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Sex Unlocked:  Faking It, Face-Sitting & the Big O · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about sex, baby. Hello, my little sex pots.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Sex Unlocked. Sally Carson, you're looking gorgeous.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: What are we doing today?
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: You're looking gorgeous. We're in the city for Fashion Week.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: You are? Yeah, I am.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Do you go every year?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: No, last year was my first.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, and how do we like it?
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine. It's just a lot. Like I'm just,
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just overwhelmed.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: I think that's the theme of the past two weeks
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: for me is just completely overwhelmed by everything.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm just, I need to say
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: no to more things. But people are like, you need
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: to say no to the partying, like not the work stuff. Yeah.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: You're like, but the parties are fun. The work stuff
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: is boring.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: The party stuff is the stuff I want to do.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: That's so funny because I'm the opposite. You invite me
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: somewhere where there's like something at the end of it.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: I am there. Like, I think that's the only reason
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: why it's easy for me to go out when we're
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: filming because I... have it in my mind. Like we're socializing,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: but it's work. There's a purpose here.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: When someone invites me to like a premier party, I'm like, no. Yeah.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's just, I don't know what my motivation
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: is these days.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: It's fun. That's your motivation. You're having fun.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: I just spent the whole weekend in Austin, Texas. And
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, I have never had more fun
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: in my life.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: You riding the bull.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love my legs are black, black.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Sally, I watched that with my daughter, Ocean, probably seven times.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: She kept making me go back to watch it. And
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: we both cackled. My five-year-old gives a kick out of you.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I knew we were. She's like the girl that poops
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: her pants and rides the bull. My kind of girl.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: I love that. We had so much fun. I went
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: back the next night and got on the bull with Austin.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: We wrote it together.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: Okay. So since the last podcast, you saying, I think
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to marry Austin. Every time I see you
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: guys on your Instagram, my soul just feels so happy
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: My soul is the happiest when I'm with him.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's easy, right?
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: It's just easy. Yeah.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: But you guys don't hook up?
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: No. We haven't.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: You should test it out.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, we have once.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: I know, but that was like a while ago, right?
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one didn't count. But like in Austin, he's
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: like making out with girls in front of me.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, do you get jealous?
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Does he get jealous when you make out with boys?
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: That's a problem.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Where's ghost in all of this?
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Don't ask me that.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: He's still sketchy as fuck.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: He's not sketchy. He just, he is so nice. I
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: I think you just keep doing what you're doing.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Like he listens to this and I don't want to
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: like give him anything without me telling him first, but
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm starting to get my guard up just
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: because of how much he's latched on. Does that make sense?
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: He's texting me now. He's texting me every day, every morning,
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: every night. And when I didn't like the texting, now
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, chill out on the texting.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, so now he listened and we thought it was
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: weird that he didn't text. So now he's stepped his
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: game up.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: I think that's great.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It should be great. That's how I
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: should feel. But the second that he starts to, like,
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: tell me how in love with me he is, and
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: then he wants to marry me, that's when I'm like... Oh, you're.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Like a guy.
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a problem.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: You're like, I liked it much better when you were
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: acting sketchy and giving me love-bombing vibes, but, like, in
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: a very strange, non-texter kind of way. Because I feel
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: like the love-bombing for me always comes through the text messages.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: And then it like carries on to the FaceTime. But
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: yours was a specific situation.
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: It was, but now the text messages are like full
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: on love mommy.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: They're like, I love you so, so, so much. I
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: miss you, my baby.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Oh God.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: All I do is think about you. He changed our
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: background on our text thread.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: To what? Kelly, you cannot do that to me. You
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: can't tell me that he changed the background. By the way,
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: how do you even do that?
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like AI.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: What? You can change the background of a text message?
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: It's like your background. Yeah, I know.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: How do you do that? I would love to know.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: He may skin you and wrap your flesh around a
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: blow-up doll at some point. That's okay. Fine.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: Everything's fine.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: Everything's fine.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: Wait, so tell me about the things you're going to
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: at Fashion Week so I can vicariously live through you.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: I haven't been to Fashion Week since probably 2019.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: It's like Vivrell and Morgan Stewart.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one you have to go to.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: That one I'm definitely going to. And then there's a
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: Shopbop one tomorrow.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's a great itinerary.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: And maybe there'll be some athletes there. Probably.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's going to be hot men at the Shack
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: one for sure.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. And then I just went and filmed
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: with a guy named Dave Welts. He's like best friends
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: with West Wilson.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Is that the guy on Summer House?
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: Amanda. No, he's not on reality TV.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: Why did you film with him?
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: He has like a little like fun little podcast show
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: that he does in like a random bar. You could probably.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: It's called Wilson Bruises.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: He looks like West.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: I know. I really liked his vibe.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: He looks identical. You should hook up with this guy.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: He's kind of cute.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: I know. He texted me after.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: He's super cute.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: He's so cute, right?
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: I just went there. I was like, I'm so tired.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going home. Like after this, I'm taking a nap
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: and then I'm doing my podcast. Of course, we're drinking
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: tequila on the rocks. And I started doing the worm
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: in that little damn place. restaurant whatever you call it
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: who's his hot friend which one let me say.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Ethan this guy's hot he's like not which is weird
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: for me because he's like not super my vibe but
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: like there's something about him that I'm vibing with he's cute.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's really cute but yeah I'm gonna go meet
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah meet that guy and ask him about I'm just Ethan.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: He literally just texted me he's like I wish you
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: were I wish you didn't have to film your podcast
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: so you could come out with me and I was like.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Well calm down buddy it's only 2 15.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: We were drinking tequila on the rocks before this. That's
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: what his shows about. It's like, Oh, that was the
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: show you filmed.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm sorry.
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: My mind is so fried. I was like, what cocktails
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: are we making? And he's like, Oh, tequila on the rocks.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, perfect cocktail, straight tequila.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: That is so fun. Your life is so fun, Sally.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: You need to just like enjoy every second. And I
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: know that you do. But your life is so fun.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: I might curiously live through you. Like when I see
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: the little circle pop up that you've posted another story,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: like I get excited. I'm like already in my bed
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I see what she's up to.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: We had, I don't even know how we existed for
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: as long as we did in Austin. We woke up
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: at 10 a.m. and would just go until like four
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Good for you.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: And it was just all laughs, no drama. Yeah. Me
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: and my roommate right now are, like, very on similar vibes.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: And I love it for her. She's 25, though. But
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: she's coming to New York to meet me tomorrow. And
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: she has a little girly pop here.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: She has a what?
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: She has a girl. Like, she came to New York
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: last weekend.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Is she a lesbian? No.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, but we're going to, like, see what happens.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Yes good for her it's so funny because she was
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: like telling me she was going to invite her ex
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: boyfriend over the other night to teach her how to
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: go down on a girl because she was really scared
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: so he literally.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: Never she's never gone down on a girl before no
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: have you no wow has a girl gone down on
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: you yes okay in canada remember that's right um So
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: he came over and gave her like a crash course
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: on eating pussy. That's amazing.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, what a great ex-boyfriend.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: That is. And he must be good if she was like,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: that's the guy who's going to teach me. I know
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: exactly if I wanted to like eat it like a champ,
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: like I really wanted to conquer the art. I know
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: exactly who I would call.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: I do too. Anyone I know?
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: No. Okay.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: I love that we know who we called into.
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: The toxic ex.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, the one that like should go to jail for
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: like stalking.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. God bless him.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: We had DMs about orgasming and all the things.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: We love orgasming.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: We love orgasming. Her name's Catamiller. So cute. Catamiller?
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Catamiller?
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of caterpillar. It says, hello, lovely ladies. firstly
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: this is the first ever dm i have sent in
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: my life oh my god by the way honored but
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: yeah also like how so i am 45 years old
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: a single mom all the way in australia i'm two
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: and a half years sober and and have had sex
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: once in that time. Wow, in two and a half years,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: she's had sex once. I've been happily celibate. Okay, happy. Yeah,
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: we like happy celibacy. The one time I did do
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: it was because a very good friend of mine offered
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: to help me, guide me through getting back on the
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: sexual bandwagon. No easy feat when you've been shagging drunk
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: your whole adult life. Anyway, I digress. I've been thinking
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: for a while now I need to replace my very
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: old and very broken bunny. I listened intently to your
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: vibrator podcast and purchased myself a rose. Oh yeah, great starter.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I ended up going for the one with the micro
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Charleston cock.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: The full ranger.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Because apparently it hits your G spot to perfection. That
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: little rose and Mr. Charleston blew my socks off I
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: didn't make it past level one. Do you have any
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: other suggestions? Think Rose, but not as violent. I used
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: to handle... I love this woman. I want to be
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: her friend. I used to handle a deep vibration, but
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: apparently not anymore. P.S. You're fucking legends.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I love this woman.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, do we not love that it did that?
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: We love that it did that, but she wants something...
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe less intense. Maybe she shouldn't use the micro penis
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: inside of her.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe just use, just use the rose.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing with the rose though. It's a great starter.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I would say, but the thing is, is like, it
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: has that little hole that's for your clit that suctions
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: and vibrates. So it's too much. Maybe like, hold on.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: I have to look. I have the vibrator upstairs, which I.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Mean, I used mine last night. So I'm like, Really
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: refreshed on it. But I don't... If I keep it
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: on the lowest level, it's not like crazy intense.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: This is the one I have. It's... It looks like this.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: It's by Plus One.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: But like this top part, it doesn't have a hole
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: in it like the rose. It's just flat. So it's
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: just a little vibration, which... When I'm like, I need
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: to get off, but I don't have time to have
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: like a full moment. Like it just needs it. Like
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: we got to get the job done. This is what
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: I go to. It's a rose toy, a rouser vibrator
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: by plus one.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, what about one of your just like simple
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: vibrators that you find at CVS? Oh, really?
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: You can get them at CVS.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen that. And they're like, just like a
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: stick or something. Just a little guy, like a little lipstick.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Just a little lipstick.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: That doesn't really get the job done. That's a little
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: too soft for me.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets the job done for me, but it's
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: just like, that's more fast for me.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: What is?
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Just a little guy.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Like the little lipstick.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, really?
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Like the little lipstick. He said that with a British accent.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I do that a lot these days. I say certain
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: things with like an accent.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's my I told you I'm like a
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: little vibrator in my bedside drawer kind of girl. But
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: now that I found the rose, like I'm I'm only
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: on the rose.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: By the way, the other night I lost my remote
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: TV remote, which I was in full panic because I
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: have to have TV before I go to bed. And
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Ocean was trying to help me find it. And she's like,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: maybe it's in this side drawer. And she like opens
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: the top one. I was like, stop, don't open that drawer.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: And she was like, okay, mom closes it. And she's like,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: maybe the bottom, the bottom. I have those big dicks
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: from our podcast in a trash bag. Thank God. But
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, shut it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Don't open that drawer. Oh my God.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Could have been traumatizing for my baby.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Not you with the big dicks in your bedside table still. Giant.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. And every time I'm like, tonight's the night I'm
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: going to use it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, I need you to try the big,
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: big one. The big uncircumcised one.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: To see if I can fit it?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Sally?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I think everyone can, right? Isn't our vagina, like don't
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: vaginas like.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I watched the most unhinged porn the other night. It
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: turned me so off.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Like I'm down for the cause, right?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. There are certain things that I watch
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, this is just like offensive to God.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: All right. God did not want full fisting of your asshole.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Is it something that you clicked on or it just
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: like goes into. It just went into it. And I'm
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: not into butt stuff. So I don't know how this appeared,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: but then I was intrigued. It turned me off so much.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: That like, I didn't even, I just put my vibrator away.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was like getting dicked down. And then the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: girl was like fucking fisting her ass.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: To the point.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Where there was like a little bit of blood. And I'm,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is horrendous. I would have pulled
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: it out and like lick her, lick her hand and
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: then put it back in.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, you're kidding. Yes. And I was like, yes.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I was traumatized.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I would have been too.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't need to get off for like a week straight.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can't unsee it. And it was horrifying.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes like things will come on when I'm watching porn
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: and I'll just like, I have to go to a
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: different video. Like I close out really quick and I'm like, okay.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Immediately and go into something else.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Like, I like to think that I'm kinky and, But
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: if that's like part of the key meter, I'm, I'm
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: at like a zero.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't put your fist in me. No. I do
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: have a friend that her boyfriend used to like ask for, like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: she would put a finger in his asshole. Okay. Like
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: another one, another one.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: He's like on all fours and she's like I don't
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: have any more fingers and I'm like I don't want
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: to say her name but I'm like oh my god
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I cannot I've never experienced anything like that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I've never had a guy ask me to put anything
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: in his bum like I'll get in there and play
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: with it a little bit but with these nails I
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: just feel like I would like puncture your anus.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. Like, that's how I feel too. I,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: when one breaks, I always pretend, like, I'm always like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: this is my booty hole finger. Like, it's usually the
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: index finger that breaks. But again, with my roommate, she's
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: having so much fun right now. I'm like jealous of her. Girl,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: you're having just as much fun.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I've seen it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: 25 is like an experimental phase, I feel. Yeah. I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: think the first time I ever hooked up with a chick.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I think I was around like 24, 25 when I
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: gave it like last year. Yours was how old are you? 31, 31.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I think that you, you have to have like one
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: female experience in your lifetime.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I need like one more.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Get yourself like a handful.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I was scared.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: You were scared.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I was scared when.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: She was like, I'm going to go down on you.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You were like, what's happening.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I was fine with that. But like, I wish I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: could have given her more. Cause like, usually I'm a
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: giver with guys. I'm a giver, but I was just
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: scared of the female. I just had never done it before. Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: But she probably knew that. Did you tell her? No,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: you didn't tell her you're the first girl I've been with.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I actually, I think I did. I can't remember. I
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: was drunk.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I I've only, I've only eaten cookie drunk.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I would have to be really drunk.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I don't, I, I feel like my, um, days of
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: female experiences, sexual experiences have passed.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Cause also you get into that territory too, where you don't, if,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: if you're like the woman that you're hooking up with
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: has to be on the same page that you're on.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: where it's like, this is not going to go anywhere.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: We're not, we're not going to be hookup buddies is
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: kind of a one-off because if you're with a woman
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: who is bisexual or a lesbian, like you don't want
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: to lead them on where like feelings get involved, right.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: For them, like that's rude. So I feel like if
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I I feel like it's.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Hard not to lead any... Like it's hard to not
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: lead someone on these days.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. Because at some point it goes one
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: way or the other. One person catches feelings or one
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: person wants nothing to do with the other person anymore.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Like I had an experience with this guy who... The
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: sex was.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say that it was like mind blowing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: It was very soft and gentle and it was great,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: but it's one of those things where it's like, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: don't enjoy your time enough to like only have you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: as a hookup buddy. Like it wasn't mind blowing enough
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't like mentally stimulating enough being around you
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: to like make this a thing.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And I even told him cause he would text me
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: late at night, like late at night, like two in
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the morning. And I told him like, You texting me
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: at two in the morning, asking what I'm doing. I'm asleep.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not awake.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Like it doesn't do anything for you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Whether it's a Tuesday or a Saturday night, 2 a.m.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I'm asleep. Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: So he's started texting. Last night he hit me at 945.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, buddy, I'm asleep. I'm asleep.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: You were asleep.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. I have to be up at 6am to get
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: two children ready and out the door.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: That is so true.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: You know, and then I get home and my trainer's
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: here or I got to go to, you know, drive
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: into West Hollywood to go to the gym. Like, no,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: it's late. That is too late for mama.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Need to be more on a schedule after listening to you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You don't Sally, because you're single and don't have children.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Like there's going to be a day where you have
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: to put yourself on a schedule because you your children
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: have to be up and at activities and you're going
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to be on a schedule for the mere fact that
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm fucking exhausted during the day. I have
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to go to bed at this time.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Until that day comes, don't do it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: There's no reason.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just feel like I'm a different breed. Like
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've slept in a week.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I know you are a different breed.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I just, it's crazy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: But at your age, I had become a mom for
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: the first time. And I had been sober for three years.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So I don't really know what my bounce back would
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: be like if I didn't have kids and I could
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: still drink.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I think I could rally.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you could.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You and I would have had the time of our
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: lives back in the day. We still are going to. No,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: we're still going to. I know this. And I'll stay
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: out late for you.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I know you will. Because I can do it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I told you. I was in Vegas. I left the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: hotel room ready to go 1.30 in the morning.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. That's what I like. I told everyone.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Back in the room at like 4.30.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Don't ask me to do anything tonight. I'm going to bed.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: And then someone was like, hey, come to this club
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: for SZA tonight. And I was like, okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be there for SZA. I'll be there for SZA. 100%. 1000%.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: That is something that I do want to start doing though.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Like I have to make time to be like, okay,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: my oldest is with her dad. I'm going to have
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Sosa taken care of by the mama. And I'm going
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to get some, I'm either going to travel or I'll
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: do like a little staycation and I'm going to go
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: out and have the time of my life. And if
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I want to bring a boy back at three in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the morning, even though it sounds way more fun to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: have my eyes closed, I'm just going to fucking do it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: It's important. Yeah. I know it is. You've got to,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: you have to.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Lots of DM questions about what's your most reliable way
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: to orgasm?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Other than a vibrator?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Both. Man, how, like what, what's the position that's going
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to get you to orgasm with a guy? And then
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: what toy do you know is going to get you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: there every time?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Um, on top every time.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: On top every time with a guy.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Cause you do the, the.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Back and forth. I'm like, if he's not getting me off,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, roll over. Let me take care of this.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And vibrators like any vibrator for me.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: For real.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause I just know my spot. I'm like, I can.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Sit with the hand desperate times. I've had to, we've
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: talked about this. My little forearms get tired.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: They do get tired. They do get tired. But when
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: like you're desperate enough, you'll just fight through it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to be really desperate.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: My favorite lube is this one I got from Alchemy.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: That's like a coconut. And it's like the faintest of smells.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: It's like a coconut lube. Like what you do just
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: lick the hand.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't really use my fingers enough to know
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: what I do.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Gotta have the lube.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I don't have lube, so I must do something else.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I never have lube. Ever?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, because I'm like a juicy lady, right?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: And I had Emily from Sex with Emily on the podcast.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: This was years ago. And I was like, what is
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: one thing that is just like a game changer during sex?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: And she said, it does not matter if you are
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: super wet down there or super dried up lube at
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: all times changes everything. And I was like, Oh, like
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't even own lube at that time. Cause I'm like, yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I don't need it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, why does it change?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: She just said, there's something about it that just makes
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: sex way more enjoyable. Like even though your body produces
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like the wetness.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lube.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Is where it's at.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I've never used it for anal.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And a colonic.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Which I will say that that's one of probably the
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: best orgasm I've ever had was during anal.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Everyone says that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: It just is different. It's just like a different experience.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It's like everything down there working at one time.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Don't you feel like you're gonna poop on him.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You kind of get past that really like in the
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: first like right when you're starting which I honestly haven't
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: had anal in a really long time but.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: When you're first starting it's like oh my god oh
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: my god I'm going to shit myself.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you do feel like you're going to shit
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: yourself first.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: But then once it's in and everything is going good,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, okay, wait a second. I don't know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: And then it starts getting good. The first 30 seconds
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: is painful, awkward, feels weird. And then it's like, wait,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: hold on. It's go time.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. So then I need to find someone who I'm really,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: really comfortable with to do that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And who's not super large.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which that's all my guys do.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: If it's anything like when I was in squatty potty position,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: that was like the most intense feeling I have.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: What is squatty potty?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Like where the guy is standing up and you're holding
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: on to him, but your legs are over his shoulders.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: And he's wrapped you and is doing like, I've never
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: in my life. I'm like, this feels amazing, but I,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: we may be done and there could be shit on
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: So you literally thought you were going to show yourself.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I was telling him, I'm like, you have to stop.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: You have to stop. He's like, I'm about to come.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I can't stop. And I was like, well, I can't stop.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: then whatever surprise we have on the ground after this,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I reached around after he was finished. I reached around
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: and felt my asshole. And I was like, Thank God.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Thank God. I always do that maneuver. If I feel
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: like I shit myself or something, I always do the
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: reach around and make sure I get it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the game plan is after. Just
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: hold it there. I'll be right back.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I've never related to something more.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I, that was great. But like, I, we
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: were on the verge of us both being traumatized for
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the rest of our lives.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I'm sure he wouldn't care.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Sally, that only happens to you.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: That guy didn't reach out to me for a couple
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: days and I was like damn he found out I
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: shit myself next to him and kissed him and then
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: he texted me the other day and I was like
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: okay we're good I did get a little scared though
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I will say ghost is a big picker-upper what do
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: you mean like he's like what you were just saying
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: like he likes to pick me up and I've never
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: came like that before and I do with.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Him yeah it's like the perfect amount of like Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Rubbing and all the things.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: The legs going over his shoulders is like your body
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: is pretty much folded in half. So that's intense. I
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: think let the legs flop over the forearms.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I do. Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That's the better way. That's the better way.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: The other way sounds terrifying.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Sally, I'm telling you, that was like a month ago
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: and that I told you about it.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That was a month ago?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That fucked me up, dude. And not in the way
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: of like vagina hurting because it was pretty mind-blowing, but
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it fucked me up the mental of being like I
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: really thought that I had shit myself that I was
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. You can't. I'm trying to think if I've
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: ever shot myself.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm having sex.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Never. I don't think there's any coming back from that
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: for me. I think that's when I become a nun.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think I could.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: That's when I, I would become a lesbian. All right.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do rapid fire questions to wrap this up.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Porn search bar says lesbian.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Mine's either massage. Lesbian seduction. Anything with the lesbian in it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I love two chicks. I love two chicks. Morning sex
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: or late night sex?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Late night.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Late night for me too. Lingerie or completely naked?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Completely naked.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I like lingerie. Do we like abs or a dad bod?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Dad bod.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: It's got to be an in-between. I don't like them
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: too muscular, but I also don't like them too soft.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I love a dad bod. I love a little squish.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: My go-to fuck buddy has just the most incredible body
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: on the planet. It is like perfection.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Is it abs?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It's like the perfect amount of abs. It's the perfect
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: amount of muscle, the perfect amount of thickness. He's got
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: this like big old thick neck with these fucking traps.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: And like, you see him in the bed turned around
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and his back is just, oh my God, it's tight
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: little fucking ass.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bam.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: He's hot. He's hot.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Now I'm hot.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: How long is too long without an orgasm? If you
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: start taking me into 30 minute range, I want, I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: want to wrap it up.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like after 10, I'm like, come on, buddy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Get it done.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Hit it done.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I would rather have multiple times in one night than
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: one really long night.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I completely agree. No one wants to be penetrated for
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes. No. Like nobody. And I have guy friends
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: that are like, Oh, I lost like 45 minutes. I'm like,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: nobody wants that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Like, let me know when you can come in four minutes.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I'm there.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Now that's impressive. Um, have you ever faked it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yes. I, I, I fake it all the time more
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: times than not yeah you gotta really be on your
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: game if you're gonna make it happen every time yeah
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: otherwise if you get off I'm faking it so we
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: can call it a.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Day especially if it starts to get too long that's
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: when I'm like I'm about to fake the best orgasm
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: ever and make you think your shit is elite and
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: make you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Cum nudes send or delete send send them expose them
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: post them online.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Put a tag on that ass what's the sexiest thing
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a man can do before you ever reach the bedroom.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I like when a man like if you're like in
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: the living room or something and they pick you up
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: and carry you and throw you on the bed love
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: that yes I.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Like when they do something to my ear with their
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: mouth yeah like a little neck to ear action. And
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, we're good. We're good.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go meet this guy.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: What guy?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: After talking about all of this. Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Without, without the two people who will get you like,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: like canceled.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Favorite position period. Not just for getting off. We know
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: you like being on top to get off, but do
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you have like a favorite sexy position?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I would say on top.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I just love being on top. I like them looking
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: at me. I like being in control. Is that weird?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I like my legs wrapped around the neck.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: See that? If my legs are going that way.
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  Speaker 1: Not my own neck. It's neck.
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  Speaker 2: So like. You're on the bottom. Yes.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I love being on my back. I do great work.
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  Speaker 2: I like thinking about you sitting on him on top
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: with your leg over his neck.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: No, like they start on like the shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: And then they wrap around.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I like that. All right, last one. Give or receive.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: BJ or sit on the face. Of course, I'd always
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: rather receive. I'm not much of a giver.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I don't really love... The sitting on the face.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit on your face. I don't
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: want to sit on your face. Because then I have
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: to really use my legs.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I love sucking a dick, but like, I feel like
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: my butthole is always in the nose when I sit
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: on your face or like somewhere.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It's because it is. It's on his chin.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Your butthole is on his chin.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: It's either on their chin or on their nose, depending
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: on which way you're facing. No, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that i don't like that either and
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you do have to use your legs because if i
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: actually sit on your face yeah i will suffocate you
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: yeah with my vagina yeah i don't sound go down
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: on me like a normal boy please i don't want
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to hear you suffocating in vagina.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Okay i'm like self-conscious and i'm like what's happening down there.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I agree so no sitting on the face Also, people
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: with this like 69 thing, I feel like that's so
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: old school. And like the thought of it and like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: saying you're 69-ing sounds like, oh, it's like erotic and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: sexy and like kinky. It's like not fun. Not fun
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's fun either. I would rather be
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: sucking your dick while you're like fingering me, like playing
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: with me with your hands. Yeah. That's way better to me.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: How am I supposed to properly blow you if you're
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: eating me out? And how are you supposed to properly
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: eat me out if I'm blowing you? Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Like I can't focus. Stop.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Too much going on. My ADD is tripping. Yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Let me do my thing.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. This podcast. This podcast.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And I cannot wait to look at your stories later.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited I love it you guys thank you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: so much for listening to another sexy episode of sex
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: unlocked we're gonna catch you next week love you bye
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: bye