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HOW DO YOU BLOW THAT?! Cowboys, Eagles & Commanders Under Fire! | Sports Idiotz EP. 11 · Sports Idiotz with Passa Brown and Chip Toof

• Chip Toof (00:30.222) Whee Let's go. Chip Toof (00:42.348) Yeah I Passa Brown (00:46.106) I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I say y'all say it, right? Chip Toof (00:48.206) That's the thought. Chip Toof (00:52.886) Yeah, for sure. Chip Toof (00:58.914) Get my likes up. Yo, y'all playing my face. Get my likes up. For real. Passa Brown (01:07.748) Yeah you did. Uh-huh. Chip Toof (01:09.08) The impass the impassitor? Passa Brown (01:11.279) Impacita. Chip Toof (01:12.706) Mm. Passa Brown (01:14.236) It called me the impassitor. You know, not like the terminator, that's a little different. But the impassitor. Chip Toof (01:17.932) I mean, you know what I'm saying? I gotta wait with words faster. Chip Toof (01:24.738) I got I got a way with word, Pastor Brown. I I'm just trying to hook you up, son. Tryna hook you up, son. Passa Brown (01:26.724) You know, I think I I think she beat you with that clawed have mercy, but the imp the impassator. Ladies and gentlemen, saints and sinners, and everybody trying to figure out what happened last weekend. Now, congregation. Today's sermon comes from the book of Sulda Coulda Woulda. Shoulda coulda woulda chapter. Four verse three. And the scripture reads, It ain't how you start the game. It's how you finish. Can I get an amen? Because this weekend, ladies and gentlemen, we with this football team that couldn't snatch the beach out of the drawers of victory. We're gonna talk about the commanders. We're gonna talk about them Eagles. Claude, have mercy. I got to steal it. We're gonna talk about them cows. Boys, and we're gonna travel down to the great state of Texas and talk about them long horns. they was long over there. Oklahoma has other other plans. They had other plans. You know, we gotta pray for Steve Starskytskin. That's what they say the boy's name is. You have to put him on his prayer list. You gotta put him on our prayer list because it's championship time. It was the Valkyries in the dream and we gonna talk about the championship. We're gonna talk about everything because because because Angel Reach collecting rebounds like you stole money out the plate on first Sunday. We ain't talking about blunders and we ain't talking about frauds. We talking about sports idiots Lord have mercy. Chip Toof (03:17.185) Eminem, that intro was kinda long, wasn't it? Chip Toof (03:24.077) Exactly. Yeah, yeah. He O Din. He's O Din. Every single show. And in this one he won't do it forever. Passa Brown (03:27.405) It's up my murder. Passa Brown (03:53.18) You ain't lying. You ain't lying. Who? Who? Chip Toof (04:02.293) Sound like an owl, bro. Passa Brown (04:06.511) Yes we do. Dang dang skippy. that's Lord. Chip Toof (04:14.455) So let me go ahead and paint the picture for those that maybe have been living under a rock. The Dallas Cowboys. If you didn't see it, zero touchdowns and only 16 points against a winless Tampa Bay Buccaneer defense. And they finished the game with 50 total rushing yards against the Tampa Bay Bucks. All right. And I told y'all. Passa Brown (04:20.794) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (04:31.716) Hmm. Chip Toof (04:44.247) I told y'all that that Dak what I told ya Dak Prescott was. I said he was a black, a black Tony Romo. Passa Brown (04:51.375) You said he was you said y yeah he was the chocolate Tony Homo. I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said it wrong. Chip Toof (04:56.843) Yeah, yeah, chocolate. You you you heem w I had has taken his meds today? Cause this is just ridiculous. All right, so number two, Washington Commanders. They ran a quarterback scramble inbound with 12 seconds left and no timeouts. And instead of throwing the ball away, it allowed the clock to expire and the game ended in a 27 to 27 tie with the Giants. Passa Brown (05:08.495) What do you say? Chip Toof (05:31.061) And lastly, Philadelphia Eagles. Passa Brown (05:34.435) Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (05:38.296) These fools are winning the game. And they elect to do a short kickoff with eight seconds left, which allowed a 53-yard return by Amir Abdullah that set up the game-winning 57-yard fit. Look at this. Look at this. Look at him. Somebody, somebody come over here and look at this. Somebody come over here and look at this fool. Preposterous. Passa Brown (06:02.341) Mm. Chip Toof (06:07.927) So, Pastor, here's the three questions, and I'll lay them out and then I'll start with the first one. I'll throw it to you. You can take the second one. Number one, with these three kerfuffles, who's the blame? All right? I'm just gonna give you all three. It's the coaches. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The game plan for the Cowboys, charanh! The Philadelphia Eagles doing a short Siriani. You're overthinking it. Passa Brown (06:42.937) What that was. Chip Toof (06:44.287) It it's it's it's it's hot garbage. And then the commanders, you have no timeouts, you need to throw the ball away. Why are you running a QB scramble in it? To to me it it it's to to me inbounds. It it's the coaches. It do you have anything different there, Pasta? Passa Brown (06:56.536) In bounds. Passa Brown (07:03.791) I want to attack this from a couple of different angles. First of all, I don't know if you heard this update on the Eagles. Chip Toof (07:06.143) Okay. Okay. Chip Toof (07:12.605) the about about about ninety ninety fine a QB ninety fine? The blood clot? Yes. Yeah, yeah. On the QB? Passa Brown (07:19.367) No. The blood clot. So now, see on the QB. Now, he was the only one hole in the water for this team. They defense played decent, but aside from having no Saquon, Lane Johnson retiring, and then the center, they trade, they traded him, didn't they? I think they traded him. Or he left. Something happened. He ain't there. So the offensive line is in shambles. Now you get this horrible news that your quarterback may not be there and you don't know when he's coming back. Chip Toof (07:59.67) Yeah. It's a wrap. Passa Brown (08:01.709) Then the game with Jacksonville you talk about bad decisions. You talk about I know one thing. You know one thing can't happen? Talent cannot hide bad decisions. I felt that in my Scooby-Doo and my Scrappy Doo. It cannot hide bad decisions, which means this is a deeper problem. It's a deeper problem. Chip Toof (08:19.373) Whoa. Ooh. That's good, Pastor. That's a good pastor. Passa Brown (08:30.799) The Eagles got a whole staff, coaching staff issue. Apparently, this is what I believe. You know, you go to school, your arts, your crafts, your arithmetics, your history lessons, all that. But know what class they didn't take? You know what class they did not take? Clark management! Chip Toof (08:30.837) Mm. Chip Toof (08:43.977) Rhythmatic? Mm-hmm. What's that? Passa Brown (08:56.943) They ain't take no clock management. Chip Toof (08:57.217) So, so Pasta, who, in your opinion, is in the most trouble? Passa Brown (09:03.867) If I had to go by the team, I'm going to say it's going to be Siriane for the Eagles. Now, when it comes to the commanders, I'm going to say it's going to be the coach and the quarterback. Because I don't care what year you've been playing football. This right here is year three for Jaden Danny. Chip Toof (09:17.749) Mm. Chip Toof (09:31.349) It is? Passa Brown (09:31.437) I'm pretty sure he's he's run this practice over a thousand times in his life as a football player. He's seen it on television enough. He's been in it enough. But to know that you cannot Chip Toof (09:48.193) And he's a smart quarterback. He's a smart quarterback. Passa Brown (09:51.332) Right. Which means I'm gonna put it on Dan Quinn for not preparing. But but but the biggest the biggest failure is Where's your awareness? Chip Toof (10:06.229) Mm. Passa Brown (10:07.939) He slid, now think about it. He slid and looked around and then looked up. He slid like he got down. He said, yeah, we got some time. Then he realized it was five seconds. Then he realized it was five seconds. The wide receivers were in the end zone. Chip Toof (10:25.727) Do you think, do you think, cause this happens, Pastor, we're talking about situational awareness, right? We're talking about game time, situational awareness. Do you think that when that play was called, they told him to get out of bounds? Passa Brown (10:35.492) Yeah. Passa Brown (10:41.441) No, I don't think so. I think I think he ran and he probab I think I think he thought he had more time than he thought he had. Because they didn't ain't nobody had timeouts. The Giants ain't had no timeouts, the commanders had nobody had timeouts. Chip Toof (10:49.229) Mm. Chip Toof (10:58.677) much time do you think he had? I mean, we're we're already under under a minute. We have no timeouts. But but b but what I'm saying was he knew it was less than a minute. You know what I'm saying? Passa Brown (11:03.949) It was twenty seven seconds when he when they Passa Brown (11:10.915) He knew it was less than thirty seconds. This is why I say I can't Chip Toof (11:14.007) So if he knew it was less than 30 seconds, then because usually what happens is you're taught players on the field are taught to almost echo, right? Almost echo. Out of bounds, out of bounds, get out of bounds. Make sure you get out of bounds. The ball snap get out of bounds. You know what I'm saying? Or, you know, you you know, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds. or you know. And and I I find it hard to believe that a coach or some players. Passa Brown (11:27.32) Uh-huh. Chip Toof (11:44.758) weren't screaming this. If they weren't, then I know you want to put some blame on on Daniels, but that's why I gotta go back to the coach. Because your players should have been screaming. These are the situations that win and lose games in the NFL. These are the situations you practice, like you said, Pastor, a a hundred thousand times. How could you slide, pause, get up, and not understand the situation? Preposterous. Passa Brown (12:04.089) Yeah. Passa Brown (12:13.113) Yeah Yeah Yeah that Uh-huh Chip Toof (12:14.893) My last words for this. My last words for this. Who's in the most trouble? I'm gonna go with you with the Eagles. I I think their season is done. I think Saquon is done. depending on how serious this is, this team may need to hit the reset button. They won a Super Bowl. I think they maxed out with that win. I think they're in the most trouble. And but who who will survive? Any of these fools will survive, but if I had to give it to one, it's gonna be on the hated, ugly Dallas Cowboys. They're the only team, the other two teams ain't got no quarterback. Passa Brown (12:54.906) Yeah. Chip Toof (12:55.265) So that that that that says me. Passa Brown (12:57.667) Yeah. Getting to the Cowboys. Now, this kerfuffle was beyond a Kungfuffle. Was beyond a Kfuffle. You know you got eight seconds. Eight seconds. Now they kick the ball, they i and the Ravens get the ball eight seconds. Chip Toof (13:08.077) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (13:22.479) He throws the ball forty yards, stops the clock at one second. You're winning. You are winning. Chip Toof (13:34.881) Yes, sir. Passa Brown (13:39.419) The words cannot come out of my mouth on this entire missed opportunity. Aside from that. The defense, I told you, I'm I'm gonna stop calling them Dallas. I'm gonna call them Alice. They are, they are, they are last in Did you do you know that the Cowboys are last in defense? They are last in defense. They in in in in third in third down turn 26. In in in in in in in in in they have no interceptions. Chip Toof (13:57.44) No D? Chip Toof (14:04.853) I didn't know that. It's crazy passing. It's crazy passing. Passa Brown (14:22.82) They're the only team in the NFL with no interceptions. Chip Toof (14:24.397) There has no interceptions. Chip Toof (14:28.897) Trash. Passa Brown (14:30.724) Y'all go Joey Porter, right? Did he play? Chip Toof (14:35.437) I'm not sha he had to play. He had to play. Passa Brown (14:37.207) At this point. Chip Toof (14:42.859) He had to play. I think he's out the l the the let me see. No, he had to play. It it it don't look. Chip Toof (14:51.601) no, he didn't. He had a illness before the Tampa Bay game. Mmm. He was out. Mmm. Passa Brown (14:54.242) Okay, so now think about this. Think about this way. Think about this way. They got the boy, right? He tells the stealer, mmm, him back hurt. him back hurt. Hell him back hurt. I can't play. no. My eye my eyelash hurt. it hurt. My eyelash, my eyes, it hurt. I'm going to the car with. I'm playing, I'm playing on Sunday. Chip Toof (15:22.72) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (15:23.546) I'm playing on Sunday. He played on Sunday on the game on this game against the Ravens. Passa Brown (15:35.291) And now he out. And now he out. So when it comes to who's the blame, who's in most trouble, and who will survive, I'm gonna agree with you on who's to blame. But I'm gonna I'm gonna couple that, like I said, the commanders with the coach and and the quarterback. Who's in the most trouble? Definitely the Eagles. Definitely the Eagles. And I'm so glad this is happening in in my division. I'm glad I'm glad it's I'm glad it's happening. In my Did you feel it? Can you feel it? I'm glad it's happening in my future. Who will survive? I'm gonna let me ca can I cook? Can I cook? Good Lord have mercy. You know, I'm just trying to talk. Wait, wait. Chip Toof (16:04.875) We don't wanna hear that. Ca can we move on? Can we move on? Because I don't want I don't wanna hear this. I don't wanna hear about your fantasy. I don't wanna hear about your teams. I don't wanna hear about your giants. I don't wanna hear about none of this. Eminem. He's doing it again. Chip Toof (16:32.033) Thank you, Passa Brown (16:36.225) Hmm. Passa Brown (16:43.427) Yeah. Chip Toof (16:45.301) He's back. Passa Brown (16:47.322) The Jets version. The Jets version, Eminem, the Jets version. Passa Brown (16:56.364) Mm-hmm. Talk to him. He got it. Yes, Lord. Chip Toof (17:09.607) Eminem Sastron steal my thunder. Welcome to Chips Receipts, where I tell you the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. So help me, Claude. the Passa Brown (17:17.612) Yeah, that's how you say it. He said it again, Mabel. Like how you say it. Chip Toof (17:27.669) Eminem. Okay, so this week I would like to give this receipt, this this cashier's receipt to a Mike Evans. Okay? A Mike Evans. So Passa Brown (17:43.34) Receipts for Mike Evans. Chip Toof (17:48.226) Passer, Sayla, Sayla. So during San Francisco's 32-29 victory over Seattle, Seahawks cornerback Trayvon Diggs started aggressively talking smack to wide receiver Mike Evans. Mike Evans, future Hall of Famer Mike Evans. Mr. I've had a thousand yards in every season I've played. I think except for last year because he was hurt. Passa Brown (17:49.274) All right, it I'll be reading my Bible. Chip Toof (18:17.577) Mike Evans. So here's the here's the receipt. And it's such, it's such a it passed it. It was a it was a gorgeous receipt. It was a beautiful receipt. So instead of shouting back or shoving while Trayvon is just chirping at him, Evans grabs Diggs and turns them around and stares at his name on a jersey and said, Hold on, let me check who you are first. Passa Brown (18:23.692) And boy wasn't a receipt. Passa Brown (18:45.39) What your name is? Chip Toof (18:46.785) Basically, the man on the other side talking junk to him, Mike Evans, didn't even know who the man was. Now, I saw his segment where he said, yeah, you know, sometimes you know when you're playing and you're not paying attention to who the boom malarkey. Boom malarkey. You know who Trayvon Diggs is. Yeah, son of a biscuit eater. You, you, you was lying. Passa Brown (19:08.174) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mother, father, son of a biscuit eater. Yeah, he was lying. He was lying. He was lying. He was lying. Chip Toof (19:17.395) Line lying through the gap in his tooth. His chip tooth. And you knew who he was. You knew that voice. I don't care if you got a helmet on. Yeah, you know both of them. Passa Brown (19:19.96) Yes he did. Yes he did. He sure did. Mm-hmm. And he knows his brother too. Chip Toof (19:32.567) So, nevertheless, this was a beautiful receipt. You don't have you ain't gonna lie, you ain't gonna lie, Craig, you ain't gonna lie. And so this receipt goes to Mike Evans, and that's the tooth, the whole tooth. Passa Brown (19:41.977) You gala. Chip Toof (19:50.699) And nothing but the hairy tooth. So help me, Cloud. Passa Brown (19:52.411) So help me, Claude. you talk about I was, man, I was laughing so hard. When he walked by him, he said, he looked at the jersey like what your name, yeah. Chip Toof (20:06.785) What your name is, boy? Passa Brown (20:07.758) What's your name here, Martin? I know you're from. Where I know you from. Where I know you're from. Because he was catching them. Man, let me tell you something. Tampa Bay, they ought to be sick of themselves right now to hand him over to the 49ers. With the offensive weapons they have. On top of that, Mike Evans was the reason they won the game. Chip Toof (20:12.109) You from right you you from Ryan boy? You from you from right Chip Toof (20:20.801) Disgusted. Chip Toof (20:26.241) Disgusting. Chip Toof (20:36.449) The forty niners have an embarrassment of riches. An embarrassment. How you have how you have Mike Evans and Christian McCaffrey on the same team? How is that even possible? Passa Brown (20:48.206) Yeah, kiddle. Chip Toof (20:50.271) And Kittle. It it's it's an it's an and Debug. No, not Debu. Yeah. It's an embarrassment of riches. Passa Brown (20:56.728) Yeah. Yeah. You know I That was a good one, boy. I like that one. I like that one. I like it. I like it. Chip Toof (20:59.339) Yeah. There you go. There it is. Chip Toof (21:06.035) I'm I'm I'm glad you enjoyed it, Pastor. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Passa Brown (21:27.605) Mm-hmm. You really wanna know? You've been down to know? Well, let me tell you something. It's a situation brewing down there in Texas. brewing down there in Texas. All them Longhorns came into Red River rivalry rank number one in the nation. Chip Toof (21:32.213) Yes. We've been dying to know, Passer. Yes, sir. Chip Toof (21:44.736) In Texas? Chip Toof (21:50.953) I pass I told you. Passa Brown (21:51.413) they had the rankings. they had the reputation. they had the man in bloodline. But apparently somebody forgot to tell Oklahoma they were supposed to lose. Somebody told Archie Manor. yeah, he had three touchdowns. praise be, praise be to the God of. But it came down to their crunchy crunch. He threw two interceptions. One went straight to the house. I swear for o'clock. You know, you know, you know, brothers and sisters. That wasn't eternal. Chip Toof (21:54.367) Yeah. Come on come on over. Passa Brown (22:21.966) You know what it was called that chip? We in here you have an idea. It's called a cher a charitable donation. It's called A charitable. Chip Toof (22:23.957) What's that? What's that, Pastor Brown? What's that P B? Passa Brown (22:36.708) Donation I know Sakizin. Chip Toof (22:39.649) You know, Pastor, I'm I'm glad I'm just glad. I'm finally, you know, you've you've really beginning on my nerves all day. But in this moment right now, I I could I couldn't be happier with you. I I I I'm elated with you. You finally come to my side. Cause I've been telling y'all, Archie Manning is a fraud. I've been telling y'all. And here it is before your eyes. So Passa Brown (22:48.634) Uh-huh. Chip Toof (23:06.455) Come on over, Pastor. I got some popcorn for you. I got a seat for you. I got you a cold drink. Come on over to this side. You are more than welcome. It's good to have you. Passa Brown (23:11.047) thank you so much, sir. So let me ask you this question. Since we're talking about the the Manning, the the one to be calling him that. If his name was not a Manning, Passa Brown (23:26.488) W we would he would d would this much attention be paid to him? Chip Toof (23:30.375) No. No. No. They're trying to catch the lightning in the bottle that they had with Peyton and with Eli. Now, I thought Passa Brown (23:44.246) And he named after his granddaddy. His granddaddy name was Archie. Chip Toof (23:48.396) Yes. Yes. I thought I always thought that he was had talent but was just hyped. to me he's an he's a l an above average quarterback, a little bit and not that much above average quarterback to me. Passa Brown (24:08.055) Mobile. I mean, out of the three men quarterback that we know, his uncles, you know, neither one of them are mobile. He has that. I give him that. Chip Toof (24:12.939) Yes. Chip Toof (24:17.803) But he's he's If he goes to the league, he's gonna have a hard time starting. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Passa Brown (24:27.884) I think he should do this one more year. He he he he gotta do what because you know what? Because it it he is not starting nowhere. His his his best his best defense is is gonna be his best reasoning and understanding is to play. It's to play. He needs more repetitions. Yes? Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (24:30.103) I He better? Chip Toof (24:36.651) He better do one more year. Chip Toof (24:45.239) Mm-hmm. Yes. He he needs more time. He needs more reps. He's he's definitely gotten better over the years. I will say that. He's improved, but but because he's getting more, he needs more and more reps. And I would say it's unfair, and life is unfair. His name is Manning. It's gonna be unfair. But it is unfair for us to put these lofty expectations on him simply because of his last name. I just hate the pundits. Passa Brown (25:10.592) I agree. Yes. Chip Toof (25:15.199) and the experts glazing him because he's a manning without having any proof on the field to back up their claims. It's ridiculous. Passa Brown (25:28.164) You remember last year during this time, they had them winning they had them winning the national championship. Archie Manning is gonna be the player of the year. He's gonna win the Heisman and the Longhorns and the Chip Toof (25:39.937) Glaters. Glathin. Passa Brown (25:41.88) What happened last year? Can somebody help me? What happened w what what happened was? Chip Toof (25:47.905) They didn't have it, I can tell you that. Passa Brown (25:49.293) That's what I said. They I like how you said that, boy. You said they didn't happen. And I'm gonna say, yes it is. yes it is. It did not happen. Chip Toof (26:06.643) Pastor, you showing the world your voice. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Passa Brown (26:10.019) Yes, Lord. Chip Toof (26:23.499) He got lucky. He got lucky. Passa Brown (26:26.874) Not in this week. Chip Toof (26:29.341) Yeah. Passa Brown (26:41.953) yeah. Chip Toof (26:48.301) I'm so excited for the WMB Finals. So excited. I told y'all the dream was gonna be there, and they made it there. They beat my Liberty, of course. I can't believe. Well, I can believe because the Valkyrie was that good. I just didn't want to believe it. And they beat my Aces and my AJ Wilson. But they are well, well deserved. They they they cleaned up the A's, actually. This is gonna be an amazing. Passa Brown (27:15.608) Yeah, cleanup on aisle three. On aisle three was a cleanup. Cleanup on aisle three. Chip Toof (27:17.665) This is gonna they they they mopped them up, Passa. Here's why this is gonna be an amazing first of all, fresh blood. Fresh blood in the championship is gonna be wonderful, right? Angel's, Angel, you know, Angel and Caitlin are tied together like like bird in magic. And Angel, Angel got there first. All right. Caitlin's gonna get there, and I can see Caitlin getting there, you know. Passa Brown (27:25.038) Get them out. Passa Brown (27:29.784) Yes. Second year. Second year. Passa Brown (27:41.338) Yeah. Chip Toof (27:46.63) Maybe it was in the next two years? Passa Brown (27:47.957) Any way you want it, but it keeper. Chip Toof (27:51.028) And I don't want to get into that, Pastor. Don't get me started. Don't get me started on any way you want it. But nevertheless, the Valkyrie has a historic defensive rating. All right. NWNBA history, led by first team all defense Gabby Williams and Kia Stokes. They held opponents in the postseason 78.9 games. And they shut. Down Asia in the semifinals. Okay. So a great defensive team, but this team can ball. Don't just think that they're beating people up. This team can shoot, they score at the basket, all right? Mid-range, which is also the the story for the dream. All right. The dream are actually averaging a postseason best 92.6. Passa Brown (28:30.554) Yeah. Mid range. Chip Toof (28:49.847) Points a game. But you know who they got? You know who they got. They got D. Hey, yo, I'm just gonna hey hey, you know, you know, I was on the court. I saw Angel Reese coming down. I said, I said, I'm just gonna tuck mine's in. You know what I'm saying? I'm just gonna tuck, I'm just gonna, you know, I mean, I'm just gonna tuck mine in. You know what I mean? And the angel came, she said, Hey, exactly, she said, she said, what you got on my championship, homie? I was like, nah, you know what I'm saying? I'm just, I'm just chilling. Passa Brown (29:02.266) You on tuck. You got it on top? You got it on tuck? She may ask you what size your sneakers. What size your what what size your sneakers? What si what si what size you got? What size? Chip Toof (29:18.795) And then she snatched my chain. You know why? Because she's Debo. She's a walking double double. The heart of the defense. So we got two great defensive teams. We have a one in the dream scoring the highest points per game in the postseason. Jordan Canada going bananas, 19 points a game. And of course, you got Angel Reese. One last thing, and I'm gonna give it to Passer. Passa Brown (29:22.394) Yeah. Yeah. Passa Brown (29:31.278) Yeah. Chip Toof (29:44.598) Alicia Gray. Passa Brown (29:46.969) Mm. Chip Toof (29:47.896) The Alicia Gray injury to the dream for the championship, I believe, is going to be major. But I want to give you a little future prediction. The dream have almost too much talent. Alicia Gray has been hurt, got hurt in the playoff, and they didn't need her. And when you watch the game, they don't. This is not a knock to Alicia Gray. Alicia Gray is great. But Passa Brown (29:58.042) Okay. Passa Brown (30:07.33) Yeah. Chip Toof (30:15.937) They have so much talent on that court. She was out and it didn't matter. I think it will matter because of the championship. And the championship, you want all your pieces there. But I I but but what I'm but this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. You have Jordan Canada and Alisa Alicia Gray, an amazing backcourt, Ron Howard, Angel Reese. I mean, it's it. Passa Brown (30:16.077) Showed Passa Brown (30:26.179) Jordan, Canada. Jordan, Canada. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (30:38.818) Uh-huh. Chip Toof (30:44.433) It it's almost like a duplication. And it's not like it's not like a Caitlin and Mitchell, aka have it any way you want it. To me, their games match. Alicia Gray and Jordan Canada are almost the same game. Alicia has a better three than Jordan, but they both drive to that basket. They both are scorer, they both put that ball on the floor. It's almost it's almost a duplication at the one-two spot. And so. what what says you? Passa Brown (31:16.183) First of all, it's good to be right. It's just good to be right. I picked the Valkyries. I did I not pick the Valkyries? Did I not pick the Valkyries? Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's good to be right. Exactly. I'm I'm we don't try to I'm I'm trying to give us a compliment. Chip Toof (31:22.719) Half right, bros. Half right. And I picked the dream. I'm right too. I'm right too, bro. Chip Toof (31:38.079) I I I th I thought you're trying to roast me. Okay, okay. I'll fall back. I'ma fall back. I'ma fall back. Passa Brown (31:40.087) No, I'm I'm trying to give us a compliment. Yeah, trying to give us a compliment. Now look at here. This is my only thing I have to say nugget. The Valkyries beat the dream two two or three times in the regular season. Chip Toof (31:59.672) They they did. Passa Brown (32:03.065) Do you think? That will affect the dream. Or are they are they looking or are they looking at this as we both starting at zero? Chip Toof (32:08.425) No. No. Chip Toof (32:15.361) Debo is unbothered. And Debo for the dream, don't please don't get it twisted. D well. The veteran presence is Duana Bonner. And I think Dwana Bonner is a major factor. Alicia Gray is a factor because they're not gonna necessarily miss her scoring. They can use it, but they have enough firepower. Duana Bonner and that veteran leadership. You know what I'm saying? Duana Bonner reminds me of Kevin Durant. Right? Like like a stretch four. She got a nice little MIDI. Passa Brown (32:36.385) Right. Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (32:46.433) Hm. Okay. Right. Chip Toof (32:54.017) But no, because I think the dream really don't care. And I think they're taking on the attitude of their young star. I think they really don't care. And I think they believe it's their time. Just watching the game, I think they really believe it's their time. So the Valkyries should be banking on that. They should be banking on the regular season. But this is new for the Valkyries as well. Don't get it twisted. Regular season, post season, two different, two different seasons, two different games. Passa Brown (33:18.616) Yeah. Passa Brown (33:22.603) Yeah. Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (33:24.097) So don't lean, don't lean on those regular season wins, Valkyrez, because this is a different, the dream is a different team in the playoffs. Passa Brown (33:32.081) And it I think it's it's really gonna come down to rebounding and defense. It's gonna come down to those two things. 'Cause if we really, really look at the Valkyries. Chip Toof (33:43.541) It will. That's it. That's it, Pastor. Passa Brown (33:47.565) They have an all-star defensive cast. All-star. You can think about what Kyle Thornton did. Chip Toof (33:57.164) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (33:59.608) Tendu. Chip Toof (34:03.649) Put the clamp on them. Clink clink. Passa Brown (34:07.637) It wasn't I I think w anybody I look at the stats, anybody that she guarded, they were seventeen for fifty one. Chip Toof (34:15.413) Mm. Passa Brown (34:17.449) 17 for 51. Now you got to think about this. This is the Aces two time champion. three time, three time champion. Chip Toof (34:18.749) Who Chip Toof (34:24.407) Three time, Chef. Don't don't disrespect don't don't don't you disrespect the aces. And am I Asia Wilson? Passa Brown (34:27.277) I'm just making sure I got the make sure I got my numbers right. Make sure I got my numbers right. Three-time champion, five time MVP. How does that happen? Defense and rebounded. Defense and rebounded. And on top of that, I can't, I can't say enough about Gabby Williams. I can't say enough about her. Because they they always have touted her as primarily a defensive player. Chip Toof (34:31.521) Five time MVP? Chip Toof (34:37.634) Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (34:54.241) Yeah. Passa Brown (34:55.747) But now she got a bag and she's at a defensive player. Chip Toof (34:59.839) Yeah, she she she went out and got a little Birkin. She went out and got a Birkin. You know what I'm saying? She she she she got a three-pointer in her Birkin. She got a slash to the hoop in her Birkin. She she has an all-around game. She got a little midi in her Birkin. You know what I mean? Passa Brown (35:02.435) We done got her l Yeah. Passa Brown (35:09.538) Yes. Yes. I think it's going to come down to that end if Jordan Canada can push the ball like she did on the Liberty, to the Liberty. Because in that, in that final game three, that was the key to the entire game. She was pushing the pace, pushing the pace. Can the Valkyrie slow down? Because they have to use it. Chip Toof (35:22.741) Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (35:30.094) Mmm Yes. Pushing the pace, yes sir. Passa Brown (35:38.788) They have to use it. We're not sure if Alicia Gray is gonna return. If she does, I I think it's it's gonna be a six to seven game series. I hope it's that. And if it and if if it goes that we're definitely gonna see Alicia Gray. But I know one thing, if she got the game, I'll be swiping at her. Like a I'm telling you right now. Chip Toof (35:39.202) Yes. Chip Toof (35:47.351) For for sure. I I say it going seven, Pastor. I say it going seven. Chip Toof (35:59.714) PASSE! Chip Toof (36:04.797) Talk about healing the wizard. She got a hand issue and that. And then somebody in the Bible have a wizard hand and it got healed. But you don't want her hand to get healed, Pastor. Passa Brown (36:10.201) No no no no no swing a tambourine tambourine. You put it up there. We're swinging the tambourine. We swing. The tambourine. We swinging the tambourine. Don't put it up there. Don't put your finger up there so we just tip out. You put your finger you you might not come back with a come back with a nub. You come back with a nub. Chip Toof (36:17.015) Fell. I've never seen this out of you, Passer! I thought you was a man of the cloth. Chip Toof (36:37.407) I I can't I can't with you Pastor. I really can't. Passa Brown (36:41.387) But it's gonna be si it's gonna go six or seven. I I'm scared to say who I'm gonna pick. Chip Toof (36:50.701) I'm picking the dream. Passa Brown (36:52.491) It's gonna be Skittles. It's gonna be the Skittle Parade! Chip Toof (36:54.325) And and and I'm y and and to be and and and to be honest, Pasha, to be honest. Chip Toof (37:04.585) My logic wants me to pick the Valkyrie. My gut, because I like the dream. I like the way they play. I like the I like the Valkyrie too. I really enjoy watching them. my mind says the Valkyries. They're that good. But my body is telling me pick the dream. I I'm I'm Passa Brown (37:07.393) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (37:12.962) Yeah. Passa Brown (37:17.581) Solid. Just solid. And my heart's telling me no, but my me yeah. Passa Brown (37:31.777) I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna go with logic. Is is you know what? I wouldn't be mad if the dream won. I I I don't have you know, I I I like a underdog and the Valkyrie's our underdog in this regard, second year. Second year, second year, second year, second year. The dream, you know, they just they they they gus they just got angel, you know. It is, it is, it is, it's Chip Toof (37:46.911) Okay. Okay, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Chip Toof (37:54.888) I mean it's it's relatively new for them as well. This is Angel Duana, I I I get your point. You know, this is a brand new franchise, right? I get your point. it it's i I think that's what's also gonna make the game fascinate. I you know these women play hard anyway, right? But I think the second year for the Valkyries and them being able to w win a championship, I think that's so exciting. I think I yes Passa Brown (38:03.522) Yeah. Passa Brown (38:12.641) Yes, yes. Passa Brown (38:21.589) Against the aces, beating the champs. Chip Toof (38:25.121) beating the champs. And I think there's so much energy behind that. On the flip side with the dream, Angel coming over, Dawana coming over, and immediately them being being the missing pieces for them to get. I think I at Atlanta, Angel, when they traded Angel to Atlanta, I said this is the best thing for her career. Not just her basketball career, but for her brand. Because Atlanta, ATL, and and and Angel, I mean the the only other Passa Brown (38:32.119) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (38:36.395) Right. Correct. Yeah, yeah. Passa Brown (38:50.037) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (38:54.691) Perfect fit. Perfect fit. Chip Toof (38:54.721) Better combination would have been maybe New York and Angel or LA and Angel, right? But Atlanta and Angel, black, black chocolate city. And to to see it work this well, I think there's energy there as well. And I think those, that energy, that newness, it's it's I'm looking forward to it. Passa Brown (39:03.393) Yeah. Yes. Yes. Passa Brown (39:17.835) I know one thing, like I said last week, if they win it's gonna be a lot of Skittles. it's gonna be rain rainbow skittles everywhere at this a parade, you know. I just have to you know. Chip Toof (39:31.082) It's gone it's Passa Brown (39:38.273) Yeah. Chip Toof (39:39.808) you got jokes. You got jokes. Passa Brown (39:44.066) It's tied. Chip Toof (39:47.073) Well, I mean it's tied up. So I I would love to talk jump. Chip Toof (39:57.6) a as a a football analyst and expert that I am, and in in my studies, I could I could just see the Bills winning. Okay. I I could just see the Bills Bills doing their thing. Josh Allen 330 something yards in the air. Look, when the game is tight, Passa Brown (40:01.531) Yeah. Chip Toof (40:21.237) And it gets down to the last couple of seconds. Passa Brown (40:24.427) Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (40:26.613) And Josh Allen, I trust. I'm sorry. It was a great game. And it's funny because we had this conversation before the game. We talked about the quarterbacks. We talked about who do you trust. We talked about that these quarterbacks can can have a shootout. I I believe that we predicted a high-scoring game. We said I think we said like high 20s, low 30s. And and the game was right there. so you know, we were both on it. Passa Brown (40:34.477) We did. Yes? Passa Brown (40:46.061) We did. Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (40:55.531) I I I just think and and then Bass. I I have Bass on my fantasy team. Every year I'm I'm it's fantasy team past the Passa Brown (41:02.167) He's on Fantasy Island again, Mabel. Fantasy Island again. Dead plane, that plane, dead plane. That show went off air a long time ago. You still watching Fantasy Island? Chip Toof (41:09.879) Pastor, no nobody nobody in twenty twenty six knows what in the world you're talking about, Pastor. Nobody. Only people Passa Brown (41:19.863) You say you went to Fantasy Island. Chip Toof (41:22.153) Only people your age, 85 and up, know what fantasy. I said I played fantasy football, Pastor. Bass, the kicker from the Buffalo Bills, is on my team, and he averages me probably between 7 and 15 points. So you got Josh Allen's gonna put you in, either score your touchdown or put you in right in the driver's seat, and then you got the kicker that's just gonna do his thing. So there it is. I got the dub. We're tied. It's a good battle. It's a good battle. Passa Brown (41:50.627) You know what pissed me off? This what this is what pissed me off. They would have Chip Toof (41:55.661) Mm. Passa Brown (41:59.096) They will be in their 13 package. Three tight ends. Which means, which forces them to put in a linebacker. Chip Toof (42:01.847) Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Chip Toof (42:07.819) Yes, sir. Passa Brown (42:09.773) They throw the wide receivers out, one one in the squat. No, two wide receivers. Tight end, one tight end coming off in in in in in in in in in in the in route. Everybody back up. They can't get to Josh Allen. He is a goal. It's thirty yards ahead of me. And that linebacker, he cannot catch me. Chip Toof (42:38.455) This is the oldest trick in the book, Pasta. It's the oldest trick with Josh Allen. Why would y'all think he's gonna just try to throw it up when he's also dangerous with his legs and he'll run you over as well? Passa Brown (42:53.609) Exactly. Yeah, he a linebacker that can throw the ball. He's Cam Newton. He's he's white Cam Newton. Chip Toof (42:59.809) Thank you. Yes. Yes. Passa Brown (43:02.137) That's what he is. He ain't Superman. The regular Superman is Cam. I I'll give him Batman, but he ain't calling him Superman. Chip Toof (43:12.214) Well, he's better than Cam Newton, but but as far as the Superman goal line touchdowns, nobody does it better than than than Cam Newton. Passa Brown (43:21.003) Yeah, I I you know it it you know it is that's the thing that that that really, really upset me about he's like d how many times do we have to see this? He ran for over a hundred yards. By accident. By it wasn't even designed runs. It was like by accident. By accident. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Chip Toof (43:37.687) Mm. Chip Toof (43:41.195) I feel you passing. Cal cal calm down, Pastor. I know. Passa Brown (43:46.613) It's Fantasy Island The Plain. The plane. Passa Brown (44:02.265) What am I pick? Is is is there a choice? Is there a choice in the matter? Is there is there a choice in the matter? Is there a choice? I'm I'm just I'm just I'm I'm perplexed. I'm perplexed. I think when they made Chip Toof (44:10.903) Th that's not. Chip Toof (44:16.865) Pastor, do you want do you want a thick, juicy Michelin ribeye steak with a a a beautiful 1931 39 red wine? Or do you want stale bread and water? That Passa Brown (44:32.761) Mm. Passa Brown (44:36.449) I want chicken nuggets. That's what this game is. This game right here. This game right here is called chicken nuggets. Hey! Chip Toof (44:43.073) I don't think I don't think Pastor understood what I was saying. Pastor, I don't Pastor. Miss Mabel, could you get his his medicine regimen ready in about five minutes? Please. Cause he's he's all he's on one today. Chicken nuggets. I got a migraine. I'm gonna go ahead and pick the 49ers. This is I'm not I have nothing else to say. I mean, Daniels is not there. The commanders are reeling, and it's the 49ers. I expect the 41ers to win probably by 20. Well, you know what? 49ers do play down to their competition. They do play down to their competition. They'll win by two tutties, 14 points. Passa Brown (45:18.659) Yeah. Yeah. Passa Brown (45:32.765) you know, I love picking a upset. I listen, wait, wait, wait. I'm tr He grabbed the mic. I think I got his attention. I think I got his attention. Chip Toof (45:36.673) Pat don't don't pet don't don't Chip Toof (45:44.055) Don't you do it, Pastor. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Passa Brown (45:47.317) I I think I got it I think I got his attention. I love picking the upset. Passa Brown (45:54.37) I love picking off. Chip Toof (45:57.569) Okay. Passa Brown (45:59.403) I love it. But today ain't today! It ain't happening today. long. It ain't happening today, Lord. Chip Toof (46:01.452) Oak. Chip Toof (46:10.039) Pastor, you need you you did not need the band for that. You did not need the band to announce that. You you scared me. You s you sk I and I understand that. Yeah, I mean time is money. But you scared me for a second. Passa Brown (46:14.968) If I'm paying them, they got the play. If I'm paying them, they got the play. Passa Brown (46:23.564) gave us some monopoly money and they they know they they need to they need to spend it. They need to spend it. They need to spend it. Mm-hmm. Chip Toof (46:28.457) Oof oof. Passa Brown (46:37.41) Yeah. Chip Toof (46:42.718) Eminem calling you out, Pastor. She is calling you out. That's crazy. Passa Brown (46:46.08) Yeah. Well, in parting, as I grab the BIB Ellie, gotta have it near ya. Gotta have it near ya. The B IB gotta have it. May your quarterbacks protect the football. May your coaches learn to read the clock. May your receivers catch. Chip Toof (46:56.338) He got the wad he got the wad. The wad. Chip Toof (47:04.407) Well Chip Toof (47:07.701) Mm. Passa Brown (47:10.988) Their blessings. And may your favorite team never end up on Frogwatch. And that's all I got to say. That's all I got to say. Amen and amen again. Chip Toof (47:12.129) See? Chip Toof (47:22.731) Good word. That's a good word. It's a good word. Praise, praise him. Praise the Lord. Passa Brown (47:33.356) Yes it is. Yeah. Passa Brown (47:38.903) Yeah. Amen. I said I think I said that already. And I would I'm going to f and put turning to Fantasy Island. You know, I wanna see. I I wanna, Mabel. Chip Toof (47:47.265) Get his medicine regimen ready stat.