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Whackhead Prank: Have you ever barked up the wrong tree? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Okay, censors survey, Let's go, Let's have a guess. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Sherlan Barnes, the questions that desperately need answering in the world,
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  Speaker 1: very important questions. I'm gonna go with ten ten okay,
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  Speaker 1: good guess, Sibbs eleven eleven very good guess. Serbs remi
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  Speaker 1: eighth questions eight terrible guests and produce a bread twelve
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  Speaker 1: oh nearly nelly nine maybe maybe? All right, here we
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  Speaker 1: go on the senseless survey for this week. So lear
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  Speaker 1: speaking reach you call. Good morning. I'm calling you from
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  Speaker 1: the Censeless Bureau. I'm just gonna ask you a couple
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  Speaker 1: of questions quickly that you didn't fill out. Okay, in
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  Speaker 1: your opinion, our runners just overweight unicorns? No? Is it
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  Speaker 1: okay to put glasses on a dog? No? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that you should start eating healthy now in case
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  Speaker 1: your future doctor is using chet GPT to pass medical school.
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  Speaker 1: Are your teeth the only parts of your body that
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  Speaker 1: don't heal themselves? I have no idea. Are you aware
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  Speaker 1: that active grandparents never wanted to stop being parents and
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  Speaker 1: absent grandparents never wanted to be parents at all? Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever jumped on a trampoline with a cat. Which
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  Speaker 1: are these movie characters reminds you of your mother? Jaws
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  Speaker 1: or the Terminator? Or would it be considered an environmental
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  Speaker 1: disaster if there was a large olive oil spill. Do
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  Speaker 1: you ever look into the tissue after you blow your
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  Speaker 1: nose in it? That's a lie. Have you ever barked
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  Speaker 1: up the wrong tree? Do you often bark at trees?
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  Speaker 1: It was getting a little personal there. Why was everyone
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  Speaker 1: disgusted by the looking at the tissue after you've blown
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  Speaker 1: your nose? It's one of those things you everyone admit
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  Speaker 1: to you know what I'm but you have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You do it the first time, you don't continuously. Do
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  Speaker 1: you need to see how healthy you are? Do you
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  Speaker 1: need to see what's going on with your fluids? For me,
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  Speaker 1: the same thing after I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: or how to diagnose. Yes, oh you're not healthy. But
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  Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you keep an eye on, yes,
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  Speaker 1: everything that's coming out of your body. You know what
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  Speaker 1: your norm looks like. So on the day that it's
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  Speaker 1: not okay, it's never changed. What comes out of your
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  Speaker 1: nose when you're getting sick, you must away there's a change.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get worried if there's blood. Otherwise it's just
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  Speaker 1: no stuff. Sometimes the nose stuff changes. Yes, yes you
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  Speaker 1: would feel that though, but sometimes you also need to
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  Speaker 1: just see is it's information gathering You don't want it
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  Speaker 1: to be. You know, you wanted to be clear what
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  Speaker 1: And now you're going to check GPT that picture now?
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  Speaker 1: Am I healthy? Doc? Enjoy your breakfast by the way, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's big people staff in the real world.