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I think that sums it up. How can somebody that
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  Speaker 2: age that worked in sports and has been hearing, like,
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  Speaker 2: he had a completion percentage. Did he not know what
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  Speaker 2: his completion percentage meant? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he
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  Speaker 2: should have done the math on the size of end zones.
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  Speaker 2: He definitely doesn't know that. I love Wawrowski, but that is.
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  Speaker 2: Startling. It really is. Like, when he was told, here's
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  Speaker 2: your numbers, your 65% completions. Well, for them, it might
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  Speaker 2: have been lower. But anyway, you get the point. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't know that that was out of 100 passes? It
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  Speaker 2: was per 100?
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  Speaker 4: That's... And he's been doing, and he's been studying quarterbacks
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  Speaker 4: and football and not just played the game.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's a grown person.
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  Speaker 4: But like, how does he think all these stats that
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  Speaker 4: he knows about and reads about are accumulated? Also begs
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  Speaker 4: the question, Mac, what else doesn't he know? I know
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't know much about food. I thought his food
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  Speaker 4: takes were bad. That one was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, by the way, I need to need to point
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  Speaker 2: out on the McAfee beat, Boney, because there's news about
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  Speaker 2: McAfee every dang day. A couple of things. Utah apologized
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  Speaker 2: to him. Don't really feel like they had to for
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  Speaker 2: sending that video out from the official account of the
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  Speaker 2: kids having some fun at his expense. They're very upset
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  Speaker 2: about it. You call a person corny. You better throw
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  Speaker 2: out an apology. That is hurtful. Also, Bone, he told
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  Speaker 2: the same show on Monday, told everybody he declined a
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  Speaker 2: 60 Minutes interview and he declined all media requests forever.
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  Speaker 4: Feels like a guy, Matt, that turns down a lot
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  Speaker 4: of opportunities in front of the media.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there was the crazy story from Front Office Sports, though,
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  Speaker 2: that says after the Charlie Kirk assassination, because he brought
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  Speaker 2: that up the other day and it felt kind of
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  Speaker 2: weird and out of place. Front Office Sports says the
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  Speaker 2: FBI advised McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest out in
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  Speaker 2: public at events after the Charlie Kirk assassination. Which is
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  Speaker 2: an insane thing. Were there threats maybe, I guess? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they talked about him. There had to be some
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  Speaker 4: sort of threat against him that we don't know about, obviously.
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  Speaker 4: So all jokes aside. However, I do think that due
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  Speaker 4: to all this. He should probably sit out game day
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  Speaker 4: for the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. All right. We also got ESPN news bone
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  Speaker 2: because poor Stephen A lost one of his most famous
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  Speaker 2: supporters for the Stephen A presidential campaign that he talks about.
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  Speaker 2: But we all know will never occur. Charles Barkley said
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  Speaker 2: he's out. Oh, Charles Barkley had been a Stephen A
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  Speaker 2: for president supporter. Charles Barkley is out. No word on
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  Speaker 2: who he will support bone in the presidential race in
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  Speaker 2: two years. But Stephen A no longer has his backing.
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  Speaker 2: So now Stephen A. Smith is down to no supporters.
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  Speaker 2: That was the one. That was the one that he had. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. How about this one, Bone Man? Brent Brennan
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  Speaker 2: is the Arizona head coach. Don't look now, but T-Mac's
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  Speaker 2: alma mater is balling, man. They got a big game
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  Speaker 2: against Texas Tech. They're 6-1 right now. Ever since the
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  Speaker 2: BYU loss, they've been slaughtering people in the Big 12.
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  Speaker 2: But this is the cool random crap story. Brent Brennan,
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  Speaker 2: after their latest win... walked into a local bar there, Bone,
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  Speaker 2: in Tucson, ordered 300 tequila shots, paid the $ 2, 000 tab,
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  Speaker 2: and left all within five minutes. Just wanted to buy
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  Speaker 2: the fans some tequila and rolled out $ 2, 000 worth of tequila.
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  Speaker 2: He also, Bone, bought a Boys and Girls Club 1,000
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  Speaker 2: tickets to an upcoming game. How about this guy? So
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  Speaker 2: this is cool stuff, dude. I love when coaches do
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  Speaker 2: stuff like this. Yeah, you're right, though.
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  Speaker 4: Arizona's been sneaky good this year. There's been a lot
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  Speaker 4: of Big 12 teams talked about. They have not been.
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  Speaker 2: One of them. No, they deserve a little bit of love, man.
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  Speaker 2: Texas Tech better bring it way better than they did
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  Speaker 2: against Cincy for this game.
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  Speaker 4: How about Panthers beat the Packers, Mac? You walk in
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  Speaker 4: a bar and buy 300 shots.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I make the same amount of money
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  Speaker 2: as Coach, unfortunately, though.
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  Speaker 4: I think you would buy maybe somebody one Shirley Temple
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  Speaker 4: and then it'd be out.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, water's for everybody. That's what I'll do. I use
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  Speaker 2: water's for everybody at the Dilworth neighborhood grill as they're
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  Speaker 2: putting up the new Panther sign. Oh man. All right. So, uh,
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  Speaker 2: do you see what was their sign? Did you see
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  Speaker 2: their sign this week? What'd they have up this week? Uh,
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  Speaker 2: we got beat so bad. We got taken off a TV.
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  Speaker 2: Keep drinking. Keep drink. Oh, keep drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We got to take off because of the direct. I
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  Speaker 2: saw it yesterday. My lunch, the direct TV outage. They
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  Speaker 2: were spoofing. All right. How about this one? Could you
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  Speaker 2: imagine Fitty getting involved in this, Bone? Cody Campbell, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the world's most famous booster, speaking of Texas Tech. Cody
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  Speaker 2: Campbell has threatened a local sports radio station in Lubbock
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  Speaker 2: that Texas Tech will pull all their guests from now
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  Speaker 2: until the end of civilization from their sports radio station
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  Speaker 2: because he's angry at one of the producers. at the
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  Speaker 2: sports radio station in Lubbock. This dude took a run
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  Speaker 2: at Cody Campbell. Cody Campbell tweeted out that the loss
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  Speaker 2: was unacceptable on Saturday and they have to do better.
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  Speaker 2: And the producer quote tweeted him and said, sometimes you
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  Speaker 2: just need to learn to shut your mouth and not talk. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: And Cody Campbell, of course he probably runs all of
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  Speaker 2: Lubbock and half of Texas, did not like it. So, Fitty,
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  Speaker 2: is this your next trick, Fitty, ticking off David Tepper
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  Speaker 2: or some very rich, powerful person in Charlotte?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I did have my run-in with Steve Smith. He
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  Speaker 5: called the hotline and told me to keep my name
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  Speaker 5: out of his mouth, came into the studio. and addressed
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  Speaker 5: me after comments I made about him on the air.
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  Speaker 2: So I've had one run in before. Bone, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: bone crawled so you could walk in that respect. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And someone will run. A future person will run. And
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  Speaker 2: Steve Smith gets mad at him. Like, Mac, you tell
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  Speaker 2: me who you want me to get into a feud with.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really want it. And I'll do it. For
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  Speaker 2: the sake of the station, I don't. Well, okay. It
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  Speaker 2: needs to be somebody that will not hurt the station. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it appears like this producer may bone severely hurt the
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  Speaker 2: station's programming. I want you to fight Kyle Bailey in
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  Speaker 2: the parking lot. This town ain't big enough for the
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  Speaker 2: two of us.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want you to mess up relationships outside of
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  Speaker 4: the station, but if someone here took a run at you,
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  Speaker 4: we could use that for content.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the very strange text out of nowhere
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  Speaker 2: that wanted Bailey and Smitty to fight for charity? Did
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  Speaker 2: you see that? Yeah, I don't know what. Where did
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  Speaker 2: that come from? They're pretty darn tight.
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 2: That was a weird one to me. me but for
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  Speaker 2: charity though for a good cause.
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  Speaker 4: Do we lead the league at strange text we have
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  Speaker 4: to and i wonder is that because of the two
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  Speaker 4: hosts well.
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  Speaker 2: That day that's all i was gonna say i um
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  Speaker 2: yeah i feel like i feel like the audience you
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  Speaker 2: know they say you start looking like your dog i
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  Speaker 2: feel like the audience starts acting like the hosts if
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  Speaker 2: i start.
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  Speaker 4: Looking like murphy i'm in trouble he's got some jowls
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  Speaker 4: man is murphy becoming does murphy's fan following growing like
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  Speaker 4: mabel's or is there never going to be another mabel
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  Speaker 4: what do you know he he gets more facebook run
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  Speaker 4: than mabel got like that face uh people are drawn
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  Speaker 4: to that face i just haven't made him uh his
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  Speaker 4: own Twitter page or anything like that yet.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the next step.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the text we got? Should I do that?
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  Speaker 2: I probably should. Did you see the next text, the
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  Speaker 2: text we got yesterday about you and Kirk Herbstreet? No.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody says, who does a better job marketing their dogs,
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  Speaker 2: Herbstreet or Bone? Oh, Herbstreet's got his dogs on commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Multiple commercials, dude. That's the next level for you. and Murph, dude.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, man.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's got the ability to— To be a big star.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kind of easing him into the star life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. More videos of his shenanigans could go over well.
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  Speaker 2: He's got some big footsteps to follow. That is true.
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  Speaker 4: He had a video yesterday I didn't post yet where
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  Speaker 4: he had at the dog park just both sides of
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  Speaker 4: his mouth, shoestring slobber all the way to the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you got to love that. You got to love that.
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  Speaker 2: Both shoestrings. And I'm thinking to myself, is this gross
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  Speaker 2: to post or not? I don't know. Maybe I should
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  Speaker 2: have posted it. That's what you have to do. Like
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  Speaker 2: with Mabel, you just marketed her. I mean, she was
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  Speaker 2: just so loveable.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of crafted her personality a little bit because
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  Speaker 4: she didn't really do a whole lot of stuff. So
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  Speaker 4: I kind of had to take photos of her when
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  Speaker 4: she wasn't looking and do various stuff. Murphy's his own dude, man.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday I took him.
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  Speaker 4: To the vet and he immediately walked behind the counter
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  Speaker 4: of the vet and stood up on his paws like
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  Speaker 4: he was working there.
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  Speaker 2: While they were working. And I was like, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. He thinks he works here. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: you and Herbie need to teach dog marketing 101 to people, man.
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  Speaker 2: That could be a thing for you. Herbie's got Peter
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  Speaker 2: more advanced right now than Murphy is. Slightly. That sounded
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  Speaker 2: weird if you cut that off.