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Monster Manual SMASH! or PASS!: Ep. 69 · Sessions Canceled

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  OK ladies and gentlemen, we don't have time for the Equippy.
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  The Equippy intro today Today is Session Cancels podcast episode
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  69. That means our long-awaited
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  Monster Manual Smash. Or pass Applause please.
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  Plus, thank you everyone everyone.
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  We for all right gentlemen are are we Are we gonna do another
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  one of these for different books?
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  Absolutely. Got it.
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  Cool. Yes, Sir.
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  I was thinking every interval of 69, just to really, OK, sell it
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  that, that's. We can do.
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  One 36138. How did?
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  You do that in your head. So fast, mathematician.
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  That's not companion. God damn it, I hate that you
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  just, I hate that, Isaiah said. All right, so another one to
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  bowl 69. And I was sitting there, like,
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  what number would that be? And Sam just instantaneously.
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  All right. So 138, How did he do this?
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  Well see, what you do is is you multiply OK, 60 by two you got
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  there eventually, and then nine by two and you get 18 and you
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  add those two together. I get it.
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  That doesn't mean I could do it fast.
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  Listen, you know the next one is also two O 7 so like perfect.
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  God damn, I think we'll do this in release order as we go out.
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  And to be honest, this is actually most likely the longest
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  one by far. Maybe.
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  I don't have the changes, is longer.
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  But and then think about it, Matt, eventually I have a whole
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  one of Dragons. Nice.
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  It's just going to be yes, the whole way through, correct.
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  Absolutely. The Deep Dragon name to pro.
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  Anyway, so listen, I know I asked this question beforehand,
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  but they Reddit posts are are wonderful.
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  Oh no. Wait, wait, wait.
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  Hold on, hold on. Because I know exactly what
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  you're about to say. We're going to hold it on,
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  gentlemen, before any any good game, any good competition.
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  We have some rules, and I, you know, not many, not many to go
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  on. First rule, obviously the only
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  monsters to smash or pass will be monsters from the 2014
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  Monster Manual. Rule #2.
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  No aminals. All you weirdos out there.
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  No animals, but anthros are fine.
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  And we are. Yes, anthros are perfectly fine.
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  That's just furry. Yeah, I know that's from
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  dinosaurs. And monstrosities are okay
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  though. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Listen, Isaiah's forms don't totally make sense here.
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  That's all I'm saying. That sound?
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  Listen. An apominable Yeti is just a
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  furry. Yeah, but can the Yeti consent?
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  What's its Intelligence score? Nine.
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  It can consent? Absolutely.
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  Wisdom 13? Absolutely.
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  Let's go. Does it speak a language?
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  Yes, it does. There you go.
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  I can consent. I just have to learn Yeti to
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  smash. No brainer, baby.
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  All right. Rule is pretty simple.
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  No influencing each other's decisions.
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  Asterisk. Unless it's funny, in which
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  case, fucking go for it. Rule #4, Assume that each
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  encounter is survivable. It doesn't really matter how,
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  just assume either you or it will stretch.
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  You're welcome. Understandable.
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  Are we also assuming that there's some sort of scenario
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  where the creature in question is as appealing and or
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  attractive to us as possible? Alright, Josh, let me let me
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  like picture real quick. Well, like when you.
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  Fall into the open sky, you land on the cloud.
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  All of a sudden a beautiful wisp of cloud wearing a bikini
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  strolls up, says hello. There, that's not.
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  But instead of instead of common, you all hear your like
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  that that that is not I was talking about.
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  Like if you say drow, you're assuming I'm assuming as a
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  straight man you mean hot lady drow.
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  That's what I'm and we safe to make that assumption.
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  Sure. And every scenario.
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  Cute boy Drow. Super hung.
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  Futinari drow. It's anything you want.
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  Futinari drow, Yeah. Oh my God.
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  I I I was assuming the same thing, you know?
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  OK, OK. Not that specifically what's?
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  On the image, we're not getting the ugly bastard Bastard.
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  That's what I'm trying to say, because if you go solely by the
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  art, some of them are like, I don't know about that one.
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  Gee, that's all my God and rule #5.
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  We're not doing duplicates, in which case I'm absolutely lying.
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  We're doing some duplicates. It kind of depends, like we're
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  not doing duplicates if it's young adult or ancient dragon,
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  but we are doing some duplicates for drought cuz they might.
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  Do different things. So we're doing our standards.
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  I like as a I like as a. Active school?
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  Yeah, pretty much. So We're not here for real
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  rules. We're here to smash or pass,
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  right? I guess if you're more true with
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  significant consent, it's probably going to be a smash,
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  Yeah. Then why are we even doing this?
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  Because there are two. Someone's going to say yes.
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  We know what Sam's answers are going to be.
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  We don't know what your answers or my answers or maths answers
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  or Maria's answers are going to be.
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  You're somehow different. It might be.
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  You know. No, you're not.
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  Listen, listen, listen. There are going to be some
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  fringe cases, all right. We're going to get to like,
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  animated. Someone's going to say no.
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  You don't know who that is. Yes or no, Correct.
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  But. Josh Depends on how creative
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  your your degenerate mind is. Really.
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  I'd fuck the animated armor. I'm sorry, I'm.
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  Not even like it, Sam. It's so early, it's fine.
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  Before, before we begin, you know what else we could smash?
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  Yeah, smash the follower subscribe button.
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  Whoever the fuck, you're listening God right now.
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  Also, viewer discretion. Advise we're not apologizing.
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  Here's the thing. Viewer discretion is literally
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  always advised with us. We're marked, explicit.
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  It's fine. It's true.
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  True. You can't never get monetized.
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  And if you're listening to this with your children, you've
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  already made a mistake. Yeah, seriously.
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  If you've made it to episode 69. Also, if you look at the title
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  and you actually, I don't like, I can't.
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  But you know what we need to do? We should do a named NPC.
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  Fuck Mary Kill. Oh my God.
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  Yes. Like from pure elements?
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  Stash that away for later, Yes, Just want to say that in my own
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  hand. No notable D&D characters meant.
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  Notable D, Okay, Matt, Fuck, Mary Kills as Tam, Vecna, and
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  God. Why'd you throw?
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  Fucking. In there Xanathar.
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  It's Xanathar. That's just.
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  Can I just can I just jump off? I'm great.
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  Sam's not the right trade of thought, though.
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  I'm definitely marrying Xanathar because that's gonna be a fun
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  time. Yes, mate.
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  Are you sure? Are you sure about that?
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  Yes, absolutely. Listen, if I die, it's fine.
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  Yeah, we had a great time getting that.
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  As long as you're good at swapping out that and swapping
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  out your fish. Yeah, it's all you gotta do,
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  Fish. I'm just gonna use this money to
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  swap out the goldfish. I don't even do it myself.
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  Exactly. It's like, no, no, Sir.
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  It's fun. We didn't get you a second
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  goldfish. We cast simulacrum on the
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  existing goldfish. Just be his wife and do his
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  accounting. It's not hard.
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  Yeah. Wait, what happens if he looks
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  at it with his anti magic eye though?
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  Will it like disintegrate the simulacrum?
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  Or like only if he turns the eye on they can turn the eye on and
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  off. I don't know what the fuck the
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  rules in simulacrum are, so maybe.
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  I don't think you can. I don't think it says it can be
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  dispelled. I think it just exists.
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  I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Fuck it. All right.
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  Anyways, no, it's still dispelled.
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  No, it's just going to turn into an ice cube.
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  We're like, Sir, you killed it. Oh God, just gaslight him into
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  thinking, yes, like sand of the heart.
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  Jesus. Well, now here's the thing,
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  right, here's the thing. Beholders are super paranoid, so
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  you could absolutely gaslight them.
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  That's true. Yeah.
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  Or even the best case scenario in the Water Deep Dragon Heights
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  book if you end up killing or like basically Santa finds out
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  you killed his pet goldfish. He just goes on a rampage in
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  Water Deep, just just tearing down buildings and shit.
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  They have to call the Gray hands.
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  It's a bad time. It's basically worst case
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  scenario in the adventure that does that sounds amazing.
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  Okay, gentlemen, are we ready to begin?
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  Yes. Also, we're going in
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  alphabetical order. Yes, we are going in
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  alphabetical order. We are going to try to get
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  through all of them. We feel like we're going to lose
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  it at about R and that's when we're going to have to make a
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  Part 2 to this, but. It's fine. 69 point 269.2, it's
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  fine. I mean, like some of them are
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  going to be a little quicker than others.
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  We'll see about that. Like, are we really getting
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  upset about smashing up Bandit? I mean, come on.
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  I mean, anything that's in there at humans, yes.
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  Also, Hooray checked off animated armor.
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  I just, my God, I just saw I already said my answer.
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  Yeah, he did already say the answer.
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  Jesus. All right.
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  Exhibit 1, Gentlemen. Yara Coco.
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  Easy person smash they have they have a it's a smash to.
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  To give some more information most people say they have a claw
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  acre. So like you know, I mean look
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  someone someone did say that they could just discharge sperm
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  and that if you wanted to really fuck with your DM you could ask
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  if you use as a range weapon. Listen I that's horrifying.
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  I don't want to. However, what I will say is the
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  art of the Eric cobra in 5E looks like a very distinguished
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  gentleman. So I'm into it.
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  Nice. Actually, if you look up the art
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  for the Tome of Tome of Annihilation, that one also
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  looks really cool. That being said, the more like
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  parent one the old erakokra art. Not so much.
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  There's a lot of old art that I go, no, I'm good, all right.
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  It just seems like you're pretty universal smash across the board
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  that the 2nd one's going to be a problem.
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  Yeah. OK, so exhibit 2.
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  Abileth. My fucking God.
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  No. And smashing.
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  What? Listen, you can get around the
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  teeth. It's fine.
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  I All right. So just so I can just because,
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  you know, the tentacles, yeah, it's like okay, yeah, it's like,
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  yeah, I'm into that tentacle stuff.
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  But like if you are, though, the tentacles will turn you into
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  goop and Jelly like no, no, no Sir.
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  They will simply make your skin completely transparent and then
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  you can never leave water. Also, Isaiah, let me tell you,
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  guaranteed survival. That's one of the rules.
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  True. True.
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  I. Yeah, you'll survive as a
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  fucking jellyfish like. Yeah, you know what, It was
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  worth it. Sir, I have no answer to you
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  #xray. All I'm saying is I may have to
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  say all I'm saying is I clicked yes while Matt was talking.
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  That's all I'm saying. I know I saw it first pass of
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  the game. I'm not surprised by this one.
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  Alright Exhibit 3. Abominable Yeti.
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  I feel like we all kind of answered it.
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  At least me and Sam did. I'm going to go with the 4th 3rd
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  smash. I'mma say no.
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  I'm gonna say no on the and I'll something uncomfortable about
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  the. Too much, too much hair, too
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  much claws. I just what them.
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  What them beat you? Though As a girl once once said,
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  I wish to eat, not flaws. Oh my.
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  Oh God. I mean, up next act like yeah,
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  like crazy dude slash smash. Yeah.
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  Is there art for it? No, it's it's it's generic human
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  do. It's a numb generic.
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  Human. Sure.
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  Generic. Human.
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  Yeah. Yeah, it's it is humanoid.
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  Yeah, yeah, it is a what's the word I'm looking for?
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  Genetically dark skinned individual with a bone mask?
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  No that's Oh yeah, yeah well yeah that's the one that gets.
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  That's the one that gets used. That's not like the official key
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  art for them. But yeah cuz they don't have you
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  know I just I see the mask and I think I'm an apex predator.
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  So I'm just, I'm just gonna have to do it.
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  And I I can't wait to see the the two lines that go down like
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  you just put in fucking C's and then fucking.
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  Pets Jesus. And then there's one the two
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  lines in the middle. Alright, this is Sandwich.
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  I can just guess. Math answer.
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  Adult Black Dragon. Alright, hold on.
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  Yeah, Brett, I need you to play Seto Kaiba theme song throughout
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  this whole next bit. Pram, pram, Pram.
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  Every dragon. Pram.
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  Yes, the blue Dracula. Every single one.
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  Even the. Dracula.
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  Well, Dracula isn't technically a dragon anymore, so all right,
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  all right, all right. I'm gonna just.
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  I'mma make this really easy. Chromatics.
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  All know I'll say yes to metallics.
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  I can't believe you would say this about all my evil boys.
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  And you see, that's the that's the problem.
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  Yeah. So yeah, understandable.
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  Understandable. When?
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  It's like a hate fuck. It's fine.
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  I'm not going to lie though. Well, maybe.
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  Maybe the hate fuck on the Red Dragon.
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  I mean, I see. I see.
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  That's a maybe. I'm not giving it from
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  everything but the Draculitch. I listen.
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  I definitely know all the Draculitch.
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  I have a. I like how Isaiah, you
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  specifically said Degree Dragon can fuck off.
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  I don't like green Dragons. I don't like them.
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  You're such an asshole. Maybe they should be less breed.
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  What is that being free? They are Green Racist over here.
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  Yeah, Yeah, you know, yeah, I am a green racist.
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  I am. I'm racist against Gorks.
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  No, wait, hold on. Not guys.
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  But he was. Raised as a good back?
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  Get him. Get him Jesus Christ, you know,
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  and we're actually. Officially cancelled Nice.
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  We did it. It only took 69 episodes.
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  God, I I think that this is the reason why we should have a
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  studio. It is so expressed studio
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  audience. Just get like a bunch of people
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  from like fucking vegetables and you're like Boo, tomato tomato.
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  Look, if dwarfing dad can shit on elves, I can shit on 40K
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  hordes. Yeah, but he's got a good
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  reason. He's abort, by the way, for
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  everyone who's listening. If you want to, you know look
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  along if you could pull up D&D Beyond or 5V tools, sort by
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  alphabetical or if you have a PDF that you.
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  Shouldn't have open up your mouse manual PDF.
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  Yeah, sure. We should probably also be
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  describing some of these, like I know we can just.
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  I guess, sorry, we can just include the link to 5V tools in
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  our description. Yeah, also just just for like
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  sake of remedy for like dracolitches skeletons.
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  It's a quote. What's it called?
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  Interspecies reviewers. Does it have a pussy?
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  No, It's a skeleton. Then No, you know.
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  I listen much. Man, that out here being
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  aggressively straight. Yeah.
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  So yeah, I mean so. It's a skeleton.
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  What am I supposed to do? Figure it out.
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  J D's A lentilman. I think it's pretty easy to say
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  based on the results. It's it's just a smash across
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  the board for the Dragons the with the the only of which is
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  yeah, Josh is not smashing the Chromatics, I'm not smashing the
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  Draculitch or the Green one. Nobody said, nobody said smash
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  the Draculous. Just so we're clear.
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  No one, yeah, no one said smash the dragon.
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  Yeah. So yeah.
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  Exhibit four or five, what I can count.
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  Exhibit 6A. Draculitch 4.
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  Plus, Josh, did you? Oh, never mind you didn't.
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  OK, Adult Brass dragon smashed across the board.
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  Adult bronze dragon smashed across the board.
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  So proud of you. Copper dragon once again smashed
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  across the board. Gold dragon.
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  This is heavily predicated on my assumption that they could turn
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  into humans. I'm just saying it is not for
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  me. Gold Dragon, you know, I like
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  Elizabeth. Facial hair.
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  I appreciate that. Smashed as well.
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  Green dragon. Matt said yes, and then Sam said
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  yes. And then that's unfortunate.
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  OK, shame me. That's all this is Matt.
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  Red Dragon. You're just big bullies.
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  We lost. We lost.
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  A member with Josh will not smash him for four.
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  They're the ones I got to slam you, you know, across the wall
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  and the best fucking hot. That's the globe of a
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  vulnerability first. It's really the bane.
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  I will break you. And you're like, yes, mom.
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  Oh, no. I guess I will break first your
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  spirit. Oh yeah, Buddy dancers both.
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  And me doing the Futurama side. The spirit is willing, but the
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  body is body is making. I say yeah, I told the dragon
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  full smashed across the board. An adult white dragon.
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  The Napoleons of the Dragons almost full smash, Josh
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  unfortunately abandoning us once again.
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  That's what I said. I know what I.
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  Said I said what I meant. Also, I'm going to just say Nah
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  on the next one. Easy.
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  Nah, they're elemental. What?
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  But. But but what about the
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  capability? Now you're making me insane.
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  No, I turned up like imagine imagined.
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  Like the the hand job. Alright, listen, just just take.
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  A time look at so many directions and twisting and so.
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  Much with their winged. Hands, Sam.
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  You know what? You might be on to something.
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  All right, fine, fine. I clicked the wrong voice.
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  It's all smashed across the bar. Let's go.
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  Fucking go. Oh my God.
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  Andrew Sphinx. I mean, no.
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  Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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  Yeah. I mean, yeah, let's think about
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  the psychic possibilities. The Psychic possibilities Andrew
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  Sphinks are very explicitly dudes, so.
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  Yeah. But Josh, what if you get the
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  cute femboy? And then was it Ghana speaks.
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  Are the females right? Andrew sphinks.
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  No, I still don't like Dick. Like I just went silent,
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  disappointed. So don't like that silence that
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  just happened. That's okay, Josh.
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  I'm with you. I don't want to smash.
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  I don't want to smash. Dude.
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  Lions, thank you. How much Lions burns?
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  Third time Magic Guy #17 Animated armor.
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  We've got we we had our answer. 10 minutes to go.
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  From Yeah, absolutely. Listen, listen, listen.
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  There's so much you can also do. So much.
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  They're customizable. No, they're customized.
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  True. Yes, they are.
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  Oh yeah, Maybe no. Oh.
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  No, I don't know about that one. Listen, they're also they look
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  at all the spikes on there like I'm in the danger place.
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  That's so they're very smart look.
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  It's an extra 3 grand matter. You just got to climb up inside
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  that motherfucker. And then what?
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  Who's getting any joy out of this?
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  Who's getting pleasure here? Like climbing in the armor?
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  You're just wearing armor. Yeah, you know, you climb in the
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  armor and then the armor. Does this work?
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  What are my hands doing without my control?
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  That's that's not that exciting. That's just wanking off while
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  you're drunk. I don't what's the success.
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  In armor, so you look. In armor.
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  I'm sorry. That's sweet, sweet latex coat
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  in armor. Yeah.
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  All right, up next, gentleman. Absolutely.
• 20:07
  No. Absolutely not.
• 20:09
  Nothing else. Big bug.
• 20:11
  Don't bug. Pass.
• 20:15
  This is the gentleman. This is gonna be my first
• 20:17
  genuine pass of the round. Yeah, absolutely.
• 20:20
  I don't like bugs. Also, you pass the Dracula.
• 20:22
  You fucking liar. And the green one is like an on
• 20:24
  principle one. If that's just on dead crease,
• 20:27
  you're not not very buckable. Yeah, yeah, I have.
• 20:33
  I have a lot of. Problems with this one?
• 20:34
  It's. Mostly just the acid spitting.
• 20:36
  Yeah, yeah, that's the giant Roach.
• 20:38
  Yeah, I'm good. Acid's a bit of a problem.
• 20:42
  Yeah, bites a giant hissing cockroach spitting acid at you.
• 20:45
  No, I'm good. Yeah.
• 20:47
  No, I. We call those L's.
• 20:50
  I don't know. Take those.
• 20:51
  I don't know how you would even figure it out.
• 20:52
  But either way though. Yeah, no.
• 20:56
  Up next we have the Arcaniloth, also known as the cute Fox
• 20:59
  Wizard. Demons.
• 21:00
  Yeah, dog man, Fox wizard. I'm in.
• 21:03
  Yeah. Smash.
• 21:05
  Smash Easy smash. I really like the delayed smash
• 21:10
  there mat. No, I was looking at the art.
• 21:12
  I have a different tab open. All right, now here's the thing.
• 21:16
  We have the arc made-up next and there's two schools of thought
• 21:20
  on one end pass because nerd and no stamina.
• 21:24
  The other fantastical magic powers.
• 21:28
  I'm going to say the fantastical magic powers outweigh for an
• 21:31
  easy smash. Absolutely Easy smash?
• 21:33
  Not even. Just that.
• 21:34
  But like, also like you, you see domination.
• 21:37
  Like, come on. True.
• 21:39
  True. What did the nerds?
• 21:40
  Do also both of you to assume I'm not into nerds?
• 21:44
  That's it. But there's like, there's the
• 21:46
  two kind of nerds, right? There's like the easy nerd,
• 21:49
  where it's like, ah, yeah, I play Final Fantasy 14, the
• 21:51
  critically acclaimed Arbor G, with the free level all the way
• 21:53
  up to Heaven's Word. And then there's the like, hey,
• 21:55
  do you want to watch all eight Star Trek movies?
• 21:57
  And you're like, OK, that's doable.
• 21:59
  Sounds a good, good time. And then you have the you want
• 22:01
  to see my trains? And then I go, it's pretty cool.
• 22:05
  I was going to say, yeah, I'll see the trains as.
• 22:07
  Long as we can the whole saying, yeah, we'll also just bang on
• 22:09
  the train tracks. Yes.
• 22:12
  You know, I just watch the Addams family and there's the
• 22:14
  whole bit where he gets free. When he really like tilts out,
• 22:16
  he starts playing with his train set and there's the bit where
• 22:19
  Pugs, he's like he's using the diesel.
• 22:21
  He fucking sets me off every time.
• 22:25
  It's so funny. I'm next.
• 22:31
  I mean, we have a guy that. Dude, mid number.
• 22:34
  I mean, here's the thing I'm going to say pass on assassin.
• 22:38
  Because I don't. I can't handle the emotional
• 22:41
  baggage there. I don't care.
• 22:43
  Emotional baggage. That's a lot to deal with.
• 22:46
  I I all right. So.
• 22:49
  So Josh is about Josh isn't thinking about the afterword.
• 22:51
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:53
  Yeah. I think I look, look, look,
• 22:56
  look. If they.
• 22:57
  I'm just saying this, you know, you don't have to stay around.
• 23:02
  You don't. I I also will feel some
• 23:04
  emotional baggage from being, you know, an accomplish within
• 23:07
  the proximity, Yeah. Listen, I'll just, I'll be the
• 23:10
  the stay at home dad while the the wife goes out, does her job.
• 23:15
  Some blood. Yeah, but listen, you know. $20
• 23:17
  is $20 drops or 100 gold for you know, just a king.
• 23:20
  Kill the king. You know it's fine.
• 23:21
  Don't worry. I I also have to say that
• 23:25
  assassins, especially if. If they're, you know.
• 23:29
  Women are generally depicted as the hottest.
• 23:31
  This is true. In the.
• 23:33
  Entirety of their series. This is true.
• 23:36
  The the real question, other than the emotional baggage, is
• 23:39
  can you deal with every time that that little voice in the
• 23:43
  back of your head saying, am I the scorer this time?
• 23:48
  Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean.
• 23:49
  There's too many, There's too much.
• 23:50
  That I die. Listen, by that point it's
• 23:52
  already too late, so you might as well just enjoy the time.
• 23:55
  You will be coming. At the same time.
• 23:58
  At least you can do exactly. The way it should be, yeah.
• 24:02
  That being said, Smash, I don't. I'm sorry, I don't have the
• 24:04
  rules. I just enforce them.
• 24:05
  Police for intent. Like an assassin?
• 24:07
  Do it. Trophy.
• 24:08
  Assassin wife, Let's go. Awaken.
• 24:10
  Shrub. No pass.
• 24:12
  Look. I.
• 24:13
  Like the? Evil Dead.
• 24:14
  But I don't want to reenact the Evil Dead.
• 24:16
  You know, it's a plan. It's a plan.
• 24:18
  Yeah. No, they don't have.
• 24:19
  They don't have vines. So no.
• 24:21
  Yeah. All right, Full pass.
• 24:23
  The waking tree I'm assuming also also.
• 24:26
  Yeah. Yeah, they're not.
• 24:28
  They're not like vine blights. They don't.
• 24:29
  They don't have a thing to actually do anything with.
• 24:32
  Yeah, Nah, couldn't do it now. Fiery Metal Dwarf.
• 24:37
  I I. OK, the Acer.
• 24:38
  I'm no, I'm just saying this would be a.
• 24:40
  Painful one might be a little tricky to figure out.
• 24:43
  Nah, just cast them out. Some elemental absorption.
• 24:46
  My my question here comes, are there lady acziers?
• 24:49
  No. No.
• 24:53
  No, it an easier resembles a male dwarf.
• 24:55
  It's in there. Yeah, okay.
• 25:01
  Nice abs, but I'm gonna say no. I'll satch.
• 24:59
  All right. Imagine the smell.
• 25:08
  Yeah, no. So I like Matt.
• 25:10
  It's the same saying imagine the smell, but immediately it is
• 25:13
  Smash. Seem to like to smell a lot.
• 25:20
  No, no, it's I'm. I'm debating now after I
• 25:24
  mentioned the smell. I mean, look, I'm, I'm going to
• 25:26
  go with the easy answer. There's a whole lot of
• 25:29
  aggression going on. And you know, sometimes I'm down
• 25:31
  for that, sometimes I'm not. So unfortunately, I'm just, I'm
• 25:34
  also going to have to hit a hard ass on this one.
• 25:38
  Yeah. No.
• 25:40
  Alrighty. Also, he's going to be screaming
• 25:44
  at me and Ignin. I don't know how to speak Ignin,
• 25:45
  so I'm not. I don't know what he's going to
• 25:47
  like. He's not going to care about
• 25:48
  what I like. I just, it's just going to be an
• 25:50
  aggressive time. Nobody knows how to speak Ignin.
• 25:52
  It's not a real language exactly.
• 25:54
  It's. Going to be that time though.
• 25:55
  You say that about them, Josh. Wow.
• 25:59
  Isn't if it? Isn't the rampant Genesis casual
• 26:03
  racism this episode? OK, then the actual episode we
• 26:08
  actually get pans. On.
• 26:10
  Jesus, Honestly, this is a good episode to go out on.
• 26:13
  I'm in America. That's that's fair.
• 26:14
  Yeah, we could just, we could stop here.
• 26:17
  Oh my God. We will never.
• 26:19
  Get all of this? To the episode 16 will never
• 26:21
  Because, all right, up next we have the Baylor and Easy Smash.
• 26:30
  You got chains and whips is on. So I'm saying, I'm on saying,
• 26:33
  yeah, but the whip is fire, yeah.
• 26:36
  But rules is written, you'll survive it.
• 26:42
  Yeah, Yeah, there's got to be. Some hot, kinky Baylor ladies
• 26:46
  out there? True.
• 26:48
  Wait, what's that? Oh, God, no.
• 26:50
  What's the pit fiend called to descent into Avernus Zario's
• 26:53
  personal pit fiend? She has the funny name.
• 26:58
  Oh. I don't remember.
• 27:00
  She it's like, it's like something dumb like Penelope.
• 27:03
  It's like, it's great. What the fuck?
• 27:04
  She real chunky, though? Yeah.
• 27:06
  Oh, she's. The albino one.
• 27:08
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 27:09
  I know what's her name, but. That's a Fowler or that's a pit
• 27:12
  fiend. The.
• 27:13
  Pit fiend. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:14
  OK. Oh no, I don't know.
• 27:19
  I gotta look it up now. That the I'd I'd have to.
• 27:20
  Pull up the book, damn it. It's it's when you first get
• 27:24
  into a furnace, right? It's like on the map too, like
• 27:28
  when you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:31
  Oh no. Is this a relevant digression?
• 27:35
  I feel like? It's I think, I think, well,
• 27:37
  remember, we gotta specify because demons are chaotic like
• 27:41
  beasts, and then devils are the ones that you might be able to
• 27:44
  reason with for a bark. So I'm just gonna probably say
• 27:46
  no pass on the ballot. I don't.
• 27:52
  Know, Matt, you sound a little weak.
• 27:57
  Listen, you're going to survive the encounter.
• 27:58
  It's fine, Lucille. Is that it?
• 28:01
  Yes, it might be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:06
  Shrug. Yes, this.
• 28:06
  Is something to Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:08
  A Vertis. Sorry.
• 28:11
  L personal on this it feed. Yeah.
• 28:16
  No. Because I want to know her name.
• 28:18
  Yeah. Lucille.
• 28:19
  All right. Well.
• 28:22
  Kind of a weird name. For example.
• 28:23
  But it's fine. Yeah.
• 28:24
  It's like, what? What is your demonic name?
• 28:27
  Lucille. Just look a whole me in the eye
• 28:30
  and go Lucy. Yeah, or Lucy for short.
• 28:35
  Okay, What are you good at? Punches.
• 28:38
  Head off, Shoulders up. Next Bandit, you know.
• 28:46
  I'm just going to say Smash then.
• 28:48
  I mean, yeah, Smash is. Yeah.
• 28:49
  I mean, yeah. I have no more.
• 28:52
  Bandit Captain to Yeah, you know, the bandit captain got
• 28:55
  some nasty teeth, but as long as we're not facing the same
• 28:57
  direction, I think we're good. All right.
• 29:01
  Also, we got an eye patch. Eye patch?
• 29:02
  Sexy. Yeah.
• 29:06
  Banshee. You know what?
• 29:07
  Hard. Yes.
• 29:09
  Yeah. Hard.
• 29:09
  Yes. Oh look gentlemen all I'm saying
• 29:11
  noise cancelling headphones problem solves itself.
• 29:13
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Figure it out.
• 29:15
  It's. All I don't know, I don't know
• 29:16
  if noise cancelling headphones go around, you know, fucking
• 29:19
  psychic screaming. But you know, that's fine.
• 29:22
  Look at that, look at that. Look at that.
• 29:24
  Look at that crazy ass she got going on.
• 29:25
  She definitely into some wild and shit.
• 29:29
  That banshee art, you know, usually, you know, fucking
• 29:34
  elves, but. Yeah, that's, yeah.
• 29:38
  Makes it better. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:47
  It's just that's amazing. Barb devil.
• 29:51
  Barb devil. Nah.
• 29:52
  Pass too many spikes. I just can't.
• 29:55
  Yeah. Too many spikes.
• 29:56
  Yeah, no, I'm going to look. Just getting fucking pork to
• 29:58
  find quills out of my ass every 5 minutes now.
• 30:01
  They're just kind of grody looking.
• 30:03
  They are. Yeah, they are kind of grody
• 30:05
  looking. Yeah.
• 30:07
  Fucking pass across the board. Look like, Yeah.
• 30:10
  Now full pass. Bulgara.
• 30:13
  Also, no, it's just a monkey. Good.
• 30:16
  Monkey. It's just monkey.
• 30:20
  What the hands do, though? True big hands.
• 30:23
  Hear me out. Though we do have precedent for
• 30:26
  Bulgaras turning into big, burly men.
• 30:31
  Oh, they can shape chain. Actually, no.
• 30:33
  Can they? Yes.
• 30:35
  They are disguised self. Yeah, that's fine.
• 30:38
  We'll go with it. Just bunky.
• 30:45
  I think I'm gonna say no. Damn the base.
• 30:48
  This guy, this guy itself doesn't care.
• 30:50
  And they can summon a friend. Like, come on, they can't.
• 30:57
  Summon a phrase. True baby.
• 31:00
  Pay us a list, I mean. Blind.
• 31:04
  Blind you can blindfold like I mean.
• 31:07
  It's. Just a lizard.
• 31:09
  But here's the this is the same issue.
• 31:11
  This is the same issue with the with the the barbed devil,
• 31:13
  right? Like, you know, the the
• 31:15
  blindfolds. It's fun, but it's ultimately an
• 31:17
  inconvenience and it's spiky on top of that.
• 31:19
  So you don't know how you're going to get pinched or not.
• 31:21
  I'm going to say pass. You're the devil, not Pass.
• 31:29
  What? It does not say that they are
• 31:32
  specifically men. I'm saying, yeah, but I'll say.
• 31:35
  Smash on the bearded devil. Interesting.
• 31:37
  Interesting. Yeah.
• 31:39
  I don't know. They're kind of fugly.
• 31:40
  I don't think I could do it. They they look clear.
• 31:43
  Older editions. I I hate the like purple skin,
• 31:46
  green fucking beard, like it. It's so weird.
• 31:49
  Look, there's variation amongst demons like there's variation
• 31:52
  amongst people, so you can find. That so I think that could
• 31:54
  probably be some some some sexy lady beard.
• 31:56
  Devil skin tone, Sir. It's the face.
• 32:00
  Again. Let's put this way.
• 32:04
  I don't want someone leaning over me and then the drape of
• 32:07
  spiky tenderils. That's.
• 32:10
  Spiky. Is true.
• 32:13
  Yeah, now that's makes you a little little tingling, you
• 32:17
  know, Who knows what that poison can do?
• 32:19
  That's. True.
• 32:20
  I'm going to say pass. I think there's there's options
• 32:23
  here, Smash, yes. Next we have the Baheer.
• 32:30
  And you know, I'm just gonna say easy, easy smash, easy.
• 32:34
  See it's weird cuz I said smash to the Dragons.
• 32:36
  But this one I'm like well the baheer is more monstrous than
• 32:42
  like Dragons. Like you can have a conversation
• 32:44
  with This has got 7 intelligence.
• 32:46
  It's a big aminal. It's also an aminal slide about.
• 32:49
  14 with them. But but it's also consent.
• 32:52
  The Baheer kind of slides feature conic.
• 32:54
  It looks like an eel. So I'm gonna say panic.
• 32:57
  That's what makes, you know, this slime makes it better,
• 32:59
  yeah. Look.
• 33:01
  Yeah, we all see monster musime. We know what the lobby is like.
• 33:04
  It's just that with a little little little little ZAP equal
• 33:07
  tingle. Tingle.
• 33:10
  And they also have swallows. So, like, if you're into boar.
• 33:14
  I mean, that's true if you're into boar, you know?
• 33:17
  Yeah, but it's like lightning boar.
• 33:18
  Like, look at its mouth, like it's fucking.
• 33:20
  Do you want to be tased and bored at the same time?
• 33:22
  Yeah, you get to you get to have one really good ejaculation
• 33:26
  before you go. Can't argue.
• 33:32
  With that logic, God, it's. True, it's not, you know, Vor.
• 33:39
  Not it. For me, chief, it's one of the
• 33:40
  few genuine, not its. But I you know, I respect my man
• 33:44
  skills, but. The beholder.
• 33:49
  I will make it clear I am not into war.
• 33:51
  I just. I, you know, look, I'm going to
• 33:55
  say pass on this one on the beholder.
• 33:59
  Understand. Understand.
• 33:59
  Please, gentlemen, please. I just can't deal with the
• 34:02
  narcissism. I just.
• 34:04
  Nah, Smash. Everything's going to be about
• 34:05
  him. I just can't do it.
• 34:07
  I just can't do it. Nah, I say Smash because they're
• 34:09
  it's going to be wacky woohoo time no matter what happens.
• 34:13
  Sir. Look, here's the thing, right?
• 34:15
  Enter my mind palace, please, Isaiah, like you said, with the
• 34:17
  assassin, you don't got to stick around, I said.
• 34:21
  Here's the problem. It's going to be about the
• 34:22
  beholder the whole time. Before, during, after.
• 34:26
  I'm never going to be free of the nagging.
• 34:27
  And now that's OK. I could do it that for a little
• 34:30
  bit. Interesting time, obviously.
• 34:34
  The beholder zombie, you know, Hard pass, hard pass, hard pass.
• 34:39
  Berserker. Bigly.
• 34:41
  Absolutely bigly. My own big lady.
• 34:44
  Yes, by Shnu Shnu. Have you guys seen the fucking
• 34:49
  Berserk blooper reel? No, no.
• 34:54
  Please, everyone listening, watch the fucking 90s Berserk
• 34:59
  blooper reel. It is one of the funniest things
• 35:02
  you will ever see. And it's just a bit where it's
• 35:05
  guts and Kaska embracing the voice actor for guts.
• 35:09
  It's like, do you want to make fuck to a Berserker?
• 35:17
  It goes on for like 45 seconds. It's so uncomfortable.
• 35:23
  But now I'm thinking about it and the answer is, I would like
• 35:26
  to make fun to a perspective. The answer is yes, Hard space.
• 35:30
  Yes, like a whole good Kilgore. You know, I'm like, I'm not
• 35:33
  saying anything about Michelle Rodriguez.
• 35:34
  She's a very attractive woman. But the answer is an immediate
• 35:37
  yes. It's not even a question.
• 35:39
  Yeah, no, it's not even a question.
• 35:40
  I would pay her to destroy him. Here's.
• 35:42
  The thing I. Say you're shit out of luck.
• 35:43
  In that regard, cuz Holga very specifically likes Herman's
• 35:46
  short. True.
• 35:47
  I am a short kid. She likes her tiny.
• 35:51
  Volts maybe? Matt I I.
• 35:55
  Listen, I know that you're like 3 foot two, but I think she
• 35:58
  likes them a little bit shorter. I can, I can.
• 36:01
  I can kneel down. I squat.
• 36:04
  People get the surgery to extend their legs match.
• 36:06
  Because the eye was just offing. To the fucking king of the hill
• 36:09
  thing and just like sew the bottom of my feet.
• 36:12
  Oh my God. To my fucking.
• 36:12
  Also, I like how I like how Sam just keeps making Matt shorter.
• 36:18
  Makes much shorter. Have you seen the image next to
• 36:21
  him, next to Iron Mouth? It's like 4 foot she's.
• 36:23
  She's only like 5. Yeah, she's like 5-10.
• 36:25
  I'm fucking like doing the. Tile 1 foot on her.
• 36:31
  Oh my God. Oh yeah, long Sir.
• 36:35
  Sure, I want to get choke slammed by all.
• 36:37
  Yeah. Understandable What she does to
• 36:39
  that random night when she gets her acts just over the air and
• 36:43
  right down out of the concrete. I want that to be me.
• 36:45
  We. In wrestling terms, we call that
• 36:47
  choke slam, he just said. Yeah.
• 36:52
  God damn alright I said he are bad.
• 36:54
  He literally just said choke slam.
• 36:56
  It's just fucking listen. Jesus Christ.
• 36:58
  No. Black pudding, No.
• 37:01
  All right, listen, listen. Listen, Listen, Listen.
• 37:04
  Listen. The only.
• 37:05
  Problem. With the black pudding is that
• 37:07
  it's corrosive. Yeah.
• 37:08
  It's fucking crazy survived. So like I I have to ask, am I
• 37:14
  will? Survive.
• 37:16
  Like that's the thing. Am I?
• 37:18
  Am I forever in your survived But you're scarred survived so
• 37:22
  or am I just a little scarred so I'm going to put on my well,
• 37:27
  actually glasses and. I'm.
• 37:29
  I'm a connoisseur of the Mr. Rex videos and he said that the the
• 37:32
  black pudding actually only has one part of its body that's
• 37:35
  corrosive and that's technically its mouth.
• 37:36
  So I will smash, Ladies and gentlemen.
• 37:38
  Oh, OK, yeah. Sorry Mr. Rex for implicating
• 37:41
  you. And who's play is fun?
• 37:45
  I don't know what. To say absolutely you can play a
• 37:47
  Slime girl or Slime boy now or slime day them dusty,
• 37:50
  absolutely. They're called Plas boy.
• 37:52
  It's. Respect on them.
• 37:54
  What's that Plas Dusy dude? I'm so sorry I.
• 38:03
  I I. Yeah, this is.
• 38:05
  Just a fucking dog. Yeah, Blink Dog.
• 38:07
  Yeah, Blink Dog. Why is this Blink Dog?
• 38:10
  Because it's a fake and I couldn't like, I think I can
• 38:13
  like, not account for Blink Dog specifically, but I just assumed
• 38:17
  we'd all get there and have a moral confidence.
• 38:19
  Yeah. No, no, no, no.
• 38:22
  No. And you know.
• 38:23
  We're saying no to Blink Dog, but I'm saying yes.
• 38:25
  It's a big frog blue slack smash.
• 38:30
  Hold on. I need to look at a blue sloth
• 38:31
  and get. Hmm.
• 38:32
  Oh, blue. Slaughter.
• 38:33
  Giant jacked. There.
• 38:35
  Fucking yes. Right.
• 38:37
  Yeah. No.
• 38:38
  Yeah, I'm saying yes. The big frog.
• 38:39
  Think about it. Think about it.
• 38:41
  Big frog. Big glorious blonde hair.
• 38:46
  Maybe a little lipstick. Smash.
• 38:48
  Maybe a little lipstick? See, my only thing is I know I
• 38:51
  survive after this, but eventually the fucking sample.
• 38:54
  The tadpool's going to get me. Probably.
• 38:57
  I might just get to enjoying your sloth brothers.
• 39:01
  Yeah. Look, look, tadpool ain't
• 39:02
  nothing. It ain't nothing.
• 39:04
  What does it take to get it removed like a fucking a Resta?
• 39:08
  Yeah, that one you can go. Like a Resta maybe?
• 39:12
  Is it great arresta? I think it's greater, but that
• 39:13
  doesn't. That's some point.
• 39:15
  Look, Matt, right. What are you saying?
• 39:17
  I'm smashing. All right, all right, we're all
• 39:19
  smashed on the slot. Oh no.
• 39:21
  It's just a disease. It doesn't require any resto.
• 39:23
  You just like a pallet and walks up and slaps you on the ass with
• 39:26
  some feel good juice and you're good.
• 39:28
  Well, it's both. It can be eggs or infecting them
• 39:31
  with the disease. You know what, like a pallet And
• 39:37
  clearing his rogue friends, bar friends Case of the clap.
• 39:39
  I will do it. Bone devil.
• 39:43
  I mean again. Spiky problems.
• 39:45
  No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:47
  Too many spikes, too many. Pass on the bone, Devil.
• 39:51
  Fucking waking. Waking on the Nails.
• 39:54
  Put a bone, not a that. No, I didn't.
• 39:56
  Put the bone not a in, because actually I could have just not
• 40:00
  put the. You know what, it's a little
• 40:01
  late. I'm just going to delete the
• 40:02
  blink dog. It's just not going to exist
• 40:05
  anymore. That being said, the bone, not a
• 40:09
  wait we're on. We're.
• 40:10
  On what? We're not even on Bone.
• 40:11
  Not a what? I know, I know.
• 40:15
  Not even put it on there because.
• 40:16
  Oh, good that I boned. OK, I abstained.
• 40:19
  Kellyman's the only reason why I didn't count the bone devil is
• 40:21
  because it's not actually made of bones.
• 40:23
  It just looks like it is. Also, the bone dog is a snake.
• 40:25
  Like, yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
• 40:28
  That being said, Bug Bear smash smash.
• 40:31
  So you're you're smashing Chewbacca, yeah.
• 40:33
  Yeah, I would smash Chewbacca. OK, but what about?
• 40:39
  The bugbear I mean also me dog. Also, Smash, you look a little
• 40:43
  different. He's not as cute looking, but
• 40:45
  you know what? I can go for it.
• 40:47
  But bullet? No, that's it's it's a land
• 40:53
  shark. Here's the thing.
• 40:55
  Land shark. Surfboard.
• 40:56
  Look, I I love bullets. They're my favorite monster.
• 40:59
  But they got into Wiz 10. No language.
• 41:01
  Nope. Can't do it.
• 41:03
  No consent. And say what you will about us,
• 41:07
  ladies and gentlemen, Rep degenerates, casually racist but
• 41:12
  we believe in consent. But consent?
• 41:14
  You know what? That's what really matters.
• 41:16
  We're trying. And that's why.
• 41:18
  Bully Wok smash. Bully Wok.
• 41:20
  Instant smash. Not even close, this slime.
• 41:23
  Yeah, yeah. Look, he's just a little frog
• 41:26
  guy. He's just, yeah, just a little,
• 41:29
  just angry frog people. Why did you?
• 41:31
  Leave Carrion crawler in here. I get in here and I feel like
• 41:36
  maybe someone was in the bugs. I'm not.
• 41:39
  I'm into bug girls, not bugs. I can tailor this list to my
• 41:44
  fetishes. There's over here.
• 41:46
  Like I can only go so far. Have you guys seen older edition
• 41:49
  caring Crawlers? No, they're horrifying.
• 41:51
  Oh my God, they they are horrifying.
• 41:55
  I feel like I need to look. Not even HP Lovecraft could get
• 41:59
  a stiffy to these things. Yeah, come on.
• 42:01
  This is Oh yeah all the edition Karen Crawlers look so different
• 42:05
  and way. More horrifying how can?
• 42:08
  You share because I got Tentacle and sharp teeth it.
• 42:11
  Just looks like a. Marlboro You know it.
• 42:13
  Does kind of look like a Marlboro And then five.
• 42:15
  He's like, let's let's make it more bug and less fucking
• 42:19
  horrifying. Can we talk about the two E
• 42:20
  ones? Just like a funny little
• 42:22
  centipede guy? Yeah.
• 42:24
  What's funny, dude? I haven't seen that one.
• 42:26
  Good. But also the the 3rd edition one
• 42:28
  looks like. Hold on, I need to post this one
• 42:30
  too, because this man's definitely look at it like hey.
• 42:33
  Guys, how you doing? What's up?
• 42:39
  Huh. Yeah.
• 42:40
  Everyone looks like so I'd invite him to a party.
• 42:42
  We'd have a good time. All right.
• 42:47
  So Cambian, though, not only am I going to say smash for
• 42:52
  Cambian, I'm smashing the default art, yeah.
• 42:56
  Oh yes, Sir. She's mad.
• 42:58
  She going to break my nose. She's angry.
• 43:00
  She's angry and jacked. Let's go.
• 43:03
  I'm going to say did you have a good time?
• 43:05
  And she's going to knock me the. Fuck out and it's.
• 43:08
  Going to all be worth it. You know what, Absolutely, if
• 43:12
  anything, you know, can we get like.
• 43:14
  Brett, give us like a fucking air horn for a super smashedly
• 43:21
  carrying crawler. Yeah, I mean, it seems like a
• 43:22
  pretty universal pass. No, absolutely not.
• 43:26
  All right, Centaur. I can't have some questions
• 43:28
  about the Centaur. Which?
• 43:29
  Which? Lady centaurs now.
• 43:31
  Where Where is it? Where?
• 43:33
  What part of my? Is it like a lot?
• 43:35
  No, Sam, Sam, this isn't a reverse Centaur.
• 43:37
  You know, we were talking about when we say regular Centaur.
• 43:40
  Because, all right, listen. Back up.
• 43:42
  Back up. Back up.
• 43:43
  Because Lamia, they have, they have parts that you could
• 43:47
  actually have fun. With and it's.
• 43:50
  Usually located around the part where a human would have them.
• 43:54
  Does the Centaur have both or does it have one?
• 43:58
  It's just usually the one, the horse one usually.
• 44:04
  Jesus. Yeah, Fucking smash.
• 44:05
  Sir. It's got hands in the mouth.
• 44:07
  Really, Josh? Yeah.
• 44:08
  Wow. I'm actually surprised.
• 44:10
  Look, I'm not saying Centuria is my favorite character in
• 44:12
  Monsoon. Musa may, but Sam talked me into
• 44:15
  it. Man ashc Centuria for the win.
• 44:19
  That is a note. That is going to be a note for
• 44:21
  me, dawg. Big sash chain devil.
• 44:23
  I mean, I'm going to smash chains and whips.
• 44:25
  Excite me. Yeah.
• 44:26
  Gentleman Gentleman. I just feel like timing with the
• 44:29
  chain beat me up. I guess call me dirty thing.
• 44:34
  The chasm, the casm. Yeah.
• 44:36
  This is not the kind of bug girl I want.
• 44:38
  No the. CASM is a no.
• 44:39
  The CASM. I'm more likely to shove the
• 44:42
  CASM in a locker than I am to invited to a nice dinner and
• 44:46
  smash. So yeah, no.
• 44:47
  He passed upon nerd. The Camaro though.
• 44:51
  No. Also no.
• 44:52
  Can't consent? No, it can't.
• 44:54
  No. Yeah, it's Adam.
• 44:58
  It's. It's whiz 3.
• 44:59
  Sorry. It's int 3.
• 45:01
  That's kind of where my issue lies.
• 45:03
  The guy can send. Yeah.
• 45:04
  It's also just a lion. A lion.
• 45:07
  Go Dragon. Yeah, but like, the main bits
• 45:09
  are lying. Yeah, you know, the dragon.
• 45:11
  The dragon would tip me a little bit.
• 45:13
  But you know, we're we're putting 2 kilograms to 10
• 45:16
  kilograms. It's not shifting that in any
• 45:18
  direction. Yeah.
• 45:21
  Also ask the true don't eat. Yeah, look.
• 45:25
  And not, not the right monster. I would try to lull it into a
• 45:30
  false sense of security and hit that bitch with a fireball.
• 45:34
  Why? Because I want fucking lobster
• 45:35
  for dinner. Yeah.
• 45:37
  Yeah. I'd be more inclined to eat it.
• 45:39
  Yeah. Yes.
• 45:42
  You know what's fucked is that they can they can.
• 45:43
  They understand deep speech. So if you murder them for food,
• 45:46
  they will know. They'll know what you're doing.
• 45:49
  Yeah, they see that butter pull up and they're like, fuck, they
• 45:52
  can't talk back. They're like dogs.
• 45:53
  They can't talk back. But they know it again.
• 45:55
  How many times are they going to go through it, Matt?
• 45:58
  They just keep getting fucking resurrection.
• 46:01
  What's that new anime coming out?
• 46:02
  Like dungeon cuisine? Yeah.
• 46:05
  That's basically that clay golem.
• 46:09
  Absolutely. I'm gonna say.
• 46:11
  It in my. Own image.
• 46:11
  Hold on, Hold on. Hold on, Hold on, hold on.
• 46:13
  I must say, smashed on the clay golem on the stipulation that I
• 46:16
  can hypothetically make the clay golem look like whatever I want.
• 46:19
  Yeah, yeah, remember we said that we're gonna be a lady.
• 46:21
  Clay. Clay, Gold.
• 46:22
  That's all like, massive big booba dommy mommy.
• 46:24
  Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, you can change it as
• 46:26
  many times as you want. Exactly.
• 46:27
  Like, you know. It's not stuck as one thing,
• 46:29
  yeah. Mmhmm.
• 46:31
  And when Clay Goldman, you can change the face.
• 46:33
  It can be anything you want, Anyone you want.
• 46:37
  No, I didn't. No, no.
• 46:41
  All right. So Cloaker though.
• 46:43
  And listen it. It can speak, it speaks, It does
• 46:47
  speak. Deep speech.
• 46:47
  I think I can't. They are intelligent.
• 46:50
  They can consent. I.
• 46:51
  That. Big That big face angry thing,
• 46:54
  right? Now no face.
• 46:56
  It's really the face that does it for me.
• 46:57
  Look, you know I want a hug as I'm doing The Dirty, so I'm
• 47:01
  going to say smash God. Oh.
• 47:04
  That's the right kind of hug. No, right.
• 47:07
  Look, it's a little hug. It's a little suffocation.
• 47:09
  It's all dead. Yeah.
• 47:10
  I mean, a little. I mean, all right, if you're
• 47:11
  into that. Yeah, but.
• 47:13
  It's like it also literally has an ability called moan.
• 47:15
  Like how am I going to say pasta that?
• 47:19
  Does does imagining the the really scuff like the the the
• 47:22
  audio file it's like? Oh God no.
• 47:27
  The. Only thing I think of is the
• 47:29
  fucking Emperor text. Speech where he's like.
• 47:32
  What is? He's like a rogal.
• 47:34
  What? It's the fucking skeleton.
• 47:36
  He's. Like you might not be aware, but
• 47:40
  I am a skeleton. So I just think of the fucking
• 47:44
  skeleton. Yeah.
• 47:47
  Cloaker. Smash.
• 47:48
  Cloud Giant. I mean, Cloud Giant.
• 47:49
  I don't know how, but we'll figure it out.
• 47:51
  Big space. We'll figure it out.
• 47:52
  Yeah. We'll get to survive.
• 47:53
  It's fun. Yeah, docketry.
• 47:55
  No chicken. No chicken petrifying chicken.
• 47:59
  No, it's also spiky. Commoner, though.
• 48:03
  Commoner. Yes, Commoner.
• 48:05
  Smash. As a commenter myself, as a
• 48:08
  commenter, as someone with student loans, Smash Kawato.
• 48:16
  Kawato's I think Smash. I think Smash, yeah, you know, I
• 48:19
  said. Smash the Dragon.
• 48:20
  It's intelligent. It can speak to me.
• 48:23
  It can also teach me trigonometry, yeah?
• 48:25
  Yeah. It can also change into humanoid
• 48:26
  trigonometer. Yeah, the Teen fucking
• 48:28
  Intelligence 20 wisdom, yeah. It can.
• 48:30
  It can change shape. So we're good?
• 48:31
  We're good. Can we just remove undead from
• 48:34
  this list? Why?
• 48:35
  You don't want a handy from the Crawling Claw.
• 48:37
  I know I say no corpses, but the Crawling Claw?
• 48:40
  I feel like we might have to make.
• 48:46
  An exception to me come up, I think there's an adventure where
• 48:48
  it's crawling feet too, so if you're into that, you know.
• 48:51
  Crawling. I'm going to say smash on the
• 48:54
  crawling claw. I'm going to say Smash as well.
• 48:56
  Yeah, same. Cult.
• 48:59
  The first one that I'm the only one that said.
• 49:01
  That I I I can fix. Listen to that shit.
• 49:07
  I can fix her, yeah, I can fix him.
• 49:09
  Sledger slash. That the cult test as well,
• 49:11
  yeah. Yeah, and then cultist.
• 49:13
  Yeah, that's same, Same. Yeah.
• 49:15
  It's Okay. It's Cyclops, yeah.
• 49:17
  No. Yeah, no, no.
• 49:19
  On the Cyclops big. No, on the big, I mean it's it's
• 49:22
  a giant. So yes, but then the one big I
• 49:24
  is. Yeah, no, the one I think weirds
• 49:26
  me out too much. I can't do it.
• 49:27
  OK, Sam. Sam, think about it this way.
• 49:29
  Think about it this way, Sam. Or depth perception.
• 49:34
  I'm in the world. I listen.
• 49:35
  I can be the one in control. It's fun.
• 49:38
  Well, you know how. Are you sure?
• 49:39
  About that this is, this is this is that issue, right.
• 49:41
  When you get someone who's really an experience, then you
• 49:43
  got to, like, walk them through the thing, and then you kind of
• 49:45
  lose the mood because you feel like you're being a teacher, not
• 49:47
  a lover. I am.
• 49:48
  And I'm a pass. I'm sorry.
• 49:51
  Not even the one I think. Because I've also seen the one I
• 49:54
  girl in Monster Moose made absolute smash.
• 49:56
  But like, no, not this. Not like this.
• 50:00
  No, not like this. I made-up for my 1:00.
• 50:02
  Not doing it. Easy smash.
• 50:03
  Yeah, easy smash. Not even close.
• 50:06
  Hardly. They love riches.
• 50:07
  They hardly can be. Do you want?
• 50:09
  Do you want to fuck on a pile of gems?
• 50:11
  Yes. Yes, you made of rocket air.
• 50:13
  Literally a physical conundrum. Not even, not not even.
• 50:16
  Not even the time. Absolute fashion.
• 50:20
  OK, dark mantle. No, absolutely not.
• 50:21
  Pass hard. Pass.
• 50:24
  It don't speak. It got into.
• 50:26
  It's also like an octopus. It's a flying octopus.
• 50:30
  Not fine. Because if a crack, if a crack
• 50:32
  in that 20 intelligence would be all over a baby, all right?
• 50:36
  Death dog? I mean, also, no, no, it's.
• 50:39
  Literally 2 heads. It's double the No, it's double
• 50:43
  the death dog, yeah. I.
• 50:46
  Didn't even. I don't even recognize this
• 50:48
  monster. Period.
• 50:49
  What a dork. The Death Dog.
• 50:51
  Yeah, it's kind of a goob. Now it says Death night, but we
• 50:55
  all know what actually means. Lord Soath.
• 50:56
  And death, Mommy. Yeah, yeah.
• 50:59
  Smash. Smash.
• 51:00
  Yeah, smash. Yeah, I could smash.
• 51:01
  Death Mommy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:05
  Death slot. Ah, the death slaughter.
• 51:09
  A bit much. There are too many spikes.
• 51:11
  They are spiked. They're more spiky than the blue
• 51:14
  slide. They're also.
• 51:15
  And their skin, yeah, and their skin is more dry.
• 51:18
  It looks like And crusty, yeah. That's what you're there for.
• 51:23
  I'm sorry so much I can do. Yeah, I can't moisturize that
• 51:27
  much. I'm gonna say pass on.
• 51:28
  Spirit is willing but the. Body is weak.
• 51:34
  Here's the thing, yeah. They have the control gem.
• 51:38
  Yeah. No, gentlemen, I know that
• 51:40
  sounds bad. Don't all the slots have the
• 51:43
  control gem though? Yes.
• 51:44
  Yes, I would not smash. Look, I do need somebody to do
• 51:49
  my laundry, so I probably just get, I just don't really fold
• 51:54
  like I'll do the laundry. I just don't want to fold it.
• 51:56
  So I'll get him to do it. Well, actually.
• 51:58
  Wait, it. Also, it can polymorph into a
• 52:00
  Small or Medium creature, so, you know, actually you have
• 52:01
  fucking Spanish. Yeah, I'm not.
• 52:02
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:04
  I just. No, you can't change.
• 52:07
  Never mind. I won't make you do the laundry.
• 52:08
  So you're just gonna be like, put the bag back on and?
• 52:10
  Just like that's Siren. I mean also Nah.
• 52:15
  Also pass it's. It's.
• 52:17
  Just another undead behind loading Yeah, yeah, they're from
• 52:20
  less flesh. Yeah, but also still, Screech is
• 52:22
  actually like an asshole. So yeah, no, I'm.
• 52:24
  I'm out. Deep gnome.
• 52:27
  Deep gnome. Short snack.
• 52:28
  Let's go, Big smash. Yeah, big.
• 52:30
  Smash. Not even a question about it.
• 52:33
  I love gnomes. Gnomes are great.
• 52:34
  You can fucking Demi lish. I mean it's.
• 52:39
  The same problem with the Death Tyrant.
• 52:41
  It's just the skull. Yeah, but.
• 52:43
  But but Demi Litch, it's magical powers.
• 52:46
  Yeah, but I'm not here to literally skull fuck something.
• 52:50
  Through. But there's no.
• 52:52
  Fucking great Ono Ho spells so like.
• 52:55
  Also it has the How make Chan. Okay.
• 52:57
  I guess it made Chan but rose but.
• 53:02
  Yeah. Oh, that's even worse.
• 53:04
  No spells, it just has the whole like once it howls from all the
• 53:08
  sacks you guys have, it just drops to zero.
• 53:10
  You just drop the 0HP. Ask yourself this question
• 53:13
  ironically. Ask yourself this question.
• 53:15
  Could you smash Skeletor? Skeletor Skeleton face, Yeah,
• 53:20
  no. No, no, he.
• 53:21
  Just had his face mail. Deal with Skeletor's voice?
• 53:25
  Yeah, probably. Absolutely.
• 53:26
  I mean, yeah, it's Skeletor, yeah.
• 53:28
  I know he doesn't love his voice, Yeah.
• 53:31
  Look, I love Skelters voice as well, but I don't love it like
• 53:33
  that. I don't think I could do it,
• 53:35
  Devo. You know, gentlemen, it might be
• 53:39
  the less Angel, It's the pale Angel peoples.
• 53:42
  But sugar, we're going down swinging.
• 53:43
  So I'm going to say Smash, yeah, I don't.
• 53:48
  Displace your beast. No.
• 53:50
  Displace your beast, but it's basically just a fucking Kitty
• 53:52
  weapon. Yeah, Kitty weapons.
• 53:54
  No. Like I get the tentacles but
• 53:55
  also spiky tentacles. Yeah, you know, it's a it's got
• 53:57
  six legs. That's six times the pass for
• 53:59
  me. Yeah, I'm doing, yeah, No Genie,
• 54:02
  though. Yes, Genie.
• 54:04
  Yeah. Smash, yeah.
• 54:07
  You know what? I want him to show me how to use
• 54:08
  a sword in both ways. So smash.
• 54:12
  Nopplegate, bro. Listen, they can oh, you make a
• 54:17
  smash. This is what I would smash the
• 54:19
  shit out of myself to see what it was like.
• 54:22
  Smash. I don't even think I'm that good
• 54:25
  looking but you. You have come on.
• 54:27
  Right as as a monkey brain male for most of us, you can't tell
• 54:32
  me that you have it at the very least been like, what would that
• 54:35
  be like, right. I can't be the only one I.
• 54:41
  Know. I mean, it can be anybody,
• 54:44
  literally including. You.
• 54:45
  Especially you. Especially you.
• 54:47
  Yeah, and it reads your thoughts.
• 54:50
  Oh, that makes it even better because it can change in
• 54:52
  anything. It's just you.
• 54:54
  But like, it's just you, but if you were like an Adonis.
• 54:57
  It's a sexier. Version of.
• 55:00
  Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not even the
• 55:02
  question smash Dragon Turtle. It's just a fucking turtle.
• 55:06
  Yeah. It's yeah, it's weird because I
• 55:08
  said yes to all the Dragons, but like this one, for some reason
• 55:10
  it's it's a no, it's. A turtle?
• 55:12
  Yeah, it's more turtles. You know what?
• 55:13
  It's gonna make that a horrible turtle sex sound.
• 55:16
  But like, bass boosted. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be very
• 55:20
  loud. Nob Good.
• 55:22
  So dredge What? Nah, I don't think this smells
• 55:26
  like hell. What the fuck?
• 55:27
  I did smell. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 55:29
  The fuck is wrong? No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 55:32
  No, no, no, I Sam, I I already see what you answered, Dreider.
• 55:36
  Parts. Yes, Smash.
• 55:37
  Smash. Smash.
• 55:38
  Easy Smash. Smash easy question easy.
• 55:40
  This is this is my strider girl. Drow druid dryad durgar all
• 55:46
  smash the DS smash smash smash drone dryad smash duergard I I
• 55:52
  will stick my face in the duergard grundle Smash yeah ohh
• 55:56
  wait duo drone ohh ah no no other dual drone thank you yeah
• 56:01
  no no all the D basically we were doing good.
• 56:04
  It's a perfect little gentleman, but.
• 56:06
  No, negative, Sir. That's a negative ghostwriter.
• 56:09
  So again, go. Go back, listen to the dry
• 56:11
  episode if you haven't for me, yes.
• 56:14
  To all the D, yes, to all the D's until you get to duo drove
• 56:17
  there. That it?
• 56:18
  Yeah. So it's just the method.
• 56:20
  Sam. Sam you were in the military so
• 56:22
  you know what this is like having a crawl through the pit
• 56:26
  and then workout. I don't want sand in my
• 56:28
  everything so I'm just gonna say no on the best.
• 56:33
  That being said, in Earth Elemental.
• 56:36
  It's kind of like the clay golem, you know, like he has an
• 56:42
  intelligence of five and has a language.
• 56:44
  So he could. I just like I want to say pass
• 56:47
  or, but because I just don't even know how that way, I can't
• 56:50
  even say how. That's weird.
• 56:51
  What do you think? Like the Clay golem.
• 56:53
  Seems doable. Much more dual the the the
• 56:56
  Genie, the the the Dow. Seems doable.
• 56:59
  This is like the one where it's like, I don't think this is
• 57:02
  good. This is just like, you know,
• 57:04
  stabbing my just. Condition immunity.
• 57:06
  Exhausted wall. God damn it.
• 57:10
  So a free D dough. No, look, I'm just, look, I'm
• 57:13
  just saying, equip your earth elemental with any tools at your
• 57:15
  disposal and just go to town. It's never going to get tired,
• 57:19
  OK, So I'm smashing the. Earth Elemental.
• 57:21
  I don't want to. I also smashed the hood, my
• 57:23
  sands also smashing their. Actual a free D though.
• 57:25
  Easy smash, easy smash. And then I want to steal his
• 57:28
  plate mail so I can go swimming in lava.
• 57:30
  Nah, it's a skin. Yeah, it's still skin to make.
• 57:33
  Imperial. That's right.
• 57:34
  Give me your skin. Give me your.
• 57:39
  Skin Empyrean. Also easy smash imperial.
• 57:42
  I like we we might have to understand that man.
• 57:45
  The Fano situation. But I'll take it willingly.
• 57:47
  Aaron is also smash. Aaron is yeah, just think,
• 57:51
  ladies, listeners. Just think Meg from Fucking
• 57:53
  Haiti's instant smash, but in plate armor and with a win in
• 57:57
  plate armor. Yeah, with a whip.
• 57:59
  Better cap, Hard pass, hard pass, Yeah, big pass.
• 58:01
  What big pass? What even is like?
• 58:04
  What is better cap the back of a dross?
• 58:07
  It's crazy. But they're just goofy goobers,
• 58:11
  and I don't like them. They're like from the Fay while
• 58:14
  too what do you fuck? Yeah, they're they're weird
• 58:16
  little fuckers, Eton. No, pass.
• 58:20
  I don't want to hear the arguing.
• 58:21
  I just don't want to be a part of it.
• 58:22
  They're two head though, like. I mean, they can.
• 58:25
  Can they be ladies? Yes, probably.
• 58:28
  But I don't. Want to see some?
• 58:29
  I've seen some pretty bodacious etting women, so I just don't
• 58:33
  want the. Back and forth from the two
• 58:35
  heads. I'm good.
• 58:35
  I don't want the nagging from both directions.
• 58:38
  Passing. Mmhmm.
• 58:39
  Fairy dragon fairy Dragons. Fairy Dragons.
• 58:41
  You got to you got 2 chants. Yeah, fire elementals.
• 58:46
  That's all. That's a very.
• 58:47
  Spicy Danger Zone. I don't.
• 58:48
  Know. Wait, Matt, did you say Smash or
• 58:50
  Pass the Fairy Dragon? Oh yeah.
• 58:52
  It's a smash, OK? Across the board Smash.
• 58:55
  OK, you know it's a dragon. Forever you cross the board,
• 58:58
  Smash. We just like, it's gonna get
• 59:00
  really bad for people because we agree on a lot of things, but
• 59:03
  it's just gonna be like Brett do, like the the grunt birthday
• 59:07
  party like. Yeah.
• 59:08
  In the background, every time we all agree, I like, hey, he's
• 59:11
  gonna kill us this episode, he's.
• 59:12
  Definitely not gonna do any of this.
• 59:13
  He's not gonna do any of this. Brett, please.
• 59:15
  I will actually pay you for this.
• 59:16
  I don't care. I mean.
• 59:19
  I will actually slip you some dough, some fucking, some dash,
• 59:22
  and the three digits for this. OK, you heard it here first.
• 59:25
  Spokes. Brett's actually getting paid.
• 59:28
  We can discuss that later. Fire elemental, I mean.
• 59:35
  So here's the thing in my brain, I think.
• 59:37
  Like Efret from Final Fantasy? It's it's kind.
• 59:40
  Of the same thing with the, you know, the the Air Elemental.
• 59:43
  It's just hot now they they have these in Skyrim actually smash.
• 59:46
  OK, nevermind. Yeah, I'm going to say smash the
• 59:48
  fire elements. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:50
  Fire Giant? Oh wait, man.
• 59:52
  You're talking about the, like, weird, sexy fire ladies in
• 59:54
  Skyrim, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:57
  Yeah, have you? Ever wanted to smash Gandandorf?
• 1:00:00
  Because I do. Yeah, you can't.
• 1:00:03
  Fire Gandandorf What? You kind of the art kind of
• 1:00:05
  looks like Gandadorf. That's just the snake, fire
• 1:00:10
  snake, Snake. Yeah, it's.
• 1:00:12
  Just. The No, not the gentle judo.
• 1:00:14
  That's enough for me. Dog skull.
• 1:00:16
  Flame skull. Look.
• 1:00:17
  No. It's not Skeletor.
• 1:00:18
  It's just going to be Ghost Rider.
• 1:00:19
  And you know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of gravel in that
• 1:00:22
  voice. I don't.
• 1:00:23
  I don't think I could do it. I don't think I'm gonna do it.
• 1:00:25
  Hey man, Flash Skullum I. It's it's it's the undead.
• 1:00:31
  It's just I deserve love. I think so.
• 1:00:35
  He. Does, but I'm not another
• 1:00:37
  another flesh column, though I don't know about another.
• 1:00:39
  Person I'm gonna say I'm gonna say yes on flesh goal and
• 1:00:41
  predicated on the same idea of Clay Gulm as you can do whatever
• 1:00:44
  you want with them and make them how you want.
• 1:00:46
  Yeah, but there's a lot. There's a lot.
• 1:00:48
  Of ethical concerns with that. Yeah, we're not here.
• 1:00:51
  We're not here for ethical concerns.
• 1:00:52
  I'm, I I don't know. The ethical part is it's not the
• 1:00:58
  ethical. It's just different bits and
• 1:01:00
  bobs. It's kind of they saw Smash.
• 1:01:02
  I don't. That's right, I said.
• 1:01:04
  I will say smash on the predication that I can get it to
• 1:01:07
  look like universal monsters. Frankenstein with the big
• 1:01:09
  forehead. Exactly like I want to smash and
• 1:01:15
  then smoke some snow bees with him like he did in the movie.
• 1:01:17
  Yeah. A plumph.
• 1:01:20
  I mean, hard pass, yeah, I mean, it's not the cool, but.
• 1:01:23
  It can't speak. You do telepathy, but it can't
• 1:01:26
  speak. Plumps are way too innocent.
• 1:01:29
  You can't the child to show them all.
• 1:01:32
  I didn't hear any of that. Hello.
• 1:01:34
  Look. They have telepathy in 14,
• 1:01:38
  absolutely. I.
• 1:01:41
  I'm too innocent. I can't do it.
• 1:01:43
  Please tell me you didn't have them.
• 1:01:44
  You left a flying fucking sword in What is wrong with you?
• 1:01:47
  Look. You don't know what that handle
• 1:01:50
  looks like, brah. I'm going to say yes on the off
• 1:01:53
  chance the handles good. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:55
  No. Yeah, fine.
• 1:01:57
  Source mash. Yeah, shake my God damn head.
• 1:01:59
  Hard pass, Hard pass for you. Really, magically turned ugly on
• 1:02:04
  purpose. I look, I like 300.
• 1:02:06
  I like an FERD's. But I'm not down with the
• 1:02:09
  hunchback, you know? I'm saying I just can't do it.
• 1:02:11
  I just can't do it. Literally cursed by the elves.
• 1:02:12
  Like fuck. This guy.
• 1:02:15
  Like, fuck these guys in particular.
• 1:02:18
  Yeah, they're pretty grody. Frost, shine the frost, shine
• 1:02:20
  ladies. Just a mash frost, ladies, yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Yeah. I listen, I I've looked at the
• 1:02:25
  storm Kings, Thunder. They have some pot frost shines
• 1:02:28
  and that. They do.
• 1:02:29
  They do the with the quintessent, the gollabdoor.
• 1:02:36
  I mean, it's like the earth elemental.
• 1:02:38
  It's the earth elemental, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:41
  He is smarter so he can take some things better.
• 1:02:44
  But he does look a little numpy. So yeah, no, they look a little
• 1:02:47
  weird. I I do love creatures that have
• 1:02:50
  massive fucking under bites, though I don't know why.
• 1:02:52
  You're so fucking I, Who's? Kyle.
• 1:02:53
  Call it a smash. But he does.
• 1:02:56
  Look a little. Lobsided calling it a smash on
• 1:03:00
  the Gale of Derbra. Yeah, I will.
• 1:03:03
  I'll do it. Say gargoyle.
• 1:03:05
  Same thing. Yeah.
• 1:03:06
  All right, here's the I'm going to say yes to Gargoyle, and it's
• 1:03:09
  all disgustful. Yeah, look at your Just give me
• 1:03:13
  Goliath. Yeah, Just or or Dimona.
• 1:03:15
  Yeah, I was going to say. Give it to me.
• 1:03:18
  If we're going in that way, then OK.
• 1:03:21
  Wait, wait. Hold on.
• 1:03:21
  Is it? Brooklyn.
• 1:03:23
  That's the sassy old man. Or is it Bronx?
• 1:03:25
  That's the set. Which one is the dog?
• 1:03:27
  There's no to that one. Whatever is it, The Bronx is the
• 1:03:30
  dog. Brooklyn is the dog.
• 1:03:32
  OK, Brooklyn, I want some wisdom while he's giving me the Smash.
• 1:03:37
  Yes, across the board on Gargoyle.
• 1:03:39
  Gas for I I know, I say This is God.
• 1:03:42
  I've never seen this art. What the?
• 1:03:44
  Yeah, no, no, no. I couldn't do it.
• 1:03:47
  That being said, your Latin is fucking cute.
• 1:03:49
  Baby smash. Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  I think Smash, yes. I just keep you.
• 1:03:54
  It's gonna be the shit. It's gonna be the shot from
• 1:03:57
  fucking the D&D movie where they just jump in and they're in free
• 1:04:01
  flow. Yeah, but you just like, yeah,
• 1:04:03
  you just imagine, you just keep putting your Dick in over and
• 1:04:06
  over in different areas, making the latinous cube into like into
• 1:04:10
  like Swiss cheese, cheese that. Made them.
• 1:04:14
  So much less sexy. I don't.
• 1:04:18
  Was this a Swiss cheese? You.
• 1:04:20
  I don't think we were in the realm of sexy here, so gassed
• 1:04:23
  look no what what that tongue do but.
• 1:04:26
  No. It's a dead person, so I'm.
• 1:04:27
  I'm gonna say no. She speaks like a bad man.
• 1:04:30
  What that tongue do though? However a ghost though goes.
• 1:04:33
  That's a nice close gentleman ghost smash.
• 1:04:36
  Easy smash. Such an easy smash.
• 1:04:39
  No, no, it's. The same problem that.
• 1:04:42
  It's the corpse and more the fact that it eats me.
• 1:04:45
  So no, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say nod.
• 1:04:46
  No, I'm gonna say jibbering mouther.
• 1:04:50
  All right, so the giver. But this one, it's gonna skip to
• 1:04:53
  the gift but like sharp teeth and eyes and it makes you dumb.
• 1:04:57
  Look, I like Cronenberg, but I don't like Cronenberg that much,
• 1:05:00
  so I'm not gonna say past, all right?
• 1:05:02
  But yeah, all right, what? What?
• 1:05:04
  Yeah, OK. All right.
• 1:05:06
  With gift Yankee, I don't want to hear you.
• 1:05:08
  Well, hold on. I was gut originally.
• 1:05:11
  Based on the gift Yankee art in the in the books I would say no.
• 1:05:17
  However, like the game Ballers Game 3.
• 1:05:21
  Yeah. Is changing my opinions.
• 1:05:24
  So smash. I mean on all for the GIF, we're
• 1:05:28
  just gonna hit the smash. Get the Yankee night.
• 1:05:30
  Get the Yankee warrior, get the Yankee monk, get or sorry gets
• 1:05:33
  the rye monk. And get gets the rise there all
• 1:05:35
  smash. Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Look, look, we're at. We're about halfway through G
• 1:05:40
  We're making good progress. They do.
• 1:05:42
  Yeah, I mean, some of these are kind of like repeats, you know,
• 1:05:45
  like the whole drought section. True.
• 1:05:47
  True. And also, fuck you, Bulger
• 1:05:50
  skate. So.
• 1:05:52
  The Globber Zoo? No.
• 1:05:54
  Listen, if it's OK for drought, no.
• 1:05:56
  OK, not the fucking hell no. You know what?
• 1:05:58
  You're right. Smash Globber Zoo.
• 1:06:00
  You're going to all. Yep.
• 1:06:02
  If it's OK for drought, listen, I'm going to pass.
• 1:06:07
  Why? Look at that face.
• 1:06:09
  Look at the the well A the face B spike C claw like fucking
• 1:06:13
  lobster claws. Yeah, but he's got, he's got
• 1:06:15
  regular arms. He's got two regular arms and
• 1:06:17
  fucking chicken feet. What is wrong with you?
• 1:06:19
  Ah, chicken. Feet's hot.
• 1:06:20
  Nothing wrong with the chicken feet.
• 1:06:22
  The underdog is a very dark place.
• 1:06:24
  I don't have to look at the chicken feet.
• 1:06:26
  That's true. I like Zara.
• 1:06:27
  It's. I'm still passing off, yeah.
• 1:06:32
  I mean, once again, I the whole good killer Gore.
• 1:06:36
  I'm just. Yeah, yeah, aggressively look at
• 1:06:40
  the muscular woman. Just going to scroll past the
• 1:06:43
  knolls. Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  I'm going to say no on all the Knolls because.
• 1:06:46
  Even. Even.
• 1:06:47
  Lady knows, Yeah. Lady knows.
• 1:06:48
  Got the penis thing. I'm good.
• 1:06:50
  Nah, yeah, I'm sorry. I just smashed, smashed,
• 1:06:53
  smashed. The.
• 1:06:54
  Absolutely. I love Knowles and.
• 1:06:57
  I like hyena people, and it's the wrong kind of Knowles for
• 1:07:01
  being Knowles. No big pass.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah. Big pass star I got look I got
• 1:07:08
  it Bliss. Big space yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Big space oh thanks D&D subreddit.
• 1:07:16
  Yes, absolutely. Thanks D&D subreddit, I
• 1:07:18
  appreciate you Goblin and goblin boss.
• 1:07:21
  Big Smash, Oh. Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  So Gorgon, it's a so it's an Aminon, it's the It's the ball.
• 1:07:29
  Gorgon, it's the ball. Gorgon it's a metal.
• 1:07:32
  No, it's not even Pass, pass. Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  It's not. Pass.
• 1:07:35
  Yeah, hard pass. The Garistro, my boy yank also
• 1:07:40
  pass. Yeah, I know.
• 1:07:41
  Back to the same problem as the Yeti.
• 1:07:44
  It's flossing Smash Wait, the flosins.
• 1:07:52
  It's, it's. I said I was fine with all.
• 1:07:53
  No, Josh. Oh.
• 1:07:55
  True. I feel like bug bears just have
• 1:07:57
  more opportunities. I don't know.
• 1:07:59
  I mean, they do got so. They won't learn.
• 1:08:01
  Likely to just fucking murder you, yeah.
• 1:08:03
  They're also less likely to attack you violently.
• 1:08:05
  So. So OK, here's the thing.
• 1:08:06
  Grey ooze right now. Yeah, it's made of like
• 1:08:09
  metallicy bits as it corrodes metal.
• 1:08:13
  So I I'm going to say no, because it could be a psychic
• 1:08:17
  graze which has intelligence and can psychically mind break you,
• 1:08:23
  man, you. Know what?
• 1:08:25
  You just heard me. Yeah, my God.
• 1:08:29
  Oh my God, I'm surrounded by Yeah, I'm surrounded by animals.
• 1:08:33
  Jesus. Next we have the Gray slot.
• 1:08:39
  I mean, well, we said yes to every other slot.
• 1:08:42
  Look at that awardwinning smile. How could you say Gray slot
• 1:08:46
  looks cool naked? They can shape change too.
• 1:08:48
  So he's got, he's got. I love the armpit wings.
• 1:08:51
  Reminds me of my favorite version of the Spiderman
• 1:08:53
  costume. Absolutely.
• 1:08:54
  Thank you, Sir. Yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Allen, fuck you. I like those.
• 1:08:57
  Also, I said no to Black Slot I'm realizing but whatever black
• 1:09:01
  slot. Yes, slot, yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Something about it so green, Black shots like.
• 1:09:06
  Hear that thing? Listen, listen.
• 1:09:09
  She got, she got magic. She can do cool things.
• 1:09:11
  Like. Yeah, yes.
• 1:09:12
  It also turn sexy just saying, yeah, yeah, she's also.
• 1:09:15
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not.
• 1:09:19
  I'm not close to anything. I don't have morals.
• 1:09:22
  Except for the Except for the grill.
• 1:09:24
  That's just a beak with the brain.
• 1:09:25
  Yeah, Or brain with the beak, but green.
• 1:09:27
  Slot I'm cool with green slot. Look, I love street bike Tommy
• 1:09:31
  and the Wiggly boys. But I I could yeah no pass on
• 1:09:33
  grill. Pass on grill.
• 1:09:35
  Yeah, yeah. And the.
• 1:09:36
  Brick also pass also yeah no no. No, that's that's but grick
• 1:09:40
  alpha though. Grick is worse.
• 1:09:42
  Yeah, yeah. No, it's aminal.
• 1:09:46
  It's too aminal. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Oh. My God, it's it's a bird horse.
• 1:09:58
  I look, I am. It's a bird line bird.
• 1:10:06
  Because it has two intelligence. Mine.
• 1:10:01
  Sorry. They they have two intelligence.
• 1:10:03
  I'm going to say no. Oh my God.
• 1:10:09
  But that is a majestic creature. How?
• 1:10:12
  Long is some. I can't believe you've done
• 1:10:15
  this. Listen, there, there have been
• 1:10:17
  some. Things that I have seen in my
• 1:10:19
  life that oh, that's the grim walk.
• 1:10:24
  Look, I'm sorry. No big.
• 1:10:25
  Pass. Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Big pass. So nasty looking.
• 1:10:28
  Yeah. That work I like.
• 1:10:29
  I like your hard worker. Yeah, appreciate that.
• 1:10:32
  Yeah, the hard worker. You know what?
• 1:10:35
  We're out. We're good.
• 1:10:36
  I I sorry. I just looked at the Guardian
• 1:10:39
  not a. Art of what?
• 1:10:40
  The actual. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Yeah. No, no.
• 1:10:45
  Snake Smash Because I just want to tell the story.
• 1:10:49
  I just want to. I just want everybody to know.
• 1:10:51
  I'll take I'm. I'm about to I'm.
• 1:10:52
  On a fence because it's like Big Snake is like it's Long Dragon.
• 1:10:56
  It's you know what? Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  It's it's it's face is goofy. It's the lack of lips.
• 1:11:04
  Yeah, it's got a goofy face, yeah.
• 1:11:07
  That's fine, though. I'm OK.
• 1:11:10
  I'm all right. Easy.
• 1:11:12
  But I don't smash. But I'll take the gun as thanks.
• 1:11:15
  Yeah. I'm yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:18
  And we've all we've. All seen that?
• 1:11:20
  It's got 18 fucking intelligence, don't you tell me.
• 1:11:22
  Shit, we've all seen that one. They've got 3 fucking Phd's.
• 1:11:26
  I don't even have 10. Brilliant.
• 1:11:30
  They do. They do the Art Lady.
• 1:11:32
  Oh. My problem with the oh brillian
• 1:11:34
  is those that the art that mutton chops really kill me.
• 1:11:38
  Yeah, and look, I well, yeah, they're they can be ladies.
• 1:11:43
  I'm just. I guess.
• 1:11:44
  I guess Smash. Look it's it's not going to be a
• 1:11:48
  good one but I'll I'll yeah, I'll take with the team.
• 1:11:50
  Half dragon veteran, half dragon red.
• 1:11:52
  An absolute smash. Not even the question Half
• 1:11:55
  Dragon if I got my Smash. Harvey, smash.
• 1:11:58
  Yeah, we all watched you here. I want to smash harpey big
• 1:12:01
  smash. It's a no, but like, it's on
• 1:12:04
  fire. No, no, it's.
• 1:12:06
  Dog. It's a no that's on fire or not.
• 1:12:08
  Dog it's not. Oh yeah, no dog.
• 1:12:10
  Helsberg No. Look, I said yes to Animated
• 1:12:12
  Armor. I have to be consistent.
• 1:12:14
  Nope, Hezra. In fact, there's there's more
• 1:12:17
  going on with the Helms. Hard.
• 1:12:19
  There's GATS in there, too, Hezra.
• 1:12:21
  Here's the thing. No, it's just the spots.
• 1:12:24
  Too much spikes and it has a stench ability like it does.
• 1:12:28
  It's the stench and it's the warts.
• 1:12:30
  I don't want warts of the things.
• 1:12:31
  You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 1:12:33
  No. He'll giant, He'll giant smash.
• 1:12:36
  All right. Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  But no, she's Oh no, sorry. No, he'll giants.
• 1:12:41
  No he'll. Giants.
• 1:12:42
  No, He'll so sorry. They're the one you ever see.
• 1:12:44
  Jackets. They're the ones.
• 1:12:44
  That are just yeah, yeah I forgot you ever see jackets too
• 1:12:48
  where like we man gets buried in the like 500 pound lady that's
• 1:12:50
  basically that. Yeah, I haven't took a Griff.
• 1:12:56
  I have no two animals. Again, it's.
• 1:12:58
  The same thing as the fucking ass.
• 1:13:00
  Hobgoblin. You're fantastic glorious
• 1:13:02
  Carolina board. Ohh that's hippo Griff.
• 1:13:04
  Hobgoblin, hobgoblin hobgoblin captain, hobgoblin warlock.
• 1:13:08
  Warlock, warlord, all sports warlord.
• 1:13:11
  That could be a warlock too. A monkey You can look however
• 1:13:14
  you want cannon. And also, yeah, that's people.
• 1:13:17
  Always with you and has 10 tails.
• 1:13:19
  But a homunculus is like a slave.
• 1:13:21
  It's also like tiny. It's like not even like short
• 1:13:25
  stack. It's like.
• 1:13:27
  I know we don't. We don't use the S word here.
• 1:13:30
  And also like, it doesn't really have its own free will.
• 1:13:32
  It's just sort of a thing that does things that you tell us.
• 1:13:34
  Exactly. That's the problem.
• 1:13:35
  I don't like it not having its own free will pass.
• 1:13:37
  What's the difference between that?
• 1:13:38
  An animated sword. The sword doesn't have
• 1:13:41
  intelligence. You.
• 1:13:42
  Can't and like it. Doesn't have free will.
• 1:13:43
  Also, it's a sword. You animals.
• 1:13:46
  That's fine and but you've never used the toy before.
• 1:13:50
  Yeah, exactly. Not one, but the sword.
• 1:13:53
  The sword doesn't. The problem is the homunculus is
• 1:13:55
  like self aware the sword is not.
• 1:13:58
  That the homunculus has 10 intelligence.
• 1:14:00
  It's self aware it can consent but it can't because it's
• 1:14:05
  designed, it's built to listen to whatever you tell it to do.
• 1:14:08
  So it can't consent cuz I will tell it to make its own
• 1:14:11
  decision. I don't think that works.
• 1:14:15
  Just say don't our test. Exactly.
• 1:14:19
  I'm just gonna move past the ethics on that one.
• 1:14:22
  Exactly. They're just gonna the car.
• 1:14:23
  Absolutely not these things with dumb as fuck.
• 1:14:27
  I hate them. I hate them so much.
• 1:14:29
  It might not destroy one monster from the Monster Manual.
• 1:14:31
  It would be the hooked. Or have you seen the Boulders
• 1:14:34
  Gate 3 version of these? Those they actually make them
• 1:14:36
  look like the cooler, horrifying and cool.
• 1:14:39
  I got the picture right now. Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  I don't know if I can believe you, Chief.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah, hold on, hold on. Yeah, no tort.
• 1:14:52
  Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
• 1:14:54
  Not even close. I'll take a horn double though.
• 1:14:56
  Horn double yes. Horn.
• 1:14:57
  Devil smash. Is that one of the sexy ones?
• 1:14:58
  Yes, it is. Yeah, look at that Fucking six
• 1:15:01
  pack. Absolute smash.
• 1:15:02
  Hydra hydrant. So yeah.
• 1:15:06
  Hydrant got a lot of heads, but it's got 2 inch.
• 1:15:09
  So I look we have but listen, listen it's got 2 inch per head.
• 1:15:12
  So that adds up to. Is that how it works?
• 1:15:17
  I don't think. That's how that works, Sam.
• 1:15:19
  I'll be. Honest wait the.
• 1:15:20
  Hooker does actually kind of look cool in all this day.
• 1:15:23
  It's also it has tons of so actually in the game on its
• 1:15:27
  back, it has a bunch of glowing mushrooms and shit too.
• 1:15:30
  Damn it, I hate that. That looks kind of cool,
• 1:15:32
  actually. Yeah, they make it.
• 1:15:34
  Look, cooler skin come. Beginning of August, August 3rd.
• 1:15:38
  Motherfucker. Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  So I'm going, fortunately, I'm going to say no to the high that
• 1:15:42
  was October, August. That game does not exist for me
• 1:15:46
  until it's on release. So that's the saying, Yeah,
• 1:15:48
  doesn't. It comes out August 3rd.
• 1:15:52
  I could have sworn it was October.
• 1:15:54
  No, it's never been October. It was August 30th, no before.
• 1:15:58
  Matt, you're thinking of when they released the fucking Early
• 1:16:02
  Access for it. That's October maybe.
• 1:16:04
  OK, because. If you look at the Steam page
• 1:16:07
  and any of the action, like the initial release date, it's
• 1:16:10
  October 6th. Excuse me.
• 1:16:11
  OK, 2020, my bad, my bad. Ice devil it.
• 1:16:15
  Was three years ago. Ice devil, I'm going to say.
• 1:16:19
  Tentative smash. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 1:16:22
  They're all bug people, no matter what male, female or
• 1:16:26
  anything in between. There might be some I am, I am
• 1:16:29
  into. I am the bug Girls.
• 1:16:31
  Yeah, I may. So maybe I will also declare.
• 1:16:34
  Tentative smash. Tentative smash.
• 1:16:35
  I can. If only there.
• 1:16:38
  Is a check mark. Yeah, yeah, I have to check,
• 1:16:40
  Sam. What's who's, who's the V tuber?
• 1:16:41
  The juniper, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:44
  OK. If there's ice.
• 1:16:45
  They're like 17th model today. Nice.
• 1:16:48
  Last week. For shit ice method look, I like
• 1:16:51
  the look look the nose is attempting, but the yeah, that's
• 1:16:57
  cold. That's cold.
• 1:16:59
  I'll do my coldness like now I'm good Imps.
• 1:17:01
  Imp smash Smash. Yeah, it's just basically a
• 1:17:06
  living tank incubus. Incubus.
• 1:17:07
  Not even close. Smash.
• 1:17:09
  I'm going to say pass as a straight man.
• 1:17:12
  But y'all do you Intellect of our here's the thing, an Incubus
• 1:17:17
  can be a succubis. They're sort of just the same
• 1:17:19
  thing. No, no.
• 1:17:21
  Well, there's a. Separately says it's a dupe.
• 1:17:24
  Yeah, I mean, what they do have their own, they do have their
• 1:17:26
  own stats. They're the same stats, but they
• 1:17:28
  just. The names are different in some
• 1:17:30
  look, in some mythologies, an incubus and a succubus, they're
• 1:17:33
  just the same thing. They don't have to go.
• 1:17:34
  They just get a G&D Isaiah. Yeah, we.
• 1:17:37
  Don't know that they don't do that.
• 1:17:38
  We don't know that we do. We do.
• 1:17:40
  We do know. We don't do Loris.
• 1:17:41
  Sorry, the Carfax. All right, I'm going, I'm going
• 1:17:43
  all the way down to the bottom. I'm just going to click sucking
• 1:17:45
  this. From my side, is an absolute.
• 1:17:47
  Fucking. No.
• 1:17:48
  Yeah, I think you know what? Into like the powers pass across
• 1:17:51
  the board. I feel the easy one.
• 1:17:52
  No, I like to read and I'd like to write.
• 1:17:54
  I would like to read after the invisible stalker.
• 1:17:56
  Not even a question Smash. No, no, no, no.
• 1:17:58
  Absolutely so Invisible stalker. It's like the Air Elemental, but
• 1:18:02
  it actually will kill you. That's the only difference.
• 1:18:04
  No, but you survive. Yeah, True.
• 1:18:08
  Sure, say on the Academy that you will survive.
• 1:18:11
  No, I think pass. Listen, you you, you won't see
• 1:18:13
  it. It's like giving yourself a
• 1:18:14
  stranger, like you're not giving it to yourself.
• 1:18:19
  It's like, it's like the movie it follows, except it's not
• 1:18:21
  going to try to kill you. You know, I'm going to, I'm
• 1:18:24
  going to pass on that. Iron.
• 1:18:25
  Gold. Now you know.
• 1:18:26
  What? I'm actually Invisible Stalker
• 1:18:29
  Smash. Nice.
• 1:18:31
  Nice. Nice iron gold, Iron gold is.
• 1:18:34
  Smash. But it's it's Animated Armor
• 1:18:36
  thing all over again. It's customizable.
• 1:18:40
  Big difference. And it's not just a suit of
• 1:18:42
  armor. It's like a creature.
• 1:18:44
  It's a thing. It's a way that's alive.
• 1:18:46
  So jackalware, I like look. I like hyenas.
• 1:18:50
  Listen, listen, listen. My only my only problem with
• 1:18:55
  jackalwares is that they were original Jackal, originally
• 1:18:58
  jackals. And then they became.
• 1:19:00
  They came with. Their people.
• 1:19:02
  They're people now. Smash or he's good with smash.
• 1:19:04
  Josh is like the people now. That's all that matters.
• 1:19:07
  Maybe. Ohh shit.
• 1:19:09
  Twitch. They're intelligent enough, they
• 1:19:10
  can speak. It's fun.
• 1:19:11
  Look, if it's good enough for Zero and fucking Dragon Guard 3,
• 1:19:14
  it's good enough for me. Understandable.
• 1:19:17
  Anyway. Thank you.
• 1:19:19
  Thank you. Yeah, Smash.
• 1:19:20
  Yeah. Eric Hooker, but.
• 1:19:22
  You know. Look, Nightwings, I look, I'll
• 1:19:25
  be for night. Absolute smash.
• 1:19:28
  Yeah. Cold.
• 1:19:31
  Smash, baby. Cracking.
• 1:19:34
  Yes, yeah, it's just too. It's too much too too.
• 1:19:38
  Big. I'm good.
• 1:19:42
  Oh my. OK.
• 1:19:44
  Every cracking looks different, Canonically true.
• 1:19:46
  This is true. All right.
• 1:19:48
  I'm going to say no to all the Kuwatawas because I feel like
• 1:19:52
  they're too innocent. Yeah, innocent.
• 1:19:55
  I can't do it innocent. What's their fucking?
• 1:19:59
  Evil Bloop, Blop, Blop Blop. Lip bloop.
• 1:20:04
  Lobster. I'll fuck.
• 1:20:05
  I will fuck their God, but I'll fuck titty lobster.
• 1:20:10
  Look, I so I I'm going to say smash for the kotoa because no,
• 1:20:18
  no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:20:19
  Before you judge me before you judge me.
• 1:20:21
  I didn't know. Judging but OK.
• 1:20:22
  The Kotoa have taken nothing but else for their entire fucking
• 1:20:26
  with U.S. history as a race. And if I can give at least one
• 1:20:30
  kotoa of each Type 1 W before he gets killed horribly, I'm going
• 1:20:35
  to do it. That's, you know, fair, you
• 1:20:38
  know, altruistic reasons. Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Yeah. Lamia.
• 1:20:41
  Not even a question. Smash Lemeria.
• 1:20:43
  Absolute. Absolute pass, yeah.
• 1:20:45
  Lemeria on the. Lich.
• 1:20:49
  No, I can't do. It I think no, because I'm I'm
• 1:20:51
  just going to move on to the weird people.
• 1:20:53
  I'm going to say people hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:20:56
  We went too, too quick passing. Yeah, yeah, the which is it's
• 1:21:00
  it's the undead problem. But then they have so much
• 1:21:03
  magical power and ability that they can just be like, listen.
• 1:21:06
  I I don't think I could get. But I cast, I cast wish, so I
• 1:21:09
  have my bit still and you're like.
• 1:21:11
  I don't think they can't cast Wish.
• 1:21:13
  Oh, they can't. Oh no they can't.
• 1:21:14
  They have power or kill. Yeah you know look they can they
• 1:21:19
  can mage hand me and cast prejudice Press the digitation
• 1:21:23
  to make themselves as non stinky as they want.
• 1:21:25
  There's still a rotting corpse. I don't, I can't do it.
• 1:21:28
  OK, but mirror image? Though I can find any other
• 1:21:32
  spell caster that knows mirror image.
• 1:21:35
  All right, all the lizard folk not even a question.
• 1:21:37
  We all know that one artist on Twitter.
• 1:21:39
  Not even a question. I fucking guess it's it's.
• 1:21:43
  I'm gonna say you were fucking smashed.
• 1:21:45
  Because because I said yes to the Half Dragon, so I feel like
• 1:21:47
  I gotta say yes to the. Matt, we know you.
• 1:21:50
  We like. We talk about Josh being a
• 1:21:51
  scaly. We know you're a scaly.
• 1:21:52
  Just just a minute. It's OK.
• 1:21:53
  Oh yeah, no, I I again, I I actually want to fuck Dragon.
• 1:21:57
  But you guys are all it's. OK see Mage.
• 1:22:01
  Look, Mage do this hard work. If he knows magic, yeah this is
• 1:22:06
  an absolute win. Another method though?
• 1:22:09
  Nah. No, look, I'm sorry.
• 1:22:11
  Look, they're just they're they're they're cool little
• 1:22:13
  dudes. I'd like to have a beer with a
• 1:22:14
  method, but I I can't. No, no, no.
• 1:22:18
  Smash a magmen. It's a lava.
• 1:22:20
  Baby no. Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Weird thing. Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  It it's a lot of yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:24
  No couldn't. Get over that.
• 1:22:25
  Absolutely the fuck not. Mains is LO.
• 1:22:27
  L even it's got look, it's it's got a disco rice on it.
• 1:22:31
  Absolutely not. I hate those things.
• 1:22:33
  Yeah, no mains can flip off. I can hell man's.
• 1:22:37
  Quiet. What them, Spike?
• 1:22:39
  Samantha Core is Spike's. Art.
• 1:22:43
  I was gonna say that this mantic core looks very different from
• 1:22:46
  every other mantic core. The mantic cores always look
• 1:22:49
  like old dudes. No idea.
• 1:22:54
  I don't know. I mean, I know they can be
• 1:22:55
  female, but their arts always all look trash.
• 1:22:58
  I'll go for Gilfs. No.
• 1:23:01
  No, I'm rare. They're the they're the water
• 1:23:04
  Genie and. They're like they're fantastical
• 1:23:07
  magic powers. They're Yeah, they can.
• 1:23:08
  They don't have to look. They don't have to look like
• 1:23:11
  fish, dude. They could be fish ladies.
• 1:23:13
  I don't want fish. Not the Maryland.
• 1:23:15
  I mean like they could be set on sexier fish like pass like
• 1:23:20
  reverse mermaid but. Merrilyth, however, merrilyth
• 1:23:23
  absolutely. Absolutely.
• 1:23:26
  Not, not even the six arms do. Medusa.
• 1:23:30
  Yeah, I mean, you're you're easy.
• 1:23:32
  It'll be a nice, you know. She's she's lonely.
• 1:23:36
  She's looking for. I'll gouge my eyes out for
• 1:23:38
  Medusa like that one comic. Absolutely same.
• 1:23:41
  Urfolk Easy smash. Urfolk look easy smash and we
• 1:23:44
  just easy smash. And we just talked about how I
• 1:23:46
  forgot Merfolk was even a step block in the Monster Manual.
• 1:23:50
  Yeah. But the yeah, completely did not
• 1:23:53
  know they were in there. I like the art, though.
• 1:23:56
  Yeah, no, there. It's nice Merrow.
• 1:23:59
  Merrow. No, no, they're just merfolk.
• 1:24:01
  They're merfolk, but they're transformed merfolk by
• 1:24:05
  demonician dudes. I don't.
• 1:24:07
  Yeah. Wait, Sam, did you say yes?
• 1:24:12
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it.
• 1:24:14
  Okay. Yeah, I'll do it.
• 1:24:17
  Mesalov it's a bug. Mesalov no bug.
• 1:24:19
  No, it a bug. Not the right kind.
• 1:24:21
  Of bug man. Oh, that's right.
• 1:24:23
  Yeah. No, no, no.
• 1:24:23
  Pass, Pass. Big pass.
• 1:24:24
  Big pass. OK, Yeah, mimic.
• 1:24:26
  Mimic it. Can be.
• 1:24:28
  Anything it could. Be anything.
• 1:24:29
  I'm gonna say smash on the predication that it can be
• 1:24:32
  anything. It can be anything, yeah.
• 1:24:34
  You can use mesh using. Putting back my actually
• 1:24:37
  glasses, Yeah, apparently they could talk in other editions.
• 1:24:41
  Yeah. So you know what?
• 1:24:44
  I'm going to smash the force that doesn't the 4th edition
• 1:24:47
  mimic and say it can talk to me. Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:24:50
  Yeah. Smash Shannon.
• 1:24:51
  Bullmatch. Cross the board of the mimic.
• 1:24:54
  Hale. Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Mine. Flare.
• 1:24:56
  Mine. Flare.
• 1:24:57
  No to mine flares. Hi.
• 1:25:00
  On the one end, mine breaks. It's really extreme.
• 1:25:05
  To. The extreme I like you saying to
• 1:25:07
  the extreme Oh. God.
• 1:25:11
  Also, there used to be Art of Lady Mind flares, so we can.
• 1:25:16
  Let's. Let's go for it.
• 1:25:17
  I'm with Matt. I feel like mind flares is a is
• 1:25:20
  too much baggage. Again, I can't.
• 1:25:21
  Also, you know what? It'll be a nice what?
• 1:25:23
  Baggage. It'll be a nice, painless dead.
• 1:25:25
  The murder is unaware of the. Desire to eat, brain.
• 1:25:29
  That's fine for the real question if we said yes to there
• 1:25:32
  being a man on that horse. What are we thinking about
• 1:25:35
  minotaurs? He's like.
• 1:25:37
  I'd love guests to minotaurs. I'm.
• 1:25:39
  Gosh. See, I think gilatin.
• 1:25:42
  Gilatin cast but minotaurs. Love as.
• 1:25:44
  Much as I love that. You know what?
• 1:25:46
  I said no, the bug bears and stuff, but I've seen too many
• 1:25:48
  hot minotaur art, so I'm just gonna say yeah.
• 1:25:50
  Big Titty. World before Titty Cows I've.
• 1:25:52
  Seen. World, I see.
• 1:25:53
  Torrid. Exactly Torrid.
• 1:25:56
  Boom. Listen once again.
• 1:25:57
  Monodrome, I'm sure Perfect little gentleman.
• 1:25:59
  But you look, Optus. Fuck.
• 1:26:00
  So I gotta say no. And I'll also say no For the
• 1:26:03
  method as well. To the method again.
• 1:26:05
  Also, no to the mummy. And Mummy to the Mummy Lord.
• 1:26:08
  Wait, there could be Lady Mummy. Lords, there are.
• 1:26:10
  Art. Look, yeah, we have you looked
• 1:26:12
  at the art of the Mumies in 5E. Look, that has our sexy art of
• 1:26:16
  mummy Lord ladies. Look, hear me out.
• 1:26:18
  Hear me out. Hear me out.
• 1:26:18
  Hear me out. Tom Cruise's mummy movie was
• 1:26:21
  terrible, but the mummy in question was kind of bad.
• 1:26:25
  I'm just saying yeah, the mummy in question was a normal lady.
• 1:26:28
  She wasn't a body wrapped in bandage.
• 1:26:30
  But then there's also the. Whole.
• 1:26:32
  Thing. Fucking fuck.
• 1:26:34
  Do I? I don't know.
• 1:26:36
  I don't know. You know, I'm just going to.
• 1:26:37
  I'm just going to leave it as Smash look.
• 1:26:38
  I'm just going to say I'm. Going to say Smash.
• 1:26:39
  Look for most of the fucking. Not the mummy.
• 1:26:41
  The mummy. Oh my God.
• 1:26:44
  This, man, it's. A different Smart Sam What?
• 1:26:46
  Has ultimate magical power. Oh, I I I'm sticking to my I
• 1:26:50
  don't want to fuck a corpse unless it's like a vampire,
• 1:26:53
  yeah. Well, the mummy, the mummy Lord
• 1:26:56
  is different. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:57
  It has intelligence that actually knows what the fuck is.
• 1:26:58
  Going on. All right, so here's the thing.
• 1:27:00
  You won't fuck a corpse, but would you fuck a mushroom Also?
• 1:27:03
  No. No, I don't.
• 1:27:04
  Absolutely not. Fucking mushroom and like these
• 1:27:07
  specific mushrooms. These, yeah.
• 1:27:10
  It's. My first They're a little, too.
• 1:27:14
  Uh, uncle, that one is just a fucking dog.
• 1:27:16
  Yeah, yeah. Now also, could we appreciate
• 1:27:19
  the big empty chunk chunk right here in the list?
• 1:27:24
  Just so many knows. Yeah.
• 1:27:27
  Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:29
  You know what, I'll agree with you on the micronoids, the
• 1:27:31
  nofish knee. Also Massive L's negative
• 1:27:34
  negatives. On the nofish.
• 1:27:36
  Needle blight? Absolutely not.
• 1:27:39
  But it's free person but stabby 9 hag 9 hag.
• 1:27:43
  Big Big Big Smash. Big mare.
• 1:27:45
  That's a horse. That's, yeah, double.
• 1:27:48
  Horse cheer me out though. Sir, no.
• 1:27:51
  Sir has tenant Sir Sir it. Speaks no.
• 1:27:55
  Sir. Sir, it's It's still a horse
• 1:27:57
  fire. Look, I try.
• 1:28:00
  I try. It's a horse so fast.
• 1:28:02
  I wanted to see if I could change anyone's mind.
• 1:28:05
  Mobile. Absolutely.
• 1:28:06
  I will be a. I'll be a gold digger.
• 1:28:08
  Yeah, yeah, Gold digger. No problem.
• 1:28:11
  No problem. Yeah.
• 1:28:12
  Nothing. I don't want him to look at me
• 1:28:15
  say and say, are you winning, son?
• 1:28:17
  So I'm gonna say why would he say?
• 1:28:20
  That. Is his eye looks like he's gonna
• 1:28:22
  go. Are you winning, son?
• 1:28:24
  I fucking guess it's. Look, the night go off.
• 1:28:31
  No, it's too. It's it's a weird.
• 1:28:34
  It's a weird mix of Devil and like, I don't even know.
• 1:28:38
  He's a he's a look, he's literally fucking Brooklyn from
• 1:28:41
  gargoyles. I'm you know what I'm gonna do?
• 1:28:44
  I'll do it. Yeah, OK, I'll take one.
• 1:28:45
  You've convinced me. Oker Jelly.
• 1:28:48
  Oker Jelly. Yeah, you know it's a Jelly to
• 1:28:52
  clean up after itself. I can't with the oozes, I just
• 1:28:54
  can't ogre it's. 5. In Seven Whiz, I feel, I feel
• 1:29:01
  like I'm doing something wrong and I can't say smash it could.
• 1:29:05
  Be a. Little Lady ogres.
• 1:29:07
  There's half, Lady Ogren, so when you know, half wait.
• 1:29:11
  Yeah, No. But that's not an.
• 1:29:12
  Ogre though that's fine for the same reason I couldn't smash an
• 1:29:15
  Ogre in 40K. But I mean.
• 1:29:19
  The over zombie over zombie No. On the only though big stuff I
• 1:29:26
  have there ever. I don't think I've ever seen art
• 1:29:29
  of a female only like, like. Hypothetically, there could be,
• 1:29:32
  yeah. Hypothetically, yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Yeah. I mean, there's been hot only in
• 1:29:35
  other things. Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  There's a hot only lady in fucking.
• 1:29:40
  What's that game? Jesse Cox produces this Monster
• 1:29:45
  Camp monster problem. Sorry.
• 1:29:48
  The muscle problem is like, yeah, okay.
• 1:29:50
  So orgs are. All jokes aside, I would
• 1:29:53
  absolutely smash Nork. Yeah, I think all the orcs.
• 1:29:55
  Are yeah, all the orcs. Ogrun.
• 1:29:57
  Yep. Org.
• 1:30:00
  No, that one's fine. Yeah.
• 1:30:01
  Like you're a samurai or? Yes, absolutely.
• 1:30:05
  You mean that muscle in a coat of honor?
• 1:30:07
  Elia the OTU. No.
• 1:30:10
  No, they I'm gonna say. Nah.
• 1:30:12
  It's got stench, it's got spikes, it's got a fucking
• 1:30:15
  poison thing. It's It's eat garbage.
• 1:30:18
  Yeah, it has. Limited telepathy though.
• 1:30:21
  Much as I love the Ala bear, I'm gonna have to say if the Ala
• 1:30:23
  Bear is Doric, yes, if an Ala Bear is just an Ala Bear, that
• 1:30:26
  I'm saying. It's just an Ala bear.
• 1:30:27
  No. Yeah.
• 1:30:28
  No. Big bet, a Pegasus.
• 1:30:30
  Also, no, it's horse. A horse with wings I don't give.
• 1:30:34
  A shit if it can talk. Look, I'm just saying it's got
• 1:30:36
  the intelligence of the sage and look, I'm not saying, I'm just
• 1:30:38
  saying, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:30:39
  I know, yeah 2 aminal, 2 aminal, 10 to.
• 1:30:42
  Drone 10 to Drone all. The Mowdrons can go fuck.
• 1:30:48
  Themselves, Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:30:51
  The Parroton also pass. Also big, big, hot, dear hot.
• 1:30:55
  Dear monster, dear devil thing. Yeah, no, I mean it's.
• 1:31:00
  Pretty smart, but no. These are these.
• 1:31:02
  We're starting to get the more monstrous things right now.
• 1:31:05
  Face Spider. Absolutely the fuck not.
• 1:31:09
  No. OK.
• 1:31:10
  I'm just, I'm just, I'm piercer with drivers.
• 1:31:13
  But piercer brother. I'm Pier Ser.
• 1:31:14
  No. Yeah.
• 1:31:15
  Despite the fact that the piercer looks like a penis.
• 1:31:17
  No, no. Wrong.
• 1:31:19
  Kind of piercing fit fiend. Smashed OK, There could be lady
• 1:31:22
  fit pit fiends, so yeah. Yeah, like Lucille.
• 1:31:25
  I well, I mean, little little sexier once, yeah.
• 1:31:28
  Pixie Easy smash. Pixie.
• 1:31:30
  Easy Smash. I don't know how you'd figure it
• 1:31:32
  out. I don't know what to do with the
• 1:31:33
  Pixie, but easy smash. Well, she can get a polymore, so
• 1:31:36
  it's fine, no? No, Hollymore.
• 1:31:39
  Well, actually, I could work it now.
• 1:31:40
  We'll figure it out. It's all right, Lanatar you'll.
• 1:31:45
  Fucking. Own a whole Lanatar.
• 1:31:49
  We're looking at those other. Listen, it's it's just like it's
• 1:31:58
  a fracture. Like the ghost?
• 1:32:00
  Yeah, it's a ghost. It can, It can.
• 1:32:01
  It can animate things to make the move.
• 1:32:03
  Smash. Yeah, a priest.
• 1:32:04
  I'll feel bad about it, but I'll do it.
• 1:32:06
  So look, we. There's the low hanging fruit of
• 1:32:09
  any joke we could make about a priest.
• 1:32:10
  But like, let's be real Smash, yeah.
• 1:32:14
  I. Dragon dude or dragon?
• 1:32:16
  No. Absolutely no.
• 1:32:17
  It's too much like a pet. Too, too.
• 1:32:19
  There's too much like. A pet like yeah, they like goo.
• 1:32:22
  They like having cute names. They like that Sam Petty.
• 1:32:25
  Eating snacks, you know, He said.
• 1:32:28
  I saw that sin. With some look.
• 1:32:31
  Purple Worm I would love to become one with Shai Hulud, but.
• 1:32:34
  No, what the fuck? Absolutely it.
• 1:32:37
  Is just a doing worm. But now I'm good.
• 1:32:39
  Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good. Not only Will.
• 1:32:41
  You just actually fall in. You'll just die.
• 1:32:44
  Also no. Quadro, No.
• 1:32:47
  Quag off? Well, I don't actually know what
• 1:32:48
  the quag offs are. They're like.
• 1:32:50
  They're like under dark. Oh wait, no.
• 1:32:52
  They got two in Never mind. No.
• 1:32:55
  Well, there are, there is one that can cast six.
• 1:32:58
  They have, yeah. This four server is the two.
• 1:33:02
  Oh oh, I see. Yeah, still now was it?
• 1:33:06
  Was. It was it, No.
• 1:33:08
  I'm. Going.
• 1:33:09
  To say yes. But well, it can change it to
• 1:33:12
  animal like other tiny animals like a spider or it's like an.
• 1:33:16
  Imp. They can look lots of different
• 1:33:17
  ways, you know. I.
• 1:33:20
  We all said yes to imp. We did.
• 1:33:23
  We did, though. Everyone.
• 1:33:24
  But this is a demon. Sorry, not.
• 1:33:25
  Taking that's gonna be the fucking.
• 1:33:28
  I'm gonna race against demons and we say no.
• 1:33:29
  I like how the rule is you can't influence someone's unless it's
• 1:33:32
  funny. And we've just been like, fuck
• 1:33:33
  it, they're all funny. Yeah, it is fun.
• 1:33:35
  Rockshot Rock. Smash.
• 1:33:37
  Absolutely. Smash.
• 1:33:38
  Big smash. What them?
• 1:33:38
  What them backwards hands do, though?
• 1:33:40
  That's a regal person right there.
• 1:33:42
  Big. That's right, Red slob.
• 1:33:43
  Red slob. The dopeiest of the slobs.
• 1:33:45
  Sure, Elise jacks. But you know what?
• 1:33:47
  We've. Said yes before I like their
• 1:33:50
  color, no. No, it's a ball.
• 1:33:53
  No The Revenant. No, actually walking course.
• 1:33:55
  So it's well, but here's the thing.
• 1:33:57
  Though because sometimes reverted.
• 1:33:58
  Argument. But it's also more like the
• 1:34:00
  vampire, where it's like. Yeah, it's more like a vampire.
• 1:34:03
  They don't have to look like a corpse.
• 1:34:04
  They can look like a totally. Normal person.
• 1:34:06
  Hey, wait, Vax was a revenant? Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Yeah, damn it, I'm gonna say I can't argue with that.
• 1:34:12
  Smash on. Revenant Smash on Revenant.
• 1:34:15
  Rock, I mean. Big Bird?
• 1:34:17
  No. Yeah, it's a bird.
• 1:34:18
  It's a big bird, but it's a. Bird.
• 1:34:20
  Big Bird. Big No Roper.
• 1:34:22
  Also negative. Rug.
• 1:34:26
  Ass Smash. Smash rug.
• 1:34:27
  Smash rug. Ash Rash Monster.
• 1:34:31
  And they're the size of like chihuahuas.
• 1:34:34
  No, I'm good. That's fucking horrifying.
• 1:34:36
  Yeah, no, I saw how we getting sure who I feel like I have to
• 1:34:40
  say smash for the meme. Yeah.
• 1:34:43
  Yeah. I don't know because like, we
• 1:34:45
  smashed the mercy, but like, these guys are kind of fuglier
• 1:34:47
  than them. They are, but look at you, put a
• 1:34:49
  bag over their head. But you know what?
• 1:34:51
  You you. There you go.
• 1:34:52
  Good. Yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Thank you. Look if the lady.
• 1:34:54
  In a in. Way of water Could No not.
• 1:34:56
  Way of water. What's the?
• 1:34:58
  What's the What's the Movie where she fucks the Fishman?
• 1:35:01
  Oh oh, now fuck the one, Gerald. Gerald Toro Fuck the.
• 1:35:05
  Fishman, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:07
  Way of the life of water life. If she can do it, I can do it.
• 1:35:12
  I will be bested. I'll say it.
• 1:35:15
  Smash salamander. It's the sound, man.
• 1:35:19
  They're the fire snake people, yeah.
• 1:35:23
  It's not even the hot because we said yes to the Elemental, but
• 1:35:25
  like. Now you've got a funny face.
• 1:35:27
  Sounded like you face Seder. Yeah, smashed.
• 1:35:29
  Yeah, Lady Seders, they're a lady.
• 1:35:31
  Saders. Easy One Scarecrow.
• 1:35:33
  No, no, no I don't. They've got a funny face.
• 1:35:37
  I don't like rolling around in hay normally.
• 1:35:40
  No scout. Eye for detail.
• 1:35:42
  Smash. Yeah, actually, the odd man is
• 1:35:44
  pretty. Nice, I was going to say.
• 1:35:45
  Also, the Scout art is hot. Late.
• 1:35:47
  Actually, pretty hot. Yeah.
• 1:35:48
  So, Seahag. All right, C hag are technically
• 1:35:51
  the they literally have an ability called horrifying
• 1:35:54
  appearance. Are awful.
• 1:35:54
  Yeah, no C. No, they.
• 1:35:57
  But they also hear the shit of the reappearance.
• 1:36:00
  Yeah, they lure you in and then they horrify you with their real
• 1:36:03
  appearance. And then they just like get, but
• 1:36:04
  it's. On the sides, yeah, no.
• 1:36:11
  No, like. I5 brother.
• 1:36:15
  Sam, Sam and is a monkeys. Shadow.
• 1:36:20
  I guess shadow is the same logic as Ghost, right?
• 1:36:24
  Well, no, you can't really fuck. You can't really fuck a ghost,
• 1:36:27
  but you'll figure it out. I am.
• 1:36:29
  Position play. Yeah, yeah, I guess.
• 1:36:32
  Chatter Demon. I mean, same concept as a
• 1:36:35
  shadow, but like actually can like fuck.
• 1:36:38
  Me talk dirty. Not on that kind of goofy
• 1:36:40
  looking. Say pass.
• 1:36:41
  On Shadow Demon. Yeah, I'll say pass on Shadow
• 1:36:43
  Demon as well. Chamblee Mound?
• 1:36:45
  No, I'm good. That's a lot.
• 1:36:46
  I mean, that's a lot of tending to.
• 1:36:48
  Say like, yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 1:36:49
  I feel like Shambling Mound is maybe a smash just by virtue of
• 1:36:52
  so many tentacles. I mean, I'm going to say the
• 1:36:53
  Smash because they can, They can cuddle you today.
• 1:36:57
  We clean those out. You know what I I have, I have
• 1:37:00
  bad experience with the Chamblee mound.
• 1:37:01
  I'm going to say pass. I'm gonna say smash.
• 1:37:03
  Say smash. You know, absolutely Cusmash
• 1:37:09
  Smash. A shrieker shriek.
• 1:37:11
  No, absolutely not. No, Sir.
• 1:37:13
  That's a mushroom skeleton. The.
• 1:37:15
  Mushroom. Skeletons.
• 1:37:16
  No, it's not a skeleton. A fucking slot tadpole.
• 1:37:22
  Is there art of this? No.
• 1:37:23
  No, it's a sketch. Is it jumping out of the dwarf's
• 1:37:26
  chest? No.
• 1:37:28
  It's a chest first solar. Yeah.
• 1:37:32
  Wait, wait, what about the methit?
• 1:37:36
  Smoke. Methit.
• 1:37:37
  I mean, we've said no. Yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Spectator. Spatator spat.
• 1:37:40
  No, it's a bold. But no.
• 1:37:42
  I said. Yes to Beholder, however.
• 1:37:44
  Oh, you did say he's a. Beholder, but Dumber.
• 1:37:47
  But yeah, yeah, I mean what that tongue do though.
• 1:37:50
  Exactly nothing. I give a fuck about Spectre,
• 1:37:52
  though. Smash.
• 1:37:54
  Yeah. Ghost.
• 1:37:54
  Yeah. Blind devil, I'm going to say.
• 1:37:56
  You know Chief. No fucking spine Devil.
• 1:37:58
  It's also the size of a Gremlin Sonata.
• 1:38:00
  Yeah. Oh my God.
• 1:38:03
  You're a, not a. I mean, I said yes thoroughly to
• 1:38:06
  the other one, so I'm just saying yes to this.
• 1:38:07
  One I. Agree, I agree.
• 1:38:09
  A Sprite I mean. Yeah, Spanish, a spy.
• 1:38:15
  Sexy sexy fairy leaves. Sam's I'd like.
• 1:38:17
  I'd like to say something on Sprite.
• 1:38:20
  Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.
• 1:38:21
  Spy, yes. Spy is a person.
• 1:38:23
  Stone Giant, I mean steam. What I like you to be skipping
• 1:38:27
  the methods at this point. All the methods are in know.
• 1:38:30
  All the methods are in know no one wants to.
• 1:38:33
  I know, but we should at least say their names.
• 1:38:34
  Yeah, I. Fair, fair, fair.
• 1:38:35
  Fair. Fair.
• 1:38:35
  Fair. Fair Steam effort.
• 1:38:36
  That's enough. Me too.
• 1:38:39
  Stone giant they, I mean, they're all bald, but you know
• 1:38:41
  how you can work at that. So it's bad.
• 1:38:42
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:38:43
  By Susta Look if there's. Nothing.
• 1:38:45
  They can do it. No, nothing wrong.
• 1:38:47
  With being bald. No, nothing wrong, just.
• 1:38:49
  Don't. Just don't slap their head
• 1:38:51
  around. Don't just add this to the
• 1:38:52
  toilet plunger and you're all set to go.
• 1:38:55
  Storm shine, I mean. Gold.
• 1:38:58
  Stone. Gold.
• 1:38:59
  Yes, sorry, Stone gold, yes. Oh God, it's the Earth's
• 1:39:04
  elemental and gout dirt thing all over again.
• 1:39:06
  But like this one's customizable I know.
• 1:39:09
  Also like the art of it, kind of handsome.
• 1:39:12
  Yeah, True. Yeah.
• 1:39:13
  All right. I mean, we'll figure it.
• 1:39:17
  Out, yeah. Yeah, easy.
• 1:39:18
  Smash. Documents.
• 1:39:20
  Easy Smash. Easy smash?
• 1:39:22
  Yep. Likely.
• 1:39:23
  Removed yes. No, the bass.
• 1:39:27
  No, it's it's got it's a harass. Look, it's a harass.
• 1:39:31
  You can say that you. You would say you're not.
• 1:39:34
  Going to fuck the Turask to say that you look, you fucked the
• 1:39:37
  turask. That's it.
• 1:39:38
  That that's that's the goal. Right there, isn't it?
• 1:39:40
  Yeah, it's the fun because here's the video, guys.
• 1:39:42
  I fucked the turask, didn't live it.
• 1:39:44
  Has a three intelligence. It's also I'm just not about
• 1:39:51
  that Godzilla life. I'm just not it.
• 1:39:52
  No. But the three intelligence is
• 1:39:55
  bad. But like, think about it, Sir,
• 1:39:56
  right? Think about it, Yeah.
• 1:39:57
  The turask pictured mine Palace. You're in like a metropolitan
• 1:40:01
  city. You're in Baldur's game.
• 1:40:02
  The turask is stomping around. You don't know what to do.
• 1:40:05
  You can't beat it because you don't have a magic carpet and A
• 1:40:08
  and a + 2 magic bow to run that super Strat.
• 1:40:11
  Then you have yourself a think. You're a Bard.
• 1:40:14
  You like music. So you what you do right is you
• 1:40:17
  create the sounds of music and you run up to the you.
• 1:40:20
  You get it to the highest point that you can.
• 1:40:21
  You look the turask in the eyes and then you start the music and
• 1:40:25
  all the terrass here is. Just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
• 1:40:31
  bam bam. And they usually start gyrating
• 1:40:33
  your hips to the. Pimp and how you seduce the
• 1:40:36
  terrasses with Godzilla's theme? Absolutely.
• 1:40:39
  I just imagine just like staring and then just one like eclipse
• 1:40:42
  back to Isaiah and then the fucking fist like crosses them.
• 1:40:48
  You know, I would absolutely love to go out that way.
• 1:40:51
  So I'm saying smash. I I can't.
• 1:40:53
  I can't. Even if it results in my death
• 1:40:55
  and I don't actually get to Smash, I'll do it just so I can
• 1:40:58
  go down in history is that one dip shit who tried to fuck a
• 1:41:01
  threats. There you go.
• 1:41:02
  There you go. Thri cream.
• 1:41:04
  Like, so. Thri cream.
• 1:41:05
  Sam, where do you fall? Yeah.
• 1:41:08
  Yeah, it's a this is, this is this is just enough humanoid
• 1:41:11
  enough that I'm like just I'm like.
• 1:41:14
  OK. You're smashed.
• 1:41:16
  I'm gonna say you reach the point where I'm like them, but
• 1:41:18
  that's that's pretty nice. I like the extra arms, but no.
• 1:41:21
  I'm sorry. I'm gonna say, but I know I'm
• 1:41:23
  bug people. Ma'am, Thug is just like the
• 1:41:27
  assassin. But before.
• 1:41:28
  Oh, sorry. No, we're gonna say right.
• 1:41:30
  Yeah, Thug, right. Yeah, Thug is Smash.
• 1:41:33
  So the thug is a smash, but let me, let me, let me think my
• 1:41:36
  thought process right A thug is try.
• 1:41:38
  They try to be intimidating, They try to try to muscle up.
• 1:41:40
  So you're gonna have to beat that slug in a that thug in a
• 1:41:43
  fist fight every single time. That's OK.
• 1:41:45
  What? You will get your 300 calories
• 1:41:49
  out of it. So you know what?
• 1:41:50
  I'm. I'm down for a workout.
• 1:41:51
  Smash 300 feel like you're probably more than that.
• 1:41:54
  Probably Triad. No.
• 1:41:55
  Look, I love Tree, but I can't do it.
• 1:41:57
  No, I'm Trian's. I just don't want I.
• 1:42:00
  Listen. It's just the splinters, All
• 1:42:01
  right? Yeah.
• 1:42:02
  So Tribal warrior. Tribal warriors.
• 1:42:05
  Listen. Listen.
• 1:42:06
  Tribal warriors just fake enough for me to say Smash.
• 1:42:09
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair.
• 1:42:11
  Yeah, but let's not worry about the weird implications of it.
• 1:42:14
  Let's just roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:17
  Tridrone and Troglodyte. Both negative, yeah both OK.
• 1:42:20
  But why is the why is the troglodyte in fucking 5V so
• 1:42:25
  yoked and D haired? Yeah, very nice.
• 1:42:27
  You look really cool. And the smell like dog.
• 1:42:30
  Shit. Like the troll.
• 1:42:36
  I mean, look, the trolls got them sick dreads though.
• 1:42:40
  It it do, but I don't know. I've seen the like, the Venom
• 1:42:43
  Troll and the yeah, I think we. Go troll.
• 1:42:46
  Yeah, and the troll that eats other trolls and then mutates
• 1:42:49
  into mega troll. I don't know.
• 1:42:52
  That's fine. You don't need don't don't feed
• 1:42:53
  another trolls. It's like it's like, what are
• 1:42:55
  they called? What are the gremlins actually
• 1:42:56
  called? Oh, no, bow.
• 1:43:00
  Why? Yeah, just don't feed it after
• 1:43:01
  midnight. You're good.
• 1:43:02
  I'll say Smash the troll. Big blight.
• 1:43:06
  Look, it's not a fine blight, so I'm just going to say.
• 1:43:08
  No, Yeah. And.
• 1:43:09
  This is I'm. I'm running greens on the fine
• 1:43:14
  so the ultra rough look smashed. Look, I like aliens like.
• 1:43:17
  Sword. It looks like a Gray.
• 1:43:19
  It's gonna a I like my tall Grays.
• 1:43:21
  Yeah, yeah, I'll smash Umber Hulk.
• 1:43:24
  No, no. Here's too monstrous.
• 1:43:27
  Look, it's Yes, no unprincipal, because it's a bug.
• 1:43:30
  But it does speak, and it's got nine.
• 1:43:33
  It's not that dumb. No.
• 1:43:35
  No. So I'm going to skip over the
• 1:43:37
  Unicorn 'cause it's just. The.
• 1:43:38
  Horror magic horse that can talk.
• 1:43:40
  Vampire doll. Vampire.
• 1:43:44
  Vampire Smash, Vampire spawn. It's an undead, so I'm going to
• 1:43:48
  say pass. What vampire?
• 1:43:50
  It's just. Vampire, but not as hot yet.
• 1:43:52
  It's it's like it's like a goal. It's not.
• 1:43:55
  It doesn't really. Like it's Smash Vampire.
• 1:43:57
  No, it's vampire cars. Really.
• 1:43:59
  Do you remember the three wines? They're the. 3 wines.
• 1:44:02
  Those are all vampire spawn. They are fucking hot smash vamp.
• 1:44:07
  Like the five, er doesn't do it justice.
• 1:44:09
  Unfortunately, I fine. I've been convinced.
• 1:44:12
  A veteran look. Yeah, it's like me of someone
• 1:44:15
  with experience. That's right, yeah.
• 1:44:17
  Vine blight. I'm bloody smash.
• 1:44:20
  What? Bigly humanoid?
• 1:44:22
  Bigly humanoid? Yeah.
• 1:44:23
  Plant. They're the best of all the
• 1:44:25
  plants you can fuck in this Monster Manual.
• 1:44:27
  Literally. Fine.
• 1:44:28
  Smash, I guess. Violet or you?
• 1:44:31
  Wait, Yeah. Violet fungus.
• 1:44:32
  I mean, it's a fungus, no? It's just a fucking.
• 1:44:34
  It's a. Mushroom, not mushrooms.
• 1:44:35
  Now the vrock. Look, I'm gonna.
• 1:44:38
  I'm gonna say no. I don't wanna.
• 1:44:40
  No, thank you. Water element I.
• 1:44:42
  Am Vrock is too goofy looking. I'll say Big yes to water
• 1:44:45
  elements yes and water weird and water weird.
• 1:44:48
  Big smash and water weird. Yeah, no water.
• 1:44:50
  Weird. Also, what them?
• 1:44:51
  Water do, though. Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Anything. Any of the lichenthropes, I
• 1:44:55
  mean, I guess so yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:58
  What's that one guy in Witcher? The the where?
• 1:45:01
  The wherebore guy. Yeah, I mean gorgeous.
• 1:45:05
  I'm gonna say yes to the bear and the tiger and the wolf.
• 1:45:09
  Non rat and bore. I'm sorry.
• 1:45:10
  Nah rats. Nah, rats.
• 1:45:15
  Listen, I love Bay, but now I'm sorry.
• 1:45:17
  I don't want not the where. Mating press.
• 1:45:20
  Yeah, white press Rats. White is the one.
• 1:45:24
  It's it's just a corpse. It's a completely sentient good
• 1:45:28
  corpse. I mean, they're not always good,
• 1:45:30
  but they. Can't be good, Neutral, Evil
• 1:45:33
  cobalt again. Wing get called, old Wing get
• 1:45:36
  called. Look, they got wings all right.
• 1:45:37
  What about Willow? Wisp, Little wisp.
• 1:45:40
  It's just lights. It's just what they're going to
• 1:45:41
  do. I don't know what you're.
• 1:45:43
  Going to do. Sam, we're we're at, Sam, we're
• 1:45:45
  in a fantasy land. We're figuring things.
• 1:45:46
  Out what? What?
• 1:45:47
  What are they going to go down by pee?
• 1:45:48
  Pee. Like?
• 1:45:51
  You know what? Maybe you've convinced me.
• 1:45:53
  Yeah, you've convinced me to smash.
• 1:45:55
  Smash. The way it was, I Oh my God, I
• 1:46:00
  guess I'm smashing in solidarity.
• 1:46:02
  Nice. Let's go.
• 1:46:04
  Nice. Nice.
• 1:46:05
  So I mean, winter wolf. No, no, I.
• 1:46:07
  Mean. Just so they paid the dog.
• 1:46:10
  Yeah, we're with the War I. Don't know.
• 1:46:13
  Yeah. Yeah, race right there.
• 1:46:16
  Smash. Yeah, you know, the Smash is it?
• 1:46:19
  Wyvern. Weird.
• 1:46:20
  Shadow. Ghost guy?
• 1:46:21
  Wyvern. No, it's too animal to be
• 1:46:23
  dragon. Yeah, it's too animal.
• 1:46:25
  No, I can't do it too much. A sworn.
• 1:46:26
  Yeah. No, no, no, it's no on the sword
• 1:46:29
  that things. Is that?
• 1:46:33
  Didn't we say no or well, no? You got the smash bottle,
• 1:46:36
  snowman. It's the same abominable.
• 1:46:38
  Yeah, it's. The same fucking thing and y'all
• 1:46:43
  all, no one. 100% Smash no Yoko Yo Yoko are are they?
• 1:46:49
  Basically, they can change into the Drought ladies and
• 1:46:51
  Priestesses. They also are basically like
• 1:46:53
  slime people. I'd be convinced as well.
• 1:46:56
  Smashed. You would fucking of drafts.
• 1:47:05
  It's the slime, not the yeah, whatever.
• 1:47:08
  It's fine. You want this?
• 1:47:09
  Yeah. All smashed smashed, all
• 1:47:12
  smashed. You want to smash?
• 1:47:14
  It's not even a mash. It's zombies.
• 1:47:16
  Nah, we use the zombie. Yeah, now we're.
• 1:47:18
  All the Allison's they can change snake arms.
• 1:47:20
  It's pretty hot. Snake head.
• 1:47:22
  We can work with that snake body even hotter.
• 1:47:25
  Yeah, and then you want tea for your bloods, which just look
• 1:47:27
  like people. Yeah, so like people.
• 1:47:29
  Yeah, that's fine. Better.
• 1:47:31
  Look at that gentleman. Am I clear?
• 1:47:32
  At the pool. I I can't believe we've done
• 1:47:34
  this and we got 13 minutes to spare.
• 1:47:38
  I am surprised. Damn, we're good.
• 1:47:41
  We did it by myself on the back for that one.
• 1:47:44
  Make a calculation and get who who said the most who smacked.
• 1:47:47
  Us and not gonna do that shit, probably, I say.
• 1:47:53
  I don't know. I'm looking at Sam's right.
• 1:47:54
  Now maybe, Sam, there's. A.
• 1:47:57
  Lot in here, yeah. I so I had a feeling this would
• 1:48:00
  happen. So it seems just on the face of
• 1:48:03
  it, Sam, do you know how to do the calculations on the
• 1:48:06
  spreadsheet? There's no easy way to count it
• 1:48:08
  up. Damn it.
• 1:48:11
  Hold on. Well, you might be able to,
• 1:48:12
  because they're just booleans. You might be able to calculate
• 1:48:15
  the the ratio of booleans. And we should have thought of
• 1:48:20
  this earlier. I listen.
• 1:48:24
  It should have been. Yeah, but while we're well,
• 1:48:30
  that's going on. Yeah.
• 1:48:33
  No, this is good. Looking at all the art, I
• 1:48:35
  forgot. Also 5V art Pretty good, pretty
• 1:48:38
  good. Hot take bud, Hot take hot.
• 1:48:41
  Take. What do you mean?
• 1:48:41
  Hot take? Sarcastic met.
• 1:48:44
  Yeah, fucking. I've seen 2 yards.
• 1:48:48
  It's something. I'm being very sarcastic.
• 1:48:51
  That was the joke. I see the joke.
• 1:48:53
  Just no, over there. Over Matt then, yeah.
• 1:48:56
  Well, it's you. So you know, I can.
• 1:48:57
  I never know if like what. Yeah, fucking 1617, but.
• 1:49:06
  Yeah. Where'd you guys get at home?
• 1:49:08
  Let us know in the comment section below.
• 1:49:10
  Did you smash as many monsters as us?
• 1:49:12
  What? Wait, sorry, no, no, wait.
• 1:49:14
  If we can't do the calculation, you know what?
• 1:49:16
  We'll post it on Twitter. Sure.
• 1:49:18
  Alright gentlemen, here's the real question.
• 1:49:21
  Yeah, if you can pick one monster from the Monster Manual
• 1:49:23
  as an absolute smash, you got your free pick of the of the
• 1:49:26
  litter. Which one you going with?
• 1:49:32
  Fuck. I think.
• 1:49:36
  Water Weird just comes to mind. The first one right off the bat,
• 1:49:41
  Well, that would be. Or not the water weird element,
• 1:49:45
  actually, either I'm fucking yeah, either water weird or
• 1:49:48
  elemental, I guess. It's basically the same shit,
• 1:49:50
  all right? Josh wants to get.
• 1:49:51
  Punched in the nose? Yeah, that wants to.
• 1:49:54
  Be true. All right.
• 1:49:55
  That's pretty good. OK.
• 1:49:56
  I have the counts Isaiah 1 by 11 now.
• 1:49:59
  I really. Holy shit, at 189 you can
• 1:50:04
  actually put them at the bottom of the spreadsheet.
• 1:50:07
  Nice. Yeah, no, that that's it's it's
• 1:50:08
  just a count if statement. Nice.
• 1:50:11
  Nice. So Isaiah said 189 smashes.
• 1:50:14
  Of the three, Matt said 148 smashes, I said 152 smashes and
• 1:50:21
  Sam said 178 SM. Wow.
• 1:50:27
  Damn. Isaiah, Isaiah and Sam were
• 1:50:31
  pretty, pretty neck and neck on that.
• 1:50:33
  Ian, Matt. Were the Knowles.
• 1:50:34
  And we're saying, yeah, it was the Knowles and the Coots,
• 1:50:37
  always. That's what put me ahead of the
• 1:50:38
  game. Yeah.
• 1:50:42
  Oh my God. Succubus being my, my, my
• 1:50:45
  secondary. That's a good one.
• 1:50:48
  Yeah, that's a good one. I forgot about Dryad.
• 1:50:52
  Yeah, some some sort of Dryad also probably in there for me.
• 1:50:57
  I, you know, I'm sure all the art is already.
• 1:51:02
  I'm shaping all of you. You didn't make the correct
• 1:51:06
  pick, which is cobalt, baby. I What didn't, Didn't we?
• 1:51:10
  I thought we all picked Cobalt. No, no, no, Not for your not for
• 1:51:13
  your prime choice Smash. Oh, yeah.
• 1:51:16
  Cobalt. I gotta be on this.
• 1:51:19
  I gotta go to cobalt. It's.
• 1:51:21
  There are different kinds. Secondary.
• 1:51:23
  Yeah. My first is Strider.
• 1:51:26
  Understandable, Sam. Understandable.
• 1:51:27
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:51:32
  I know what I'm about. It's like the awesome power
• 1:51:35
  scene. I also like to live dangerously.
• 1:51:39
  Let's see if I could get an actual answer out of myself.
• 1:51:42
  Probably. HM Yeah.
• 1:51:52
  Also, the Giants are pretty good, cuz.
• 1:51:54
  Giant. Anything that's like large or
• 1:51:56
  bigger that's a big fan of Death by Simpson.
• 1:51:59
  Yeah. It's like all I want to have is
• 1:52:01
  my head crushed in between a giant woman.
• 1:52:04
  A giant woman. OK, yeah, yeah, I'm stuck
• 1:52:10
  between cobold goblin and incubus.
• 1:52:15
  Oh, come. It's a fucking good though,
• 1:52:19
  yeah? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
• 1:52:22
  I'm gonna stick with Dreider for now.
• 1:52:23
  But like Sam, you gotta. You gotta.
• 1:52:25
  So you know what you have to do now?
• 1:52:28
  What? You gotta ask the wife what her
• 1:52:29
  prime pick is. Cracking.
• 1:52:33
  I already know that one. Cracking.
• 1:52:35
  Yeah. Damn, I know.
• 1:52:38
  I. Appreciate that in here.
• 1:52:40
  I appreciate that right there. Oh, my God.
• 1:52:47
  Yeah. You want a books that she's read
• 1:52:50
  The cracking. I see.
• 1:52:53
  OK, All right. Could I level you?
• 1:52:56
  I've got to be honest, I saw this going differently.
• 1:52:59
  Yeah. So a lot less numbers, yeah.
• 1:53:02
  The, yeah, the numbers wise, sorry let me suppose I I I saw
• 1:53:05
  the final numbers going way differently.
• 1:53:08
  What sense so I so if I my imagined leaderboard right it
• 1:53:12
  was going to be Sam then me and Matt and Josh.
• 1:53:17
  So I'm very it's very interesting that it is me, Sam.
• 1:53:26
  Also, it's basically almost all of us, like half a little over
• 1:53:30
  half little true. True. 100 some monsters, right?
• 1:53:35
  299 on this list. So, yeah, we basically almost
• 1:53:38
  got, yeah, more than half, yeah, we drop pretty even numbers
• 1:53:41
  across the board. It is the is the minute things
• 1:53:43
  that cause the change. Yeah.
• 1:53:48
  I'm just not gonna fuck fish people that are actually looking
• 1:53:51
  like fish. Like if you're a fish person who
• 1:53:55
  look like hot lady, that's different.
• 1:53:57
  Yeah, yeah, the fish. The fish is you.
• 1:53:58
  If you have a literal fish head, I.
• 1:54:01
  We can work with like I said, you know, even if I took them
• 1:54:06
  off the board, I still I'd only be 3 down.
• 1:54:10
  True. No.
• 1:54:12
  True. Where Mummy?
• 1:54:14
  I did say yes to Mummy. Yeah, Mummy's to Mummy.
• 1:54:18
  Mummy. Lord Kuwait was four, though It
• 1:54:20
  was 4, all right. Yeah, so 2.
• 1:54:23
  For mummy's 6 lumph, I also called out as a yes.
• 1:54:31
  I am. I I love them a little too much,
• 1:54:34
  you know that. It it's it's the opposite
• 1:54:36
  directions. Like, I love this so much, I
• 1:54:38
  don't want to fuck it. Doppelganger was the one where
• 1:54:43
  we were all like, come on, you know what?
• 1:54:45
  OK. And ironically, I will take
• 1:54:47
  Doppelganger. Yeah, it can look like whatever
• 1:54:51
  I want, so I can get a cobalt and a goblin.
• 1:54:55
  True. All right, let's wrap this
• 1:55:00
  fucking chaos up. Stupid shit you just heard,
• 1:55:06
  follower. Subscribe on whatever platform
• 1:55:08
  you're listening on and follower subscribe on Twitter And hey,
• 1:55:13
  maybe leave a comment of your smash, Pick your number one
• 1:55:18
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• 1:55:22
  Very interested to suit. The next time we do this, we
• 1:55:25
  gotta have like the the Mark Replier video where he's doing
• 1:55:28
  the Pokémon Smash Pass and just have the art in the corner every
• 1:55:32
  time. You're like, what I will do is
• 1:55:36
  next episode, I will anyone who comments on any of our stuff, I
• 1:55:40
  will judge your Smasher pass or shoot.
• 1:55:43
  Damn, I'm almost. I'm almost tempted to put a
• 1:55:47
  blank version of this. Yeah, on Twitter when we post
• 1:55:51
  it, just to see what people will.
• 1:55:52
  Actually use it? Well, you do.
• 1:55:54
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:55:59
  All right, then. That's been us.
• 1:56:01
  That's been sessions canceled. I hope you had fun.
• 1:56:05
  Yeah, I I hope we don't get actually cancelled for
• 1:56:09
  Catchable. Races back.
• 1:56:10
  Thanks for the last episode, guys.
• 1:56:12
  It's been a good run. Like The Witcher season three.
• 1:56:15
  You know, it's been fun. We're riding.
• 1:56:17
  Cancel it from the Internet. We did say some wild and shit.
• 1:56:20
  Probably gonna have to go on mast on now or whatever other
• 1:56:23
  fucking not Wichita. Blue sky.
• 1:56:26
  Blue sky. Yeah, Blue sky Mastodon threads.
• 1:56:29
  Thread options, Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:56:31
  Good Lord. All right, that'll be a wrap,
• 1:56:34
  everybody. They're turning the freaking
• 1:56:36
  Buddy Smash. Smash.