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Lard Of The Dance (with Tom Liberatore) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  Can I help you, sir? My god, you greasy mister Marouka help.
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  Mom's gonna kill you. If she didn't want a car run, she
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  should have done a better job hiding her keys. Four finger Discount, dude,
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  Welcome to fourfing are Discount, where this week we joined today by the
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  one and know, the Tom Liberatory of the Western Boodogs in Australian rules footballer.
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  It was a hell of a good time. It wasn't dat a very
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  good time. He's dando on guy, you knew that. But yes,
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  we were joined by Libert. Yes, Tom Liberatoria, not the liberal for
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  the nineties, liver of the what we call these liver of the twenty tens,
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  of the of the twenty twenties, nearly halfway through. He's the Libert
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  to my son general, and his dad was libert to my generation. Yes,
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  And what's my generation have to do with I don't know, I don't
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  know, but basically Tom, they had an invented football. Yeah. Tom
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  is known to Simpsons fans, particularly in Australia, of course, because we
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  foll Ozzie rules that he has the Simpsons tattoos, and he has a lot
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  more than I realized because I thought, I thought he look at Bart Sinson
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  one somewhere. But he's got the iconic one that everyone knows about is the
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  You're so greasy playing on that, you know, as he talks about in
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  the podcast why he got the oh You're so greasy tattoos. But he's got
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  squeaky voice teen on one arm and Homer on the other arm, and together
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  they are a mighty force. But that's not all because yeah, I mean,
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  as Dana said, we were surprised that he we knew he had some
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  ink, but he's got a lot of Simpsons, inc And for fans of
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  Talk and Seinfeld, he also has a very special secret tattoo that you will
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  hear about when we fold in our liberatory content into this episode. But you're
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  also getting a lot of dandel On guard this time. I love that you
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  say Libertory. By the way, what I call what you said libertory,
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  it's libertore libertoree. But no, he was a fantastic guest to have.
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  We very much enjoy talking him, not just about about a lot of the
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  dance, but also about various other things going on in his life, from
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  from football to post football, being a dad, dad, and being a
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  well son of a footballer as well. So yeah, and I had briefly
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  something to talk. But basically he said that he's going to get a new
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  tattoo, and we gave him some suggestions. So I'm interested to see whether
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  he actually takes one of our suggestions. That'd be pretty cool, that would
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  be very cool. But that's coming up in just a few moments. The
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  way this episode is going to be going down is we chatted with Liber about
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  the episode and just about his sort of career and his love with the Simpsons.
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  And then following that, you're going to hear guy and I go full
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  in depth with the review because he was limited with time liber because he's got
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  his training. The footy season starts what next week, even though when we
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  caught up with him he was lying on a hotel bed eating fruit. You
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  know you got to do that? Yes, exactly right, all right,
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  So thank you guys for tuning into this week. Should I forget support us,
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  I'm Patreon. Want to get early and ad free access to the show.
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  You can get already now. My chat with the one and only Michael
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  Hamphlet from What Culture Wrestling. We reviewed the episode of the Old Man and
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  the least because that is the only episode of The Simpsons that we were aware
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  of that includes an actual professional wrestler. And the little tidbit here Brett the
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  Hitman Heart. Do you know Brett the hit Man Heart. I'm aware of
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  him. Yes, Okay, see he was on the episode, right,
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  and it's weird because you're watching this like it can tell us Brett Hart,
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  but he's not really being Brett Hart and we realized we found out with our
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  research that he was brought in just to be generic wrestler A and then they
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  realized, oh, this guy's actually famous. It's like he's the WWF champion.
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  We should maybe use this. So that's why Brett Hart wasn't being Brett
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  hart ish. But he still looked like Brett Hart in the episode because I
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  went back and reanimated him and everything like that. But this is of course,
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  we're talking about Lart of the Dance today with Tom Libertore. That's gonna
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  be coming up right now and after that guy and I will be doing our
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  full in depth b user stay tune for that as well. But thank you
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  all again for your support and enjoy our chat with Tom Libertore as you join
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  us. You are as we just described off, laying in eating apple very
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  hard preseason training at the Bulldogs this year, it seems yeah, definitely.
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  I can't remember which episode is what I'm trying to think of. When someone's
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  getting fed fruit in the chair, is that thinking of the robot from Futurama?
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  Nah, someone's getting please getting is getting fired? Doesn't he homles?
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  Maybe? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like house pre
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  season going anyway? All good? Uh? Yeah, yeah, look good,
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  all going well? Maybe two weeks ago and we're done into the games
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  about so yeah, almost finished? Thank good? Is the little man Oscar?
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  Is he old enough to appreciate that Dad's an AFL player yet sort of?
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  He sort of understands that I'm going to play football if that makes sense,
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  or going to do that. He doesn't really know much else, and
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  I'll play for the Bulldogs. He's sort of been in the club a little
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  bit, but I sort of the extend it, I guess. Yeah.
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  Is he too young to be introduced to the world of the Simpsons? Tom
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  No, never. As soon as he was born, I had to go
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  pro facing the other way episodes. It's funny when I show my kids now
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  I feel like I failed as a father because they want to watch the new
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  ones and not the old ones because it looks shinier and new and HD,
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  No, the old ones. That's what you've got to be watching. Correct,
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  Correct? How old are oh? My kids five? And the other
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  one's three? Okay, yes, stars, still not at all. But
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  now for our overseas listeners who may not be aware, Tom Here is one
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  of the stars of the AFL, as he mentioned, players for the Western
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  Bulldogs. He was part of the twenty sixteen Premiership team. However, his
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  father is also one of the most iconic Bulldogs players of all time. Much
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  like my man Guy Here, his father was the one on the legendary Bobby
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  Davis. So you got that in common. Yeah, Unfortunately that is where
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  our palts diverged on because you became a champion footballer and I'm here talking about
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  the Simpsons actor this guy. That's all. It was just you know,
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  it was just vocal. Never know I might have a very late innings,
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  comeback and start my AFL career at the age of fifty four. Yeah,
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  it was always fine, was about sixty, that's right now, not only
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  your great football obviously, but many Simpsons fans know you as the football who
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  has the iconic Homer Squeaky Voice Team. Oh my god, you're greasy tattoos.
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  We might as well kick off with those. When did you get them?
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  Where'd you get them? Whose idea was it? Tell us all about
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  it? And was it the first tattoo you ever got? Nah? No,
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  it was very late in the peace. I got the start of twenty
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  nine acause I've got my first tattoo, which is a portrait of Cramer from
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  Swinefeld or more left bum Cheek, which so except for except for my closest
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  loved ones, yes, the right people, yep, of course. Yeah,
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  I can't make any cruage now if forgot that one, maybe when I
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  was like twenty one, twenty thirteen, fourteen, yep, cot of thing.
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  And then yeah, I got the I think I saw so, I
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  saw a photo of Krusty Burger symbol and I don't know his name. He's
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  just called Squeaky Voice Team. I think they have named him, but he's
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  just known to most fans of Squeaky Voice Team. Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  so yeah, mister Simpson, what are you doing? Yes, that's
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  pretty good sort of then like mixed in because of because I'm Italian, we
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  sort of you know, we got called greedy. So then I yeah,
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  I just sorted to get home on the other so the matching set, Yeah,
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  I've got them staying time and yes, just one of his sort of
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  favorite episodes because yeah, it takes out of time, which is funny.
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  So Paul Luigi at the end, Yeah terrible. Yeah, that's I was
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  just gonna say, yeah, yeah, yeah, the voice when he rocks
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  up and they're all fight with Grace and he brings peaces. What are your
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  earliest memories of The Simpsons? Can you remember when you like sort of first
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  saw the show. Yeah, I was like, probably was earlies. My
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  older brother used to watch it, so yeah, sort of mid maybe like
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  when I was sort of six seven, two thousand thousand and one, No
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  two sort of thing. OK, and that's when I was sort of getting
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  suck into six o'clock Simpsons, six thirties neighbors. Yeah. Then we begged
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  dad to get Fox eight because we could just watch it every Sunday Sunday Super
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  Simpsons Weekends. They were the best, weren't they? And Fox eight plus
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  two so we can watched it again two hours later. Yeah, it was
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  around and that was like saving and I think around there. So yeah,
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  how good are the memories are sitting there on that TV six o'clock weekn that's
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  fighting over the TV because my one and dad wanted to watch the six o'clock
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  news, but you wanted to watch the Simpsons. Yeah no, there's no
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  way, no, that never went that far because me and my older brother
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  and my little sisters was and then mom and dads. So it's three v
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  too. We'd win. Now, Tom, you've got the you've got the
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  Simpsons tattoos. You've got the top secret Kramer tattoo on the on the rear
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  end. We here at the fourthing of Discay Network. Of course you will
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  do the Simpsons show. We also do a Seinfeld show. If you've got
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  a South Park tattoo somewhere on your body, mate, we've got the trifecta
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  here. Sadly no, ye, who else is immortalized on your in ink
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  on your body there? Mate? Or what else have you got from Simpsons?
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  You've got more Simpsons? Have you? Uh? Yeah, I've got
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  hete forgot, I've got the stone cutters on your bath in the spot.
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  Ye, I've got so crusty Yeah, Oh my good. Yeah, what
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  the hell was that? Yeah, somewhere there is that the Stone's logo above
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  her. Yeah, sort of something else. But you've got a rag on
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  a stick. Oh wow, just the actual rag. That's great. Have
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  you got the howl fish as well? Holy ship? We got it's just
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  vapel. I did not realize you had that many. Yes, we're very
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  sad. Maybe one more Simpsons. No, all done by the same artist
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  tom Or you're going the various parlors around the way to getting to Ye.
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  There's one main guy who's probably done about sixty seven of them. To Mickey
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  G's from my Screaming Studios. There's a couple of ones. There's a couple
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  of sticking those crusty in the Selma's a sticking post. So you're you're a
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  Selmer guy. I'm more of a missus K kind of guy. Yeah right,
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  Yeah, that's probably fair enough. Depends with you after. I guess
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  I gotta think the missover. I think she's a bit of a dark horse
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  Margins mate, Ruth Powers. Yeah, Ruth, she's up for something.
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  Are there any other Simpsons like Simpsons fans in footy? Do you know anything
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  as much as what you are or you just known in the league is like
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  the Simpsons guy. No, no, I'm not. I mean I'm I
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  wouldn't say with fraud, but I'll be like maybe in the top ten percent
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  fifteen percent, there's blokes probably top ten of the club. But there's like
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  Jack and Cray, Anthony Scott. Yeah, I just haven't read watching them
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  for all. I'll be up there for sure, but yeah, just busy
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  in the way. But no, there's certainly there's certainly Jack McCray and in
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  John will probably the two with our top pile that I'll play this about other
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  clubs. But yeah, Johnny, I think I think he's the next man
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  to get on his quoting abilities. I've never seen. Is there any ever
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  any Simpsons sledging? Yeah, we throw a few Darryl's out there, throw
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  that around training for a bit. I guess he throws your own forwards when
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  they miss, when they shake it from straight in front right, Yeah,
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  yeah, they can take it professionals. Yeah, Jack pretty quickly will be
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  the best sledges ever been throwing your way that you can remember, Not not
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  Simpsons, just best sledge can you remember any Nothing really stands out, it's
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  all pretty. Yeah, there's a few from the crowd, but no nothing.
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  I don't know, like maybe early days when was younger, but not
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  too much. Everyone's pretty that's pretty cares. Yeah, it seems like everyone's
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  not soft, but it's like everyone's just careful now of what they say in
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  foot Do you think like one we're all like we're not overly clever. There's
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  no one who I don't know, everyone's too tired as well these days.
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  Who going? But I mean Sworny gave me a little bit early on,
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  like just around around the old man and stuff like that. But yeah,
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  did you get the standard ship tatoos? Blah blah, all that all that
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  stuff. Can we talk a bit about the Liberatory dynasty? Tell us a
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  bit about any motivation, any drive that your father sort of gave you when
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  you're growing up, both physically and and maybe mentally and in terms of you
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  wanting to play footy. Was there pressure on from from you or from anyone
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  even outside the family, not inside. It's like, I think the reason
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  why I'll pursued it so heavily and how much I enjoyed training and stuff like
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  that because he was extremely hands off, Like you didn't he didn't push me
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  at all, like we just had that. We just had fun all the
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  time. He always encouraged me to play, and he played with me growing
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  up. But yeah, it wasn't like starting back and to one hundred touches
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  and you can't eat in that sort of thing. Wasn't that regard or all
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  that. Son, Well, older brother and mum pushed me pretty hard,
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  and I got to be older because I was getting good at it. But
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  no, that's crazy. He just sort of kicked back and just let me
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  enjoy it. I remember your dad being well every opposition support his favorite Bulldogs
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  player at the times, like Dougie Hawkens and Tony LIBERTOI like liber that he
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  was always a favorite. And I remember the memory of watching you guys win
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  the flag and they kept cutting to him in the crowd. He just seemed
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  like you're just having the time of his life. It was like it was
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  great to see him getting to sort of be a part of it as well.
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  Yeah, for sure, that whole final series. I remember watching we
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  rewatched the games and seeing his head on TV and he's he's just when he
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  went fully balled too, So he was like a bulging light in the crowd
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  that he couldn't avoid it. But no, that was great. Yeah,
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  it was cool to have him in the rooms. And that's the game as
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  well. That must have been a real dumb or whammy back in twenty sixteen
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  as well, by winning the premiership with your old man looking on, but
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  also breaking what a six decade drought. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
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  Yeah, it's pretty special, especially with the supporters in the suburban and
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  that kind of stuff. There was those footage of Maine streets and seven was
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  sort of off Blakes kicking the ball around the square, hotels shut off.
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  I was just packed with people, just crowdsurfing and stuff like that. And
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  let's talk about the pubs that you own. Did you own those when you
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  or your coin when you won the flag or is it after that? No?
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  No, as well after that? Okay, do you still get a
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  free parmey? Who mentioned your name there? Yeah, but I'll struggle these
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  days, so that's only my name. But with with with a lot of
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  the dance. Look, what are your favorite memories of this episode? Obviously
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  you got the tattoo, so he said it's one of your favorites. Look,
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  what are the standout moments for you? I don't know if you remember
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  how old you guys are. I don't know if you remember those that were
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  just books offered like kids books. But I had the episodes in those books.
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  I've got one right next to me here again the episode guys, How
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  good were they? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was pretty much why
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  that picture of him as his eyes popping out, so like that sort of
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  started the whole sort of fascination with it all. Yeah, yeah, when
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  he's when he's talking about that he's from North Kilktown and to put it back
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  and Willie and goes, you know, there's no angel North. It's just
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  one of my favorite Homer b plots, just the whole you know, of
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  course with Grease, you know, you think he's going to be, you
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  know, financially independent investing. What is it as opposed to saving savings and
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  wise investments? When he gets beaten up all the Grease boys and they take
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  the shovel off them as well, that's more shovels we run shove. We're
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  a similar age, a similar age you and I did you win growing up?
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  Obviously six PM week nights and things like that, but did you collect
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  like the Simpsons tasos that used to get in the packets and that kind of
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  shit. Or were you just a fan of watching it? No? I
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  was more. Oh yeah briefly, but I was just more. I think
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  I was watching the More about Us. Yeah. Was there stickers too?
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  Yeah, there's stickers. I was everything, mate, it was the Simpsons.
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  Yeah, it's true. That's a dope question. No, I was
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  either watching Simpsons or out of the backyard places for Yeah, when you stopped
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  watching it? Was it about season ten? That seems to be the cutoff
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  for most people. I stop watching it. I've always doing this. I
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  was upstairs in my well. My brother had the upstairs part. Is the
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  oldest all cool sluff in his own area, you know, watching the three
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  hundredth episode. Yeah, the Tony Hawk episode. After that, I was
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  like, this is rubbish. It might have been after Yeah, it was
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  around that time and I started going a bit dan Hill for me. I
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  seen I was said thirteen. Maybe that would have been about thirteen fourteen.
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  I reckon this year about then. Did you ever see the Simpsons movie though?
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  When it came out? Yeah, I was. We made more best
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  mate. We had a camp. We had a countdown because Emson Messenger back
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  then gotta love it day after school trying to find a girlfriend. Yeah,
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  but we had a campdown on an Emson messenger for I think a year of
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  old days. We Yeah, when we got to the got to the final
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  lot of the dance and it was it wasn't great. I remember just yeah,
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  walking out going. I guess I liked it because it was the Simpsons,
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  but I don't think it was that good. Yeah, I felt empty
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  inside or half well, my child my childhood officially over. Tom would like
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  to ask about writing if I could give a bit of a stint study and
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  creative writing an r M I t according to Wikipedia, which never lies to
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  us. But reading a bit about your background in there, it's like,
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  look, as someone who spent their twenties reading, you know, Fear and
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  Loathing in Las Vegas and naked lunch and watching bar flights, like, oh
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  yep, it scans. This sounds like the kind of stuff that you that
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  you're into when you're in your twenties. I mean, are you still writing
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  it all? You're still sort of got a bit of an interested or yeah,
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  definitely, I just want to do it personally. Mental health these days,
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  journal most mornings, most nights, sort of thing, but then also
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  sort of right my own. I just like writting short stories or short little
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  average poems. But yeah, nothing special, to be honest, but yeah,
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  I just enjoyed sort of my own and sort of very well being,
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  which is yeah, it was great and reading as well. So I did.
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  I did. I did do the course for three years, I reckon,
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  and I just couldn't. I couldn't, couldn't keep up with the clientele.
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  And there that how many years do you think you've got left? Like
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  you'd be what at least another three or four? You reckon? Yeah,
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  I was thinking of same, and he's like, remember I told you but
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  episode but now I don't know. Maybe like I've got this year signed up,
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  but probably too two I'm thinking too minute, Yeah, two to three
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  on that and then post footage, you've got social work you want to get
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  into, right, Yeah, yeah, so I'm just about to start.
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  I'm just about to start a diplombing in youth work. Yeah that's great.
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  The next few weeks, Yeah, that'll be hopefully yeah, hopefully timent timement
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  for yeah, retirement and properly proper job. Yeah, what sort of form
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  would that take? That kind of social work? I mean, what do
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  you see yourself? How do you see yourself doing it? You see yourself
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  executing it besides just showing Simpsons episodes to the kids all day. Yeah,
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  yeah, I'm gonna have to extend. Just remember, don't do what Donnie
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  don't does. That's all we have to say. Yeah, I'd love to
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  go on new camping trips. Run Now. I've been doing a bit of
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  place here and there through the Footy Club so as as a foundation, talking
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  the new foundation through the Dogs, so they do a lot of work in
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  the Western Tubers area out the mountain sort of thing with troubled Juice or diversity
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  and that kind of stuff. So I've done placements through there over the last
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  of the year and a year or two. So I'll probably just go through
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  them. Well before we let you go, obviously, we're here to talk
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  about Loud of the Dance. This one was a leaser episode and when I
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  was going out and about you. When I was growing up, I hated
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  least episodes. I thought they were boring. Well she just shut up.
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  But the other I got, the more I appreciated, and I realized I
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  was more likely than I actually realized. Do you find that when you watched
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  those episodes when you're older and you still just not like them because no one
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  liked them when they were a kid. Really. I watched it again last
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  night. I was like, I sort of understand, I do know what
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  you mean, but yeah, I'll still find it a bit a bit hard
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  to take. Tom's like, this is the Homer episode. I don't know
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  what you're talking about. Yeah, there was a thing where she was talking
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  to Alex Yeah, lis Coudro, Yeah, Alex, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah. She's like, I don't just want to play like kids, and
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  you know we can't. I sort of I appreciate that. So we can't
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  just not bathe for three days or whatever. Yeah, that kind of stuff.
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  So I did, I did. I can definitely that sort of thing.
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  I found. I watched the show a bit differently now and now being
• 20:10
  a parent, I just seem to appreciate that the kid moments like the parenting
• 20:14
  moments a lot more. Do you find that now when you watch episodes like
• 20:15
  the Maggie makes three to do it for her and that kind of stuff?
• 20:18
  Do you find out when now being a dad that that hits you harder?
• 20:22
  Yeah? I don't think I've watched it enough since I've since I've had he's
• 20:26
  almost forced. Yeah, yes, probably, Yeah, maybe I'll put it
• 20:30
  down to the list. Yes, it's hard to catch up with the episodes
• 20:33
  now. It's just because obviously when you got kids that are are always running
• 20:36
  around. But yeah, it's just I find I rarely watched The Simpsons unless
• 20:40
  I'm doing it for the reviews. Now. It's weird because I used to
• 20:41
  watch it so much when I was a kid. It was like three four
• 20:44
  times a day. Now just never watch it. Yeah, pretty soon I
• 20:48
  think, Yeah, I found I didn't want to. When we play night
• 20:51
  games, we pretty much got the whole days to do all. So I've
• 20:55
  got after we get up, but no one has to be the ground to
• 20:59
  I don't know, five pm or whatever. So really that's good. Yeah,
• 21:02
  I started slowly like chipping away back at Sinton, so as in just
• 21:04
  because that's going to do. Really, you can't go out and exercise or
• 21:08
  a few beers, never just kick back and fine, that might be the
• 21:12
  project and we can reconvene in twelve months. Yes, let's do that.
• 21:15
  Yeah, have you watched any of the new episodes? I want only I
• 21:18
  only hear your thoughts. Next time on the new episodes of the Simpsons.
• 21:22
  If there's any if there's any space left on your body, would you get
• 21:26
  one more Simpsons tattoo? And if so, what would it be a very
• 21:30
  good question where there's a there's there's a tattoo parlet next door to our hotel
• 21:34
  at the moment, I walked into yesterday and I was candy to walking this
• 21:38
  afternoon. So maybe you should if you suggest something, can you give us
• 21:42
  maybe you know, rot down right, give us three suggestions? You would
• 21:47
  you wouldn'tdare get die Bart dying the chest? Would you? Maybe? In
• 21:49
  German? Angry Dad like the anger that that's that's post like he's the hero
• 21:56
  though, that's like season thirteen fourteen, think of like who's your favorite character?
• 22:00
  Though? Is it more like the side characters? Have you got a
• 22:03
  mot What about flaming mole or something? I was thinking about mo, Yeah,
• 22:06
  but I was I gott to apply some all them again. Yeah,
• 22:11
  that'd be a good one. Bowl of flaming cereal. I think that'd be
• 22:15
  Goodah, the bowl of flaming cereal. That's good one. Mister Burns is
• 22:17
  an x Foles character. Oh that's perfect. Yes, and see they can
• 22:21
  make a glide in the dark as well. Yeah, that's actually nice white
• 22:25
  ones. But yeah, there you go, already got look forward to watching
• 22:30
  you play footing and see what you got. What are you gonna get it
• 22:32
  done so I can look out for it, look for maybe like on on
• 22:34
  here on all right, we'll do that, do it on Instagram live for
• 22:40
  us. Yes, all right, well we do appreciate your time. Time.
• 22:41
  That's what next toime. Thanks safe Tom, and we'll have you sometime
• 22:45
  in the in the future where we talk about some new episodes. Try to
• 22:47
  get let's do it. Sounds good? All right, talk to you soon.
• 22:51
  Thank you all the best for our season twenty twenty four. Thank you,
• 22:53
  enjoy it. Go CAATs. What an absolute legend, mister Davis,
• 23:03
  Mister liberatory is good libert libertaure, Yes, absolutely leg I'm really excited to
• 23:08
  see what our taboo he gets. I hope he gets. I hope get
• 23:11
  one of their suggestions that'd be so cool, would be me, wouldn't I
• 23:14
  think we gave him. We threw in a few good ones. Your bowl
• 23:15
  of cereal on fire is a good a good one because he's got the rag
• 23:18
  on a stick. But it's just the rag on a stick. It's not
• 23:21
  bad, it's just the rag. So he's not he's not going. He's
• 23:25
  going with some deep cuts. Yeah, you'd have to sort of take one
• 23:26
  too. Oh okay then yeah, yeah, maybe the Lenny of the Box
• 23:30
  of Special K there'd be another one. But he seems like he's pretty keen
• 23:33
  on the mister Burns as an alien. That would be a good one.
• 23:36
  And if I don't know about tattoo technology, whether you could make it so
• 23:40
  it actually does sort of glow be something you can do. Surely, I'm
• 23:42
  sure it would be quite toxic and poisonous system. Well to the episode,
• 23:45
  he's radio radioactive and also worth it. That's worth it. Indeed. All
• 23:49
  right, let's talk about lart of the dance. So, mister Davis,
• 23:52
  what were your thoughts on the episode, because you know, Libert was saying
• 23:55
  that he didn't like the leasta aspect of this, although he can appreciate certain
• 23:59
  elements. But I thought overall that there's a really good message here when you're
• 24:03
  a kid and kids, Yeah, let kids be kids, but if you
• 24:04
  are a kid, enjoy being a kid as well. I say this to
• 24:07
  Alley all the time, mate, don't He's always like, I want to
• 24:10
  grow up. You don't want to grow growing up straight, but enjoy this
• 24:14
  time. It's a tough one to hear when you're a kid, because you
• 24:17
  know, you're getting this advice from from grants and like, what do you
• 24:21
  know about being a kid or what do you know about being younger? Do
• 24:23
  you even remember? Uh? And yeah, Were's like, oh no,
• 24:26
  you've got to really relish this moment of being carefree and able to do anything
• 24:33
  with there. Of course, there are going to be consequences, but you
• 24:34
  know, just have fun, you know, and don't be in such a
• 24:38
  hurry to grow up. But yeah, certainly when you're a kid, and
• 24:41
  certainly when you're i mean, Lisa is not quite there, but you're approaching
• 24:45
  the od the on ramp to adolescents, it's like, let's hurry this up,
• 24:48
  shall we know? Being an adult looks kind of cool. Yeah,
• 24:52
  but no, you really do want to say to it, like, oh
• 24:55
  really, it's just relish this time, just revel in it. So yeah,
• 24:59
  look you're write it and it being a really important and valid message.
• 25:03
  It's funny, I think you know, when we were chatting with Tom,
• 25:04
  we were sort of jokingly said calling this at least episodes a Homer episode.
• 25:08
  It really is sort of split right down the middle and right down to the
• 25:11
  title as well. Yeah that's true. Yeah, well what a b plot
• 25:15
  though. One of the most iconic schemes of all time, right, I
• 25:18
  think the I think puts it over. Everyone remembers the I scene that freaked
• 25:22
  me out when I was a kid. I had forgotten that that was kind
• 25:25
  of like the payoff because I was actually just giggling when his face is right
• 25:27
  in the middle of this suction hose. I'm like, that's pretty funny.
• 25:30
  And then it pulls out is just got this awful distended, bloodshot eye.
• 25:33
  That's marvelous. Yeah. No, it's a really good plot. I mean
• 25:37
  a really good B plot, you're right, and a really good plot by
• 25:40
  home. It just to as always get rich quick. Apparently it really happened.
• 25:44
  One of the writers of the episode, Jace rich Richdale, who was
• 25:47
  a formn producer and writer. He read in a magazine that song God caught
• 25:49
  stealing Greece to try and profit. All right, so this really happened.
• 25:53
  And I think they're the best schemes where it's like they take something happened in
• 25:56
  real life, but they simpsonize it and just make it ridiculous. I love
• 26:00
  the the acne grease. Oh yeah, later Actne Greece and Shovel. I
• 26:03
  love how they must have how that is that's really good. But I mean,
• 26:07
  yeah, like I said, Tom's like, oh, I just love
• 26:10
  him doing these get rich, get rich quick schemes, and Marge's some offering
• 26:15
  up ideas that are slightly less ridiculous. Also, American friends, please do
• 26:19
  learn how to pronounce in you. It's right up there with the Caribbean and
• 26:23
  aluminum caramel and carmel. Oh my god, Carmels will sets you off.
• 26:29
  It's triggering. It's so triggering. Carmel is not guy safe. Yeah,
• 26:36
  but Homan to say, oh it's the most fagina rich saving and wise investments
• 26:41
  is like, oh no, it's totally through savings and wise investments. Of
• 26:45
  course with Greece it's so awesome step back and oh god, it's definitely just
• 26:49
  that simple. Of course with Greece, I must admit I want to sort
• 26:56
  of go on about guys Keto, Die Journey or that much, but cooking
• 27:00
  break bacon, especially for the grease, that's the Keto life in a nutshell,
• 27:04
  because you know, you're told in all the cookers like cook stuff in
• 27:07
  bacon grease, it's good. Really, I don't know six different cook books
• 27:12
  will tell you six different Okay, I look at the bacon grease cent pork
• 27:17
  anymore, but ill looking at it, I'm just like yuck. You know,
• 27:19
  if you leave the pan and it just dries up or thickens, you're
• 27:23
  like, oh my, oh yeah, it's legitimately greasy. Yeah, and
• 27:27
  look, one day my heart is going to explode during my daily walk.
• 27:30
  But up until then it's like, yeah, you'd be rich. That's correct.
• 27:33
  Well, I'm leaving the Lovely Luise all my grease in my will.
• 27:38
  What do you think of Lisa Kudrow and this? I thought she did a
• 27:41
  great job with Alex. She was really good. She sounded like Lisa Kudrou,
• 27:44
  but like a kid at Lisa Kudro is really weird. How I love
• 27:47
  the ones where you can sort of talll it somebody you can't quite tell who
• 27:49
  it is. I've always been of a mind that all the Friends cast is
• 27:52
  great, and all the Friends cast is great together. It's a legitimately good
• 27:56
  ensemble of people who work and spark of each other, so well, they've
• 28:00
  only had two on the shows. She's the anyone that had an actual proper
• 28:03
  role, and then Matthew Perry did that. Could I be anymore of a
• 28:04
  house? That's right, that's the only two. But it's weird how the
• 28:07
  other ones didn't come onto the show. That's true. Yeah, but I
• 28:10
  mean I always thought that Lisa Goodro was probably the best actor of actress.
• 28:14
  Yeah. Yeah, they're all charismatic, they're all really entertaining. I think
• 28:17
  David Twimm is a lot better actor than he's given credit for. I think
• 28:18
  a lot of people sort of go, oh, he's Russ and he sucks,
• 28:22
  whereas like, no, I think he's actually pretty good. There was
• 28:26
  a lovely, lovely tribute the other day from Tom Selleck, who of course
• 28:29
  peered on friends as Richard and he was torn. Man, I love how
• 28:34
  they all just melted around tom Selleck. Yeah, just thought, oh my
• 28:38
  god, this is the platonic ideal of a man. But he was saying
• 28:41
  they were all great, but Perry was the best of the bunch, and
• 28:45
  he can now that we review it for the podcast, Nicola and I watch
• 28:48
  it and I go he's just a level above like I said, I mean,
• 28:51
  yeah, what not long after he does it that he was just like
• 28:52
  a Swiss watch or that's like a machine built in a lab to do sitcom
• 28:56
  comred percent. And there's certain moments where you go he was like the start
• 29:00
  of the scene, then you read and he improvised. He's that wasn't even
• 29:03
  in the script. He just did it on the spot, and he like
• 29:04
  he made the scene iconic even though it wasn't in the script. You know,
• 29:07
  yeah, but enough of it, I mean enough bet friends, this
• 29:11
  is friends related. Well that's right, But I did want to say as
• 29:14
  well. Over at Low Zealand, it was sort of flicking between channels and
• 29:15
  FOXTL to get to the get to the news and had a little time to
• 29:19
  kill and the show Blue Bloods was on. You know blue blood I do
• 29:22
  not know. It's like sounds like a blue Healer's kind of show. Well
• 29:26
  it's cops. Yeah, it's it's a reality though, no, no,
• 29:29
  no, it's a it's a scripted drama. And Tom Selley plays like the
• 29:33
  patriarch of this family Cops and Tom ultra modern show, modern show. Tom.
• 29:37
  He's not nearly eighty, he's like seventy eight. Years old. But
• 29:40
  I'm looking at him in this guy. I remember you was magnum dude,
• 29:42
  when did you you know Wilford Brimley is yes, yeah, he looks like
• 29:45
  Wilford Brimley. Now he's like when did Tom Selly become Wilford Brimley because he's
• 29:49
  not a big sort of bushy mustag's a look a little heavier and but Jowley
• 29:52
  and it's kind of like, oh, you're gonna start talking about dabeus.
• 29:56
  It's like, oh, man, father Time's coming. Frost All it sucks.
• 30:00
  Yeah, But Lisa Kudrou in this, yeah, it just really really
• 30:03
  good. I mean you're right, I mean that whole I hadn't really considered
• 30:07
  how Yeah, it's undeniably and identifiably Lisa Kudro. She's got a very distinctive
• 30:14
  voice and delivery style. But also yeah, she's playing it as like a
• 30:17
  kid, yeah, but also not a grown up kid, but you know,
• 30:19
  a kid who's a little bit more advanced than you know, the first
• 30:22
  kid to have the self. That's what I liked about Alex was that like
• 30:26
  she came across a bit pompous but also endearing because you can tell she's not
• 30:29
  actually pompous. She's just a kid trying to act smarter and older than what
• 30:33
  she is. And by the end of it, Lisa not It doesn't break
• 30:34
  her down, but she makes her realize, oh shut up and just have
• 30:37
  fun. She's like, oh yeah, actually, yeah, okay, Well
• 30:38
  that's the thing. I mean. Do they say where Alex came from and
• 30:41
  they come from back East or something like that, they may have Yeah,
• 30:44
  she's probably from you, like some big city or whatever where you know,
• 30:47
  they do move a little bit faster and all the kids have mobile phones and
• 30:49
  cool handbags and spray themselves with a bit of Calvin Client's what's the I didn't
• 30:56
  Ditribua a favorite moment of this one, but like, what was the start
• 30:57
  of a p pretend? Pretension? Attention, Yes, that's pretensions and do
• 31:03
  you well, did you have any favorite moments? I didn't take them for
• 31:04
  this one. We'll talk, let's see. My mind was just the one
• 31:08
  that we already discussed, of course with Greece and Willie, just like freshening
• 31:15
  up in the in the kitchen and just my retirement, Grease, it's so
• 31:18
  absurd, this story my retirement, Grease. I like that you saw Nelson
• 31:25
  sort of being this leberry fishnado. I've never eritten a huckleberry in my life.
• 31:27
  What they taste? No, I was just a huckleberry hound. It's
• 31:32
  huckleberry hand, isn't it. That's sure? Because because he's on the Simpsons
• 31:36
  in the behind the laughter, it's like I was so gay, remember that
• 31:38
  find the laugh time. We always thought it was snaggle Puss. It was
• 31:41
  super but it out to be huer. Just some some really good side gags
• 31:45
  and one liners, like back to schooliosis. I thought that was a thought
• 31:49
  that was pretty good. What's one in relevant? Because Alliott starts school next
• 31:52
  Monday. Oh my god, I've just started doing something. It's weird now
• 31:56
  because when I was a kid, you used to have to go, you
• 31:59
  know, back to school, go do some shopping for some pencils and things
• 32:00
  like that. Maybe because he's prepping, I don't know, but they send
• 32:02
  him home like a pack. It's got all the texters and all the glue
• 32:06
  sticks and all the pencils. But then they said to us, I don't
• 32:08
  agree and tell me if I'm wrong, right, can we tell me if
• 32:10
  I'm weird? And so don't write his name on it because all the stuff
• 32:13
  gets shared in the classroom, so no one. I was like, I
• 32:15
  think every kid should have their own ship. Oh yeah, I don't don't
• 32:19
  write their names on there because you know, other kids, because they might
• 32:21
  leave it at school and another that'll become another kids and they'll just take each
• 32:23
  other's ones home. And I'm like, or we could just fucking give them
• 32:27
  things and teach him to look after them, tea to look after this ship,
• 32:30
  because just because you know, things go missing and the kids get upset.
• 32:31
  And I was like, well, that's part of school. Yeah,
• 32:35
  that's part of resilience. Kids learn, kids lose shit. This is just
• 32:40
  something that happens in life. We eventually lose our minds. I don't remind
• 32:45
  me, but yeah, it's also a good lesson and like, keep an
• 32:47
  eye on your stuff. You know, if your mate needs a pencil,
• 32:51
  lend it to them. Yeah, Nicola, can't you personalize that? We
• 32:53
  don't personalize that. The readers and the fault And I'm like, that was
• 32:57
  some of the fun of school, or personalizing all your ship. That personalized
• 33:00
  things anymore. You know, you'd get your you'd get your pencils, and
• 33:01
  you'd shave a little bit off the off hand of it and write davish.
• 33:06
  Yeah. I just love doing it. Yeah, and I can't personalize anything
• 33:08
  anymore. I said to Nickel, I give it a week. This sounds
• 33:12
  downright communist. Yeah, I give it a week and he'll be personalizing everything.
• 33:15
  Look, I don't thoroughly disliked the idea because look, encouraging sharing is
• 33:19
  a good thing. Yeah, and encouraging sort of. But the idea of
• 33:22
  sharing is this was mine, but I'll let you use it. Yeah,
• 33:24
  that's sharing, not oh you can have it because we're all using the same
• 33:27
  thing. Yeah. Look, I understand that schools are probably under resource these
• 33:30
  days, but I think you should maybe have a bunch of shit put aside
• 33:34
  as either, Like that's the communal pencil box. If you've lost your pencil,
• 33:37
  go get one down there. And we had that when I went to
• 33:39
  school. We'll go to the lost and found. I don't know, I
• 33:43
  just I just thought that buying the pens and stuff. And I was like,
• 33:46
  ah, I'm miss doing it because I send him home with a pack
• 33:49
  and I like, this is everything's gonna need this year. Don't personalize it.
• 33:52
  I was like, you can't tell me what to do. Yeah,
• 33:53
  No, I love personalizing, and I also just loved getting because you wrote
• 33:58
  your name on Luise, didn't you. I certainly property off. There was
• 34:02
  a branding iron Cold but no way New Year. You know when you get
• 34:10
  the readers, like the folders, and you get like the wrapping and you
• 34:14
  sort of like stick it over. I was like, what are we gonna
• 34:15
  have? This Year's like foiled and special? Yeah, so yeah, that
• 34:20
  was a That was a favorite thing, largest homemade pepsi. For some reason,
• 34:23
  that reminded me of my childhood because I'm just like, that was us.
• 34:25
  Everything was homemade, and I was like, you know, it's a
• 34:28
  little thick, but the price is right, And I'm like when I was
• 34:30
  a kid, I was like, but now look at I'm like, I
• 34:31
  see the logic you saving money were true? Yeah, we only need to
• 34:36
  save money these days. Although I did try l a ice cola once and
• 34:37
  I was like, I can see why it's cheap. Correct, Well that's
• 34:44
  why the answer is nothing like the real thing. Yeah, I think that.
• 34:49
  I think that was one of my favorite bits and pieces. Let's just
• 34:52
  get into our review, shall we head trivia questions? With that? He
• 34:54
  asked me for one trivia question me pick your best one. Okay, how
• 34:58
  do you pronounce Libertaire? What month was the calendar at the recycling plant.
• 35:08
  I'm gonna say they start, so there's somethings they were doing, so they
• 35:13
  start on September. No, what if you're normally talking about a playboy playmate,
• 35:17
  you say miss what what? What's the first one that comes to mind
• 35:21
  when you say it? I don't know Miss November. It's Miss March for
• 35:24
  some reason. I never I always think it's Miss March. I never what
• 35:29
  the school start because they have summer break. Yeah, when they came back
• 35:32
  to school, I thought school started the school time started in Well, here's
• 35:36
  a nit we can pick. Maybe they're not coming back from summer holidays.
• 35:39
  It's just like the it feels like start of the school year. It does,
• 35:45
  doesn't it. Yeah? Maybe that maybe Miss March was just so hot.
• 35:49
  They was like, forget it, we don't need to know what day.
• 35:52
  He's living in the past, correct As I just did that review of
• 35:55
  Old and the Lisa and as the guy that he'd be there and he's like,
• 35:58
  you're living in the past. Man. All right, let's get into
• 36:00
  a review of the episode. So it originally and August twenty third, nineteen
• 36:04
  ninety eight. Written by j O'Brien and directed by Dominic Paul Sino. The
• 36:08
  episode kicks off with Homer and Lisa at the Try and Save with Margin Bartney
• 36:12
  gathering school supplies. Lisa just wants various types of paper. She's in heaven
• 36:15
  right now and but just want that he can use to course my hand with
• 36:19
  as would I be. I'm sorry, I'm a sucker. Not when you
• 36:21
  were eight, though, I was a big fan of like exercise books.
• 36:27
  Yeah, okay, it's like, oh that's a good one. Yeah.
• 36:30
  How long did it take before you gave up? Because you always try to
• 36:32
  keep it really tidy and then got to a point where you're like, you
• 36:35
  fucked up a line, like ah, just mess things up. Now I
• 36:37
  can draw scribbles in the cover and things like that. Yeah, it didn't
• 36:39
  take long. Although, as I've gotten older and I know a lot of
• 36:44
  writers and quote unquote creative types who were like this. You buy a notebook
• 36:47
  or like, oh, I'm gonna do some great journaling in this, and
• 36:50
  you're like great journaling. You get five pages and it's like, oh,
• 36:52
  my thoughts are so boring. I found that really interesting with Tom saying that
• 36:57
  he's creative writing is now his own personal diary. Yeah. I was like,
• 37:00
  I'm not gonna ask any more questions. This seems quite personal, but
• 37:02
  like that's cool. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, journaling and morning pages and
• 37:06
  all that kind of stuff. It's good for your mental health. One thing
• 37:08
  I've never done is keep a diary, and I kind of wish I did,
• 37:12
  you know, because lots sort of a record of like the kid's life
• 37:14
  growing up like this, the kids did this today, would have been nice
• 37:16
  to look back and go, I remember when that happened. Because when you're
• 37:19
  a dad mate getting no sleep, you honestly say, you say to me,
• 37:22
  now, what did you do yesterday? I'd have to think that's how
• 37:23
  bad my shot to memory is. Now what did you do yesterday? I
• 37:27
  have to think he's not lying. I actually can't remember what day it was.
• 37:32
  Yesterday? Was it Wednesday? No? Tuesday? Wednesday? Yesterday was
• 37:37
  Tuesdays. It's because I got up at like five o'clock this morning to talk
• 37:39
  with Michael. I'm not even a parent. I've got no excuse what day
• 37:43
  it is anyway, But yes, tries to have gathering school supplies and millhouse.
• 37:46
  Then sees Lisa tries to be cool glue in the Haird'm not sure they
• 37:49
  ever worked. Was that sort of drinkness? Was like a Winter's ninety eight.
• 37:52
  There's something that Mary hadn't come out yet, had it? Lisa?
• 37:55
  Stay cool? Millie? Oh hi, Lisa, did you have a nice
• 38:05
  summer? Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow.
• 38:09
  I like school me too. We have so much in common. You
• 38:15
  had a panguine to your calic. If you don't like it, it's gone.
• 38:22
  You want this? No, you've just given me a very vivid flashback
• 38:27
  of just you know, I love it when Corman was just the pure out
• 38:29
  of nowhere. Oh yeah, the week with the fortnight leading up for the
• 38:32
  new school year. This is a very old school kind of thing to talk
• 38:36
  about. But you had a crush on Well certainly, but you'd see them
• 38:38
  outside of school. It's like we're both shopping for school shoes. I mean
• 38:44
  because back in Geelong before we had the big department store Mark. It's the
• 38:46
  same now, mate, school shoes from the same place. Okay, well
• 38:50
  that yeah, I mean this was the case. But you know, oh
• 38:52
  you're getting shoes, so wow, what a coink. You didn't you have
• 38:53
  so much in common? What do you say? Six? So do you
• 38:59
  have a good sum But there was that thing where I can't really remember actually
• 39:05
  talking to them, but like, you're right, you'd sort of or you'd
• 39:07
  be just thinking in your head, we're gonna fall in love. It's gonna
• 39:08
  happen, It's gonna happen. This this is the year. I remember there
• 39:12
  was a girl that's primary school. Her it was Jade, and I loved
• 39:15
  her. And then one of my best friends started going out and she was
• 39:17
  his girlfriend. I was like, is she really going out? Yeah?
• 39:23
  But you know, oh, he's sort of like, oh, should I
• 39:25
  approach them now? It was like you sort of feel more grown up if
• 39:29
  you're not seeing them in school. Yeah, And I was like, get
• 39:31
  away from my daughter. Who is this man you're talking about last week?
• 39:37
  Right? That's correct? All right, enough about my embarrassing history. But
• 39:44
  yeah, So Milhouse makes a fool of himself here and Homer is now the
• 39:47
  cookie Mart. I've always liked the idea of the Quikie Mart having its own
• 39:52
  stuff, like the cookie dog, you know, such as the hot dog.
• 39:53
  It's Quikie Dog. He's branding everything. So he's getting his regular homies,
• 39:57
  got the bubble Gumpsaguar, the Quokie Dog and six Success Magazine. It's
• 40:00
  not really a gag there, like, Okay, well, I guess I's
• 40:04
  sort of planting this the idea of what he wants to become a further himself.
• 40:07
  Yeah, so Success Magazine. He's cleaned out the machine. So now
• 40:09
  the quicker dogs don't sound taste any good because they haven't been soaking in their
• 40:14
  pretty grease we giness. We can taste, yes, So I was going
• 40:20
  to ask this to Tom obviously, but we didn't get around to it.
• 40:22
  What's your idea of a perfect greasy meal. Oh, it's usually fried chicken,
• 40:25
  fried chicken. Yeah, I'm probably a fried chicken burger. Yeah,
• 40:29
  it's gonna have chips on the side of chicken, salt, bit of aoli
• 40:31
  to dip them in. Not so much about dipping the chips, you know,
• 40:36
  dippy chips. Oh, sometimes I do. My go to fried chicken
• 40:38
  meal is from the Hot Chicken Project here in Geelong. You love your tenders.
• 40:43
  Friend of the pod is We did to make them an actual friend of
• 40:45
  the pot because we mentioned them so often. We do and always complimentary.
• 40:50
  Yeah, because they do great chicken. I've never had chicken from there,
• 40:52
  ever, it's pretty good. It's quite good. If you can do a
• 40:55
  tast test on the podcast and say, all right, guys, hit u
• 40:58
  up with some free chicken, I'll talk about how great much, how much
• 41:00
  I love it on the show. All right, Well, once I've dropped
• 41:01
  ten kilos and I'm not afraid of raw, how much do you want to
• 41:05
  lose? Fifteen kilos? How much you lost five already? About that?
• 41:09
  Cool? Yeah, yeah, you know me, I can't weigh myself.
• 41:12
  It's just my mental well, that's thing I'm not. I'm not weighing myself
• 41:15
  frequently. Obviously. I've just got the barometer shirt. I know myself that
• 41:19
  if I went in and weigh myself right now, I'd be obsessed with my
• 41:21
  weight for the next six months. So just believe me, man, it
• 41:24
  is what it is. But no, it would be yeah, man.
• 41:28
  Three fried chicken tendis medium to regular hot fries on the side, and they
• 41:34
  give you a nice slice of white bread and some pickles, so they spice
• 41:37
  them up for you as well. They they can spice them up, you
• 41:39
  can go. I think they've got so damn hot as the hottest. I
• 41:43
  always love the idea of the ring Stinger pizza from Pizzas of Attitude. What
• 41:45
  a name, I know, right, it reminds me of my name,
• 41:49
  because my name used to always get the ring Stinger pizza with extra halipinos because
• 41:53
  she loves things really, really hot. And she said that's the only pizza
• 41:57
  where she felt like she was eating something actually hot. She's the ring Stingers
• 42:00
  reminds me of Na What a lady? Yes, yeah, so yeah,
• 42:06
  that's my favorite greasy meal. And you you're going for chicken burgies, I'm
• 42:08
  gonna go with like if we're going for fast food places, it's a double
• 42:13
  tender beer from KFC with some chips on the side and some tenders as well.
• 42:15
  I mean getting a fresh macas burger. And I mean, I know
• 42:20
  they say, oh, we make them fresh and all that, but you
• 42:22
  know those occasions you get one, it's like, oh, you man,
• 42:24
  you are fresh off the grilla. Yeah, and you could buns of warm
• 42:27
  still yeah literally holding it's like, oh, you're so greasy. But my
• 42:30
  idea is like a perfect greasy meal. My favorite is a chicken soup lkey
• 42:35
  with extra chicken of course, and garlic sauce. What sauce do you have
• 42:37
  on your soup? Hikes? Chilian garlic, Chilian garlic. Okay, yeah,
• 42:42
  I'm not a big not much of a spice man, but garlics might
• 42:44
  go to But I used to love fish and chips on a Sunday night after
• 42:45
  a weekend of drinking. Yeah, fish and chips, can you think of
• 42:51
  it? I haven't had chips this year yet. Got I've gone off deep
• 42:53
  fried stuff. I miss it. I missed those chips. So we've been
• 42:58
  making it. I finally learned how to use the every air fryer, and
• 43:00
  I'm like, this is great. It's healthy. It's not quite no no,
• 43:06
  and look elemented and look. In the name of full disclosure, I'm
• 43:09
  sort of dropping keto and saying I'm trying to lose weight now. I did
• 43:13
  a fish and chips on Sunday. It was good. It was good actually,
• 43:15
  But at the same time, this is so good that I'm like,
• 43:17
  I've got to have this all the time. It's like you're allowed one cheat
• 43:21
  meal a month. That's the way it works, mate, You're gotta treat
• 43:24
  yourself sometimes. It's indeed, Yeah, did you enjoy it? Though?
• 43:27
  I did. Yeah. The thing is, though, when you've gone off
• 43:30
  for so long, you built up in your mind. I can't wait for
• 43:31
  this. I'm gonna treat myself. It's never quite as good as you remember.
• 43:35
  It's just like I don't know, but yeah, I really want chips.
• 43:38
  That's my dad's birthday. Today's happy birth it's my dad. And I
• 43:40
  was like, do you want to have takeaway? I'll shout and you was
• 43:43
  like, nah, I'm going out with your mum. I'm like, fair
• 43:45
  enough. Well that's what he wrote. I tried to nice enough anyway.
• 43:53
  So yeah, the episode, he's at the QUICKI Mart. He's got the
• 43:57
  greasy foods. But then Homer thinks he's gonna be rich because he arteries are
• 44:00
  filled with clogged with grease. And then he starts cooking bacon just to get
• 44:02
  the grease, as you were mentioning earlier, has made the dog all sick.
• 44:06
  I love it looks like he's ready for another squeeze. And that side
• 44:10
  of bacon was from my Bridge game tonight March. If you don't mind,
• 44:15
  I'm a little busy right now, achieving financial independence with Kens of Greece No
• 44:20
  through stavings and wise investments of course with Reeds. My Mike, the bus
• 44:25
  is here. Where do you think you're going? It's the first day of
• 44:30
  school. Not for you, it isn't you're in the grease business now.
• 44:34
  I did kind of feel sorry for Barton's episode though, Barcelo let to go
• 44:37
  to school. Yeah, it is right, is sad because the first day
• 44:38
  of school you're gonna miss the firs day of school. That's when he says,
• 44:42
  here, so this is I thought they started school in September? Do
• 44:44
  they not? I think so because we started at the side of the start
• 44:47
  of the year because we end our summer holidays. Yeah, who knows,
• 44:51
  who knows, It doesn't matter, but yes, but it's a bit sad.
• 44:53
  He's going to miss out on going to school, which is weird,
• 44:57
  but he's in the grease business. Now. We're now at the school and
• 45:00
  they're all going talking about there some a vacation. That was one of the
• 45:01
  drags of like back to school. It's like, don't do anything interesting enough,
• 45:06
  Like everyone's like, I shaid Homer played video games, I got sun
• 45:10
  burnt. This is where Lisa is asked, oh, he Skinner wants someone
• 45:14
  for a volunteer for a thankless chore, and Lisa's the one puts her hand
• 45:16
  up and it's two. Guide the new student Alex around the school. Now.
• 45:20
  She says the line here, which I liked, don't be such a
• 45:22
  phoebe as a kid. That was straight over my head. Yeah, but
• 45:24
  that's a nice little that's the reference there, by the way, Alex Whitney,
• 45:28
  very intimidating name, very cool girl name. Mike Whitney not as intimidating.
• 45:32
  Absolutely not to know unless he was walking up to you, saying,
• 45:36
  I mean I always wish to be on Who Days Wins. Whenever I used
• 45:37
  to go to town, I'd be like, one day's gonna be there offering
• 45:40
  me fifty bucks. Put my head into a bucket of like fish cuts.
• 45:43
  You know, did you ever watch Who Dads Wins? I'm aware of it,
• 45:45
  and not think I may have watched one or two episodes. She was,
• 45:50
  yeah, Yeah, Mike Whitney, he was a cricketer, right,
• 45:52
  he was, Yeah, And also the judge or the referee for Gladiators in
• 45:55
  the nineties, Gladiators. Are you ready? Do you realize there's new Gladiators
• 45:59
  on? I think it sort of came and went pretty quickly. Yeah,
• 46:01
  I don't think anymore. I was like, well, Vulcan's not on it,
• 46:05
  so I ain't watching true. It was a good Netflix stocko about the
• 46:07
  American Glady. I've watched it yet. It looks awesome. Though. It's
• 46:09
  really good, an't they like royed it up and just like fucking everyone and
• 46:14
  pretty much Yeah. Yeah, but there's there's a bit of the end involving
• 46:19
  you're going to spoil something, you know, I'm just going to say there's
• 46:21
  a bit at the end involving a contestant that's all like where are they now?
• 46:24
  Or you know what happened post Gladiators And he sort of drops his line
• 46:28
  that literally made my jaw drop. I'm like, what you did? What?
• 46:31
  So did? What? With? Who? In where? But Lisa
• 46:37
  here, she's she's into kids stuff and doles and playing jacks and she's a
• 46:42
  kid though. That's why she's into kids stuff. Although it's kind of odd
• 46:45
  that it's like Lisa is usually the one that's more mature kids. Yeah,
• 46:49
  and suddenly she has friends at school, Like she takes her friends away.
• 46:52
  When when is Lisa ever hanging out with the kids. Yeah, we're sharing
• 46:54
  terry. Yeah, it's also a little bit of a disconnect that she's sort
• 46:59
  of talking about these very childish things but almost in a kind of an adult
• 47:01
  fashion. It's like, well, you gonna want to get yours up a
• 47:04
  good doll and all this kind of bit. It's like, I get where
• 47:07
  you're coming from, and that's the joke. But at the same time,
• 47:10
  it's like, Yeah, if I was being talked to like this by another
• 47:15
  sort of eight year I'll be like, what, what's your fucking story?
• 47:17
  Do you think? It's a case of Lisa. She's I don't know,
• 47:21
  like she's all she's got elements of Alex in her where she tries to act
• 47:24
  older than her what she actually is. Yes, but she still wants to
• 47:28
  be like the smartest kid as opposed to a young adult. This is a
• 47:30
  I don't know if it's even that finer distinction, but the thinction I'm drawing
• 47:34
  my head is that Lisa has grown up, Alex is mature. That's how
• 47:37
  they're presenting anyway. Yeah, I mean Lisa presents like an adult and Alex
• 47:42
  present is like someone who's fifteen or sixteen. I do like the trophy case
• 47:45
  ruse as well for cleaning belief, but she takes her to the to the
• 47:51
  caffeteria and she says, can new girl sit with us? And she's a
• 47:52
  little weird, but just give her a chance, and she immediately wins them
• 47:55
  over with her cell phone and everything doesn't pan bag. I did love the
• 47:59
  gay that who twins? Which one's the evil one? It didn't day,
• 48:04
  didn't it? Yeah, so Alex will use just a second hello. Oh
• 48:12
  yeah, like i'd be seen with a Discover card. You have a cell
• 48:15
  phone and a purse. That's it. Don't be shy now, maybe a
• 48:22
  little joke to break the ice for a big joke. Careful now, nobody
• 48:30
  likes to show off. Where are they going? Hey? Wait up?
• 48:38
  They left without me. Lisa, I've got an next to your seat,
• 48:45
  and you've got an extra lunch. Catch my drift Millhouse, lower those eyebrows
• 48:52
  and the other one. I know it's supposed to sort of Oh, it's
• 48:58
  not that Lisa's looking at for it, But it also I felt kind of
• 49:00
  patron idea, didn't It almost puts you off side a little bit everyone.
• 49:05
  When she says that she's a little weird, but just give her a chance,
• 49:07
  it's like you're better than her. But Milhouse tries to sweep in lower
• 49:09
  those eyebrows, and the other one that's that's not one of those iconic moments.
• 49:14
  I forgot which episode it was in, and Lisa is sad. Here
• 49:16
  we come back for commercial, Lisa's telling the family that they did her at
• 49:20
  school. Master jests they want you to do a surprise party, or maybe
• 49:22
  they're playing a surprise party for you. She drinks aste tea. Have you
• 49:28
  ever did you have a moment in your life where you didn't like somebody and
• 49:30
  they do something which isn't that bad, but you just didn't it made you
• 49:34
  dislike them even more, even though it's not even that big of a deal
• 49:37
  like this one. Here she drinks asty tea, which is sort of a
• 49:38
  big deal, but because she didn't know she doesn't like her, it's sort
• 49:42
  of like makes it seem what it is. Yeah, I know what you're
• 49:44
  talking about, and I'm sure it's happened. I'm struggling to think of like
• 49:46
  specific There's like people also like maybe you work with and I say, oh,
• 49:50
  he says this, and everyone's like I like him, and I'm like,
• 49:52
  how can you like it? And usually because they've said they'll mispronounced liberatory
• 49:58
  or something like or Indian. It's like it's just the little things that really
• 50:05
  get under your skin and then really burrow under your Skin's like, oh god,
• 50:08
  it's so harmless. But it's like, now he's on a drawboard.
• 50:12
  Homer says, you need to copy her in every way. I always great
• 50:14
  with the life advice. What would Alex say? And Alix arrives with the
• 50:17
  friends the next day. She apologizes, tries to give us some ear rings,
• 50:21
  but they're for pierced ears, and Lisa is just not ready for pierced
• 50:23
  ears. Maybe you can put them money. Doll I was like, oh
• 50:25
  oh that's about oh Caddy, And yeah, sure you'll be ready someday.
• 50:30
  This is where Skinner asked Lisa to run the Apple pic, and Alex's got
• 50:34
  a different idea. She wants to do the school dance correct, which Lisa
• 50:37
  obviously eventually agrees. Then we've got Simpson and Son Grease co. Yeah,
• 50:42
  have we skipped where they first go to the grease company. You're not to
• 50:45
  grease company or whatever it else? Oh yeah we have yes, home makes
• 50:46
  sixty three cents from Greece. Ye give over that sorry? Yeah, yeah,
• 50:50
  yeah, you're right, So Homer, Yeah, he makes sixty three
• 50:51
  cents from grease. The bacon cost twenty seven dollars. You mum paid for
• 50:53
  that. Yeah, but when she gets money from you and I give my
• 50:57
  money from grease, what's the problem. I don't look like that. It's
• 51:00
  like, soon we'll be earning paper money. Yes, we need to expand
• 51:05
  our operation. But yeahs under that scene there. But so I'm realizing that
• 51:09
  he's going to be dedicating his life now to this this new scheme. From
• 51:13
  home. But they're driving past the school, but it's looking out the window
• 51:15
  quite sad, and they ripping crusty burger. Look at that red headed kid.
• 51:17
  It must be twenty dollars worth of grease on his forehead alone. I
• 51:22
  was thinking more of the deep briar. All right, that's right, you're
• 51:24
  did you have acne when you were younger? Terrible acne? Like I'm talking
• 51:29
  my big terrible actu. I wouldn't want to leave the house. That's funny.
• 51:31
  Lou and I were actually talking about this the other day, and I
• 51:34
  think both of us sort of dodged a bullet. I mean I had the
• 51:36
  odd pimple here and there, but never Yeah, never terrible acne or anything
• 51:39
  like that. You always get the recurring ones in like certain spots. I'd
• 51:44
  one that will always come up on like my yeah, on my phone here
• 51:46
  all the time cause like land the bed. Yeah, I put my hand
• 51:50
  next to my face like that and it's to go greasy and in him my
• 51:52
  nose. I used to get in my life. Oh yeah, there was
• 51:54
  one. I don't get the one. And it's like when you're at school
• 51:58
  and everyone tries to cheating normally, You're like, you know there, but
• 52:00
  if everyone's treating you normally, you sort of forget they're there. Well,
• 52:02
  stuff is one. It was like on my eye here on the side of
• 52:05
  my nose, and I could see it as like blocking my vision is that
• 52:07
  big. I just remember going to school and I'm like, oh, everyone's
• 52:09
  like being nice, but I know they're all looking at my acne, like
• 52:13
  as a teenager. You know, you're fifteen at school and he's got faithful
• 52:15
  acne. That's not the worst, but like suck, you learned to grow
• 52:20
  thick skin. But like I always say, like, you know, it's
• 52:22
  easy to say, no one cares. I get I've been there, you
• 52:27
  know I get it. It fucking sucks. Oh, but there's people you
• 52:30
  get look at people who have actual issues, whether it they can't walk or
• 52:32
  they can't hear, things like that, and it's like, this is pretty
• 52:36
  small potatoes and what are you worried about? But I can still as a
• 52:37
  fifteen year old, it feels like it's the worst thing in the world.
• 52:40
  It really would, even though it's not correct. But Simpson in sun Grease
• 52:45
  cour Yeah, I just love that this is create his business. But the
• 52:47
  my god, you're crazy. As a kid, I didn't really appreciate this
• 52:52
  scene enough, but now now I'm just like, holy shit, this is
• 52:53
  amazing. They put the grease in the car. If you mum did woman
• 52:57
  her car rules shouldn't done a bit ch of a hunting her keys. And
• 53:00
  then the grease is stolen by acne grease and as it turns out, and
• 53:02
  shovel cove. We want the shovel. That's just such a Swart Spolder thing
• 53:08
  to me, like that kind of that's a real classic Simpsons gag is we
• 53:13
  want the shovel racket as well. The girls all arrive at the More for
• 53:17
  some party supplies, Like why they're still hanging out with Lisa. It's just
• 53:20
  we're seeing Lisa with friends. It makes the story flow. But yeah,
• 53:23
  but she's always a loner, that's correct. Yeah, it's an odd one.
• 53:28
  But I didn't thought about until just now. But we've got Dingo Junction.
• 53:30
  That's where that's the hot place of all the cool clothes. So Dingo
• 53:34
  Junction, that's the name of the game. Dash Dingo's the video game that
• 53:37
  Lisa plays when she's skipping school pretending she's six because she gets it did play
• 53:40
  Dash Dingo and that was the same Dingo in the Lego expanded its operation Dingo
• 53:45
  Junction. What a name? Yeah, I know, right, But they're
• 53:49
  gonna look ahead, ahead of their age by adding some accessories, some lip
• 53:52
  glass, possibly dropped five pounds. They're gonna look good for their date.
• 53:54
  And Lisa's like, I don't want what do you mean? What is hello?
• 53:58
  Stop saying hello? And the DM y don't mess yourself. Lisa says,
• 54:04
  she just wants to be a kid. Hello, And she realizes I've
• 54:07
  lost them. Homer is now sad he's been muscled out of the business as
• 54:09
  well as the muscle for higher business. And Marsha is just a new scheme,
• 54:15
  a crazy scheme. Raising em I say, Emmy EMU farm, but
• 54:20
  suggests wanted me to do one last big score and I like that that's what
• 54:22
  I want to do. That's why you're here, and he laughs at Marge's
• 54:24
  emy farm idea. Now that is then discussing huckleberries. It is an odd
• 54:29
  thing, isn't it? Like you never go back to canned but then least
• 54:32
  then arrives. This obviously wasn't what they're going for, but I've got it
• 54:36
  kind of makes sense. She's looking like Sandy in Greece the Grease episode.
• 54:42
  Very clever. Dan. It's not obviously what they're going for, but just
• 54:45
  reminding because the kids a watching Greece all the time at the moment and I'm
• 54:47
  watching, I'm like, isn't that great of a movie? Not really.
• 54:51
  I loved when I was greet when I was younger, and like the songs
• 54:52
  are great, but I'm like everything in between is kind of ain't not suitable
• 54:55
  for kids and be kind of weird. The line the chicks cream and I'm
• 55:00
  like, I heard my mum sing it a lot with the kids the other
• 55:01
  day. She's like singing Grease lightly. I was like, it's so weird.
• 55:05
  Yeah, we're just sang it. The chicks are creamy, and I'm
• 55:07
  like, yeah, it's a real pussy wagon. Yeah, holy moment.
• 55:09
  Yeah. I mean, but this stuff in there, you know, that's
• 55:12
  a tit and you're like, whoa, holy moly, calm down, Danny
• 55:17
  Zuko. Yeah, and all that stuff about it. Tell me more,
• 55:20
  Tell me did she put up the faith? All this kind of business.
• 55:22
  But I mean there's a whole even aside from the songs, there's a bit
• 55:24
  we're assault her sexually. No, I think what is it? Canicki and
• 55:30
  Rizzo having sex on the condom breaks or something or he doesn't have a condom
• 55:34
  or something, and it's like what now she's pregnant or and then they're celebrated,
• 55:37
  they're all happy, like yeah. I mean I haven't seen this when
• 55:40
  I was about seven or so actually at the cinema because we all watch it
• 55:44
  when we're kids. Yeah, yeh. And I'm sure there are bits of
• 55:46
  it going, oh, well, this Songe's great. I mean, oh,
• 55:49
  we've got a trush on o Livia and Newton John and wow John Travoldgan
• 55:51
  really dance. But there were parts of me going, the fuck is going
• 55:53
  on here? I don't I don't understand this or it's like I don't think
• 55:57
  I should be hearing this and making fun of living it John because she's a
• 56:00
  virgin. Yeah, this whole look at me on Sandra d thing, It's
• 56:01
  like I'm getting this on a basic level. It's like, oh, she's
• 56:05
  a bit of a goody two shoes, but yeah, in the whole line
• 56:07
  about lousy with virginity and all that kind of stuff, it's like, Wow,
• 56:09
  Grease is an odd duck. It is very very odd. But then
• 56:14
  this is the thing. Obviously it's just Danny Zuko Bullshi. But he implies
• 56:16
  in that song tell me more that they did it on the beach, but
• 56:20
  apparently she's a virgin. It's like I can't keep up. Well, that's
• 56:22
  teenage boys for you. Though. Did you go all the way? Oh
• 56:27
  yeah, all the way? She was good. You knew what I mean.
• 56:32
  No one knows what they mean. I love about Grease, no house,
• 56:37
  I've been looking all over for you. Listen, you've had a crush.
• 56:42
  I mean, right, well, this is your lucky day because you're
• 56:44
  gonna take me to the dance. Pretty great, I see you. Oh
• 56:49
  but I can't I already asked somebody, so unasked her what that one you're
• 56:54
  talking me? You got that? And it's gonna be a magical evening.
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  What am I doing? This isn't me. I'm sorry, Malhouse playing free
• 57:07
  next weekend. There's plenty of Milhouse to go around. And then we come
• 57:14
  back at home and Bart now living home at night in the greasemobile, and
• 57:16
  he promises, God, if he gets the payoff here, you'll doing it
• 57:19
  half the profits to charity. He's not stupid, Dad, Let's just go.
• 57:22
  And then the drums fall off. He knew should have attached those somehow.
• 57:24
  Lisa is now looking at germs and they've got dates and March here is
• 57:30
  just like every mum of a loser kid. I think I love the line,
• 57:32
  which is just like I have to, honey. It's like, you
• 57:35
  don't actually believe I'm gonna be the bawl of the ball. I have to,
• 57:37
  honey. I've gotta support you no matter what, even if I truly
• 57:40
  believe it. But she says, you still have a good time, and
• 57:43
  I agree, you can still have a good time. It's like when I
• 57:45
  go with my friends, are like, oh, you're gonna be drinking.
• 57:46
  It's not like I don't really need to I rather just drive home. Yeah,
• 57:52
  but then you know they're canting on Lisa to the tickets, and Marge
• 57:54
  talks to him to going well, scares her away, scares her away with
• 57:58
  every Simpson dance. Now yeah, Homer then says this better work because he
• 58:02
  doesn't want to work on that EMU farm. And they arrive at the school.
• 58:06
  They turn on the suction and we get the eye moment. Yeah,
• 58:07
  which always just grossed me out when I was a kid. I love that
• 58:10
  that you call back to it a little bit later. There were those little
• 58:14
  rubber monster head squishing squeeze them like the eyes would bowlded. I guess that's
• 58:19
  yeah, maybe they're going for you, Lisa. They're still collecting tickets.
• 58:22
  Everyone's having a good time. Was on the door opens, You can hear
• 58:23
  the music clos that's very very quiet Bill Houses date, as Kevin McAlister would
• 58:29
  say, Wolf, do you know that was the directors or one of the
• 58:34
  writers' sons dressed in girls clothes? Oh my gosh. Really Yeah, they're
• 58:37
  like, we don't want to actually make fun of a girl. We'll get
• 58:38
  a boy dressed up as a girl. Okay, that's pretty clear, but
• 58:43
  Homer, but then arrive in the cafeteria and they get the grease, and
• 58:46
  now we wait, so is this your school? Well it used to be.
• 58:50
  It's like, oh, I feel bad for partner that's just been taken
• 58:52
  out of school. Really, then walks in freshening up in his undies and
• 58:54
  in a tower. What's he's cleaning himself with like ajax on a Brellow pain
• 58:58
  or something. It's like, oh god, that's so scol Yes, I
• 59:05
  mean ah, I mean, what are you doing here? We're a new
• 59:09
  foreign exchange students from Scotland, said spit priest. I'm from Scotland. Where
• 59:19
  you hail from North kilt Town? No fooling, I'm from North Kilttown.
• 59:27
  Do you know Angus McCleod. Wait a minute, here's no Angus McCleod in
• 59:32
  North Kiltown. Why you're not from Scotland at all? I don't bit daft.
• 59:39
  I was born in rip What the my the diamond grease? No,
• 59:46
  yeah, even grease pundits, I'll kill you. The old idea of what
• 59:51
  they're trying to run away in this event and he's just chasing up strangles in
• 59:57
  from the ipops that once again. Skinner then asked Lisa to take a because
• 1:00:00
  mother has found a doom bug corner and she got a corner in the basement
• 1:00:02
  and she goes in and she realizes that nobody is dancing together because acting like
• 1:00:07
  a bunch of kids. Yep, that's what I don't actually recall ever having
• 1:00:10
  a dance. At primary school, we used to have the things called the
• 1:00:14
  Ruggrats Disco. You remember Ruggrats. It was the kids said to wear cotton
• 1:00:16
  on now is yes and Friday night, seven o'clock Ruggrets Disco seven till ten,
• 1:00:22
  All ages, all underage, all ages, underage, all ages.
• 1:00:28
  And that's where I got my first kiss, and I saw my first boobies.
• 1:00:32
  I saw them, yeah, Molly, Yeah, it's just it's literally
• 1:00:37
  just come back to me. So being in the tunnels at explated at Rugrats
• 1:00:40
  going through and there was just like this girl who was just like flashing this
• 1:00:45
  kid, this boy his name was Daniel always says last Daniel m and he
• 1:00:49
  was just like you don't check it out and she flashed me as well,
• 1:00:51
  and I was like I know what to do right, Yeah, So many
• 1:00:53
  feelings, yes, good times. The Rugrats discoll What was your earliest like
• 1:01:00
  school social or dance or things like that, or or just like an advoca
• 1:01:05
  disco kind of thing. Didn't they have like the blue light discot the lyric
• 1:01:07
  or something. Wasn't that a thing after my time that I was older?
• 1:01:13
  Yeah? Yeah, I mean I remember when I was at school there was
• 1:01:16
  there's the Italian Social Club out on the out on the road to like Ocean
• 1:01:20
  Grove and that. But it's actually called the Peninsula, isn't it. I
• 1:01:22
  think so oh might just actually be called the Italian Social Club because it had
• 1:01:27
  a nickname that I cannot say on this podcast. I know what it is.
• 1:01:30
  You know, I gave them not said to say, yes, we
• 1:01:34
  don't say that, And you know i'd hear about oh yeah we went to
• 1:01:39
  some and so on the weekend, and I'm like, oh, that sounds
• 1:01:42
  like funny. Yes, thanks for reminding me. I just sound like too
• 1:01:45
  far away and too honestly too much when we're growing up. When I was
• 1:01:46
  growing up, like Lee Pott going Leopods on the Elephant Graveyard. But you
• 1:01:53
  know, there'd be the odd, yeah, just house party where it's or
• 1:01:57
  you know, video night or something like that. And then yeah, I
• 1:02:00
  think there were a couple of school dances, and it all sort of culminated
• 1:02:02
  in year twelve with this this big dance web. You're able to actually allow
• 1:02:06
  it, even if you weren't fully eighteen, you were sort of allowed to
• 1:02:07
  drink, and we all just got ship faced. That's the thing. I
• 1:02:14
  asked that this girl who was so I was punching so far above my weight.
• 1:02:17
  I couldn't believe it that. She said, yet, that's what you
• 1:02:20
  do. You got to take chances. Well, yeah, it's lovely.
• 1:02:22
  Girl actually said yes. But then I made up with another girl, dirty
• 1:02:25
  dog. I said, your dirty dog. Oh dear, Oh, well,
• 1:02:32
  apologies to this girl. We all break a heart or two, didn't
• 1:02:37
  we? Well, had a heartbreak and and we broke some hearts as well.
• 1:02:39
  Yeah. Correct, Oh Lisa, it's terrible, Okay, this dance
• 1:02:44
  has gone Titanic. What happened? Well, the boys and girls are like
• 1:02:47
  afraid of each other. They're acting like a bunch of kids. I know
• 1:02:52
  what is up with about it. It's because they are kids, and so
• 1:02:54
  are we. Come on, Alex, we've only got nine, maybe ten
• 1:03:00
  years tips when we can giggle in church and cheer with our mouths open and
• 1:03:05
  go days without meaning we'll never have that freedom again. Listen. You can
• 1:03:10
  giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card, so
• 1:03:14
  on you Billian Homer then caused a greace to explode. It comes through the
• 1:03:19
  vent into the dance. Here comes a grease ball and that's what That's what
• 1:03:22
  Tom was mentioning Luid. I love that. He's like, I won't do
• 1:03:27
  the accent, but no, hold spot, it's okay when Isaiah yes anyway,
• 1:03:37
  so funny. But then Lisa tells a just at your age and she
• 1:03:39
  throws a greaseball at her, which she didn't start doing in return, and
• 1:03:43
  there was some bacon in that. That's the end of the episode. Yeah,
• 1:03:45
  a sweet ending. They haven't hit the well. This is considered post
• 1:03:50
  golden ear season ten, but there's still got Golden era of vibes to it.
• 1:03:52
  It does. It's got golden residue, shall we say, yes,
• 1:03:57
  crazy residue. All right, guys, thank you so much for listening to
• 1:03:59
  our view of a lot of the dance. It was great to go back
• 1:04:01
  and revisit this one. And thanks again to Tom Libertory get it right for
• 1:04:08
  coming onto the show. Hopefully we can get anyone in the future. Well,
• 1:04:11
  you're gonna watch a new episode, isn't he indeed, and we're going
• 1:04:13
  to see a whole new tattoo hopefully we are. Indeed, hopefully it gives
• 1:04:15
  us a scoop and we can put on our page and have like the exclusive.
• 1:04:18
  Oh that'd be great, that would be great indeed. But yeah,
• 1:04:20
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• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:40
  it Mick g or something? Probably not that, but you know a littther
• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:56
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• 1:04:59
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