Latest / Never Caught Up / Sometimes It's The Less You Know, You Know
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- 0:20Hi. Hi.
- 0:23Welcome back to the Never Caught Up podcast where we talk about
- 0:26all the things we can never catch up on because so there's
- 0:29so much content to read, watch and listen to.
- 0:33How are you doing from three days ago A.
- 0:36Couple of days ago used to. Be great too.
- 0:39You have a pink Ugg Yeah today. Yeah, I'm using green to switch
- 0:42it up just for fun, but. It's very wicked, very pink and
- 0:46green. I have red, it's a red.
- 0:48I wish I had pink pink. Was sold out.
- 0:50Really. Yeah, it looks pink to me.
- 0:53Thank you. That's what.
- 0:54I wanted that makes you feel better.
- 0:56It does, because that's what I was going for.
- 0:58But no, yeah, not much. Not much else going on since we
- 1:03last talked but went for a little walk today is.
- 1:06It also the devil's asshole outside.
- 1:09It's hot. Yeah, it is hot and Griselda was
- 1:12dying, but yeah. I would love to take the dogs
- 1:15out for a walk. I think Zuco would be fine.
- 1:18Kate on the other hand, Kate can't handle the heat.
- 1:21He very much takes after his dad.
- 1:23But I went to the farmers market this morning because apparently
- 1:26you can't go to the grocery stores anymore because you can't
- 1:30eat anything that is mass produced.
- 1:32So I guess everybody had the same idea that I did.
- 1:36And it was so packed I couldn't I had to like I typically go and
- 1:42get my coffee from this spot called Coffee Science, which is
- 1:44amazing. They were out of coffee, just
- 1:47out of coffee. And then I walked over to my
- 1:51lettuce head guy or family or vendor, whatever they were out
- 1:56of lettuce. They only had herbs And then I
- 1:59was able to get all my my meats from my favorite meat purveyor,
- 2:05Pearl River Pastures, which was great.
- 2:08And then I was like trying to get other things.
- 2:11And then I ended up getting a lot of bread from this really
- 2:15great baking vendor. When you guys come, I really
- 2:18want to take you because I feel like you would love it and I can
- 2:22eat an entire baguette and not feel sick.
- 2:25Or I could do that for like, I could do that with like a Panera
- 2:28baguette. Please don't tempt me an entire
- 2:31one. That's nothing.
- 2:33I got Jesse a pear and blue cheese brioche.
- 2:37Oh my God, don't say that. Kyle will scream.
- 2:40That's a dangerous. He hates that.
- 2:42I know he. Would he hates both of those
- 2:44things? He doesn't like cheat.
- 2:46Wait, he doesn't like pears? No, because they're too sandy.
- 2:49Excuse, excuse me, what does that mean?
- 2:53The texture. I think it's just too.
- 2:55What does that mean? That does it?
- 2:57That's not. Grainy.
- 3:00Oh, Kyle, we're going to have to have conversations.
- 3:03I I've tried to get him to eat pears.
- 3:07I love pears. I love pears so much.
- 3:11We had a Chinese pear tree growing up in our yard.
- 3:16And so I don't know if you ever had like an Asian pear or a
- 3:20Chinese pear. They're shaped like an.
- 3:22Apple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 3:24Brown skin and then like, hair. Yeah.
- 3:27I love. So yeah.
- 3:31Oh my God, I love pears. Oh wow, Kyle.
- 3:34So would he. Like I got myself an apple
- 3:36cranberry almond brioche. Yeah, that'd probably be fine.
- 3:40OK, yeah, well, he can stay home.
- 3:43No, not no cheese, No or especially not blue cheese.
- 3:46Not Gorgonzola cheese. Not feta cheese.
- 3:50OK, I don't. I am not a blue cheese girl.
- 3:53I really don't like Gorgonzola. Depends.
- 3:56Jesse loves. Gorgonzola cheese.
- 3:59I love feta. I love feta and it's a shame
- 4:03that I can't have it right now because.
- 4:05Pregnant. You can't have feta cheese.
- 4:08Can't have like soft cheeses, so like Bri feta burrata, yeah it's
- 4:14fucked. Why wait?
- 4:16Why? What does that have to do with
- 4:17anything? I don't really know.
- 4:21All I know is that I can't have it.
- 4:23I'm going to look it up now because I.
- 4:26Would Google that, I've never heard of that.
- 4:29It's a thing. And like, we can't.
- 4:31I feel like you just can't have meat.
- 4:32You just can't have like Turkey or ham.
- 4:36You and like I still have it. I'll just put it on the pan real
- 4:38quick and heat it up because the baby wants sandwich she loves.
- 4:43Oh. Yeah, as long as you cook it,
- 4:45just cook it. This is Jesse's child, OK?
- 4:47Like, like, wholeheartedly. Because I like sandwiches.
- 4:50I'm not, you know, not bad. She wants sandwiches all the
- 4:53time. She loves a sandwich.
- 4:54She loves a ham and cheese with lots of lettuce and Mayo on like
- 4:59a hoagie. She loves it and I I can't.
- 5:03I can't have lettuce right now because I don't want the stuff
- 5:06and I just had. Lettuce I just had.
- 5:09A You're brave. A Turkey burger with lettuce.
- 5:12You're brave, You're very brave. It's not the first time.
- 5:17OK Oh wait, OK no, you can actually eat feta while pregnant
- 5:22if it's made from pasteurized milk.
- 5:24You must avoid unpasteurized, which is raw milk feta because
- 5:29soft high moisture cheese can carry a dangerous bacteria
- 5:33called listeria. So the same reasons why you're
- 5:35not supposed to eat deli meat. It's listeria and like it can be
- 5:39really really bad for pregnant women.
- 5:42I'm going to eat my marinated feta later on a year old because
- 5:45that's what I really want. Yeah, I mean, isn't, isn't most
- 5:49milk pasteurized? In the United States, it's
- 5:52mostly it's, it's all you. It has to be pasteurized.
- 5:55So now. For those people that are like
- 5:57eating like liver and and pasteurized milk and.
- 6:01Right. Bullshit online.
- 6:03So now, but I got my marinated feta from the farmers stop.
- 6:06So now I have to make sure that it's pasteurized.
- 6:09But I think it should be. I would trust the farmer stop,
- 6:13which is basically like a consignment farmers market where
- 6:17instead of waiting for the farmers market the three times a
- 6:19week, it's a brick and mortar where they have like deliveries.
- 6:24It's just. Like the cab?
- 6:26No better. You would love this.
- 6:28The cab gives you anxiety, this doesn't.
- 6:30It's very aesthetically pleasing.
- 6:31I. Mean they're about to like, hit
- 6:33you on the ankles. Every step you take, you're in
- 6:35someone's way. You can't fight with all those
- 6:38immigrant aunties and I mean, we used to frequent the CAB when we
- 6:44would do Thanksgivings because that's the place to get all of
- 6:48the stuff. I do love the CAB farmers market
- 6:50because it's humongous, but farmer stop is all of the
- 6:55vendors are like small farmers and like family farmers and
- 7:00like. 57 and under. Yeah, I guess, yes.
- 7:05You're so funny. Thank you.
- 7:08He's here all weak people. But yeah, it was very hot.
- 7:11And then I had to. So I had to stop by my coffee
- 7:14place, the brick and mortar, to get my Venetian cream because I
- 7:18needed it. You would.
- 7:19I think you would. What do you like?
- 7:20Coconut. Are you a coconut?
- 7:21Girl, I love coconut. So this is like, you just have
- 7:25to come to New Orleans so I can bring you to all my haunts.
- 7:27This is like a coconut. It's like espresso with coconut,
- 7:31but it's like a coconut condensed milk.
- 7:33So it's creamy and iced and it's very, very good, but it's not
- 7:37too sweet. It's really good.
- 7:39And they ran out, so I had to go to the brick and mortar.
- 7:41Right, right, right. 'Cause yeah.
- 7:45My coconuts. Yeah, other than that, I got
- 7:49Jesse his dill pickle kettle corn.
- 7:54Isn't kettle corn sweet? It's I I'm not AI love Pickles.
- 8:00I'm not a fan of the dill pickle one.
- 8:02I like their white cheddar, but it's it's interesting.
- 8:06It's not sweet. It's like, I think kettle is
- 8:09like the the way the popcorn is made.
- 8:11Yeah. And then it can be sweet and
- 8:14salty. Excuse sweeter.
- 8:16It does. My opinion?
- 8:18It does, but he's obsessed with the dill pickle flavored
- 8:24popcorn. He loves the dill pickle.
- 8:28It's called Louisiana's best kettle corn.
- 8:32Period. Yeah.
- 8:33And it is. They say they're the best they
- 8:35got to. Be it is, it is.
- 8:37They know us because we always get the kettle corn.
- 8:40But yeah, their white cheddar is phenomenal.
- 8:43Very good work. Yeah, you just need to come to
- 8:46New Orleans to eat. Yeah, and I will.
- 8:50I need more eventually Beignets. Yeah, at some point.
- 8:53You know, it's a lot for me, doing anything, going anywhere.
- 8:57I know we like a, we like a homestay, you know?
- 9:02Yeah, work. Yeah.
- 9:04I don't have much of shit else other than watching a bunch of
- 9:07TV. We started watching House of
- 9:11Stassi. Do you know Stassi?
- 9:13Did you watch Vanderpump? I don't, You don't.
- 9:14Watch No, I didn't watch Vanderpump.
- 9:16And it's I just, I can't commit to that, that I can't.
- 9:18No, you shouldn't. It's.
- 9:19Too much and. No, it's far too much.
- 9:22But House of Stassi was really bad and really boring, and she
- 9:25was just talking about how she wants to make this TV show
- 9:28happen while trying to film said TV show.
- 9:32And then the whole thing is just like, we just need to make this
- 9:35show. I need to be famous.
- 9:36I need to be Kris Jenner. I was really good on TVA few
- 9:39years ago. I need to do this.
- 9:41I want to make my whole family famous.
- 9:43It was just so. Everybody want to be a
- 9:45Kardashian? It was so boring and like, I'm
- 9:49sorry, but no, that's not going to happen.
- 9:52But you ever watch? Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
- 9:55A long time ago, not like not for years, but yeah, I did in
- 9:58the beginning. I had DVD's of it early.
- 10:02On Girl. Or at least a DVD.
- 10:05But. There was a small stint in time
- 10:07where I was a Kardashian fan where all the girls had the the
- 10:10Kylie lip kit. Remember that time?
- 10:13Oh yeah. That dry ass shit that made your
- 10:15lips so dry and it wasn't cute. It was like that matte A No no
- 10:19thank you anyway. I didn't use it, but I was well,
- 10:23well aware of it. But yeah, no, not I Yeah, it's
- 10:27been a long time. But we also watched The Devil
- 10:30Wears Prada 2. Did you see that?
- 10:31I haven't seen it yet. How is it?
- 10:32Is it good? It was, it was cute, it was
- 10:34good. I liked it a lot.
- 10:35OK, it was funny. OK, good.
- 10:37What's your face? Miranda's new assistant is
- 10:40really funny. And every time she says
- 10:42something like not appropriate or PC or whatever, this girl's
- 10:47like, no, Nope, Nope, you can't say that.
- 10:49It's just so funny that. So I will watch it this week and
- 10:52we can deep dive it next week. Yeah, it's really good.
- 10:55Cutesy, mostly. But Speaking of cutesy, I've
- 10:59also been re watching Pretty Little Liars.
- 11:03Oh my God. OK, I remember.
- 11:08I remember waiting for that show to come out weekly.
- 11:11OK, I would sit. In my parents summers watching
- 11:14it and then it'd have to wait for new ones.
- 11:15Yeah. Waiting, waiting for such a crap
- 11:19ending. Such a garbage ending.
- 11:22What? It was a horrible beginning as
- 11:24well. All of it was.
- 11:25Oh, really? Well, so I'm just back on, I'm
- 11:27on Season 1. I don't even like I can't even
- 11:30remember how many episodes there are per season because it feels
- 11:32like at least 100 episodes a season, but it's not.
- 11:36But it's. Like 23 or something like that.
- 11:39Is it not Vulu? I think it's HBO.
- 11:41I think I'm watching it on HBO. That's right.
- 11:43That's right. Because they got Yeah.
- 11:45They had the new one, but yeah, no.
- 11:48So I'm just on Season 1, probably not even like episode
- 11:5110 or anything like that, but it's just so crazy.
- 11:54It's just so crazy. These girls are just always
- 11:56hanging out at this restaurant like no one just like cares
- 11:59where everyone is all the time. They're just like chilling and
- 12:02can get like lunch and dinner at any time they want.
- 12:06When are they 2? Episodes on Season 1.
- 12:09Are they counting the new stuff? No, no, no, no.
- 12:12Seven seasons. There's seven just Pretty Little
- 12:14Liars. And then Pretty Little Liars
- 12:17Original Sin has two seasons. I don't think I only saw.
- 12:20Ravenwood. Did you see Ravenwood?
- 12:22No, I only saw the first season of Pretty Little Liars original
- 12:26sin. That was OK.
- 12:29Yeah, it was. It wasn't.
- 12:30It was a departure. It wasn't anything.
- 12:34Yeah, I mean, I think they got rid of the whole like teacher
- 12:37and student thing, which is terrible, but I really think I
- 12:40should rewatch it 'cause I was like, look, he obsessed with
- 12:43that. I I remember the first episode
- 12:47at like as if it's like one of my own memories.
- 12:51It's like a core memory in my mind.
- 12:52I hear the songs and I'm like, I know every single scene that
- 12:56happens. I can picture the whole
- 12:58literally I can see the whole thing happening.
- 13:00It's. Don't make me we have to.
- 13:03And you know, we're we're it is all all good tober as they call
- 13:07it on the socials. Maybe I will partake because
- 13:10it's like sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it's stupid.
- 13:15Everybody's like, Oh my God, pumpkin spices is already out.
- 13:18Please jump off a bridge because it's allegedly it's going to be
- 13:22out soon if it's not out. September.
- 13:25It's probably September. No, I think it might be out.
- 13:28Let me see pumpkin. Pumpkin while pregnant.
- 13:31Everything while pregnant. It's on my Google.
- 13:35Pumpkin, you can't do anything fun.
- 13:37No, I can't. No, August. 25th Well, kids are
- 13:41already back in school. Yeah, whatever.
- 13:43That means who cares about kids? But I'm sorry, I don't mean it
- 13:47like that. I'm so sorry.
- 13:50No, you could stay on that. You could say like you don't.
- 13:52I know you guys don't want kids, so it's fine.
- 13:54No, I will. I I love my nieces and nephew
- 13:59and I will love all of my other niecesandnephews.com.
- 14:02So yeah. And that's it.
- 14:04But. Other people, no.
- 14:06Yeah, no, that's like when we went to the zoo when I was in
- 14:10New York, and like Phil and Eddie, we were, we all went
- 14:15together and we went on a day that we were like, OK,
- 14:17Wednesdays at the Bronx Zoo are free.
- 14:21So it's like all of the camps. Oh God, yeah, That's how
- 14:27Centennial Park is like a lot of the time, too.
- 14:29It's like just a busload of kids going to the.
- 14:32Kids, kids, just lots of kids. And so we went on a Thursday
- 14:36because we figured OK, the next day wouldn't be no.
- 14:40And I mean, like it's this wasn't like the cute kids of
- 14:43like 6. I think 6 is the Max for cute
- 14:47kids. This was like 8910.
- 14:50So they're like, you haven't really hit puberty yet and
- 14:55you're not like that annoying, but you're a little annoying
- 14:57because you're. They're just annoying.
- 14:58Just loud. Oh my God.
- 15:00And Eddie was just like, I love my nieces and nephews, but like
- 15:05everybody else, Oh my God, please stop.
- 15:08They're just loud. Just very, very, very, very,
- 15:10very loud. But you know, we were all loud
- 15:13and annoying at one point. I wasn't.
- 15:17I was actually a really quiet baby.
- 15:19You'd be shocked to believe I barely cried.
- 15:21It wasn't until I got older, really.
- 15:23Instead of crying, yeah, quite literally was not until I grew
- 15:26up that I became a crier. I always cry.
- 15:30I'm just, I'm crying. I'm a cancer.
- 15:33I'm a cancer. I'm Scorpio.
- 15:36Yes. See, I just, I cry when I'm
- 15:39angry. I cry when I'm sad, I cry when
- 15:41I'm happy. I just cry.
- 15:43I just cry, but that's. How it comes out?
- 15:46Yeah, it's fun that way. I don't give a shit, I love
- 15:49crying. Yeah, but yeah, I maybe I'm
- 15:52going to start Pretty Little Liars again.
- 15:54It's a nice little palate cleanse from Real Housewives of
- 15:58Atlanta. Yeah, a palate cleanse in the
- 16:01sense that we're still seeing a full blown adult teacher with a
- 16:04child relationship happening and they're just like going to bars
- 16:08together and hanging out. And she's sitting there drinking
- 16:11a cup of coffee and he's like playing darts, drinking beer.
- 16:15I'm just. No one's saying anything.
- 16:18She's at his apartment, his little dingy ass apartment.
- 16:20How old was he? Old enough to be a teacher.
- 16:24He had just. I must have.
- 16:26He's out of college. He's older than her.
- 16:28So 21 no, I mean, obviously this is wrong.
- 16:30I'm not. Minimum 2222, Yeah, sorry, but
- 16:35yeah. 20 I was 21 because I had my birthday in July and we I
- 16:39graduated in May. But so yeah, 2022 and she was
- 16:45what, like 14? She was at least, I think they
- 16:48were at least sophomores. They couldn't have been
- 16:51freshmen. They didn't seem like freshmen,
- 16:52but they could have been freshmen, but I don't think they
- 16:54were. Maybe they were even June.
- 16:58I honestly, I've been watching 8 episodes.
- 17:00I don't know. I don't know what day it is.
- 17:02I don't know what time it is. And is it still the same day?
- 17:07I don't know. So, and I've seen this before
- 17:10and I know most of the episodes like the back of my hand.
- 17:13She was 15 in the pilot episode, and she turned 16 shortly after.
- 17:20Hockey. No.
- 17:23Yeah, I know, right? That's bad.
- 17:26And when did this come out? It had to be 2012, 2010, 2012.
- 17:32That's 2010. Yeah, nice.
- 17:38That's bad. Yeah, I mean, I loved it in the
- 17:41moment I. Was Oh yeah, no, it was amazing.
- 17:43Obviously I loved. It too.
- 17:45Yeah, hell yeah, that's what. I, I think everybody kind of had
- 17:49that like teacher student thing. I mean, I feel like it's more
- 17:53appropriate in college. Still wrong because there's like
- 17:57the power dynamic, but at least everybody's legal.
- 18:00Wow. That's bad.
- 18:03Well, then there's, like, I don't know, like me, like gay
- 18:05people where there's, like, gay people in West Virginia where
- 18:09that scenario, this is, is not even possible most of the time.
- 18:13So really, really fun. Yeah.
- 18:17Yeah. No, nothing.
- 18:20No, no, no. But yeah.
- 18:22But anyways, you should watch because it's just nuts and
- 18:24they're crazy. And who do you think I am?
- 18:27Which one do you think I am? Which one do you think you are?
- 18:31Hunter came to my mind immediately with you.
- 18:33I'm sorry. Me as Spencer.
- 18:36You. Think I'm smart or something?
- 18:39That's really funny. I do think you're smart.
- 18:42I think I would love to be a Spencer.
- 18:44Many of them are athletic. Emily's athletic as well.
- 18:48I low key see myself as like an Emily or an Aria.
- 18:51Unfortunately. No, wait, Emily's the really
- 18:56athletic one, right? Yeah, the lesbian.
- 18:59Yeah, yeah. So fitting.
- 19:04According to my dad, yes. Especially when I had that
- 19:07haircut. Yeah, we took that picture back.
- 19:09It's it's between an Emily and an Aria athleticism and just
- 19:15like vibe of Emily, but like the lit part of Aria, like the
- 19:21literature part not. Yeah, no, I knew.
- 19:24I knew what you meant. Yeah.
- 19:25Yeah, I know. I think I'm.
- 19:27I'm either Alison or Aria 'cause they're both bitchy.
- 19:31I cannot see you as Alison. Really, you can't see me as like
- 19:35a dead bitch? No, I do see you definitely as a
- 19:40Spencer. I'm sorry, I do.
- 19:43I'm not upset, I love her. The the smartness, the the the
- 19:47mild up tightness from time to time.
- 19:51Oh, no, that's not mild. That's major.
- 19:55Yeah. Who was the other one?
- 19:58Emily, Aria. Spencer, Hannah.
- 20:00Hannah. No one's a Hannah that we know.
- 20:03I'm a Hannah, except I don't steal or like, wreck cars.
- 20:07I went through a klepto phase. Really.
- 20:10I did. Confess your sins right here,
- 20:13right now. I mean, it was.
- 20:15It passes the statute of limitations.
- 20:17A whole bunch of stuff from clothing from a fast fashion
- 20:23establishment. They want you to steal.
- 20:26You know they want to get. Rid of that product, yeah.
- 20:29Yeah, but you know, everybody goes through a klepto phase.
- 20:33It's fine. A little bit.
- 20:35Yeah, it's listen way past the statute of limitations.
- 20:38You can't come after me. And plus I don't even have any
- 20:40of the items anymore. So, technically, did I.
- 20:42Ever do. Is that going to stop them?
- 20:44You never know. But no.
- 20:45Yeah, please watch it and we can discuss and we can pyramid the
- 20:50girls like Abby Lee Miller. And every week we'll have
- 20:54someone at the top of the pyramid.
- 20:56Yes, yeah. Mostly for me, probably Arya at
- 21:01the top, but. She was always my favorite, her
- 21:04and Emily. And also I love her mom because
- 21:06I love Charmed. Kind of love.
- 21:08Charmed. Very.
- 21:08True, very true. And she also seemed like it's
- 21:12going to be interesting watching it now, like because I'm
- 21:15watching some shows and I'm just like, where are your parents?
- 21:17That's what I mean. Where are your parents and what
- 21:22are they doing? They're at the fucking.
- 21:24Restaurant all the time like this is friends.
- 21:27Like what are you guys doing is very.
- 21:29Huge money to be. On this side, right, Right.
- 21:32Exactly. Mine.
- 21:33Am I paying for you to go to lunch and then come home and eat
- 21:36my food too? I don't think so.
- 21:38And sleep with your teacher. That one, everyone is trying to
- 21:41sleep with them though and be weird about it too.
- 21:44One day there was a sub and she walks in.
- 21:46She's like, where's Mr. Fitz? And the sub's like, I don't
- 21:49fucking know. Oh my God.
- 21:50I'm a fucking sub. I remember is that how can I
- 21:54name my cat Fitz? No, please don't know you did
- 21:56that because F Scott Fitzgerald. Yes, yes.
- 21:59That's why, well, I mean, also very, very close to the whole
- 22:02Aria thing. But like, everybody asked me, is
- 22:06it Fitz from Scandal? And I was like, no.
- 22:11Who the fuck is that? I didn't watch.
- 22:12Scandal. You've never You've never seen
- 22:14Scandal. I some, I mean, I mean this
- 22:17respectfully. I love all of that.
- 22:19I can't watch that. I love Scandal.
- 22:22It'll never just like. I love Scandal because it's so
- 22:27close to our reality and I feel like we just, you know, need a
- 22:33BB613 right now to take some folks out.
- 22:37I don't even know what that means.
- 22:39Exactly. You should watch it, it's good.
- 22:41Hell, OK, it's a scandal thing. OK, yeah, yeah, I know.
- 22:44We'll see about that anyways. Yeah, I think that's it.
- 22:47Ultimate Girls Trip starts today or tonight?
- 22:49I think so. Very true.
- 22:52I want to watch that just because of Porsche.
- 22:54Same, and we can pyramid all of them as well speaking.
- 22:57Of Porsche, we need the. Pyramid.
- 22:59We need to we need to get into real.
- 23:01Life. Let's just let's just go right
- 23:04ahead. I mean, OK, first of all, just
- 23:07reminiscent of COVID during that time and all of the all of the
- 23:12social, the social justice stuff that was going on.
- 23:16I love Porsche. She season 13 for me, you know,
- 23:21really solidified Porsche as my #1 housewife.
- 23:25I feel like she is seasoned in this.
- 23:28She knows how to make good TV. She's not like explosive
- 23:31anymore, but she's explosive enough.
- 23:34I love what she's doing during that time.
- 23:37Now let's get to the crux of it. Fucking BOLO.
- 23:40What? What?
- 23:42There it is. When you mentioned that last
- 23:45episode, I was like being on the lookout.
- 23:47What are you talking about? Like I really had no idea.
- 23:50Bolo. And then I think it was that
- 23:53same day that I watched the Bolo episode where he so Bolo is a a
- 23:57male entertainer of the he's an adult male entertainer.
- 24:03Very adults. Of the stripper variation maybe,
- 24:07and then some. I think it's so funny because
- 24:10again, this was filmed during COVID.
- 24:13Like seeing him with the masks. With the mask and in a box he's
- 24:18behind. He was in the box.
- 24:20He can't get out. No, he was in a box.
- 24:23He had on like a mask, a Chanel mask and then a face mask.
- 24:27So was that part of the striptease?
- 24:30Taking off the masks. Taking off the masks.
- 24:33Probably. I am not a Marlow fan but my
- 24:37favorite thing that she said was OK.
- 24:39What's your fake Chanel? Well, no, it truly it was.
- 24:45It absolutely was. I mean, does Chanel sell that?
- 24:48No, you could tell it was see through like you could tell you
- 24:52could. Jesse was watching that episode
- 24:55with me because of course he he does like Atlanta.
- 24:58First of all, when they were all in their lingerie of like
- 25:02Candy's sex dungeon or whatever, she played the mistress role
- 25:06very well. He goes, that's a lot of ass.
- 25:08And I was like, yeah, just stacked, all of them stacked.
- 25:12This is the best looking housewives franchise in my
- 25:16opinion. Like they're like, they don't
- 25:19look like obviously everybody does a little nip tuck, Botox,
- 25:24whatever, but these women are gorgeous, period.
- 25:27Point blank body, body. Even if they've done stuff, they
- 25:30still look naturally just beautiful.
- 25:32They're always beautiful. But listen, I don't shame
- 25:35nobody. I feel like if you have your
- 25:36money and you want to do that, your body, your choice, I really
- 25:40don't care. But this cast was just just
- 25:42phenomenal. And then knees, like knees, they
- 25:45their knees could bend. They were a card, yeah.
- 25:48So he's doing this striptease thing and we're just like fast
- 25:51forwarding because this is a trip that Kenya put together,
- 25:58Kendra, this is a trip that Kenya put together where they go
- 26:02from Atlanta to South Carolina. And it's a simple weekend girls
- 26:06trip. Kenya was a horrible host,
- 26:09jumping around a little bit, but Kenya was a horrible host.
- 26:11She barely provided food. She didn't tell anybody she was
- 26:14bringing her her daughter. Oh, that's when she got her own
- 26:16food. And she?
- 26:18Got she orders or? Food when she walks on foods it
- 26:21or she got her own like crab cake sandwich or whatever.
- 26:24It was so rude in my like I am not a Kenya fan.
- 26:29But it was hilarious. I am not a Kenya fan.
- 26:33Kenya makes it very hard for anybody to be a fan of hers.
- 26:35I think she's, she's just not a I don't think that she's a good
- 26:39person. Like I think she tries.
- 26:42I just don't think that she's a good person, like period.
- 26:44I think she's a good TV character though.
- 26:46She's great. She's a great villain.
- 26:48She's an excellent villain. She's an excellent person to
- 26:52hate on TV. So she brings all the ladies,
- 26:54she gives Marlo the horrible room.
- 26:57I don't understand why, why Marlo decided to sleep on 2
- 26:59couches, push together instead of a bed just to be Marlo.
- 27:05She didn't have a lot planned. She barely had enough food.
- 27:08She ordered her own food. This is Kenya, she ordered her
- 27:11own food. Whatever.
- 27:13Fast forward to the night that they decide Candy specifically
- 27:19wanted to throw Cynthia a Bachelorette party because she
- 27:23never had one. So Candy sex dungeon themed
- 27:27where she was the mistress and just watched a lot of things
- 27:32happen. We have Bolo in the in the glass
- 27:35case of emotions with his fake Chanel and four masks that is
- 27:41part of the striptease. Marlo has that comment of yes,
- 27:47you and your fake Chanel and Jesse goes, Are you sure that's
- 27:49fake Chanel? I'm like honey.
- 27:51Look at the boy. Where would they be?
- 27:54Where? Where would they?
- 27:56Have made that No honey. No, no, no, no.
- 27:59Yeah, so fake Chanel. And yeah, he's just doing a lot
- 28:05of gyrating, a lot of gyrating. And so we Fast forward a little
- 28:10bit and I want to say it was Porsche who it was Porsche who
- 28:16was leading the charge of like, Polo, can you stay for the real
- 28:20party? And then you turn.
- 28:22All the cameras off. Yes.
- 28:24And you hear him say, are the cameras going?
- 28:27And then they usher the production out, they move all
- 28:30the cameras and they cover cameras and they do all that.
- 28:35And it, it got debaucherous. It got, it got crazy.
- 28:40Portia and Latoya were kissing and Portia and Tanya were
- 28:45kissing. Everybody wants Portia's box.
- 28:47Just everybody wants Portia's box.
- 28:50I was super surprised that Drew got flipped on the table because
- 28:53she doesn't give like. Drew Oh yeah, that's right.
- 28:56You finally get to meet Drew. I love Drew, I'm a Drew fan, I'm
- 28:59AI, really like her. Her I, I'm, it's so, so funny.
- 29:04It's like every single season she just gets knocked down
- 29:08harder and harder and harder. It's, it's funny if I'm being
- 29:11honest, 'cause she can take it, but it it's.
- 29:14Just. Hilarious.
- 29:15Wait till you like, wait till you get to now.
- 29:17It's just so like. I don't know why they hate on
- 29:20her so much but please tell me that her.
- 29:22Is so funny. Divorce.
- 29:24It's oh diva. OK, good.
- 29:27I don't he. Lives in the He lives in the
- 29:29basement. Oh no, no, no.
- 29:30She's like she's quite literally losing the battle every.
- 29:34Single day. This was, oh, this was what you
- 29:36were telling me? And that he's in the basement
- 29:38and Portia was stomping in the basement.
- 29:39OK, OK. He I think is like quite
- 29:42literally getting custody of the children.
- 29:45Like she's doing so poorly, like in court and like dealing with
- 29:49the divorce and like battling with him that like she's losing
- 29:52everything like she's getting the OR he is getting full
- 29:55custody. I think he might be getting
- 29:57their marital house as well like they.
- 29:59Never do that. They never give the dads full
- 30:02custody unless something really bad is happening.
- 30:06I think she just, like, is stupid.
- 30:08I think she just doesn't, like, have the right people telling
- 30:10her the right things or she's just like making these dumb
- 30:13decisions over and over. Like, yeah, there would be no
- 30:16reason why she should lose custody and she's not.
- 30:18There's nothing wrong with her as a mother.
- 30:20I think it's just that she's like, not like seeking the right
- 30:23people. Oh no, that breaks my heart.
- 30:27Yeah, but it's that breaks my heart, unfortunately.
- 30:30It's funny too because she's just like again, she just
- 30:33constantly just gets knocked down and and also literally
- 30:36falls. She falls down multiple times
- 30:38throughout her. 10 year listen listen listen as someone who
- 30:42also. Falls down you literally.
- 30:44OK, I. Leave the house and you'd take
- 30:47one step out. Do you remember when we went to
- 30:50Music Midtown? I, I don't even know if it was
- 30:52that or we were going somewhere. This was when you lived in on
- 30:56the West. Side I remember and you just
- 30:58stepped right off 3. Steps and I just just ate shit.
- 31:02Just down tumbled. You're just down tumbled.
- 31:04You were down. And then when when we went
- 31:06rollerblading, you almost cracked your head open.
- 31:09Multiple times and that woman was like, are you OK?
- 31:14No, literally everyone. I tasted metal.
- 31:18I remember I tasted metal. And we still kept going and we.
- 31:21Still And then the next time I fell on my butt and I had a
- 31:24really, I think I like bruised my tailbone because I couldn't
- 31:28even sit in the tub. Probably.
- 31:30You probably did. Yeah.
- 31:32And then there was the other time that I also fell and this
- 31:35is all on the Beltline. So if you're familiar with
- 31:37Atlanta, the Beltline is is constantly busy with, with many,
- 31:42many, many, many people, many people.
- 31:45And I have fallen on that like I have fallen so many times on
- 31:49that Beltline. How?
- 31:51Many times I have not, luckily. But.
- 31:55Yeah. Well, I was also trying to skate
- 31:58after you and your long ass legs and you're going fastness like.
- 32:03I've got. I've had some experience with
- 32:06it, so yeah, got a little speed a.
- 32:09Little a little speed, yeah. You were going like 60 mph and I
- 32:12was going like 2 and like huffing and puffing.
- 32:15You had like your, your like fast skater like inline skates
- 32:20and I had like my trick ones that are just cute 'cause
- 32:22they're blue. Yeah, no, mine are like, mine
- 32:24are like ice skates. No, mine are.
- 32:27I don't do that inline shit. Minor the the like like skate
- 32:32park skates not for. Speed, I think yours were like
- 32:35plastic. They were like the hard plastic
- 32:38bottoms. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:38Yeah, and they were really cute. They were the Impala skates and
- 32:42they're very pretty. So cute fallen so.
- 32:45Many times. But yeah, Drew got flipped on
- 32:52the table and then allegedly. I mean, I don't even know if
- 32:56it's allegedly anymore, if it or if it was confirmed.
- 32:59I have not watched the reunion. I just just finished the season.
- 33:03You'll never see Tanya again. Really low key good because no
- 33:10Tanya I. Know oh, oh, you used to like
- 33:13her. I I like her.
- 33:15Is she, is she, is she bad? Oh God.
- 33:19No, there's nothing wrong with her.
- 33:20I just think it's hilarious that like all of this happens and
- 33:22she's like denies all of it and then you never see her again and
- 33:26you. Know yeah, that's why so so
- 33:28here's so this is this is the the drama of it all.
- 33:32Allegedly 2 of the women had a alleged sexual encounter with
- 33:37Bolo. He left at 7:30 the next day.
- 33:41And I don't know why Kenya was so obsessed.
- 33:45Like, I don't know. I, I'm very well aware that if
- 33:48it's a bachelor or Bachelorette party girl, it stays there.
- 33:52Shut up. Or else no one's going to want
- 33:55to party with you, I think. Kenya was obsessed because she
- 33:57wasn't involved in all the fun. All the time, all the time.
- 34:02And I have a couple of things that are, you know, specific to
- 34:05Kenya about this. So two of the women allegedly
- 34:09had sexual encounters with Bolo, and they're saying the alleged
- 34:15encounter happened on the side where Candy and Portia were
- 34:18sleeping. Candy was not involved.
- 34:21That's literally how Kenya had explained it.
- 34:25I don't know. And Kenya was like, there was
- 34:29moaning and groaning and whatever other people were like,
- 34:33they could have been watching porn.
- 34:34She's like, yeah, right. And then Tanya goes during a
- 34:39dinner. Well, I just will say that I
- 34:43slept in Portia's room. Girl, shut up.
- 34:48Why are you blowing up your spot?
- 34:51Like you could have just stayed silent.
- 34:54Stay silent. Stay silent.
- 34:56No, she just made it so known. It was so funny.
- 34:59Making it mad hot Candy's face the whole time was like bitch
- 35:04shut up like. I was gonna say I wasn't
- 35:07involved in any of this. I was just in the room where it
- 35:10all happened. So that's just where I was.
- 35:14It's just I, it was so bad. It was so bad.
- 35:20Like girly pop, please no, no, no, no, no, let's, let's not,
- 35:25let's not do that. But Kenya was so pressed.
- 35:29She was so pressed. She had left the party earlier.
- 35:33I think it had trickled down, like, like a lot of these women
- 35:36were very obsessed with what this man looked like and his
- 35:39little windshield wiper thing that he was doing, I guess, with
- 35:42his peep. Yeah.
- 35:45Fast forwarding to a couple of other episodes where Latoya, who
- 35:50is Kenya's friend Kenya, really brought her into the group,
- 35:54right. I don't.
- 35:54Remember her at all? She's a Trini gal who kept on
- 35:59talking. Who was who was equally as bad
- 36:04or maybe a little worse than Kenya in the shade.
- 36:07So she had long braids in for most of the.
- 36:10Season oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, yes.
- 36:12I think I remember. Yeah, yeah.
- 36:13Yeah, the one who made out with Portia quite aggressively.
- 36:18If we recall, towards the beginning of the season, Kenya
- 36:23said to her that she has a little crush on her.
- 36:26So Latoya was upset. Not upset, but she was
- 36:31challenging Kenya during a dinner where Kenya kept on
- 36:35bringing up the whole BOLO situation.
- 36:36Like, why do you care? Kenya got mad because she
- 36:40doesn't like when any of her friends hold her accountable.
- 36:42They're at one of Kenya's photo shoots for, I think, Alpha
- 36:46Magazine. Latoya stops by, brings her a
- 36:49cake and Kenya's like, I'm just so mad at you because you're
- 36:53supposed to be my friend and whatever.
- 36:56Then Latoya's like, OK, I understand that I am loyal to
- 37:00you, but I'm going to also just tell you how I feel.
- 37:03And then Kenya goes, well, I'm just upset at you because you
- 37:08made out with Portia and I'm jealous, you know?
- 37:11I have a crush on you. What?
- 37:18What? Yeah, what?
- 37:21And so like adjacent to Kenya, just basically sex shaming
- 37:26anybody for their choices to, you know, to do whatever they
- 37:29want with her body. She's also throwing in like this
- 37:33bi curious kind of thing. Like I don't know if she thinks
- 37:38that it's better because it's not a she's not a man and she's
- 37:42still technically married. So she could say this whatever.
- 37:45Like I was when she said that, I was so confused.
- 37:50I was like, why? What is happening?
- 37:52What is happening? What is happening?
- 37:56Yeah. No, I don't get that because we
- 37:58don't really see that. No.
- 38:02And we don't. She doesn't strike me as sexual,
- 38:04just period. I can't.
- 38:06Kenya. She's beautiful, I think, but I
- 38:09don't think she's, I don't think we've seen her like, I don't
- 38:14know, just everything with men, all of that, like Portia just is
- 38:17like is sexy and everyone wants her really bad, so.
- 38:22And she just owns it. Like, of course, she's just
- 38:24authentically herself. I think that Kenya has a lot of
- 38:26repressed feelings. Like it was just so weird when
- 38:32she came up with that. Like, I kind of was not
- 38:36expecting the, well, you know, that I have a crush on you and
- 38:39I'm just jealous. And like, why would you make out
- 38:41with her and not me? And I'm like, you're really a
- 38:45pick me. Wow, that's bad.
- 38:49That's bad. And I mean this whole BOLO thing
- 38:52continues throughout literally the end of the season.
- 38:56You know, it continued at like Fallon's low key wack Halloween
- 39:02party thing that she had or the Halloween knife party get
- 39:06together that could have just been a dinner without all the
- 39:11costumes. So don't even remember her.
- 39:15Fallon was they had. So many people that just aren't
- 39:18there for a second. Yeah, she, I mean her, her
- 39:22costume was cut like she was Medusa and she looked so good.
- 39:26She looked so good. But then she was basically
- 39:30trying to fight Latoya and like security had to get involved.
- 39:35Nice. And that's and again, where
- 39:37Latoya then told Portia, yeah, she's jealous because we kissed
- 39:42and Portia's like what the fuck? What is what is that?
- 39:48So this whole BOLO thing really, it took over, even continued
- 39:52through New Orleans. Shout out to New Orleans when
- 39:54they were here during a hurricane.
- 39:58Oh yeah, right. Since the power went out at
- 40:02their hotel and I was just drilling Jesse with questions of
- 40:04the hotel a year, I'm like, wait a minute.
- 40:06So like what happens during like if you lose power, like can you
- 40:11get into your room? And he's like no.
- 40:13If it's key carded, he's like, no, but before that they they
- 40:16had a little like it was cute. I think New Orleans is is is
- 40:20always a good time for like girls trips and stuff, guys
- 40:24trips, girls trips, whatever. New Orleans is just a fun city
- 40:27to come visit. Guys, trips.
- 40:29I know guys are gross. And of course they had they had
- 40:36like a cooking class dinner with Big Frida.
- 40:39Oh yes, that's right, love. Love Big Frida.
- 40:42Love Big Frida. She is the queen of New Orleans.
- 40:47Like when I think of New Orleans, it's Big Frida.
- 40:50Yeah. And then Marlo is just messy
- 40:52because she doesn't have a storyline and she wants to be a
- 40:54housewife so bad. So bad.
- 40:57Marlo is just shoving her nose in business where it doesn't
- 41:00belong and it really shows her ass in front of big Frida.
- 41:05Like really shows her ass in front of Big Frida.
- 41:09She don't care. She don't and she was so
- 41:11embarrassed the next day, like so embarrassed.
- 41:15I mean, and that's basically it. That's basically the season
- 41:19because again, it was COVID and all of this stuff.
- 41:22But it then again, like it was very reminiscent because we, I
- 41:25remember we purchased our house in February of 2020 in Atlanta
- 41:30and, and then everything shut, everything in the world shut
- 41:33down. But Atlanta kind of didn't shut
- 41:35down. And it reminded me of all the
- 41:38times like the restaurants stayed open and people were
- 41:41outside. And I mean, even I don't think
- 41:45Candy and and Todd's rest, the steakhouse is still open, I
- 41:49don't think. So steakhouse.
- 41:51Yeah, they had a steakhouse. You mean old lady gang or?
- 41:54No, this was a steakhouse. Steakhouse.
- 41:56It's probably not open then. No Old Lady Gang is closed so.
- 42:00They have the one location in camp in Camp Creek.
- 42:03They had like a tasting at their at that steakhouse and me and
- 42:07Jesse were like, that's not a tasting.
- 42:09That's like a full meal like crazy crazy.
- 42:13They. Always do that.
- 42:15Always. That's like the tasting for old
- 42:17lady gang or I think it was for old lady gang when her mom when
- 42:21Mama Joyce walks in or and or and or Phaedra walks in and she
- 42:26was like, I heard you almost got blown up.
- 42:29Yes, love her. Wow, it was called Blaze Steak
- 42:34and Seafood. I was going to say, didn't they
- 42:37do? Didn't they have a place for
- 42:38Blaze? Yeah, that's right.
- 42:39I like the name Banks better than Blaze, but sure, whatever.
- 42:43It was a quote UN quote upscale restaurant in southwest Atlanta.
- 42:46Opened in late 2020, but the establishment closed following a
- 42:50legal dispute with their landlord over unpaid rent and
- 42:53property repairs. Ouch.
- 42:56The food looked a little salty, I'm not going to lie.
- 42:58You can tell that over the camera.
- 43:01I can make the assumption because I would say 85% of the
- 43:05restaurants in Atlanta over salt their food except no Mas
- 43:09Cantina. Lord, no Mas had to.
- 43:12I've had two mas. I've had two Mas.
- 43:16Their their salad, the salad that we get is just so good.
- 43:20It is really good. That is a very good salad.
- 43:22I like that. Salad.
- 43:23Very good salad. But that's it.
- 43:25I haven't gotten to the reunion. I was just stuck on this whole
- 43:28BOLO thing. Like it's just crazy.
- 43:30Let people live. Kenya's just jealous that
- 43:33everybody wants Porsche's box and she's gorgeous and beautiful
- 43:36and funny and authentically herself and free.
- 43:40Like she doesn't have a lot of these inhibitions that Kenya has
- 43:43and her skin is better. Oh.
- 43:48Yeah, then Cynthia got married. Yeah, not for long.
- 43:51I know Jessie saw Mike Hill and he's like, I know him.
- 43:56He looks really familiar. I'm like, yeah, he's a
- 43:58sportscaster. Yeah, he's all over the TV.
- 44:00Box and he's like, what's his name?
- 44:03I'm like Mike Hill. He's like, I know him.
- 44:05It's just very cute watching any Housewives with Jesse, like any
- 44:08Bravo thing with Jesse, he's very like and he has lots of
- 44:13opinions. He'll get to meet or he'll get
- 44:15to see Charles Oakley on the last two seasons of Atlanta, the
- 44:20most recent seasons. Well, he really wants to watch
- 44:23the recent season because of Pinky.
- 44:25Word pinky can't. He really, because he has, I
- 44:29mean, and I want to see his insights too.
- 44:31He's just he still can't wrap his head around while she's on
- 44:34the show. No, none of us can.
- 44:38It just doesn't make sense. She just doesn't make any sense
- 44:41there. I don't know.
- 44:43But what do I? Everybody needs everybody needs
- 44:45some coin, I guess. I'm a dumb bitch.
- 44:49I think that that's, that's Atlanta.
- 44:52I, I need to see the reunion. I'm sure there's drama in the
- 44:55reunion because of the whole bolo stuff.
- 44:59And then and Drew. I do like Drew though.
- 45:03I, I'm, I'm a Drew fan. I think she's, I think she's
- 45:07adorable. I love her, her wigs as we move
- 45:10forward in the season. No, Drew is.
- 45:13Drew's really funny. She adds a lot of levity, but
- 45:17probably not in the good way because it's like all bad for
- 45:20her, like I said, But it's funny for it's just funny to see.
- 45:24I really don't like her husband. I think he's controlling,
- 45:28manipulative, arrogant son of a bitch.
- 45:32Most likely. Unfortunately for me, he's real
- 45:37sexy. He's actually no, he's
- 45:40attractive like he's he's, but he's a Dick like again, I don't
- 45:45know. I just you have to have a nice
- 45:47you have to be nice for me to like you.
- 45:50Porsche is my favorite. I think Porsche is all around
- 45:53the baddest beach, yes. In Brown.
- 45:56I mean I was just talking about how I would literally bang a
- 45:59zombie just because they had a. True.
- 46:03Me. No.
- 46:04No. I OK, I will say though, they do
- 46:07get to know the zombies in the end of the movie and like they
- 46:10do meanwhile and they're just like protecting their families
- 46:12and stuff. So like he was a good guy, the
- 46:15main zombie with like the biggest and the craziest 1.
- 46:17So that's all I'll say. Is this I am legend?
- 46:21What the? No.
- 46:22Oh God, I wish that was going on in I Am Legend.
- 46:26Not with those zombies, but with Will Smith.
- 46:27But no 28 years later or something like that.
- 46:31I need to bring this up to Jesse.
- 46:33He's a, he likes all that stuff. So.
- 46:36Swing and Dong. Yeah, loves it.
- 46:40Did you watch London yet? No, I.
- 46:42Haven't. I need to, it's probably like 8
- 46:45episodes now but I will. I will.
- 46:47That's next on my list. The only other thing that I
- 46:50watched was next Gen. NYC.
- 46:54OK. Because last time we talked, you
- 46:56were talking about Liam Jingling and I was like, maybe I was just
- 47:01like on my phone and missed that because I've been on my phone
- 47:04recently while watching TV and most of what's on Instagram.
- 47:07I was on 7. Or Dick and cock.
- 47:09So yeah, but you were ahead. I was ahead.
- 47:13I was. I was.
- 47:14I was definitely ahead, yes. I didn't realize, but yeah, he
- 47:18was. That's a talk to my agent
- 47:20episode with Amira and Charlie's fallout shy being left out and
- 47:25then Ariana and Liam. Yeah, I caught on to the
- 47:28jingling and I was like, oh wait, this is from this episode.
- 47:31OK, so yes, I'm getting it now. It's Bravo Con.
- 47:35Also Bravo Con. Yeah, yeah.
- 47:37They were all at Bravo Con. They were all at Bravo Con,
- 47:41which was interesting. I thought the conversation
- 47:44between Brooks and Shy was so funny.
- 47:46He's at his kitchen table. Meanwhile, Shy is just like,
- 47:49sorry, this might be inappropriate.
- 47:51That Shy was just, like, in his sweatshop, like, actually
- 47:53working. But Brooks is just, like, at his
- 47:56kitchen counter, zooming in on a zipper on one of his, like,
- 47:59little Terry light jackets. And then they're just like, sort
- 48:03of arguing. And he's like, I have to Shy is
- 48:05like, I have to get back to work.
- 48:06And Brooks is like, I'm also working.
- 48:11And that's why I, I, I like shy because shy like he's actually
- 48:16working. And then there's Brooks.
- 48:18Like making bread and and zooming in on fucking Terry
- 48:20lights. Zooming in and measuring the
- 48:23size of the bee on the zipper is what he was doing.
- 48:26It was 2cm if I remember. Correctly entitled and
- 48:30privileged. Like I don't then look, I 'cause
- 48:33then there's Charlie. Entitled in privilege.
- 48:35So Brooks is not that bad. It's just give us something,
- 48:39baby. Brooks, do me a favor, please.
- 48:42Every episode I'm waiting for you to give us something.
- 48:45And every episode it's just you talking like this and not much
- 48:53else. I go back to making bread, at
- 48:55least go back to making bread, make bread and sell the bread,
- 48:58be a vendor at a farmers market. We just we talked about.
- 49:01Farmers markets, Yeah. Call back books.
- 49:04Brooks Breads. I don't know, Brooks Buns.
- 49:08Honey, baby, you don't have to go fashion.
- 49:11Like please, who's who said that on Salt Lake City, That was
- 49:15like, just because you put your name on the side of sweatpants
- 49:18or something like that. On Salt Lake, I don't know.
- 49:21Somebody read him on Salt Lake? Probably Jen Shaw.
- 49:24She's the devil, so most likely her.
- 49:29Probably. To read a child, I'm just
- 49:32kidding. He wasn't a child.
- 49:33He was like 20, so whatever. Yeah, we established he was.
- 49:35He was 20. Far too old, yeah.
- 49:38I just want him to do something that's not just so boring.
- 49:43I don't know, that's just me. No, that's just me.
- 49:46Needs to do a little bit but they had another girls night and
- 49:49that was fun. 2.0 and Shy and Brooks got the invite.
- 49:53Which is funny that Shy got the invite.
- 49:55I know 'cause he would have been upset if he didn't get invited
- 49:58so. I know, I'm pretty sure that
- 50:03that we need you. Know no yeah, they should be
- 50:05there but we we don't need the other guys, but those two should
- 50:07be. There no Please for the love of
- 50:09God. I'm pretty sure the Real
- 50:10Housewives of New York have been to this place 'cause I feel like
- 50:13I remember the girls going down the slide in one of the.
- 50:16They all go to the same places. I like that's in central to
- 50:20Manhattan because the amount of Brooklyn shaming.
- 50:24It's it seems really crazy. I thought that was like over.
- 50:29I thought like everyone like because Clay literally that's
- 50:31like the Roni, like season 1. They're like Brooklyn.
- 50:35We're not going to Brooklyn. And that was a year.
- 50:38Ago Roni OK as and I will say that makes more sense than now
- 50:44that's. What I mean, yeah, like back
- 50:46then, that was a long time. Ago.
- 50:47Yeah, because back then, I mean, I'll be real honest, like my
- 50:51sister, I fucking hate this. But my sister lives in Dobro,
- 50:56Downtown Brooklyn. You know I love that Dobro.
- 51:00Dobro no. Please just no.
- 51:04So she lives down there and it's it's it's very active.
- 51:07There's a lot of things to do. There's a lot of like art
- 51:10installation stuff. There's a lot of like clubs.
- 51:13I think it was shy who was like, it's like 20 minutes.
- 51:16It's it is easier to hop on like the L or whatever train to go
- 51:21from Manhattan to Brooklyn. It's like literally 15 minutes.
- 51:25What else? Oh, oh, Riley pretty much
- 51:29confirms that Charlie, what Charlie said.
- 51:31Do you remember that? They were like, she was talking
- 51:34to Amira, I think. And Amira sort of like, brings
- 51:37it up. And Riley just immediately is
- 51:40like, oh, yeah, he like, he definitely said that, yeah.
- 51:44Which to me means that like, she's heard him say much worse
- 51:46stuff so. Yeah, because again, I, I, I
- 51:50guess Charlie was everybody's friend at one point.
- 51:56And. Now he's really showing his ass.
- 51:59Right. And then Georgia confirms that
- 52:01he has said even more horrible stuff about her and about her
- 52:06identity. Very.
- 52:08It's very conniving because at this point George is like, well
- 52:15I will tell you what he said, but I don't want to say it on
- 52:17camera, bitch, just saying on. The camera, honestly, it's
- 52:21probably for the better. I mean for their sake, for
- 52:24Amir's sake, not for Charlie's sake, not to protect, but just.
- 52:27For you know what, you're right, 'cause we don't want to
- 52:29perpetuate. To even put it out there.
- 52:31Yeah, we don't want to perpetuate any bigoted and and
- 52:34like, disgusting rhetoric that he probably has.
- 52:38But then again, like, this is what gets me upset.
- 52:41And I love Amira. I think she's to me.
- 52:44She makes the show in the way that Charlie thought that he was
- 52:48going to because she has her one liner.
- 52:51She's always dressed fabulously. You know, she's always throwing
- 52:54work events for her birthday. It's great.
- 52:57But when they were at dinner and during the Vegas trip and then
- 53:01it was like Georgia was on one end, Charlie was on the other
- 53:05end. And then the mirror was kind of
- 53:06like in the center on the other side.
- 53:08And they were kind of going back and forth.
- 53:10When Georgia stepped away, Amira was basically giving Charlie,
- 53:14like, advice about if you're going to say one thing, just
- 53:17stick to it. And like, basically like, if you
- 53:21don't want to fuck with her, don't fuck with her and just say
- 53:22I don't want to fuck with you. And we can be cordial in these
- 53:27kinds of situations, but I don't want to be your friend, baby
- 53:31girl. I would have cussed him out.
- 53:33Because that's how they edited it, and that's how they made it
- 53:36seem like we were going to see it happen.
- 53:38I knew that wasn't going to happen.
- 53:39I knew that was not going to be the case because why would they
- 53:42have showed her yelling at him like, and, and just spoiled it
- 53:46already? Like, of course that wasn't
- 53:47going to happen. But yeah.
- 53:49But before we even get there, Brooks is fully unaware of the
- 53:55government shutdown that had been going on for 30 days.
- 53:59He is a far far, far too old privileged for that bullshit.
- 54:04Like privileged and entitled. So crazy you're not paying any
- 54:09attention. You didn't even get a
- 54:11notification on your phone. It's like.
- 54:14They it's like an Amber Alert. We all get it when something
- 54:18like that happens. Basically living in new.
- 54:21York isn't going to affect him. No, it's never going to agree,
- 54:26but that stuff doesn't affect him because his parents have mad
- 54:28money and he doesn't care. But as a business, as a business
- 54:33owner heavy on the air quotes as a business owner, CEO and
- 54:37founder shout out Danielle and entrepreneur.
- 54:41You you should probably know that because it's probably going
- 54:44to affect your business but. It's just like pay attention.
- 54:47I don't know. I mean, you don't even have to
- 54:49pay attention to to know that you sort of just like you should
- 54:53have heard it. I don't know.
- 54:55I don't what do I know? But also Georgia was really
- 54:58funny because she was talking about which or they asked her
- 55:01what she was excited for and she was like for Bravo Con and she
- 55:04said that she heard Jake from State Farm was going to be
- 55:06there. So she was really excited to
- 55:07beat him. And I don't disagree.
- 55:10You know that? That's, you know, right up my
- 55:12alley. Yeah, no, he's fine.
- 55:16I would be right over there at his booth, sitting on his.
- 55:18Speaking of Speaking of Georgia, is this where she went on a
- 55:21double date with Rowan and her boyfriend and she was openly
- 55:25admitting that she was eating food in her boyfriend?
- 55:27'S no, that was last episode, that was.
- 55:29The last OK, I did not bring that up, but I was she's.
- 55:32Still eating in bed? Stop eating in bed that's
- 55:35disgusting and getting that is just gusting.
- 55:39I can't even eat on my couch like but eating full meals like
- 55:43talking about eating like pizza, that's so.
- 55:45Gross. I can't eat in bed.
- 55:47No, I don't want to eat at that angle either.
- 55:49I don't know. I don't want to eat where I
- 55:52sleep. Yeah, no, that too.
- 55:54That too. I mean, unless it's like M&M's
- 55:56late at night, OK, it's different for me, but.
- 56:00I mean, if you're grabbing like a single packet of whatever or a
- 56:06handful of whatever, fine. I.
- 56:09Imagine a shareable size, but yeah.
- 56:12Like the only time I eat in bed is if I'm eating room service in
- 56:15a hotel. So nice.
- 56:19You know where they're. If you do anything in a hotel
- 56:21bed, yeah. Yeah, you know, But Even so, I
- 56:24feel really weird. Like, I won't I, I just imagine
- 56:27her like in the covers, under the covers with a full box of
- 56:31pizza or like. There's yeah, you're like
- 56:34rolling over on. Crumbs.
- 56:37Some chip crumbs and crunch and. No, no.
- 56:39And listen, maybe I'm a hypocrite because I also sleep
- 56:42with my my doggies and whatever. I don't care.
- 56:45They're not eating in bed. They don't even play with their
- 56:47toys on the bed 'cause we say no.
- 56:50So smart. So good, I know, maybe it's
- 56:54whatever. Also what we, we have not once
- 56:57mentioned either that Georgia is starting a hand soap or like a
- 57:03soap line or whatever cleaning. I couldn't think of the word
- 57:06cleaning. I was like a hand soap.
- 57:08Are you pregnant? Line well.
- 57:11Maybe yes she is starting a cleaning product line I believe
- 57:15with her boyfriend or maybe her friend.
- 57:18Yeah, something like that. They also zoomed in on her
- 57:21washing her hands in the bathroom, which I.
- 57:23Appreciated, she was like when do I add water?
- 57:27So good. I and I also like that Riley is
- 57:30really trying because she's like, I'll give you a hug.
- 57:34Just one though to let you know that I'm really trying.
- 57:37Yeah, and then she Pats her on the back and Riley is like, not
- 57:40the pat on the back. I love Riley so much, she's
- 57:45amazing. I also don't know why Riley was
- 57:48wearing meta glasses when she went to hang out with Shine.
- 57:51Her dog was really cute though. All the doggies are cute.
- 57:55Everybody stop wearing meta glasses.
- 57:58Everybody needs to stop with the meta glasses.
- 57:59I need I That's such an invasion of privacy.
- 58:02You're already on camera and you're just going to get coffee
- 58:05with your friend because she also sort of read him down and
- 58:08was like, you have acquaintances, I have friends.
- 58:11Yes, this was was shy, right? Yeah, it was shy.
- 58:14It was shy. I mean, listen, she's trying to
- 58:18be real. I feel like shy is is maybe the
- 58:20most like air quotes down to earth or like I I have to do
- 58:25more research on like him and like how he's on the show and
- 58:28why he's on the show and all this other stuff.
- 58:30But he gives like. But stop wearing meta glasses.
- 58:33Basically it's the moral of that story.
- 58:36And then Ava's talking to her mom as well and she's talking to
- 58:40her about tax stuff. And then her mom like tells her
- 58:43to talk to her dad and or something.
- 58:45And Ava's like, girl, why would I talk to him?
- 58:47He's bankrupt. Amazing, amazing, amazing.
- 58:52She's being so funny she this week.
- 58:55She is getting there for me. She's getting there.
- 58:59I'm I'm, I'm liking her a little bit more.
- 59:02I like the the house, first of all, the home spa thing.
- 59:07Chef's kiss. I would love to do that.
- 59:10I'm not rich. When Amira just had all those
- 59:12people? Over.
- 59:13Yes, yeah, yes. What service do you want?
- 59:16Ava talking about how her and Hook, I guess broke up and now
- 59:22she's trying to, like, live on her own.
- 59:24Yeah, I get that. Made her more palatable for me.
- 59:28Yeah, I I definitely you like go up in the ranks when you don't
- 59:32have a boyfriend named Hook. Yeah, just generally Amira
- 59:37saying she's going to do so much better without him.
- 59:40And you know, hopefully it's someone taller, just.
- 59:43Yeah, just get his ass. I love it.
- 59:45And then she also said you don't go shoe shopping barefoot.
- 59:49I mean, it's just Amira makes the show.
- 59:52She's no, she's great. Amazing.
- 59:54The breakout star. But yeah, no then they finally
- 59:56get to Vegas. Sorry, I was I I went back a
- 59:59little bit, but also. I don't need them to keep going
- 1:00:01back and forth between Liam's dinner and this dinner in Vegas
- 1:00:05or Liam's little Film Festival and this dinner in Vegas.
- 1:00:08Like, I think we're all here to see the dinner in Vegas, not
- 1:00:12Liam's little indie film night where he plays a character that
- 1:00:17drives that car and flirts with a girl or whatever he does.
- 1:00:22No offense, but no thank you. I will not be watching that
- 1:00:27movie. Agreed.
- 1:00:29Is that it that happened this this episode I think.
- 1:00:31So pretty much the dinner was pretty much it.
- 1:00:33Georgia washes her hands. I think someone says
- 1:00:36reparations. And that definitely wasn't the
- 1:00:38right word to use. Oh, and it ends with them like
- 1:00:41arguing and then a big cake comes in and everyone's like,
- 1:00:44hey, happy birthday, shy. And Amira just has to start
- 1:00:48clapping and saying happy birthday after like all this,
- 1:00:53like arguing and stuff. It's I'm so glad they ended on
- 1:00:56that because it's really funny. Oh my God, yeah.
- 1:01:00I don't think they did anything else, no.
- 1:01:02And then I guess we'll just see more Bravo Con bullshit.
- 1:01:04And yeah, Ariana and Charlie, I guess.
- 1:01:11I mean, other than that I haven't watched much TV, but we
- 1:01:13did see Spider Man Brand New Day, which was very good.
- 1:01:18Spider Man's not the dark. Here we go again, Mamma Mia.
- 1:01:23It was really good. It was really good.
- 1:01:27Just a moment for Tom Holland's RIP bod.
- 1:01:30Just we got to give it a MO. Oh my God, Like this what?
- 1:01:37And like again, if we think back to the very first time that he
- 1:01:42was like on screen as Spider Man, he was he was a little kid.
- 1:01:47He was a little kid. Little Twinkie baby.
- 1:01:50And I'm looking and I'm like this man is like buffed in the
- 1:01:54middle of the movie. I looked at Jesse and I'm like,
- 1:01:57yo, he like filled out and I and I listen.
- 1:02:00I just saw him in the Odyssey twice and it's not it was not
- 1:02:04giving that in the Odyssey, but this there's a.
- 1:02:07Scene Is he playing a little boy in the Odyssey essentially?
- 1:02:11No, I mean he's playing a 22 year old, 23 year old in the in
- 1:02:15the Odyssey. He's not like a child, child.
- 1:02:19Not just mentally. Right.
- 1:02:20And even in this spider man, technically it's like 4 years
- 1:02:24after college. So again, 2223 girl, you got to
- 1:02:28look up the scene where he is in the Russian bathhouse.
- 1:02:33Like what? In the Odyssey.
- 1:02:36No in Spider Man. I was going to say, is it called
- 1:02:39a Russian bathhouse back then? They're in.
- 1:02:44No, this is in this is Spider Man and he's just just in his
- 1:02:48undies and the Spider Man mask and it's giving.
- 1:02:53Slay and there's a happy ending. Unfortunately not, yeah.
- 1:02:59Supporting of the Russian bath house.
- 1:03:01I know, but it was very, it was really good, Especially if
- 1:03:04you're a fan of Marvel and you know, that whole stuff, all that
- 1:03:09stuff. No, but I do love spider man.
- 1:03:13Yeah, no, it's good. It was a good film.
- 1:03:16Kyle would like it. Kyle likes all the.
- 1:03:19He does, he loves that stuff. He loves Tom Holland, he loves
- 1:03:22spider Man cuz it's his little boyfriend.
- 1:03:25Shout out to Tom Holland and go use India.
- 1:03:28Yeah, well, I mean, he better be fucking ripped for.
- 1:03:32Her she's also just gorgeous in that movie.
- 1:03:34Like she's. The most beautiful person in
- 1:03:36anything ever. Just.
- 1:03:38In every room. And there's this one scene where
- 1:03:42that that that woman axe her ass off like like I, I was thinking
- 1:03:47about it after and I'm like, wow, to do shifts like that is
- 1:03:51kind of crazy. Tom Holland too, though, I
- 1:03:54thought, I think it was a really good, it was a good movie.
- 1:03:56I would actually see it again because it was it was good.
- 1:03:59It was really good. We watch this new documentary on
- 1:04:03Netflix called Big Chicken the Fast Food Conspiracy.
- 1:04:08Yeah, the thing you like the UK? No, I just I we just like saw
- 1:04:12the trailer. It's a more than just the UK,
- 1:04:14it's about the UK and the US specifically like big chicken
- 1:04:19and like so this this guy MO Gillian so he ate this man ate
- 1:04:27fried chicken for all three meals for a month the.
- 1:04:32House down, Boots. Like it, I mean, it was, it was
- 1:04:36a very interesting, very, very, very interesting documentary
- 1:04:43around like fast food chicken and health washing and you know,
- 1:04:50the way these birds are, I guess like treated towards the end, it
- 1:04:55got a little like, I need to stay away from chicken.
- 1:05:00Dirty Bird. Yeah.
- 1:05:02As the Grand Dom calls it, she can't have that dirty bird.
- 1:05:05He. I mean she's low key right?
- 1:05:08Unless it's source from a. From a good area, isn't she
- 1:05:11right, our queen? She's always right, except for
- 1:05:13when she's drinking and driving. Right.
- 1:05:15He does start in the UK, but then he does end up coming to
- 1:05:19the US and it's basically like how chicken spots are
- 1:05:23everywhere. And I mean, even if you think of
- 1:05:25like Chick-fil-A, for example, how their whole right, how their
- 1:05:31whole marketing scheme is eat more chicken And like this idea
- 1:05:35that like chicken is healthier than beef and the mass chicken
- 1:05:40farms and like how basically chicken doesn't even have a
- 1:05:45flavor anymore. Chicken is basically just the
- 1:05:48flavor that is put into it because it's like particularly,
- 1:05:51particularly in the United States, big chicken has made it
- 1:05:55so that you're like basically breeding the biggest chickens
- 1:06:00possible to turn the biggest profit because chicken is so
- 1:06:04cheap. And then what this eating
- 1:06:07chicken all the time does to your body and does to your mind.
- 1:06:12It's a very interesting documentary.
- 1:06:14I actually, I really liked it. And what I loved about it was
- 1:06:18that at the very end, he actually visits the Pearl River
- 1:06:23Pastures farm that we get our chicken from as like an example
- 1:06:28of like, because they're a regenerative farm, as an example
- 1:06:33of like, you can still eat chicken, it's just about where
- 1:06:35you get it from. So it was really interesting.
- 1:06:37But if you have like a a weak. Stomach towards the end.
- 1:06:41It's not great. Yeah, sometimes it's the less
- 1:06:45you know, you know, So that sounds like super size me which
- 1:06:49shout out to West Virginia. He was from West Virginia.
- 1:06:52Also, RIP. He died.
- 1:06:54I know, right? Horrible.
- 1:06:56Shit, I remember that kind of like kicked off the the the food
- 1:07:00stuff, like the food documentary stuff I remember.
- 1:07:03That Yeah, I feel like it, Yeah, definitely in my mind for sure
- 1:07:06did. Yeah.
- 1:07:07That was a crazy one. That was also gross and nasty
- 1:07:11so. But yeah, it was good though.
- 1:07:14Poignant and layered. Yeah, he still eats chicken.
- 1:07:17He's he said. Like, you know, it's not about
- 1:07:19not eating chicken anymore because obviously, you know, but
- 1:07:23he stopped in Houston, he stopped in New Orleans, of
- 1:07:25course, he stopped in Delaware and a couple of other places,
- 1:07:29Chicago. Delaware for chicken.
- 1:07:33Because I guess a lot of the big chicken farms or I don't even
- 1:07:38want to call them farms because they're so far from farms.
- 1:07:42I would call them like processing plants.
- 1:07:45They're in Delaware and it's like really bad.
- 1:07:49So it, it kind of like exposes some of the bad sides of it.
- 1:07:53Like, you know, where they're actually like not only just the
- 1:07:57chicken that you're ingesting, but also the waste that like the
- 1:08:02byproduct that comes from all of these places.
- 1:08:05It was, it was nuts. It was nuts.
- 1:08:08I won't lie though, there were a couple of times that he was
- 1:08:11biting into some chicken that looked really good.
- 1:08:14I mean. Like a really good the crunch.
- 1:08:17Here's why isn't though like, hypothetically speaking, chicken
- 1:08:23a a meat like that healthier than a red meat?
- 1:08:27So like hypothetically, and they talk about that in the
- 1:08:30documentary, Hypothetically it can be.
- 1:08:35But again, it's like everything in moderation.
- 1:08:37So like, if you're going and you're getting fried chicken
- 1:08:41from McDonald's, if you're getting the Nuggets, technically
- 1:08:44the hamburger has less calories than the chicken Nuggets, not
- 1:08:50the cheeseburger, the hamburger. And so it's it's called health
- 1:08:53washing is that's what they call it.
- 1:08:56And the documentary they had a lot of like.
- 1:08:58Like green washing. So that sounds right.
- 1:09:01Green washing, whitewashing, all that stuff.
- 1:09:03So it was, it was interesting to hear.
- 1:09:06Different, but same. Yeah, very interesting to hear.
- 1:09:10Very, very. Interesting to hear.
- 1:09:12And it made me, it made me think of the where's the chicken spot
- 1:09:17that Kyle likes in Atlanta, The Korean chicken with a huge
- 1:09:20chicken wings. Fung man just.
- 1:09:23Goes It was so good. Yeah, we get the tenders.
- 1:09:27The tenders, yeah, it's, it's huge, huge, huge.
- 1:09:30So, so good. So good.
- 1:09:33I mean even the even the fried chicken he was eating here, I
- 1:09:36was like, damn, they look good. They look good.
- 1:09:39I mean, I'll have it from just about anywhere, so.
- 1:09:42Yeah, so we ended up getting wings from Pearl River Pastures
- 1:09:46Farms and Jess is going to make some wings because of course,
- 1:09:50like that's that's I like it's, it's even when we eat the meat
- 1:09:55from there, like we'll get our chorizo from there or like our
- 1:09:58Italian sausage or bacon from there.
- 1:10:00Bacon is ruined for me now because that bacon is so good
- 1:10:04and it's not salty. But yeah, we finished Avatar the
- 1:10:08Last Airbender season 2 live action on Netflix and it was
- 1:10:12really good. Beat Shazam is back.
- 1:10:15Excuse. Me.
- 1:10:17Beat Shazam. What is that with Jamie Foxx and
- 1:10:20his daughter? His daughter air clothes.
- 1:10:22Because it doesn't seem like they're even related.
- 1:10:24Because it doesn't seem like they even know each other or
- 1:10:26like each other. It's really funny.
- 1:10:28No. It's like gotten worse.
- 1:10:31It's really bad, but. Speaking of bad, I finished the
- 1:10:35latest season of Ultimatum Marry or move On, which was horrible.
- 1:10:41Which was horrible. Like horrible. 4 four people out
- 1:10:47of the the number of people that were on that show were were
- 1:10:50general genuinely decent people. All the rest of them were
- 1:10:54horrible and like I mean it got it got very like into almost
- 1:10:59like DV situations again. Calling back to one of her old
- 1:11:03episodes of you noting any straight mess is basically
- 1:11:07really close to DV and proved you right.
- 1:11:10Period. I said something prolific about
- 1:11:12bisexual people the other night, too.
- 1:11:15I'm like on a roll. Easy, easy girl.
- 1:11:18Easy girl. Sorry.
- 1:11:19To not too not too hard on me sis.
- 1:11:22Sometimes, some by erasures. OK.
- 1:11:25When it's like fine. We got cut anyways, so back to
- 1:11:32it. Yeah, the ultimatum was
- 1:11:34horrible. It would got into like ADV
- 1:11:36situation. They were even talking about
- 1:11:38like shame rituals. I don't know.
- 1:11:41It was very, very weird. But I feel like one of the
- 1:11:44girls, her name is Ashley, she got on it so she can get on like
- 1:11:49perfect match, I swear to God. This is your daughter, Ashley.
- 1:11:55Yes, very that, and I think that's really it for my beach
- 1:11:59read. I'm reading Daughter of the Moon
- 1:12:03Goddess, which apparently is good because it was on the New
- 1:12:07York Times bestsellers list, so maybe I'll talk about it more.
- 1:12:12OK, work next week we have rehouses of Atlanta Part 1
- 1:12:16reunion, Ultimate Girls Trip. Also, I guess that's actually
- 1:12:20happening tonight, but we'll see it tomorrow.
- 1:12:23Oh, and then, OK, so they they're releasing back-to-back
- 1:12:25episodes of London every time they release an episode.
- 1:12:28So it's going to be up to six episodes.
- 1:12:29So you're going to have to watch that.
- 1:12:32I know, but now that I'm on on season 14 of excuse me,
- 1:12:36Housewives of Atlanta, I'm almost like I could do three
- 1:12:39seasons in a week if I don't do anything else.
- 1:12:43Yeah. If I literally don't do anything
- 1:12:45else but wake up in the morning, and that's what I typically do,
- 1:12:48I just wake up in the morning and I put I put it on and then
- 1:12:52the whole day until I get tired. I think that's why I'm reading
- 1:12:56more because I'm like girl, your brain needs something else
- 1:12:58please. I know, and that's why I put on
- 1:13:01Pretty Little Liars, as you know, like a brain.
- 1:13:04A really good brain exercise for me.
- 1:13:06Yes, just. Like keep it fresh, you know, if
- 1:13:08you don't use it, you lose it. So I'm just like really trying.
- 1:13:12I was watching an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta on
- 1:13:16the plane and the lady next to me, I think this was the episode
- 1:13:21where they were looking at lingerie and the lady next to me
- 1:13:24was just like what the fuck is she watching?
- 1:13:28And I'm like I love that classic television, leave me alone.
- 1:13:31Also, mind your business. Also, if you pick the middle
- 1:13:35seat, we're sharing the armrest. It's not my fault that you have
- 1:13:39poor decision making skills and you ended up in the middle seat.
- 1:13:41OK, I'm always on an aisle and then if you're in a window seat
- 1:13:45and you have to pee, bitch hold it.
- 1:13:48No one told you to get the window seat?
- 1:13:50If you got a pic I will never be window.
- 1:13:53I'm always. Aisle, I will never be a window.
- 1:13:55I will I need to be aisle or middle.
- 1:13:57I sort of like being in the middle so I can have that
- 1:13:59squeezed in feeling 'cause I'm already so scared and I can only
- 1:14:03watch Food Network related things.
- 1:14:04Not only, but like for the most part, Food Network related
- 1:14:07things on an airplane is the only thing to really make me
- 1:14:09feel comfortable. So.
- 1:14:11Only sit in the middle if I'm flying with Jesse because I
- 1:14:14won't subject him to the middle 'cause he has really broad
- 1:14:18shoulders and I feel bad sometimes, but sometimes.
- 1:14:21He'll I'm good with the medal. No, I, I am no.
- 1:14:25Good, squeeze me in. No, I don't wanna touch.
- 1:14:29I don't like airplanes in general or airport because I
- 1:14:33just feel like it's nasty and gross and people are just
- 1:14:36breathing. It's just all everybody's
- 1:14:38breathing since the same air. And then the last flight that I
- 1:14:40was on from New York to New Orleans, someone kept farting.
- 1:14:44Do do people realize we are in an enclosed plastic thing like
- 1:14:51flung in the sky and we're recycling air?
- 1:14:54Why are you farting? Why are you farting?
- 1:14:57Please stop. But PSA, wear your shoes on the
- 1:15:02plane. It is OK if you take them off at
- 1:15:05your seat, but if you're going to get up and use the bathroom,
- 1:15:08put your fucking shoes back on. Stop.
- 1:15:10Farting Amanda Batula. She doesn't like wearing her
- 1:15:14shoes. She no one likes her, no one
- 1:15:17likes her. If again call back to to last
- 1:15:20episode, if we never have to talk about her ever again, I
- 1:15:22would be so pleased. No, we're not.
- 1:15:25I can only think about I was thinking about Bravo Con, and
- 1:15:27then I was thinking about the fact that the Potomac ladies
- 1:15:30called her out for not wearing shoes like in the bathroom.
- 1:15:32Read her down. Read her down.
- 1:15:34But yeah. I'm waiting for Potomac to come
- 1:15:37back and I'm waiting for Salt Lake City, and I know Salt Lake
- 1:15:39City starts September 16th. If I'm.
- 1:15:41Oh yeah. Did you watch the trailer?
- 1:15:42It looked boring. I don't like watching the
- 1:15:45trailers because then I can like put things together and I'll
- 1:15:48like, well. It looked really boring.
- 1:15:49It looked just like last season. Get rid of Heather Gay.
- 1:15:53Get her out of here. I'm done with her and her
- 1:15:56Wayfair ass house. Get the hell out of here.
- 1:16:00I want Mary to have her own show.
- 1:16:02I'm just really concerned about Mary.
- 1:16:05Yeah, I hope she's OK. Little girl.
- 1:16:08Yeah, Little. Girl bobblehead.
- 1:16:11Yeah, but that's it. OK, I'm just gonna.
- 1:16:14Keep watching Pretty Little Liars.
- 1:16:16And I will perhaps start it again, but I have a lot of shit
- 1:16:19that I gotta watch a lot. Yeah, Atlanta out of London.
- 1:16:24Yeah. New York also.
- 1:16:25I'll just keep you updated. Yeah, please, Please, please,
- 1:16:28please. Yeah.
- 1:16:30I'll let you know what's going on in Pretty Little Liars world,
- 1:16:32and for the most part, debauchery.
- 1:16:35Of course. But of course love it, work OK.
- 1:16:39OK. Well, great.
- 1:16:42Well, yeah. Which might be in three days,
- 1:16:45who knows. OK, until next.
- 1:16:48Time. All right, Bye, bye.