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Welcome Back Day, Drinking with Dog. It is a beautiful Tuesday afternoon,
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the day after Tax Day. I owe every year, so it's a
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day I don't look forward to, and I paid in full, so I'm
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good to go. Thanks for joining me. This is my fourth annual NFL
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Draft preview show and it is the fourth time that Spins and Forger have come
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on the show. Gentlemen, Welcome back. Thanks for having us. This
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is probably one of the biggest years for me as a Patriots fan. I
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thought that was three years ago when we drafted Mac Jones, but apparently not.
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It is a humongous year for the Jets. Mister Witchery, how do
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you feel about the Jets not necessarily in the draft. Let's before we get
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to the draft, We're gonna do a little We're gonna have our own little
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mock draft top ten. I kind of did mine the other day with my
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buddy Chris, so I'll do the same one I did. I don't think
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I'm not gonna change it. Like everyone else changes theirs. But I almost
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see, like I can see the Jets being favored like to win the division
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just because Buffalo got worse the Patriots of the Patriots right now, and Dolphins
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didn't get any better, they got worse. And if Rogers can stay healthy,
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which is obviously a big if. If Rogers can stay healthy, I
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don't see why you can't win a division, correct, I mean, there's
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a zero reason not to. I mean, but there's a lot of question
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marks. They're all in, unlike those the Cowboys who say they're all in
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and haven't made a single move, Well, they've been doing that for ten
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years at least. The Jets are, I mean, they're trying. They
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literally put all their chips in the table, you know. I mean,
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there's you know, a lot of injury concerns, and that's what it's going
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to come down to you. But if they stay healthy, there's no reason
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they shouldn't win that division. So this is what makes me laugh about the
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Jets. You are putting all those eggs in the basket now for I guess
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hopefully two years of Rogers. I think if Rogers gets hurt like last year,
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he'll He's not coming back at all, right, could we agree with
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that? Yeah, he's pushing that late Tom Brady eclipse. But let's say
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he plays two years, right, and you don't win the Super Bowl,
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which, let's be honest, it's you know, with Mahomes in our league
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and then San France and San France, it's it's, you know, but
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anything can happen. I'm not saying you guys, I mean Rogers has won
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one before. We don't know if you could still play though, Like it's
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just we have to come out and see it. But you see it two
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years from now, the Jets being right back to where they were, and
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just like like now now there here we are, no Rogers. You're back
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in the same boat trying to find another quarterback. And now you get all
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the contracts coming up of all the good draft picks you had, you know,
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Sauce Gardner and Garrett Wilson and whoever. And so my point being is
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this is like the most winnest now team the Jets have ever had, even
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more so than last year. And it's kind of like what the Rams did
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a couple of years ago. You know, they traded all their draft picks
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and basically said Okay, we're signing these free agents, We're trading for Jalen
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Ramsey, Matthew Stafford, all this. We don't care. It's win or
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bust. They want you guys, aren't trading all your draft picks. So
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well, I mean, look, that's where we're Luckily, we still have
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our future. We've been good with the draft, with the exception of drafting
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quarterbacks because they're awful with that. But yeah, I mean they've got basically
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a two to your window. And I'm sure if you ask any Jet fan,
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if we win one in the next two years, that's yeah, we
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stink for the next twenty. Who cares. I'll take it because I've stuck
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my whole life, so I'm okay with it. But I mean, hey,
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it's I'd rather be a team like that than a team that just openly
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doesn't care or try, you know what I mean. So I mean,
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it is what it is. They give us hope, and I'm sure they'll
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disappoint like usual, but hey, I'm still a static. You guys beat
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us in weeks eighteen finally to get us the third pick in the draft and
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hopefully get Drake May if we take JJ McCarthy I might jump off the cruise
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ship. I'm gonna be on next Thursday, but agreed. Like like so
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in two thousand and one when the Patriots won the Super Bowl, actually two
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thousand and two, whatever I was in that boat never won one. You've
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never seen one in your lifetime, and I was, I was, you
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know, Patriots hadn't have one as a franchise. And then it's funny though,
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and only speaking from experience, it was kind of like the Red Sox
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and know four, like, oh my god, we finally did it,
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like I can you know, the old people can die now kind of mentality.
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But then like you get the taste and then you want more, and
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then holy shit, we went on a fucking run. You know, the
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Patriots, the Red Sox, the Bruins, the Celtics all won. There's
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like twelve championship wait, six or four to two yeaes in twelve championships in
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the last twenty twenty years for Boston Sports. And I guess again my point
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being is like with the Jets, like, even if you do win one,
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I know you're gonna be super extatic and I probably won't even want to
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hang around you for a while. But well, you're not Dallas fans though,
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yea thous one one. Oh god, you forget it. I think
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I was in college in those years in that when ninety six something like that,
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they were winning. They were insufferable back then. But I mean,
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I honestly, I'm kind of like sort of like rooting for you a little
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bit. Like I just like, I know, we're not winning anything this
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year unless you know, we pull a Houston. I mean, we're not
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winning super Bowl. Maybe maybe we go nine and eight and you know,
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back door in the playoffs or something, but I don't. I just don't
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see that happen. I don't think we have the talent on the roster.
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But uh, you know, I kind of like sort of I hate Buffalo,
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like fuck the Miami's just that coach is so arrogant, and uh,
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I kind of like Salah. I like Sauce Gardner, I don't I love
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Rogers and everything he stands for. Yeah, so I mean they're kind of
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like like I know they're in my division, but like I'm I'm I'll be
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tuning in, let's say, every Sunday to watch him. Yeah, it's
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definitely and you've seen a different side of Rogers like since he's come to New
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York, like he's been more open and like, you know, it's just
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like like it's showing like yet showed up yesterday at OTAs. You know,
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he never never did that in Green Bag, right, you know what I
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mean, He's he's just as all in as everybody else, and he almost
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always has to at this point, you missed all last year, right,
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So I mean, hey, listen, I'm looking forward to it. You
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know, it could be a dumpster fire if everything goes wrong, but could
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be awesome. So it'll be entertaining either way. It's yeah, it's it's
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gonna be one of those teams to definitely keep an eye on all year.
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And then your team justin we got the Seattle Seahawks. Ye, who will
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be coming to the East Coast this year, right, they will. They'll
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be playing at New England and at the Jets. Right the Jets too.
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Wow, I might maybe I'll go see you. I don't know if I've
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ever seen Seattle. No, I don't think I have. Yeah, we
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won a couple of years ago, like five or six years ago in New
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England. I didn't go to Seattle. No, no, no, did
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we see them yep. Remember I got into Scorpion bar and oh that's right,
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yes, yes, So what's the state of Seattle right now? New
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head coach this year for the first time in fourteen years. Yeah, same
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boat as New England. Yep, yep. I like the coach, defensive
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minded coach coming over from the Ravens, Mike McDonald, So I'm excited to
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see what he can do. Michael McDonald the singer. No, no,
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the DC. Only old people are gonna know that reference. So yeah,
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the rosters looks pretty strong. I mean we always usually have a strong roster.
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It's just putting it all together. Yeah, Carol always built well through
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the drafts. Yeah, I mean they've they've had their misses, but they've
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also had no the Patriots have had their misses the last six years. Yep.
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So uh, I know we had Geno Smith again, he's all right,
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Yeah, he's uh. He can get us in the playoffs, let's
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put it that way. And the only reason we missed the playoffs last year
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really was because the defense that fell apart. And now we've got a whole
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new defensive scheme coming in. So I like Kenneth Walker. Yep. He's
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a good running back. Who's your backup quarterback? Right now? We got
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the Wolf band Sam. Hell, oh, that's where he went. I
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was talking about the other day, like, I know he's not in Washington
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anymore. I think he's going to be a starter by the end of the
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year. He's awful. He's better than Geno Smith. I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know about that. He could throw touchdowns,
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but he throws just as many picks. So I actually saw him live last
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year. I was like, that's the only game I went to last year
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was the Commanders played at Patriots and he like torched his though, But like
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then I would like, I would I watch him because you know, they
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were always they were always on because they always play, you know, the
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Giants or the Dallas, so they're on TV a lot just because of who
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they play, not for the team that they are. And god, he
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was just it's bad, Like I don't know. So instead of dedicating a
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whole show to this NFL draft, which so to be honest, with the
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Patriots drafting so high this year, like three years ago when Brady left and
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we got Mac Jones, it wasn't really something I paid too much attention to
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because they were drafting fifteen and you don't know what the fuck's going to be
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around at fifteen. But me being in tank mode this year with the Patriots
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after we just got you know, like the half the season was over,
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we weren't going anyw where the Belichick rumors were fucking running a rampant. They
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were playing Bailey Zappi. I was just like, oh, it was just
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like one of the worst. This season was worse than like before Drew bledsoe
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seasons because it's just probably more of like because the social media and just it's
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just the attention to football now. So me, I was just tanking.
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I don't give a fuck. I'll go and tank moments. Some people going
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to go to roof now I can roof for them to lose. This is
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football. This is totally different than basketball because basketball you're not guaranteed any number
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one pick. You're not guaranteed to get Women Yama, You're not guaranteed to
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get James. They have a lottery. NFL does not. And I wanted
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the two spot though I don't want Caleb Williams, but I wanted to have
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the two spot because whoever got Caleb then it was basically we're sitting in the
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cat birds seat. We can get you know, obviously Drake may or the
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Daniels sho or whoever, we're trade out of it and try to accumulate picks.
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McCarthy. Yeah, I just don't know. It's just it's just not
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enough there. I don't get the hype. I don't either, I think.
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I mean ill, I actually watched a lot of him in college.
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Yeah, they're on every Saturday. I mean, but and again I agree
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with some of the experts, like he wasn't asked to do a lot.
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True. I think people will kind of see what Brock Party has done in
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the NFL and they make that kind of like comparison, like, oh,
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well, if rock Party can do it, then McCarthy can do it.
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If that's all his system though exactly. So, Yeah, there's a lot
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that goes into it. So, I mean, I think he's a good
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quarterback, and I do think he's an NFL quarterback. I just don't think
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could JJ go to San Francisco and perty got hurt and probably perform. Sure,
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you have the most talented you know, titand wide receiver combos, right,
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I don't think he's a top five or even top ten quarterback. But
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he's probably gonna go. I guess he talks a good game, is what
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I've been reading. He's great in interviews, which whatever. Uh so you
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know, me being in this position, I'm just sick of I'm sick of
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them. I probably read fucking twenty different fucking mind. Like everyone has a
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mock draft now, everyone like like the you know the Colin Coward's got one,
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and and you know Nick Wright's got one, and there's nineteen of them
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all over the internet in ESPN, and the only one I like to read
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is mel Kuiper mews with you. But really, well, I just he's
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been doing it forever, so you know, I know he's got his his
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you know, he's got the insight that you know, he's probably you know
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him and schefter hearing all the things first from everybody. But what worries me
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is that Elliott wolf is the Patriots. They facto GM right now, who's
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Ron Wolfe's kid, And they say he really loves JJ McCarthy. And you
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know, I already got my stock and Drake may up there, so I
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want may Or Daniels. I mean, if we trade out, I don't
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know, what it's going to be. And then maybe if they had Penix
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in for a visit today or yesterday, I wouldn't mind him if you know,
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if he's you know, if we get a good haul for that third
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pick, you can draft him later though, right yeah, yeah, so
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we trade back to like where Minnesota is now, and you know, we
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could draft him at eighteen or nineteen where I don't have to listen in front
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of you, but wherever they are. Yeah, well they have two picks,
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yeah, twenty three and yeah, twelve, if you can get both
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those for the third pick. Yeah, yeah, and still and I love
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Pennics, to be honest with you. I mean, he's just that injury
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risk believing that's holding him back, you know, two torn a cls,
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Right, so I don't know, like, so well, let's get right
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into it. So well, I mean I think the first weld. Let
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me get some my draft picks here. If you listen on Sunday or Friday,
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you already know. But we'll just go around the table pick by pick
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up to ten, and then we'll see who you got for Seattle at whatever
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pick you guys are at sixteen, Yeah, sixteen, So one bears Caleb
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Williams. I'm guessing around the horn, right, yeah, yeah, two
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commanders. I have Jaden Daniels basically because I think that's more of a Cliff
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Clan kleings Berry kind of guy. Uh to coach. Yeah, Daniels locked
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in. That's why I have Patriots, I with the prey emoji Drake May
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same Cardinals. Now, I have no trades in the first round. I
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mean in the first ten. I hate to win like speculative trades. So
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I got Marvin Harrison junr at four to the Cardinals. I don't think they
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can pass him up. I don't. Yeah, they have to go receiver,
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and I think that's probably a pick for them. I did a I
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did a trade. Actually, okay, no, no, go ahead,
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Viking's move up yep to take to take JJ J J McCarthy's okay, all
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right, we have our first we have our first trade on the board.
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Uh five Chargers. I haven't taken Molak neighbors. I also have a right
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I have them also though, I mean Harrison Marvin because he's still available and
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they lost Mike Williams and Keenan Allen. Yeah, yeah, they're that they're
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looking for a wide receiver. For sure. What's interesting too, like that
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you put the trade in there is now that makes Marvin Harrison even more coveted.
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I wonder if someone trades up, you know, to take you know,
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goes with the charges, maybe to get him because everyone just assumed he's
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going to Arizona. Yeah you know. Uh six. Now, I since
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you already have McCarthy, this is where I have McCarthy going to the Giants,
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which I kind of did it as because they just think McCarthy's going way
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higher than he is. And I think would be absolutely hilarious if the Giants
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drafted JJ McCarthy and they're still paying fucking Daniel Jones forty million a year for
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three more years. So I'm in here a lot of that actually talking about
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it a lot today on the TV too, and then it would be hysterical.
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And I almost feel for Giants fans if that actually happens, because then,
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yes, your team is just no idea what they're doing. But I
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have him taken Romaduze there, okay, just because I don't I don't think
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Dangel's is great, but he also has never had an offensive behind, he's
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never had a receiver, and you're paying him forty million dollars a year,
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right, So give the guy at least one year with some weapons and some
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protection and see what happens. But I think that's gonna be the the pick
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kind of that shapes the rest, you know, like maybe the next six
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picks after them, Like do they trade out of it, right, or
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do they try to trade up and get Drake May and just say fuck it,
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we're really trying to upgrade. I think going from Daniel Jones chi McCarthy
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is just the lateral move, right, I mean, what are you doing?
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Like, yeah, McCarthy can run a little bit, so can Jones,
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you know, Like, but he's still a rookie right right, right,
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And like the benefit of starting a rookie quarterback is the salary. But
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you're paying Daniel Jones, you know, he's a huge salary cap hit if
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you whether you're trying to trade him or cut him or you know, a
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lot of these guys have no value. So who would you have their forge?
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Uh? Well, I have Molik neighbors, right neigh Yeah, you
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guys already have them going on. Yeah, yeah, like I could I
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could see him going to O line too, But you just get one.
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Yeah, you're gonna give them a weapon. Yep, they have receivers on
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that team. That's why I have at seven is O lineman Joe alt to
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Tennessee, got them same, Yeah. Uh. I have Atlanta really stocking
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up on offense there. I have them taking Rome with Dunes at eight and
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really solidifying their Kirk Cousins straight. I mean, I haven't taken the edge
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out of Alabama Turner just because they have loaded up on offense, and that
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really is really the best defensive player in this draft. So if Belichick was
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their coach, I would definitely agree with that. I mean, they have
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a defensive minded head coach. Yeah, so, I mean we'll see forge.
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I got them going edge as well. But I have them taken Jared
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Versa out of Florida State. Okay, over the guy from Alabama. All
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right, all right, I have no defensive people in my fucking top,
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said Bears on the clock. At nine, I have the them protecting their
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possession with jac Latham from Alabama. Four are spins. I also have him
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taken offensive line, but Fonteo out of Washington, you know, I have
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him taken Rome with Dundee. Okay, so Dundee slips a little bit down
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to nine. That's not too far. He's still the and the big one.
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The Jets are on the clock at ten. You know what, I'm
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gonna let you go first with this one spins, So I think this is
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well. So this is where it will get tricky. Two things, if
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if we're some crazy which I would actually be happy with any three of these
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scenarios in my actual mock, which I have him all in taking brock Powers,
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Yep, what I could see happy and which i'd be exactly Hey,
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you can't by far and away. I mean, Rogers has a million weapons.
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He's the best tight end they're saying to come out in forever and and
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so I'd be ecstatic with it. If for some reason there's a million trades
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in the top ten and Joe Walt falls to ten, I want that to
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be the pick. Or if they can trade down and recoup a second round
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pick, another first round pick, and then pick up an offensive lineman a
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like say thirteen fourteen, because it's a heavy draft for that. Yeah,
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So I'd be okay with any three of those scenarios. But I hope but
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the all in scenario, brock Bowers, let's go why not super Bowl or
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Bust. I actually have a touaga going there from Oklahoma State, but in
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parentheses at Bowers because I think it's it's like we were just talking in the
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beginning of the show. It's just it's all or nothing, yep. So
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you got to give got to give Rogers all his weapons, you know,
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and and he's a guy moving forward that it's not going to suck after,
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you know, Rogers leaves. That's kind of the security blanket for your next
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round. Well, that's kind of how I look at it. I'm like,
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dude, even if you know, three years from now, you know,
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we draft, you know, like saying the third or fourth Brown,
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a developmental guy like Ritter, you know what I mean, to sit behind
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Rogers for two years and then he he steps in and he's got Garrett Wilson
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the outside and Brock Bowers across the middle, you know what I mean,
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that's you're still you're still set up pretty good for the future. And I
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don't know this too much, but Bower is a good blocking tight end too,
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I would assume. Yeah, they're saying like it's like a Travis Kelce
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type like Kelsey can't block well I mean Grock, can I mean Kittle?
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They're comparing them to Kittle, I mean which, Yeah, I guess you
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know, you take any of those. He's a good blocker. Yeah,
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So who would Bowers start dating? Dua Lipa? Yeah? Right? Who
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do you got fourge at ten? And then we'll get to your Seattle pick
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because I don't have one, so you have the floor. Okay, Well
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I got spins. I gave spins brock Bowers as well. Yeah. I
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really don't believe in drafting tight end that high unless and they're comparing them,
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they're gonna they're saying he's gonna be that guy unless he's like a Gronk or
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a Kelsey or a Kittle. Right, but they say he's going to be
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that guy. So I get rough Bowers. And not to interject, but
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they've been saying that since his freshman year, so it's not like he's been
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projected this for three years. Oh yeah, yeah, So it's not like
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he just came on the scene one of those guy you see that with a
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lot of these draft picks, they've been saying this lilicit as soon as this
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guy's draft eligible, he's top ten dumb, right, So yeah, well
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that's who I got, all right, So hold now, Seattle's sixtheam,
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We're gonna skip and just go to your team Seattle and I have. Well,
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Seattle just needs interior O line. Yeah, that's it, That's all
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I need. They're fucking super Bowl ready, Yeah, they're in desperate need.
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So I like two guys. I like Troy Fuatano, who's actually a
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tackle come out of college, but they project him inside so left guard.
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Or the guy from Oregon Jackson Powers Johnson, Yeah he's the center. We
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could use either one of them. So, I mean it's not a sexy
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pick, no, But I mean it's funny though, when you look back
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at drafts to where like what where some of these teams got the lineman three
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years ago? And it's it's as hard as a fan to like justify it
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at the time. Like if the Patriots were to take Joe All at three
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right or whoever the best considered left tackle is in the draft, I'd be
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like, but three years from now, I'm like, wherever our quarterback is,
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like, dude never gets sacked, you know, like it's it's you
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know a lot of teams build around that. Look at Detroit, they two
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out of the last three years, and they sewell, and they got they
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drafted a couple of years ago. It's like they're like the book tackles now
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right next twenty years. Yes, you know, yeah they got Decker on
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the Yeah. Yeah he's a little older, but and uh yeah, it's
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just it's you're right, it's not sexy, but it's it's it's needed.
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It's literally both sides of the line of the most important really outside of quarterback.
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Yeah, you know, you could if the quarterback has enough time,
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like you well, I don't know about me, but maybe you two it
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get open. Maybe I can't even run anymore, but you know what I
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mean, like you get you know, and if the quarterbacks are scrambling quarterback,
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you know, like you know, like Mahomes isn't necessarily a scrambling quarterback,
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but he knows when to, you know, like justin Field's he looks
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to maybe he has to because his arm sucks, but I don't know.
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But all right, that's our little NFL draft preview. One last thing.
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The Patriots also, I almost consider them they have like two first round picks
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because they have the thirty fourth pick too, and a lot of rumors about
23:41
trading that pick for either t Higgins or Brandon Ayuk because it's a pretty premium
23:48
pick, and they were talking about drafting a wide receiver with that pick,
23:51
but they talked about Kean Coleman, who from Florida State, who was like,
23:56
I don't know, he reminds me of Nikhil Harry who we drafted.
24:00
Okay, yeah, just yeah, where is he now? That was a
24:03
kid from Arizona, right, Arizona State. Yeah, he played for he
24:10
was on the Bears from No No, well, yeah, he got trained
24:11
to the Bear, but he played for who's the ESPN HERM Edwards, Arizona
24:18
State. Yeah, And like I remember, I didn't know who he was
24:21
when we drafted him, and then they showed like the three play highlight reel.
24:25
Oh this kid's good, but apparently his higher was like those three plays.
24:30
They really find anything else about him. But I know it's a week
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from this Thursday. We're doing it one week early because we're your away next
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week. Right, yep, you're in London. Yeah, I'm in the
24:40
middle of the ocean head of Bermuda and you're gonna be at work. We're
24:45
watching it Thursday night. I'm gonna be a Actually I'll be I'll be at
24:48
sea, I'll be I'll Bermuda heading back to New York. So, I
24:55
don't know it should be exciting another you know, it's another quarterback. It's
24:57
like it's like three years ago, twenty twenty one, and really, who's
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who's Who's good from that year? Who's good from the twenty one draft?
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Yes, of the five quarterbacks were drafted in the top fifteen. Who's good?
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Yeah, not really, No, Trevor Lawrence leads the league in turnovers
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and the other four don't start. I mean, Trevor Owen's be the only
25:18
one. You'd be the only one that still has a little upside? Right?
25:19
What number did you take Jones at? Fifteen? Fifteen? So he
25:22
was the last of the five? Zach Wilson the Jets, literally, Zach
25:26
Wilson, dude. The Patriots got a higher draft pick for Jones than Chicago
25:33
got for fucking Fields, which Ismaz and TREYE. Lance is sitting behind.
25:37
He already got. He's the first one to get traded. It's just he's
25:41
not so much hype goes into this ship and you just don't know. It's
25:47
like, so now we got another five. There's a Big five company.
25:49
They're not alcohol gonna be drafted in top fifteen, but three of them are
25:52
going to top three. Four of them probably in the top five or six.
25:56
You got really your six deep this year. I will say I think
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Nickson Pennix, I will I think this year they're going to set the record
26:03
for offensive players taken. Yeah, because that's the league. It's nineteen and
26:07
I think they're they're going to set that break that record. Yeah, and
26:11
that includes like offensive line right right, right, right right, But I
26:14
just think they're there. Potentially could be six quarterbacks. I think there potentially
26:18
could be eight receivers that in the first round. Yeah, and then all
26:22
the offensive linemen. It's yeah, that's where the leaves going. Yeah.
26:26
They make the rules too easy. It's a television show. You got no
26:30
off ball linebackers in this draft. There's maybe two or three of them,
26:33
and there's only a couple of corners. They're probably not going until late second.
26:37
And the corners that are going, they wouldn't be first round picks probably
26:40
in any other draft. But because there's like yeah Kilid, yeah, like
26:45
he wouldn't be a first round pick last year, you know, what I
26:47
mean. But it's because it's so shallow. They're like, well, we
26:49
got to pick somebody, right. I actually like, you know, the
26:53
like if I was not quarterback Needy, I think the kid from Florida State
26:56
they got hurt, Like you know, they're fourth round Jordan Travis. Yeah,
27:00
yeah, Well the Gets actually had him in for a visit, did
27:03
they. Yeah. Again, I'd be okay with that fourth, fifth round.
27:07
Yeah. He developed his two years under Rogers, Yes what him said
27:10
the Flyer, and then and then Rogers retires, he still got him on
27:14
a rookie contract and it doesn't cost you anything. Yeah, that way,
27:17
I like, Like I said, I like rat War Again. I've always
27:21
been a ratwear guy. He was big. He was big at Oklahoma.
27:23
He was and he just didn't you know, him and the head coach didn't
27:27
get along, so he transferred and went to a crap team like South Carolina.
27:32
So oh man, Uh, so let's stay on the draft or the
27:37
topic of a draft. So I was flipping around last night. It wasn't
27:42
a big sports night. All the basketball sea and we'll touch on a little
27:45
basketball hockey when the end of the show. But uh, they had a
27:52
w NBA draft thought last night, which in the history of the w NBA
27:57
was probably the most important draft of the history of the league because of one
28:03
person, Caitlyn Clark. Now, you and I watched her when we were
28:07
in Boston, yep in the championship game. Oh wait, were you there
28:11
yet? No, we watched the second half, second half. Yeah,
28:15
we watched the second half. I was sitting with the guys waiting for you
28:17
to get up there. And she went off in the first quarter eighteen points.
28:22
And I don't mean to sound like a hater on women's basketball, but
28:26
I wrote a list down of women's sports I'd rather watch than women's basketball.
28:32
We'll get to that in a second. But Caitlyn Clark is an unbelievable shooter.
28:37
She is great off the ball, She's a great passer. I just
28:41
if you watch her. I always have this thing in sports, like I
28:45
started doing it with Gretzky when I was young. I just watched him when
28:48
he would come to Hartford in LA, I just watch him play. I
28:52
used to go to like I'd go to Giants Stadium and watch Deon Sanders play
28:55
for Dallas, and I just watched him play, Like when the play happens.
28:59
And so I just started watching Kitlyn Clark move without the ball or shoot,
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and she's fantastic, Like she's a great player, she's best they've ever
29:07
seen. I don't know, I don't watch much, but I watched a
29:08
lot of Yukon women in the last twenty five years to I mean, I
29:15
don't know why they weren't hyping up to Razi, and you know, they
29:18
kind of did, but nothing said like what it is now and they are
29:22
literally putting all the wa NBA eggs into this one basket. Do you know
29:29
she's gonna average salary for the next four years? Oh yes, maybe average
29:33
eighty grand yeah, eighty four thousand dollars a year. And I think this
29:37
is where the problem's going to come in, is where the jealousy already started
29:41
with like Sue Bird or whoever's Tarazi that said something is I think she made
29:45
three million in nil money last year, which you know these girls couldn't make
29:49
when they were so these girls played fifteen years in WNBA and probably when it
29:53
first started, they were making fifty thousand a year, you know, which
29:56
is nothing. And I mean, grant they're playing a or whatever. But
30:03
now you've got her coming in the league making that salary, but she's gonna
30:07
crush it, like her jerseys sold out last night online. Yep, you
30:11
know, every size, every size, And I just I look at it
30:15
like this is typical ESPN, Like they own the rights of w NBA titlevised
30:22
right, they are throwing it down our fucking throats, and like why are
30:27
they not doing this with Angel Reis? Why are they not doing this with
30:30
I'm sorry, I forget the girl from South Carolina, really tall girl.
30:33
They won the national title, Caitlin Clark's never won the hip, Like,
30:41
yeah, she broke the scoring record, like you know, if you watch
30:42
the bottom line in ESPN, they say that she know she broke Pete Mayrivitch's
30:48
college Like they're like comparing her to like the men's game, Like like hold
30:52
on, time out. This is just the typical ESPN, you know,
30:56
like like President Biden throwing vaccines down our throat. They'll they'll break try to
31:00
brain washing it, right, so they'll try to brain Washington and watching this
31:03
ship like one of my favorite shows is which I watch every morning Get Up,
31:07
but every single morning it's at some point we have to talk about the
31:11
Cowboys, and we have to talk about Lebron James Yep. Why yeah,
31:15
that's all the every day Get Bayless's shows, those those two topics. And
31:18
I'm like, dude, like we don't need to hear about that. I
31:22
don't watch this show because and then you know, tell your point, like
31:23
you know, like forcing Caitlin Cornet down our throat, like come on.
31:27
So I So I turned on it last night and it was that some theater
31:30
in New York, but it was like a theater like a the let's look
31:34
Radio City Music Hall, and there was like it looked like there was like
31:37
ten roundtops down below and the SD had perched above. And well, that's
31:42
what you get when you know you have no budget and you can only pay
31:45
these people eighty thousand. This is this is the number one draft pick,
31:49
the biggest probably the history of women's college basketball, tod WNBA ever. And
31:57
she's gonna make eighty four thousand dollars a year year for four years. It's
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it's mind bottling. So I think where a lot of the sentiment's gonna come
32:05
in or the the you know is she's gonna make a lot of nil money.
32:08
We're not endorsement money. Endorsement you know, she's a professional now,
32:13
so endorsement money now. And I think they better be careful how they market
32:19
this because they don't want like it's okay to make her the face of the
32:23
WNBA. But you gotta start promoting these other everybody, right, you gotta
32:28
start, Yeah, you gotta. And you know, is everyone gonna watch
32:31
the Caitlin Clark's first game. I'll probably turn on second game. I don't
32:37
know, ABC on a set like they always play. These games are the
32:39
dumbest times they put them up against like the like shit, like like the
32:44
real NBA, NHL hockey. I know that's not big in the mainstream,
32:49
but like us three are all gonna watch a hockey playoff game, whether it's
32:52
San Jose, Boston or a random fucking Ranger Islander game over w n b
32:58
A in the East Coast. Like if you tell me in June there's a
33:01
four o'clock Yankee game and our Yankee fan's gonna watch that, or they're gonna
33:06
watch Caitlin Clarks, you know, first game? Right? You know what
33:07
I mean? No matter what they do, they're I commented on ESPN last
33:12
night, I was like, I couldn't find the fucking gift of it.
33:15
But it was of Kaiser Sosa and like that she was gone, because that's
33:22
what's gonna happen. She's she is now in the WNBA, and they'll hype
33:25
her up for the first week and they'll televise every game she plays. They'll
33:29
probably televised, but they're gonna go all the girls are gonna go like like
33:35
name was Tarazi, right, and they made the comments like they're all gonna
33:37
go after her hard and they're not gonna make life easy for her. But
33:40
that's with every sport. You know, you're rookie in the NFL, NBA,
33:44
baseball, they're they're gonna throw up and in they're gonna fucking sack you
33:46
extra hard. They're gonna make you like, hey, you know you want
33:50
to belong in this league. And she'll, you know, I'm sure she'll
33:52
be a fine pro. But again, it's a shooting league now, like
33:57
it's all they do is shoot, and she can shop. But well,
34:01
it's like they kind of It was a couple of years ago when Sabrina and
34:05
Escu came into the league and she was playing in New York and they were
34:07
trying to compare her to Seth Curry and I'm like, well, pump breaks
34:12
guys, right, and then they include her the last two years and like
34:15
NBA lost our weekend, like and again like in a shooting contest with like
34:20
no, there's only one Seth Curry, Like right, stop, Like I
34:23
get it, you're trying to market it. But and you know what I
34:27
mean about that event is they made her shoot from the men's line. Yeah,
34:30
they gave it the girls ball, but like, to me, that
34:34
was un like obviously unfair because it's farther, But what I more mean is
34:37
was unfair because that's not what she's used to shooting, right. She should
34:40
have shot from her line. That's what she shoots all the time. Now
34:45
you're making her adjust her basic natural motion and her muscle reflex to shoot from
34:51
his line. And she still did a great job on hundred seconds. But
34:52
like it's like I was impressed, Yeah, I was impressed, you know,
34:55
but now like peate Leclark wants to get on the action next year,
34:59
it's like it's it's a fucking contest. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. And
35:04
for people that like like are you know, come at people that don't like
35:07
women's basketball, it's it's not. It's just it's like it's like the It's
35:14
like I could watch college basketball women's over w NBA, like I just like
35:17
even like I was watching the championship game and I'm like, oh, I
35:21
was texting my buddy, I'm like, wow, another mislayup, Like,
35:23
oh, this is fun. Like I just can't get into it, just
35:28
like I can't get into UFL. That's a men's league. I can't get
35:31
into fucking UFL. I think it's fucking it's just amateur. It's just not
35:37
When I watch sports, I want to see the elite of the elite playing
35:42
at elite levels. And I mean, yes, they are the elite of
35:45
the elite in the w NBA, but it's still it's just that one sport
35:51
that just is so incomp It's like if you if you made a women's football
35:54
league, like no one would watch it. So I played basketball my whole
35:59
life, and the comparison I've always made is watching men's basketball versus women's basketball
36:06
is like watching basketball in slow motion, right, that's all. It's It's
36:09
not a knock on the game. They're great and they could probably beat every
36:15
man of the men I know and they're getting taller, and they should make
36:20
way more money for what they do. But as far as yes, something
36:23
that I actually want to turn on and watch, No, it's like watching
36:25
paint try. They just can't do it. I enjoyed watching the Lingerie Football
36:30
League the powder Puff League too, but like, yeah, it's just I
36:37
just I just watch it. It's like the Old Family Guy, remember think,
36:40
oh god, it was you know how they do a little like it,
36:44
like the quick little like like you know during the show though, they're
36:46
like the little vignettes or whatever. Yeah, And one of them was like
36:50
the WNBA and it's like here we are in the fourth quarter, it's four
36:52
to Buffalo. You know, it's like that's I'm sorry, it's just it's
36:58
not for me. Yeah. And again, like I said, like all
37:00
right, so I came up with ten, I didn't come up with them.
37:05
They actually exist. I got ten women's sports I would rather watch than
37:10
WNBA, and in no particular orders, not one through ten, not top
37:15
ten, billiards, will Jeanette Lee action. I know she's probably all the
37:21
black widow, she's got cancers, not doing well, but you know it.
37:25
I had never understood why even the men had to play against like away
37:30
from the women. They had mixes, but like there's goings like why should
37:32
there be no competitive advantage? Maybe breaking right very a little more powerful break
37:38
women's golf. I definitely watch ten times out of ten over women's basketball tennis
37:44
without a doubt. I would watch women's tennis over men's tennis unless it's like
37:49
Djokovic playing or something or other than that, i'd watch. There's so many
37:52
more stars and women's tennis than there are men gymnastics. I would watch men
37:59
or women's gymnastics over as gymnastics been over the wa A for sure. I
38:01
just think like it's pretty cool. Especially Olympic clips is coming up this summer.
38:07
Definitely watch that women's swimming. There's also stars in that that you know,
38:14
and again Olympics coming up. It's something I always, you know,
38:17
make sure I tune on now leads in what France this year? So that's
38:22
how would that work for us? So like we're actually we're gonna get up
38:24
in the morning and be able to watch the live so like a prime time
38:30
thing over there is like two in the afternoon here, that could work out
38:31
pretty well. Yeah, depending on what I actually make it because usually like
38:35
it's like it's all like East Coast tiver like you know, America time I'm
38:38
working when all the good ships on. Uh, women's ice hockey is surprisingly
38:45
pretty entertaining. They're on skates thing, you know. It is slower than
38:50
the men's for sure, Like the wa is lower than like the NBA.
38:54
Uh, this is one of my favorites. This is a broad spectrum of
38:58
a track and field, like like I grew up on, like Flow Joe
39:01
Florence, Griffith, Joiner and the Sprinters and all that shit Shaky Joiner,
39:06
Yes, Jackie Joyner, Kersey, like household names when I was growing up,
39:10
like a granted the NBA wasn't around then, but still, I'm going
39:15
a softball college softball, win's college shopball. I think ESPN does a great
39:22
job of actually promoting a lot of their players. A lot of those pictures
39:24
are fucking sexy. I'm just saying, Uh, something I don't actually watch,
39:30
but I probably would over WNBA is women's surfing. It's some pretty hot
39:36
surfers out there too. Catching the theme here and the number one and we'll
39:42
be watching it this summer. Is women's beach volleyball. I mean, are
39:47
you watching the w NBA over any of those ten sports? Now if you
39:52
had side by side. Now, I'm not a big basketball guy anyway,
39:55
so all right, well, I guess I'll have spends then definitely not wasted
40:00
my own fucking art out there. And actually I just told you to go
40:05
to Celtics games. Not a big basketball guy. He's a And by the
40:09
way, I don't want anything, you know, like a little animals between
40:12
the two of you. But mister LaRusso told me because you were on my
40:15
list of call, but he said you were going over his house for WrestleMania
40:19
on Saturday night and I was heading up Saturday or whatever it was, and
40:22
I just didn't want to crush Hopes. It's actually funny because he mentioned it
40:28
to me Friday and he goes, oh, he asked me, and uh,
40:30
he goes, I told him, we're watching WrestleMania. I go,
40:32
not for nothing, this is every way, I said him. I go,
40:37
I would have I would have gone instead of I would have not chose
40:39
wrestle Media And he goes, really, but you're hosting, you host every
40:43
year. I go, I don't care. I would have gone to Boston.
40:46
I unfortunately I had a good time. That's why I went. Yeah.
40:50
So that's uh because it WrestleMania and yeah, and there's pictures of it,
40:52
which is amazing. Oh my god, that slice of pizza is hilarious.
40:55
You know, it's funny. I go to a lot of Celtics games,
40:58
Brules games. I obviously I've never had one of my Always I always
41:00
see like there's fucking huge, big pizzas of pizza. Fucking forger went and
41:05
got it. It's expensive. I say, that's not it's nothing special.
41:09
No, I'm saying in general that arena. Then we went to, uh
41:15
that's the Iriage Bar. So yeah, and uh we sat there for a
41:21
little while. That was I went through my I went through my camera phone.
41:25
The next morning, I took like ten pictures of our shot glasses.
41:30
You mean no, no, no, they had the little yeah, and
41:36
I don't know if we did ten shots each or just like rapid fire them,
41:39
but some were empty and summer. That's all I know. I don't
41:44
remember much. We woke up the next morning. There was a pizza box
41:45
in our room. I remember going to halftime, your little halftime pizza place
41:52
across the lake. It was fucking cardboard. It was garbage. God was
41:59
really nice. So it was like one of the last things I remember about
42:00
that night was the guy was very nice to us, gave us the gave
42:04
you your fucking ginger ale and your diet pepsi or whatever that's forgers. Go
42:08
to late night Boston thing. Let me find pizza. Oh, we had
42:13
a pre playing get pizza. Usually when I go away, there's like it's
42:16
usually shitty pizza. Well we got shitty pizza, but like Domino's or something,
42:22
have it delivered. But yeah, we had a good time. Boss
42:24
is fucking awesome time. So right there too, dude stumble. It was
42:31
so great. Right across the street, the street from Tits Claire. Yeah,
42:37
we're right right, We're right there. And then we walked over.
42:39
We went to uh where'd we go first? Oh, the greatest party I
42:45
went there. I was so I was drinking there waiting for him, and
42:47
I met like these three guys and then we get to Sullivan's and this dude
42:52
comes up to me. He's like, hey, man, I was you
42:53
know, I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? So we were
42:57
talking at the bar earlier, like fucking five, and I'm like, oh,
43:00
yeah, I forgot about you, all right, and the other sports
43:05
you want, I add to the women's sports you'd rather watch than the w
43:10
NBA. I'll actually say regular volleyball is actually pretty good too, Like six
43:15
on six Yeah, in door Indoor College is on, you know, pretty
43:20
frequently, like every now and then. If I'm scrolling, I'll stop and
43:22
watch it. fORCH there's no like late night Extra and you might watch or
43:32
Bago or Cornhole with the women women's corn holes. Yeah yeah, Kelly Bundy
43:37
does that. Yeah. Yeah, they're just as good as the veteran of
43:40
the show. She was sitting right where you were. Uh, this story
43:46
came across my timeline last night, and I think you guys all know who
43:50
John Wayne bob It is. Yep, right, got his dick cut off
43:53
about thirty years ago. So I was like scrolling down it comes. I
44:00
don't know, I might have been on fucking Yahoo. And the only reason
44:01
why I go on Yahoo is because of my fantasy sports are on there.
44:05
But holy fucking slanted fucking left. They are just like all of them,
44:08
but like it is like they have like opinion pieces about like Trump, like
44:14
every third time you go down and you know, they're all bad opinions of
44:15
Trump. It's just hilarious. But this article came up about John Wayne Bobbitt
44:21
and he had something else cut off from him, his toes or something.
44:24
Yes, yes, but check this out. Do you know why? Camp
44:32
Lea June. Oh yeah, the water, the water at Camp la Joune.
44:37
You see all those fucking commercials all day long here on the radio Camp
44:40
La June. You have lawsuits. They're fucking he said, all the dirty
44:44
water he drank, he had to cut his fucking shoes offes off, his
44:47
toes off. Yep, I did, Yeah, because you see those commercials
44:51
all the time, all the time. So he was a marine too,
44:53
So yeah that makes sense, he was, yeah, yeah, yeah,
44:55
yeah, yeah. So do you remember like the story behind it, Like
45:01
she like, like you know, whatever, cut his dick off. But
45:05
then she took it. She threw it out the window in a field and
45:08
they found it and they reattached it. And then he became a porn star
45:14
and his first porn video was called Uncut. How the fuck do you get
45:21
your How do they put your dick back on? How does it work?
45:23
I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't know how how it would that
45:27
would even work all the nerves. Yeah, like how could like maybe you
45:31
could reattach it, but then it would just be like a flop of skin,
45:34
right, That's what I'm saying. I don't believe. I never believed
45:37
that when I was younger. I'm like, there's no way. I never
45:38
saw his porn video and saw fucking stitches. But it's one of those things.
45:44
There's no way you can reattach it dick, like they can't put a
45:47
dick on a fucking tranny, Like how did they? I mean, yeah,
45:52
because there's there's so many working parts in it. Yeah, I just
45:55
don't see the blood flow and the exactly a minute to get hard. It's
46:00
just kinda like did she put it off when it was hard? He was
46:06
sleeping, so then it was not unless he had morning wood, but like
46:08
it was, yeah, I don't know what time, and imagine waking up
46:12
to that you wouldn't even know what happened, and like like how did he
46:17
not bleed out and die? This is why I don't believe the story,
46:21
Yeah, because that is like I've read that if your dick gets gone off,
46:23
you've got like three minutes to live. It's just blood just pours out
46:27
of you. I don't know, threw that one on you guys. Sorry,
46:32
the thing you'd be talking about today, I would have done a little
46:35
more research. I'm gonna text you guys last night like, yeah, a
46:39
little bobbit chat so unprepared. I didn't didn't you might dick research. I'd
46:45
say, keep pressure on it. But how you know it's just gonna like
46:51
fucking spread everybody. I just don't. I just never believed the story.
46:54
I just never did. I just thought it was just one of those like
46:57
or is it like when you have an artery you have to stick your thought
47:00
I'm in like the hole to keep it from bleeding out. I don't know.
47:04
I don't know, man, it's fucking crazy. I just don't know
47:07
how they can reattach it and it still works, like you still pee through
47:09
it, you can still nuculate through it. That part of the physics just
47:13
didn't make sense. But I mean, I'm a doctor, but I did
47:15
say the holiday in last night, holiday in express? Uh what else?
47:23
I don't know. I mean, I need you guys to come up with
47:25
some shit. I got two guys in the room forgers fucking did a shot
47:30
at Yager before he stepped on the stage. Oh, I got one.
47:35
I was watching a documentary last night about don't laugh at me, but about
47:40
flat Earth, right, But this one was more about the shuttle the Challenger
47:47
that blew up in the eighty six. Yep. Now, and I'm a
47:50
little older than you guys, but not back too much. You guys are
47:52
probably really young though I was like twelve. I was in sixth grade.
47:57
Yeah it was five, Yeah, you were five, right? Remember the
48:00
story? So have you seen like the I'm saving the whole flatter thing for
48:06
another day. It's just it's it's just funny. I like, I like
48:08
watching the ship. But the Challenger thing really like struck a chord with me
48:15
because it started out talking about how the government made a deal with all the
48:21
elementary schools and I apparently you can go find this somewhere. I haven't done
48:27
that research yet, so I'm just taking my word their word for it.
48:30
But they made a deal with all elementary schools to literally wheel TVs into all
48:35
the classrooms and auditoriums and cafeterias that day, And that's exactly what happened.
48:39
That is my memory of it. In sixth grade or fifth grade cafeteria and
48:45
they wheeled the TV in. We all just sat there and watched and then
48:49
boom, the thing blew up. So this thing kind of enters into uh,
48:55
how nobody was on the nobody was on the ship and President Reagan was
49:00
you know president at the time, and it shows a lot of his clips
49:04
of talking about it, and it showed some clips of the lady was Christy
49:10
mccauliffe was one of there's two women on board. One was a teacher.
49:15
Yeah, she was the teacher from New Hampshire, and they had video of
49:17
her parents in the crowd after the explosion and they were like laughing and giggling.
49:22
And again, you can slant any documentary you want to make anyone believe
49:25
anything you want. Like I get that, I get how it works.
49:30
But then they did this side by side of they think they all liked like
49:34
so like the conspiracy behind this was nobody was on the on the ship.
49:40
They all got paid to disappear. They wanted to bring into classroom as one
49:45
of those mind control things. It was well before the Internet was around,
49:49
well before social media, and well before conspiracy theorists could start proving some stuff
49:53
with video. So the video was onto like one of the goods. So
49:58
the other girl not McCall, but whoever the other lady was, I don't
50:02
know. I can't fucking remember. Apparently she's a fucking she's a Yale she's
50:07
a she's a fucking teacher at Yale, right, so what these dudes goes
50:10
up to her like like, hey, it's your name. They didn't even
50:13
change their names, and they put side by side from the from the astronaut
50:17
photo to what they look like now, and it's like fucking eerie, dude
50:22
of how similar they look, and like she like ran away. Then he
50:25
went to like Oregon where like one of the men astronauts was there, and
50:31
he confronted him right in his driveway and he's like, oh, no,
50:34
I know I have the same name, but I know it looked like but
50:37
he's like, no, I've, I've I've you know, I had to
50:38
call the FBI and some of the people, you know, just so you
50:40
know. But then thanks for you know, showing concern. And then it
50:45
was the Asian guy and all of a sudden he had a twin brother that
50:50
they never talked about before the plane exploded, or that the ship exploded or
50:54
or that his two sisters were there at the time it happened. And then
50:59
after he died, Oh he's got a twin brother, and they hired him
51:01
at NASA. It's like crazy ship and like they do side by signs.
51:06
They're like, well, it's just twin, you know. Sorry, let's
51:08
He's like, well, it's a twin you know. And it's like,
51:10
well, obviously that's what you're gonna say, right, you know. Like,
51:15
but the core that struck me was that was the wheeling into the because
51:19
it's exactly how I remember it, and I remember how afraid and sad and
51:23
and and then when you look back at the ship. Reagan was saying in
51:28
his speeches after that, and then he started talking about we need an alien
51:32
invasion to get the world to come together as one because all of our differences
51:38
are so like, you know, stupid. I was like an Independence Day
51:40
kind of thing, Independence Day, right, like, yeah, well we're
51:46
talking about Rack all of a sudden, like, oh shit, what are
51:49
you going to not going on over there? You know, like we gotta
51:51
come together here, you know, And I don't know so well, I'm
51:55
actually I'm a firm believer in my conspiracy like stuff. Like that. I
52:01
one hundred and ten percent believe, like, and it doesn't matter politics what
52:07
you're right, right or left, you know, I one hundred percent believe
52:09
that there's a lot of stuff that is spun or created just to get you
52:15
to like to shift to wherever they want you to shift, you know what
52:20
I mean. And they obviously they do it nowadays. It were so in
52:22
politics as far as we want you to vote this way or that way,
52:27
right, But I mean back then, yes, I and I've I've seen
52:30
my fair share of documentaries there that are like, wow, you know what,
52:34
that makes a lot especially in like the eighties and like the late seventies,
52:38
eighties and early nineties, like you know what I mean, And there
52:42
was a lot of stuff which I don't believe that when the world trades stuff
52:45
you know that was like being you know, written about and saying, oh,
52:51
well, America actually had something to do with that, No way,
52:54
because they're not going to kill their own people, you know what I mean.
52:57
But surely, but to do it on the daily yea, I know,
53:00
but I mean COVID killed there is I definitely think some validity behind like
53:06
what is it something that could happen I think so, and I believe it.
53:09
So Yeah, to your point on I've never seen that documentary, but
53:13
I believe it. It's all a lot of it's like mind control. Yeah,
53:17
and they just want us, you know, they want the sheep,
53:20
and they want like like COVID backfired on them colossally. Yeah, you know
53:24
you can get the hardest, you know, vaccine believers two years ago,
53:30
what are they telling you now? You know, it's all bullshit. COVID
53:34
was bullshit. Yeah, people died, of course they died. People die
53:36
all the time from being sick. You know, it was fucking colds go
53:38
around flu season. People die. They just relabeled the flu. There were
53:44
no flute debts that year. They called them all COVID, right, you
53:46
know, And and they were giving out money, right, they were giving
53:50
out if you if you died from the hospital, the hospital was getting money
53:53
if if you had a certain amount of COVID deaths, Like what what kind
53:57
of shit is that? So you know, your father dies of a heart
54:00
attack just chalking up as COVID, yeah, or people you dine in a
54:02
car accident, no cod and you know, and then and then like oh
54:09
god, this is this is like literally an episode I'm having like two months
54:13
from now because I've really got I'm unfortunately going down this rabbit hole. But
54:16
I fucking find it fascinating because I'm just so sick of watching twenty draft specials
54:22
like that we're doing today, you know, like it's like, just let
54:25
it happen and then we'll discuss, you know. But like the International Space
54:31
Station, right, we just assume it's up there. Right, We just
54:37
were told it's up there. We told people live on there. How the
54:42
fuck they get up there? How me put that together? In space?
54:47
Like gravity? Right? This is this is another one that got me yesterday.
54:51
Gravity. So they say Earth is a globe and the center is what
54:55
gravity pulls everything together. Right, And the one comment that really like kind
55:01
of sparked me was if gravity is so strong that it can hold oceans of
55:08
water to the Earth, but yeah, we can just jump around. It
55:15
can hold the World Trade Centers or the new you know, it can hold
55:20
buildings as big as that firmly to the ground. But yeah, we're allowed
55:23
to move freely, and we're just a little empity a little body, you
55:29
know. Some guy Isaac Newton an Apple dropped and he discovered gravity and invented
55:34
trigger or you know, came up a trigonometry and algebra. I don't know,
55:38
Like I just like being questioned. I like the questions because more and
55:43
more as we move on later in life and just see all the shit that
55:45
we couldn't see twenty five years ago or even fifteen years ago. You know.
55:52
Again, I've always saw one out of every one hundred conspiracy theories may
55:57
be true and the other ninety nine maybe bullshit. Well I've always kind of
56:00
felt that way evolution versus religion, right, you know, like we came
56:05
from monkeys really, but it's like, you know, but it's kind of
56:08
you could document and what kind of you know, I mean, there's all
56:12
kinds of different ways to look at it, you know, just like with
56:15
aliens, Well if God created X, y Z, well then there can't
56:16
be aliens, right, But well really, yeah, that's a fascinating topic
56:22
and religion to science exactly. You know, it's it's one versus the other.
56:27
It's just well you can't have both, you know. So it's and
56:30
I've always been fascinating. I'm not on one side or the other really,
56:34
but it's just like it's a fascinating subject. Right. So I like went
56:37
on chat GPT last night just to ask it some questions and who is it
56:42
slanted? So I asked it about flat Earth and it basically was like that's
56:47
been disproven for centuries. It's just fodder and blah blah blah, And it
56:52
just sounded like my grandmother talented to me, not chat GBT. So one
56:57
thing about a lot of it is, you know, the Earth spins on
57:00
its access right, We've been told we all grew up on this stuff.
57:04
Right, spin, spin, spin, spin, spins, It spins in
57:06
a thousand What is it? I asked GPT. How fast is the earth
57:09
spin? One thousand miles per hour? It spins? Well, then,
57:15
why is this song always like slowly moving across the sky If we're fucking spinning
57:19
around like that? Why do we see the same stars every night? If
57:22
we're fucking spinning around like that and the Earth moves around apparently the sun at
57:28
sixteen thousand miles per hour or something crazy like that, how is it the
57:31
same ship we see every night? Oh? Forger, you have the floor?
57:39
Couldn't I tell you? For sitting over the cot? Any other shot
57:43
up? The NFL draft dropping alignment. Let me go, I know,
57:49
sports and cats. That's all. That's all I got with that ship today.
57:54
I won't for you with it anymore. That's like the uh who killed
57:58
Kennedy conspiracy? I mean, I'll tell you who killed Cam Kennedy, Lee
58:04
Harvey Oswald. He did it alone, the magic bullet. On that subject,
58:10
I will say, Friend of the Show one of the funniest things that
58:14
I have seen in a very long time. George Connolly posted on Instagram a
58:20
couple of days ago. I forget the exact context, but it said George
58:25
JFK had more brains after getting shot than Joe Biden. I mentioned Joe.
58:34
George listened, So George another shout out. I mentioned a couple of weeks
58:37
ago, and I had Eddie braz On and he like commented, he goes,
58:43
oh, because we're talking about the Cowboys, you know Connley, and
58:45
that they're just like, you know, a Cowboys fan. Yeah, to
58:47
take a typical yeah. And he was just like, you know, after
58:52
listening to your podcast, I decided that you know, the Cowboys winning the
58:55
Super Bowl, you know kind of thing. Oh yeah, that's George for
58:58
you. I you been to you were in Branford, so you been to.
59:02
I stopped in one day drop off some viva. So George been in
59:07
my place. I stopped him once. He wasn't there nice place? Yeah,
59:10
it's the leg yes, yeah, and wake through the plaza their I
59:16
was gonna. I was thinking about going up when Funbags were there on Saint
59:20
Patrick's Day, but then I decided it was just gonna be too many people,
59:22
so I didn't do that. But no, it's a good spot and
59:27
happy for him and they're doing well. You know, that kid's been through
59:29
some ship. You know, he's one of the He reminds me of uh
59:36
Shashank Redemption, you know, crawled through a mile of ship and made it
59:38
out on the other side. You know, Like that's George for you,
59:42
and good luck to him with that bar. And I wish it was closer.
59:45
I don't. I try not to drink and drive it all. Yeah,
59:47
all three of us in this room. Yeah, may be an example
59:51
of that. I don't want to make an disable out of it, but
59:54
it is what this is, all right, So let's wrap it up on
59:58
this forge. You're going to London. What do you do? Went over
1:00:00
there? Uh, just a bunch of sights seeing you for a concert.
1:00:05
Yeah, yeah, we're going to see oh yes, dancing Nancy is fucking
1:00:13
across the London Bridge and Big Ben in the Parliament. Sorry. I almost
1:00:15
had a meltdown because he's like, you know this started back in December.
1:00:20
He's like, oh, I have tickets. If I can't find anybody to
1:00:22
go, where you go. It's like, yeah, well I want to
1:00:24
go to London anyways, so even if you find somebody to go, I'll
1:00:28
still go, right, So it ends up you can't find anybody to go,
1:00:32
All right, I'll go. Then he tells me, oh, the
1:00:35
concerts at eight o'clock Thursday night, which is the same exact time as the
1:00:42
draft. But that's but then I didn't I didn't factor the five hours five
1:00:46
hour different. So so well, here's the problem. You're gonna be bombed
1:00:52
after the concert. The draft won't start till one am out there. I
1:00:57
don't know what time their bars played, And then you don't pick till fuck
1:01:00
picked sixty maybe like three Amy bars are open really late in London. But
1:01:05
you don't understand how dedicated this kid. First of all, he watches the
1:01:08
combine number one. I know it goes to them. I can't believe they're
1:01:12
not gonna be words of this year Detroit trou Yeah, I can't believe you're
1:01:15
not there instead of second, I mean they were up in Seattle. He
1:01:19
woke up at four am Seattle time to watch Seattle like when they're playing when
1:01:23
they were playing in Yeah. Yeah, so I'm sure he will pull it
1:01:27
all nine here that night, just to make sure. The last time I
1:01:29
woke up before six am on vacation, I was in Hawaii because the Patriots
1:01:34
were playing the Chargers, which was a one o'clock game. Yep, so
1:01:37
it was on it that's a six hour difference. So it was on at
1:01:39
seven am. So we woke up at six thirty and went down to the
1:01:43
pool and watched the game at the pool bar. They weren't even open yet.
1:01:45
Yeah, I'll it's something in rooms. Yeah. Yeah, brought him
1:01:47
with us, But no, it's only about fort is that? But you
1:01:52
said you retired because you went to combine. I'm not combat. He went
1:01:54
to the draft for what the last how many years I've been Well, you
1:01:58
missed COVID obviously, Yeah, fourteen in New York, nineteen in Nashville,
1:02:05
twenty one, No, twenty two in Vegas and last year in Kansas City.
1:02:09
This year's Detroit and they didn't get shot in Kansas City. That's good.
1:02:14
Kansas City was a really nice city. Yeah. And then next year
1:02:16
they had a big pond, right or not pond, but it had like
1:02:20
a big water thing Kansas City. Yeah. So there was the stage then
1:02:24
all the people. Yeah, there's like a big like fountain. Yeah.
1:02:28
Yeah, it was pretty cool. But Nashville must have been in the sane
1:02:30
because Nashville was all of fucking vane drag right well, yeah, all Broadway
1:02:35
and then it wasn't too much. There's a lot of people there. Yeah,
1:02:38
but like with the bars had to be like overly mobbed. Was it
1:02:40
just like was it like New Year's Eve on fucking New York City? Yeah?
1:02:45
It was. It was packed. Yeah. The best part was watching
1:02:47
all the uh all the girls that were there for like you know, uh,
1:02:52
bachelors, no clue what was going on? What was going on?
1:02:55
They were so pissed. I was trying to say, women don't know football.
1:02:59
They know we had Yeah, we had a that's a major like bachelorette
1:03:06
party city and you could just tell they had no idea what was going on.
1:03:09
And they were just pissed, where's it? Where's the draft next year?
1:03:14
Green Bay? So I'm gonna go to that one. Want to go
1:03:16
on location next year? I'm like, let's do that, Let's do that.
1:03:21
I would hope. I think we said that last year too. But
1:03:23
Detroit, Detroit. I've been to Detroit. It's actually not a bad city.
1:03:28
Yeah, but it's yeah, no things. It's probably gonna be cold,
1:03:31
yeah, it's still it's not like fucking are they doing it indoors or
1:03:35
kind of doors? I don't know because there's nothing. It's like right outside
1:03:37
green Bay is tiny about Detroit. Oh, Detroit's outside is it? They're
1:03:43
They're all outside. But green Bay you got on the stages, you got
1:03:47
you got the stadium, and then right outside the stadium you've got houses.
1:03:52
So I don't know where they would maybe be in the stadium or something.
1:03:54
I'm assuming that's what it's gonna be. Yea or Chicago. Yeah, I
1:04:00
mean, well Chicaio was the Bears, but Chicaio's not far right. Yeah.
1:04:05
I am heading to Bermuda on Sunday on a cruise. I can't wait.
1:04:12
Uh, I've like upgraded everything I can fucking upgrade so I can drink
1:04:16
anything on the boat to any restaurant go down. Well yeah, so four,
1:04:20
so I have four four upgrades of restaurants. I've reserved three already.
1:04:25
I think there's like six like doing like the steakhouse, the French restaurant,
1:04:29
the Italian restaurant, and yeah, I mean the cool and it's nice right
1:04:33
out of New York to Bermuda and back. No plane, no nothing,
1:04:35
just get dropped off and picked up and uh and the draft will be on
1:04:41
Thursday. And already told I already upgraded to the uh unlimited wi FI.
1:04:46
I mean, like I haven't been on a cruising so long, so I
1:04:48
don't know. I mean, I'm sure they have ESPN on the cruise ships,
1:04:53
but it's always weird, you know, when you're on those, you
1:04:56
don't know what you know they get the signal or not. Like I've been
1:04:59
on cruises where like during like NFL playoff games and it's like it goes in
1:05:02
and out. But I got watch it on my phone. So I already
1:05:08
told Nicole, I said, just leave me alone Thursday night at sea from
1:05:11
about actually like till about nine o'clock, from eight to nine. I mean
1:05:15
I picked three That's all I really care about. I could just look at
1:05:16
the picks on my phone for everything else, for everything else, you know.
1:05:19
Yeah, see what the Jets draft, you know, hopefully they take
1:05:21
a fucking kicker or something. It wouldn't be the first time we took a
1:05:26
kicker. Don't even talk to me about ter. We drafted two and two
1:05:29
years and then one got one got shunned for being a racist and the other
1:05:32
one just was awful last year. But all right, well, yea,
1:05:38
hey, you have a great trip to alone and my friends as well,
1:05:40
you know, you know, just rock out to Dave, yeah, teeth
1:05:45
time. I love John, but like I just I just can't. I
1:05:48
can't even follow my favorite band around that much. Yeah, I mean I
1:05:53
love I mean I like Dave too, but I'm like, at some point,
1:05:56
like John knows why I don't go anymore. And that was that show
1:05:59
and beach where it rained all day and the tailgate and then they played like
1:06:03
the literally the worst set ever, like Juice, Like it was like literally
1:06:06
like all their slow songs and all we want to do is like fucking not
1:06:10
that you can rage the day. But they have a lot of upbeat songs
1:06:13
and yeah, nothing. It was like, dude, eat the ground like
1:06:16
I'm soaking wet, like sad songs. That and him dumping the I don't
1:06:23
know what he used to bring. Oh that was. That was up to
1:06:26
uh Saratoga. That was. That was the track. Yeah, two years
1:06:31
on ice from Pickles, olive oil everywhere. Nothing worse in oil. Can't
1:06:38
get oil off your ship. But all right, boys, enjoy the draft,
1:06:42
Enjoy London. I'll enjoy Bermuda and I'll talk to you guys all in
1:06:45
two weeks. Peace