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WE ARE NOW ARTISTS!!!!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, So calling my thoughts by myself
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  Speaker 1: Addie Clark, good fun, Translucent by Jake Craig.
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  Speaker 2: When you look.
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  Speaker 3: At me, you are sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It turned me from.
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  Speaker 3: I see relatable party.
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  Speaker 4: Relata.
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  Speaker 1: The Latis Podcast is hosted by myself, Audie Clark a
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  Speaker 1: k A Mummy and my partner in crime, Jake Craig
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  Speaker 1: AK Daddy. I'll say it. I'll say it this time, mate,
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  Speaker 1: don't you don't you worry? I like them when you
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  Speaker 1: said but we're coming in with heat again. If you
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  Speaker 1: haven't listened to the past two episodes, you've found doubt
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  Speaker 1: that Jake and I have become artists. So if you
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  Speaker 1: don't know that, go listen to the past two episodes.
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, yeah, it should have sensed it. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 1: we've got this new found power we can sing. Give
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  Speaker 1: us a vocal, sing something that was good.
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  Speaker 3: Eh.
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  Speaker 1: But this isn't going to make sense if you don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to the last two episodes, because we are now
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  Speaker 1: releasing both versions of our song. Fully, you guys get
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  Speaker 1: to hear the full version of this episode. What's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen is we're going to listen to both songs, right,
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  Speaker 1: now and after you've done listening, you've got to go
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  Speaker 1: on Spotify look up Relatables or it's the link in
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  Speaker 1: the bio, and those songs are there to add to
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  Speaker 1: the playlist. They're on an artist account. They're not on
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  Speaker 1: the Relatables podcast Spotify account. Yeah, they're on an artist,
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  Speaker 1: a Relatables artist account, and they're both going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Whichever one gets more streams is going to be doing
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  Speaker 1: the forfeit that was given to us by a listener. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whoever gets the least streams get the least stream was
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  Speaker 1: a video on the fourth that's what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: And we made the as account so you can add
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  Speaker 1: to your playlist. Because it feels on the podcast, you
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  Speaker 1: can't add it to the playliss and it's awkward. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so give him a reminder of what yours is about.
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  Speaker 1: Mine is caughting my thoughts and it's about being trapped
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  Speaker 1: in your mind, anxiety taking over, and it's how you
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  Speaker 1: get out and you get on with day day by day,
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  Speaker 1: day by day. And yeah, it's just my story essentially.
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  Speaker 1: I think should we do it? And I think it's relatable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's play them both. You get this is Jake's first
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  Speaker 1: time hearing the whole song. He's only heard the teaser
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  Speaker 1: as well, Like I heard what you guys have heard.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you're on Patreon and you go listen to and
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  Speaker 1: you go watch the fogs. We've logged the whole process.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Patreons on the highest level. Yeah, look at
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  Speaker 1: it so caughting my thoughts by myself, Oddie Clark thinking
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Last gem mom man E was from the past.
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  Speaker 4: Begin to find being left behind, Caught in my thoughts,
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  Speaker 4: I started fall, calling my.
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  Speaker 3: Thoughts than good in time, searching lenses I.
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  Speaker 6: Can't find, never believe in this mais of my mind,
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  Speaker 6: car in my thoughts, lost in my mind.
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  Speaker 7: I listened to my part, Listen to the feeling it
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  Speaker 7: be lost in sight, lost in the.
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  Speaker 8: Stillness, dancing in my mind, dancing until dawn, calling my
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  Speaker 8: thoughts change over in time, searching for answers I can find,
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  Speaker 8: never leave millings made.
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  Speaker 3: Of my mind.
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  Speaker 2: Call him my thoughts last in my mind. That turned
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  Speaker 2: to the tree bur Winston comforting me.
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  Speaker 5: Trust in no way, the sun shining on through, calling.
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  Speaker 2: My thoughts, finding my way.
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  Speaker 5: Through this place we call life a put trust in
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  Speaker 5: time the only thing that he was all.
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  Speaker 1: Regaining my mind O.
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  Speaker 2: My son called him My thoughts.
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  Speaker 6: Better made of fact, call him had thoughts than good.
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  Speaker 3: In time search influences, I can find never believe in
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  Speaker 3: this these my mind carding hard thoughts last my mother,
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  Speaker 3: lasting man father.
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  Speaker 5: It's anoss battle set to my mind. Looking for instance,
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  Speaker 5: I may never find. Yet you deb.
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  Speaker 6: Calling my thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Day by day I.
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  Speaker 8: Found my way.
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  Speaker 1: Man whoa we fully like? I need to point out
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  Speaker 1: that we got it's like properly produced. Oh yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: paid like money, like real money for this. This is
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  Speaker 1: the most expensive segment, easily the most expensive segment on
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. I wanted to. I wanted to add a
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  Speaker 1: bit of an element of the potty do it so
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  Speaker 1: I talked at the end, Yeah, mate, that is that
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  Speaker 1: was good. I got to say it is good, better
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  Speaker 1: than you're expected. Well, yeah, like mine's better than I
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  Speaker 1: expected it. But it's good. It's good. Okay, Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: paying to hear your line is a quick recap again. Disclaimer, Cassie,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. Comedy purposes only it's about losing your
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  Speaker 1: best friend to a girl and just how feels all right?
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  Speaker 1: So Translucent by Jake Craig, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 9: Lost in memories of what we used to be. Everywhere
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  Speaker 9: I turned, you're all lassie. You're laughter that knows haunting
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  Speaker 9: me and night I tried to move on.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't feel right when you look at me?
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  Speaker 10: Do you look right through me?
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  Speaker 2: Are do we even sorry? It turns me Upop When
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  Speaker 2: I see you with her?
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  Speaker 6: I see you happy?
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  Speaker 1: But did you have to go and stab me.
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  Speaker 2: Through the horn? O? Paint on a smile, Pretend I'm okay.
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  Speaker 9: Down inside, I'm crumbling away, words left unspoken, feelings left unset.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get an emotion trapped in my own head.
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  Speaker 1: When you look at me, I feel you look right
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  Speaker 1: through me? Are you weaving?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: It tears me Apop. When I see you with her,
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  Speaker 2: I see you happy, But did you have.
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  Speaker 6: To go and stab me.
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  Speaker 2: Through the hall? Come over the bridge? Back in my
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  Speaker 2: dream we're dancing in the rain reality and no, I'm
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  Speaker 2: trapping hope not fragments. But I know, deem Dan, this
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  Speaker 2: love never last.
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  Speaker 1: I know you look right through me?
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  Speaker 2: Are you even sorry? Tears my time when I see
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  Speaker 2: you with her?
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  Speaker 1: I see you, but did you have to go? Stand
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  Speaker 1: the home?
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  Speaker 2: When you look at.
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  Speaker 1: A man any of the listeners right there, I can't
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  Speaker 1: want the smile off my face. Oh fucking hell. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that was the funnest thing we've ever done. Easily the
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  Speaker 1: best thing we've ever done. Oh can If everyone like that,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's could be an album in the worst. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if we get some good listens, guys, we will make
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  Speaker 1: a joint album. I think it would boke Well. Your
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  Speaker 1: voice comes off really like soft and nice. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: kind of was like really trying to sing mine's like deep.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be good. We could do some do ads. We
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  Speaker 1: could have just an Addie song, just a Jake song.
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  Speaker 1: But anyone listening right now, the one thing you have
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  Speaker 1: to do is pause this episode right now, click the
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  Speaker 1: link in the description and go add both calling my
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  Speaker 1: thoughts and translation to your playlist. And I don't even
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  Speaker 1: care if you don't like them, just play them on repeat,
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  Speaker 1: find a repeat. Whoever gets more listens again, fourfets, music videos, everything.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to be doing it all right, Yeah, quick
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  Speaker 1: shout out Toby Wells once again. Let's give him what's
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  Speaker 1: his Instagram handle music. I'll add a link in the
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  Speaker 1: description to linking by everything Tob Worl's music is very talented.
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  Speaker 1: Like you go in if you're on go watch the
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  Speaker 1: Fogs on Patreon, you go in on mine. At least
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  Speaker 1: I know. I go in and I just go radio
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  Speaker 1: this is the chorus and then he gets like a
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  Speaker 1: beat for the chorus first, that's what you did with me.
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  Speaker 1: And then we went and got some reference songs like
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  Speaker 1: I had nothing, and he just he just goes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: sing it in the way you wanted to be sung
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  Speaker 1: with the chorus, and I start doing it and he
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  Speaker 1: just starts strumming, starts strumbling. So I'm like, yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: sounds good. Was so talented because I'm the same we
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  Speaker 1: both had. We have no musicianal background at all. And
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  Speaker 1: he said that's kind of good though, because like he
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  Speaker 1: just does his thing and like we work together, like
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  Speaker 1: because most people like have a song already to their
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  Speaker 1: guitar riffed or something, more than happy to let him
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, And it was unreally experiencing. I had
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  Speaker 1: so much fun. Same that was I just had so
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  Speaker 1: much fun right then. Yeah, serotonin is fucking spiking right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to crash later. I'm gonna be exhausted, happier
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  Speaker 1: than I wasn't. I went sky, that was good. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a trend going around on TikTok okay and
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do it with you, Addie. So I
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  Speaker 1: would like to know if it was normal to name
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  Speaker 1: your baby after something you love, what would you name it? Me?
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  Speaker 1: To start? You start with me, Yeah, if anybody knows me,
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  Speaker 1: this will be what my first child's name would be.
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  Speaker 1: First name green, middle name Apple. I punished those things
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  Speaker 1: I have like two a day. Expect that it's actually
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  Speaker 1: good for greens. That is actually funny. Oh that's so good.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know a tip I went and did.
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  Speaker 1: I've done, but I don't know if I have it
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  Speaker 1: or not. But I've at this point in time at
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  Speaker 1: least I've done an audition for a some where it's
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  Speaker 1: a voice acting thing and the stay said milk. Worst
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  Speaker 1: thing for talking, all right, really coaching mouth. Best thing
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of it green apple? Really yeah, really,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't help me, all right? If it was normal
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  Speaker 1: to name my baby whatever I wanted after something I love, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I would name it. Pooping with a door open when
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  Speaker 1: nobody's home. Do you actually do that? Yxt bro? Door
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  Speaker 1: wide open I'm not closing that when nobody's home. The
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  Speaker 1: more I'm finding out like about you. It's just like
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  Speaker 1: I could see you. If you, for some reason I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, adopted a kid and didn't have a wife,
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  Speaker 1: you would call your kid that. I do it something
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  Speaker 1: after that. Yeah. Sure, I like the privacy even when
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  Speaker 1: I it's home. Really yeah no, no, mate, I feel
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  Speaker 1: privacy when no one's And also it's a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny, like if I know you're coming
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  Speaker 1: over soon, it's a risk. It's again to play. And also,
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  Speaker 1: if I had a choice, I hope I never walk
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  Speaker 1: in and you're just there and I'm like this. But
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  Speaker 1: if I could name my kid that, I'd have that
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  Speaker 1: legally named that, and then his nickname would be like
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  Speaker 1: Josh or something. Okay, my next name, my next one,
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  Speaker 1: naming my kids something I love Sonny side up fucking
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  Speaker 1: that is sid actually works. That is not even a
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  Speaker 1: bad name. Nickname Sonny. Yeah, the name Sonny is cute.
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  Speaker 1: I actually like the name name. So he's so good.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: If if it was normal, I can name my baby
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  Speaker 1: after something I love. Fighting the stomach ache away. I
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  Speaker 1: swear this is a moment the last bower movement one?
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  Speaker 1: What's his first name? Farting? Your kid's gonna have bow issues?
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  Speaker 1: He is? Okay, something I would call my kid? What
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  Speaker 1: is it again? What would you name your kid if
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  Speaker 1: it was normal to name it after something you love? Milkshake?
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  Speaker 1: That's actually not a bad name. I feel like that's
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: not a bad name. Milkshake. Oh that sounds like a dog. Yeah, milkshake, milk.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you can you know what? You could
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  Speaker 1: name milkshake and it wouldn't be no one to blink
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  Speaker 1: an eye like a guinea pig or something. Oh that's milkshake.
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  Speaker 1: That's milkshake and ice cream.
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  Speaker 6: You know that's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually not bad. Guinea pig y, that is a
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  Speaker 1: good name. But what I name my baby? If I
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  Speaker 1: could name it after something I love? Waking up without
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  Speaker 1: an alarm? Oh, that's good, fucking name.
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  Speaker 7: Up with?
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  Speaker 1: That's just things that I love. Okay, okay, Next one,
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  Speaker 1: calling my baby after something I love? Blondes? Yeah, fair enough,
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  Speaker 1: fair enough, it's bons. Oh, using freshly dried sheets to
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  Speaker 1: warm me up? What the fuck is this? Okay? That
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  Speaker 1: is good? To be fair, I'm telling you who doesn't
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  Speaker 1: love that? I suppose when you get hugging your kid,
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  Speaker 1: you want him to remind you of freshly warm sheet.
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  Speaker 11: Just you remind me of freshly dried sheets. Good night,
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  Speaker 11: freshly druy sheet, sleep type freshly. Naming your kid after
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  Speaker 11: something you love three to four foot.
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  Speaker 1: Surf, Oh, that's a good one. The name you can
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  Speaker 1: nickname surf? Yeah, nickname surf. But on the birth certificate?
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  Speaker 1: That what the fun? Well you do? Can you do that?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like these are more normal than some of
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  Speaker 1: the weird celebrity kid names out there. Are there any
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  Speaker 1: legal requirements behind what you can call your kid? I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea. I feel like it's your choice. You're
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  Speaker 1: their legal guardian when they're born. Let me do what
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  Speaker 1: I want. I'm going to nickname himself anyway. I just
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  Speaker 1: got the best name of your kid. You have to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Uranus. That's like it's actually your name, Uranus,
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  Speaker 1: Uranus Craig. What could I nickname because you have such
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  Speaker 1: a like common last name, You've got to make the
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  Speaker 1: first name really unique, make him feel like they have
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  Speaker 1: Baur movements? What could I nickname him? Uranus?
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  Speaker 7: You?
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  Speaker 1: Unice, Yes, it's just like none of your old girl
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  Speaker 1: Unice Okay, it's my last one. Would I name my
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  Speaker 1: baby if it was normal to name it after something?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I love telling your girlfriend you're going to sleep, then
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  Speaker 1: staying up on TikTok that I reckon every relationship you
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  Speaker 1: both do it, it's unspoken. Half an hour before you
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  Speaker 1: go to bed, you're like, good night's time. I'd say
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  Speaker 1: quiet time. I'm chilling. It's quite. I mean we say
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  Speaker 1: me myk Yeah, I chill. I'm chilling out now. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And my last one, naming my kid after something. I
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  Speaker 1: love calling him Barry. Oh that's cute. Your dog, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's cute. That's very Hee's going to live on forever. Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: you've gotta keep Barry's name living on. Yeah, Like, I'll
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: even give my kid his middle name could be Barried.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys. Up next is a confession session. These
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: are coming in hot, Jake, actually are coming in pretty hard.
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  Speaker 1: Let us know if you're liking them, send us a
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: little message, because we like to know if what we're doing.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Everyone likes to listen to Yeah. I think I like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I like hearing about him. I'm like listening to him, Yeah,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: because it insight into other people's lives. Are now well
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: these ones are bad. That funny stuff happens. But today's prompt, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: is a date went wrong. Yes, and we're going to
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a caller from over the seas, over the sea. This
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  Speaker 1: scene over yonder a long way away, but please enjoy
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  Speaker 1: Confession Sessions. Hello, Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How are
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  Speaker 1: you going good? How are you? Thanks? I'm joined by
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  Speaker 1: Jake am I right? Hello? Hello? Hi. First things first
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  Speaker 1: is would you like to be anonymous for this confession? Oh?
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  Speaker 10: No, you can use my name.
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  Speaker 1: OK, introduce yourself to Jake. You're Alexis.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Alexis from Minnesota, so far away.
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  Speaker 1: I have a cousin named Alexis. How's it going really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the chief from We're close close Minnesota. That is a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: long way away. And yeah, you've got a confession with
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a date went wrong. If you want to take it
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: away from your top and we'll interact. It's a good story.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I already know a Jake, but I'm gonna I'm excited,
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  Speaker 1: so I.
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  Speaker 10: Guess for contact. This was my first date I ever
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  Speaker 10: went on after I broke up with my boyfriend of
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  Speaker 10: three years my senior year of high school. So this
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  Speaker 10: is like about three years ago, and I met this
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  Speaker 10: guy at a party and all my friends were just like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: just go on a date with him. What's the worst
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  Speaker 10: that gets to happen. I'm like, okay, but you guys
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: just to follow me. So I get to this kid's house.
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  Speaker 10: I don't really know what we're doing, and my friends
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  Speaker 10: are following like maybe half a mile behid done, Yeah
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  Speaker 10: yeah they I was like, you guys have to come.
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  Speaker 10: If I get kidnapped, you guys gotta be there. So
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  Speaker 10: then I get we get into like his mom's minivan
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  Speaker 10: and he has this computer with him and he's like,
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  Speaker 10: we're just gonna watch a movie in the back. And
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, okay, sure, weird first date, but it's fine.
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  Speaker 10: So we go to this random like park any parks there,
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  Speaker 10: and he's like trying to set up the computer and
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  Speaker 10: he just like turns to me and asks me. He's like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: the first thing he asked other than like very minimal
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  Speaker 10: small talk, was like, do you have anxiety?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like I do now, like.
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  Speaker 10: And I was like trying to keep it calm, and
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  Speaker 10: like I was like, he obviously is freaking out if
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  Speaker 10: he's asking me this. I was like, Yeah, what's up?
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: And he was like, well, I think I'm having a
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: panic attack, and at this point, I'd never like I
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: didn't really know what to do. I was like like
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: what can I do for you? And he was like
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: gets up, opens the doors like I'm gonna puke, and
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  Speaker 10: so yeah, so they gets to the car as my
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  Speaker 10: friends are like outside of this parking lot, but he
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  Speaker 10: doesn't know that, and they're like text me, why's getting
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: out of the car, like what's going on? And then
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  Speaker 10: he pukes gets back in the car and then I
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: was like do you want gum? Because I was like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: how do you follow that up? Like I feel so
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  Speaker 10: bad right now, but I'm also like this crazy. So
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: then he pukes and I'm like, I don't know what's
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: going on. He then is like, let's go hang out
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: with my friends, and I was like, okay, whatever to
• 21:48
  Speaker 10: not have to talk about which just happened. And so
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: we go to his friend's house and and playing with
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: their dogs that I don't have to talk to him,
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: which I'm like basically very allergic to, and I was like,
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: I think, go pick at my sister. We need to
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: go home, and he was like okay, that's fine, and
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: we almost get to his house and he like pulls
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: over on the side of the road and is like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: I just wanted to ask if I could kiss you.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: And I'm like, oh my god, this kid just threw up.
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: But I said yeah, yeah, and all of my friends
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: give me about this to this day.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Why did you kiss him?
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: I don't know. I was like, I can't say no,
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: but I was too nervous.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Are you still saying? Oh god? No?
• 22:39
  Speaker 10: He did not get a second day? But I just
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: remember this yesterday as I was like rethinking about the story,
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: and I realized that, like, uh, I think this past December,
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: we were home on winter break from school and I
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: was talking to this guy who goes to the same
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: college that this kid ended up going to, and he
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: was like, my roommate went to this high school that
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: he also went to. And I was like, oh, like,
• 23:05
  Speaker 10: what's his name? And he names the guy that I
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: went on the date with, And I'm now on a
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: date with his roommate. Like I do still talk to
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: that guy just as a friend. But oh, that's super awkward.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: The most embarrassing thing I think I've ever you know, No,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: let's get here's what happened though. Let's give him the
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: benefit of the day. Oh yea. He obviously I don't
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: know what you look like, but he obviously thought you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: were very, very attractive. So he got mad anxiety. Maybe
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: a little bit, maybe you're too attractive.
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm thinking. He was like, I get nervous,
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: Crown girls for whatever reason. I'm really nervous right now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: And I was like, a date in three.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Years, I can understand why you kissed him.
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: I don't either. I really don't know what I was saying.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I understand because it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: Was understand because he was saying, you're so pretty.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: That's my story. I was listening to the podcast on
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: when the girl said the blisser exploded on her, and
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: I was like, oh, I know about gross things.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Oh man, let's make it a rhythm. If you've ever
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: had some gross having on a first date, right, well,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: thank you very much, Alexis.
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: Of course, thanks for listening. That's awesome.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: That's right. I know it's none of this. I enjoy
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the rest of your night.
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: Awesome, Thank you so much, thank you so yes, by Nah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm thinking the relatable side of things. I'm thinking,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: if you've ever been like talking to a girl on
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: a night out and she might have vomited or something,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: or I'm pretty sure I've been the boy vomiting before. Okay,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I've been drinking, like I'm not sure. No, this was
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this seems like it was. So they met on a
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: night out and then he took her on. You say,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that's very I wouldn't kiss him no matter what. But
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: noight out, you've been hooking out, hooking up with a
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: cheek and then for some reason she vomits or something.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: She sculls, it has a shot, it doesn't go down
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in the right hole, and then she vomits. Would you
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: kiss her after? How long? After? Like half an hour?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Half an hour? How drunk am I? Poor guy?
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: God? Before the date, he was probably thinking like this
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: is so good. How have I pulled this one off? Exactly?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, he's like this, she's out of my leg. Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: To be fair, it seemed like there was a fair
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: while from the vomit and the kiss. Yeah, and so
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: how long does it take for like the lining of
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: your mouse to I don't know replace? She asked, if
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: he want to jarm? Hopefully he took it. Yeah, sure,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: he took a gum. Yeah, and he would have had
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: some water. Sure, he's watched this ship down, but that's gross.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: If you vomit, there's no way. I'd be like, Oh,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: let's go to my friend's house and be like date
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: so sorry laugh, date's over, you gotta go. I'm taking
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: your Oh you're going to bed to be fair. That
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: makes me feel better about Remember their first date. I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: told and like doing for a kiss after Oh, and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you didn't because you felt well, not because you felt bad,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: but you just were like, oh, I didn't know what
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: to do. How do I say?
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: No?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the same thing, So she asked, and she said, yes, yeah,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you don't ask for a first kiss like you don't go.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Can I please kiss you? I think that it'd be
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I think some guys would find it cute. It's good
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to have. Can I kiss you right now?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, yeah you can. All right, everybody,
• 26:38
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• 27:00
  Speaker 1: we did cheating not cheating, yes, one hundred percent we did.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: And then we did four dilemmas on there. That's what
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• 27:08
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• 27:11
  Speaker 1: but or at least, we let everyone know what a
• 27:14
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• 27:17
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• 27:25
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