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Amanda's husband is not an instagram husband · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Yesterday, Amanda and I were sitting in the office, you know, just
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planning out this show, because obviously it takes hours and hours of preparation.
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You guys have no idea what goes into this. You just think we're just
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turning the mics on and talking. Come on now, don't be silly.
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But Amanda started to complain about your husband, Nick, which you know you
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don't do often. He seems to be a perfect man. He is.
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Yeah, no, he's a great guy. But you have a big issue
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with this. Well, it just bothers me because as a mom, sometimes
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you just want pictures with your kids. You know, if you look in
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my phone, there's a million pictures of my husband with the kids, right
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because you're you're the one who has it in her brain to be like,
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oh, this should be photographed. Yeah. Absolutely, So last weekend it
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really hit me. I especially when we're out fishing with the kids. This
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is like one of our favorite things to do. The kids are loving it,
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and I always make sure that when the kids have a fish on or
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Nick is right there fishing with them. First thing I do, of course,
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is before I grab the net, I grabbed my phone and make sure
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that it's videotaped. Oh my god, really in the moment, I haven't
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fished along, but growing up we fished the time. My dad was so
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serious about it. I can't imagine his reaction. If I'd be like before
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getting the net, was driving my phone got he'd kill me. Anyway,
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I was super excited last weekend because I caught a walleye and it was it
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was a big deal. I'm not like, there's just not walleye like those
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are just hard to come by. After thirty seven years, I finally caught
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a walleye on this lake. It was a huge deal. I understand he
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didn't get the video of me reeling it, and that's totally fine. So
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I simply ask one thing, Okay, can you take a picture with me
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and the kids? Because this is my fish. I'm not gonna take a
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picture of you with my fish right now. That wouldn't make sense, no,
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right, So of course he just snaps a picture. I'm like,
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okay, can you make the fish look big? Because also when he catches
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a fish, this is the biggest fish you're ever gonna see. You know
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that you have to go up, you put your hands out. Well,
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we all know the hold the fish out technique absolute. But also anybody's seeing
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the photo knows the trick too. But you're gonna at least try and like
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even to stay to the kids, smile or you know, I can't be
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talking to the kids and be the one in the picture. This sounds so
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ridiculous, but he did me dirty. He took one picture and that was
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it, and then he got annoyed. He's like, oh, you want
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me to take another one? You want to get the fish out of the
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basket because that's not a good picture. I'm like, no, it's fine.
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I don't care. Well, your problem is it runs deeper than just
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the fish photo. It sounds like he's just not good in general a taking
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your photo just in general, yes, just being caught in those moments.
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And I feel like him. A lot of moms probably feel that way.
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Every picture I have with my kids is because there happened to be somebody who
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snapped a photo that was around that weekend. See what you have here is
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a bad Instagram husband. I don't know that life. Because my wife Lauren
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hit the absolute jackpot with her Instagram husband because when she wants a photo taken
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a name, Oh yeah, he is not a good Instagram husband because I
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know every angle that she wants. I know the writing. I know,
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Hey, the sun's over here, why don't we face this way? I'll
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take a thousand of them. I get portrait mode going. I know the
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rule of thirds even, I mean, I got a d college photography at
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Moreheadseate University, Minnesotata University. More Okay, So I know my stuff.
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Okay, So you got to get right now, blown away right now on
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Instagram. She would tell you if we called her, she would tell you
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that she, you know, in a lot of ways she's missing out on
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dating of being married to a real man, but when it comes to being
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you know, photographed, they're killing it. She's absolutely killing it. Okay.
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Yeah, Well, can you, uh you offer classes to husbands.
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That's not a bad idea. I've been I've been trying to think about what
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do I know a lot about? Like what's my and I've just been drawn
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blanks. Yeah, I mean, but this is it. Probably husband just
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teaching other husbands how to be a good Instagram husband. Yeah, and especially
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in the mornings and stuff, I always think about, I'm gonna have to
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take the first day of school off for my kids because I have to get
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that photo on the first day of school, because I know my husband's not
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gonna be able to do He's gonna take the clothes. And maybe that's maybe
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that's the joy of it. Those are just real, candid photos. Maybe
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I need to chill out. Maybe I'm the crazy one. Does he even
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know that you're supposed to take from a high angle? Going down it looks
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thinner? No, he just he's just he's wild. He just opens his
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phone and just goes picture and that's it. Boom. Yeah, yeah,
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it doesn't matter. You probably like my wife though, where you could take
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a thousand of them and she'll be unhappy and and I'll be like, Okay,
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I think that's just how you. You're beautiful to me. But I
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know you're unhappy. But I don't think it's the angle or the lighting.
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I think you just don't like how you look. That is just what you
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look like right now. There's no like, yeah, there's no angle.
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Before I used to feel that way. I've after a couple of kids.
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I'm not that girl anymore. Like, I don't care. I don't need
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to filter or do any of that stuff. I'm not asking for anything tells
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the photos. You and I used to take me in photos on my memories
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and it was just like what is it? What? What? What are
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we underwater? I mean it just looks so filter. I'm like, I
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have not done that for years. You're just raw. I am. I'm
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just raw and a real authentic woman who just wants one cute picture with my
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kids. That's it in the morning, Big nutty eight point seven. Well,
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if if you're dating, there's a new term he should be aware of.
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Men everywhere are attracting women not because of their physical appearance appearance, but
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because they've got the riz. Have you ever heard of the riz? No?
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What is the riz? The riz means a man that is not your
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typically attractive person, but once they start talking, you find yourself getting flustered.
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Oh okay, turned on. So the riz being short for charisma.
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Thanks for breaking that one down. Yet, some of the men, some
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of the famous men with the most amount of riz are like Adrian Brody,
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Adam Driver, Russell Brand, Pete Davidson definitely got the riz. Yeah,
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he's that's what it's gotta be. Right, come on, he's not the
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ugliest, but he ever saw no, no, no, no, no,
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okay, who's he who has the riz for you? This is really
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bizarre and it's just kind of a voice thing. Keith Morrison on Dated Life.
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I had no idea you had a thing for Keith. When he talks
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about stories of death and mystery, it just gets me. He I mean,
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that's that's a voice. Yeah. I mean he's a sharp book.
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No, he's not as sharp book and Disney probably really was. I mean
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he's he's aged a bit, but he's still as one does when they age.
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You know. He kind of reminds me of the female version of that.
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For me, and you guys have known for years, if you know,
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me had a big thing for Whoopie Goldberg and now you might be thinking
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there's no way or attracted to her now obviously in the traditional sense of beauty.
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Maybe not maybe not my thing. She's got a little she's gotten more
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polarizing over the years. But you've been a fan for Yeah, yeah,
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I know. Listen, people get mad at me when I say this.
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I'm not a fan, Like, I don't even care. I don't pay
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attention to what she says. That's gonna get get people riled up. I
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just you know, I loved rat Race and I like her personally, so
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I thought it was ghosts that really stole your ghost was what it was?
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Sister Wives or what's Sister Access to Act? Yeah? Oh oh god was
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that was one of my favorite movies anyway. So anyway, that for me
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is you like the female version of the Riz or you know who else?
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Zoey Deasianell always she's I mean, she's attractive. Obviously she's not like an
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ugly person, but it's just you know something about that Riz, that charisma.
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Benedict cumber Batch, He's on the list of the most amount of Riz.
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I feel like I don't know a lot of these celebrities. That sounds
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like a made up name. I'll be honest. Cumber Batch, you slap
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six Stevens. You know he got the Riz. Morning seven, it is
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time to play our favorite little game. It's a hypothetical situation game brew unlike
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anything you've ever heard, and it's called what do you What do you do?
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Amanda play along in your car by the way, or text us or
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Facebook comment whatever, what what would you do? In these situations? A
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man has been giggling all morning at one of hers. I'll save the lost.
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Okay, please do all right, hit me with the first one in
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my opinion. Okay, you get done with a rousing rounds of golf.
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You and your buddies are starving, absolutely starving. You bring your card up
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to the clubhouse. You leave your clubs in the cart because you're starving.
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No, they're open, yep. You head in to indulge on a real
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nice meal. Come back out. Oh look, no clubs. But there
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is a set of clubs in a similar bag to yours, a real nice
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set of Calloways. Yours were vast irons vass. Yeah, what is that?
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I googled the worst golf clubs possible, and that's that's when up.
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All right, just dust the old allegedly the worst golf clubs you can buy.
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But there's a real nice set of Calloways. Nobody is around, Pike.
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Your bag is gone. Those vass golf clubs are gone. So Pike,
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Okay, he's not a set of vases. I know, I know,
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I mean, but it's a popular brand. What you're gonna do?
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Well, Amanda, I paid hundreds of dollars to get custom fit to my
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specific set of irons, So no, I'm not just stealing some yahoo's clubs.
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Really, I'm not above stealing somebody's you know, clubs if they traded
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their vasses in for my tailor made piece seven nineties. No, I'm gonna
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find the guy who did it, and I'm gonna make his life miserable.
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If you're listening, that's a threat. Alright, alright, Amanda, what
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do you do? You're wandering around downtown Fargo. A man, a man
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wearing him, a man wearing a potato sect as a dress, approaches you
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in a dark alley. We'll we'll call it Robert Street. Okay, who
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Robert's alley? He says, he'll give you one hundred million dollars, but
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you gotta leave town for six months without saying a word to anyone. After
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six months, you can come back cash one hundred million dollars, but you
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can't say a word to your husband, your kids. Me. So,
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Amanda, six months, happy year, six months. Kids probably think you're
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just gone for good. What do you do? I mean, I'll make
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up for it. I'll be coming back with a nice, goody bag of
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treats for the rest of their life, new house, everything, A hundred
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million six months. You know you're risking. What if you come back and
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Nick's already moved on and they got they got a new step mom. I
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mean what if no, not, everyone greeves differently. Yeah, you're just
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gonna get up and leave. Six months up flies by one hundred million bucks.
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Not for the kids, it doesn't. Every night they go to bed
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wondering where mommy is. Yeah, okay, no, you already said,
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you already decided ahead time for your hilarious one that you wrote. You've been
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giggling about all morning. Who aren't aware you're a big car napper. You
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just loved to napping cars. Sometimes you just kind of pull over into really
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cool places. So imagine you're exhausted, you can't keep your eyes open.
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You're head on over to Lyndenwood to catch a nice car nap, beautiful area.
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Uh, you hop into the back seat of your Ultima and you you
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crash. You are out. I mean, we're drool all over the seat
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and that back seat is nasty, but anyway, you are just out,
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your cold, out cold. Didn't need all these details, but thank you.
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You wake up. Someone's in the front seat flailing a gun, just
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flailing a gun, and you are in them. You are currently in the
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middle the middle of a high speed face you just don't wake up in the
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back of this ultima, And I mean they're flying driving my car. He's
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not going one hundred. I'll tell you that he might be going eighty five.
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But the fella has no idea that you're in the back seat, not
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a clue. But he's got a gun and he's flailing it. Oh my
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god, you make a peep. You're trying to talk him down? Or
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do you keep hiding? Like what do you do? I start choking.
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I reached around the seats. Driving one hundred miles an hour, not anymore,
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He's not I don't know what geez. I know this is intense.
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Take a minute if you need to, because life threatens a situation, Okay,
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I think realistically, I think you have to start because there's no safe
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way to disarm him, you know, except for with your words. So
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I think I gotta start talking about I gotta start asking. I gotta you
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know, I've seen enough law in order spu I've seen Stabler talks some people
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down. You gotta be like, you don't want to do this. You
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know, you gotta hit him with that. You don't think you're gonna just
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scare the but Jesus out of him when you all of a sudden just go,
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hey, bro, it is he's living my worst nightmare where you get
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in your car and suddenly somebody's in your back seat. So right, suddenly
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I'm the Boogeyman last one. Amanda. You make a big mistake at work,
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but a coworker you barely ever talk to takes the fall for you.
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Yeah, you approach him to say thank you now, he says you're welcome.
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Now. He doesn't really want anything in return except say that he happens
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to be going through a vicious custody battle with his ex wife and he thinks,
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well, you know what, you can actually do something for me.
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He wants you to take the stand as a character witness so he can get
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every other weekend in six weeks in the summer with his two kids. So,
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Amanda, I mean you are indebted to this man. I mean,
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yeah, a big mistakes. What do you do? Oh boy ah?
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And I don't really know him that well, huh No, all you know
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about him is that you owe him something. It sounds like this is what
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he wants. I don't think he's gonna want me on that witness stand.
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You couldn't go up there and just make it something up about the guys,
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I don't think so you can talk about how he did the things. What
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he did is he lied and that makes him a really great guy. Oh
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so now he doesn't see his kids at all? Nice. I feel like
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I would be in a safe enough situation to go into that. I wouldn't
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be able to do that. Yeah, because I don't know the situation there.
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It could be a rave you said it was a vicious divorce, what
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you know, just as they all are. I'm gonna say he's a violent
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man. I'm just saying it's like they're good, there's heated. They both
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want custody. Yeah, Mama wants no part in that. I'm gonna have
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to go talk to nance and be like, I paid a big mistake and
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I that guy that took the phone. Yeah, he's a lying, he's
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a high and he shouldn't get his kids. And honesty is the best policy.
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Pikee Amanda in the morning, you're ready, ready? That's he is
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piping hots today. No, Amanda stills the sea. Let's see. I
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cannot wait for it. It's been a long time since. I've tuned into
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the Bachelor, and Jerry Turner is gonna get us all back on board because
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he is the Golden Bachelor. He's open up about all the ladies that he
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wants to be a part of this. So he's seventy one years old,
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he is a retired restaurant. My wife's name wasn't on the list, wasn't
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no o come and a grandfather. He revealed at seventy one, he wants
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between sixty and seventy years old, like that was his age, right,
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They got to be younger than him. I guess. I guess when you're
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that attractive at seventy one, you can make these sort of demands. Yeah,
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you get to call the shots. He's also looking for somebody who's active,
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wants to stay fit and in. You know, some of his favorite
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activities were golf and pickle ball. Shee's weird. Couldn't have guessed it didn't
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say anything about bingo. But I'm just envisioning all of these dates and everything
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that's going on. They're probably gonna still have the champagne. I mean,
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do you think this is these old ladies are just gonna go wild? Probably
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I'm just excited it's gonna be interesting because I'm getting so tired of the North
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where I'm been watching a couple apps here and there this season the Bachelorette.
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You know, I'm starting to feel old. Do you watch these girls that
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are getting on the show and I'm like, oh my gosh, train wreck
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after train. Yeah, but they do. She was with they're down to
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like the final three. I think it's spoiler, but the one guy was
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talking to her about like his he cheated in a previous relationship, and she
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was basically asking him like, hey, I gotta know, like, are
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you gonna do this again? And he was straight up saying like, listen,
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if I'm on vacation with the boys, it's gonna be hard. He
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goes, it's gonna be hard and not but I won't. He's like,
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if I love you and you love me, I won't, but it's gonna
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be hard. I'm like, my man, my brother in Christ. You
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do not have to get that information. We'll hate for more adult conversations.
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When the Golden Bachelor debut, Yeah, I mean I did appreciate his honesty.
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She's very candid. You appreciated his candorf, did you Oh goodness,
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Taylor Swift announced and people are just excited for her nineteen eighty nine Taylor's Version
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album. It's gonna drop on October twenty seven. But she said that she
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also has five tracks from her Vault. Yeah, the vault I'm talking about.
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My wife was all excited about the rerelease and I'm like, okay,
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there's like, how many has she done now? And it's like the same
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songs. It's the Vault songs. It's the ones that weren't good enough to
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be on it the first time that she's now releasing. Well, she says
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they are so insane and she cannot believe that they were ever left behind,
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but not for long. Insane. I bet I'll hear them. They better
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be some bangers. That's what I'm talking about. I can't wait. I
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know everybody was excited about we Fest and all the concerts of the summer,
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but mine has been pink. It is next weekend at the far Go dumb
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by the way, we got some last chance tickets next week for you to
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win. But you do yes? Yeah me personally? No, we do?
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Oh we do cool? All right, Well, that'd ben now be
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exciting. Heck, that's a reason to listen because I know it's not to
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hear us. Yeah, I hope that something like this happens, maybe not
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this aggressive, but she's been having just crazy things happen at all of her
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shows, whether it's her daughter that's coming up to do a performance and just
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anything. I don't know, I know, it's insane almost, it's insane
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as this new songs Taylor's got on the new album, Well, she had
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a concert goer at Fenway Park that was thirty one weeks pregnant, having just
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fun with her mom and her sisters. They went to the concert. Before
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it even started, She's like, ah, get some contractions. She ended
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up calling the doctor though you better get in because you're probably going to be
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having this baby. Oh wow. And she ended up having to walk to
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the hospital, which was a mile away. She had a healthy baby boy
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and named it Ason Hart and heart was after Harry Hart. That's Pink's real
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last name. Mary. That's kind of an I mean, I guess,
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what are your options if you're gonna name it out because you got it,
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you got to do some sort of tribute to Pink, But you're not gonna
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You're not gonna have their middle name be pink And what's her real name?
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That's kind of like nineties names. I don't know. Oh, it's for
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sure, nineties name. So interesting. You think that's cute, Yeah,
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i'd be cute. You think something crazy is going down to the Fargodom next
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week. I'm trying to think of what other kind of surprise that there would
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be. I'm just like said to Brandy Carli, like the whole show is
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going to be amazing. Somebody had to have a bachelor party the same weekend.
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This is a good excuse. In the morning on Big Nut eight point
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seven, all right, well this is terrifying. There is a store in
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a small town in Austria that has had to shut down, a little cute
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supermarket because they found a venomous Brazilian wandering spider. Okay, well I know
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it's venomous, so it's just killing people. Well it's dangerous, all right,
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So they've had to evacuate the store. It's gonna be closed until further
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notice because you know what happens when one of these venomous Brazilian wandering spiders bite
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a man, a man in particular, or just anybody specifically a man.
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You know what happened. They don't die, They experience a painful sometimes lasting
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as long as four hour. Supp it is one of the Viagra spider essentially,
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it's it's one of the one of the more painful side effects that well,
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I swear of got a man that they've had to evacuate this whole store
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because of fear that you know, imagine, imagine how can you go about
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doing business if you got dudes walking around. Yeah, it's gonna be really
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uncomfortable when guys too, I suppose. Well they say it's painful, so
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don't act like it's some sort of like pleasure cruise. Well that's what I
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was wondering, if it was just very exciting four hours for you. No,
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it's not. No better roses, that's for sure. Sounds like thorn.
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Yeah, the shop gonna be closed until they say at least next week.
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They got to get an exterminator over there. And you know how that
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the spider got in there. You know how the spider got into the store.
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They crawled in. Nope, they suspect he's snuck in in a crate
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of bananas. Get out of here. To God, do you swear you
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did not make this up? It just sounds like you were out last night
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having some beers with the boys talking about the boyoyowing spider. Yeah, you
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can fact check it. You think I'm to the point now we've done a
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deal with this morning show for three months. You think I'm making up stories
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at this point. Now, go to your Google on your phone and type
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in Well, I don't know how you would google this, but just be
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careful what links you click on Amanda in the Morning. Is there a job
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that, let's say you're into somebody really liking, really digging, but then
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you find out that they do this for a job. Would you be like,
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yeah, okay, people were talking online about the jobs that kind of
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gave them the ich when dating. So I'll run through the top six.
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Let me know if that would kind of weird you out, Like number six,
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if they're a salesperson, basically a job that the only the only goal
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is to make money. Yeah, I've been with a lot of salespeople.
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You have, haven't you? You got a TYPEE sales type? Well,
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my ex husband was a construction worker. Hey, I'm not saying that this
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is I agree with it. I mean, listen, Okay, sales people,
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Yeah, they're trying to make money, sure, but also what are
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you doing your job for? Right? And I also think it depends on,
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you know, how dirty of a salesperson they are if they were selling
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snake oil that kind of thing. Is that even a thing? I don't
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even know? What about the professional landlord? Would you date a guy if
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you say what do you do? He's like, oh, I just own
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properties, and well, yeah that's a great investment. Absolutely, yeah,
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smart man. All right? What about an MLM salesperson, so a more
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specific kind of sales person, but a multi level marketing sales person, somebody
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somebody wheeling a deal in Mary kay strive this. It's like gonna be terrible.
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But what if he was a beach body coach? A little annoying because
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you're always going to be howking products, They're always gonna be having parties at
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your house. And a lot of my family members do this. U.
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My mom when she was alive, she she would give you jewelry right off
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her arm if you wanted to buy jewels by park Lane. You know it
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just really it's something to do though, you know it's super cool, yeah,
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you know, super annoying if it's not to do something what about an
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embalmer or an hundertaker. That was number three. That's gonna be up there
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for me. It just takes a special person to be involved in that.
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It's one thing to do it, like if you had a gun to your
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head, but to do it voluntarily. It's just interesting to me. And
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people say it's like, I guess you'd probably become numb to it. Well,
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i'd say after maybe a couple of days if you're like, all right,
23:53
another dead body and there's just nothing to you, which really would be
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maybe a peaceful place to be. Or are you just you're not affected by
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it at all? Yeah, that's gonna be too hard. I'm all right,
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be up there. What about this job? Would you date somebody if
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they were a massage therapist? Oh? I never thought about that. Yeah,
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a lot of perks. But is it gonna be like anything? Oh,
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there's no perks. That's what I'm wanting. Were gonna come home and
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massage you? Not? Probably not, because they're going to be exhausted from
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it. That's the last thing they want to do. Not. Okay,
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So like for a guy, if your wife was a massage therapist, like,
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yeah, I mean thinking about them rubbing down dudes all day. I
24:30
mean, I don't know. I think that's also some heres like whatever it
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is their job. Sure, I don't think that's gonna bother me. You
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wouldn't if Nick spent eight hours a day, Okay, yeah, think about
24:44
that. Yeah, I would probably not not be a fan. You were
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being all cool about it. Yeah, no, I apologize, I take
24:48
it back. Thanks for really breaking that one down for me. I'm gonna
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pass. I have at this. Would you date somebody if they had a
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job that they were away a lot for like thinking of flight attendant, pilot
24:59
trucker couldn't do it, couldn't do it? No, what if they were
25:03
traveling massage theory? Like in a minute in the morning, Big nutty eight
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point seven. A Florida man has been accused of stealing from a store.
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Now the items he stole are rather curious. Yeah, what do you get
25:19
he stole lobster, brought worst and a large selection of ladders his household items.
25:27
Just walking out with big old ladders. I kind of didn't. I
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gonna skip past the whole brought worst. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's
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the most exciting part. Surveillance footage shows a man appearing to be the suspect
25:40
throwing packs of food over a gated fence, loading the food into a shopping
25:45
cart, and then leaving. They also suspect he may have gotten away with
25:49
pork fries, smokers and canopy tents. Jeez, what kind of a rig
25:56
was he driving? Then he could shove ladders, broads and can it be
26:00
basically dealing that guy? What was that old supermarket show where you just going
26:03
supermarket sweep? Yeah, he was one of my favorites. Oh yeah,
26:06
have you ever you ever caught Ben Cut stealing? You ever stole Amanda?
26:11
This is an open dis Gottia, you be honest, I know you past.
26:15
Yeah. No, I hung out with some shady characters at one point
26:18
in my life. Oh you're like me. You blame the people you were
26:21
hanging out with, Yeah, because they influenced me. And what did one
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that got caught Alexandria Mall, Viking Plaza, Bath and body Works chapstick chaps.
26:33
It was one of those big daddies. Do you remember they made those
26:34
really thick chapsticks, those chapstick Yeah weird, Yeah, I remember that.
26:41
So how did you how to go down? You're walking down the censor went
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over. Wi. No, they didn't have sensors on the chapstick start.
26:49
So I started walking casually. Yeah, and these two large men started walking.
26:56
Actually they were heavily secured. There, the kings towards me. I
27:02
started shaking in my boots and they brought us up and they were talking to
27:07
us and got busted. It was awful. I cried. My parents were
27:14
out of town, so I had to call my brother to come and get
27:15
me. They took my picture and they said they were hanging it out.
27:18
I'll get back. Yeah, so I'm not allowed there. So you go
27:22
to the Viking Plass. I want to know if that picture still hanging out
27:25
at Alexandria. Yeah, my dad and stepmom lived there. Over let us
27:30
say, hey, does this girl look familiar? Ah? Yeah. It
27:32
was a whole ordeal. Ended up having to go to Fergus Falls, and
27:34
I felt like I remember writing an alphology letter, but I also feel like
27:38
I had to write it over and over again. So I don't know if
27:41
a part of community service was like an hour of writing. I will not
27:45
steal. I will not steal the intro of The Simpsons. Yeah, well
27:48
I did it again. I would throw stones here. However, I too,
27:52
am living in the glass house after eighth grade year, trying to impress
27:57
my then girlfriend. Oh no, went to the local West steak Ors mall
28:03
which still stands today. Yea and a little store and they're called Abercrombie and
28:07
Fitch. And I thought, you know what she would like is some perfume.
28:10
No, you did not perfume, and this is not cheap. And
28:12
a friend of mine, I have a similar friend who was a bad influence,
28:15
he said, hey, just go into the dressing room, pull off
28:18
the little censor and walk right out. So I did. Well, there
28:22
must have been a backup censor because as I stepped out, well, the
28:27
alarms went off. I'm walking out of the mall, over to the fount
28:30
I'm trying to be line over to J. C. Benny's. I can
28:33
hide out, Oh god. And the manager at the time just ran out
28:36
after me, pulled me in the back and interrogated me. I fested everything.
28:38
I cried like you did. My parents were there at the mall,
28:42
and my friend's parents, so it was like this like intervention in the back
28:45
of the Abercrombie and Fitch. Anyway, no criminal charges were filed however,
28:49
I've not been allowed incense. Is this still there? No, Abercarbie,
28:52
I think got the boot well back. Yeah, I think it might still
28:56
be there. Hollister is still there, I know. Yeah, I think
28:57
Abercrombie's gone off for sure. I don't miss that smell. Man. Well,
29:02
I will tell you this. I just hope a lot of people are
29:03
listening right now, and just know that we all make mistakes, some really
29:08
deep thoughts you can change, don't do stupid things, and if you're being
29:12
influenced by really bad characters, just step away and find a new friend groups,
29:17
right, that's right. Motivational Friday thoughts by him? Yes, I
29:21
know, yes, steep thoughts you guys, A minute in the morning.
29:26
Seven Now here's what you need to now. Search and rescue teams continue to
29:32
search for people after the devastation in Mauie. At least fifty two people have
29:34
been confirmed dead, with bodies charred beyond recognition inside burnout cars. It is
29:40
just devastating. Dozens more have been injured. Hundreds remain unaccounted for as of
29:45
late yesterday, As communication lines where spotty, some parts of the island were
29:48
inaccessible. I don't know if you guys have been seeing some of these pictures,
29:51
but it is just awful. Six separate wildfires, I guess of race
29:56
through Maui, fueled by dry conditions and strong winds. The cost of gas
30:00
typically goes down over the summertime, but prices are going up. Just the
30:03
other day, it was like three forty six in the Fim area. Now
30:07
it's up to three seventy six. It's kind of about thirty cents. And
30:11
they're basically saying the high rates are due to a couple of different factors.
30:14
Internationally, Russia and Saudi Arabia cut rail production. I met every morning,
30:18
the president just set the price, just decided to wake up one day.
30:21
It's like I will bumper up today. I don't know. Domestically, high
30:25
temperatures are causing the refinery workers to reduce output, and more people on the
30:29
roads is increasing demand. We need vehicles that run on fumes. What's something
30:33
else? What's something else like water? Are people? Are people working on
30:37
this? Then we have a bunch of or on pontoon. I think waters,
30:44
the fuel on water. We've got a few of those things that are
30:48
on water pike. This show is for smart people listening right now feel just
30:55
know that you're one of the smarter people. Yes, you definitely are.
30:57
I cues are going up listening as we speak, and I thought, you
31:03
did this? Did you sign up to change your name the subway for on
31:07
subway dot com right now about to order me a big sandwich? All this
31:11
talk has got you going, well, you can't anymore, But nearly ten
31:15
thousand people did register to legally change their name to subway to get free subs
31:19
for life. The winner is going to be announced later this month. I
31:22
still kind of feel like this is one of those you did it and then
31:25
they call you and they say you're the winner, and you're you go,
31:27
hmmm, do you know how hard it is to change your name? Like
31:30
even just your a get burried? What if you had to eat the same
31:34
thing for the rest of your like free food from where Subway I feel like
31:37
would be up there because it's like relatively like kind of clean eating fresh.
31:41
You can you know, you can dirt nasty with it if you want,
31:44
pile up a meatball sub but you can also do salads. I mean that's
31:47
like I think one of the better options. Name a place you'd rather eat
31:51
fast food wise fast food wise, I'm gonna have to go boo. What
31:56
hells like the most options? Well, I mean like, yeah, you
31:57
got have a diverse menu. Donald's, you know, say what you want,
32:00
but big Donald's will be good. Like there's a lot of options.
32:02
I feel like I'm gonna have to go a taco place. Like you're someone
32:05
that has tacos involved in it. That's the worst. Imagine you didn't Taco
32:08
bell every day the rest of your life. That's what I'm saying. I'm
32:12
directly that direction. I just need a taco on the menu. Arby's has
32:16
roast beef. You could cut that up and put it in a in a
32:20
shell. No, you can't even do that. See now that you bring
32:22
up Arby's, they have some really good like their chicken salad is good.
32:25
They've got a good euro. You're telling me, you don't need to tell
32:30
me because I know that you know. I'm a big jamoica shake so good?
32:36
All right? Wise today, chance of a thunderstorm. Otherwise eighty today
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for the high going to beautiful tomorrow. Get out and enjoy