Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 514: So Long Arthur Juan
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- 0:00Speaker 1: M hm.
- 0:00Speaker 2: Unfortunately still look out the probably because you know what
- 0:15Speaker 2: I mean, is that story gonna be here when you
- 0:17Speaker 2: get back, because it looks.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Like The reason I say that is because it looks
- 0:21Speaker 3: like where that story looks like it's kind.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Of in the drenches a little bit, That's what I'm saying.
- 0:25Speaker 3: So maybe some civil earth, But you know, I wish
- 0:28Speaker 3: another mother words for him in his old that whole
- 0:31Speaker 3: fing that owns that story.
- 0:35Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hello everybody, what's going on? Uh? This is
- 0:40Speaker 5: the not that serious podcast. Uh.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Some have told me privately that this is the greatest
- 0:46Speaker 3: podcast in the world, and I'm inclined to believe them.
- 0:49Speaker 3: I am one of your favorite hosts.
- 0:52Speaker 6: Michael Lz he is in the building, my aka Doctor
- 0:56Speaker 6: Walt for aka Terror Cotta Titan, a k A.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Mister Angry Man. They were it's like when the parents
- 1:05Speaker 5: are fighting and you're scaring the kids. Yeah, I mean
- 1:08Speaker 5: it turned up now.
- 1:10Speaker 6: I was just we just got so off track of
- 1:12Speaker 6: what we were talking about, and it's like, what we're
- 1:14Speaker 6: even talking about.
- 1:15Speaker 4: I didn't go I didn't.
- 1:19Speaker 5: Ricks You're ugly in a different way. We were't talking about.
- 1:23Speaker 6: It was the Jalen Brunton conversation.
- 1:26Speaker 5: That that whole thing that did go.
- 1:28Speaker 6: Way and it took it took just random turns or
- 1:32Speaker 6: it's like, this.
- 1:32Speaker 5: Isn't what we're talking about. This is not what we're
- 1:35Speaker 5: talking about.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Man, it's hard just to wrap that. We're not done talking.
- 1:40Speaker 5: I want to say the past two months you've definitely
- 1:42Speaker 5: turned up like three good.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Times, because it was that and then it was Corey
- 1:47Speaker 4: the cap.
- 1:52Speaker 5: Because man, get more money, because what are we doing? Man?
- 1:58Speaker 6: And I'm sorry if I sound crazy because my allergies
- 2:01Speaker 6: are killing me, but yeah, that's a man.
- 2:07Speaker 5: Yeah, man, So.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Sorry, Cory's not here and I ain't gonna turn you up.
- 2:10Speaker 5: You're safe. Nah, Let's ship on him his empty chair
- 2:15Speaker 5: kicking in while he's God, damn jacket, whoa, that's my jacket,
- 2:21Speaker 5: to be honest, bitch ass jacket. Whole ass punk as
- 2:27Speaker 5: like a bitch as bocket with a bitch ass zipper.
- 2:30Speaker 5: Corny ass Zipper is probably broken. We're broken Zipper. Need
- 2:35Speaker 5: to get to jobs, zipper all wack Zipper needs.
- 2:41Speaker 6: Probably got holes in the sleeves running like a whole.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Bitch as inner line spilled that. But yeah, man, how's
- 2:49Speaker 5: everybody feelings doing? Shut shut to the people. I know
- 2:53Speaker 5: you're I know you guys are battling allergies and allergiens.
- 2:56Speaker 6: Yeah, gonads, because it just battling allergiens. But you know what,
- 3:01Speaker 6: I'm no longer battling.
- 3:04Speaker 5: What's that.
- 3:07Speaker 6: The chaytan what Shay Alexander shout out today? Today, I'm
- 3:20Speaker 6: feeling French.
- 3:21Speaker 5: Would rather point that out.
- 3:22Speaker 6: If you can't see me. The Haram has been defeated
- 3:25Speaker 6: this pack past weekend in.
- 3:27Speaker 5: The sports world.
- 3:29Speaker 6: I'm feeling very French arsenal loss to PSG for the
- 3:32Speaker 6: people that don't know about the soccer that happened and
- 3:35Speaker 6: uh Wimby and the boys down in San Antonio. They
- 3:39Speaker 6: took care of s G A and the Haram ball
- 3:42Speaker 6: that comes out of Oklahoma.
- 3:44Speaker 5: A good week for the French and bit France. Literally,
- 3:48Speaker 5: I I texted the guys this France saved sports. They
- 3:52Speaker 5: did their big one. Well we'll we'll, we'll let.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Your overrated food slide this time. M hm, you saved sports.
- 4:02Speaker 5: You did.
- 4:02Speaker 3: It's a good solid, a really good solid. So we'll
- 4:06Speaker 3: let y'all. We'll let that bullshit y'all pass off as
- 4:11Speaker 3: the highest cuisine like it's good techniques you're not gonna
- 4:18Speaker 3: pass off like your signals. Just dish is fucking snails
- 4:23Speaker 3: and tell me you're the peak of dining.
- 4:25Speaker 5: You're not doing that. No, no, no, you can't even
- 4:27Speaker 5: seizon them bitches, because if you salt them, they'll die.
- 4:30Speaker 6: Say, ratitude is really they do a lot of oor farming.
- 4:34Speaker 6: Ratitude is really not that good.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I'm not gonna want spiral gratitude exactly excellent. Yes, ratitude
- 4:42Speaker 5: the dish in the movie leaves a lot to be desired.
- 4:48Speaker 4: They get a lot of a lot.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Of lots of looks maxing.
- 4:55Speaker 3: But yeah, technique maxing. Oh but yes, France, sit sports.
- 5:02Speaker 3: Did you you watched the u CL final right, m
- 5:05Speaker 3: Yeah it was that was delicious.
- 5:07Speaker 6: It was delicious. But yeah it went to penalty and.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Literally it came down to the last one and it
- 5:14Speaker 5: couldn't have happened to a better guy. It could have
- 5:17Speaker 5: happened to a guy.
- 5:19Speaker 6: No, he missed Gabrielle. Gabrielle from Arsenal. He missed over
- 5:24Speaker 6: the bar.
- 5:25Speaker 5: Yeah, he's supposed to be that guy.
- 5:29Speaker 6: I mean he is a defender and he missed it.
- 5:32Speaker 5: People, I know certain defenders that make their that make.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Their over the Barlow realized what that's like, what happens?
- 5:43Speaker 4: That's that's called pissing down your leg.
- 5:45Speaker 5: No, that's pissing down your leg. I'm sorry, I don't
- 5:46Speaker 5: I don't care. You know they block it? Sure, but
- 5:49Speaker 5: is that the most hot Steaks sports situation.
- 5:53Speaker 6: That would say the World Cup final might be more.
- 5:56Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like the p ks versus like, oh yeah,
- 6:00Speaker 3: field goal versus like maybe.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Like nah, I would say like free throws the game
- 6:04Speaker 4: online something like like I would say something that is
- 6:07Speaker 4: harder than that. It's probably baseball.
- 6:10Speaker 5: Yeah, but like the no baseball where it's like you
- 6:13Speaker 5: either hit well yeah, if you're the last at back,
- 6:16Speaker 5: and that's what get there. I think with baseball. But
- 6:20Speaker 5: baseball you have at.
- 6:20Speaker 4: Least three chances. I mean you get three. I mean yeah,
- 6:24Speaker 4: with you get.
- 6:25Speaker 5: No singular person like you are the last person. If
- 6:29Speaker 5: you make this PK, you guys live. If you don't,
- 6:33Speaker 5: you lose.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's only one.
- 6:35Speaker 5: There's only one go so and then I think that
- 6:41Speaker 5: to me, maybe in no harder job than me in
- 6:44Speaker 5: a Goalian PK situation, because.
- 6:47Speaker 6: Just like it's so much space, yeah, and for for
- 6:51Speaker 6: a good penalty kick to stop it, you usually have
- 6:53Speaker 6: to like move right, Yeah, and you have to move
- 6:56Speaker 6: before they kick the ball. You have to start your
- 6:58Speaker 6: movement before they kick the ball.
- 7:00Speaker 5: Read.
- 7:00Speaker 4: But I don't think either of those things are harder
- 7:01Speaker 4: than hitting a baseball.
- 7:03Speaker 6: Right, But that's part of the normal game. Like, that's
- 7:05Speaker 6: just normal, and there's three chances, like you said, there's
- 7:07Speaker 6: at least three.
- 7:09Speaker 4: Tacking and saving the balls part of the normal game too.
- 7:12Speaker 5: Not in that one, they're talking about a game on
- 7:14Speaker 5: the line, game on the line one on one face
- 7:17Speaker 5: of that's not a normal in game situation.
- 7:20Speaker 4: But I'm talking about the difficulty level.
- 7:22Speaker 6: No, we're not saying the difficulty level. We're just talking
- 7:25Speaker 6: about like the high stake outside of the normal normal game.
- 7:29Speaker 4: So would y'all would y'all say that the stakes are
- 7:31Speaker 4: higher than missing a field goal or making a field goal,
- 7:34Speaker 4: because that's even further.
- 7:35Speaker 5: You know what I possibly because.
- 7:38Speaker 4: You only get one chance at that and it's fifty yards.
- 7:41Speaker 5: What might Oh, it doesn't have to be fifty yards
- 7:43Speaker 5: might what might go get?
- 7:44Speaker 6: That's the thing, because the field goals depend.
- 7:47Speaker 4: On you, like you need there's a set there's a
- 7:50Speaker 4: set distance for that.
- 7:51Speaker 6: Yeah, But that's the thing a field goal, Like, if
- 7:54Speaker 6: we're going to talk about the field goal, you have
- 7:55Speaker 6: to add in aspects of like, oh they're fifty something
- 7:57Speaker 6: yards away.
- 7:58Speaker 4: There there's a lot more variables. Yeah, so the snapmaster,
- 8:01Speaker 4: the hole has to be right, the wind.
- 8:05Speaker 6: Has to do I'm saying like, that's not a set
- 8:08Speaker 6: thing where we can just say, we'd have to like specify,
- 8:10Speaker 6: like a fifty five yard field goal.
- 8:12Speaker 4: I'm gonna I might go damn near any field any
- 8:14Speaker 4: field goal, because they're all further. They're all probably gonna
- 8:17Speaker 4: be further than.
- 8:18Speaker 5: An extra thirty five yard field goal.
- 8:20Speaker 4: An extra point is further than a penalty kick.
- 8:23Speaker 6: Yeah, but they that's.
- 8:24Speaker 5: Not all they do, though, What do soccer player to do.
- 8:29Speaker 6: The rest of the game?
- 8:30Speaker 5: The rest of the game the ball? But what hold
- 8:33Speaker 5: on in a soccer match? You're doing that after you
- 8:36Speaker 5: don't play the whole game and two extra periods.
- 8:40Speaker 4: I feel goal like you were out there the whole time.
- 8:42Speaker 4: This boy might not kick the ball.
- 8:44Speaker 5: The whole game that and then but you might kick
- 8:47Speaker 5: the ball and now they're like, yo, he can kill
- 8:50Speaker 5: this real quick. The difference now hopping on Elsie's side
- 8:54Speaker 5: is there's a bunch of variables that could happen before
- 8:57Speaker 5: he even gets a chance to kick it. Yeah, let's not.
- 8:59Speaker 5: Let's let and when I when plays a huge factor
- 9:02Speaker 5: in that too.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Let's get away when and all that I'm talking about
- 9:05Speaker 3: just you being able to do the thing, and then
- 9:08Speaker 3: let's say everything goes right, and the only thing that
- 9:10Speaker 3: stopped this from being good and like successful is you
- 9:14Speaker 3: kicking the field goal.
- 9:15Speaker 5: I think the more pressure is on the p K.
- 9:18Speaker 4: I have a better.
- 9:18Speaker 5: I have a better. You could get out there right now.
- 9:21Speaker 4: You could, Mike, You can get out there right now
- 9:23Speaker 4: and probably hit a penalty against somebody.
- 9:26Speaker 5: No way, an actual goal, an actual goalie.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Do you think those the chances of you doing that
- 9:32Speaker 4: are way higher than you hanging a forty yard field goal?
- 9:35Speaker 4: They're actually I don't even know.
- 9:37Speaker 5: I don't even.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Because he can't kick that far. But that's a that's
- 9:42Speaker 6: a skill issue. That's going away from what Mike saying.
- 9:44Speaker 6: He's just talking about pressure, the pressure, not the difficulty.
- 9:48Speaker 5: Just the pressure.
- 9:48Speaker 4: And I'm putting the pressure and difficulty together.
- 9:51Speaker 6: But that's not what he's saying.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Even if we are doing just the pressure, I'm still
- 9:54Speaker 4: going to say the field goal. Okay, I'm not, that's
- 10:00Speaker 4: not I'm not mad at it, but yeah, I'm not.
- 10:04Speaker 4: I'm not to take anything away from p K's I mean,
- 10:06Speaker 4: I love watching.
- 10:07Speaker 6: The hate watching you really because it's just like a
- 10:13Speaker 6: way to end the game.
- 10:14Speaker 5: But there's like the golden goal.
- 10:18Speaker 6: I feel like there's really no good way because exactly
- 10:21Speaker 6: once you start doing that, it's just like but.
- 10:23Speaker 5: There's so much that was already played before then.
- 10:25Speaker 6: That's why, yeah, you have to there's really no good
- 10:28Speaker 6: way to.
- 10:28Speaker 5: That's like a basketball games, yeah, exactly.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Asked, But there's there was so much bore it.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Would be hilarious, like if there was only your last
- 10:41Speaker 5: like big man maximum of two overtimes in basketball.
- 10:45Speaker 6: Like when it's the keepers versus the keepers, like I've
- 10:47Speaker 6: seen that my team Manchester United, they were in the
- 10:49Speaker 6: Europa League Final and exactly and David Dey didn't save
- 10:56Speaker 6: a single penalty and it went through all ten p
- 11:00Speaker 6: then it was his turn to kick.
- 11:01Speaker 5: What did he do? Missus?
- 11:04Speaker 6: That's all right? Man, A right man's down, his leg
- 11:08Speaker 6: it is in his soud Like investigate this, nigga find
- 11:12Speaker 6: his best slip.
- 11:15Speaker 5: You know, you know who else sucks with dookie right now, you.
- 11:18Speaker 6: Know who else has dookie in the socks? Chet Holmgren.
- 11:22Speaker 5: That Nigga got ship every I don't want to see.
- 11:27Speaker 6: I don't want to see him in the US A Jersey.
- 11:29Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, listen then now holds strong. If anybody
- 11:34Speaker 5: was digging in their ass the whole game chat holme,
- 11:38Speaker 5: Brew was digging in his own but I'm about to
- 11:42Speaker 5: say what he was digging in his butt.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Like literally digging in his button. Now, he wasn't digging
- 11:50Speaker 4: in Wimby. He digging in his After he took breaks.
- 11:53Speaker 5: From digging his own butt, Winby started digging at them.
- 11:56Speaker 5: So it was always something something in his ass.
- 12:00Speaker 4: Let me dunk on him.
- 12:01Speaker 5: I was like, game, Ye, spirit broke that was it.
- 12:03Speaker 5: That's that's that broke him.
- 12:05Speaker 4: That's all Wenby wanted though, like he I think he
- 12:08Speaker 4: truly hates him now real hat when he when.
- 12:11Speaker 5: His mom would check's mom came up to him, is
- 12:14Speaker 5: that he's literally was just a sweet lady was like, hey,
- 12:17Speaker 5: you know I'm chested mom. That you know what Nigga said.
- 12:19Speaker 5: I know.
- 12:23Speaker 6: He was looking up his family tree. He's oh I
- 12:26Speaker 6: hated Oh I.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Know who you are. Oh wow, Victor High. How you know,
- 12:29Speaker 5: I'm tex Mom, Stacey, I know. And that's the fine,
- 12:35Speaker 5: the reason, that's the whole of that interaction.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Love all because what check won the NB like you
- 12:43Speaker 4: over him? I think he wanted Like the m v
- 12:44Speaker 4: P too was like, Yo, this nigga is not good.
- 12:49Speaker 5: I'm better than him.
- 12:51Speaker 6: And and it's undeniable.
- 12:55Speaker 5: Now it's not even close now, Like it's that nigga
- 12:59Speaker 5: was so afraid and I listen, Shay and Shaye, He's like,
- 13:04Speaker 5: to the game, they feel bathroom because nobody. He wasn't
- 13:08Speaker 5: getting shipped from nobody.
- 13:12Speaker 6: In the first first quarter.
- 13:13Speaker 5: No, he was balling the whole game. The fucking like
- 13:17Speaker 5: watching these games, like the coach fucked up because he
- 13:21Speaker 5: took Jerry McCain out, the only person, the only other
- 13:23Speaker 5: person scoring to that game, and I'm like, why not
- 13:26Speaker 5: keep them both in the game at the same time,
- 13:29Speaker 5: And then he didn't put McCain back in the game
- 13:31Speaker 5: to like two minutes left. I'm like, what the fuck
- 13:33Speaker 5: are you doing, bro, he's the only other person scoring,
- 13:35Speaker 5: you know, to keep him on the bench, Like what
- 13:37Speaker 5: do we like this game?
- 13:39Speaker 4: Seven?
- 13:39Speaker 5: Like he's like, I'm like, what are we doing?
- 13:42Speaker 4: The right, yeah, no, I gotta get my starters in
- 13:45Speaker 4: there so they can they can ramp it up.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Started doing ship.
- 13:49Speaker 4: This is how the game's going. You gotta put that
- 13:51Speaker 4: back starts.
- 13:52Speaker 6: Listen, they had thirty minutes. They're not starting anything.
- 13:56Speaker 3: I don't want to shoot the coaches like mad Bell,
- 13:58Speaker 3: but it's like it's hard to ratch when like one
- 14:00Speaker 3: player is literally actually afraid out there, like Chat is,
- 14:05Speaker 3: like he was afraid, Like he took two shots.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Right, yeah, two shots four points. Well, he took two
- 14:13Speaker 5: shots up until the fourth quarter.
- 14:15Speaker 4: Yeah, he tried to take him off the dribble that
- 14:17Speaker 4: one time and just passed it back and go and then.
- 14:20Speaker 5: He got the ball back and remember probably they were
- 14:26Speaker 5: just passing like Nigga. He ain't want none of that, bro,
- 14:31Speaker 5: he ain't want nothing to do with that ship. It's
- 14:33Speaker 5: like they didn't make all that money his contract.
- 14:35Speaker 6: Kicks, he's the highest paid player.
- 14:38Speaker 5: He's gonna be their highest paid.
- 14:39Speaker 4: Player, is going to be their highest paid player more
- 14:42Speaker 4: than kicks next.
- 14:44Speaker 5: Year, the Supermas. I love that for them, bro, the
- 14:47Speaker 5: fucked It's so crazy how changes in the year, because
- 14:51Speaker 5: literally last year they're like these niggas Dynasty. I mean
- 14:55Speaker 5: I mean they still can be.
- 14:57Speaker 4: I don't think they're gonna be.
- 14:58Speaker 5: They went up against another team that could be a dynasty. Yeah,
- 15:02Speaker 5: I think that's the real dowt that Nigga ain't going nowhere.
- 15:06Speaker 5: Jet's not going anywhere he needs to go. Jet's not
- 15:09Speaker 5: the solution. That's not the as we saw that Nigga's
- 15:13Speaker 5: not the solution, because it's literally like, yeah, that Nigga
- 15:17Speaker 5: could be nice or whatever, but unfortunately he's.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Got to run into aig It's going to be a
- 15:22Speaker 4: real unicorn in San Antonio his whole career.
- 15:25Speaker 5: He's not about to have a bad series people. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 15:28Speaker 5: a bad series to the point where that like, now,
- 15:30Speaker 5: the whole team I'm saying the whole team is cooked
- 15:34Speaker 5: because he I'm sorry, no, go for it. The whole
- 15:40Speaker 5: team is cool. The whole team is cooked because number one,
- 15:43Speaker 5: they're not going nowhere and they're young, younger.
- 15:46Speaker 6: And this has happened all season. But it wasn't just
- 15:49Speaker 6: the series. It was the whole season. The Spurs were
- 15:52Speaker 6: beating them in the regular season and it's like, oh
- 15:54Speaker 6: the post postseason, maybe that'll be different.
- 15:57Speaker 5: It was close, and I'm not one hundred on the contract. Okay, see,
- 16:00Speaker 5: but aren't some players They're gonna have to make some
- 16:02Speaker 5: decisions on some players.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I mean they already locked in their maan like Jalen
- 16:05Speaker 4: Williams is already. I think you're gonna trade him.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Though he don't. He has injury. He has injuries. You know.
- 16:10Speaker 5: I think I can't tell. It's too Jalen so the
- 16:13Speaker 5: black the regular nigga one.
- 16:16Speaker 4: I'm sorry, just like called him ugly.
- 16:19Speaker 5: No, he's ugly as that niggas ugly. He's ugly.
- 16:25Speaker 6: I think that's color. That sounds like color is.
- 16:28Speaker 4: That is looking I looked at him. He looks He's
- 16:31Speaker 4: just like a regular guy.
- 16:32Speaker 5: To Megular, I wouldn't call him.
- 16:35Speaker 6: All right, Listeners in the comments, let us know if
- 16:37Speaker 6: Jalen went Williams on the thunder dark ugly, the dark
- 16:40Speaker 6: skinned one, we're.
- 16:41Speaker 5: Not the one look like a light skinned future.
- 16:44Speaker 4: Yeah he does like he he.
- 16:47Speaker 6: I was gonna say he looks like Asian Duke Dennis.
- 16:50Speaker 5: He was like both of us. I don't.
- 16:53Speaker 4: But anyways, I think I think that nigga Jayalen Williams
- 16:56Speaker 4: might end up getting traded for the Jaylen Brown. No,
- 17:01Speaker 4: that's my hot take for they can't afford that.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Who Okay, Jillen rerowns, like on Supermax.
- 17:06Speaker 4: They're both on super Maxes. Yes, he's not on a
- 17:10Speaker 4: super Yes he is his look it up, he's he
- 17:13Speaker 4: got a Supermax.
- 17:14Speaker 5: No, I know they get a super Max. You gotta
- 17:15Speaker 5: be an all star he was they got. They gave
- 17:18Speaker 5: that nigga a supermant shade from Uh, he can't be
- 17:21Speaker 5: on Supermax with them because he can, because she's been
- 17:24Speaker 5: there long enough. I thought she was on the Clippers.
- 17:25Speaker 5: I thought you get a super Bax with the team
- 17:27Speaker 5: you were drafted by. No, you, I think you have
- 17:30Speaker 5: to be an all star on that team. Yeah, qualifiers
- 17:33Speaker 5: next year.
- 17:33Speaker 6: He's set to make forty one million dollars for Jalen
- 17:37Speaker 6: Williams oh designated rookie Max.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a super Max for he got.
- 17:44Speaker 4: He got too much damn money for. I don't know
- 17:46Speaker 4: what the fuck they were thinking.
- 17:47Speaker 5: And then Nigga Ship he's lou Door.
- 17:50Speaker 6: He's there for defense. He's there to be Haitian run
- 17:55Speaker 6: people over step on some ankles.
- 17:57Speaker 5: He's there to be Haitian football. Yeah.
- 18:00Speaker 4: That niggas fucking annoying, bro. I can't I can't wait
- 18:02Speaker 4: until I see the ESPN take across my screen. Lou
- 18:04Speaker 4: Dort retires and thank you.
- 18:07Speaker 5: Something like god.
- 18:11Speaker 6: You had lou dor found that in the hotel room.
- 18:15Speaker 5: My god, damn lou Dort chokes on German chocolate bar.
- 18:20Speaker 6: WHOA, no, not su that was in the corner, just
- 18:25Speaker 6: like no, you see me at the.
- 18:26Speaker 5: Funeral Sea chicken bowl. Over picked the gram Finally successful.
- 18:31Speaker 5: I finally did it. It worked. Hell no, no, I
- 18:35Speaker 5: can't be able to lead. But I had one more.
- 18:38Speaker 6: We can talk about it more. But I had another
- 18:40Speaker 6: thing to say about the Thunder and s g A.
- 18:43Speaker 6: I'm tired of being gas lit by these Thunder fans.
- 18:46Speaker 6: They put up highlights from Shay from the last game,
- 18:49Speaker 6: saying like, oh.
- 18:50Speaker 5: How how can you hate on this?
- 18:51Speaker 6: And it's just him playing normal basketball, which is not
- 18:54Speaker 6: what everyone was hating on. You can't gaslight us. We
- 18:57Speaker 6: saw the table.
- 18:58Speaker 4: It was six games before that when he wasn't playing
- 19:00Speaker 4: regular basket. So it's just high less of him shipping
- 19:02Speaker 4: on Julian Champagnee like I don't care like my man,
- 19:08Speaker 4: like the man is nasty. Mid range game is disgusting.
- 19:12Speaker 4: He get to a spot that shots going again. I
- 19:14Speaker 4: don't know why he has to do all that extra.
- 19:16Speaker 4: You don't have to because you don't have to do that.
- 19:19Speaker 4: We don't have to do the extra shit. But like
- 19:21Speaker 4: I think, I don't know if I tweeted this or
- 19:22Speaker 4: I texted it. I think he's one of those players
- 19:24Speaker 4: who equates getting bullshit calls to being elite. It's like,
- 19:30Speaker 4: you don't need you don't have to chase those in
- 19:33Speaker 4: order to score efficiently, or you're trying to. He's trying
- 19:36Speaker 4: to score easier, and I think he equates that to
- 19:38Speaker 4: being elite.
- 19:39Speaker 5: I mean, the the higher caliber to play is the
- 19:42Speaker 5: more calls that they get. That that's always been a thing.
- 19:45Speaker 4: But yeah, but I think he kind of like forces
- 19:48Speaker 4: the issue a little bit, oh for sure, especially for
- 19:50Speaker 4: somebody like him who can score effortlessly. He doesn't have
- 19:54Speaker 4: to try, he just does it. But when you see
- 19:56Speaker 4: him flopping around the shit like it, nothing looks natural
- 19:59Speaker 4: about it. So that's why people call it out because
- 20:01Speaker 4: it's like, Bro, you don't We've seen you dump on people,
- 20:04Speaker 4: We've seen you do whatever you want.
- 20:06Speaker 5: Wow, what is all this look? You're just it's not you.
- 20:08Speaker 5: That's not even your game. Because one of those things
- 20:10Speaker 5: where is like if I don't got to try, why, yes,
- 20:13Speaker 5: they're gonna put me on the line.
- 20:15Speaker 6: But that's that's why we have to hold the refs accountable.
- 20:18Speaker 5: Yes, exact find them niggas, bro find the rest. I think, yeah,
- 20:22Speaker 5: that should be the thing in all sports, like really,
- 20:24Speaker 5: like you know how they do post game interviews for
- 20:27Speaker 5: like rest, like have them really.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Come up and explain their thought process, like be held accountable,
- 20:34Speaker 3: Like yeah, why did you go there?
- 20:35Speaker 5: Why did you look at the fucking miss Johnson when
- 20:38Speaker 5: he was asking for a job and you you just
- 20:42Speaker 5: looked at his face and said nothing.
- 20:44Speaker 6: He was like, what's going on?
- 20:48Speaker 5: Because what are you talking about? I'm looking you in
- 20:50Speaker 5: your face doing this and you're talking about And he said, Man,
- 20:55Speaker 5: all levels be pussy bro at all levels. I'd love
- 20:59Speaker 5: to be a wrath know you want it? I would.
- 21:01Speaker 5: It's not worth the stress. I would be cussing them
- 21:04Speaker 5: niggas out and you wouldn't be roughing anywhere. Sure, but
- 21:08Speaker 5: I have a fun game though. You don't get the
- 21:11Speaker 5: funk out of my face. Nigga, Man, why don't the
- 21:14Speaker 5: rest due? Like nigga, you don't get the fuck niggas
- 21:16Speaker 5: you ain't getting ship, nigga.
- 21:17Speaker 4: They talked about that. I forget who was talking. It
- 21:19Speaker 4: was like KG talking about refs was talking crazy. Yeah,
- 21:22Speaker 4: they said a lot of them used to talk crazy.
- 21:25Speaker 4: I'm sure they still do talk crazy. We just don't
- 21:27Speaker 4: see it, don't Gucci man, the Gucci man be talking crazy.
- 21:32Speaker 4: It's this one Caucasian ref that's on social media that
- 21:36Speaker 4: be like he'd be keeping a rail with the UH,
- 21:39Speaker 4: with the players and the coach and he like.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I'm not calling that bullshit. That's a weak ass foul.
- 21:42Speaker 5: I ain't doing that.
- 21:43Speaker 4: You're talking about the dude the refue mic himself up. Yeah,
- 21:46Speaker 4: and you sound black?
- 21:47Speaker 5: Yeah? Do we do like record games or something like that?
- 21:50Speaker 5: He does like au he does a more res like that, like, man,
- 21:54Speaker 5: get the fuck no, like like like you asked me,
- 21:58Speaker 5: you asked me for another call again. I swear to god,
- 21:59Speaker 5: I'm geting those type of referees. I'm cool with those
- 22:03Speaker 5: type of referees because you're telling me where you're right.
- 22:05Speaker 5: I tell you where I'm at. Ira cool. But it's
- 22:08Speaker 5: the ones that you can't say ship to him that'd
- 22:11Speaker 5: be like, yo, I will choke you in your.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Throat, bro, because that ass you got literally out there
- 22:16Speaker 4: like people.
- 22:18Speaker 5: One of your throat versus like no, no, no, no,
- 22:21Speaker 5: He's gonna go inside their mouth side, inside the frost,
- 22:25Speaker 5: not around your like like hand inside.
- 22:27Speaker 4: I'm getting like this, I'm getting in you.
- 22:31Speaker 5: You need to expands his hands feeding and feeding you
- 22:39Speaker 5: because just just just real quick and we can move on. UH.
- 22:47Speaker 5: Every now and then I play UH on a rec
- 22:50Speaker 5: league whenever, like a guy, know, he calls me like
- 22:53Speaker 5: we need one, I call my show up. Last game
- 22:56Speaker 5: I played, I got a technical foul for walking away
- 23:01Speaker 5: from the reft. The referee was was arguing with one
- 23:04Speaker 5: of the players, and I'm like, that's not actually the rule,
- 23:07Speaker 5: and he was like, all right, that's that's enough from you.
- 23:09Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, bro, walk I waved him off,
- 23:12Speaker 5: walked away, and I got a tech. And the wave
- 23:14Speaker 5: off is a tech. Mike, Just mind you. That's the
- 23:19Speaker 5: first thing. That's the first thing I said to him
- 23:21Speaker 5: the whole day. That's the first thing I said to
- 23:23Speaker 5: him the whole day. And he was like, all right,
- 23:25Speaker 5: that's enough from you. I'm like, Nick, i't even say
- 23:27Speaker 5: ship whatever, bro. I got a tech. And then later
- 23:29Speaker 5: in the game, UH one of the other players on
- 23:33Speaker 5: the other team got fouled, and he looked at the
- 23:36Speaker 5: other raft tomboyt something and you'll call that ship next time.
- 23:38Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh, he can curse at you and
- 23:40Speaker 5: I get a tech. But I walk away and I
- 23:41Speaker 5: get a tech. Motherfucker told me to get out the game.
- 23:43Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, y'all, look pussy right now. Are dead
- 23:45Speaker 5: ass right now?
- 23:46Speaker 4: He told you got thrown out the game.
- 23:49Speaker 5: I got put out the I gotta put out the
- 23:50Speaker 5: game for the the that possession, but I wind up
- 23:53Speaker 5: getting back in again. I'm like, Yo, are y'all dead
- 23:54Speaker 5: ass right now? Like you know y'all like like we
- 23:57Speaker 5: paid y'all to be here, right, That's what the fuck
- 24:00Speaker 5: I said. Give me about five dollars back, like rumbing
- 24:04Speaker 5: my ship, give my money. Like some of these reps, bro,
- 24:07Speaker 5: Like some of these reps really do be pussy, bro, and.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Like has to be these egos, bro.
- 24:12Speaker 5: Yeah, pussy that's what SHA said. They called the fucking
- 24:17Speaker 5: gun exactly. Give a ship. Niggas. Niggas be controlled freaks, bro,
- 24:22Speaker 5: they can they control the game. Nobody's here to see you.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Otis ain't gonna lie. That'd be one of those reps.
- 24:26Speaker 5: And we know and like I said, you wouldn't be refing.
- 24:30Speaker 6: I got the rep, I got, I got the power.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Shut up, nigga, Michael be able to like what.
- 24:43Speaker 4: To look at his say what put your mom out
- 24:47Speaker 4: on the stands and if she looked good, I won't
- 24:48Speaker 4: call nothing on.
- 24:49Speaker 5: You tell Okay. So that's the mama double technically double
- 24:56Speaker 5: get out, double take fine ass mama leaf. So I
- 24:59Speaker 5: can suck her leave some walking sucker. Oh god, yeah yeah,
- 25:06Speaker 5: bring your baby my mouth right right, I'm gonna have
- 25:08Speaker 5: her blowing my whistle. Bring your baby. You know the wits.
- 25:16Speaker 5: That's the rule.
- 25:18Speaker 4: I can imagine Mike just wrapping one end of the court,
- 25:20Speaker 4: like just sitting there like I'm a god, I got
- 25:22Speaker 4: this side, y'all come down here, you come down.
- 25:26Speaker 5: Here's your ass, Mike, like I ain't passing. Mike the
- 25:29Speaker 5: first work around me like it's soccernig don't I ain't.
- 25:35Speaker 5: He got a little pull out chair, a little lawn chair, ye,
- 25:39Speaker 5: one of them inflatable, the most sedentary ref We work
- 25:48Speaker 5: around me like move around. Technically the referee is a
- 25:53Speaker 5: part of the court. Technically, throw the ball at him.
- 25:55Speaker 5: Just not see how skills you really are? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 26:03Speaker 5: they should always be like a cuss out person that's
- 26:05Speaker 5: allowed to cust people out.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Speaking of custle of people out, we're gonna talk about
- 26:09Speaker 4: Arthur Arthur, Arthur Arthur.
- 26:12Speaker 5: Wan Oh yeah, I mean so, I mean, I guess
- 26:17Speaker 5: oh okay, yes, before we get to that, there's a
- 26:19Speaker 5: bigger let's say, you got it. But mhmm, we're all cook, guys.
- 26:27Speaker 5: We're talking about Miles Gears on the Rams. Bro. We're
- 26:29Speaker 5: all We'll wait and say we're still fine. You guys
- 26:34Speaker 5: are fine.
- 26:34Speaker 4: We're fine.
- 26:35Speaker 5: We're fine. We've we played them niggas week four. We're
- 26:38Speaker 5: the Eagles.
- 26:39Speaker 4: Yeah good, We're not the Saints or something.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Don't worry about that. The Giants on the Yah, what
- 26:48Speaker 5: y'all niggas is? I don't think it's there. My man
- 26:53Speaker 5: ain't got nothing.
- 26:54Speaker 6: They're coming together. Remember the Titans.
- 26:56Speaker 4: Gott love and stronger than hate.
- 26:59Speaker 5: Y'all shut up to Jamis, that's my honor? Yeah? Was
- 27:04Speaker 5: that was that? Was that? Already talked about this last
- 27:07Speaker 5: What was that was that Jameis? Was that quote?
- 27:09Speaker 6: Was that him talking about like, yeah, he's talking about
- 27:13Speaker 6: that situation.
- 27:14Speaker 5: He's still the Giants right now. Yeah, I didn't know that.
- 27:19Speaker 4: I wish he would go somewhere somebody else. He should
- 27:21Speaker 4: just play on a different team every season he got,
- 27:23Speaker 4: they got, They already got lucky they had him. He
- 27:25Speaker 4: should go somewhere else.
- 27:26Speaker 5: Everybody should get a piece.
- 27:27Speaker 4: Everybody should get piece of everybody to like he should
- 27:30Speaker 4: have went to like Washington or something like. Everyone should
- 27:33Speaker 4: have a chance.
- 27:33Speaker 5: That he should do like a three week test on
- 27:36Speaker 5: every I want James on the Eagles so bad? Bro,
- 27:40Speaker 5: Why I want to buy it, Jameis winston Er, Yes,
- 27:42Speaker 5: because you can buy one that's not Jalen Hurts reacting
- 27:49Speaker 5: yes to James. I just want to see Stoke like.
- 27:52Speaker 5: I think he might be the only nigga to break
- 27:53Speaker 5: motherfucker out of that character he might Findly, what are
- 27:58Speaker 5: you talking about?
- 27:58Speaker 4: Like, y'all haven't him there for another year? Is just selfish.
- 28:01Speaker 4: He should be somewhere else.
- 28:02Speaker 5: You don't deserve no, okay, everybody deserves me. He can
- 28:07Speaker 5: always leave if he wanted to, he decided he wanted to.
- 28:09Speaker 5: You too, are nonchalant about this because you both got
- 28:11Speaker 5: a taste of it. Yes, we got a taste. We
- 28:15Speaker 5: both had Jamis so that's why I'm still eating W's exactly.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Everyone deserves to have Jameis Winston on.
- 28:24Speaker 5: I mean, he's definitely a character, he's a little girl.
- 28:26Speaker 5: He's definitely a promise that was bobbed in churches. They
- 28:29Speaker 5: still still I mean he was. In fact, I didn't
- 28:35Speaker 5: expect him to be doing that. I was like, okay,
- 28:37Speaker 5: Lucid Jamis, I haven't seen.
- 28:39Speaker 4: You in a while from Burnham, Alabama's ye, but yeah,
- 28:45Speaker 4: what else?
- 28:46Speaker 5: I mean, Arthur One, that nigga's out of here, thankfully
- 28:50Speaker 5: it's a long time coming. Mm hmm. Got rid of
- 28:53Speaker 5: that whole ass nigga. He was talking about a J. Brown. Oh, okay,
- 28:59Speaker 5: thank you. I'm not thinking that nigga for nothing. I'm
- 29:02Speaker 5: not thinking that nigga for nothing Bowl.
- 29:06Speaker 4: I think cool thanks by.
- 29:08Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can thank him for super Bowl. You
- 29:10Speaker 5: don't got to be an asked. He wasn't ask you,
- 29:14Speaker 5: all right, thanks for having them passes from Drake may
- 29:18Speaker 5: sail over your head. You have fun with that?
- 29:21Speaker 4: You've seen photoshops or not? Photo show Ai put an
- 29:24Speaker 4: AI picture of himself on the Patrists Jersey?
- 29:26Speaker 5: When did he do that?
- 29:27Speaker 4: That's on his Instagram right now. As soon as he
- 29:29Speaker 4: got you look at the picture of him as a
- 29:35Speaker 4: child with the Patriots jersey.
- 29:36Speaker 6: On, I think you meant like him.
- 29:39Speaker 5: Yeah, people, it's an AI.
- 29:42Speaker 4: Picture of him with a Patriots jersey on, Like he's
- 29:44Speaker 4: been a Patriots fan, but it's clearly AI.
- 29:47Speaker 3: And like, okay, so today is June first, if you're whenever,
- 29:51Speaker 3: you're listening, and the the trade was speculated to go
- 29:56Speaker 3: down today for months now. And he's so whacked because
- 30:00Speaker 3: on today, as soon as they started, he deactivated his Twitter.
- 30:03Speaker 5: You're a dork. He's smart, we are his comments off
- 30:08Speaker 5: on Instagram, he love everything.
- 30:10Speaker 4: And then and then he put up an ad, like
- 30:13Speaker 4: right before I got here, he put up an ad
- 30:14Speaker 4: talking about.
- 30:17Speaker 5: What is it?
- 30:18Speaker 4: It's some company he's talking about moving, probably gambling.
- 30:21Speaker 6: No, it's not even it's a moving company.
- 30:22Speaker 5: It's like a movie. Smart company.
- 30:25Speaker 6: That's that's smart.
- 30:27Speaker 5: Good business. Do I'm cool?
- 30:30Speaker 4: And then he got an interview dropping with Maria Taylor.
- 30:33Speaker 6: Hey, all right, good for him, nasty man.
- 30:38Speaker 5: Next out of here, shut out Newland.
- 30:42Speaker 4: You got your super Bowl?
- 30:43Speaker 5: Real niggas whatever.
- 30:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really have I said all I needed
- 30:47Speaker 3: to say. At the end of the season, when I
- 30:49Speaker 3: was really mad at him, I accepted that he was
- 30:52Speaker 3: going very early, So I don't have no feeling he's
- 30:55Speaker 3: still a dork.
- 30:55Speaker 5: I don't care. Whenever, have fun over there in the
- 30:57Speaker 5: Fox Bromm we getting but whoever flow all day.
- 31:03Speaker 4: We saw that he don't really care at this point
- 31:05Speaker 4: his career in and about winning. It's about him getting
- 31:07Speaker 4: the ball.
- 31:09Speaker 5: Well, he'll get it a lot. It's gonna be either
- 31:12Speaker 5: him or Kashan Boody, so it's gonna get a lot
- 31:15Speaker 5: of targets out there. So it's gonna be a great
- 31:18Speaker 5: time friend. So hey, man, you know what's that whole
- 31:22Speaker 5: thing with him cheating and his wife.
- 31:24Speaker 4: Sure, obviously that is allegedly alleged, allegedly per perhaps per
- 31:29Speaker 4: perhaps allegedly happened. He's doing pretty good. I don't know
- 31:32Speaker 4: if you went back and look, got a lot.
- 31:35Speaker 5: Of impressions, Yeah, got a lot of impressions.
- 31:38Speaker 4: The HAPs you didn't know.
- 31:40Speaker 5: He put it up on the happs finally and people
- 31:43Speaker 5: were like, yo, this page only got like thirty three
- 31:49Speaker 5: that happen. Yeah, are y'all are you are you logging
- 31:51Speaker 5: into that?
- 31:51Speaker 2: No?
- 31:52Speaker 5: I know you got it. Y'all got to log in
- 31:54Speaker 5: so you can go look at that ship. But yeah,
- 31:58Speaker 5: per perhaps per the.
- 32:01Speaker 4: It's a whole timeline of things that happened before the
- 32:05Speaker 4: super Bowl. Apparently AJ got caught cheating on his wife.
- 32:08Speaker 4: It's all legend.
- 32:09Speaker 5: This is a source. This is a story from a source. Yes,
- 32:14Speaker 5: the twit.
- 32:15Speaker 4: AJ got caught cheating on his wife. His wife confided
- 32:19Speaker 4: in you said, is it bree? Jalen Hurts his wife
- 32:25Speaker 4: confided in her, and Jaylen Hurts his wife, like a
- 32:28Speaker 4: smart woman, was like, leave that nigga, right, because that's
- 32:33Speaker 4: what you should probably do.
- 32:34Speaker 5: Right.
- 32:35Speaker 4: So I guess at some point in time, A J.
- 32:39Speaker 4: Brown's wife went back to A J and was like,
- 32:42Speaker 4: well that's why such said I need to leave you
- 32:45Speaker 4: ass Along the lines of that, a J figured that
- 32:48Speaker 4: out so much alone the lines this is all again,
- 32:53Speaker 4: it's a legend. A Yeah, he's doing well. Work is
- 33:00Speaker 4: back to AJ that she was talking to Hurts his
- 33:02Speaker 4: wife about it. He gets mad at Hurts his wife
- 33:05Speaker 4: talking about maya business stay out my business?
- 33:08Speaker 5: Fair fair enough?
- 33:09Speaker 4: I guess really, I mean not well, not really, but
- 33:14Speaker 4: either way, his wife went to Jalen's wife. Jalen tries
- 33:17Speaker 4: to mediate it and AJ's kind of like, now you're
- 33:20Speaker 4: in my business. Everybody just didn't kind of stay out
- 33:22Speaker 4: my business. Let me cheat in peace, Let me cheat
- 33:24Speaker 4: in peace business exactly.
- 33:28Speaker 5: But again another layer to this, apparently.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Allegedly, allegedly because of that whole cheating thing, there was
- 33:35Speaker 3: a dispute between when.
- 33:37Speaker 4: We had Hassan Rabbit Reddick, remember that experience, and they
- 33:40Speaker 4: were like, why did they trade him away so abruptly?
- 33:42Speaker 5: Allegedly because we love Hassan Reddick, friend of the podcast,
- 33:47Speaker 5: we think would love to have him more. Allegedly, they
- 33:52Speaker 5: were both messing with the same massage therapist right right,
- 33:57Speaker 5: and A. J. Brown didn't know and he found out.
- 33:58Speaker 5: He was very upset about that. But apparently uh Jalen
- 34:02Speaker 5: hurts kneel and I guess didn't say anything because I
- 34:05Speaker 5: guess he probably found out because the whole her girlfriend situation,
- 34:10Speaker 5: and he wasn't saying nothing because why the fun would I?
- 34:14Speaker 6: Why would I care that you're you're cheating on your
- 34:17Speaker 6: wife with someone that another teammate is also messing with?
- 34:20Speaker 5: Why am I look like, yeah, why would I care?
- 34:24Speaker 5: So I guess he never got over that. But that
- 34:26Speaker 5: whole thing happened during the Super Bowl run then, so
- 34:30Speaker 5: it kind of like let's ignore it and then let
- 34:33Speaker 5: it go.
- 34:34Speaker 6: The winning fixes everything all.
- 34:36Speaker 5: And then on top of now, the office gets stagnant
- 34:39Speaker 5: and now it's like it'sffected.
- 34:42Speaker 4: And then also in that story, they said that uh
- 34:45Speaker 4: AJ's wife and Jalen's wife started to have like some
- 34:48Speaker 4: type of riff. So that is why like they weren't
- 34:51Speaker 4: Jalen wasn't at the wedding because they weren't inviting. And
- 34:54Speaker 4: then I was telling the story, like my man, he
- 34:56Speaker 4: was like, well, why wouldn't A's wife get mad at
- 35:00Speaker 4: Jalen Hurts's wife. I was like, that's a great question question.
- 35:05Speaker 4: But it's like it's like if just if you ever
- 35:08Speaker 4: see a domestic dispute, never get in the middle of it,
- 35:10Speaker 4: because then they'll both start fighting, you type ship, that's
- 35:14Speaker 4: what's gonna happen. Similar, Yeah, that's that obviously not that.
- 35:18Speaker 4: But but she took his side rather than taking the
- 35:21Speaker 4: common sense side, like the smarter side.
- 35:24Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 35:25Speaker 4: But also and on top of that, actually she got
- 35:27Speaker 4: herself an NFL husband. True, she ain't trying to go
- 35:31Speaker 4: back to the trenches.
- 35:32Speaker 5: Man, what she gets me saying, like I was just
- 35:34Speaker 5: complaining Yeah, that's yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 7: I was just playing and then I wasn't looking for solutions,
- 35:40Speaker 7: like I wasn't gonna leave him. Everybody, you embarrassed me.
- 35:46Speaker 7: You're not supposed to tell me to leave the cash cow.
- 35:49Speaker 7: You're supposed to say it's okay.
- 35:50Speaker 5: I was just supposed to cry.
- 35:51Speaker 6: You know, it's only gonna happen once.
- 35:53Speaker 5: It's only gonna happen once. And you know it's not
- 35:55Speaker 5: you know it's gonna keep on happening again.
- 35:58Speaker 4: This is all a legend, but it makes a lot
- 36:01Speaker 4: of sense. It seems like it could be real at
- 36:04Speaker 4: this point. The only reason we even even tweeted it
- 36:07Speaker 4: because the seasons over. Who cares, Like, yeah, enjoy the
- 36:10Speaker 4: claim Chowder, nigga, Yeah, enjoy enjoy New England.
- 36:13Speaker 5: Do I wish you the best podcast? Nigga?
- 36:14Speaker 4: I don't I do about you anymore.
- 36:16Speaker 5: I don't just whatever, I don't really care, I wish.
- 36:18Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just.
- 36:19Speaker 5: Happy he's on barring injury. I don't want you to
- 36:21Speaker 5: have injury, but I do want your your your skill
- 36:25Speaker 5: to decline slowly and uh, your production tis incline into
- 36:29Speaker 5: relevant irrelevant.
- 36:30Speaker 4: Speaking of injury, though we tried to trade him to
- 36:33Speaker 4: La the Rams, and the Rams backed out because they didn't.
- 36:35Speaker 5: Like his Yeah, his like something someone's knees. Yeah, a
- 36:42Speaker 5: big body. First of the fit for a cook Rod receiver.
- 36:46Speaker 5: I'll take it.
- 36:47Speaker 4: A big body, possessionent receiver, come up from thirty years old.
- 36:52Speaker 4: You know, they might get shoes, they might get one
- 36:55Speaker 4: and a half good seasons out of him, and it's over.
- 36:57Speaker 5: I don't hope y'all put it together this year.
- 37:00Speaker 4: Y'all better go back to Super Bowl this year.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Or it's back to the Booty Bowl. Yep. Maybe you
- 37:06Speaker 5: don't make Christian Gozales play receiver. Figure that out run some.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Cones the NFL street just have him do yea the
- 37:17Speaker 4: big lip nigga in Jacksonville.
- 37:19Speaker 5: Travis Hunter, I knew what you were trying to say,
- 37:21Speaker 5: but I just let.
- 37:21Speaker 4: You live nigga in Jacksonville. But they came out and
- 37:25Speaker 4: said he's only gonna play cornerback now smart. Once they
- 37:30Speaker 4: saw this nigga's body fall apart in season two, they
- 37:33Speaker 4: were like, uh, it's.
- 37:35Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's like, you know what, that shit don't
- 37:38Speaker 5: work here. Like I'm not saying he's not a skilled player,
- 37:42Speaker 5: but that's cool and cause that you gotta choose. Yeah,
- 37:45Speaker 5: that's cool when you're playing Rice and whoever else. Colorado's
- 37:49Speaker 5: probably move on from the sports. Would y'all rather play
- 37:53Speaker 5: corner or receiver?
- 37:54Speaker 6: Travis Hunter?
- 37:55Speaker 5: Probably? I don't know how. I don't know his production either.
- 37:57Speaker 4: He's better at corner probably. He's a really good receiver,
- 38:00Speaker 4: but his instinct at the corner is just unmatched. He's
- 38:04Speaker 4: really good.
- 38:04Speaker 3: I only ask because I'm not that too. I just
- 38:07Speaker 3: know he plays both well. He doesn't both pretty well.
- 38:09Speaker 4: But if he's corner, he could. He's the top seven
- 38:14Speaker 4: cornerback at his best. He's good.
- 38:18Speaker 5: Yeah, he can't.
- 38:19Speaker 4: He has the potential to be that.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Yeah, his skill set, Yeah as a receiver. As a receiver,
- 38:24Speaker 6: he's not that high.
- 38:25Speaker 4: He's still gonna be good.
- 38:26Speaker 6: Okay, he's would you say as a receiver, he's still
- 38:30Speaker 6: not the best option on Jacksonville.
- 38:34Speaker 5: Who's the other receiver? Now? What's his name?
- 38:37Speaker 4: Brian Thomas Jr. Was asked, so, what about the other dude?
- 38:42Speaker 4: Because he had he had mad drops last year?
- 38:44Speaker 5: Yeah he did.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Sorry, Yeah, random Jaguars talking shout out to the people
- 38:51Speaker 6: in Jacksonville were mad that we were we were talking
- 38:54Speaker 6: about your.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Back on Jacksonville. I was like that we had Jacksonville listeners.
- 38:58Speaker 5: I'm sorry, South was mad at me.
- 39:00Speaker 4: I didn't realize doo Ball was listening to the CS.
- 39:04Speaker 5: Shout out to the Giants for bringing Odell back enough.
- 39:07Speaker 5: So is he gonna play or is this is like no,
- 39:10Speaker 5: he's playing.
- 39:11Speaker 4: He's absolutely playing because did you see the video of
- 39:14Speaker 4: of of Leaky Leaky?
- 39:16Speaker 5: Did you see that Kenan?
- 39:18Speaker 6: Why was he playing softball?
- 39:20Speaker 4: It was a celebrityelebrity Laku neighbors win a celebrity softball
- 39:23Speaker 4: game and he hit the ball and you can tell
- 39:25Speaker 4: like he wanted to run, but then it was like
- 39:28Speaker 4: a real split, like I can't be doing I can't
- 39:31Speaker 4: really run like that. So like he kind of like
- 39:34Speaker 4: tried it to first base and he took a weird
- 39:37Speaker 4: step and it was like it was almost like a misstep.
- 39:39Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, like a little bit faster than me running. Yeah.
- 39:43Speaker 4: But and the bad thing is it's fucking June.
- 39:47Speaker 5: I mean after having a second surgery on that knee.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Yeah, and he got a second surgery, so he never
- 39:52Speaker 4: should have been playing.
- 39:53Speaker 5: And that's that second surgery came out. I knew he
- 39:56Speaker 5: wasn't playing at the beginning of the season, so.
- 39:58Speaker 4: Yeah, figure, but they also wouldn't playing in a celebrity
- 40:01Speaker 4: softball game.
- 40:01Speaker 3: That's just that's so funny that Nigga was all gimped
- 40:05Speaker 3: up having a nerve on draft night talking about I
- 40:07Speaker 3: don't know why they were drafted.
- 40:08Speaker 5: That was Nigga. You know, you know when it rains,
- 40:11Speaker 5: you know, I feel it when it rains, Nigga, that's
- 40:14Speaker 5: why they drafted another receiver. You know.
- 40:16Speaker 6: His pride is saying that.
- 40:17Speaker 5: I know times you could just say nothing, Yeah, listen
- 40:24Speaker 5: and I should listen to this too. Sometimes always a
- 40:27Speaker 5: lot a good option, a lot of times.
- 40:30Speaker 4: Shotting the fuck up, Yeah, it'll take you a long way.
- 40:33Speaker 5: How do you feel about that?
- 40:35Speaker 3: Another one, last sports off, last person should probably consider
- 40:38Speaker 3: shutting the fuck up. JJ McCarthy, you should definitely consider
- 40:44Speaker 3: so go.
- 40:45Speaker 4: For There's been a lot of fake quotes, but he did.
- 40:47Speaker 4: I don't know, did you see the actual video.
- 40:49Speaker 5: Though, I don't know about the quotes. I'm talking about
- 40:51Speaker 5: just then the training camp where they asked him, what's
- 40:54Speaker 5: the relationship between you and Kyler Murray and then how
- 40:58Speaker 5: he answered, I'm like that. Nigga's bitter, and.
- 41:02Speaker 4: I can't see him having a long career at all.
- 41:05Speaker 5: I can't know about that because niggas for a long time.
- 41:08Speaker 4: But he's not good and he also doesn't have add
- 41:10Speaker 4: I can't see him last. So like, yeah, pretty much
- 41:13Speaker 4: collar games like that.
- 41:15Speaker 5: I would have a good attitude either.
- 41:16Speaker 6: But why you're not part of the problem.
- 41:19Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up.
- 41:20Speaker 4: He said, why he's not good.
- 41:22Speaker 5: He's been injured, he hasn't played, and then wasn't good.
- 41:25Speaker 5: It wasn't good when he played. It was what like
- 41:29Speaker 5: he's only played a few games in his career.
- 41:31Speaker 4: But the issue is he was he has no he
- 41:33Speaker 4: wasn't even a good prospect coming out of college. He
- 41:36Speaker 4: was on the best team.
- 41:37Speaker 5: But but also I got drafted here to be the
- 41:40Speaker 5: starting quarterback and this is the second quarterback. Yeah brought again,
- 41:43Speaker 5: So that would make me think.
- 41:47Speaker 4: You're injured and you're not playing what we got to
- 41:50Speaker 4: where our windows closing because we have justin Jefferson again.
- 41:54Speaker 5: Let's also it's time now if you if you know that,
- 41:57Speaker 5: you know we drafted you where we drafted you, it's
- 41:59Speaker 5: time to look and turn. Why would they bring that
- 42:03Speaker 5: guy in Maybe because they don't think I'm that guy.
- 42:08Speaker 5: Why don't they think that I'm that guy? Well, maybe
- 42:10Speaker 5: because I haven't been playing like that guy in I
- 42:16Speaker 5: have an injury history we don't have. Didn he miss
- 42:18Speaker 5: his whole first year I'm tripping about. Yeah, so he
- 42:22Speaker 5: hasn't played many games.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're I'm sorry, but it's a business. You're
- 42:27Speaker 4: wasting time.
- 42:29Speaker 5: Well, he said too, It's like we're on a strict timeline. Nigga.
- 42:31Speaker 5: We got Justin Jefferson and we can't waste this nigga
- 42:34Speaker 5: fucking around with James. That's fine, Jonathan James McCarthy. You
- 42:42Speaker 5: gotta sure.
- 42:46Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to not say ship like that. You
- 42:49Speaker 4: need you need to shut the funk up because this
- 42:52Speaker 4: is gonna happen whether.
- 42:53Speaker 5: You like it or not. Be a professional. Be a professional,
- 42:56Speaker 5: Be a professional.
- 42:57Speaker 6: If he wants his career to be longer than it
- 42:59Speaker 6: should be, be a professional.
- 43:01Speaker 5: You know how many people is what?
- 43:02Speaker 3: Everybody in here works with somebody they don't like, but
- 43:06Speaker 3: you know when somebody asked you about them.
- 43:08Speaker 5: Man, Man, that's a great guy. Man. Now, if you're
- 43:12Speaker 5: real homie that said, I fuck that nigga. But when
- 43:15Speaker 5: there's a camera in front of your face, and a
- 43:17Speaker 5: microphone in front of your face. You're probably not gonna move.
- 43:19Speaker 5: He's the best guy in the world because that's what
- 43:22Speaker 5: professionals do, especially professor. When we can do it making
- 43:27Speaker 5: sub two hundred thousand dollars a year, them making millions shit,
- 43:34Speaker 5: and they get asked questions in front of microphones every day.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Come on, and it's not like it's just some dude
- 43:42Speaker 4: in the locker room. It's not like it's not like
- 43:44Speaker 4: this is Carson Wentz again. Nigga, this is fucking Kyler Murray.
- 43:49Speaker 4: You better act like you Number want draft. You better
- 43:51Speaker 4: act like you're a sport Nigga's sport, drafting comedy.
- 43:55Speaker 5: Mister football in Texas. You better act you're just mister JJ.
- 44:00Speaker 6: You're just nine.
- 44:01Speaker 5: Yeah you got me, Nigga.
- 44:05Speaker 4: You are so asked that when people played ass they
- 44:07Speaker 4: mean them onto your body, they photo shopped them onto
- 44:11Speaker 4: your body.
- 44:12Speaker 5: They had a whole name. He got nined. Did you forget? Yeah,
- 44:19Speaker 5: Rondo Number lost his old swag because you wanted to
- 44:23Speaker 5: be asked.
- 44:24Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but he's like, yeah, we're just like two
- 44:27Speaker 4: students on the opposite sides of the classroom, so we're
- 44:30Speaker 4: not really that close.
- 44:31Speaker 5: But it's like, you know, we're just both competitors this year,
- 44:36Speaker 5: I can't work the one love the competition so easy.
- 44:40Speaker 4: Yep, college college school. I'm focused on getting better at myself.
- 44:45Speaker 5: Other than that, Yeah, I just don't like when niggas,
- 44:48Speaker 5: especially in sports. It's like when people who are not
- 44:50Speaker 5: good behaving ways that people who are good do. Why
- 44:56Speaker 5: are you not doing the thing that the good niggas do?
- 44:59Speaker 5: Come on, easy, what can you do? What can you do?
- 45:04Speaker 4: All right, that's enough sports. We didn't even start the clock. Yeah,
- 45:07Speaker 4: that's why I was looking at this podcast started.
- 45:10Speaker 5: Actually the podcast and Earnest might as well just be
- 45:14Speaker 5: the Patreon. No, it doesn't have to be, because we
- 45:18Speaker 5: just spent the whole first just like sports sports. It's
- 45:24Speaker 5: the biggest trade in the world just happened in two
- 45:26Speaker 5: Eagles man talking about Yeah, it's fine, look at the
- 45:29Speaker 5: biggest trading b biggest trade today about say today in
- 45:34Speaker 5: the world. Yeah, I mean today in the world.
- 45:38Speaker 6: I don't know any other bigger trades.
- 45:40Speaker 5: I don't know what Miles Garrett is on the RAMS.
- 45:43Speaker 5: That's a bigger trade. Yeah, that's what was talking about.
- 45:45Speaker 5: That's what he was talking about about a j Brown,
- 45:47Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm bigger. No, no, because that changed my
- 45:52Speaker 5: whole mood a little bit, especially when I got the
- 45:54Speaker 5: news that day. We were in the mix the rams
- 45:59Speaker 5: now talk Aaron Donald's working on video, talking about if he.
- 46:03Speaker 4: He put a video out and it's a hashtag ready, nigga,
- 46:08Speaker 4: stay your big ass home, bro, Do not do nots
- 46:13Speaker 4: that can't be allowed.
- 46:14Speaker 5: That you'll be back around week twelve. Do not step back.
- 46:17Speaker 5: That's even sicker.
- 46:18Speaker 4: Don't step back on that.
- 46:19Speaker 5: Give him a late Oh my god, No he comes
- 46:22Speaker 5: back after that bye week whenever that.
- 46:26Speaker 6: But yeah, Mike, you try to throw it oop to
- 46:28Speaker 6: the Diddy segment. Did you want to? It was about
- 46:33Speaker 6: twenty minutes.
- 46:36Speaker 5: I just wanted to.
- 46:37Speaker 3: I just threw to the Diddy segment talking about you
- 46:40Speaker 3: know all right, so uh not. I mean, it's not
- 46:45Speaker 3: it's a Diddy tape leak allegedly, it's not.
- 46:48Speaker 5: It's not a leg that was agedly for. That was
- 46:52Speaker 5: the LLC purposes.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Nigga that the record that was sew nigga. I look
- 46:59Speaker 4: like I look like the nigga at me like him,
- 47:01Speaker 4: and I didn't hear I had the Volume one, but
- 47:03Speaker 4: they said it sounded like him too.
- 47:05Speaker 3: So apparently allegedly U footage of one of the freak
- 47:11Speaker 3: golfs leaked with that features one alleged uh baby mother
- 47:17Speaker 3: of one Curtis Jackson fifty that was absolutely her what's
- 47:21Speaker 3: her name, A daphnely something.
- 47:24Speaker 4: Daphne, yeah, something, definitely something, definitely.
- 47:27Speaker 5: Something we can't get sue name, having sex with a
- 47:31Speaker 5: porn stall slide something something.
- 47:34Speaker 6: Someone something something did something.
- 47:36Speaker 5: Nigga with a huge, huge hog, that guy, and it's
- 47:41Speaker 5: just footage of them in a red light lidded room
- 47:45Speaker 5: and she's just sucking and sucking and sucking, and he's
- 47:48Speaker 5: just fucking, fucking, fucking and every so once in a
- 47:51Speaker 5: while you didn't come around, you get a glimpse of
- 47:55Speaker 5: a glimpse of a big back nigga walking across the street.
- 48:00Speaker 5: I was he's a lot more meat on his bones
- 48:02Speaker 5: than I thought. I was, like, that's a thick diddy.
- 48:05Speaker 5: Paused because I'm like that that's a lot of ass.
- 48:09Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, I didn't see that much.
- 48:13Speaker 5: You know, you can see he's very gingerly cupping his balls.
- 48:18Speaker 5: I thought he was. I thought he was just like
- 48:19Speaker 5: holding his meat. Oh no, he's playing with himself. Yeah,
- 48:23Speaker 5: he's like he was trying trying to Yeah, they said
- 48:27Speaker 5: he got a micro bean. He might be he was
- 48:31Speaker 5: trying to get it going. He's just like, yeah, this
- 48:33Speaker 5: is this isn't hot enough for me. Minutes in the
- 48:36Speaker 5: room cleaning ship, he said, man, you're saying one round.
- 48:39Speaker 5: Just just ads and the screen digging in his ASDs,
- 48:44Speaker 5: cleaning him and checked, just digging in the ass.
- 48:47Speaker 6: He said, while I'm here, this isn't going anywhere for me.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Let me see he just put this over here, Yo,
- 48:55Speaker 5: what I think he was trying to get the frunctay
- 48:57Speaker 5: right in the room.
- 48:59Speaker 6: Now, you're keep on doing what you're doing.
- 49:01Speaker 5: In every few minutes he changed the camera position. Yea
- 49:04Speaker 5: decided I'm like, what is this?
- 49:07Speaker 4: And also the video leaked, The video of at lead
- 49:09Speaker 4: is thirty nine minutes.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Thirty nine minutes hell along, like what the Fuck'm like, that's.
- 49:14Speaker 5: The type of shot I look for.
- 49:21Speaker 4: That's a long ass video like I was just scrub,
- 49:23Speaker 4: I scrub through it. I'm like, wow, Wow that's going
- 49:25Speaker 4: wow Wow.
- 49:26Speaker 5: How much had is she gonna give?
- 49:28Speaker 6: Yeah, as long as as much as he can take.
- 49:31Speaker 5: But I do feel for her with this being leaked.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Is she not a sex worker?
- 49:38Speaker 5: I don't know what she is. I don't know.
- 49:39Speaker 3: She made a statement talk about how it was abuse,
- 49:41Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna believe the Wait what, she made
- 49:43Speaker 3: a statement talking about how like it was hard for
- 49:45Speaker 3: her to relive her abuse. So I'm gonna be from that.
- 49:49Speaker 5: From that, so I want to believe the women categorizing abuse. Okay,
- 49:55Speaker 5: and tried to you know, as phisis does he posts
- 49:58Speaker 5: what did he say? I haven't paid attention. I think
- 50:00Speaker 5: he posted like the green shot of it.
- 50:02Speaker 4: He posted a screenshot of of like Diddy, uh huh,
- 50:06Speaker 4: and then talking about his dick, talking about he doesn't
- 50:09Speaker 4: have a penis. Yeah, he said he was born without.
- 50:12Speaker 5: Okay, that's what it was like. And he said the
- 50:15Speaker 5: real victim is their son, which yeah, because.
- 50:19Speaker 4: Fifty yeah, yeah, because that is his son's mind.
- 50:24Speaker 5: Well, I'm not you. It's a video of your mom
- 50:26Speaker 5: getting fucked for forty five minutes and Diddy's watching, and
- 50:31Speaker 5: Diddy's in there moving couches in the background. I mean,
- 50:35Speaker 5: I believe the kid is young. Well, but the internet, yeah,
- 50:40Speaker 5: the internet whatever, but it's not like the like it's
- 50:43Speaker 5: happening right now, Northwest is only a Google search away.
- 50:45Speaker 5: Brother Northwest has seen Kim's stuff on roadblocks. No, it
- 50:51Speaker 5: wasn't that.
- 50:51Speaker 4: It was like that doesn't help.
- 50:54Speaker 5: No, I'm saying like that's already. I'm not nothing's trying
- 50:57Speaker 5: to help him, saying she's already have heard.
- 51:00Speaker 4: And I'm saying, that's that's the problem, that's that's that's
- 51:03Speaker 4: kind of wild.
- 51:06Speaker 5: One is one is a lot bigger than the other.
- 51:10Speaker 4: Though it doesn't matter, Mama, what do you mean one
- 51:13Speaker 4: is a lot bigger like tapes, like popularity people know
- 51:18Speaker 4: about that doesn't matter.
- 51:19Speaker 5: I'm talking about your mom getting on camera. If it
- 51:22Speaker 5: has a million views, one one one view, it's a problem.
- 51:29Speaker 5: I don't want to see it. I'm more so just
- 51:30Speaker 5: saying like the the the longevity that like, yes, it's
- 51:35Speaker 5: on the end there forever, But I don't think it's
- 51:37Speaker 5: gonna be as the long being talked about as the
- 51:39Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian and Ray j. I mean, it will definitely
- 51:43Speaker 5: be brought to that child's attention. Talk slick to nobody
- 51:46Speaker 5: ever again, because you know what I could.
- 51:48Speaker 6: Do beat off to your mom, Off to your mom.
- 51:54Speaker 5: You know that lady digging around with the cock the
- 51:58Speaker 5: cock were so here. I think you know that, lady.
- 52:03Speaker 6: No, wait, that's Diddy's butt.
- 52:05Speaker 5: No, no, no, goes fast, the puffy ass Diddy's butt.
- 52:12Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but uh huh. I wish if I was
- 52:18Speaker 5: their age and like you say something slick to me.
- 52:21Speaker 5: Oh brother, yeah, you know what, that's crazy? I'm fat?
- 52:25Speaker 5: Huh okay, you know what else is fat? It's cocky,
- 52:29Speaker 5: your miles, your.
- 52:32Speaker 6: Dad, easy, comeback?
- 52:34Speaker 5: No that cocky. That don't look like fifty than me.
- 52:42Speaker 6: Curtis Jackson never had dreads.
- 52:49Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 52:51Speaker 4: Baby moms all again. Wait, no, when that that was fifty?
- 52:54Speaker 4: Baby mom for it?
- 52:54Speaker 5: Or is that Rick Ross? Rick Ross know something? It's
- 52:58Speaker 5: kind of it's a beautiful thing. Yeah, because he did
- 53:03Speaker 5: a whole sex. Well he didn't do it, but like
- 53:05Speaker 5: the narration he did, like a whole narration, narration with
- 53:09Speaker 5: a character as a character.
- 53:11Speaker 4: That's great.
- 53:14Speaker 5: Is that your baby? Rick? Are you sure like nigga? Yeah?
- 53:17Speaker 5: He was on.
- 53:18Speaker 4: I don't think i've ever seen you never seen that.
- 53:19Speaker 5: I don't think I understand why that if he acted
- 53:22Speaker 5: like that his whole life, I get why that nigga
- 53:24Speaker 5: got shot a lot. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, whoa
- 53:31Speaker 5: that and he's robbing you and talking crazy? Yeah, shoot him,
- 53:34Speaker 5: shoot him, shoot him down, shoot him, shot shoot.
- 53:42Speaker 1: No, we don't got questions. We can say, yeah the
- 53:52Speaker 1: questions questions. Yes we can save the other stuff for
- 53:55Speaker 1: the other stuff, Yes we can.
- 53:57Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah sho, I'll shoot these questions unintentionally. This is
- 54:12Speaker 6: a this is from last year. But this is a
- 54:14Speaker 6: question that Q asked us like years ago. But uh,
- 54:18Speaker 6: based on current events, I'm gonna bring it up. They said,
- 54:21Speaker 6: just watch the Hitler part from episode four to episode
- 54:25Speaker 6: four thirty one. Not shuan nah, not shureing one. God
- 54:28Speaker 6: damn not sure when y'all see this. Mike saying Hitler
- 54:31Speaker 6: had stained made me almost cry because he really did.
- 54:34Speaker 6: It made me ask, who do you guys think evil
- 54:36Speaker 6: are good? Historical figures had the most stain in their prime.
- 54:40Speaker 6: Hitler might actually be top three for.
- 54:42Speaker 5: Me now, Hitler.
- 54:44Speaker 4: Hitler had a lot of or unfortunately, whether you want
- 54:49Speaker 4: to whether you want to accept it or not, well,
- 54:52Speaker 4: he had a lot of orror because that's how he
- 54:54Speaker 4: was able to He had a lot of charisma.
- 54:56Speaker 5: That's how he was able to finesse all those people.
- 54:58Speaker 5: It's hard to.
- 55:01Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was feeding them propaganda and lies and
- 55:06Speaker 4: making them believe a certain thing about a certain group
- 55:09Speaker 4: of people that he looked like.
- 55:10Speaker 5: And that's exactly why those people are just stupid. Yeah,
- 55:14Speaker 5: I mean stupid.
- 55:15Speaker 4: Desperate those I would say, I would say, in that
- 55:19Speaker 4: chair right there, I would say desperate, I would say
- 55:21Speaker 4: more and so desperate sitting in that chair.
- 55:23Speaker 6: Desperate.
- 55:24Speaker 5: I mean, no, they were they were led as straight. No,
- 55:27Speaker 5: they weren't. They weren't because everything that they were going
- 55:30Speaker 5: against they were looking right at following. Now, Yeah, I'm not.
- 55:33Speaker 5: I'm not. We're not because that takes away responsibility.
- 55:38Speaker 6: You're like, no, I don't think it takes away responsibility.
- 55:41Speaker 6: Could be desperate, but you know the difference between right
- 55:43Speaker 6: and wrong, Like they knew it was wrong, and they
- 55:45Speaker 6: were just like, you know what.
- 55:47Speaker 5: It's either evil or stupid. It's one of the two,
- 55:49Speaker 5: more both, but it's not none of them combination.
- 55:53Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, the top three historical figures with the
- 55:56Speaker 6: most stained definitely got to.
- 56:00Speaker 4: Yeah Nigga jeans. Yeah they still don't. They still don't,
- 56:04Speaker 4: said no geens, they still do not wear jeans over there.
- 56:07Speaker 5: I think, don't everybody get his haircut or like he
- 56:10Speaker 5: or he's the only one that he's the only one
- 56:12Speaker 5: that can have that haircut. That's sucking swag. That's the
- 56:15Speaker 5: ultimate gikyb like nah ya because and if you try
- 56:19Speaker 5: to get this ship, you will die.
- 56:20Speaker 4: That's what Trump really does.
- 56:22Speaker 5: He was.
- 56:24Speaker 4: He wishes he was top three.
- 56:28Speaker 5: He's document poops on himself and diapers can't have he's
- 56:33Speaker 5: not there because I know you he does that and
- 56:36Speaker 5: one twice he's not there yet he's here one twice
- 56:40Speaker 5: not enough. That's not enough. Yeah, my man changed the
- 56:45Speaker 5: name of Golf America and nobody and nobody calls it
- 56:49Speaker 5: that Google Maps does.
- 56:51Speaker 6: Forgot what you were talking about.
- 56:52Speaker 5: But yeah, I hear you.
- 56:54Speaker 4: But yeah, I wouldn't put him up there yet you can't.
- 56:58Speaker 6: It's anybody good.
- 57:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think good.
- 57:01Speaker 6: Like a good historical figure that like gets the most Yeah,
- 57:05Speaker 6: what about uh like Teddy Roosevelt, Martin Luther King? Teddy
- 57:10Speaker 6: Roosevelt got enough motion.
- 57:13Speaker 5: I'm not mad at Martin Luther King because a nigga
- 57:15Speaker 5: has so much R that the NBI was like, we
- 57:19Speaker 5: don't know how to get rid of this nigga. So
- 57:20Speaker 5: maybe we can convince this nigga to kill himself. So
- 57:23Speaker 5: they said, I'm a strongly worded letter. Please kill yourself.
- 57:28Speaker 5: There's too much swag. Please kill yourself. Bro.
- 57:32Speaker 6: We we've run out of options. Our last option is begging. Please, sir.
- 57:37Speaker 4: We can't make it look too obvious that we killed you,
- 57:39Speaker 4: because then they won't trust us.
- 57:42Speaker 2: You.
- 57:43Speaker 4: Please do us a favor and kill yourself.
- 57:47Speaker 5: Yourself. K Y s A S A P. You'll be
- 57:55Speaker 5: a martyr.
- 57:55Speaker 4: Everybody will love you if you just kill yourself.
- 57:58Speaker 5: This is so much swag you think got swag? Now?
- 58:01Speaker 5: Please pretty please pst please Cherry on top. I love
- 58:11Speaker 5: Harry S. Truban historical comedy.
- 58:19Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I would say, Kim Jong and Martin
- 58:24Speaker 4: Luther King. We're playing Hitler and Hitler. Or no, we
- 58:28Speaker 4: already said a question other than that's what a question again?
- 58:34Speaker 6: Okay he said Hitler over Martin Luther King.
- 58:37Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, it's just about the numbers alone. Yeah, I'm
- 58:47Speaker 5: I mean, at least he's saying, not saying the numbers
- 58:49Speaker 5: are fake. He no, we don't deny those numbers. Don't
- 58:53Speaker 5: know he's actually he was embracing the funk out of
- 58:56Speaker 5: him number, you know, unlike the podcast numbers you can
- 58:59Speaker 5: check those numbers. Yeah, those numbers matter.
- 59:01Speaker 4: They were embracing those numbers. They were trying to like
- 59:05Speaker 4: run up the score.
- 59:06Speaker 5: Actually they said no mercy rule. So outside of outside of.
- 59:15Speaker 4: No next question in min what.
- 59:19Speaker 5: He was unning he was running on the score was
- 59:23Speaker 5: water bottle. I said, like at the end of the
- 59:31Speaker 5: thunder game, when the nigga, when the nigga dunked at then.
- 59:35Speaker 6: The game is over already, niggas said, he said, I said,
- 59:42Speaker 6: God damn, that your hardest.
- 59:44Speaker 5: Hell no, that was a clean dunk too.
- 59:46Speaker 4: That was like that was like a shock no dunk.
- 59:49Speaker 5: Like crack out, like.
- 59:57Speaker 6: Alright, man, Yeah, this this one goes out to UQ.
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: Wow, the I'm written rules of the game. That's the
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: fucking you win. Literally.
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: Next question it says, what's your Oh yeah, what's your
- 1:00:19Speaker 6: twenty percent? God damn, I can't read what's your under
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: twenty percent? On Rotten Tomatoes, hear me out mine is
- 1:00:25Speaker 6: Jack's Johnson Family vacation A class under That's what it says.
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: Of course, a good movie, of course. Roden Tomatoes asked.
- 1:00:34Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't trust right now, not at all, not trusting.
- 1:00:37Speaker 6: You can't trust them, especially with black movies.
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: Let's let's just put it out there, black movies.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: Just put it out there.
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: Yes, So think of a bad.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: Movie that you like to look them up like you
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: have a you know a movie is bad. I know
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: how it's definitely under hear there's no way high she's
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: gonna be eighty five No, twenty five percent? Close, I
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: get it. That's not that's only Stoneers roting that up.
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: What's the movie that's probably that? I know is ass
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: that I like? You know, what's so funny? I appreciate
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: that movie less night than I smoke weed. Well, I
- 1:01:15Speaker 5: thought how it was funny when I didn't smoke weed.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: Now you think it's too cartoonish?
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: What do you oh?
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: Because it's like, that's not how the experience.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: That's not how the experience goes.
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: Like I don't get high and see dead friends like
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: high and go do parties and ship.
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm at home.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: I'm at home, okay, in my car.
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: It's definitely extremely unrealistic.
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: Johnson Family Vacation got a six percent.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: Damn that's discussed. Oh my god, their hate.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: They definitely gave them that percentage before they even saw
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: the movie. When he looked at the cast and like
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: six percent.
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: He said, Johnson, click.
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: Johnson, you know you know what, how about this? What
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: about Tyler Perry's Firm Reunion? M I don't think that
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: got a bad rating. I don't think that's that's back
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: when everybody liked the ships. That is true. Let's see.
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: I don't think what was it. What's the official title
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: Tyler Perry's das Family? I think family Union? Yeah, you know,
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: everything is media now. I think that one.
- 1:02:16Speaker 6: That one's not that bad. Twenty six also.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: Really so they're just anti black all right? Cool? I
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: told you that.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: What's the movie when Martin is a Knight?
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: Oh, black black Knight. I love black Knight. That has
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: to be thirteen No, there's no way.
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: Oh black Knight fifteen percent?
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: Bro doesn't it doesn't. The end of the movie, he
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: just wakes up. Well, he falls back into the water. Yeah,
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: he was just like on break or something, right, No,
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: he he fell so he he tripped over the legs,
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: fell into the moat and then that took him to
- 1:02:51Speaker 5: the old old times. He just wakes up. Yeah, he
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: was drowning as that when that nigga got the drug,
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: he's like and hacking and hacking and hacking. I know
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: how it goes. He's like, I gotta go, what about
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: Blue Streak?
- 1:03:18Speaker 6: Blue Streak has to be higher?
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: I would say Blue Streets probably a white guy.
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: I was gonna say, there's more white people in the movie.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: White people in that movie.
- 1:03:25Speaker 6: Now it's like thirty five not great?
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: What about No, Now I'm thinking about black movies that
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: Major Pain, Major Pain. That's a good one, but there
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: was a lot of white people.
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: Well, no, it's still it's still a black movie. Twenty
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: nine percent. Yeah, black, Yeah, that's my ship. Another black
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: classes about.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: They's all about all about the Okay. I was gonna say,
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: like a yeah, like a real movie. Don't be a
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: minus too much of a parody.
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty percent. Okay, it's terrible. Let's see somebody. What's
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: the whole Roscoe Jenkins, that's Giddings christ that might be single.
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: Actually just gonna came up. Nigger. It's not gonna have
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: a percentage any nigga. Drop the fuck is you rolling
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: into twenty three percent? Nigga twenty three Yeah, Yeah, that's funny.
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: This Christmas ooh three that's like, that's an eight, it's
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: fifty six percent. It's a Christmas movie, Chris.
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: Christmas positive positivity, you got served.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: No, no, it's gonna start fourteen percent. Yeah, Now, let's
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: do the movies that I will die reasonably. Do enough.
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: If enough is over.
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: Forty, there's no way, there's no twenty two percent.
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: Yeah, will Save the Last Dances?
- 1:05:12Speaker 6: Save the Last Dance has to be above fifty percent.
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: The computer's gonna fart at you. You're gonna be able
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: to smell it.
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: Yep, fifty four percent.
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: I felt it. The funny thing is.
- 1:05:25Speaker 6: All those other movies had good like audience audience reviews.
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: Save the Last Dance is the lowest of any movie.
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: I looked up fifty nine percent. They said, nah, man,
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: do honey, Honey.
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: I don't think Honey was that bad. Honey was fucking horrible, awful.
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: It doesn't even come up. We also got it. We
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: also got the factor in the time that the movies
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: came out. No, they were making they were good movies.
- 1:05:50Speaker 6: But they were doing the percentage when the movie came
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: out nineteen percent.
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: All right, yeah, that's accurate. Drum line. Now there's gonna
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: let me let me know. If drum line is not
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: it is over thirty. It should be that should be
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: like fifty seven, eighty one percent. Real.
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: I didn't want to put my right real cinema, all right.
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: I didn't want to go too high. There, let's do
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: it again. Let's go up another notch, stomp.
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: The yards, we're going back down. That's gotta be like
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: forty give me a guest forty two.
- 1:06:25Speaker 6: I think a like forty five, forty two, forty five,
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: twenty seven.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: That's disrespectful, cause disrespectful cause all right, let's but the
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: fans put it at eighty one. Oh of course, let's
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: let's let's try to do a black classic, black classic.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: Let's do best Man.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: Mmm, good answer, good answer.
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: I think the people that would be reviewing Best Man
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: should be saying, it's.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: A good movie. Let's see, yeah, seventy one percent soul food,
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: and then do the other old movie after they had
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: soul Plane.
- 1:07:02Speaker 6: Yeah, sold planes getting eighty two percent for soul food.
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: Okay, good feeling. That might just have a gorilla mike
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: fucking beat. It's just sixteen sixteen percent.
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: Yeah, that's accurate. That's okay, that's all right, hilarious. It
- 1:07:23Speaker 6: had fifty one percent on run or the audience White
- 1:07:27Speaker 6: people worn too police roll bounce.
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: Oh that should be a good one. That had that
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: had good niggao that had good niggas. I want to
- 1:07:36Speaker 5: gauge it. Sixty six okay, nowt of ticket? I can't eat?
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: Oh what a line of the ticket? Thirty four? What?
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: Oh Mama's House first of all? Oh, that has to
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: be over fifty?
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: They love that lottery even ticket being that high as
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: a little crazy.
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: Oh you think it should be lower? Yeah, thirty four, Yes,
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: that's crazy. That should be twelve.
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: Yeah, that should be single digits.
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: We had a Brandon T. Jackson monologue on top of.
- 1:08:10Speaker 6: A thirty one percent for Big Mama's House.
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: See Big Mama's House and lottery ticket should not be
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: on the same plane, not at all. But okay, at l.
- 1:08:20Speaker 6: Big Mama's House two got five percent?
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: They said, why is this monkey running it bagged? Now? Wait,
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: what did big come Big Mama House three get? Because
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: if they got five, Big Mama House too, I could
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: put Big Mama House too, Big Mama House three got
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: anything higher than five? It didn't? Okay five, okay, because
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: Big Mama House.
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: Three buick pussy?
- 1:08:52Speaker 5: Wait what what at l t l h t O
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: H t O O T L damn this about to
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: be a segment. What's your face? Sixty three percent?
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: Okay, all right, positive, that's respectful.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, I like that loving basketball yeap.
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: Do y'all think that was like objectively a good movie?
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: Plot wise, that's what I mean.
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: I mean it was very much nineties bitch, stand up
- 1:09:21Speaker 5: for yourself type movie.
- 1:09:22Speaker 6: But eighty six percent.
- 1:09:24Speaker 5: Okay, that is certified fresh.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: Save niggas in that movie. That's why save niggas, Save niggas.
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: In that movie. Ninety percent on the audience rating Good
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: Gas Classic.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: Is absolutely not a save nigga one last one. Juice
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: not Safe Niggas, same nigga, very unsaved nigga.
- 1:09:47Speaker 5: No Juice and Baby.
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: Boy, all right, those will be our last two, you know,
- 1:09:52Speaker 6: baby boys. Juice eighty that's good.
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: That's the baby Boys like for performance.
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: That makes sense.
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: Juice is a horror movie. By the way, wh original
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: wyan what that's not? That's not that's not baby Boy,
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: that's not true. Seventy two.
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: They got that is literally that is quite literally one
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: of the worst black films ever made.
- 1:10:22Speaker 8: I gotta read this one review from Jonathan Rosenbomb, the
- 1:10:25Speaker 8: character rosen Bomb the characters are so full bodied and
- 1:10:29Speaker 8: the feelings so raw and complex that I call this
- 1:10:32Speaker 8: the best thing that John Singleton has done to date.
- 1:10:35Speaker 5: John John Bomb John Boys in the Hood John Singleton.
- 1:10:41Speaker 6: Hey, man, I don't know if John's trolling, but hey,
- 1:10:43Speaker 6: he gave it a tomato.
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: Okay, John Ross Wild, no ass tweaking case. That's great.
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: John rosenbaumb your car?
- 1:10:56Speaker 6: Mm hmm what Okay, that's crazy.
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: Next question? Yeah, shout out to Martin Lawrence. So yeah,
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: actually what I like this? So everybody at Discord these
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: movies that we should put through this.
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: Yeah, surprising movies.
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll do a white version too. M hm oh yeah,
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: white version all they and him saying the movies like
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: after like two thousand and five, What do you think
- 1:11:32Speaker 5: Click got clicks a good film? Man? I never watched Click?
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: Oh man, you want to cry?
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: You might actually cry?
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: Now you might? You actually would all crying a lot
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: of god damn movies lately.
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: I heard what happens that day to Click that he cries.
- 1:11:50Speaker 6: He realizes he misses his whole or his children's childhood
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: and their all upbringing. And he's sitting there in the rain,
- 1:11:57Speaker 6: sad and desolate.
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: Yeah remember that, No, not at all made fourteen.
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm watching, like, yo.
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: God damn, he's really going through it, good guy.
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: I saw recently on TikTok, I gotta watch Click again.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: But I saw recently on TikTok they were talking about
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: how Land is like really sad. Yeah, I didn't even
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: I've never seen that movie. I've never seen Ryan Goslin
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: and emm and Stone.
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: It's a good movie. Mm hmm.
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: People are like posting themselves at the beginning and then
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: the end of the movie like they're all like crying
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: and sucked up.
- 1:12:26Speaker 5: Maybe I should go see that or not go see it,
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: but maybe I should just watch. It won a bunch
- 1:12:32Speaker 5: of awards, but it didn't win the Best Picture. What
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: one that year? Moonlight Moon? Like, yeah, there we go,
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: I gotta watch that movie. Like, yeah, get.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: My gay niggas, love the gay niggas, my legitis. That's
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: how you pronounced it legiti.
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: All right, question amazing, they said, Another voice question. Uh, okay,
- 1:13:09Speaker 6: another voice question. You're going, Yeah, you're going gallivanting with Beyonce.
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: But she sounds like Lois Griffin or March Simpson, which
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: is worse.
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: I would rather her sound like that.
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: No, I'd rather sound like March, like a good rasp.
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: I'm not gonna.
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: Because the nasally lowest voice gets.
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: But that's only because Peter's always doing dumb ship. Yeah,
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: but what it's almost it's almost the same ship, just
- 1:13:47Speaker 5: a different register. It's a different like a little a
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: little grumble, a little rumbling there, Yeah, a little a
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: little sex panther. I want to say, Oh, throw it
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: against her balls outside. Let the vibration of her ball.
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: Let the get it. She's gonna send me the val HALLI.
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: Elizabeth, Yeah, let me get the lowis all right, you're
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: on You're on your own.
- 1:14:21Speaker 5: Yeah, you're on your own.
- 1:14:24Speaker 4: Now.
- 1:14:24Speaker 5: Lois does look she looked better, But I don't. Don't
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: play the March.
- 1:14:30Speaker 6: Not March got the she got the buggins, marches bodied up.
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: Stop playing Low has got more sex appeal, though, does she?
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: The one episode when she had the whips and chains
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: up that was crazy.
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: Then they say March is black man, That's what they
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: tried to say.
- 1:14:45Speaker 5: Yeah, she got a whole frow. Her and Gerald got
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: the same haircut. No, she's not black, because there's black
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: people in the Simpsons that are black. There's different colors
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: of black. Michael spectrum black color. Like we're talking about.
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: She's light skin. She looks like every other white. It's
- 1:15:02Speaker 5: the hair. Michael's the hair. You gotta look at the hair.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: Just look at the hair. Carrot top is white. He got,
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: you got?
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: They said about gingers.
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: Exactly fair enough.
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: Next question, hm hmm. If you had to pick which,
- 1:15:21Speaker 6: oh no, if you had to pick what dessert are
- 1:15:23Speaker 6: y'all individually?
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with something. I'm just a brownie.
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: I think you can't really go wrong with the brownie.
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: I'm a very decadent pound cake, you know. Okay, I
- 1:15:45Speaker 5: was thinking cheesecake.
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: For thinking, I'm about to say, yeah, he doesn't like
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: you know, I do hate myself.
- 1:15:50Speaker 5: So here mm hmm mm hmm yep, okay, apple apple, Yeah,
- 1:16:00Speaker 5: different different, What makes you say that? But you the
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: inside of the Skittles bag?
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: What?
- 1:16:06Speaker 5: What? What?
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: What?
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: What? Why? Why Why am I apple pie? Why is it? Why?
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: Why are you an apple pie?
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: Because there's different layers to keenan. You got the crush,
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: you got the apple, you got the that's it. You
- 1:16:26Speaker 5: got the crush, you got the apple, you got the
- 1:16:28Speaker 5: other crust. You got all the ingredients inside the apples. People,
- 1:16:32Speaker 5: you have the apple on the other side of the party,
- 1:16:34Speaker 5: you can touch it. They're not all the same. Apple
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: piles are the same.
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: But there's no that's not layers though. That's just different.
- 1:16:42Speaker 5: There's different different things within the apple pie.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: If you leave it out, that get cold. Now it's
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: a whole different that's a whole different thing. Now, you know,
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: sometimes put the ice cream on the apple pie.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: We worried about me being apple pie, but this nigga said,
- 1:16:55Speaker 5: the here decking it pound cake? This my fucker pudding cup.
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: What the we're talking about?
- 1:17:01Speaker 6: What are you talking about? Why is he a pudding coat?
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: One pound cake stick?
- 1:17:07Speaker 6: The cow's cake is solid.
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: Take this closed off. He's spilling all over the couch.
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: Why are you doing this? I'm off for jokes, but
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: it's not. What do you look like? My man have
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: to contain?
- 1:17:21Speaker 6: Mike is a pound cake, he's rich, he's dence.
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: What you considered? What would you see yourself? Fast? Like?
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: What do you think? What the he called us?
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: No, this niggaf to the ice cream nigga out of it.
- 1:17:39Speaker 5: Yeah, he's ice cream coating left him an eighty degree.
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: He's in the left of the sun. Yeah me, this nigger,
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: he's jealo. If you don't put in the fridge, I
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: can tell that was brewing for a while. Ain't nothing.
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: Let me call you a pudding cop the man. I'm like,
- 1:18:02Speaker 5: you know you take it okay?
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: Can didn't use my joke for the like two weeks?
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: You take it out the container? No, it's loose. Bust
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: out the package the pillar ery. Does boy twist.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: Know?
- 1:18:24Speaker 5: I did, nigga, the pretty biscuit mixed.
- 1:18:29Speaker 6: I'd say I'm a I'm a snicker doodle cookie because
- 1:18:33Speaker 6: you know it's.
- 1:18:33Speaker 5: Low but a little more. I don't know what do
- 1:18:37Speaker 5: you what?
- 1:18:37Speaker 6: Do you think you got something else from me?
- 1:18:38Speaker 5: You're not. I was gonna say that's that's not a bit, nigga.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: I don't know what you said.
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: I like peanut butter cook I don't even like peanut
- 1:18:48Speaker 6: butter though, but I don't like peanut butter cookies.
- 1:18:52Speaker 4: Are you fucking serious?
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: I don't like peanut butter cookies, but I like peanut butter. Yeah,
- 1:18:59Speaker 6: I'd rather just see peanut my they need a peanut
- 1:19:00Speaker 6: eat peanut butter and a No, that's why I don't
- 1:19:04Speaker 6: really like the one. I just want to eat peanut butter.
- 1:19:09Speaker 6: Keep the chocolate away from me the fuck.
- 1:19:12Speaker 5: I never knew that that's his approach to women. Yeah, no,
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: keep the chocolate. Just get is that coco? Don't you
- 1:19:27Speaker 5: know that this is all peanut butter parter, my all light.
- 1:19:32Speaker 6: Scared peanut butter party, Like I'm in South Africa with
- 1:19:35Speaker 6: the colors.
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: Excuse me, jiggaboo if you have nothing to do with
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: George washing the car here, yeah, shout shout it all
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: my cake verdi in women. I just bought some sleepy natural,
- 1:19:47Speaker 5: extra crunchry peanut butter.
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: Yeah, e extra cuntry, that's about it.
- 1:19:51Speaker 5: Natural, yes too, natural? Great?
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: Yeah, you're living the life now, right. You see the difference,
- 1:19:58Speaker 6: don't you know?
- 1:19:59Speaker 5: Not really? I just want to give the try just like,
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: let me see what the difference is. Where do you
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: ring jiff in your peanut butters? Blow? Skippy everything higher
- 1:20:07Speaker 5: than Peter Pans? So what's all right? So the top
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: Peter Pan? That's crazy? What's wrong with Peter Pan? But
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: this is tough for.
- 1:20:17Speaker 9: Me.
- 1:20:19Speaker 6: Skippy natural specifically.
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: Skippy's running out. But you have a peanut butter jones
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: and what's what's the next after Skippy, probably Skippy's. No,
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: regularly Skippy's is out of business no longer.
- 1:20:33Speaker 7: Man, Probably Skippy's maybe maybe maybe the Skippy, the Skippy
- 1:20:37Speaker 7: plus honey.
- 1:20:38Speaker 5: You know they did have that.
- 1:20:41Speaker 6: I didn't like that either, to be honest. Yes, Skinny,
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: they had like peanut butter and honey together for it
- 1:20:48Speaker 6: sounds delicious.
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: You're a freaky as nigga who gets the peanut butter
- 1:20:51Speaker 5: and the jelly in the same jard. No, no, you
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: need somebody. Yeah, when I see that, you need you
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: need another job. You need to double up on the
- 1:21:05Speaker 5: job on the end. You're trying to save, but you
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: need to get another job. You you bought that with snap,
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: didn't you.
- 1:21:13Speaker 6: Hey hey, hey, times are tough, man, times are tough.
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: Yes it is.
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I'll never never, But yeah, Skippy, Jiff.
- 1:21:29Speaker 6: I think I've only had like three peanut butter, Skippy, Jeff,
- 1:21:32Speaker 6: Peter Pan's. That's that's the big three. I don't think
- 1:21:34Speaker 6: there's really much outside of that other than brand ship.
- 1:21:37Speaker 6: Yeah there's an off brand you mean, Yeah, I need
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: to try that cost Co Kirklands peanut butter.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: That hurt. It's good.
- 1:21:46Speaker 6: I was there in this past week, and I said, no,
- 1:21:47Speaker 6: I can't do it.
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: Oh y'all do Costco.
- 1:21:49Speaker 6: That's big, big box story or whatever you want to
- 1:21:52Speaker 6: call it.
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: Not because of where I live shop, right, I don't really,
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: it's just me have one.
- 1:21:58Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he doesn't need a don't need all that.
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: That's true. That's very true. And you still buy stuff
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: in certain stuff in boat.
- 1:22:04Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I I kind of just get what
- 1:22:06Speaker 4: I need from Chopper. I'll just buy more of it, Yeah,
- 1:22:09Speaker 4: because I don't need that much.
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: You know. That just went to Sam want to do it?
- 1:22:13Speaker 5: But a whole bunch of shout bjs. I just watched
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: the video on TikTok about the three.
- 1:22:20Speaker 4: If I had to choose that, it would be Costco
- 1:22:21Speaker 4: because that's right there too, has.
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: A lot of benefits. They said, BJ is the best one.
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: They said that with BJ's compared to Costco and Sam's Club,
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: BJ one takes coupons, true, while the other ones don't.
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: What else They said that, so essentially Sam's Club was
- 1:22:45Speaker 5: the you're getting wholesale at a discount, like cheaper, don't
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: like you don't really care, like your cheese isn't gourmet. Okay,
- 1:22:59Speaker 5: Costco is the it's the bougie is the bougie, and
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: then that's why in the middle. They're saying that BJ
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: is right in the middle of of both of them,
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: so like you get your upper end but at a
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: cheaper JO.
- 1:23:12Speaker 4: That makes sense as to why when I was growing
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: up with the Sam's Club, we were a Sam's Club fan.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: Yeah, we have sam Club family too. I just use
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: my parents Sam's Club membership last week. Yeah. We were
- 1:23:22Speaker 5: always BJ's for as long as I can remember. Yeah,
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: my family was my family growing up with BJ and
- 1:23:27Speaker 5: then Big East family.
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: We were always Sam's Club. But we've evolved to costco.
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: This is the first person place ivers bdget what what
- 1:23:37Speaker 4: what do you say? We're just like, is the only
- 1:23:40Speaker 4: first place you remember seeing that? You remember seeing that person?
- 1:23:45Speaker 5: I'm sad that little person in real life? Yeah, I
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: remember we were checking out what the.
- 1:23:49Speaker 6: Fun what's that kid doing by himself?
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: Because both care with that federal lacking around with all that,
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: but what the fuck? Bbl baby bl.
- 1:24:05Speaker 6: Baby by baby.
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: Yeah, not seeing seeing a little person in person is
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: always a wild experience.
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: I just watched the video of like one dude fighting
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: three little people. Yeah, that was crazy. The fun out
- 1:24:19Speaker 5: of them I.
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: See the professional fighter fighting two guys, two amateurs or
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: actually no it was three. It was three, and he
- 1:24:27Speaker 4: he knocked out the first one. No, no, he submitted
- 1:24:30Speaker 4: the first one, knocked out the second one, I think,
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: and then.
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: Submitted the third one. Did they take turns now?
- 1:24:36Speaker 4: They were trying to jump him, but he once he
- 1:24:38Speaker 4: got his hands like went like if cam Newton was
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: getting on his hands, Keen the number three type ship.
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: It was like that, so he was like they were
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: jumping in, but he was only focused on one person
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: at a time.
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: So he was then those other fie wasn't trying to
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: fight him.
- 1:24:50Speaker 4: They were punching the ship out of him, but he was.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: There is no way there is. I don't give a fuck.
- 1:24:59Speaker 5: There is no way that you're choking out Lamont and
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: me and Mike are waiting to be.
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: They weren't waiting, but Ken, you gotta think they're in
- 1:25:06Speaker 4: an mm A fight. So once he chokes him out,
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: the person starts tapping.
- 1:25:09Speaker 5: They have to stop, okay, and why you're choking him,
- 1:25:11Speaker 5: I'm choking you the funk out. And why I'm talking
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: you much open there stopping on you. They were trying,
- 1:25:17Speaker 5: they're not getting hit by professional. They one of them,
- 1:25:23Speaker 5: not three of them?
- 1:25:24Speaker 8: No two?
- 1:25:27Speaker 5: Hell, what's dying? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm to Reggie. Reggie
- 1:25:34Speaker 5: don't mean a professional. Yeah, that's like the video already
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: guarding against two hands verse six. Nah, And honestly, think,
- 1:25:41Speaker 5: can you think about it?
- 1:25:42Speaker 4: It wasn't six, And can you think about it? As
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: soon as he puts that person in that submission, and
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: then you try to put him in the submission, he's
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: only gonna choke that other verson harder.
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: And I'm only gonna choke you harder. But once they taped,
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: that's it.
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: You have to let go.
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: Why do I have to?
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: Because now they got to reset because they gotta get
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: that nigga off him. They're gonna recent it because he's
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: gonna die.
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: Die stop. He couldn't let him got they have. It's
- 1:26:05Speaker 5: an m M A fight. They're not gonna do that.
- 1:26:07Speaker 5: We reset?
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: What?
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: Well? First off, it's already a fucking three on one,
- 1:26:11Speaker 5: So why the fun are we now following certain m
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: He gets the advantage because it's it makes sense. I'm
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: a chee and there's three of us. Hell yeah, if
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: we're gonna have a handicap, we're gonna go full handicap.
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: That's what I'm pulled out my switch blade. Na, those
- 1:26:35Speaker 5: those other two are trying.
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: Oh, speaking of fighting, you see the nigga that far
- 1:26:39Speaker 4: to do with the medical glasses on.
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god.
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: Some nigga pulled up to his crib and it was
- 1:26:44Speaker 4: like it was his baby mom. No, it was his
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: girlfriend's baby. Dad pulled up to his crib and the
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: nigga was like, touch his car. He's like, why the
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: fun did you touching my car? He's like, come out
- 1:26:53Speaker 4: side pitch as nigga. Nigga had the medical glasses already
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: turned on, just start had his ass out. The medical
- 1:27:01Speaker 4: glass was beating them up and the medical glass was
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: putting in paint.
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: Good little squabble. They were breathing heavy. Oh man, they
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: had to be.
- 1:27:09Speaker 6: If you say the above thirty five.
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably thirty five thirty six. Nigga had his
- 1:27:14Speaker 4: whole as his whole butt was out Ashy's hell.
- 1:27:16Speaker 5: It was bad. See, that's why you puted the lotion
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: in your butt did Yeah, exactly why you got it.
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: That's that's exactly why you loationed your butt.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: Cat, that's why.
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: And you button, Yeah, that is absolutely your body loasing
- 1:27:34Speaker 5: your whole body.
- 1:27:35Speaker 6: Let's say it's very random, but I was watching the
- 1:27:38Speaker 6: soccer game like a couple of weeks ago, and somehow
- 1:27:41Speaker 6: this whole man's ass cheeks were out on the on
- 1:27:43Speaker 6: the field, like he was laying the stomach down and
- 1:27:47Speaker 6: someone was running past him and somehow like stepped on
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: his shorts the right way and it just like grabbed
- 1:27:52Speaker 6: everything and his short from down there, his knees.
- 1:27:57Speaker 5: He was just standing there, dick on the field. This
- 1:28:01Speaker 5: had his dig in the dirt.
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: It's just standing in front of people with his asses out.
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: He's like, I can't move like he was just like, okay,
- 1:28:10Speaker 5: forgot his cock and the SOI jones just a dig
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: on the side field. Good for you, Good for what
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: we got? What we got? What we got? Oh?
- 1:28:27Speaker 6: Oh, random question, sidebar question. Let's say, for two inches
- 1:28:33Speaker 6: off your piece, would you grow yes, two inches off
- 1:28:38Speaker 6: your piece for adental additional two inches of your height?
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: No? No, above average? No, no, no, I'm above my average.
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: I'm not above average. What I got.
- 1:28:51Speaker 6: No one's taking that.
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: No one's taking that.
- 1:28:54Speaker 10: No, okay, two whole inches two inches off for two
- 1:29:00Speaker 10: inches up here, it's a mile and dick ling two
- 1:29:03Speaker 10: inches down there for two inches up here.
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: I'm not having no, No, okay, so.
- 1:29:09Speaker 11: I could be So I could be five to ten
- 1:29:11Speaker 11: with a smaller nold, No thanks, buddy, No, I'd be
- 1:29:18Speaker 11: six four with a with a smaller even smaller because
- 1:29:21Speaker 11: I'm getting bigger.
- 1:29:24Speaker 5: Proportionally, Yes, with a shrimp, all right, Actually make me
- 1:29:29Speaker 5: shorter and make my dick bigger. That was That was
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: the counter. If I if you give me two more inches,
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: maybe two inches shorter.
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: Yes, I'm taking six foot.
- 1:29:38Speaker 5: I got a hammer, I got that jawn on me. Okay,
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: that thing. Yeah, the Canadians, I'll be four ft flag
- 1:29:52Speaker 5: and took my sh in my socks talking about I
- 1:29:59Speaker 5: could take two inches off my height right now and
- 1:30:02Speaker 5: put it put it into the meat straight in on me.
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: And the thing is, I'm off myself at the ankles. Nigga, please,
- 1:30:10Speaker 5: I'll do it. I'm not even adding it all to
- 1:30:12Speaker 5: just length now, No, one, one by one. We're going
- 1:30:17Speaker 5: on one by one, one length, one girth. That wasn't
- 1:30:20Speaker 5: part of the agreement. We should be able to portion out.
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: I'm gonna portion o. How I get on one by
- 1:30:26Speaker 5: one one length by one girth nobody safe. I'm nobody safe.
- 1:30:31Speaker 5: I might be. I might be on Shorty Mac turn
- 1:30:37Speaker 5: doing nasty, just going to double one God trailer park dick.
- 1:30:45Speaker 6: He said two inches in circumference.
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: I watched a bit the other day and short of
- 1:30:55Speaker 5: Chick being DP and Shorty Mac was one of the
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: b I'm like god Ship said. Niggas definitely touching dicks
- 1:31:02Speaker 5: with him. Yo, he's always touch that dwarf. No deep in.
- 1:31:08Speaker 5: That probably looks like that when they got the whale
- 1:31:10Speaker 5: fish and they got the little fish scooping to clean
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: them up. That's what Jordy Mac, Dick and the other
- 1:31:17Speaker 5: nigga did. Look like that nigga like a little dicks
- 1:31:24Speaker 5: shirt from of that whalefish. That's probably like a fucking
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: big cahuna tuna, but next to motherfucking whale fish that
- 1:31:31Speaker 5: ain't ship. Most got whalefish dick. Okay, y'all know, listen,
- 1:31:37Speaker 5: not safe work. Don't do this at work, but do
- 1:31:38Speaker 5: this at work. Look up, Shorty Mac x x X
- 1:31:41Speaker 5: and my nigga got upside down. Catch a bottle. That
- 1:31:46Speaker 5: nigga got so much dick it clearly gets when he
- 1:31:49Speaker 5: gets hard, the blood goes from the break because that
- 1:31:52Speaker 5: nigga is definitely remedial, because that nigga harder his dick
- 1:31:55Speaker 5: get more to get dumber. You just get dumber. That
- 1:31:59Speaker 5: nigg dick stupid for real. Yeah, you ain't got you
- 1:32:05Speaker 5: show that he do? Yo guy doing that that Hello hilarious.
- 1:32:13Speaker 5: I gotta treat trunk guys in all of it, honestly,
- 1:32:21Speaker 5: like yo, just like this and I and I'm not
- 1:32:25Speaker 5: capping Capp in my wrap cap in my Oh my god. Yeah,
- 1:32:33Speaker 5: you ever watched? I think so? I think I.
- 1:32:39Speaker 6: Think I've seen his work on the big screen. Welcome
- 1:32:42Speaker 6: from it, okay, if I really must.
- 1:32:46Speaker 5: It was what he is going through the rolling deck.
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: It was what it was one time. It was what
- 1:32:54Speaker 5: where he was walking around and it's like the chick
- 1:32:57Speaker 5: was driving the car and I guess he think got
- 1:32:59Speaker 5: him by the car. It was the worst, like fakeing
- 1:33:01Speaker 5: hit by car. Acting ever he's like, oh my god,
- 1:33:05Speaker 5: oh my god, are you okay? I don't know. I
- 1:33:08Speaker 5: don't know. He's like, I'm bringing the house. I'll feel better.
- 1:33:12Speaker 5: Let me. That's how that starts. Some good stuff, man,
- 1:33:18Speaker 5: makes sense. She definitely couldn't right for a week. Oh no,
- 1:33:22Speaker 5: she was just coming out, thought is coming out. It
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: feels like that, Oh my god, ah mm hmm.
- 1:33:38Speaker 6: I guess uh yeah, I don't even know how much something. No,
- 1:33:41Speaker 6: I've been I've got another question. Would you rather I
- 1:33:48Speaker 6: don't know, it's a different, it's kind of different. I'll
- 1:33:51Speaker 6: ask it anyway. Hypothetically, we're all single, would you rather
- 1:33:55Speaker 6: go out with the woman of your dreams? Perfect date
- 1:33:58Speaker 6: night or you can have a memorable night out with
- 1:34:02Speaker 6: the boys, a historic night out with the boys.
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: Women gonna call this gay, you call me. I'm doing
- 1:34:09Speaker 5: the night with my niggas as a single man.
- 1:34:12Speaker 6: Yeah, you said night out with the woman of your dreams,
- 1:34:17Speaker 6: perfect date, not out with the woman in your dreams.
- 1:34:21Speaker 5: It's it's it's your perfect date, perfect date. You're just
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: talking about the date.
- 1:34:25Speaker 6: Ain't talking about anything else.
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: I don't care about it.
- 1:34:27Speaker 4: I don't even crack it again, I don't know.
- 1:34:30Speaker 6: I'm just talking about the date.
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: Let's just go perfect day with the woman of your
- 1:34:33Speaker 5: dreams or perfect day with your niggas. It was supposed
- 1:34:35Speaker 5: to be like a night out, Okay, perfect night with
- 1:34:38Speaker 5: the woman in your dream perfect night and all that
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: the night includes.
- 1:34:44Speaker 6: No no, yes, yes, yes, no, I'm saying no because
- 1:34:50Speaker 6: that changes his answer, and I would change my answer.
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: To not changing my mind. You're still I'm going out
- 1:34:57Speaker 5: with my niggas, bros. Ain't going nowhere.
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: Yeah, and we can have plenty of nights out.
- 1:35:02Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the perfect nigga. I get to have
- 1:35:06Speaker 5: a good night and crack at least at the end
- 1:35:08Speaker 5: of it. You're crazy, I'm doing that. Fuck you, all
- 1:35:12Speaker 5: of you fair enough. I'm dropping your niggas off a clip.
- 1:35:15Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, Keenan.
- 1:35:17Speaker 5: You're gonna pick a night out foss Long Live the King.
- 1:35:23Speaker 5: You didn't have to. You could have just not.
- 1:35:25Speaker 4: You're gonna pick a night out with us over hanging
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: out with Cocoa Jones on the cracking and cracking and
- 1:35:30Speaker 4: you were lying. You're a liar, You're an actual liar.
- 1:35:32Speaker 5: You're wow liar. I'm not lying at all. I don't
- 1:35:37Speaker 5: love none of you niggas that much. I'm not listen.
- 1:35:40Speaker 5: Time time is short.
- 1:35:42Speaker 6: Yeah, your time with Coco Jones is even shorter.
- 1:35:45Speaker 5: Yeah, one day shorter.
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: That's one day. I will still be friends with y' all.
- 1:35:48Speaker 4: The day after that day, I'll be more friend because
- 1:35:51Speaker 4: you get the time. Yeah, because I'm gonna plan.
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: A day to go out so I can tell you
- 1:35:54Speaker 5: about It's about the memories of us reminiscing of that night.
- 1:35:59Speaker 6: Yeah, like the Vesper Vigilantes chat, there's a whole chat
- 1:36:02Speaker 6: based on a singular event.
- 1:36:06Speaker 5: Day, crack a Palise. It's not gonna tell you about
- 1:36:10Speaker 5: the tailor me, crack a police. It's not gonna go
- 1:36:12Speaker 5: far get around me like it's a camp fire unless
- 1:36:15Speaker 5: you got the game film. It's not gonna go that far.
- 1:36:18Speaker 6: He might him and him and his new shorty bag.
- 1:36:22Speaker 5: She said, you.
- 1:36:22Speaker 6: Feel me now what you said perfect.
- 1:36:25Speaker 5: Were not getting you bring me? You bring me into
- 1:36:28Speaker 5: that campfire and and that might be give me a
- 1:36:35Speaker 5: just be descriptive. Nah, I need game film. I don't
- 1:36:38Speaker 5: want to hear about the ship. Game film is crazy, Okay, interesting?
- 1:36:43Speaker 5: Who's the dream girl I was at? I don't even know.
- 1:36:48Speaker 6: I'm I think that would be a good way I
- 1:36:51Speaker 6: find out his calise, Good choice, good choice special.
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: Off the top right now, gonn go with a Landria
- 1:37:01Speaker 4: at the moment, top right now, at the moment, I
- 1:37:05Speaker 4: don't want.
- 1:37:05Speaker 6: To shout out to Landria. Love Island's coming back Listen
- 1:37:08Speaker 6: Start Tomorrow starts tomorrow. Look out, we got some content
- 1:37:10Speaker 6: coming on the way.
- 1:37:11Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, you've got some good stuff, got some
- 1:37:18Speaker 4: good some good stuff coming people out the villa already.
- 1:37:22Speaker 5: Kicked one person out. They're not vatting these people properly. No, Yeah,
- 1:37:27Speaker 5: I don't understand because had the internet find it so fast?
- 1:37:30Speaker 5: Ya got a whole team to I mean.
- 1:37:32Speaker 6: Probably because they know them.
- 1:37:33Speaker 4: But also the thing was, yeah, so I heard or
- 1:37:37Speaker 4: I was looking it up. The video that was released
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: with the girl that was saying nigga or whatever. It
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: was a private yeah, well it was a private video
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: and somebody put it out after they saw that she
- 1:37:46Speaker 4: was put on the show. In no way that they
- 1:37:49Speaker 4: could find it because it wasn't public. So it was
- 1:37:51Speaker 4: somebody that either just petty praying on her down, somebody
- 1:37:55Speaker 4: that probably hates her now and they was just like
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: I got this video or could have been mind who
- 1:38:00Speaker 4: just thought would be funny, like oh I know her,
- 1:38:02Speaker 4: Like there's there's no telling what the motive was. Well, yeah,
- 1:38:07Speaker 4: and then the other guy that got removed, he's going
- 1:38:10Speaker 4: to be like a bombshell instead, right, which makes it
- 1:38:12Speaker 4: because we already know, yes, but he's gonna be the
- 1:38:15Speaker 4: first one, so we know the first bomb show.
- 1:38:17Speaker 5: That's all right, fine, it's fine.
- 1:38:19Speaker 6: I guess you don't have to you don't have to,
- 1:38:22Speaker 6: like you don't have to be suck back in, you
- 1:38:24Speaker 6: to be suck in.
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: The World Cup is coming. The finals is on right now.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: The World Cup is going on. There's so many things
- 1:38:32Speaker 5: you can watch. You watch both different days, different days. Dune,
- 1:38:36Speaker 5: Dune three or two is about to come out.
- 1:38:38Speaker 9: There's so many things to come out of the years,
- 1:38:43Speaker 9: like Christmas and the Marvel John that was coming out
- 1:38:48Speaker 9: this summer.
- 1:38:49Speaker 5: No. December eighteenth, the same day Doom. Yeah, yeah, okay, Dune.
- 1:38:56Speaker 5: I'm going to be there over the night with dressed
- 1:38:58Speaker 5: up as the least with my little mother. You don't
- 1:39:04Speaker 5: have to make my frim and my frim and nose plugs.
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: I'm gonna be dresed up as Shaya lud. You just
- 1:39:12Speaker 6: see me in the theater is a word?
- 1:39:14Speaker 5: Just be a Benny Jesuit, nigga fear. You still gotta
- 1:39:22Speaker 5: watch Come on, bro, you still watch air. I watched
- 1:39:27Speaker 5: some episodes of Beller. I watched the whole season, so
- 1:39:30Speaker 5: you can do me a movie of dude. That's Dune
- 1:39:33Speaker 5: equals the whole, the whole season less. Yeah, bell so actually, yeah,
- 1:39:39Speaker 5: so let's let's get to it. You can do it.
- 1:39:41Speaker 5: You can live streaming, streaming, Yeah, make it content.
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: So put it on the discord or something, watch with
- 1:39:46Speaker 6: the people.
- 1:39:47Speaker 5: What about that? Man, I would only do that if
- 1:39:51Speaker 5: once the movie plays, it does not stop.
- 1:39:53Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're the one controller.
- 1:39:54Speaker 5: That you're doing. What if I'm watching it, I'm gonna no,
- 1:39:59Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Actually, when when when that movie starts,
- 1:40:04Speaker 5: we do not stop because it's already a long ass movie.
- 1:40:06Speaker 5: So so we're stopping to annotate everything. It's gonna make
- 1:40:09Speaker 5: the movie. But if you watch the first time, you'd
- 1:40:13Speaker 5: be the first you the first time we watched it.
- 1:40:15Speaker 5: So so so you ain't gonna stop it for me?
- 1:40:18Speaker 5: Did it in the theater?
- 1:40:19Speaker 6: You didn't watching it the first one that.
- 1:40:23Speaker 5: You're gonna see that in theater? You saw the second one.
- 1:40:26Speaker 5: I can't imagine. I did like the second one theater,
- 1:40:29Speaker 5: right second when I saw the okay, yeah, because you
- 1:40:31Speaker 5: put me on because that was you didn't watch Yeah, yeah,
- 1:40:34Speaker 5: yeah I don't. I don't. Yeah, okay, tastemaker lamon always early,
- 1:40:41Speaker 5: what can I say? But yeah, but yeah, if we
- 1:40:45Speaker 5: do that, that's the only way I'm doing it. You can,
- 1:40:47Speaker 5: you can.
- 1:40:48Speaker 6: I'll be there to watch it with you.
- 1:40:49Speaker 5: Again, I definitely will be there to watch it, but
- 1:40:51Speaker 5: you'll be You'll have complete control over the the movie,
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: but I will raise my hand to point out some
- 1:40:57Speaker 5: of the finer.
- 1:40:58Speaker 6: And that's what Keenan mutes you, Mute, I can't hear.
- 1:41:04Speaker 5: From Big East.
- 1:41:05Speaker 6: He said, well, actually right there, Mute, put his hand down.
- 1:41:08Speaker 5: I can't hear the game, Michael.
- 1:41:11Speaker 4: Speaking of game, I've been playing.
- 1:41:13Speaker 5: Double O seven MM.
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: That was good, good stuff here a little bit later
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: usual today.
- 1:41:18Speaker 5: I guess Assassin's Creed Black Flag they did. They did it,
- 1:41:22Speaker 5: and I don't even know why they did that when
- 1:41:24Speaker 5: it was like, I never I've never played the original
- 1:41:26Speaker 5: Black Flag, so it's not that they was like, oh,
- 1:41:29Speaker 5: that's the greatest Assassin's create, Like, no, the fuck, that's not.
- 1:41:32Speaker 5: That's the Power one, right, yeah, that's the first Power One.
- 1:41:35Speaker 5: It's not. It was really good. Oh no, it was
- 1:41:37Speaker 5: a good game, but it wasn't. Not the best one
- 1:41:39Speaker 5: was when nothing for them to remake that.
- 1:41:41Speaker 4: Brotherhood by far to a brotherhood one of them two
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: brotherhood brother was it was tough even one of.
- 1:41:48Speaker 5: It's gotta be one of them ones. And I don't
- 1:41:50Speaker 5: know which one.
- 1:41:51Speaker 4: Brotherhood when you can when when you can join up?
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: No, brotherhood was cool. That was That's what you think
- 1:41:57Speaker 5: was the best one. I think it was Revelations. I
- 1:42:00Speaker 5: think that was the third one with with oh yeah,
- 1:42:03Speaker 5: oh that's tough. That one was tough with my man
- 1:42:07Speaker 5: Desmond died, the Franchiseman Nigga. That's the third game Boilers
- 1:42:13Speaker 5: Nigga spoilers from fifteen twenty Assassins Creed, too many assassins.
- 1:42:19Speaker 5: They was gonna make an assassin's creed where there was
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: a black assassin going around killing the KKK. But rock
- 1:42:25Speaker 5: Star was like, we don't feel like that. You'll be soft.
- 1:42:29Speaker 5: We were like, we don't think that like the white
- 1:42:32Speaker 5: the the white fans would like that as much. Fuck them,
- 1:42:36Speaker 5: the racist ones one, but mind you, you could do
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: that and red that red that redemption. Yep. Yeah, but
- 1:42:41Speaker 5: it's a white guy doing it, so it don't kill
- 1:42:46Speaker 5: a K kill yeah. Yeah, well, well, yeah, as soon
- 1:42:53Speaker 5: as you said, all you know is at the end
- 1:42:56Speaker 5: of the day, the days was surely going.
- 1:43:00Speaker 6: As soon as you said, oh, you know, as soon
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: as you.
- 1:43:02Speaker 5: I mean, as soon as you do say that. Yeah, Hey, guys,
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- 1:44:49Speaker 3: But yeah, make sure you guys do bot tickets come out.
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- 1:45:01Speaker 3: gonna be meeting up, hanging out after the show.
- 1:45:06Speaker 5: Lamont said, I'm just playing. I didn't say that being
- 1:45:13Speaker 5: I'm hearing that there might be outsider activities after the show.
- 1:45:16Speaker 5: You know, I'll be honest. Right now at this moment, Uh,
- 1:45:20Speaker 5: fifty the seat saint bought up. Yet that's the true,
- 1:45:23Speaker 5: but right.
- 1:45:24Speaker 6: Now, I mean fifty percent of the seats are bought Yep, so.
- 1:45:28Speaker 5: No, it's not fifty Oh you said it's not. It's not.
- 1:45:31Speaker 5: I thought you said it's not even what you're doing,
- 1:45:36Speaker 5: what you'all doing. I said, this had started to get on.
- 1:45:40Speaker 5: We got a month left. Yeah, want June first? Ye
- 1:45:43Speaker 5: wanted this? Yeah, asked for this beg for this is
- 1:45:45Speaker 5: June first, Magenta, it's time hook us up, Thomas taking
- 1:45:51Speaker 5: look us out, you know what I'm saying. And yeah, man,
- 1:45:54Speaker 5: we'll see you guys because I'd rather not be a
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: bunch of our family. They're watching our show because you know,
- 1:46:00Speaker 5: we guys, they got to buy the tickets, so we don't.
- 1:46:02Speaker 5: You know, I don't want to tell I'm not trying to.
- 1:46:05Speaker 5: I'm not trying to do it in front of Lawrence.
- 1:46:09Speaker 6: I'm telling jokes and we're talking about that kitchen, Joe,
- 1:46:15Speaker 6: and I'm talking about that kitchen.
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: The kitchen. You know that kitchen very well, don't I
- 1:46:21Speaker 5: think if y'all want to make it home. Wow, that
- 1:46:25Speaker 5: will never be said around my parents. And that's a threat.
- 1:46:31Speaker 5: That's a threat. I understand them.
- 1:46:33Speaker 4: That's a that's said in the episode Okay, I'm sit
- 1:46:37Speaker 4: out like your house and the episode Real Loud, find out.
- 1:46:42Speaker 5: Wrong frown and find out all dirty laundrys coming out?
- 1:46:51Speaker 5: Yeah ahead, Ike the uh, the color the color picker.
- 1:47:04Speaker 5: The color picker.
- 1:47:08Speaker 12: Didn't say person yes like Magita, somebody said you must
- 1:47:13Speaker 12: eat a lot of beets. So said pressure is probably
- 1:47:16Speaker 12: to eighty when if you're poke him with a sharp object.
- 1:47:19Speaker 5: He would just like.
- 1:47:27Speaker 6: I have never seen I have never seen anyone of
- 1:47:30Speaker 6: that that Hue.
- 1:47:31Speaker 5: I'm telling you, he literally looks like a hot dog.
- 1:47:33Speaker 5: Bro is that he looked like, He looked like what's
- 1:47:37Speaker 5: his name, the Vision. He does look like