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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Fightland” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: Halloween on the beach in Bimini. Y. Cliff John performs
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  Speaker 1: live at the One Voyage Beach Party, hosted by Anthony
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  Speaker 2: Barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: We got music, food, comedy, and island vibes.
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  Speaker 3: And tendinism.
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  Speaker 1: book your cabin tonight. Now, do you know what? I
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  Speaker 1: just found out why they call things a banana republic.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know why?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me.
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  Speaker 1: Because generally in South and Central America.
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  Speaker 3: Bananas.
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  Speaker 1: They were famous for bananas. They would have an uprising.
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  Speaker 1: They want democracy. The Marines would come, shoot the leaders,
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  Speaker 1: replace the other leaders with a leader they thought was
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  Speaker 1: more viable, set the price of bananas and leave. It
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  Speaker 1: was all set to a price that the American people
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  Speaker 1: would pay.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: And they did it over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: And so that is how you got the phrase Banana Republic.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a fun fact?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I don't know how interesting it is,
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  Speaker 3: but it is a fun fact.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 3: You probably drive parties crazy.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 3: And another one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think, I can't remember the last time I
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  Speaker 1: got to a party.
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  Speaker 3: Another martini, please.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I got to a party. Right,
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  Speaker 1: it's a martini.
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  Speaker 6: And let me tell you something else I learned as
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  Speaker 6: I traveled.
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  Speaker 1: Like, stir this martini with my olive, you know.
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  Speaker 3: As you sit at my feet.
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  Speaker 1: Commander McBrack.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you all information. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: do host a nationally syndicated radio show. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what they call.
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  Speaker 3: Hats in the Zimbabwe? No, what do they call them.
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  Speaker 1: D.L.? Okay, I'll tell you why. Do you know why
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  Speaker 1: the folds are in a chef's hat? No, tell me why.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I do know. Something about an egg.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about an egg.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: It's every way to cook eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I thought it was nothing to do with an egg.
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  Speaker 1: No, you said un-egg. I said an-egg. Every way to
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  Speaker 1: cook eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, tell me something else. How long can we go
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  Speaker 3: with this?
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  Speaker 1: There are apparently a hundred ways. No, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to look it up. Give me some more. What else
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  Speaker 1: we got going? No, did you look up whether Ben
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  Speaker 1: Carson tried to stab his mother?
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  Speaker 6: I was going to save that for what have you learned,
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  Speaker 6: but let me go on and break you down right now.
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  Speaker 3: No, he did not try to.
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  Speaker 1: Stab his mother. Somebody tried to stab him.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, and no.
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  Speaker 1: No, he wrote about it in a book.
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  Speaker 3: No, he did not.
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  Speaker 1: He only had a knife in him.
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  Speaker 6: He said he tried to stab someone, but the skit
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  Speaker 6: was right. Whatever he had it in prevented him from
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  Speaker 6: doing so. But it wasn't his mother.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't his mother.
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  Speaker 1: I promise.
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  Speaker 3: It was not.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: So you waited at the opportune time?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had a couple of things that I was
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  Speaker 3: going to tell you about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, you are dazzling us with all of
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  Speaker 3: this useless piece of information. I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: You ate three day old rice. Get off my chair. Oh, wow. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: tell us about Strawberry Letter 23. What's the story? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually Strawberry Letter 22. Oh, see. Another martini.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get him a pipe. Intubatively. Right. Have
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  Speaker 1: I ever told you about the time? I remember the time.
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  Speaker 3: Sit and learn more. No, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you? Never mind. You got it.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That'll do it. I think we're going to move on.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have been embarrassing enough. Yes. Now it's time
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  Speaker 1: to listen to Alibo, the streaming hack warrior. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Hola, me say.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, me.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, me.
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  Speaker 5: Hi. Uh-oh. Yeah, my home brother.
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  Speaker 1: What's that, Alibo?
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  Speaker 5: We are in the September.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: You know, after the Labor Day, it is the most
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  Speaker 5: boring month of the year. At least there's always some
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  Speaker 5: kind of good beef that you can get through any month.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Like the rapper beef. We need another good beef like
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  Speaker 5: Kendrick Dillamore and Drake. All we have now is Eddie
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  Speaker 5: Sheeran in Macklemore. You see, dear my home brother, Macklemore
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  Speaker 5: was removed from Eddie Sheeran's North American stadium tour after
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  Speaker 5: facing backlash for onstage Free Palestine remarks and performing his
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  Speaker 5: protest song in the house. This beef has no seasoning.
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  Speaker 5: It's like vegan beef.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: Compared to Kendrick and Drake, it's like a street fight
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  Speaker 5: versus two dads arguing in the parking lot after the
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  Speaker 5: bake sale. One beef changed the culture, the other changed
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  Speaker 5: the undercar. Drake versus Kendrick was homicide.
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  Speaker 1: Ed vs.
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  Speaker 5: Macklemore is a scheduling conflict with feelings. Kindred brought a
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  Speaker 5: whole city. Ed brought a statement with bullet points. Today's
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  Speaker 5: review has everything to do with the beef. The series
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  Speaker 5: is Fightland, starring Howard D. Charles. This is the new
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  Speaker 5: series on the Starz streaming network. It is produced by
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  Speaker 5: 50 Descent. In this show, a disgraced boxing champion is
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  Speaker 5: released from prison and returns to London to take revenge
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  Speaker 5: on the crime family that betrayed him. Yes, 50% dropped
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  Speaker 5: another one. And just like his songs, it's a hit
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  Speaker 5: you didn't ask permission to play on repeat. It's like
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  Speaker 5: power with gloves on. Disgraced champ Duke the Killroy gets
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  Speaker 5: out of prison, comes back to London, and treats revenge
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  Speaker 5: like a title fight that already went 12 rounds. Family, crime, boxing, betrayal,
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  Speaker 5: the usual 50% starter pack. Except now everybody's British and
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  Speaker 5: still somehow ready to catch a fade. Is it subtle?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: Neither was in the club.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: But that's the point. It walks in, takes the belt,
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  Speaker 5: and dares you to change the channel. If 50 drop
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  Speaker 5: TV shows the way he drops singles, this is the
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  Speaker 5: one that goes platinum before the credits. You will love it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm serious. I give up four handbags. And if you
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  Speaker 5: add it while skinny dipping in Siberia, I will send
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  Speaker 5: you my new series on my Zulu streaming network. It
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  Speaker 5: is called Fartland. Yes, Fartland. He lost his belt. He
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  Speaker 5: lost eight years, but he did not lose the ability
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  Speaker 5: to clear a road. Uh-oh, same city, same grudges, different
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  Speaker 5: kind of knockout. Yes, Portland, where every cliffhanger is followed
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  Speaker 5: by a windy advisory. I'm serious. This is Alibo, your
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  Speaker 5: streaming warrior, with the Stream Hacking Movie Review. Stay safe
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  Speaker 5: and healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Now here to take a peek in a Jasmine's diary.
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: We were going to, but now we're not.
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  Speaker 2: Dear Diary. I need to give some advice to one
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  Speaker 2: of my girlfriends, although I'm not really quite sure what
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  Speaker 2: to say.
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  Speaker 4: She has met this new guy who is all the things.
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  Speaker 4: all the things.
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  Speaker 3: He's nice.
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  Speaker 4: He's respectable. He's smart. He's money. He's humble. He's all
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  Speaker 4: the things. The problem is, according to her, he don't
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  Speaker 4: like the boba. You know what I'm talking about? That
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  Speaker 4: really nice pink. You know what I'm talking about? He
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  Speaker 4: likes it. He just don't like to.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's not going.
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  Speaker 4: To chew it, but he doesn't even want it in
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  Speaker 4: his mouth. That's all I'm going to say. And so
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  Speaker 4: I said to her, listen, you have to figure out
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  Speaker 4: what is a deal breaker for you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, for me, depending on how much everything else weighed,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I might forego.
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  Speaker 1: The bubble gum.
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  Speaker 4: I might be all right with it. I said, look,
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  Speaker 4: you have to make that decision because I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, you know, what you are okay with and
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  Speaker 2: what you're not. But I'll tell you this, I'd much
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  Speaker 2: rather have somebody who doesn't like bubble gum than somebody
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  Speaker 2: who broke and has me.
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  Speaker 4: Let me know.