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Snorkeling | Son of a Boy Dad #202 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: It is a day.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know which day it is, but it is
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  Speaker 3: a day. It could be next week, or it could
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  Speaker 3: be three months from now, and we are here live
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  Speaker 3: from h Q three. The Bruins may or may not
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  Speaker 3: be still in the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs, or.
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  Speaker 1: You know that transsexual woman may or may not have
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  Speaker 1: won the Tournament of Champions and Jeopardy is that how?
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  Speaker 1: That's my Stanley Cup playoffs? The Tournament of Champions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been watching that shit fucking locked.
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  Speaker 3: In what's the Tournament of Champions?
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  Speaker 1: They get like the best trans autists and set them up,
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice, set them up on stage and their fucking
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  Speaker 1: geniuses quick.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting. That's happening right now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean they probably filmed it when now
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  Speaker 1: Trebek was still alive, but it's happening now.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think they banned episodes? What?
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  Speaker 1: Of course you think Jeopardy's Live, I'd assume. So they
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  Speaker 1: know they record Jeopardy like months in advance, but they
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  Speaker 1: know every day when everything's gonna come out, so they'll
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  Speaker 1: record their President's Day episode in fucking on Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, big time. That's very interesting, and they don't seem
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  Speaker 3: to have a problem with it. Francis, how is the
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  Speaker 3: special taping?
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  Speaker 1: We're not that current of a show. But should we
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  Speaker 1: talk about Harrison Bucker or what? You guys see this?
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  Speaker 2: You hear? But I did watching Bucker.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know who that is.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe some of the things that were coming
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  Speaker 2: out of his mouth. Not so much not so much
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  Speaker 2: the like gender being out of date on that, you
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  Speaker 2: know that, I guess whoops, But more of the stuff
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  Speaker 2: of like the Latin church that he was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, when did you get sucked into this
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  Speaker 2: medieval sorcery?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is the because Madi can two happen?
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  Speaker 2: What where is he talking? And what is going on there?
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  Speaker 2: What can someone dumb it down for me? Because this
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  Speaker 2: one fine by me?
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  Speaker 3: I caught my mic.
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  Speaker 1: Harrison Bucker was basically like women belong at home in
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  Speaker 1: like child rearing capacity, and that like if you went
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  Speaker 1: and spent all this time getting your degree and you're
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  Speaker 1: focused on like advancing your career, that that is a
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  Speaker 1: ignoble pursuit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for a woman. Yeah, And he said that, and
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  Speaker 2: then he started breaking down crying and saying that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a big reason he's been able to have the success
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  Speaker 2: that he's had is because his wife embraced her work
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  Speaker 2: as a as a homemaker.
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  Speaker 1: Which is easy to say, is a millionaire. That ship's
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  Speaker 1: fucking and like, like, you can just buy your wife
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  Speaker 1: what she wants. If your wife, if you're like of
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  Speaker 1: any other means, your wife will want shit and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna want to not buy it for her. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: want her to buy that ship herself with the money
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  Speaker 1: that she earned.
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  Speaker 3: So what did he say that was wrong? He was
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  Speaker 3: discouraging a group of graduates.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get.
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  Speaker 2: A college graduation. Yeah, it was a.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking commencement speech.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: And Kelly Key, Actually, I go to Gia and Kelly
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  Speaker 1: Keeks for any news when I want to know what
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  Speaker 1: to think of something, I see what what is Gia
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  Speaker 1: and Kelly Keegs thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they saw busting with the boys posted it right
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  Speaker 3: they did.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they had. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: they had seen the whole speech, because they said Bucker
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  Speaker 2: just gave one hell of a speech, And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if they meant that glowingly or like this was something.
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  Speaker 3: I think they have the same dude running their socials
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  Speaker 3: that runs the old Row account.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is. But I mean, you can't just
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  Speaker 1: say this is something that's like the non that's like
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  Speaker 1: a classic Barstool move to give a non reaction reaction
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  Speaker 1: to something like wow, that was wild. Yeah, Like you're
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  Speaker 1: not saying anything or by saying it was wild, you're
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  Speaker 1: not saying that it was good, that it was bad.
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  Speaker 1: You're just trying to react with the most evocative term
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  Speaker 1: possible without having any opinion at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, that doesn't sound like the worst place to live, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the middle. If I could master that, I think I'd
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  Speaker 2: have a better life.
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  Speaker 1: Cost off bananas and wild. Then, dude, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The Barstool socials, their captions are like like it just
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  Speaker 3: simple Google search would make them a lot. They posted yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: posted two days ago, when when McAvoy on the Bruins.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he was a familiar he uh.
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  Speaker 3: He like leveled a dude on the on the Panthers
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  Speaker 3: in the opening the first shift of the game. And
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  Speaker 3: they posted the clip and they said McAvoy just hit
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  Speaker 3: a dude in the in the center of the ice.
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  Speaker 3: No names or anything, just a dude. And I was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: that guy's also in the NHL. He has a name.
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  Speaker 3: And then every other like sports account said the guy's name,
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  Speaker 3: but the barstool one was macavoy just leveled a dude
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  Speaker 3: center ice.
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  Speaker 2: Man, these things are moving quick. We got we gotta
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  Speaker 2: to be on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: But still, chat gbt will give you ten hockey puns
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  Speaker 1: off the rip if you have just like a single
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  Speaker 1: turn of phrase. Chat gbt will have those in as
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  Speaker 1: many seconds as it takes to type out a dude yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then Vivla Stool posted one of Frank singing the
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  Speaker 3: sound of Silence.
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  Speaker 1: Frank sings a song.
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  Speaker 3: And they said, of course Frank knows the words to
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  Speaker 3: a Hello Darkness, mild friend, Like it's a meme song,
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  Speaker 3: Like they only knew the song name from the meme.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, classic Frank, he knows the words to
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  Speaker 3: one of the most famous songs ever.
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  Speaker 1: But also by the not the title of the song.
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  Speaker 1: Not the title of the song. Of course Frank knows this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. But and then they also lampoon Francis.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they said that, I said, Francis recounts the time
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  Speaker 2: that he was in a serious relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Francis had to tell all about his ex wife, Nicki Glazer.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, he reveals the sordid details of their sexual liaisons.
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  Speaker 2: It was so just misrepresenting, like I said, very carefully
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  Speaker 2: and specifically. We went on one date, two dates. I
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  Speaker 2: guess maybe that were not you know, I failed.
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  Speaker 1: Say something scared, anything about the Vivla stool account and
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  Speaker 1: then see if they clip it and put it out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they never do, I always should they Well, because
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  Speaker 3: they've tried to fuck me dozens of times.
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  Speaker 1: Like Nikki Glazer or like Francis with nick exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get off of that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there was one time when I came into the
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  Speaker 3: Yak and I and I was doing I think I
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  Speaker 3: did Chaine's show at the stand and yes, and I
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  Speaker 3: and I they were like, how was your night? And
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  Speaker 3: I said it and then they clipped it out and
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  Speaker 3: tweeted it and were like, sas had a wild night
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  Speaker 3: with at Shane Gillis. I was like, delete this immediately.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was texting like gazz I was. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this needs to go. I was like, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to seem like I like hung out with Shane and
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  Speaker 3: then I'm on the podcast the next day being like,
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  Speaker 3: You'll never believe what I got into last night. That's
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  Speaker 3: what you did do. No, it's not at all. It
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  Speaker 3: was literally like they were like, what did you do
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  Speaker 3: last night? And then I told them what I did
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  Speaker 3: last night?
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  Speaker 1: Or I was probably like how was the show?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the stand, Yeah, it was not even close to that.
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  Speaker 2: Sean Gillis you know him, Yeah, he's my friend. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was hanging out with him and we do that
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: We're taking it. They're literally taking a page out of
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  Speaker 1: the book of like the New York Post. Oh yeah, yep,
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  Speaker 1: trying to just make it as solacious as possible.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they don't really like to boost up the employees.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, specific like that was a that was maybe one
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  Speaker 1: of your first doses of them just trying to make
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  Speaker 1: you look as but that's a routine for Sas. Actually yeah, yeah, socials,
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  Speaker 1: they still clips kind of like a chronicled file of
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: SaaS foibles. Yeah, they just dig up and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: remember on October sixth.
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  Speaker 3: They posted one like a couple months ago, and they
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: were like that time when the whole show voted that
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  Speaker 3: SaaS was their second least favorite person on the show.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, why is this something that we
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  Speaker 3: need to resurface? This is a great day in history.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like it was wildly uncomfortable for me and
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  Speaker 3: mean and just outwardly Yeah, And they were like, we
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  Speaker 3: got to clip this out and get this up on
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  Speaker 3: every platform.
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  Speaker 1: Set a reminder for next year at this day, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hash up your trauma. We're gonna dig up your trauma.
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  Speaker 1: How about eight inches in thick? It's unbelievably good. We
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  Speaker 1: might as well watch it just for the ft.
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  Speaker 3: It's this Uh, it's like a man on the street.
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  Speaker 3: This girl's going up being like talking to like random
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  Speaker 3: dudes on like in like a beach in Miami, and
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  Speaker 3: she's like, uh, what kind of guys? Or no, it's
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  Speaker 3: a it's a dude asking a girl a question. And
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  Speaker 3: he's like, what kind of guys, are you into yeah, yes, pleasure, they're.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're like you like bodybuilders. You like bodybuilders.
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  Speaker 3: I like skinnies, cunningis.
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  Speaker 2: How about multi millionaires?
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  Speaker 3: How about eight inches and thick?
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  Speaker 2: How about talents?
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  Speaker 9: How about loving in.
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  Speaker 2: His pig food.
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  Speaker 1: Like ten weeks ago, twenty one years?
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  Speaker 2: Faint food.
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  Speaker 9: It's not gonna committed to a like three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she was faster than me at and I.
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  Speaker 9: Went a six minute mile my testimony, I'm nothing but fear.
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  Speaker 9: And I asked you if I want to be in
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  Speaker 9: a YouTube Channis like scunny guys, I've never seen that
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  Speaker 9: trying to prove it?
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  Speaker 3: Or no about eight inches and thick? About my daughter
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  Speaker 3: killed herself two weeks ago and they're like waster.
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  Speaker 2: Than me at twelve? Yes, but what age were you
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  Speaker 2: when she was twelve? You're not giving us the full
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  Speaker 2: story there, but trade inches and thick?
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  Speaker 1: What about eight inches and thick? What about? I was
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  Speaker 1: voted second most popular on the yak trauma crazy about
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  Speaker 1: my wife left.
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  Speaker 3: Me ten weeks ago, loyal twenty one years.
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  Speaker 1: And then he's like his daughter commits suicide and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get to spring break yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes and then you say you like scrawny guys,
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  Speaker 2: which to me means he's saying I'm not good enough
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  Speaker 2: for you. But he's everything he said. If I were
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  Speaker 2: one of those girls, I would say, yo, none of
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  Speaker 2: this is compelling to me. Oh now these are horrible truths.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, except for the eight inches and't thick.
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  Speaker 1: One millionaire, multimillionaire, multip truths. And so I think that
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  Speaker 1: he psychologically, I think that he was like, he went,
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  Speaker 1: what about multimillionaire, and like he got nothing, and so
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  Speaker 1: really quickly he had to go to eight inches and thick.
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  Speaker 1: And then he started worrying that he was making himself
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  Speaker 1: to be too shallow, that he's only concerned with birth
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  Speaker 1: and money, and so he's like, what about all these
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: other things that make me who I am? What about
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  Speaker 1: this trauma? Can you save me? Victim class?
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  Speaker 3: How did you have that video just lined up that.
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  Speaker 1: I have it in a holster? I have a different
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  Speaker 1: phone for that video that I just whip out like
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  Speaker 1: it's the Old West.
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  Speaker 3: It is one of my favorite videos.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best.
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  Speaker 3: It's so insanely weird.
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  Speaker 1: We've probably talked about it on this pot before, but
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  Speaker 1: I also just enjoy it so much. It's top ten
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  Speaker 1: all time. Oh yeah videos for me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, eight inchesn't thick like adding in the and thick.
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  Speaker 1: Is insane because they're probably tired of these fucking tapeworm
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  Speaker 1: eight inch dick. Yeah, they are so thin, they're like
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  Speaker 1: fruit by the foot. They can't even stand flaccid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if there's anyone on earth that has
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  Speaker 3: an eight inch penis that is not thick, Like, who
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  Speaker 3: has an eight inch dick? That's like, oh, you'd be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: What about eight inches and thin as a razor, a
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  Speaker 3: Taekonderoga pencil?
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  Speaker 2: How about an eight inch earthworm?
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  Speaker 1: Eight inches and thin as a slim gem?
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  Speaker 2: I can pick deep blocks with my penis.
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  Speaker 3: What about my daughter? She's still alive.
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  Speaker 1: With me, she's in the hotel. She doesn't know him
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  Speaker 1: out here.
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  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious if his wife was just like
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  Speaker 3: getting ready for the day and he's out on the beast.
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  Speaker 1: Too, and that ship lying about it. If his daughter's
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  Speaker 1: still alive, there's like pretty slow. She doesn't have any
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  Speaker 1: footspeed at all.
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  Speaker 3: He comes back to the hotel and they're like, you
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  Speaker 3: see him, stress, Why are you so pissed? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, he's a body builder. I'd assume he's he's super
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  Speaker 2: big and jacked. And then all it took for him
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  Speaker 2: to go on that massive journey of his life was
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  Speaker 2: a girl saying that she liked scrawny guys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but that's like a big, like jacked jim
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: guy thing like jack Dudes hate when girls don't like
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: jack dudes really, oh yeah, because they're like, look at
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: all this fucking work that I've put in just for
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: you to take that bum. It's like, well, yeah, your
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: only personality trait is being jacked, No, not that and
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: having an eight inch stick and did you not hear
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: the rest? And that his daughter killed himself.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: This is the most multifaceted man of all time. Yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: this guy has layers.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you necessarily want that to be
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: a personality trade your daughter and killed herself.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no, that's not something.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Twenty one years faithful, faithful though, that's a good one.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Those girls are probably like eighteen.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been faithful more longer than you've been alive,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: and my daughter killed herself.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Do you want to fuck me? I asked you to
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: be on my YouTube channel. That's my testament. That's my testament.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Is crazy. He must have been getting bad answers all day.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: That had to have been the final straw a culmination. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: there's no way that that was Like if that was
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: the first question of the day, I don't know. He's
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: not Bill for YouTube or he's got a lot going on.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe he's running, he's running hot.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I like the guy who he would do the Oklahoma drill.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: In Yeah on the pabo, Yeah, absolutely, in Punta Kana.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Those videos give me the chills. Man, watch the man
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: on the street things. No, just the ones of guys
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: doing you know, Oklahoma drills. Oh yeah yeah. When I'm
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: on the beach, I don't want to be testing between
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: myself and another man that I've just a stranger, which
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: one of us can run through the other surrounded by
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: a bunch of people.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but again, I think it's just like a jacked
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: dude thing. You got to show off your like strength.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It's very primal. But I bet if you are a
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: couple like grenades in you, like the rum drinks or
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: something like beach drinks in you, you might you might.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Get into that you'd start Oklahoma drilling.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I could see that, but I'd.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Be more likely to challenge someone to a breath holding
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: contest in the ocean.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You are. Why don't you tell the whole breath holding
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: contest story that they robbed you of it? And Netflix
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: is a joke. I feel like that story had fucking legs.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I actually think at this point it lives better untold
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: of the story. Yeah, nobody will ever know how that ends.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Can you do? Do you do breath holding in the ocean?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You can? It's harder, though. Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Do you ever open your eyes in the ocean?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Sure? Do hurt? Not as bad as you think now,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: not as bad as you think, Not as badly as
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: You don't.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Really you can't really see that much, not if you
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: stay on the top. But if you dive all the
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: way down you can see some stuff.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: It depends on where you are getting in your eyes.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Not really, I'm because I know when to when to go.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Meant to close them up when you shut them down.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: If you're in beautiful turchs and cacos, true, everything that
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: is true for miles underwater. You can see the ocean
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: floor ten miles away.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Bad fishing conditions.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's great snorkeling conditions.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Great snorkeling conditions, but you don't want to be able
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: to see everything because then the fish can see you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Right right.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: What's the coolest thing you guys ever saw snorkeling? I've
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: never been snorkeling? Are you kidding?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Snorkeling is one of the greatest joys in life.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Are you guys out of your fucking minds? Like, that's
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: a crazy thing that I've never been snorkeling.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Is I'm not talking about church and cacos.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: No, you never know on a mask and a fucking snorkel. Alright, then,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll answer your question. The bottom of a pool.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: That's the only time you've ever been snorkeling? Yes, in
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: a pool. You've never snorkeled in an ocean?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: No, the hell's wrong with you?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: That's kind of weird, man, I don't weird at all.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Never snorkeled either. Storgling is such like a it's like
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: such a low barrier of entry. It really is good
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: fun activity. Like you don't need any skills. You don't
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: even need to be able to swim. You could just
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like bend over at your waist and put your face
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: in fucking see something cool? Reefs? Giant turtles.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no again, I've never done it. So yeah, turtles.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: And I've never been anywhere where there's turtles in the water.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: The turtles that we see turtles. I went and grabbed
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: onto the shell of one or patted it or something.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: And that was in Tanzania. Really not Tanzania, Not Tanzania.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck was that? Maybe we'll do some snorkeling
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: in Virginia beach, Mozambique. I did it in Mozambaq.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, how was it? Amazing?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Awesome?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Sea turtles are one of my favorite animals, the best.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: That's because of their their age alone. Yeah, I aspire
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: to live thousands of years like a sea turtle. Isn't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: there a turtle that's alive that that was? Like, that's
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: older than the United States? Probably, I'm pretty sure there is.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Greenland sharks live very long as well, really, hundreds of years.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I think they live up to five hundred.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: What do you respect more of the greenland shark or
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: an ancient turtle?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Greenland shark usually, really you're so deep though, you'll never
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: see one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how do they even know?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Not with that attitude.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to believe. But yeah, maybe you guys
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: could snorkel in Virginia Beach.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Should I see him, I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: gonna take him snorkeling.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: If you think I'm going in the water, you're out
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: of your mind. Well, let's get you a shirt to wear.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Then you're definitely gonna need a shirt to wear. Then
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: you're gonna come in like a jacket. I'm gonna I'm
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: gonna need a jacket. Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's plenty of snorkeling. Wow, Chesapeake Bay Dive. I mean,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I guess this is all this is in a fucking
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: strip mall.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I used to do a snorkel. I used to snorkel
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: in my grandmother's pool and uh on Cape Cod and
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I would I would sing into the snorkel and I
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: would come out. Would be standing over me, screaming at me,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: saying that I'm annoying everybody. So I'd be I would
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: be down there for like forty five minutes, and I
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: would sing that Lady Gaga song the Yeah, and I
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: would sing that into the snorkel for like forty five
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: minutes straight, and then I would come up and my
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: mom would.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Be stop enough.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: So annoying.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I want it, I want as.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I remember that was the time period when they were
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: making all those videos of the Oranges singing. You ever
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: see those the old It was like original YouTube stuff
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: where they would just like it would be like very
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: shitty green screen with an orange singing, but they would
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: do like a remix of one and it was it
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: was the remix. It was like food song remix it remixes,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: and there was one for that song and it was
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: like pou star Roma tummy Ta garlic ula La. So
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I would watch that, to watch that on my grandmother's computer,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: and then I would sing it in the pool, probably
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: like nine.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I probably did this like within the year. My kissed
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: off at me.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Because it does sound crazy.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, screaming underwater is just like a fun activity. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: it's just.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: The US dynamics. He's singing it out of the pipe, Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: not like a kazoo.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yes. You notice how he had a story about snorkeling,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: even though he just said he's never snorkeled before. Yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and then you immediately have a story about snorkeling in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a pool.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: You guys said, what's the coolest thing you've ever seen
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: snorkeling a water filter, those those chlorine cubes in the filter.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Those weighted sticks that you go down to the box
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to die. Yeah, yeah, it was our fun throw something
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: like a coin in the bottom of the pool everybody
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: else to try and find it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That's your grandparents had a sick ass pool, really big pool,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: nice deep end to it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: My grandma didn't have a pool, but there was a neighborhood.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: There was another house in the neighborhood where we would
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: go into their pool and she just was like, no,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: it's fine. They said we could use the pool at anytime.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The hershes. It was in this beauty It was this
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: indoor pool and a beautiful greenhouse. It was pretty lovely, honestly,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: but she just was like pool hopping as like a
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: fucking seventy five year old woman.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. Just take I think I tried to pool
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: hop once and it was not fun. I didn't like
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: it's too scary. Yeah, I didn't like the like the
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: idea of something coming.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Out and I don't want to almost be getting caught
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: doing something. Yeah, that's not like a fun activity, like
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you being on the verge of getting caught or having
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: to run away from like some guy with a shotgun.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: But that scene in The Girl next Door where they
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: are doing it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And yeah, Elijah Kuthberg, like Cuthbert, Emil hirsch Well, Paul
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Dano was in that one too. Yeah, but they're like,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: what does she say? Can I come in? I'm all wet? Yeah, yeah,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I was in the trailer. Oh my god, that was
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like Primo two thousand and eight, spank Bank.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: She was so good looking.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. I've never seen this.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: You never seen The Girl next Door? Now, Oh you'd
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: like it. Coming of age, it's a great, great movie.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Coming of a coming of age age, Works of being
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: a wallflower.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Perks of being wallflowers, Coming of age depression. You could
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: say that, what's that one about the party? Operation X
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: or something? Yeah, Project X, project Operation that one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That's that's a penis removal.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Is the original name.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: And the Project X is such a funny movie. But
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: it's funny. It's funny just looking back on how like
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: everyone thought that that's what parties were going to.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Be, Like, yeah, like people advertising.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure someone will blow up a gnome and
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Molly will fly everywhere.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and fucking cars are going to drive into pools.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Uh man. I had a party at my house one
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: time in high school when my parents were away. They
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: don't know this, and too many people came. Yeah, it
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: was scary, like I got out of control. There's nothing
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I could do. I was a sophomore, you know, lived
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: in Maine. The word got out people that I was
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: friends with. So I had just transferred to a different school,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and uh, I was hanging out with the older kids.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: So I thought I was cool because I was a
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: new kid and made the soccer team. And I said, well,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: maybe I could have some people over my parents are away,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and they were like, okay, cool. And then if sure enough,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: it's just like, hey, do you mind if so and
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: so comes, do you mind if this person?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And I didn't have the will to say no or
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: next thing, you know, word gets out that your house
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: the house open house, and people are just some like
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I remember we have a driveway. It was just like
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: cars parked on either side all the way up and down. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, holy shit, And.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Were the neighbors cool enough for like I mean, I.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Guess we lived like deep in the woods and so
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: that wasn't really the risk. It was more, you know,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the house getting shit broken.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Was there any damage?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. I don't think so. Luckily,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: my sister was there, she was two years older, and
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: she like kind of helped me clean up and said
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: it was okay. But I was. I was like stressed
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the whole time. Yeah, it was just a nightmare for me.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn was was anybody rowdy? Were people rowdy or
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was it just yeah?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: People were getting rowdy, people were getting after it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you get drunk that name?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't drink a drop. I was too busy
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: cleaning up and taking fucking beer cans off of surfaces
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: that would bear the ring from.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Them, leatherbound books and not.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: In sliding coasters under people's drengths, and.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: The b volume of the Encyclopedia.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Placing fresh toilet paper rolls on the school asking if
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: anyone needed a water.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: People probably thought you were a great host because you
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: were doing all that, but really it was just born
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: of neurosis.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's hilarious and it is persistent. The biggest threat,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: of course, was drunk driving.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Your parents probably wouldn't have believed you even if you
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: said you weren't drinking, Like, no, everybody was drinking at
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: our house, but I wasn't.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't drink until junor year, maybe even senior year. Really,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't drink. I was afraid of it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So they never found out. Your parents never found.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Out, They didn't find out no about that party.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: No, that's crazy, that's legendary. I was too. I mean,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: my mom was way too strict for me to even
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: try any shit at that. My mom would have shoved
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a fucking pool queue up my ass if I tried
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: anything like that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: When I was I was, I was in college, came
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: home for the summer. I guess I was nineteen, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: my parents still wouldn't let me my friends drink at
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: our house.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in college they were like not here, go somewhre.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: My parents were the opposite. You know, there's always like
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: the parents that are like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You were like nineteen, you weren't twenty one. Yeah, but yeah,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: but you're in college. Your parents know you're drinking, but
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: you know how there's like you're at a.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Barstool and you couldn't go home and drink.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, I was a fully employed son.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hadn't been I hadn't moved to New York yet,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: but I was definitely hired.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You had to go to your manager spot to drink.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but remember, like you know, there's always people that
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: are like, well, I'd rather do it here, safer here,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: like parents like that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my parents were the opposite. I'm cool. They were
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: like anywhere, buddy here, Like, I'm like, go drive somewhere
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: and do it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: There, ye here, and if you get drunk, do not
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: call us to come pick you up. Yeah, drive home,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: but just drive slowly.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I remember when my parents were away one time and
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I had just my friends over and my uh like
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: cousin or my sister told my parents that my friend
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: it was like four of my friends we're talking bo yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: and my peters me yeah, And my mom called me
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: and said that, uh my, one of my dad's co
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: workers was coming by to see if there was anyone
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: at the house. And I lost my mind.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's tough them.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: So now we left, But I was like, are you
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: fucking serious? So you're gonna send over like yeah, someone
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: who I've ever met them?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Tell the lady to counter kids.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That was in high school, though, oh man, that reminds
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: me of the time freshman year of college, we were
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: down in Maryland scrimmaging Maryland before the season, and I
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: was splitting a room with one of the team captains,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: this kid Brooks, who I really liked and looked up to,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: and he's a senior and I was a freshman. And
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the coach came around to do bedcheck, and we had curfew,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: and they wanted to make sure that we were all
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: in our rooms.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: All right, get your copy of Good Night Moon?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Did they take your eyelids and push them closed? Good
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Night Francis?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: They played brams lalla by now too much.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you fizzle out.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: It's a riffing, bro, it's how you riff. You gotta
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: keep up. It's not that hard.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the riffs don't really land for me.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: They landed for round. He was hooting and hollering over.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: While he was adding funnier.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And he added yeah, And then when he added his riff,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't stop and go, oh wait, I.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Think what happens is that I just I hear the
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: riff and I realized the story doesn't matter anymore.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: But it does it does matter. We been over it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I want to hear the end of the story.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I think it's better if we end with the riff.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: No, but everyone that's listening wants to hear the end.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Of they don't they I want to hear the end
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: of the story. The podcast is a podcast about riffing
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: bed check.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You're at Maryland but refreshman. There's a senior named.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Brooks Okay, coach Tony Anthony something. I can't remember his name,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: but he was huge and he uh came to the
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: door and I opened the door, and Brooks had gone
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: out to dinner with his parents because they had come
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: down to the game, and he was like I think
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: he even told me. He was like, if they come
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: for bed check, tell them I'm in the shower. So
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the guy opens the door. I come to the door.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: He knocks on the door. I come to the door.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I open it and he's like, hey, you guys here
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: all good? And I'm like yeah. He's like, where's Brooks?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, he's in the bathroom and he
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: was like okay. And then the next morning at breakfast,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Roan Case, that same coach came up to me and
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: he goes so you said Brooks was in the bathroom
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: last night, right, And I was like mm hmm, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: he goes, you wouldn't lie to me, would you? And
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I go hm mm, and he goes okay. And I
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: never forgot it because they clearly knew I was lying
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: and they made me lie. But I was stuck between
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: a rock and a hard place because it was the
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: captain of the team that I was lying for. And
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: then the coaches.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: They probably orchestrated like a test Brooks and the coach
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to see if you were a trustworthy individual.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think it was that because the coach
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and the Brooks did not get along. They hated each other.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say Brooks like died
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: of a dui or something. He's dead.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: No, No, he's.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: In the bathroom right.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Oh that's good because they just scraped him off the sidewalk.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: So why don't you explain us how he got from
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: the bathroom to downtown.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: We must have teleported. Is that Kim Jong Oon?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: He's still in the bathroom. Maybe he went through the
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: pipes father or was I guess?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Man, that's good stuff right there.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: But they never called you out on it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure they knew and they just probably
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: quietly held it against me, But it was I chose
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: the team over the coaches. What do you have to do?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: You have to don't know that? Yeah, those are your brothers.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: But we're family. See that miracle, great movie, Good flick.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Something happened on the phone. It's more important than the
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: podcast that pays the bills.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just my my doctor texted me. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the results.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Something must have been had to have been bad.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: It says I've been hanging out with too many gays.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Bad dudes. I'm starting to catch it. I'm fifteen percent
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: gay now. According to my doctor who just texted me,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: he said, it might because you podcasted too much this week.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: That'll do it.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: That'll do it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Talking too much into a microphone will definitely turn you gets.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: It's a phallic symbol. It's naturally very phallic. I'm going
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to laser Wolf tonight.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard of it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Israeli Food.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, a pretty cool name for a restaurant.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have to walk through a picket line to get.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: There, That's what I was legitimately like, are they going
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: to like run in because I'm just trying to have
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: some couscous and fucking enjoy myself.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Sure, but I'm not trying to make a political statement
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: by already going to be like, what are some of
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the Israeli foods.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Lab lab i love, taboui, tabula, anything with the eh
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: huh Yeah, well all those dips and spreads, the different
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: hum i and that ziki.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: These are Greek foods. They don't have food, do they do?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: This is an Israeli, it's really Israeli.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: There's one in Fort Green that has really good.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Are you talking? Uh? Uh uh? I know exactly what
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: fucking place you're talking about. What the fuck is that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: place called? I was just thinking of miss Yes.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: That place is really good. Is really I think of them?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Is more Mediterranean than Israeli.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's I think that's one and the same.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Israel on the Mediterranean Sea. Interesting, that's not right. It's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: not where were Peter and all them fishing?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Is it? No, it's not, it's not.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: You need a map. I need to put a map
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: up in my house.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened there?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Nothing? I was lost in the thought of Israel and
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Palestine in the Middle.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: East specifically what about it that was wild?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: How you're going to how you're going to an israel
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: food place?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would go to a Palestinian I was talking.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: About that Curb episode, Yeah, where he goes to the
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Palestinian restaurant, Palestinian Chicken.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: What was any name for a restaurant Palestinian Chicken?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Have you ever you never seen that episode? No?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I try not to watch any comedy because I don't
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: want it to mar my comedy.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: He's going to He's going to Palestinian Chicken, and funk
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Houser is uh shows up wearing a yamica and or
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: not a yamica or yeah, yamica and uh and because
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: he just uh, he just transitioned into being Jewish, and
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: and Larry like yells at him and like rips the
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: yamack off his head and throws it on the ground.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: And then he turns to walk into the restaurant. They're
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: all clapping. It's hilarious.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: That is funny.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: There's a picket line where he has to choose the
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Jewish people or the hot Palestinian girl that he's fucking.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I bet he's like it's exactly that is
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: that exact thing. Yeah, I could definitely see that happening.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: How the episode ends with him going like that.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's how they Yeah, that's a good way to end.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: They talked about that episode when I saw him with Billy.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: That's probably the most famous episode of Curb ever, probably,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: which is why I was surprised that you chose to
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: provide a synopsis for it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Well roun never seen it, and somehow I was able
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: to find out exactly how they ended the episode just
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: by guessing.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Well, you're a genius.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: This thing or this thing.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a good episode.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of things to bring up to
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: spice up the episode here.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Did you ever hear do you ever hear people say
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that that they uh, oh that was only Israeli foods?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Shock shuka? Oh yeah, shock shuka is nice.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: It is Mediterranean, Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Huck shukas like likea eggs with like road sauce.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: They're baked eggs and usually know it's cast iron, Yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: with sort of spicy red sauce.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Here eggs and hot sauce.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Con it's more like eggs and like prego es.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: It's like, uh, it's like egg. They cook it on
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: a pan and then they put this spicy red sauce
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It is very basically. I didn't even know what it
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: was until I watched like Real Housewives of New York
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, you make the best huck shuka.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: And so the next time I saw shuk shuka on
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: a like a menu, I ordered chuck schuka and it's like, oh,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: this is the most simple thing ever. Poor fucking tomato sauce. Yeah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: it's like a very uh familiar dish. I don't know
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: what kunafa is shorma and falafel, of course I know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I guess it's real.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I had. I had shwarma last night.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Really mhmm, chicken shuma. Y love shwarma.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Sharma is good love, a little street swarma.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: My moons, you ever go to my moods? Of course,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: that's whenever you're hanging out by the cellar trying to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: get noticed. Just posted up. They do have great Uh
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: what's that dessert that honey layered with the buckla have
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: incredible Backla moons.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Isn't baklava ski mask.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Clava.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: That's this is a very weight weight don't tell me
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: distinction right there. You guys ever listened to NPR when
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: you were growing up? Did your parents ever make you
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: listen to NPR in the car?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we listened. I remember distinctly listening to Rabbit Ears Radio.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: That it was children's stories that were narrated by wonderfully
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: sort of mystical narrators, and it came on at a
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: certain time, and I have a very fond memory of
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: listening to it in the cars we drove home.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I remember listening to a children's story when my little
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: sisters were really young, and it was about the littlest
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: pumpkin at the pumpkin patch that no one wanted to pick.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Was it about you?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: No? And they I would be the biggest pumpkin, and
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: they that everyone wants to pick, and they had. And
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I remember the way that the narrator would say it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: He would go the littlest pumpkin, and it would enrage me.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I would get it because it was so like like
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: the way that he said the s. It would like
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: pierce my ears.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of the way that you say exactly.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is how it's pronounced. I guess people don't
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: like that. I guess I'll just drop the tea.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Exactly, how are you how do you say, say exactly.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: The way exactly, exactly, exactly exactly.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I don't I guess I don't hit that tea too
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: well exactly.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, It's not my fault that our fans have low
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: IQ's like why is he pronouncing the tea? And exactly why.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Is the guy pronouncing the S and littlest pumpkin?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Because he's dumb.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Unlike me, you have the same problem, but you just
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: like to tease at the s's.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Where should I go on vacation this summer? What's a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: summer vacation?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I'm in the same boat brother, me too.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: You know where you gotta goes snorkeling somewhere.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You're spending You're going, where's.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: My snorkeling spot?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You're going early to your mountainous vacation so you can
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: acclimate to the fucking height.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: That is true, going on a man vacation. I'm going
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: on a little little girl's vacation like you too, does that?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: You go to the four seasons and you have your
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: fucking they lay it you have like a Jamaican dude,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: lay out a towel for you.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: The vacation. I went on last summer was I was
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: fucking wrestling with lions.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally put my comfort off like a g wagon.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I put my thumb. There was no roof on the
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: g wagon. The lions could have easily killed me, but
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: they saw that look in my eye. I knew not
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: to mess with me. So what on your what are
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: your options, Francis, what kind of or what are you
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: looking for? You're looking for relaxation? Are you looking for
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: a venture? Are you trying to be dignified? Are you
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: trying to get down and dirty?
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing is is that I'm probably gonna take
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: it for that fourth of July, maybe maybe that time.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: So that disqualifies a lot of places because the July
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: is too hot for so many places. Is a terrible
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: month to go. Too hot for Japan, too hot for Japan,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: too hot for really Europe.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Probably Italy would be so hot.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: No, Italy would be awesome though.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Inly's the height of tourist season.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you go somewhere nice, you go to the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: four seasons from the g wagon, nobody's evening touching it?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: True, I might go to Laguna.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: What's Laguna in California?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: California? Have you ever been out there. Uh no, Orange County.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was just out there. Oh see, yeah, I
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: was just had a nerve on. It's close to Orange County. Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: it's a great area. I've been there twice. Actually, it's
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: very nice.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: You go down to the ocean.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I swam in it for like four hours really,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: no wet suit by myself. It wasn't that cold. Everyone
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: says it's super cold. It wasn't that cold. It's just
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: like every other ocean where it just takes a minute
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: to get adjusted and then you're and then you're cruising for.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: In the Pacific and it's pretty cold, man. And that's
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: coming from someone who swims in the ocean in Maine.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I swim in the ocean in Massachusetts, also pretty cold.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I'm more north than you. Colder, colder, you get more
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: of that Gulf stream, you get more of that golf stream.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Basically in the Bahamas down in Massachusetts.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Well, the Pacific wasn't that cold for me. And that's
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: coming from a guy who swims in matt who grew
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: up swiming in Massachusetts.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you probably had three layers on.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: No, just a bathing suit, no shirt, ripped as hell,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: no shirt jack back. Then we need to the Jackness.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: We have to find some footage of this.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: There was a great sash. It was one of those
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: sashes where you come out and you're four miles away
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: from your towel because you've just been getting carried out,
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: just getting scorpioned by waves to trudge up. I had
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: a rough one. I remember that so vividly, just body
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: surfing and just head on the sand, feet over my shoulders.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I always wanted to go to the west coast of Mexico.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I've never been out there, which would be a similar
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: vibe as as Laguna on Laguda Beach. They would always
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: go to Cabo San Lucas for their like high school
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: spring break.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know where I want to go. I want
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: to go to Hell. I want to go to Hell Valley.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called where it's super hot Death
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Death Valley. I want to go there just to see
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: how hot it is.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I mean it's the hottest place on earth, yeah, last summer.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to experience what that feels like.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Kind of crazy that we have that in America.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see De Signing Sea. What other places are on the.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I guess Greece maybe I mean I want to I
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: want to go to Japan, but I want to do
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: that at the right time of year.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Fall, sure, fall Tokyo. You want to go back country?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I want to go to I want to send the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: more important on your phone.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave just texted me said you're fired.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Me yep, oh fuck. He did say that, where.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go? Tokyo, Tokyo or back country?
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Tokyo would be sick?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: What's backcountry?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Japan has some really good uh like skiing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, theoretically do that, but I feel like if I
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: go to Japan, I want to see it, not just
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: specifically to ski.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not Fuji.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: You should go to You should go to the suicide forest.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Recreate Logan Paul's video.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I never understood really why he got such a bad
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: rap from.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: That, because he filmed a dude who was hanging from
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: a tree. But he said that then he made now
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, but.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's crazy.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: He had like a fucking like an Elmo hat on
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: or some shit had the hat. It was like the
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: hat from what was like the in Toy story, those
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: things that were getting picked up in the claw machine.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Blah blah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: He had one of those guys on his head. I'm
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: pretty sure.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, little pigtails, Yeah, what the fuck.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: And the video started with him like sitting in like
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: a subway station in Japan, like posted up by the stairs,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: being like, guys, this video is gonna be a little
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: different change of pace than our usual than our usual content.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: This is a very serious situation. And then it cut
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to him in the forest being like, we're here in
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Japan's suicide forests. And then they were like, oh my god,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: there's a dude hanging over there. And then they like
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: and they had like multiple camera angles and shit, they
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: showed the guy. The dude's face was like purple.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: These guys, these guys must have wanted their dead bodies
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to be seen.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I doubt it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You don't hang yourself like that, if you.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I think there's like some sort of like cultural significance
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: to that forest. I think it's like a respectful way
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: to kill yourself in Japan. Probably not assuming that people
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: are gonna come out and film you and post it
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: on the biggest YouTube channel, Yeah YouTube.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: The Biggest Boxers YouTube channel, the biggest ww wrestler superstar
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Bus YouTube channel.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: The Japanese love suicide. I don't know. I guess the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Greeks love suicide. I'm trying to think what other, what other?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: It's a lot more respectful than those fucking pods that
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: they have in America. Is that American?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's Scandinavian in a lot of ways. But
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I think, I mean, wasn't Kavorkian doing that ship in uh.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Where it's like an old lady in the thing and
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: she's like, see you, guys, what are you? Falls into
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: a suicide pods they have like suicide pods where you're like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: you've decided that it's you're ready to clock.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Out physician assistant suicide.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: And then like Joe Rogan like pod looking thing, one
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: of those tanks that Joe Rogan goes in where it's
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: just the water century and then it fills with water.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: You drowned now, but it does look like that. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: don't know how you die. I think it's like they
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: released some sort.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Of gas or I would guess then injection.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Probably an injection of sorts.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: And nice peaceful lethal injection.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I think it's surprisingly it just there's actually it releases
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: two sides of blades and then it you yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Es which Grandma saying.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: The windows tint and then he and blood drips down
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: from the top. It would be crazy. The suicide pause
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: was just like the most inhumane death of all time.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't know it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Just slowly, it just slowly starts crushing you.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Banana.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck? What is it?
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Oh man?
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Safe word? Yeah?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Those videos are grim.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you watched them.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: But well, I came up on my Twitter back when
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Twitter was just throwing me death.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, it just started doing it again for me. Really,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I mean it showed it was just I was having
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: such a peaceful end of my night yesterday, and then
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: it showed a fucking tree falling on a young child
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and literally like squishing them to the point where they
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: weren't weren't a human being any Yeah. I was just
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: literally scrolling so randomly. And since I saw that video,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: then Twitter's like, oh, you liked it. You must have
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: liked that video because you watched it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Isn't it funny how when Elon took over Twitter, he
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm getting rid of the bots, and everyone
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: was like finally, And now every time you tweet there's
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: like seven replies saying my pussy and.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: My profile like on my pussy.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Not great, but that better bots than it was before, though,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: was it? Well, I don't even I never even saw
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: a bots before you.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't even yeah, because they were all Drake fucking
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: uh stand accounts that were commissioned by him to change
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the discourse online. Now it's just getting the people horny.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that, And it's gambling picks.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Did you did you? Do you guys read when there's
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: a fact check on a tweet? Yes? I read them
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: every single time. Those are great, they're funny. I actually
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: like those a lot because it's not just this is
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: not true. Sometimes it's like this is mostly true, but
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: here's another thing you should probably know, which I like.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I like that a lot.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I like it too.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I think that if Logan Paul had put out that
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: video now, or like he just put it on like
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: one of the faces of Death type of Twitter accounts,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: people wouldn't better an eye. They're just way more precious
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: about it. And it was on YouTube.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think anyone actually cared.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I think he tried to cancel him.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that's why they I think they
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: just already hated Logan Paul.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: And now he's kind of more liked again.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I think he's very likable.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's all awesome.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: People love him now, I love him. They're like, he's
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: the good Paul brother, not like Jake that punk you.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: See that they like, Uh, they're rigging the Mike Tyson
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: fight where if he if Tyson wins in the first round,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: he gets no money what or like he gets no
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: cash or something like that, like he doesn't get any
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: type of bonus and it boohoos him to have a
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: longer fight or something like that.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I did not see that.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: That's justly that he can't take a dive.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I thought, I mean that's that could be one of
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: the stipulation wins. Yeah, like, I mean, it could be
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: one of the stipulations. But I think that, and I
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: think that Logan Paul gets to like pick that he
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: can handle, like the judges or some shit.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean has I don't think I have either
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: of them ever actually done a real fight.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Has Mike Tyson ever done a real fight?
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: No?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I mean Logan Paul and Jake Paul liked Logan. Didn't
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Logan Paul fight like Mayweather. Yeah, and he lost, he lost,
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: thought he won no, he lost. Weather's never lost, bro,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: come on with respect on Mayweather. But why do they
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: just fight old boxers because.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: They would get smoked by like a rear boxer.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: And those guys also know that a fight with one
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: of these guys will give them, you know, five, ten,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: twenty million dollars. Yeah, and they can probably just dance
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: around and make a scene of it.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're hunky fighters. Though, good for them, they actually
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: turn into great fighters. I'm not mad at them as
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: a place.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Of great footwork.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: They got great footwork. I'll be the first to say it.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Incredible footwork. They're real fighters. They're actually putting their head
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Drake May sloppy footwork. We're working on it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Did you see the side by side video of like
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: and Daniels. Yeah, yeah, it's like they just throw the
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: ball at different times where it looked there.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Like his releases ten times faster. So it's like, yeah, dude,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: it's no surprise. Jayden Daniels is better than Drake May.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: That's why he got drafted before Drake May.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what, it's not like the pagers made the
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: wrong decision.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: It does suck, how good Caleb Williams looks and how
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: good the Bears look.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's where you're watching dudes in shorts throw balls.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Dude just like his He threw to three of the
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: top receivers in the league. And then you're like, oh,
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: they're all on the Bears.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Do you uh more? Keen?
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a great offense. They're not gonna win
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl. We should bet on there win the
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You should bet on their wins over Yeah, if you
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: can already bet all.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: The schedule comes out today.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Patriots has been out for a couple of days.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I saw that not bad. Eleven and six.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Go through the Patriots schedule.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: The Patriots are gonna lose every single game this season.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they might be the worst team in the league.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: They will be absolutely there, going to be bad for
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: quarter decade.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have to do. Is going to be at
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: the top of the draft.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Draft killed myself? Why I hate that guy? Why oh
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I'm so anti Dion? What are you allowed to say that?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Or are we still jack backs? Believe all the time
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: we saw.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Contracts, we're still obligated to pretend that he's a good coach.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: No, the people are going to say this based four
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: and eight last year.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: That's not dog shit.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: They started off three and one, I think, beat Nebraska,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: beat TCU.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: There should be there should be a document There should
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: be an untold about about the about the Buffalo game
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: against the Ducks, against the Oregon Ducks. There should be
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: a documentary about that game because they got smoke about
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: how much of an ass whoop and it was.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: But they got a new offensive line. Their entire off.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Offensive line is insane.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: They just shipped in more better dudes.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but it is a good offensive line.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: That helpful when you have a dog shit quarterback. I
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: don't think he's dogshit, dude, I know, I'm just taking
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: shit to be mean.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: We should have just rode the horse if you were right,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Like squatting on that take would be a sick take.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: This well, it just the whole, the whole Dion thing
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: being like Shoudors going top three pissed me off for
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: some reason.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't he say that you.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Hate to see a black man believe in his son.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much, that's what comes down to.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you've always felt about things. You hate
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: to see a black man get paid. Yeah, that's why
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you're so rejoiceful of Drake may.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, of course.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't want Cam. Everyone knew we needed.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Another We needed another white, twenty year old quarterback. Yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: it's exactly what we needed.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: What if Mac Jones just to stick down in Jacksonville?
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I would be pumped. We've talked about this before. Yeah, true,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: I would be pumped if mac Jones was good. I
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: mean I could see mac Jones playing a couple of
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: games this season, just as like an option quarterback. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I mean I don't think Trevor Wallace is that good
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: or not? Trevor Wallace?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: That his name?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Trevor Wallace. Stay the stiff socks down there?
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Is that his name?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Or is that that YouTuber's name? YouTuber? What's his name?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Why can't you just tell me the answer?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Because it's funny to think of Trevor Wallace being the
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: quarterback of the Jacksonville what's his name?
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: It's Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence. Yeah, you guys are really
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: pissing me off today.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It's called riffing, bro.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: No, that's not riffing.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You can't riff.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Let's say that on VIVL a stool asap. Suddenly we
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: came Oh my god, he thought that the quarterback's name
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: started with a W instead of an L.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Sads things. Jennifer Lawrence is the quarterback. We're just riffing. Bro.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You can't riff suddenly whatever French wants to rif you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: get pissed, I can riff suddenly. Francis tries to throw
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: one riff in there, and you're fucking steaming mad.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: They're they're gonna have me teaching classes on riffing in
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: ten years.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: They're calling me Lane riffing over here.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have me.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: That's great riffing right there.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be teaching Peter. You can take a riff.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: You're taking out from him.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Now you're rist bombed.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was a bomb.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: It's tough to hit one when you're just talking over me.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels like I'm in uh cohog right now
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: because I'm Peter riffing. There we go.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Francis is killing right now, nuts from him two for two.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Unfortunately, I don't trust your judgment on what killing is.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Oh you should, you should.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I saw a tape of your Sacramento dude. Actually on
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: the comedy Reddit. There's a guy who claims he has
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: tape of your of your dick getting pulled out at Skankfest.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I haven't seen that. That doesn't bother me
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: at all. I don't give a shit about that.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: It was almost well, yeah, what should embarrass you was
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the Sacramento footer's getting out my penis.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Penis ended up on the internet. I wouldn't care at all.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Now you have a great penis.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Well no, it's just more like this wasn't my fault.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I wasn't being weird. I didn't want this. I didn't
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't even take this picture.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Now and then you get victim points too, and you
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: can you can see something for revenge porn. Then you
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: could be like I was harassed. Yeah, next thing, I know,
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking hosting SML.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Because your penis is out there.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Thanks thing, I'm getting a standing ovation at the Oscar.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Lads and gentlemen, please, well, yeah, the man, it's been
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: really hard for me. If you guys have seen my
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: stuff on the internet, don't bring it up. I don't
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: feel that great about it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: The bird in the bush.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Don't look it up.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I did have a thick bush when that happened. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: know it's way better now, thicker than ever.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: No, ears is way better now. Your bushes my bush.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: You could literally see your bush through your pants.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I do have a clean bush right now.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I know you could tell in your in your undercarriage
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: when I look at your line.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: I shaved my my pubes the other day, and then
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I and I shaved him into the toilet, and then
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: I got into the shower and I forgot and I
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: closed the twist. I didn't want to flush the toilet
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: and then have cold water come out. And then I like,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I forgot about it. And then like an hour later
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: I went to take a piss and it was just
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: a fucking looks like a rat was in my toilet.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: It's a full head of hair. How long were the
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: pews belong? Give me a well, I have very curly pews,
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: like straight hair.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: That's where your that's where your Jewish.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: You definitely have straight pubes the straightest they well, they
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: look like uh, they look like extra rising spray in them.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: He puts a sea salt spray to what's.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: That grass at golf courses that rescue it looks like, yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: That's great, a beautiful fescue how but no, how long
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: were your were your pubes that went.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Up in the toilet? Give me just not that long
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: because they're curly?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Got it, got it? If you had strengthened or linked
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: them out, how would they be?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: Very long?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I would kill to see your pubes. We
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: should be selling the pubes on fucking if we had
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: a Patreon that would work, that would work. Or what's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Francis or what's frank the tanks thing that he sells
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: on cameo?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Cameo.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should set a fucking five hundred dollars price
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: point and just you. Then you can sell dick on
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: cameo where you pluck pube?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Can you sell your body on cameo?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You could probably pluck a pube and show it. Yeah,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: five hundred bucks each.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: But like if someone was like, here's six hundred dollars video,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I couldn't pull my cock out a little windmill action.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: There's got to be there's got to be rules against that.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Is there?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Because it doesn't seem like there's rules against that on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: any other platform because you can sell your pussy on Patreon,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I believe, really, Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's right you can't. I don't think
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: you can do pornography on on Patreon. Pornography is such
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: an adult content of any kind. What if it's pros,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: well sure, but if it's photos.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Or pornographic substack subscribe to my substack. I'm doing a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: newsletter of pornography in the written word.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Dude. I have a friend who used to see this
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: girl and her kink was erotic fiction and I think
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: like rape fantasy fiction. Yes, and so for for play,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: he would have to read a book to and while
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: he was reading it, she would give him a blowjob.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: No way, and he'd be reading a book about a
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: scene like that.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Well, she got that's so strange. Yeah, how do you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: get into that you get molested while you're reading a book.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I think your stepdad has to be a librarian.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to be something, right, Yeah, there's no way.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: You're just like you just had a normal life and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: then you're like, I can only get awful someone's reading
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: me a book.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Listen. We are not here to guess at the origins
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: of people's kinks, I am.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: But if they if someone here, if someone could offer
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: that up to us, that would it would solve a
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: lot of things. Yeah, how you land on that? There
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: are novels like that, but it just seems like so
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: much work. And you also like can't help but think
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: whoever's writing that in the same way that an anime
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: artist is like probably hard as a rock or jerking
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: off while they're drawing a big pair of boobs. Yeah, Like,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: whoever's doing this has to be pounding off while they're
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: fucking like typing out a book on a typewriter. Yeah, probably,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: which is I mean, I guess kouters to them for
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: having a strong imagination, But it's a little bit off
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: putting that there's the ghost of somebody else's firm on
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the fucking words you're reading.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: But it's weird because dudes never read those books. You
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: never really see a dude reading like a like Fifty
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Shades of Gray. It's always girls.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for yourself, brother, there should be erotica for dudes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I guess it's just porno. I guess it's just hard
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: poor porno. Do you s don't want to be like
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: classy about it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: My copy of Fifty Shades, every single page that stuck
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: to such a degree that I could actually saw through
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: the pages and create a cavity in which to hide things.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Strong men are trying to rip your book in half
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: just to prove their fucking might. It's impossible. It's like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the sword in the stone. No one could rip your
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  Speaker 1: copy of Fifty Shades of Gray apart because it's so
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  Speaker 1: cum soaked.
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  Speaker 2: You know that you can only fold a piece of
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  Speaker 2: paper in half eight times? Eight times? Yeah, isn't that amazing?
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy that it applies to all papers, every size.
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  Speaker 1: Like if it was a piece of paper the size
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  Speaker 1: of this room, you could still only do it eight times?
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  Speaker 3: Right, Oh, in half? I see what you mean. Because
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  Speaker 3: I was like, well, I could definitely just fold it
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  Speaker 3: really small folds. But then I was like, that doesn't
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  Speaker 3: Now it's ee in half half half, it makes more sense.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy, the paper has that property like that.
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  Speaker 2: Right right? And you wonder if if if that's true,
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  Speaker 2: then like why don't they just make walls out of
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  Speaker 2: paper that's been folded eight times? We're talking fortresses.
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  Speaker 1: Or something thickest material.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you managed to put together I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know where I'm going with this.
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  Speaker 1: See it through.
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  Speaker 2: Well the Trojan wall, let's say, yeah, which I guess
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  Speaker 2: never got breached. They just drove a horse through it.
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  Speaker 1: They snuck through. It was such a good fucking wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or let's say that wall in World War Z
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  Speaker 2: that the zombies climb up again. They didn't go through,
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  Speaker 2: it went over, They went over.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about some great walls. They probably just made
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: a folded paper. That's what I was gonna say about Japanese.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Oh how about the wall in Helm's Deep Unfamiliar? The
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: second Lord of the Rings?
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  Speaker 3: I never saw it.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I never saw it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: I saw the first and the third.
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  Speaker 2: Are you really I've never even finished two hours. I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: would say the Two Towers is maybe my favorite.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: No, I'm kidding, I've never seen any of them. Riffing,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: bro keep lying, that's just lying.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I would never lie. I would exclusively tell the truth
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  Speaker 1: on this show.
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  Speaker 3: You're literally a pathological liar.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Literally, that was just a pathological disease. That was just
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: here for you saying it was literal. It is literal. No,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: that that's a pathological lie. No, Artists have it. Artists
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: have a different perception of truth.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Oh wow. Even going for a while, God, really I'm
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: still in it. We're going to two hours.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Did you guys listen to the bill? Maher Bill Bird.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I did. It was great only parts.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I listened to the whole episode. The whole
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: episode gives you a better sense than the clips because
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: the clips, you're like, he gets fucking destroyed by Bill
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Bill Burr. Bill Maher gets destroyed by Bill Burr, and
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: throughout the episode they're both like cracking up, laughing. It's
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: like kind of a cool time to listen to. But
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: everyone's like, he fucking showed his ass and it is
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: overdue for Bill Maher to get some come up ince.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like that clip of like of when Shane
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: was on Flagrant and like they made a down syndrome.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Droke and Chane didn't laugh and they were like, look
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: how brave. They're like, he fucking hates these pricks. Yeah,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: and then he's like o headlining Crypto Arena with them
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: the next week.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I keep seeing things like this about some crazy YouTube
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: thumbnail of like the the Andrew Schultz Bert Kreischer, why
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: they hate each other. Yeah, beef goes nuclear. I don't
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: even know who. I don't think it's them, but I
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know who I saw that for. And I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: had no idea that these people had an issue.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: They don't know them do It's like these weirdos who
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: make these like hour long documentaries on the downfall of
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer and then it's like, well, didn't he just
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: sell out a stadium last week?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: That much.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Early your theories didn't get back to the families, full
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: families that are passing on a cruise to go to
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: see Bird Christ.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: You need to stand outside of that cruise with signs
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: alerting everybody that they actually don't get along with one another.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Get the fucking truth out there. People just don't understand
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: like any concept of ball busting, no Sassin road actually
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: fucking hate each other.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we get comments like that all the time.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: We do well.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Once in a blue moim we'll get a comment that's
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: like you two of everything. It would just be clearly
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: tell that Ronan francis fucking hate Sass and.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Sick of him.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: The heck.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: It's like weird like fan fiction like theories that people
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: come up with.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: But I said all that shit about Bill Maher, Bill
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Burr and Bill Maher to say that Bill Burr was
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: saying on that or Bill Maher. One of the fucking
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: with him was like artists don't deal in absolute truths.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I get we're coming back to because I called you
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: a pathological liar.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: And since I'm actually an artist, that's what I'm trying
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: We got to start having more really serious comedy conversations
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: on this podcast, really breaking down the science behind it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, joke writing black comedy deals with the emotion of
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: a loneness exactly, and that's what I'm trying to convey
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: through all my jokes. That's what Louis c K said
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: on Andrew Schultz's podcast.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Louis does that a lot, but he's allowed.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: To fucking intricacies of comedy.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: I like hearing him do it. I don't like anyone
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: else doing it.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because so you have to actually consider someone really funny.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Learn from him. I mean he gives helpful advice when
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: he talks about it.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his advice is helpful someone. Sometimes I'm like, well,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I just can't. I'm not I can't do that. I'm
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: not good enough.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Do you ever go on? Did you ever watch the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Harlan Williams podcast with Anthony Jesselnick on it where they
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: like have Anthony Jesselnick like write a joke live, and
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: so they go through his joke writing process.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen that.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Pretty funny, pretty interesting.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Mark Norman just put out a good little fifteen minute
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: documentary about how to write a joke, about like what
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: his like processes.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: You were definitely like fucking taking notes. Oh absolutely, you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: were definitely there, like rewinding.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I studied the greats. I'm the greatest.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Right now.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: You're watching Mark Norman's all twenty two takes got.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Out Jake Cole Cole sober rap, fuck if you feel me?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: He got a choice.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great song.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame that that song sparked a fucking war.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: That's not the one, yeah, it is that sparked what war?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: That's the one that started the Kendrick and Drake beef.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, because that's the one where Jake Cole says
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: that he said, uh, he said we're the three greatest.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah he said it. Not in that one.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is first person shooter and he says, uh,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: what he says is me Aubrey. He says, mek Dot,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: it's k Dot, Aubrey and me, but right now I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: feel like Muhammad Ali and then uh, and then Kendrick
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: came back and said, fuck your Big three M word.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: It's just big me.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Well you've been watching a lot of rap genius.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: And then Drake came out with uh, what's it called
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: push ups? Right right?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, now everyone's.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Up to date.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Everyone's up to date. Anyways, we recorded this three months ago.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Drake hadn't even come out with anything. Yeah, yeah, alrighty
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: well we can wrap it up. This has been fun.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: We will see you guys when we see you.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Always fun to riff with the boys. Here, I'll be somewhere.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Uh little Sasquatch website dot com for tickets, come on out.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Than got nothing, thank you, good bye.