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Beard Laws Episode 48 - Interview With Caleb Francis · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: And we're live. We're live. We did it. Things are
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  Speaker 1: dinging and it even said hello there. Something just popped
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  Speaker 1: up and said Beard Laws is now live. Apparently I
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  Speaker 1: just did a tweet and I didn't even know it.
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  Speaker 1: Good job. I'm a wicked tweeter. So what's up, everybody?
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  Speaker 1: This is Beard Laws Episode forty eight. Interview with Caleb
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  Speaker 1: Francis in its nine o'clock PM Eastern Standard time logan
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  Speaker 1: early for anybody keeping track at home, and obviously you
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  Speaker 1: know the crew. Let's hit you guys with the intro
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  Speaker 1: and then when the intro is over, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: see our beautiful mediocre faces.
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  Speaker 2: Again.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody. This is Beard Laws Podcast forty eight. What
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  Speaker 1: a crew we have here. We have another amazing episode
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  Speaker 1: lined up. As I just mentioned, Caleb Francis is chilling
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  Speaker 1: back stage with us, and here I am out numbered
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  Speaker 1: by ginger beards again. And I know he just trimmed
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  Speaker 1: his beard, so get off his back. He's hurt it all.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. A beard's a beard and sometime a man
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  Speaker 1: just needs to trim it, So get off his back,
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  Speaker 1: or you got to deal with Iron Sanctuary, who can
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  Speaker 1: lift like the biggest building in Washington, so you don't, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to mess with them.
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  Speaker 3: As you can see over there that I can't lift both.
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  Speaker 3: That's the biggest building in the world. I can't lift that.
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  Speaker 1: No, and I wouldn't try because you might poop.
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  Speaker 3: My kids can't Oh, I may not lift going.
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  Speaker 1: So obviously you can see Logan is sitting over here
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  Speaker 1: at his unnamed desk. There's anybody out there that wants
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  Speaker 1: to have their desk, whether it's maybe even maybe even
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  Speaker 1: Doug's tavern. I know he spent enough time in there,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll even throw a cool little banner behind there.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it is you want, he's over there. And if
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  Speaker 1: h it's sports season, sports are back. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to score, he's technically the sports guy scary right, Just
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  Speaker 1: shoot a message in the comments and he's gonna update
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  Speaker 1: the score of any game. Apparently there's football on tonight,
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of teams that nobody I don't think cares about.
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  Speaker 1: What have we got the Bengals and the brown See,
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  Speaker 1: nobody cares about it. And obviously this guy right here
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  Speaker 1: Iron Sanctuary, he's live in his studio. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Man house? Things?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, they're good this week has been rough. She is
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  Speaker 3: My daughter is very very unhappy this week. So that's
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  Speaker 3: that's been fun. As you can tell from the bags
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  Speaker 3: underneath my eyes. Sleep is oh okay, Well I'm maybe
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anyway, Yeah, but I yeah, I went
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  Speaker 3: to the gym yesterday, I did deadlifts, and today I
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  Speaker 3: can't walk.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a good thing, and it's good timing.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if you can't walk when you have a baby,
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  Speaker 1: and the baby can't walk either, so you guys actually
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  Speaker 1: be on the same We just roll around together everywhere, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or or you know, I mean, she can't even crawl yet,
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  Speaker 1: so you kind of just chill out.
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  Speaker 3: And oh no, she can really Oh yeah, yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: can hold her head up and everything too. She's nuts,
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  Speaker 3: Like she is incredibly strong. Like I'll put her on
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  Speaker 3: my chest and like pat her back and everything to help,
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  Speaker 3: and she'll lift her entire head up with her hands
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  Speaker 3: and like with her neck or like she'll sit up
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  Speaker 3: and she'll like move her head around and stuff. And
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  Speaker 3: then or if you lay her down to do tell
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  Speaker 3: me time. They're like, yo, you should wait for two months,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, she's pretty good with it already.
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  Speaker 1: She'll like scoot herself forward and stuff. It's nuts. She's
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  Speaker 1: like not even four weeks old. No shout out Squeak spear,
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  Speaker 1: No shout out speak speared for the four Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: Squeak has his own shirt, shout Out Squeak Speard, available
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  Speaker 1: on beard laws dot com. It's a pretty mediocre shirt.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like Squeaks, So if you're into having a
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  Speaker 1: shirt that looks like him, that's there. And speaking of that,
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  Speaker 1: there's all sorts of cool merchandise. He's got some sweet
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  Speaker 1: dB eight D merch He's got some baby Sanctuary merch
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  Speaker 1: He's got what's the other one? I'm not I'm not tired.
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  Speaker 1: It's just my face. What the super emerged? Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: given away a car. Do you want to tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: about the car giveaway in case they haven't heard yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I just did an update about it on
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  Speaker 3: TikTok because I haven't updated about it in a while
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  Speaker 3: because it's been in the shop. And the reason it's
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  Speaker 3: been in the shop is I wasn't going to give
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  Speaker 3: it away as it was, which is it runs drives
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  Speaker 3: the whole deal.
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  Speaker 1: There was nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm obviously it was It's a thirty eight year old car,
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  Speaker 3: so it needed a little bit of work. But with
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  Speaker 3: the response that we got from the first announcement, I
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  Speaker 3: decided to use some of that and put it back
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  Speaker 3: into the car. So it's got new plugs, new wires,
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  Speaker 3: all OEM replacements. Nothing's been upgraded on it. It's all
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  Speaker 3: still stock. A little bit of a poulsry repair because
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  Speaker 3: there was a little bit of a tear in one
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  Speaker 3: of the leather seats and that's since been fixed.
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  Speaker 1: Paint correction, full detail.
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  Speaker 3: So when I deliver this card, whoever wins it it is,
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  Speaker 3: it is going to be congratulations amster kind of. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's gonna be It's gonna be in really really
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  Speaker 3: really great shape. I already was, but it's going to
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  Speaker 3: be even or shape.
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  Speaker 1: The fact the fact that you're putting more money into
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  Speaker 1: it even though you're giving it.
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  Speaker 4: Away is awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Like and I know, like you said, like you just
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  Speaker 5: you want to make sure that it's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I'm because like if someone like there's
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  Speaker 3: people that give away cars and they're like all right,
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  Speaker 3: uh yeah, it could drive cross country wherever it is
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  Speaker 3: in the United States. If it's closed, I'll drive it,
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  Speaker 3: but if it's outside of Washington State, I'm gonna ship
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  Speaker 3: it to whatever state it's going to and then fly
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  Speaker 3: out there, meet the car wherever it's being shipped to,
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  Speaker 3: and then drive the car up to whoever wins it
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  Speaker 3: and hand them the keys personally in a wild.
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  Speaker 1: Road trip to volog Though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but it's just a lot. And then
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  Speaker 3: plus with how I I'd rather have the car in
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  Speaker 3: case something happens, I have insurance on it and everything,
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  Speaker 3: as opposed to driving across country. That's going to be
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  Speaker 3: a track, especially with the fact that we just had
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  Speaker 3: a kid, me leaving for a long period of time
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  Speaker 3: and go drive a car cross the country is not really.
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  Speaker 1: You call it car trek, car track, car track.
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  Speaker 3: But the winner is going to be announced August ninth.
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  Speaker 3: The contest ends. Contest ends at the end of the
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  Speaker 3: month this month. There are three ways to enter. If
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  Speaker 3: you go to h Yes she has pulled my beard,
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  Speaker 3: if you go to my website, or if you go
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  Speaker 3: to my TikTok and click the link in my bio,
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  Speaker 3: it'll take you to a page that shows you all
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  Speaker 3: the ways you can enter. Please read the terms and
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  Speaker 3: conditions because there are three ways to enter fact.
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  Speaker 1: Yes and yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Giving away a car
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  Speaker 1: that's wild, speaking a wild. We have an amazing guest backstage.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's do the intro and bring them in. You
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  Speaker 1: guys ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do this all right,
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  Speaker 1: So let's do this one. Tonight's guest is Caleb Francis,
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  Speaker 1: Caleb W. Francis, if you're looking for on social media.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man who started TikTok with so many questions
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  Speaker 1: to Jeremy the home Wrecker. A man whose hit song
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  Speaker 1: Puberty Rap was so hard it couldn't be played on
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  Speaker 1: the radio and didn't win any awards yet. A man
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  Speaker 1: who invented the world's satis fidget spinner. A man who
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  Speaker 1: tried to set the world record for most woes in
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  Speaker 1: a minute, then he was rudely interrupted. A man that
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  Speaker 1: compares poop sizes with Dick sizes to see if it's
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  Speaker 1: a big one or a small one. The CEO of
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  Speaker 1: testing the flex on New Wrangler, Gene Shorts. A man
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  Speaker 1: who has a secret burp spot. A man whose brain
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't work like the rest of ours. He comes
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  Speaker 1: up with ideas like what if we had cold farts
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  Speaker 1: to keep our buttschool, or how the worms could use
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  Speaker 1: a little Alfredo sauce in their life. A man who's
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  Speaker 1: so in tune with nature that hummingbirds actually drink from
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  Speaker 1: his peace stream. A man that reminds the fellas that
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  Speaker 1: on Wednesday, it's shower day to wash all the holes
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  Speaker 1: and your dangle parts. A man that keeps the world
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  Speaker 1: entertain and laughing. Unless you're one of those weird, easily
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  Speaker 1: offended and grossed out people, then you probably don't like
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  Speaker 1: his content. A man who we're proud to call our
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  Speaker 1: bearded brother, the one the only callub friends. What's up man?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, and thanks for taking some time
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  Speaker 1: to do this, and uh yeah, obviously that was some
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  Speaker 1: deep dives of some tiktoks. You've got a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many people say that they've seen
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  Speaker 1: every single one of your tiktoks, but now I have.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so you're welcome for the extra view on
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  Speaker 1: the videos. Not that you need them, but so first off,
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  Speaker 1: one question that I like to ask every guest is
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  Speaker 1: because eventually I keep saying this, We're going to do
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  Speaker 1: a collab of all the mashups of the kind of
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: same question for every amazing guest that's been on here,
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  Speaker 1: and some people have an amazing story behind it, and
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  Speaker 1: some people are just like, eh, covid. But what I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you is what got you into TikTok.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I've been making videos and stuff since I was
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  Speaker 5: like thirteen or fourteen. My first vinral videos were on
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  Speaker 5: Facebook and I got like a little bit of a
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  Speaker 5: following on there and it was fun, but just like
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  Speaker 5: my kind of humor just didn't really work out with
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  Speaker 5: the Facebook crowd for the most part.
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  Speaker 6: And then TikTok came out and I was like, I
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  Speaker 6: was like, I'll.
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  Speaker 5: Give that a try, you know, I like making smaller videos,
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  Speaker 5: and the first couple of videos did okay, and then
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  Speaker 5: I started getting some more and more views, and because
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  Speaker 5: I missed Vine, basically I start making my own videos
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  Speaker 5: by myself whenever Vine was really popular. So I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: if I can hop on this one and you know,
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  Speaker 5: catch a break, then I think it would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, well you caught your break. Yeah, yeah, it's no,
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  Speaker 1: it's awesome. Do you remember one of the first people
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  Speaker 1: that you followed, because they say you always remember.
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  Speaker 6: Your first, some of the first people that I followed
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  Speaker 6: on TikTok. Yeah, I know one of the first ones.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was Ryan Beard.
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  Speaker 5: I remember super Poopy was like he was all over
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  Speaker 5: my four page whenever I first got on there.
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  Speaker 6: Uh coopnoop.
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  Speaker 5: Those were the three that I really remember seeing a
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  Speaker 5: lot of when I first got on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny to see some of the first people that
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  Speaker 1: you follow to and kind of where their content's gone,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and where they gone and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes it's really cool to see and sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: a little bit sad to see.
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  Speaker 6: If yeah, some of them had banned and stuff sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been a lot of that going around. But
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  Speaker 1: it seems like sometimes, you know, with with some of
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  Speaker 1: the people, they make things right, and then some of
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  Speaker 1: the people that shouldn't be brought back they left back
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  Speaker 1: and whatever. That's a whole different sidebar, and we could
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: get into so many heated conversations about that. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: we're we're not gonna get I saw I saw iron Sanctuary.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that looking as eye where he was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's move on. That's that's what.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get it. I get super, super upset
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to certain things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So did you ever actually break the world world record?
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  Speaker 1: Or was the interruption and it was just like you
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  Speaker 1: know what, my moment's gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I never tried again.
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  Speaker 4: Unreal.
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  Speaker 5: I would like to maybe spend some time training, uh,
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  Speaker 5: you know, prepare myself, prepare my mind and my body
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  Speaker 5: before I try again, and maybe be somewhere where I'm
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  Speaker 5: not gonna get interrupted. Maybe like a construct a room
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  Speaker 5: where no one could come in it from the tempted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah, if you went to jail,
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  Speaker 1: imagine how much practice you would get. Make it you'll
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  Speaker 1: do something stupid, and just make sure you have your
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: phone one time, one time on, one time.
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  Speaker 2: On they have.
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  Speaker 3: They have tons of phones in prison. I've been on prison.
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  Speaker 4: It is amazing me too.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it.
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  Speaker 6: You won't even have to boop it like the old days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, most states they just hand them out like candy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So so you you you did us? Your your hit song,
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  Speaker 1: Ship in the Toilet, absolutely banger of a song. Do
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  Speaker 1: you do You still sing it every once.
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  Speaker 2: In a while or.
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  Speaker 6: It gets stuck in my head?
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking about making a more child friendly version
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  Speaker 5: maybe become like a nursery rhyme or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think you should. And I mean
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  Speaker 1: they have to book everybody poops. I think they need
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  Speaker 1: to Caleb Francis song. Yeah, maybe pooping the toilet instead
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  Speaker 1: of But let's be honest. I mean, like my daughter
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  Speaker 1: the other day was watching some YouTube on YouTube kids,
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  Speaker 1: and I was sitting there and then they said something
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  Speaker 1: about like we were getting sick and tired of this ship,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: and I was like, don't said ship? So so it
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: it triggered me. I was like, well, then Caleb France
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  Speaker 1: have he can do the ship in the toilet? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I think we could program it so it could
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  Speaker 1: play in Iron sanctuaries Baby mobile, So probably yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: the next thing, you know, your your daughter would probably
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  Speaker 1: be potty trained because of the song by like you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's so talented already, probably by like seven months.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, That's what I'm hoping. I keep trying to shame
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  Speaker 3: her every time I change her diaper. I make fun
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  Speaker 3: of her for pooping or shitting her pants or like
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  Speaker 3: pissing her pants, in hopes that eventually that shame will
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  Speaker 3: drive her to decide to use like a toilet, like
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  Speaker 3: a like a grown adult. She can't walk yet, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if my efforts are are you know,
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  Speaker 3: being are working. But I'm gonna, like I said, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to continue to try and hopefully, hopefully it'll happen.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe by four weeks she'd have it down.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean it'll go right through you know what I mean exactly,
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  Speaker 3: Like I downloaded this app. It's like it helps you
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  Speaker 3: like track your baby's milestones and stuff. And I've already
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  Speaker 3: jumped to like the age two stuff because she's good
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  Speaker 3: on everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Already. Speaking of osmosis, why doesn't Taco Bell have like
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: an osmosis taco because it goes right through you too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You're welcome, Taco Bell. This show produces
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  Speaker 1: million dollar ideas, and I'm surprised that, like nobody's ran
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  Speaker 1: with them and done millionaires where we live.
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  Speaker 3: Taco Bell just sent me a care package. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: they gave me a cold burrito. They gave my wife
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  Speaker 3: a cold burrito while she was pregnant, and I made
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  Speaker 3: I made a post about it and being as I
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  Speaker 3: have the following, I have Taco Bell obviously saw it.
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  Speaker 3: They sent me a message on TikTok. They're like, we're
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  Speaker 3: really sorry about the burrito. Here's a gift card and
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  Speaker 3: what's your guys' sizes? We're gonna send you some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And then they sent us a box of stuff with
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: like really dope socks and like a blanket and then
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  Speaker 3: another gift card, so like they hooked us up with
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  Speaker 3: some Taco boll merse right, And I posted the video
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, see, this is how you.
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  Speaker 1: Apologize and I was like, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And then the because I was in the video, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, you gave my wife a cold burrito and
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  Speaker 3: she's nine months pregnant. I have to deal with the
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  Speaker 3: con ssequences of that. What are we going to do
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  Speaker 3: to make this right? And that's how they made it right.
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  Speaker 3: And then someone goes someone goes, no, that's how you
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  Speaker 3: apologize to someone who has a massive internet following. You know,
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  Speaker 3: that actually kind of makes sense. They're like, we should
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  Speaker 3: probably keep this guy on our good side.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad thing. Well done, Taco Bell,
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  Speaker 1: Because I remember when I happened. Didn't they start with
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  Speaker 1: just a gift card?
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  Speaker 3: And you were like they Originally the message they said
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  Speaker 3: were like, We're going to send you a gift card,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, cool. And then and then
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  Speaker 3: originally they screwed up, I guess because the gift card
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  Speaker 3: was for the price of one PB five layer burrito.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks dudes, like, I appreciate you remember that conversation. But
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  Speaker 3: then they I guess they fixed it, and so now
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  Speaker 3: I got to gift cards with an undisclosed amount for
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  Speaker 3: Taco Bell. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry for for all the poops and the rough
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: times that are about to happen at the Sanctuary House,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: but so so obviously, Caleb, you do a lot of
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  Speaker 1: skits about poop. We like to talk about poop as well.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're ever interested on a Friday, because we're
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: also on the Talking Beards Network, we do a show
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  Speaker 1: called Talking Poops. So you're ever interested on just doing
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: a guest appearance a lot of us, we'll plan for
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: a Friday night and we'll talk about it. So, since
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: you talk about poop a lot and you must have
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: some pretty funny stories, is there any funny or the
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: funniest poop story that has happened to you that you
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: want to share?
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: It's probably the worst thing that ever happened. One time
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: my dad was in the hospital. He was having some
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: kind of surgery on his back, and we went to
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Cracker Barrel for breakfast while he was having surgery, and
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I ordered this breakfast planter and everything came and the ham.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: I knew something was up with it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: It smelled a little bit off, but I wanted to,
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: you know, give it a benefit of doubt and give
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: it a couple of ad bites.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I knew it was.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: Bad, didn't need any more of it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: We get to the hospital, We're waiting outside of my
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: dad's room, and I'll start getting really deazy.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: I passed out face first, enter the floor. I ended up.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Getting food poisoning, and uh they take me down to
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: the mercy room and they do all these tests and
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: blood work stuff, and I end up having stripped and
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: food poisoning at the same time.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: And I literally I like completely I passed out, like
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: so intense that I just went straight down face FIRSTUSO
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: on migraine for like two days. I remember, I was
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: like so seeking out of it that I kept shitting
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: on myself while I was asleep.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, Like I was.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Literally just rolling out towels on my bed, and uh
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I literally pretty much every night for like a week,
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I would just shit on myself.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: I was like thirteen or fourteen.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: And it was, Oh god, I was gonna ask how
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: you were.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's less funny when you were thirteen.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Now that you know it's thirteen, it's a little less funny.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: The sickest I've ever been, man.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: You know who else woke up covered in shit for
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: like a really long time, like every day al Capone.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Did you know that at the ends of his life
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: because he had Siliss At the end of his life,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: he ship himself while he slept every single night.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Squeak poops his pants ever every time he drinks too
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: many Dudeweisers or Budweisers, and he blames it on the flu.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: For al Capone and Squeak, that's called fucking karma.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: But so.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: How long did that take for him to poop?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: No, no, like like when you.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Ate the ham to like when you got maybe like
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: three hours.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't. Food poisoning like that doesn't take long,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: especially when it's meat. When yeah, it's it's so quick.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: He was sitting in like the waiting room about to
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: go to his room, and I was getting like really.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Hot and like sweating. I was like, oh, something's wrong.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: And then we like went and were sitting in front
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: of his door waiting for them to like finish cleaning
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: up and stuff.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: And right before we went in, I was when I
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: passed down.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: It was the worst seekest I've ever been in my
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: life life and it lasted like two weeks.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you probably had a concussion on top of.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: The man Like I literally like standing straight up, like
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: just feel right over into the like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: My head hit the corner of the wall and then
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: right onto the floor.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: I had a migraine for like three days. It was rough.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It was pretty rough.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: God it I can't imagine that that ship would suck
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: it even just one of those three things. You're like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: but then you have all three of them, the migraine,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: the strap, and the ships.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was. It was definitely.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I think I lost like twenty pounds went that like
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: in those two weeks because I couldn't hardly eat anything.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: I literally was just sleeping and shipping all day long.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: It was That's the best, though, when you feel better afterwards,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: especially if you're like for me, I mean, I'm always
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: got a little bit of extra on me, right, But
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: like after those, after being that sick, you just look
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: at yourself and you're like, hmm, I look good, skinny.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah it was nice, but.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture because that's probably not gonna last.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: So you've done so many amazing skits and uh, there's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: probably one or two or maybe a couple, you know
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: what I mean that you're like, these ones were my favorites,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: but is there one that kind of took off? And
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: you were like, what that wasn't supposed to do anything?
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I mean you mentioned one of them, the one where
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I had the camera down on my face and I
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: was like, hey, wow, if that was a day that'd
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: been a big dick and then your dad comes in
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: and he beats Yeah, that was like and I did
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: not think that was gonna do good. It ended up
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: getting like a couple of million views, I think something
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I like that one to do good.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I think that was one of the first ones of
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: years that I saw. It was that one.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: There was another one too that I saw. I can't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: remember exactly when it was, but.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, your ship. I seriously, I I can't get
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: over how fucking funny you are. And that's the thing
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: that I think the problem is a lot of people
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: are like, oh, I like your stuff whatever, but you're
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: absolutely insanely hilarious the way your mind works, Like I
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: just it makes absolutely no Every now and again, very
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: very seldomly, maybe once every four or five months, I'll
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: have a Caleb Francis thought.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: In my head.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's that's a Caleb Francis thought. Video, is
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: a Caleb Francis video. And then I go to the
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: page and I'm like, how the fuck do you think
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: these things? Literally every other day.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just get bored, man, I think that's it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: We're like Kayla, you know, well, especially when she was
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: working full time, She'll be going to work like two
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: days of a week and then for the most part,
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: I'm like just home trying to you know, do videos
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: or work around the honds or whatever, and I'm just
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: like talking to myself all day because.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: I'm like alone all day long. That's usually it's usually
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: some something happens in real life.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that could be funny if it went
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: you know, totally different to the laft, totally different to
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: the right.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Usually I just thought, I'm obviously not gonna give it
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: up over over over over the stream.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But like I thought of one just recently.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: And uh, and like the the delivery, the delivery has
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: to be the exact same way that you do in
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: your videos. Otherwise it doesn't, it doesn't come out right
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: film it you're like, oh, okay, that's that's a funny thought.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: But like but like if you you say it in
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: a way I don't know, just the way you deliver
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: your jokes. It's just it's it's in a league of
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: its own. It's absolutely insane. But I thought of one.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be posted here in the next couple of.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Like just funny they are. And and like I said,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: and like we talked about in the intro, like your
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: brain just works differently, and the way that you can
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: pull it off is awesome. And uh, and it's great
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: to see from the very first video that you did
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to the videos that you're putting out.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, still you you know what I mean, that's.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Awesome whether you had you know, five thousand followers or
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: five million followers, like you're still doing the same ship
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and it's you know, we talk about it with some
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: other guests and you know, the similar stuff, like it's
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: really awesome to see thank you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's that was something I noticed, like recently,
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: is I was like somebody was I was.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Getting some hay comments.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: You're like, yeah, you used to be funny, but now
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: you're completely different, or I remember how funny you were
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: before you got that blue check mark. And I'm like, man,
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I'm like, have I changed? And I'll like go and
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: like watch some of my older videos. I'm like, I
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: don't think I've changed or anything. But I think it's
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: just some people only see a few of my videos
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: and then they see some other of my videos they're like, yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: oh yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: So that's how I feel sometimes too, because like my
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: thing is is like obviously my content is different, Like
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I do different things all the time, but like my
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I try and my personality has always been the same,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: like it's something whatever it is, and be as absolutely
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: insanely extra with it as possible, and and I do
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: that with pretty much everything. But it's funny because I
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: get similar comments to oh you've changed, Like you're not
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: the same. No, I'm not dressing in the DIY stuff
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: anymore because the series is done. That doesn't mean I've changed,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: like not. Everyone wants to just see that only that
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: all the time, and that's the cool thing go Ahead.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Was it's people who have only seen a few of
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: your videos. It's like people see a few of your
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: videos and they think that's like, oh, You're like that's
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: your whole personality, that's your whole thing. And then they
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: don't realize that you're like doing all this different stuff
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: and they're like, oh, wow, he's not the same anymore.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: It's just they didn't see They only see like one
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: side of it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So similar to like an actor, you know what I mean.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: They do one role and they were like that's all
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: he can do, and then you then you might look
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: at another movie in his past or a different time,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you know. And it's kind of like when No when
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Adam was on here and he was talking and he's like, man,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't go on too all these shows
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and the stuff that I have to do. And because
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a blue card again that people are
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: going to be like.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: This guy sucks. This is what I want to see,
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It's like and That's the other thing too, that you
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: mentioned that blue check mark thing. You're like, oh, ever
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: since you got the blue check No, not a damn
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: not a chance. I watch your content, Caleb. Your channel
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: is one of the few. There's a few that I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: watch consistently, but your channel is one of the few
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: that every couple of days if I haven't seen you
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: on the because I watched my following page most of
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: the time, go to your page and like get caught
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: up on your videos because the thing is like, every
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: time I go to your account, like the skits, the
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: style is the same, but the skits are different. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: different things You're like and then God, I'm literally I'm
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: fangirling over.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You right now. I can see it when he stumbles
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: in his words a little bit.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Go and like what I was trying to play when
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you came to my house.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I was trying to play it super cool, but I
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: was freaking out because the first probably one of the
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: first like four or five people that I ever followed
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: on TikTok. Yeah, and when you followed me back during
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the Christmas I think it was the Christmas beard off
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: and we were doing that, I was like, I'm I
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: was me and John were talking to I'm like, we've
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: made it. Caleb Francis follows us, we fucking made it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. So you obviously have a pretty good and
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: a pretty amazing shirt and hat collection. And we were
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: talking backstage kind of you know how we love our
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: hats and stuff like that, is there is there a
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: couple that you kind of are like, all right, I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: really like these ones, you know what I mean, like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: kind of it is tough. It's like when you have
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: a couple of kids, you can't say you have a favorite.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: We I keep like a few hats right in my
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: reach for stuff. Yeah, but that Coastland Apparel. They hit
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: me a bunch of hats and literally like it's like, yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: the other one that's another coach On Apparel hat.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Most of the hats I wear are from them. I
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: don't know what. They just fit so good and they're
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: so nice. They have that like leather pads on the front.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah I've got.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I love it. I've got seven or eight
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: of their hats and they're super comfortable.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: The hats that Diesel Power sent me are really comfortable
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: and they all look really nice because they're all really
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: different too, Like they sent me like five or six
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: hats and each one is really different than the other
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: and I love that.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: But uh, yeah, for sure, Coastline Apparel.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Diesel Power. I've got quite a few from radio time
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: that I really like. And uh, I think that's like
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: probably my three top favorites so far.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Nice, Well, we're gonna get you in a We're gonna
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: get you in an iron sanctuary and a beard lass
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: hat here pretty soon. Yeah, you can just rock down
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: even if you're you know, whether you're just taking a
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: pooping whatever, you know, Yeah, I'll rock them. Hey, let's
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: up Dan C. Beard. If you guys don't know Dancy Bearded,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: he is like the educational beard guy. If you have
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: any beard related stuff ever that you need, go to
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: his YouTube channel. Just awesome. Apparently he's you got time
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: for a question from Dancy? Yeah, he's got a question
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you you type it up Dancy and uh, I'm gonna
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: ask him one more question while we're doing this. So
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: back in the day, you really were working hard on
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: your ring tones.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite was like the I think is
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: what you named it? So I'm just wondering, you know
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: how the whole ring tone game worked out if you
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: if you had a lot of sales from him, or
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: if you have any new ones coming out.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: You know. I actually thought about making some more and
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: act like really uploading him onto stuff to download, just
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: like a joke. And then I had so many people
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: mentioning me. They're like, dude, I would love this as
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: a ring tone. But I really wanted to do the
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: one where I was like, Hey, your phone's ringing, a
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: better pick up.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: It might be your mom or dad. Who knows, this
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: could be the last time you get to talk to him.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: He could be super sick, and yeah, I think you should.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I think you should. Their wholehilarious and and just those
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: ones like uh Fresh Prince and O'Hara. He did that
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: one song about like pooping his pants and having to
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: go to Target to get a new one, Like it
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: was a short one and it was a little jingle like,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: so I downloaded that and I have it, you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: so if he texts me or calls me, that that's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: what plays and I think it's hilarious. And then I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: saw the one for that you did too from back
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in the day, and I was like, I got to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: bring it up, he's gotta do it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: So yeah, I've been wanting to do well.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be funny.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: That would be, that'd be that'd be absolutely hilarious. My
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: wife would find that hilarious too, like if she had
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: because her dad, I mean, her dad died, but like
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: that that one there's like, oh, it might be the
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: last time you need to talk to him. Like that's
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: some ship that she would say. I don't know if
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: you saw the video I just posted the other day. Well,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I get really close to her face and
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like I really like this and she's like, hi, dad,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like what because her some of her dad's ashes
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: are in a little heart eurn that's on our on
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: our bed frame, like the back of our beds, and
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I don't even I think about it sometimes, but but
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: she's say shit, like I'm like, holy shit.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And then I looked at her. I was like he was,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: There, and my daughter was when our daughter see he's
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: been watching.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so apparently national it was National Atheist Day and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: his uh ask got a question is his favorite segment,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: so it makes more sense. I read I read it, Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah, but yeah, so that's funny, and
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a cool little you know, kind of
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: skitting stuff that you have going on there. What's uh
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: how that get going? You know, what's what's behind that?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're talking about?
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: The ones with God?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, uh I first did one of those, I think
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: back on Facebook that was when I did in the
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: first one, and uh then I started doing them again
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: on here, and uh, basically just like things especially with
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: like the human body, like stthing like, man, this is crap,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Like I wish this was, this could.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Have been designed different, and I thought I always just.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Thought it'd be funny, like when you get to heaven
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: or something and you go and you talk and you're like, man,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: why did you do that? Why don't you make toenails
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: grow in inside your body sometimes?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Or why do you grown hair?
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: It's just like, yeah, crazy question. I think that could
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: that could be pretty funny.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: And I want to start feeling them a little bit
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: better too now, So I'm pretty excited for that getting
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: a new camera in and make some like longer ones.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Those are hilarious though.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I remember what was the one was like what's with
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: all the hair.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: On your on the butt?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I was dying laughing.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: When I saw I heard that, I was like, oh
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: my god, that's a question I've had, like why, Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That's the thing if you're thinking in your brain, how
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: many other people in the entire world off the same thing?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: But maybe it kind of like one of those things like, oh,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask my buddy that, like they might.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Make fun of me.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: We're we're we're off the point. And I've always been
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: the type of person. I think that this whole crew
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: is the type of person where it's like, I'm gonna
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: ask that weird question my friends, I don't give what
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: are they gonna laugh at me? Because I guarantee you,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: out of all my friends are just as twisted. They've
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: thought the same thing. They might not one would it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that one? I think remember one of
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: the ones last summer where you were talking about, uh,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: the heat or sweating inside your like your butt crack
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and how if you have to walk anymore you're probably
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: gonna bleed.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Got some new gold bond? I was, Yes, that's the one.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's that was the one.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh my god, this guy is hilarious.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I just made me think because there was saying hair
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: in the butthole. I'm like, there's another one where he's
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: talking about his chafing or something.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: It's especially summer now, right, Yes, exactly, not that I've
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: seen all your videos.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Pretty hard.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, uh so, did you ever patent the the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: hot dog crocks because they seem like they could be
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a pretty good thing, or maybe maybe did crocs reach
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: out to you and be like, hey, I like, I
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: like where your head was at with the wieners on them.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Or fingers crossed that something works out right now? They
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: rot pretty quick and attract like a lot of animals,
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: so it's kind of dangerous, but.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: It looks so good, I guess, right, Yeah, I mean
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: they're really the smell like really travels. So I'm trying
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: to work on like a non rotting sausage or wainer
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: or frank whatever you want to call it before I
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: start the kids call them glizzieszzies, yeah, before I start
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: producing any more.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Like for sale, I get you, I get you, but
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: at least the smell of the rotting meat would would
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: would hide kind of the smell of whatever's rotting from
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: your buttsholes.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, So.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Obviously you're a crock guy and I'm sorry about that,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: but stealing a question from you, do you think Vikings
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: would have liked crocks? We live in an Amish community
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: and they don't wear shoes, and they don't wear them.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say no that Vikings wouldn't because real
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: men don't wear crocks. But I'm interested to see what
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: what's your theory is on the crocs?
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Uh, I think they would.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: I mean I used to roast them a lot too,
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: because it's usually it's just like doctors or like Grandma's
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: in the garden or.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Babies at the beach. That's usually who you see in crocs.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: And then I liked wearing house shoes in the winter,
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: and they just like sometimes they're just too hot. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: just wanted something for cushion walking around my house.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: So I was like, yeah, I like it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: I'll get a pair of crocs. And we remodeled their
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: whole house and I was just wearing crocs. I was
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: kicking walls down in a pair of crocs. I was
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: like walking on like boards that had like nails sticking out.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: If you wear in crocs, dude, it's like the craziest shoe.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I never thought I would have liked them that much.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: It's just a house shoe.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: This breathable.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I have them on right now, right as we speak,
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: I'm wearing crocs. Wow, it's I'm dedicated and I've gotten.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a great question. It looks like, yeah, question,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: he's always four. I saw it. I have to admit
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I've never I've never owned a pair of crocks. Until
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I was what it was like thirty something years old,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't even own a pair of jeans. I didn't
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like jeans. I was a sweatpan. Yeah, I never wore gans,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and people were like, yes, shorts a lot, which because
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you know, I had the beard brain and when it's
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: negative twenty, I was still wearing shorts and yeah, so
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it wasn't jeans. And it's the same thing like I'm
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I'm there's there's the crocks and the non cracks, and
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I just do it kind of. The cracks are just
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: because you know, I have a good friend of mine
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: who is just like all in crocks, So I'm just
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: kind of that guy that's like fuck it. And then
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: he makes fun of me because I'm a Sandals guy. Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and we live on the Canadian border, so
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I go Canadian in the winter time. I throw it
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: on a pair of socks and I slip on some sandals.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: There's my game.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I do it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I worked today out in the public.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Socks, socks and sandals, that's kind of my that's my thing,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: and I think they're comfy. But I've never owned cracks.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: But the other debate Pineapple on pizza or no.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Uh, I guess it kind of depends on the pizza.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: I personally would never order it myself, but like if
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: it's there, if someone else ordered it, I might be like, yeah,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: I'll give it a try, And ninety percent of the
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: time I'm like this is just okay. But uh yeah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: I guess it just totally depends on the type of pizza.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Like if you're getting like a you know what, a
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: firebrick oven pizza or just like a cheap pizza, cause
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be nasty.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: On a cheap pizza, cause it's probably gonna be like, oh.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm so against Pineapple on pizza. I actually
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: owned no Pineapple on pizza dot com, and Pineapple goes
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: on pizza dot com, And when you go to Pineapple
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: goes on pizza dot Com, it redirects you to no
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: pineapple on pizza dot com. That's the truth, but uh,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm dead against it. And I went to a party
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: when you were allowed to have parties and somebody had
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the pineapple pizza and I threw it away and then
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like I felt bad that they had their money, but
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: it would end up being like a four ninety nine
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: frozen pizza and apparently it was terrible. Actually had a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: buddy message me was like, dude, I need to apologize
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to you. And I was like, what I bought. I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: bought a pineapple pizza. The only lady wanted it. I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: cooked it, and I'll never make that mistake again. I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: was like, cool, Like why he goes it's stunk up
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the entire house, Like I wouldn't eat it. She had
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a slice and I threw it out the window. It's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: stunk up the house. Pizzas fantastic and the smell doesn't
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: that bad.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Well, here's here's one thing I want to say.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about Tom.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: This is you said pineapple on pizza tastes good.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mute at him. I don't know if anybody
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: else saw that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Say. I'm not going to go into detail but if
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: you remember correctly the conversation we had previous to the
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: shows starting about things that you don't get. Yeah, I
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: just I feel like I feel like those two kind
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: of go hand in hand. I think that might be
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: your problem. Honestly, my suggestion would be to mix to
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: the pineapple on pizza thing, and your problem might be solved.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: You've nailed it makes it taste better, don't they right?
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Pineapple?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: And well is that I think?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Except except anyway, I feel like I feel like it
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: makes it worse cooked. Cooking the pineapple would probably make
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: it worse, right, And you're.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Not gonna get Yeah, if you're and I have no
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: nothing against pineapple juice, you know what, why don't you
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: have your pizza and set pineapple juice? Because what what
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: person wants to do?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: That there's so much it's really pineapple juice is actually
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: really good for your throat, like the bromolin in it,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: So if you have like a coff and stuff that
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: won't go away. Pineapple juice is really for really good
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: for your throat.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And it also.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I've been drinking seamen because it makes pineapple juice taste better.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep trying nice. See Emily says its yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it's one es. No, that's in fact, you know what,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna put this on. We're gonna
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: put this on a T shirt. No, pineapple equals blow
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: job and then a pizza and then a big X
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: through it like the big Nope. You guys are you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: guys can find them my Beer laws dot com tomorrow
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: at three pm on Real Alley. What did you come
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: into the best conversation ever? That's funny. You start talking
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: about pineapple on pizza, crocs BJ's poop. Next thing you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the views are slowly going out of control.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: So a chunk of butter.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: So so I gotta ask you, Caleb, And this has
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything that we talked about. We
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: can always circle back. But you claim to be one of,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: if not the greatest, at staring contests. Is this true?
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: I mean I want to you.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: So what I'm asking is if anybody in the studio
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: wants to take him on in a staring contest because
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not good at it. I'm not I'm not good at.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: It, Logan An on screen on camera right now.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys would just stare into your cameras and
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the first one to blink loses.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Can we talk?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You can talk in the best part is you can't
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: blow into the other guy's eyes and mess him up.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Factual.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And you guys, So you guys want to do this, We.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Can probably go for a minute or two.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna a minute or two. That's way longer
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: everybody doing it?
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Two what?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: All right? So I'm gonna be the referee and I forgot.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I forgot logan's logan can only last fifteen to twenty seconds.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: In a staring contest.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: So when you guys are ready, I quit. How do
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I pause my screen so it looks like I just continue?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Think of that?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: No, all right, so they're ready, ladies and gentlemen in
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: the chat, I want you to put in who you
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: think is gonna win this staring contest, and uh, we're
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna go on on a ten count, a
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: hard ten, all right, So get yourself ready. We're gonna
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: go ten nine, eight seven. This is the weirdest thing
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: we've ever done the show for six five four, I'm
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: gonna three two, one go. A lot of people in
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: the chat are team Kaleb. Alright, So viewers at home.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need your help. Oh you you're gone ready?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: All right, Well then you can help Judge. I'm gonna
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: watch Caleb. You watcht wait. I blinked, I'm fucking out.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, let's that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I blinked.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: He turned on my already like water.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: He turned up to my office and immediately went straight
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: into my eye.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm staring at a ring light too.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna like it works better probably in person,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: because I could get right up close to Caleb's face
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: and just like whisper sweet nothings into his ear and stuff,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: and it just.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I blinked right away. You failed. She was written
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: for me. Immediately I went and I went, I'm ready,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: all right. That's why I didn't do it, because I
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: was terrible.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: At the computer.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Light is not good for this.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: It's the lighting because I'm staring at a ring light
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: while I'm.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Bearing up my camera.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: Even that much.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So what I want to ask, There's been so many
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: trends on TikTok. Some of them are cool, some of
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: them are easy, some of them are difficult. So I'm
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: curious what you think was one of kind of the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: most difficult trends to do and and for me, I
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: thought the one that was most difficult was that one
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that you had to do like the three symbols, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: it took your heart, you know, so you're and like
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: that one to me was the war, but it was
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: it was rewarding at the end of the day.
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, that one was so hard for some reason.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: That was one, like I think it was like.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Mine just would not pick up this and I was
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: trying to do like like it was like a video
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: of me, like or a steel of me, like putting
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: my finger in my own mouth or something like that.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I was trying to do it in like what was
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: it the under like fifteen seconds or something. Man, I
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: got sweaty, dude, I was so in my kitchen trying
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: to do that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: It took me like twenty minutes. And I gave up
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: once and I came over and just sat.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Down for a while. I was like, no, I'm gonna
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: try back, and finally got it. But dude, oh, it
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: was so terrible. Man, that was probably the roughest.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I remember that one. Dude, I got I got so
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: freaking mad, like I'm pretty good, like I don't have
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: much of a temper these days, but dude, I lost it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Like I was.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I was about ready to throw my phone off the
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: freaking balcony at my house trying to film that one.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm done. I hate this. This is stupid,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: this is so dumb. I get so mad and then
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: me when I figured it out finally and I finally
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: My video ended up doing really well.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: But I looked at myself in the mirror afterwards and
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I a I am a twenty six
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: year old man getting insanely furious about the fact that
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: my phone won't pick up my hand signals.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is I'm taking that.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: On your phone. I bet you you'd be good to go.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: What was that I said, with a new update that
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you just did on your phone today, I'm sure pick
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: We actually fixed the gestures. It wasn't just people like
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: because everyone was having issues with it. They fixed it
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: because I'd seen someone make a video saying oh they
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: fixed it, and I was like, yeah, so whatever, and
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I scrolled back because uh, people, when I posted the
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: video of the like the the progress of the progress,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: but like when I the announcement video of like when
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I found out she was pregnant, and like combined all
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: of them to into the one video. Hell of people
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: went back on my page to go all the way
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: back and see the original video, and a bunch of
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: people started liking that hand gestures one.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: So it showed up.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Again and I went, I tried to get it works perfectly, flawlessly.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Now we should.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Probably we should probably try to bring that back just
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: for fun sometimes. So so you you you showed Iron
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Sanctuary up on the on the egg smashing video, So
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: is there anything else that you think you could show
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: them up in.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I don't even fucking go there, not.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Not that I'm trying to maybe, you know, instigate some
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: some new content. I can kiss way better than he can.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Maybe we might have to kiss and find out.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Was staring contest and a kissing contest, and yeah, well.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting so long? And then what was the
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: one that was?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know who? You look like every other fat,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: white bearded guy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I was just going to ask you to what was
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it like having the beard trifecta for you guys?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: It was fun? I was do you still do you
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: still you.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Still have dreams about it?
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: And I was only I only got to be there
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: for like a couple of hours because like I didn't
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: even know that was going on. We were me and
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: my friends take like a cross country trip usually at
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: least every year. We got like hiking a bunch of places,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: and uh, I just happened to be coming through Washington
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: and the messaged me and he's like, dude, where are
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: you at?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: And I was like, Hey, I'm coming through here, like
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: you gotta stop by, And I was, Oh, that'd be awesome,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: and so I swung by it for a while and
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: it was, Yeah, it was so cool, man. It didn't
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: even seem real getting to like meet everybody and hang
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: out and uh, like where you like watch each other's
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: videos and stuff for so long you're like, I like
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: this guy, this is awesome, and then you get to
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: meet them in person.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, it just don't even seem real.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: It was so cool.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: That was insane. That night was absolutely insane because we
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: were no one had made any videos at all thus far,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: and everyone had been there for like a day or two,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: and then I mean we were all just kind of
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: kicking it just by the campfire and then we're gonna
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: leave and then you're like, oh, can my buddy come
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: over too. I'm like, fuck, yeah, whatever, yeah, and then
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: and then you ended up staying longer, but like no
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: one had made any videos, and then we just have
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: to make one video like this one person was like
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I just have one video idea. And it was that
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: like it was like ten o'clock at night when someone's like, Okay,
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I just want to film this one video, and it
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: was like almost three o'clock in the morning. Everything.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we like, I mean, I was gonna feel bad
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: if I didn't feel anything, but I like, I knew
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: you guys had been doing.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: You guys had that photo shoot earlier that day. I think.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I know everybody like was kind of busy
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: all day and probably wasn't like wanting to, you know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: make a bunch more content.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: So yeah, and then I think everybody felt the same.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: You're like, well, uh, we need to try and make
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: a bunch of videos, you know, before he leaves and stuff.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: And then so we just like we all went nuts.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Me everybody started making videos and stuff.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Every ideas stemmed other video ideas.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: That's the coolest thing about collaborating with other creators because
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: not only do you have the friendship aspect of it,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: like you you're like you meet people. My favorite thing
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: is that every single person that came out was exactly
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: as I expected them to be, you know, because I
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: try not to, like I don't really fuck with anyone
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: that's like fake. But the my favorite thing is like
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: everyone was real. No one was like completely there weren't
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: a character of themselves and uh.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And so that was the cool part of it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Obviously, like there in your videos, you you have a
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: stage presence, but like everyone was exactly as I expected
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: them to be, you know, real people and everything. But
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: but that the creativity that stemmed, Oh my, there was
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I still have videos in my drafts yea from when
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: everyone was there that I've i haven't posted because you're
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: just like, oh, I'm wanna film this, and then you
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: film that, and then someone's like, oh my god, that's
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: a great idea for this, and then I think maybe
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: it was probably like one hundred and twenty one hundred
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: and thirty videos that were filmed just within the timeframe
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: that we started that idea.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Now if you post them, people are gonna be like,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: why are you guys together?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: There's COVID because it was during that time, but like
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I was super careful with everyone too that came out.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, I mean, obviously, no one was gonna
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, I have a cough, Like I'm yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna come kick it. But even Jesse had a cough,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: he had a tickle in his throat and he got
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: tested for COVID before he flew out.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: So like we were obviously and none of us, not
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: one of the got it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Afterwards, I think.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: We were, yeah, you were pretty good. So we're approaching
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: kind of the hour, and uh, this is totally up
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to you. Don't feel like you have to or anything.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: But we do a quick little segment where the three
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: of us pick a video that we think is either funny, motivational,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: or just something random, and we don't watch each other's videos.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: We kind of just do a reaction. They're all TikTok videos,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: and if anybody watching wants you know their video in there,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: or you think that you have a video, tag myself
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: take logan beard Laws two or use the hashtag Beard Law,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Beard Laws reaction, and we'll look through these videos and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: get you on there. So if you want to stay
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: and watch them, cool, if you gotta go then just
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: let us know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'll hang out and watch them.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll watch them. There's just obviously three quick
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: little videos, and we're gonna start with Logan's first. We're
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna make him the leadoff hitter here on
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: the video, very fast, very fast. All right, So this
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: is uh, this is semi stupid on TikTok. Hey, James,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: check this out.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Ah, ship dude, pretty good though, right? Fuck no, dude,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: you lasted like two seconds.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: That was terrible.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Whatever did?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Joker at he's.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Not a dickhead, just being nice. Dude. Hey, Joker, you
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: got any hitten ons or anything you want to show us?
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: How about a magic trick? Fuck?
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, magic trick. I'm gonna make this bam soul disappear. James,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: go up there and help him out with the trick.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Dude, al right here, don't gonna help him out?
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: In your tacos.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Huh, yeah, well you can't.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Anyways, we'll get out of here, dude, I'll clean this
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: ship up.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Man, that was awesome.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: In a completely different way than I was expecting.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was a.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Fucking because Oh.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, you're gonna have to send me that guys. Bro,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: that was good, send me that too.
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: That's what.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: You're funny, that's good, that's awesome. We're gonna go to
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: uh where's mine?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Ear? Oh I saw that seed too.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I had the same reaction. I was like, Oh,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: that's that's awesome. All right. So this is one that
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I found here that that I just thought was amazing.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It's not nearly as funny. You're not gonna laugh, but
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: it's just really cool. This is Serial Killers located in
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Nevada. They have over one hundred and fifty
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: different types of cereal and they have a cereal challenge.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's thirty dollars.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: It's every single type of.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Cereal that's in the store, and if you finish it
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: within forty five minutes with a gallon of belt, you
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: get a.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: T shirt put on the wall and your money back.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Can you do it?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Because we put it?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a serial.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I want to try that, like, I want to go
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Killers in Vegas.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: And it's cool because I finally made Vegas talk. So
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing this stuff. I'm seeing some really dark stuff
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: from Vegas. I don't know how I landed there, but
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I'm awesome. I'm excited to be there. So it's because
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: of Echo.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm on Vegas talk now too, because I've been
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: I've been talking to Echo and and and everything same.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to just go down to Vegas.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: To kick it with Echo and eat some cereal. Whenever
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you go, please let me know because I'm dying to
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: go to Vegas when we can go. So I'm in.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's you know Echo right right, Caleb?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Echo right?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: The rapper?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I just wanted to make sure.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that. We're all gonna go to Vegas
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and hang out with them. Okay, that's gonna be a
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: wild trip. That's gonna be fun. I don't know if
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent of it. I've just invited myself.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: So that's fine whatever.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'll be the d D because I don't drink. Okay,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need one because I do. Okay, I'm gonna
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna probably drink all right. So this was Kevin's.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: That was an actual sound too.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: I was not like it, guys that jake out to.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: What I was expected. I was expecting terrible yeah blow
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: up or somebody somebody. I was watching it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh god, oh god.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I take video. I figured his freaking armored blow off.
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I was waiting for.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, all right. So at the end of the show,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: what we do is we put you on the big screen.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You tell everybody what you have going on, where they
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: can find you. Anything that you want, whether it's a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: you know, a logan ten second little thing, or if
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: you want to go for minutes in very long time,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: whatever it is that you want, We're gonna put you
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: on the big screen. It's your time to shine. So
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: whenever you're ready, you let us know. Okay, yeah, sure, many,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah okay. So I've been streaming a lot on Twitch lately.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: A lot of people have been enjoying that. I've been
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: using what I make from twitch to build a PC.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Just ordered all of my new streaming stuff yesterday in
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: the day before, so I'm gonna be up in my
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: game a little bit. But yeah, I have a lot
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: of fun streaming on Twitch playing Call of Duty mostly.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: I play with subs on Sundays.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: If anybody wants to come hang out play getting ready
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: to go live on that in just a little bit.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: My twitch is Grizzly Puncher, not Grizzy Grizzly Puncher, like
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Arizzly Bear. Grizzly Puncher.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: Come hang out.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Me and my girlfriend and my two brothers play regularly
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: and it's pretty awesome. She's gotten better than most of
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: my friends, and it's a lot of fun and I
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: enjoy like getting to stream and hang out with everybody,
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: and you kind of make like a little with people
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: in the chat, so it's awesome.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: I'd love to have everybody come over and yeah, that's
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: about it. Thank you so much for watching.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, awesome, that was I was just getting ready to
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: pull it up, so uh right here, you guys can
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: check him out. Grizzly Puncher, check him out.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Call of Duty.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Everything you can tell. It's a great channel when you
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: have the great artwork and everything going on.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I've been watching a leggy I've.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Watched him myself as well too, but as you can see,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: it apparently didn' hit that follow button. I was waiting
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to do it. When I did this strategically thing.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: I was really confused because for the first like two
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: months I was watching Glizzie Puncher. He's got the weirdest
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: channel and then I saw it.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, that totally mate.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: I still follow the other guy though, he just literally
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: just four hour streams of him punching a hot dog.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so anybody chat you guys, there is the link.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Feel free to uh, feel free to go and follow him,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: hit that button and support the stream dream because that's
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: what it's all about. Oh yeah, and now yeah, and
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: here was the other name that up from the first
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: video was at semi stupid. So we can't thank you
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: enough for taking you know, it's taking the time to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: be on the show. Absolutely amazing.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It was just as amazing as we thought it was
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: going to be. So make sure you guys check them
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: on all the social media's, especially the Twitch. You know,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: that's where he's pushing. He's got the new machine coming,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: so the content is only going to continue to get better.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: And thanks, you know, from being the same dude that
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you are from the very first one talking about Jeremy
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: being a home wrecker you know, to now and and
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: talking about a lot of poop. So that's what's amazing.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe you guys will see you on an episode of
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Talking Poops on a Friday and the Talking Beards Network.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: So all right, well, thank you again very much for
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: your time, man, and have a good rest of your day.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Head on over to Twitch. This show's ending. He's gonna
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: be going live soon, you said tonight, right, yeah, all right,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be going live. So everybody that's here head
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: on over to that Twitch and support a great man.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: All right, have a good rest of you, all right,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: have a good one man later. Man, all right, what
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: an absolutely amazing dud, and make sure you guys obviously
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: go check him out. Grizzly Puncher. He's he's an og
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: on on TikTok. He's he's one of the funniest dudes
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you'll ever meet. And as you guys can see here,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: that's what's great about the show. You guys see him
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in those fifteen thirty sixty minute clips and now you
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: can see him streaming. You know, his schedule is posted
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: out there. You know he's got the Monday, Wednesday Thursday stream.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You see him in a little bit of a different
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: atmosphere talking with us knuckleheads. So again, Caleb, thank you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: so much for taking the time. Follow him on all
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: those social media's and we're about done with the show. Logan,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: what you got going on the rest of the week.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: I've been out of focus off goddamn show.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just upset about it. I have a I'm focusing
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: sometimes too. I have a doctor that helps me with
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: it though.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Oh your camera okay, yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that's what that's what hem just although.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: It's probably better.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd probably back up a little bit.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be on.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So that's what he has going on.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: What do you got going on in the rest of week?
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I want to say it's a happy six month and
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: a y to fourteen days to flatten the curve that
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: that was said six months ago today and we're still
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: wearing masks and everything is closed. But anyway, not much
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I'm getting I'm getting tattooed tomorrow. I'm supposed to get
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: tattooed last Saturday, but the air out Like I said,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: the air out here is very spicy, so my artist
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: was was kind of under the weather. But I'm going
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: to get the rest of my sleeve done and part
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: of my back and my shoulder. I've got twelve hours
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: on the books, so that's what I'm he'll tap out
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: before I do, though my artist always taps out before
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I do. He'll get that's a lot of yeah and
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: uh and yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I've been been.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: It's pretty much it. I don't really have much else
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: going on. So with the air you have, I'll ask
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: this online on live because other people don't know.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I've heard how bad.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Like where you are and you walk out side where
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: we live, we we only.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Have fresh air. We don't have wildfires. We have when
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: it's when it's in the winter.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: The air is awesome, like it is as pure as
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: it gets.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are right now.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: Other than spicy, Like how do you describe it, Like
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: is there.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: A haze or like, yeah, there's a haze. It's super thick.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: You can taste it. You wake up in the morning
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: like as you I'm clear in my throat every twenty
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: seconds because it's just it's just really, really really bad.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: It's heavy. The I think they said the equivalent. It's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: like the equivalent of smoking, like twenty packs of cigarettes
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: or something like that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Your conditioner or anything like.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: So what I do. So I have my A c's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: and I clean out the filters, but my aces are recirculating,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: so they they don't pull from the outside, they pull
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: from the inside and shoot the hot air out or
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: shoot the exhaust out on both of them. And then
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I have a duckless a duckless unit that's downstairs, which
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: is it's a heat pump, so it just pulls from
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: the inside and it's all like mindsets and stuff, so
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: it doesn't actually use hair really, And then I took
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: excuse me, these construction fans. You can use box fans,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: and you put a filter on the back of them
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: and turn them on high, and it sucks on the inside.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: It'll suck the.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Ash or the crap out of the air on the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: inside of your house and it'll speak to the filter.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: It's pretty much the only way you can kind of
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: help it a little bit because I don't have central
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: air in my house. It's all I just have what
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: they call cadet units for heat and then cooling. There's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: no cooling, so nice.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, It was crazy, all right. Well, that's that's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: that wraps it up. That's the hour. I can't thank
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: you every single person that came in here spent you know,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: your busy thursdays or maybe you're not busy Thursdays hanging
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: out with us watching the show.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Guess what.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be back at it again next Thursday with
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: another amazing guest. And if you guys are bored on
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: a Tuesday, it's a game night that we do every Tuesday.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's trivia, sometimes it's Jackbox Games. There's a there's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: another game that we played called among Us. It's a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: free app. But every Tuesday. If you guys are bored,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: same place, nine pm. But we're gonna be back at
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: it next week, nine pm Eastern Standard Time with another
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: amazing guest. Thank you, guys. Go follow all the social
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