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#382 We Don't MONSTERS the Same W/ 3 Plates Tommy · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  We love you guys. What up and welcome back to another episode on the
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  Thursday night here on the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Uh the Halloween
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  edition or Spooky Vibes edition. Uh yeah, of course. Thank you once
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  again to Hancholo face Painting for coming through and face painting everybody. I got
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  the Umaga designed on my fucking face because it was appropriate. I wanted to
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  do a w w E or WWF night, but Xavier ruined it. Now
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  he's dressed like herpes, like Chucky from the Chucky Movie. I was gonna
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  say something else. I don't know what the add to that, but yeah,
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  no, fuck you this for wanting to make me gold star gold Dog
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  on the fuck that fact name is Sorry. I had to say rout the
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  bat, but I felt very home all with glitter all over my face and
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  no one told me I'm there looking pretty. He's like, don't move,
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  putting it on my lips, and I want you don't want to look like
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  that, and then he says looking pretty, yeah, like I was just
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  standing still, so don't move him like all right, and he's like,
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  put it on my lips and it was you. You definitely just ruined it,
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  though, like Xavier ruined. He walked out, He watched his face
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  like we were all gonna be a badassucking trio and then he ruined it and
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  now he's now you have to look like herpies for the rest of because I
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  could have been any other wrestler and you had to pick him. You're bald.
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  You would have played a way better gold Star gold Dust, I don't
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  give a fuck what that full name is. Yeah, but gold Desk wasn't
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  fat and I was what about sting See that would have been nice. But
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  you know how you wouldn't even get The thing is I didn't even get asked.
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  I would sit down, you know how? You you know how you
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  have a saying it If you show up early, bro, that's how you
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  get a say in it. You should have said something right when you said,
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  I was here on time. Time I got here, He's like,
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  what's up. We're in painting your face? What's up? I was like
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  cool. I was like, he's like, what do you want to do?
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  I was like, fuck it, Baltimore Warrior again, what the fut
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  I'm want to paint my face? Ask and you know, and they're like,
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  oh, we're gonna hit this foot with the gold because you know,
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  gold dust is bad. No, it's not bad. That's tough though,
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  come out. He was the best the character out of bottle of it.
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  Someone over here probably touching my face. Yeah, but but anyways, three
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  places Tommy, everybody, welcome back and the fucking his Now clap for him,
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  deal with I want to hear claps. I clapp for him so much
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  yesterday my hands hurt. Dog, I've been clapping this that. Yeah,
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  you gotta clap today though, clapping dog. Okay, one more time you
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  clap yeahmmy right now. Comedy Store regular, Ultimate Royer Warrior and your Barrier,
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  your favorite comics new opener, new you know what announce roast bad roll,
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  you know the time of time out. We're starting a fucking a book
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  review vlog. Bro, Like that's it bro Like, I'm starting I'm starting
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  to think that we're all can just getting retarded. Xavier talks like he has
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  brain damage because he doesn't pronounce words. It's getting contagious, because Tommy,
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  right now, I had a fucking brain glitz right now. It's the weed.
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  No, it's not the weed. Bro Like, I'm perfectly talking on
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  video after like twelve hundred milligrams and yeah, we're gonna figure this out.
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  I'm taking those little fucking medicine still. So let me see, right,
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  I didn't bring them today exactly. Hey, what show Saturday? Pull up
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  Saturday. I'm gonna be there, pull up Saturday. I'm gonna have a
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  whole jar full of them. But one thing I'm gonna tell you, though,
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  your stomach we take them that much. It's honey to beach like your
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  ship. Oh no, like the craft beer kings yet. But it's not
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  that they smell, bro like, like weed is just like your body is
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  not it is not used to processing that much oil, bro Like, just
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  like graw. So like your stomach is like, oh ship, what the
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  fuck is this? And it has to work a lot harder to process it,
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  so you feel it when it hits your stomach. So the burps no
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  not ye, the burps they taste like week. I've had some good pills
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  where you're like, whoa, I got something at the comedy store, the
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  little pills, the little white pills g b X or yeah what I drink.
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  I took the whole ship. Na, okay, so five milligrams no
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  no, no, first of all those yeah, okay, so I had
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  to take They gave me a jar of those, right, I took the
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  whole jar to hit. No, it hit hit but barely, yeah,
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  yeah, but barely. But I took the whole jar, like, I
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  literally took the whole jar. And it's because look, look, bro,
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  the California, the California legal market for edible sucks right now because it's one
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  hundred milligrams. Cat bro, And to people like that, they were smoking
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  tough before everybody thought it was cute. And the thing to do we have
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  a higher talk kids, and make it one hundred grams just some perpiece.
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  You can't just do one regulations, bro, kid eats that, okay,
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  okay, do a fucking cut it in a whole bunch of little pieces and
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  just have little bags and food. Just take that. Somebody said, too
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  much oil works as a laxative, wonderful. We drink it right now.
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  This is fuck you No, this is uh what is it? Uh?
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  One of them fucking juices, bro Yeah, one of them fucking look trying
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  to be a comedian all of a sudden, like look at them. Huh.
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  We want to see the ingredients. What's on the menu right there?
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  And I cut I don't know what that one one time food for Fourth of
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  July we went. I was in Texas and a passle me my cousin,
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  Danny Recipiece his girl, and then we went to pick up this one food.
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  We called him Keanu Reese because that fool looked like Keano that food.
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  He had a couple He was like, Hey, I'm cooking dinner, but
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  I want to go with you guys. So he put his dinner in a
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  blender what like, and it was like fish and rice and vegetables and everything,
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  and he just fucking oh yeah, I'm here too, blended it and
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  he put it in a cup and he fucking got in the car and he's
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  like, oh, this is my dinner. He had a fucking cup was
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  just blended fucking bad, and he was just like drinking it. What the
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  fuck? Dog? Like was he retarded or something? Yeah, he was
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  like a kind of like, okay, that seems like appropriately somebody know he
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  wasn't retarded though. He was just like a dumb fool, you know.
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  Yeah, dude, hold on, Ray is here too. By the way,
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  everybody, welcome back, Ray. What's going on your story time?
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  See I interrupted you. My aunt used to do that to her kids.
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  Bro the fu said Nina com You know how some kids are like noking,
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  come mad and they kind of get in their moods. So like, yeah,
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  whatever she made them, if you didn't want to need it, the
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  kid would drink it. Dog, I'm pretty sure you would. How old
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  was the baby chicken in the bottle? Bro? Like ship like that blended?
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  But what are you about? Okay? I was like, you have
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  to put liquid would become like liquid in the kid with drink. And my
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  mom was like, it's gonna become clay fool. You can't just blend chicken
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  food if it has other ship. There's vegetables, okay, food, but
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  if you put if you put rice and chicken chicken, it's gonna become like
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  sticky rice chicken and make fucking like a bread or some ship who's blend chicken
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  dog. No, you could blend it. But what I'm saying is that,
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  like, if you're gonna want somebody to drink it, you can't just
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  put it blended chicken in a cup unless you put water in that bitch and
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  blend it together. Do you know how drinking works? Yeah, tom tom
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  doesn't choose food liquid. It's gonna be solid like a fucking mont hey,
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  Tommy, like a motherfucking monk or a motherfucking shake dog. But it's it's
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  a chicken one by Tommy. Let me get a chicken mounting. How about
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  you get two chicken monks? And you brought the hardest lollipops too? Brout
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  you grab a lollipop right there, Tommy, show these people. These are
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  the big ones. These are the ones that when okay, when I was
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  is that one opening? Yeah? Bro hold on, hold on? Whoa
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  ruby trying to bite one? No? Okay, dude, Ray, look
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  at look at the lollipop. Exavier breathing. I just grabbed them from the
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  okay, but look for you. One for me, But look at but
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  look at this. Let me just open it like you do say, if
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  you got like number one. A rat has been through this because there's like
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  a big hole. Okay, so it looks like these because they were probably
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  it looks like Tommy already bit that motherfucker. Hey, all right, those
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  looks safe, Tommy. You can When I was little, we should take
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  the wrapper off of these and if you found a star on it, go
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  take it back to the little little lightbrary right there and they'll give you just
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  that. Your school was just like anywhere, but we would do it,
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  and it was that a certain little Christian little Christian library. Yeah, that
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  sounds like it was like it was right on the side of alburs Since and
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  I would walk through there and I've seen it. I was like, let
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  them go in here and get a fucking lollipop. And I went in there
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  and got the lollipop. And they're like, if you if you find a
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  star on the fucking rapper, you get a free one. They're trying to
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  molest you. But I think that's everything. What do you mean you think
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  that's everyone? If you find a rapper, if you find a star on
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  the rapper like these, they'll happen. Where do I take it for something?
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  Where do you take it? All the narrow. You're suppolled take it
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  back to you take it back and they'll give they'll give you a free one.
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  I don't know. I don't think the Indian plays at the liquorsore.
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  Yeah, but like, where do you take that ship back to the liquor
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  store where you bought it? If I went to the Korean liquor stores and
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  be like, fuck you, that's what I'm saying. I told them where
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  the fuck? They're listening to those rules that rule people in the people in
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  the chat room say the star was a real deal. Eileen says, we
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  used to do the same ship. What's something, Eileen tell these fools.
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  I'm not fucking lying. Yeah, dog, what the hell? I didn't
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  know that? So Temmy, So what's that you gonna eat? That Lotti
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  Poper won't bite. I can't funk with it right now. I'm going to
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  the dentist on then fuck it up now before you go. I know,
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  they like, hey, look what these have ship inside the other one I
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  did with those little one. But if the dentist comes back, If the
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  dentist comes back, that's gonna be like three motherfucking bites. You can do.
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  We can handle it. It would like that little owl on the commercial.
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  Oh, I mean licks, does it get to to get to the
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  center of the Litzi pop er? What is it? How does it go
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  tosy pop or whatever? Then they get to the center of the Tosi pop
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  brain dammage, let's find out. And then the fucking kid fucking bites it.
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  Something happened? Is that hit him? He fell when it was real
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  little? Tell me your your parents hit you when you were little. My
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  dad kicked me one time. He's like, oh no, let you like
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  kicking me out, Loki. I was twelve. I was like, fucking
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  went down the street and I was like, yeah, they're really gonna let
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  me leave? And what do you mean he kicked you out? He do?
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  And You're like, well, I'm gonna told me, yeah, you
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  just fucking I just went outside and then I would you take You must have
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  took something. What did you do? I don't know what the I did?
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  Oh, And I just remember he did that, And then I fucking
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  went outide. I felt, where did you go to your homoes house?
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  I just walked down the street and I was like that ship food desert,
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  Like I'm telling you fools, dirt roads. Where I grew up, so
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  you would walk like anywhere you walk though, and it was a night you'd
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  be like, dog, it's fucking pitch black out here. Little kid,
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  You're not You're like, I'm not fucking around out here. And then even
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  if you rode your bike food, there's certain spots where the sand is like
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  soft, so you'll be riding and it's like and you can't even ride your
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  fall and ship. You're trying to ride out there, and there was like
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  those how did you do quick? What did you do that to kick you
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  out? I don't know what the fuck I did for I was a badass
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  kid, fool. I'm telling you. I broke the Oh. I think
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  it was because he caught me fucking throwing uh breaking the windows at the there
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  was like a big warehouse building right there abandit. He taught me it was
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  a bread punch, and I fucking I was a crazy asking. Hell if
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  I was a little kid that would running all the hours at the rest,
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  at the at the toilet paper and I'll be a do a slice with my
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  hand all the bread punch, my mom's like catch your ass. And then
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  you know, when you were being a lane and they would give these little
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  ticket the coupons, ju ju drink one of them, put it in the
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  car. What are you doing that? I was like, I don't know
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  what? What? What? What bu little mall? I was a badass
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  kid. And then now that I think about it, I'm like my mom.
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  I was like, she kind of let me do whatever I wanted to
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  do when I was a little kid. Or she would say ship. I'm
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  like, no, me see us now that she's like, nah, do
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  you ever steal anything? No? I stole ship one time, and I
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  was never good. That's why, even like later on, I was never
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  good at still there. I never tried to steal because every time I tried
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  to steal, my fuckers be like hey, I'm like, oh no,
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  I was gonna favorite fool. I fucking stole like some ship that I wanted
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  from some store in the mall, and then we went out and I was
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  like cash or my mom that I had it. She's like, what the
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  funk would you get that? You buy that ship? I was like,
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  you took it. She's like damn. She's like, man, why not,
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  You're gonna line now? I said, like I said, fucking she
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  took me back. I was like and then fucking scared the ship and he
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  took me to the store and she's like, hey, I said, but
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  you well, you're going to jail. I'm like fuck. He's like yeah,
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  give me it, and he's like, you're going to jail now,
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  and my mom's I'm sorry. I was like a scared. How old are
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  you? Damn? I was like six or something now when young, because
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  we were in l A, I was like, so, would just do
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  some ship from a little toy, like a little fucking action figure toy.
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  And I was like what the fuck? And food that shit scared me.
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  And then every time I tried to say some ship, I'll be like they'll
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  be like, hey, I saw something, right, I saw somebody get
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  caught steaming like that, and and I remember like I was like fuck,
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  and like the mambo's all mad. So I think that's where my fucking we
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  know that. I think that's where my fucking want to to like if I
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  can't have it, nobody else can have it. That meh feeling comes from
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  where punching ship or breaking leaving in the door, because like when I was
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  little, I wanted ship sometimes and I'm just like gonna buy it for me.
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  Well, fucking nobody can have it. Yeah, he killed his girlfriend.
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  That type ship. Nobody's gonna have her. You know. It reminds
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  me of though my aunt. So, my aunt used to always go to
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  Good Wall. I don't know if you ever been in a good Wall.
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  On certain days they have a whatever. Oh yeah, the bins no no,
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  no, no, mahmie yeah, the yeah no. But the color
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  yeah, it's it's the big Yeah. Now they have bins food, so
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  they like they'll let people come in and it's like cents on the dollar tip
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  ship. Oh well, so I this good world. Back in the day,
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  they used to every every there was different colors on the tags and if
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  it was yellow off green, thirty percent off. So my aunt would go
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  dog and she would get her favorite ship because she told my mom to get
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  down because I'm like, how are you getting this ship? So it's not
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  getting it, she's still paying for it. But she would take stuff that
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  was green tagged, and ship that she wanted that wasn't green tag those prices
• 17:26
  inside the fucking you really what you want to get kind and she's still paying
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  for it. But she just switched the price from like eight bucks that with
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  that we do that well spray paint. We'd go to the store and you
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  would have the dollar paint form like Walmart, you just have a sticker of
• 17:41
  the dollar paint and when you go and you would just check out, you
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  just be like beep beat beat for all these like all the canzer you're gonna
• 17:49
  get, but you use a dollar paint tag. You just pay for a
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  dollar. I did that in Big Lots. That was my favorite store to
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  do that at. Like I used to hit them hard with that ship,
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  like when I was in when I was in college, bro, there used
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  to be one Big Lots I used to specifically hit up because I used to
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  like I used to buy stuff there, like uh, you know, like
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  it was a store that was nearby, and I'm like, oh cool,
• 18:10
  let me go see what they have and shit. And then you know,
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  I'm like I noticed that. Every time I'll go I'll get off work and
• 18:15
  I'll go stop buy everybody's already trying to go home. They're all like it,
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  They're all like this, but they're like feet not even looking at the
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  ship. Bro. So I came, I came by and I was like
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  I noticed that. I was like, fuck yeah. Then I saw the
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  manager. It was like a young ass cool food so full. I would
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  just go there on the days and I needed to cool buy stuff, and
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  I would just walk around and I'll see ship. I'll be like, oh,
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  hell yeah, they got some good orders here. Let me just take
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  this take this off. They be like, oh shit, they got this
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  over here, like this fucking blender. Let me put the price of this
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  fucking plastic picture on the blender and then they'll scan it. But I would
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  do it, like I'll be like, all right, I can't, I
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  can't. I can't do it too stupid, like like listen for example,
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  like if I wanted to get the fucking blender right, like I would get
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  the price of a toaster, which is like, let's just say twenty five
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  dollars, and the blender was like sixty dollars, and I would just fucking
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  just do it, and and that would and and it would be so quick
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  that they would just never catch me bro like they would never catch onto it.
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  Yeah, I'm telling you, Like going back to stealing and ship,
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  I have I know motherfuckers to be fucking like those fools, like that's their
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  job almost is they mother fucking be stealing ship crazy Ship they're getting big.
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  I mean, is it a pelony? Well not right now, obviously right
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  now something where if it's not under nine hundred bucks, ain't even fucking with
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  you. Yeah, that's why when folks do that running out ship, it
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  has to be if I was a kid, I'm gonna lie do it.
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  When you were a kid, you used to steal because I legal, my
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  dad told me. And then my dad's always the type of like, if
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  you're gonna do it, do it big, and don't fucking go around sitting
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  jeans, you know, like, don't do no stupid shit. I don't
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  want to go in there that pedal. Yeah, because that's what my homies
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  would do. They go to the mall. Their parents would drop them off
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  and these wool was just put ship under the clothes, like jeans on top
• 20:11
  of jeans on top of jeans, and they would buy one thing. They
• 20:15
  buy one thing, and it gets tempted because you know how you're a kid
• 20:18
  and you see all the homies are fresh down and you're like, fuck,
• 20:22
  bro, like I get one fucking outfit. You know, when school starts,
• 20:26
  I get I get one fucking coridle. That's it. You get them
• 20:32
  back to school. Fucking one motherfucking outfit, one pair of motherfucking shoes.
• 20:36
  Your fools have like seven pairs of shoes now, ten grade, how fresh
• 20:41
  was the first week of school though? Sixth grade eight pairs of shoes?
• 20:44
  But how fresh was the first week of school though? Everybody had a look
• 20:47
  good dog, remember, and foods didn't even take pictures the day before the
• 20:52
  day before, you already had your opfit plan all day the fucking week before
• 20:55
  we go out. For us, we'd go out of town and that we'd
• 21:00
  have like Mama said that, we would be original and be like, hey,
• 21:03
  I'm compared and would be like, oh ship swamp me hit the motherfucking
• 21:07
  swamming up. Let's get this bitch, bam, get fucking whatever. Cool
• 21:11
  ship. Well, I should dress But I remember one time because I used
• 21:15
  to dress in like the fucking Player sixty nine Jersey, Remember that ship,
• 21:19
  like the Tolito fucking blowrider. Fucking well, I was fucking the little ass
• 21:25
  kid and I for some reason, I for some reason, my mom she
• 21:29
  got me. I had a fucking Player sixty nine Jersey. I had like
• 21:32
  these fucking other fucking dumb ass fucking shirts and like, uh, baggy ass
• 21:38
  jeans and ship, and I remember my sister. I showed my My sister's
• 21:44
  like, oh, you guys went to school shopping. I was like yeah,
• 21:45
  She's like what you get? And I showed her my sh She's like
• 21:48
  what the fuck. She's like, my mom see this ship. She's like,
• 21:52
  oh, it's some on you or dumb. And some fucking told me
• 21:55
  that they were all baggy and shirt and she's like, was I see this?
• 22:00
  She's like this motherfucker. And then now when I think about it,
• 22:03
  I'm like, damn, I still fucking dressed all fucking tolito ass dumb kid.
• 22:08
  Dude. I used to wear fucking double XL pro clubs all fucking big.
• 22:12
  Oh you were the foods with the big as white teas. Yeah,
• 22:15
  bro, skinny as fuck. Still wearing big ass white teas. And then
• 22:18
  that fucking jeans wasn't too crazy. I didn't wear super baggy jeans because my
• 22:22
  dad didn't like me sagging. Yeah. Always made sure I had a belt
• 22:30
  because my dad was always get the cool in. They hear that. I
• 22:41
  always see foods in our sad You ever see foods that are like sagging dog,
• 22:45
  but they're they're underwear shagging too, and they just have bull crack.
• 22:48
  I'm like, dog, you don't feel that, like you don't feel your
• 22:51
  pants on the fucking your Like, hey dog, I'm showing a little ass
• 22:56
  crack right here, I can feel it. You see, like this much
• 22:59
  ass crack on fools and with their pants slow You ever seen that? Ship?
• 23:03
  Tommy would be one of those plumbers with the ass crack showing for sure,
• 23:06
  talking about when fools are just walking or something they waiting on Sema,
• 23:11
  like, I al what I'm doing that he's on sack back in the day.
• 23:15
  No, I don't think he doesn't sack now. I don't think any
• 23:18
  of us really sacked. Don't think he ever sacked. He never sacked.
• 23:21
  I might have, but not like are you playing football and shool? No?
• 23:27
  I was like, it was like a K twelve I played soccer s
• 23:30
  K two twelve and ship when you get your papers? What do you mean?
• 23:33
  I was born here? The only time my sack want to have sex?
• 23:38
  Huh, the only time I SAgs want to have sex? You didn't
• 23:42
  know this didn't go like to normal school. I got cheated. That's not
• 23:47
  good. What do you mean? He said? Oh, look at your
• 23:52
  face? What do you mean you're laughing at you didn't go to normal school.
• 23:57
  No, I'm laughing at this whole raid that he said, I only
• 24:00
  sag and I have sex joke. Yeah, sometimes you don't take your pants
• 24:03
  off all the way sagging, like sometimes you know, like you know,
• 24:11
  when you move the panties to the side. Sometimes that's uncomfortable, but sometimes
• 24:14
  it has to be done. Happen you just take them all the way out.
• 24:18
  Yeah, Like, but sometimes you're too lazy though, he just moved
• 24:21
  the panties to the side, you know what I mean, Like you move
• 24:26
  the curdy. Hey, Tommy, you know do you think Tommy could fuck
• 24:30
  up a eating competition? For like a I told you, motherfuckers, I
• 24:36
  ate fifty six wings. Me and a HOMMI went to Hooters and they used
• 24:40
  to have that you pay like twenty nine bucks or twenty five bucks something all
• 24:44
  you can eat wings. So me and my hommie went and we're like,
• 24:47
  see who can eat flavors? Win on them? You go hot ho or
• 24:52
  don't just regular part? And then locking I got if you could switch flavors,
• 24:56
  fool, So I was like, give me fucking lemon pepper, give
• 24:59
  me fuck and gard Palmer, John, give me a motherfucking drums are fifty
• 25:03
  six drums or just drums? Are like wing food the big ones like that,
• 25:10
  and then the but what kind of wing sick ones? What kind of
• 25:14
  wing eater are you? Like you take it off. Everything to the top
• 25:17
  are just like all around, No, there's foods are they're fucking. They'll
• 25:22
  get it like fucking and then like take it. It was sucking up the
• 25:26
  wings because I heard there's like a technique to look up, I'll break the
• 25:30
  forest. Theirs are like, yeah, sucking the marrow, and hey,
• 25:34
  that's that's not good. Bobo is one of those guys bro doing that ship
• 25:38
  bro Like now, Bobo is one of those guys that he'd be eating the
• 25:41
  bones. Have we had them on the show the Bones? Whatever you're telling
• 25:45
  me we had? Have we had a Bob on the show? We need
• 25:47
  to have Bobo. No, he'd be sticky, like like you know,
• 25:52
  like Phil pil coconut fucking the big green ones, like straight up Bobo he
• 25:56
  like like like you know, if there's a westl Bro like he's stripping they
• 26:00
  were stripping it down. Bone. My dad does that cracking a little bit
• 26:03
  here and there, but you're telling me he's not gonna eat the bone like
• 26:04
  the bone but like but like yeah, when they're cracking it and they're like
• 26:07
  sucking on it. Yeah, what about they eat the shrimp like the yeah
• 26:14
  and little bitch your feet out what Yeah, but that it's good for you.
• 26:17
  I think that ship, you know, that ship doesn't digest right,
• 26:21
  so it comes out in your asshole. I don't know, you're not supposed
• 26:23
  to eat the shell. Yes, so I'm saying your body can't die,
• 26:26
  it's not They're like, no, com fucking has a fucking shirt. And
• 26:30
  I've heard I've heard I say that all the time. Yeah, look fucking
• 26:37
  exiting. And I didn't say did you ever know they had lottle b I
• 26:44
  never did, but I remember how me you had lot for sure? Yeah,
• 26:48
  my or some ship had fucking little bress. My mom said that she
• 26:52
  ate they gave her vix or no, yeah, vix all right, she
• 26:57
  ate it And then listen the little bass all crazy. That's you know what
• 27:02
  are right, that's real. That's like parents, okays, like is a
• 27:07
  paras I know, I know, and and you know how fucking like dogs
• 27:11
  get them like I don't know if you've ever like like, we gotta do
• 27:14
  worm, I gotta how to take a warm It's the craziest thing to see.
• 27:18
  Like there's literally living things in your dog ship. You're like I saw
• 27:21
  it was like what the fuck? And I started freaking out. Yeah,
• 27:23
  that's what I was dating my eyes over, Like you just gotta do warm
• 27:26
  up. It's easy and yeah, but that's fucking crazy. There's a there's
• 27:30
  a human version of that food and like fucking bass will be like your ship
• 27:33
  too. That's crazy. That's yeah, bro, that's fucking what. Let's
• 27:41
  go back to fifty two wings. Dog we got outside tracked, Like if
• 27:45
  I if I sponsor that, if I get the whole thing to get done,
• 27:48
  tell me a competition. You're gonna do a food competition, a high
• 27:52
  hungry food competition. I'll set it up. You're you're you're the high hungry.
• 27:56
  You'll be my horse though taco eating contest or some ship single tortillas.
• 28:00
  We want, we want to do. What you're good at is that your
• 28:03
  path is tacos. How many wings? I'll talk up wings, I mean
• 28:07
  it's whatever. I don't give a funk. How many talk wings? What
• 28:17
  Tito Dotia? How many the small talkers. Can you sunk up? I'm
• 28:21
  it's going down? How many like in the contest or just regular at the
• 28:25
  crib? Regular the crib, know the ones the double tortilla double, the
• 28:33
  little one with the double tortilla. Yeah, that's twenty tortillas. Talk me.
• 28:38
  Hey, when you think about it, I'll be like, motherfuck is
• 28:44
  going you? You'll be carrying what's up babies on the regular bro, like
• 28:51
  like, that's twenty two when I regular talking, when I regular talking about
• 28:55
  your like six, I guess six now it's But but if I'm in a
• 29:00
  contest, I'll fuck up ten for a contest, fifteen maybe for a contest.
• 29:03
  You're like fucking times two thirty. That's thirty. That's thirty fucking But
• 29:10
  you're thinking like I've been thinking it like that. I think it's healthier,
• 29:14
  not healthier, but I think it's safer if you eat the wings, cause
• 29:15
  like the tacos food. That's if you're in the contest. It's not healthy
• 29:19
  anyways. Right, if you're gonna walk, you want to do damn you
• 29:23
  go ranch blue cheese? Where you dipping at all? You can't dip?
• 29:27
  Yeah, fucking dipping. Dog. I'm fucking eating it with the motherfucking ranch
• 29:30
  of blue cheese, different ones. I'm calling cap if it's a buffalo wing,
• 29:34
  if it's one of your can get it. Yeah, you get to
• 29:40
  get this. You can get the video done. Yeah we can. I'm
• 29:42
  gonna talk to one of my Well see how many I can do, how
• 29:45
  many you can do, and how many times? You know where I think
• 29:47
  we can do this. We might have to both. We might have to
• 29:49
  go to Vegas for this. Yeah, yeah, because you know, because
• 29:52
  I have a spot that has over one hundred and fifty wing flavors like that
• 29:56
  they do with their restaurant, and I know if we feel them this ship
• 30:00
  there, they will let us do it. Brown't tell me it's not a
• 30:03
  competition, because I mean I will set it up being he says, he
• 30:06
  could be both of us. No, we don't have to eat. We'll
• 30:10
  take contestants will be like, hey man, you guys get to go up
• 30:11
  and gets me play us. I'm done with that. I'm not a battle.
• 30:17
  I'm not practicing. It's not going to be professional foods professional. It's
• 30:22
  gonna be like foods is gonna be like you know how like well, like
• 30:26
  you know, people in the crowd promos, you know, like chill me,
• 30:30
  you and this wool look at that people in the chat room out to
• 30:33
  Vegas for the Battle mother Man and I got the spot. I just fucking
• 30:37
  filmed the spot and said, fifty wings. And you think you think that
• 30:41
  you can be with me and he's only together, he can for sure you
• 30:44
  be like I just looked I'm saying fools at the same time. No,
• 30:49
  probably not, because I know this will eat a gangy like if I don't
• 30:52
  top it off, finish, fools could eat. Yeah, Like you know
• 30:56
  what's crazy, bro? Like me, A lot of people think that,
• 30:59
  like I can really couple, not bro, but like I've seen it.
• 31:02
  Like like bro, like the other night, I got a rib buy.
• 31:04
  I took half of that bitch home, and I was like, I feel
• 31:07
  like such a bitch, Like yeah, I hate it. Yeah, Like
• 31:11
  you know, I felt like such a basic. I was like my girls
• 31:14
  like you know what my head and I was like yeah, like you know,
• 31:18
  like yeah, bro, she said, can I get the rest of
• 31:19
  that? Oh? She ate all her food. I'll take some food.
• 31:25
  Uh yeah, Like I don't know, like I think I like some foo,
• 31:30
  but it's not like like even with tacos bro, like with tacos out,
• 31:33
  I start, I can like the max is eight bro in the contest
• 31:37
  fucking where you're like up again, Maybe I'll squeeze in ten. Maybe I'll
• 31:40
  squeeze in ten. Ten you eight max probably max ten max, maybe ten
• 31:45
  max. That's but that's you. You could tell you're kind of pregnant already
• 31:49
  looking like if they ate ten tacos food. He has one of those like
• 31:52
  African starring kid bellies. Yea, but no beer though, no beer.
• 31:56
  But sometimes I'll be kidding he's too I'm gonna be like they're fuck you have
• 32:01
  a fuck a buffet? Tell me I could see you, like like I
• 32:04
  don't really you know, whatever happened on hometown buffet, you close it down.
• 32:08
  You are you're in the m all the time. People only the only
• 32:13
  buffet that I went to is that one, and we went to some other
• 32:15
  one right down the street, like and it was cool, but I'm not
• 32:20
  really like a buffet. Ask fool went to Vegas. Vegas is different kind
• 32:23
  of buffet though, and then when you go to fucking like, I feel
• 32:28
  like Vegas is a different kind of buffet, Like if you go to a
• 32:31
  buffet in Vegas, and then you go to buffe back home where you're at.
• 32:34
  It's two different. Spirit go to a buffet where they have King Crab
• 32:37
  leg oh Caesars Palace. Uh, the big ones, not the little skin
• 32:43
  as Caesars Palace. Bffet. It's like seventy five dollars per injury. I'll
• 32:45
  go, I'll drive right now if they have them to fucking you know what
• 32:50
  I'm saying. No, they do. They do a fool. Speaking of
• 32:52
  King Krab, dog, I saw this video the other day about you know
• 32:54
  how like sometimes fools will be like I get down with some tech and they'll
• 32:58
  go get some imitation have a north Gate. I know. I saw.
• 33:02
  I saw how they made imitation Crab. I was like, I don't know.
• 33:07
  I don't give a fuck how it has made. Chicken. Give me
• 33:10
  chicken eggs. Are like, oh, you know what it's made. I'll
• 33:14
  be like, yeah, dog, I've seen the videos. Give me a
• 33:17
  ten piece right now, and motherfuckers with the fucking Hiva, give me a
• 33:22
  fucking at each other hai right now, dog, that ship is bomb.
• 33:24
  I would never imitation Crab. I would never eat Imitation Crab anymore. Each
• 33:31
  other high that that ship is bomb. You never it. Maybe it's fire,
• 33:34
  but it's just what it is. I don't care. It's like little
• 33:37
  pieces of fucking phil or whatever. I don't give a fu it's not it's
• 33:42
  not even like pieces of philet. That ship is like I don't know.
• 33:45
  I don't even know what to call her. Remember I should have like hip,
• 33:47
  but yeah, I don't even know. It's bomb. That should have
• 33:51
  liked some hard white if you know how to make that ship is bomb as
• 33:53
  fuck. And then I know, motherfuckers they eat that ship just like that.
• 33:59
  Hey, like Asian cats. Those motherfuckers don't give a funk. That's
• 34:01
  just opening up a pack. And she was like, seafood snack or they'll
• 34:07
  just breaking up. Don't have a solid, don't have a salad, and
• 34:09
  they'll just break it up on top of the Hiba, the little imitation hiba,
• 34:15
  and they eat it. I was like, damn, I don't eat
• 34:16
  it like that. But fucking put some avocado, lemon, motherfucking tomato,
• 34:21
  all that ship, all that clamato, motherfucking cilantro. Motherfucking somebody said,
• 34:29
  look up shot every time samon chunks of avocado bomb mask one. Did you
• 34:39
  uh? Did you guys see that video that's going around Instagram. Uh so
• 34:45
  these girls go to the unlimited garden and they take tupperware with them. I've
• 34:51
  seen that, and they just have amited olive garden. Yeah, it's unlimited,
• 34:57
  like unlimited dishes. Why don't we go to a fucking buffet and see
• 35:00
  who sucks up some ship. I'm down, Like, I'm there, I
• 35:07
  gotta go. I'm down for that ship. Like to go to a restaurant
• 35:09
  and then and then and then film this experience. But I want to do
• 35:13
  it in a restaurants. It's just like down to cater because that's the only
• 35:15
  way you're really gonna find out who really got the fucking big stomach. Okay,
• 35:20
  then we gotta go to a place. It's just for that, Like
• 35:22
  we gotta go to a wing spot and see who can suck up all these
• 35:25
  wings. You know what I'm saying. I mean tacos. You fuck up
• 35:29
  yesterday because when I showed up, no, no tacos yesterday, just two
• 35:34
  tacos just to you first like you said, no, I need nothing,
• 35:37
  and then no, I aede two tacos. I was yesterday, yeh fun,
• 35:40
  it was fucking it was dope. It was a fucking sick ass Jeff
• 35:45
  Fross you up hunh wh what Jeff Ross? That fool, fucking he I'm
• 35:50
  taking over now he's retiring. Bro, you have a puppet? No,
• 35:54
  but hey, that fool. You need a puppet if you can take well.
• 35:58
  No, but we're there, dick. I fucking hit up my homie
• 36:02
  to a film dog and he was like the whole time, he was like
• 36:07
  filming whatever. And then tell yeah, by the way, Tommy introduced where
• 36:12
  were you at yesterday? Yesterday, we're at the fucking roast of Popeye seven,
• 36:15
  Popeye from Blood and Blood Out. Uh, we did the roast of
• 36:20
  him yesterday. Met George Perez, Earl, Scaco, Rantino, Reno,
• 36:24
  Freaky Castillo, Uh concrete concrete and uh no, open up. Yeah,
• 36:37
  Mad and Edwin One did comedy before and Mannic hispanic was thereful. It was
• 36:44
  ty Dick. Yeah, it was cool. It was a sick ass show.
• 36:47
  And but my homie there was supposed to be filming the whole time.
• 36:51
  I get home and he's like, oh, here's a memory card. I
• 36:53
  look at the ship. There's fucking four pictures on it. I was like,
• 36:58
  what the fuck is it? But that's what happened to let him.
• 37:01
  I was like, fuck, and then you were just fucking he got there
• 37:06
  early. We were there early, and he was filming ship supposedly fucking Popeye
• 37:12
  got there. I fucking was there. I I fucking putt I put the
• 37:20
  feather on Popeye's hat and all that wasn't recorded. Yeah, my homie was
• 37:25
  supposed to be filming that ship. Dog, that's fucked up. I was
• 37:30
  like, fuck, were you paying him? Though? It was a fool,
• 37:32
  It's our filmer, like he was, this is who we He was
• 37:37
  just gonna he was filming for me. But we were right there. My
• 37:39
  fucking homies fucking went there just a film, you know, and he fucking
• 37:45
  but it was all. It's all good. We had a good time.
• 37:47
  Anyways. It was dope time and uh it was it was like, uh,
• 37:54
  some crazy ship for since I was little, I fucking was all into
• 37:59
  this fucking movie. We and all ship, my co workers fucking went to
• 38:04
  go see it. And then uh my homie f for Miridge Cressy. They
• 38:08
  were there. It was fucking it was a good ass night. They flew
• 38:12
  in from Ridge Crest. I fucking flew in food. I mean, how
• 38:17
  did you feel that you did with your material? Though? It was good
• 38:21
  because this is your first time doing stand up, right first time? It
• 38:24
  was my first time doing roast. But but I I've done stand up.
• 38:31
  I did that ship with George, and then I fucking been doing open how
• 38:37
  many open mics have been doing? Whenever I get a chance to food But
• 38:40
  I've just been fucking I've been working a lot so and I haven't been able
• 38:45
  to go and do that because it's like, I have my family and ship,
• 38:50
  but I whenever I do get a chance, I fucking go. There's
• 38:52
  one right here by my house, luckily, and I'm able to go there.
• 38:58
  And then on Wednesdays there's a new one that I'm gonna start going to
• 39:00
  Bruce's every Wednesday nights, like I think it's nine nine o'clock till midnight.
• 39:07
  They have open mic, and uh, you guys can go there and fucking
• 39:13
  do you do five minutes? Five minutes? They don't even charge you.
• 39:16
  You just go up there and sign up on the thing and then you'll be
• 39:21
  like you go up there and then uh like for a couple of weeks,
• 39:24
  that guy Frankie No no, No, Jay Valentino Concrete with it. I'm
• 39:31
  in concrete. He fucking he was there hosting and they hit me up to
• 39:37
  do it, but I was in the middle of work. Every time he's
• 39:38
  like, I was like, fuck because my homie, uh, he always
• 39:42
  starts to link me up. He's like, hey, they're fucking doing the
• 39:45
  open mic right here to do it. This will Jay Valentino's here and I
• 39:47
  told him about you. I was like, oh, well, fucking I'm
• 39:52
  not able to. I'm like, I'm at work for when I'm middle work
• 39:53
  right now. So it sucks, but I'm like, I'll get a chance
• 39:57
  to be out there, you know, and I've been whenever I do get
• 40:00
  the chance to end. I'm going to be there on Wednesday. Bellflowers stand
• 40:06
  up right there and Bellflower off of Bellflower in Belmont Street. It's a new
• 40:13
  comedy cub. But I'm gonna be there on the seventeenth. It's Tuesday.
• 40:15
  I'm gonna be doing open mic, and then that Bruce is hopefully Wednesday.
• 40:20
  That's tight. But yeah, food just fucking trying to stay busy, trying
• 40:23
  to get some ship cracking, and I fucking I got that fucking like,
• 40:30
  you know, I'm like, I don't know I just like I could do
• 40:32
  this ship and it's been going good. Dog Like, I don't know.
• 40:37
  It's like it's like it's like, cool, what's your goal? Do you
• 40:42
  have a goal with this black ultimate goal or yes? Or like for the
• 40:46
  year and ultimate goal ultimately to be able to fucking open up for for people
• 40:52
  and not just do open mics. Okay, not for foods. You know,
• 40:57
  like, uh, you know, hey, get a chance to open
• 41:00
  you're still anybody, you know what I'm saying, like anybody that whatever.
• 41:06
  But uh, Like I was talking to Earl Skico yesterday and he's like,
• 41:09
  hey, he where he goes? He's like, they do open MIC's there
• 41:14
  go and then he's like I'm always there, and I was like cool.
• 41:17
  Uh, just I just got links to different ones just from talking fools yesterday,
• 41:22
  which was pretty cool. And I'm like, I'm gonna start hitting all
• 41:25
  those up and hopefully those fucking opportunities from linking with these fools. And they
• 41:30
  see me doing that ship, They're like, I'll fucking have this wool do
• 41:34
  some ship. I'll have them do fucking five minutes or fucking eight minutes,
• 41:38
  because I don't know, fucking it's just some shit I I want to do
• 41:45
  Dog, that shit fucking dope. I mean, it's you sound you sound
• 41:49
  like you're enjoying it. You look like you're enjoying it. Yeah, that's
• 41:52
  what it's about. You know. I don't know, Dog, it's like
• 41:57
  a whole different pet. I don't know. It's like, uh, I
• 42:00
  don't know. I sacked myself out a lot about when I'm going up but
• 42:02
  when I go up there and it's it's just like I just it's just like
• 42:07
  cool. I'm just like I'm talking. I'm just like I'm talking to somebody,
• 42:10
  you know, like fuck it, like like I'm doing this. I
• 42:15
  just imagine myself doing this like oh what's up? And or telling the story.
• 42:19
  And that's what it is because I don't really tell jokes. I just
• 42:21
  tell like a story that I you know, that ship, I thought it
• 42:24
  was funny or you know, you're out there talking about your kids and ship.
• 42:28
  No, No, I haven't. I haven't done that. I don't.
• 42:32
  I don't ever talk about my kids. I just talk about a lot
• 42:35
  of times. I just have what I have, like the ship I do
• 42:38
  talk about, and then if it's something else, I'll just go talking about
• 42:44
  some weed or some other stupid ship, you know, but I don't ring
• 42:49
  on my kids or nothing like like that. Now you're talking about bringing up
• 42:52
  stories. This one of your famous stories. Some ship, some new news
• 42:59
  came out. Dog? Is that shit real? Did that guy killed Tupac?
• 43:02
  Have you done? Dog? Because I mean you own the car a
• 43:06
  corner your fucking fam. Look, there's some real ships, you believe it?
• 43:09
  Are they calling you asking, oh, we got some new info.
• 43:14
  They told us. They told us not to say nothing for real. Imagine
• 43:20
  you think that she was him? What it was up? I mean,
• 43:22
  we haven't talked about that. I mean, I don't know that was that
• 43:24
  was that fool. Looks like he's trying to throw Diddy under the bus.
• 43:28
  Bro. Well, there's a lot of things that don't make sense about it,
• 43:30
  though, because how do you fucking give somebody that much money at that
• 43:34
  time, just randomly, like you're gonna write him a check for five hundred
• 43:37
  thousand dollars or like a million dollars at once. Oh, it was like
• 43:40
  a gang of fedya And he fucking he's like, I have all that ship.
• 43:45
  Dog? Do you think he was daving this ship for nothing? He's
• 43:49
  like, why do you know? And he and he shows why. He
• 43:52
  shows that he got fucking fatty, and that's why they're like, oh,
• 43:57
  but I guess everyone already knew that ship. That's why everyone's like, Oh,
• 44:00
  they're like, oh, this will better fucking lawyer up because everyone already
• 44:02
  knew that that should happen. You think that's just gonna start animosity again.
• 44:08
  No, nobody gets here any more. Good question, though, I mean,
• 44:14
  because I don't feel that, like, not for nothing, but I
• 44:16
  don't feel like fools don't care, like like like it's not like Nimsey Hustles
• 44:22
  killer going to jail right now and having a risk of being killed as compared
• 44:30
  to the guy who killed Tupac going to jail right now. Like I don't
• 44:32
  think he runs that much risk. He was talking about like he talked about
• 44:37
  the whole thing. He talked about the whole thing where he's like, oh,
• 44:40
  they ask him, fucking hey, what did you h but were you
• 44:45
  there? What were you doing? When? When? So when you you
• 44:47
  shot this guy or whatever? But it's like, fool, how do you
• 44:51
  know? It's not like a made up added fucking uh recording to it.
• 44:57
  Doc. It's just him answering some ship and he could have put whatever the
• 45:00
  fuck he made. I don't think they would sound like that. I don't
• 45:06
  think a lot of something like that. I don't think a lot of people
• 45:07
  care about Tupac as much no more. These days were like it's that big
• 45:10
  of a hup. Yeah, but it's like you you mrk tupact and they're
• 45:15
  asking you, like, hey, so when you shot this food, what
• 45:19
  the fuck were they doing? He's like, oh, yeah, he was
• 45:21
  looking like he was break dancing. You're like, dog, I don't know.
• 45:25
  I don't feel like it was like real kind of I hear myself.
• 45:30
  I mean it sounds clear. I don't know why. By the way,
• 45:34
  I don't know everybody's saying about the mic. It just can you hear me?
• 45:37
  Yeah? I could hear everybody. Fine, I actually hear my voice.
• 45:38
  When I don't hear my voice, it sounds weird. But yeah,
• 45:44
  that for fucking murk. There's gonna be bestl Pluma for Halloween. Bro,
• 45:47
  he couldn't even be gold Dust. Come on, and Xavier, what the
• 45:52
  fucking should have hit him with a chair. Gold Dust is a legend.
• 45:55
  He isnt legend. Yeah, for the LGBTQ community, he never said that,
• 46:00
  Hey, they used to do wrestling when you were a little kid,
• 46:04
  like like like w w F ship and like you ever fucked up like one
• 46:07
  of your cousins. I always wanted to hit oh you know what one time?
• 46:12
  Yeah, fool. So we were at my cout in my aunt's house
• 46:15
  and I don't know, We're just hanging out there and like me and my
• 46:19
  cousins used to wear there watching WrestleMania because one of these events, because we
• 46:22
  used to order them. And then he said it was like three of us
• 46:24
  full. How hard was it to get your parents to pay forty bucks?
• 46:29
  Ship? You had a fucking ass bro like god, cousins. They had
• 46:35
  to be more than one person. I was like, I'm not paying forty
• 46:37
  bucks. Would have to be like yeah, we all want like, bitch,
• 46:39
  I'm not worth forty bucks to you. Fuck you. And it was
• 46:43
  along event like they were really long. It wasn't like boxing. They were
• 46:46
  but if del was fighting. Oh, I used to Okay, don't you
• 46:55
  know Sundays job fights? Yeah, straight up for I remember watching a little
• 47:01
  bit, but but I was in my aunt's house food and then I scene
• 47:06
  was cracking back in the day. This was the This was the Dudley Boys
• 47:08
  era food. So like you know how those used to have a three D,
• 47:12
  the old three D and all this ship and they used to put you
• 47:15
  to the tables. Oh you should have done flames on your head food like
• 47:17
  that one food, the fucking what's his name? Go ahead, go keep
• 47:22
  going. Yeah. But anyway, anyways, so I remember this. The
• 47:27
  match had finished, the whole vet I finished, and we started playing in
• 47:30
  my unscreen. Right, we're watching the TV food and my cousins think it's
• 47:32
  a good idea to do the three D, right me dog, and like
• 47:37
  me stupidly, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it right. We're
• 47:38
  all fucking favorite dog and the supposed to do the three D. And we
• 47:43
  break my aunt's bed. Dog, Yeah, just throw you like that?
• 47:49
  No when yeah, when they one the guys legs and one has a head.
• 47:52
  Yeah, and then you go through a table. And I remember they
• 47:54
  did that ship to my aunt's bad food and the bed just went after they
• 47:59
  paid you, after the page for the paper view. Yeah, I don't
• 48:02
  do ship like that. That's what a recipe. It's like me is compressed
• 48:08
  up and the heck I told you, my mom my homies, mom hit
• 48:15
  us one time we broke the window your homies. Mom, you what wha?
• 48:21
  I got hit by my ant But that's different though. You got We
• 48:23
  broke the and she went in there and she started with she hit us both,
• 48:27
  but I was like, oh what pitch this ship, get the bag.
• 48:35
  She pulled out the bell, a bell like a fucking it was like
• 48:38
  a bell from like a bag when you the biggest thing for to hold,
• 48:44
  like a double bag. It was off the bag, get your ass over
• 48:46
  here, both of us. Who was like she gets like I was,
• 48:52
  I get she hit hey, hey what I was like, I he ran
• 49:00
  home for getting him by getting him by somebody whose his parents is crazy.
• 49:07
  Yeah. I took up and then my fucking I told my mom, hey,
• 49:12
  this fool sucking I just got hete fucking this. I just got here
• 49:16
  like okay, mama was what We went over there? My daughter like we're
• 49:24
  there, I thought, you know my dad My dad thought too. He
• 49:28
  was like, oh, they're just you know, we're just gonna tell her
• 49:30
  what the is going on? Said yoo, what's up, bitch? Like
• 49:36
  how many seen chauss? Like? Was it like too? And did you
• 49:38
  leave a mark? Like? I was like, fuck, lady, what
• 49:44
  the fuck and I just was it just you know, who are you with?
• 49:50
  Hit me? Friend? She's a fucking cousin door. I'm calling the
• 49:52
  police. She's a mom. I called the fucking police. Bitch, you
• 49:55
  just hit my kid? Fuck you up? You know? Oh she was
• 50:00
  on and yeah, fool was fucking my mom's all trying to kick the fucking
• 50:02
  door into their house, Like, hey, let's fucking go. Did you
• 50:07
  ever go? Did you ever kick it with that homie? Fool? Every
• 50:09
  day? That was a homie food? Like what the fuck? One time?
• 50:15
  Yeah, it was just like just some rich ship. I don't know,
• 50:21
  bro, I told you. In my neighborhood there was this man.
• 50:23
  His name was Looney. Like that's what they fucking knew doing. But like
• 50:28
  he at that house that he was retarded, pretty looney. Don't go there
• 50:32
  was he retarded or what? He was a fucking loony ass, weird man.
• 50:35
  I don't know what the fuck he did, but they called him.
• 50:37
  Love was probably so that food. One time, fool, he was walking
• 50:40
  down the street of our house, like like on our street and it's a
• 50:45
  dirt road, you can see it walking. We're like, what the fuck
• 50:47
  is this fool walking? And then uh, our neighbor called. He's like,
• 50:52
  hey, that's fucking looney walking. He was walking for He had a
• 50:54
  big ass three fifty seven in his just fucking walking down the street food head
• 51:00
  for food, dirt, roll dog dirt, straight up dirt, one light
• 51:02
  post with the light, darkest fuck streets, a little bit of pavement on
• 51:08
  some like a patch of pavement, you know what I'm saying, But straight
• 51:15
  fucking desert. This was walking right there with the fucking gun. And then
• 51:19
  like five minutes later and he fucking took off in a desert in his car
• 51:23
  and they went and chased him. And I don't know if he went to
• 51:27
  jail or what. But everyone always knew that that food was a weirdo because
• 51:30
  they called him looney. He was a crazy person. He was a weirdo.
• 51:36
  Have you ever met somebody like that? Xaber, Because I feel like
• 51:38
  sometimes when you're younger, like when you're younger, I feel like they tell
• 51:43
  you stuff like that about certain people, and it's just to keep you away
• 51:46
  because the adults know the truth. Like somebody be like, oh nobody,
• 51:51
  and then like they won't tell you why, but like your parents probably like
• 51:53
  your parents probably know that was a Tromon or something like that. What do
• 51:58
  you want to blunt? What are you talking about? I said, I
• 52:05
  feel like sometimes parents knew the fools are weirdos. Yeah, like what I
• 52:09
  mean by weirdos? Like, let's just say like some fool knew that this
• 52:12
  fool was a troumo, right, and then there's like nobody Yeah yeah,
• 52:16
  and then and be like it's k's local, but like, but the reality,
• 52:21
  bro, like that fool was probably like a troumo or some ship.
• 52:23
  Like that fool was like you probably had done some ship to some kids.
• 52:27
  There was fucking uh, what the fuck was I gonna tell you talking about
• 52:30
  that ship? But your homie, oh yeah, I know. But this
• 52:36
  said something about, well, there was this man. I remember we were
• 52:42
  fucking right there and the detectives came to our house and d what the fuck?
• 52:49
  He's like, hey, talk to my dad and he asked him.
• 52:51
  He's like, hey, this the house behind you. That man he just
• 52:54
  got out of prison and he have to let you guys know that he lives
• 53:00
  right here because you have children. And he's like, this guy is like
• 53:06
  a fucking weird He's also yeah, They're like he can't. They're like he's
• 53:15
  like, if this and he's even outside and walking in his yard or whatever
• 53:21
  you call us, if if if he even tries to talk to the kids
• 53:27
  or whatever, call us let us know. We're like, damn trip out.
• 53:30
  And it was the old ladies, the old lady there and then her
• 53:34
  son moved in there. Dude, we never he never tried to talk to
• 53:37
  We never seen him, but would have been just like for every little thing
• 53:42
  like that night. Trip was like, hey, we never seen that guy.
• 53:44
  I would have been like, I would have been like he was looking
• 53:46
  at me like this, No, but we never We just heard about it.
• 53:51
  And then we never seen that guy ever. I don't know what the
• 53:53
  fuck happened to him or if he even did go there. What the It
• 53:58
  was weird though, but they let us no. And then there was another
• 54:00
  man who lived down the streets. I don't know if he was, but
• 54:02
  he would always be like, hey, you guys, are you guys thirsty?
• 54:06
  You guys want water? And he would be like, look at these
• 54:07
  cool ice cubes. I'm like, man, fuck these fucking nice The fuck.
• 54:14
  He was just a fucking weird But I'm telling you it's rich Chriss is
• 54:20
  like I don't know. Dog. It was like different out there. It
• 54:22
  was like anytime I think about cities like that, Press was like it was
• 54:27
  like like safe little spot like you go to that's desert. Tell me Albertson's
• 54:31
  dog, your your car, But it's desert. Those are down It's desert,
• 54:37
  right, it's desert. Okay, So like a lot of desert like
• 54:39
  towns were not for nothing, Like they're kind of like for the outcast.
• 54:44
  It don't seem like an inviting type of environment like what like I remember,
• 54:49
  like look, I tell your story for nah, so one time they're not
• 54:52
  superbal homes like those. Tell me how what do you think? It's like
• 54:57
  like, oh, fucking Crystal Butcher. Fucking No, it's like a little
• 55:02
  town. It's fucking rolls and ship sick gass houses, nice hous houses,
• 55:08
  full schools, high school, fucking suburb of parks, nice ass fucking parks.
• 55:14
  Everything done. It's just it's just in the middle of the desert.
• 55:19
  Like you get there and then you're like cool. But the city it's like
• 55:22
  there's a parks, there's fucking there's just no downtown where you see building skyscrapers.
• 55:28
  There's nothing, but there'll be like there's like this, you know,
• 55:31
  the fucking you know, you have your fucking city hall, you have all
• 55:37
  your shopping centers, everything the same. It's in the middle of the desert.
• 55:40
  It's like taking your town and then putting it in the middle of the
• 55:45
  desert. Do they have that one town? I mean that one store that
• 55:49
  like they used to work out what's oh Ziggis. They definitely don't have a
• 55:52
  Ziggis. There's only Ziggis. Oh no, no, no, like any
• 55:55
  head shops out there, Like is that what you're talking about? Nothing but
• 56:00
  pookies. No, there isn't. There wasn't no like smoke shops or nothing.
• 56:05
  It was like a liquor store. That movie theater obviously, Yeah there's
• 56:07
  a movie theater. Yeah. Food, there's everything. There's Walmart, There's
• 56:13
  there's no Target. Look. Because the reason I said that was because,
• 56:15
  you know, one time, one time I went to you know what the
• 56:19
  THEO is telling me, like Diglesia. Yeah, like a retreat. So
• 56:23
  one time I went food. I went undercover dog for this like Pentecostal retreat,
• 56:28
  right, And I was doing it for like a school project because I
• 56:30
  was taking World Religious to get my communications degree, and food so I'm over
• 56:35
  there and I went to this Pentecostal retreat and they're just like, oh,
• 56:37
  it's gonna be a long road, right, but like food, we were
• 56:39
  already heading there at night and I'm like, I don't want to drive to
• 56:42
  the desert at night. What the fuck, dude? And food, Like,
• 56:45
  we get away from the city and then you start seeing all the stars,
• 56:47
  and then you get there and it's all pitched black for it's these houses
• 56:51
  and these fucking dirt roads and ship but it's all desert. And on the
• 56:54
  way like to there, like all you all you saw was a Walmart and
• 56:58
  the McDonald's in the same parking lot, and then like one or two little
• 57:00
  stories, and then after that it was all just different resident now Apple Valley
• 57:05
  same and it was bigger, yeah, and it was just like and I
• 57:07
  just remember driving by certain houses and yeah, there was nice ass houses there,
• 57:12
  baller ass houses they could tell like houses that like, so some fools
• 57:15
  in the cartel bought his aunt or his or his mom something somebody, dude.
• 57:19
  But there was also some creepy looking ass fucking houses with some people.
• 57:22
  I'm like, I even asked them, like, does anybody even live there?
• 57:24
  And they're just like, yeah, I would never be a heat that
• 57:25
  it was there or like somebody and I'm just like what the fuck, Like
• 57:30
  there's probably like a collection of dead bodies back there or something. There's some
• 57:32
  places before. I'm telling you, dog, that's that's how it is.
• 57:36
  Like that, that's how Riche Crest is. But what were we talking about?
• 57:40
  Rich Rich Cris is right next to a big ass Navy base that were
• 57:45
  it's like the like a lot of the homies were from the Like their parents
• 57:50
  were in the Navy. Lot of the foods I went to school with.
• 57:52
  Their parents were in the Navy, so they had their house right there.
• 57:54
  You're when you're in the navy base, like they give you your path and
• 57:59
  ship and it's like kind of like a gang of condos. And at least
• 58:04
  there, it's like a gang of condos. Who and it's and but you'll
• 58:09
  have like your yard a little bit. Yeah, and it's like free everything,
• 58:15
  damn. Like all those fools have free everything. But they have like
• 58:17
  a store on base where they could get clothes and ship for super cheap and
• 58:22
  like CDs and music and ship. Yeah, like like our foods in the
• 58:28
  military, they have stores. They can get like a PS five and ship
• 58:30
  like that. Yeah, well, we went to school on Bass, like
• 58:36
  our middle school was. You would have to you have to go into the
• 58:39
  base and go to middle school. It was cool. And I remember when
• 58:45
  my dad would have to pick me up. He would have to get off
• 58:47
  fucking get go, get a past to get onto the base. You would
• 58:52
  have to do that and he so yeah, so that's how it was,
• 59:00
  like normal ship. So homies would have like parties on base at their house
• 59:06
  or like there was like this little civic center that people would have birthday parties
• 59:09
  at and food. You could play basketball there and shit, and we would
• 59:13
  go there. And what we broke curfew. We were in a fucking police
• 59:17
  station at the base because we're like at that place walking home because we lived
• 59:23
  like if you go off base, you keep going straight this big ass road
• 59:28
  you just turned and you you know, we lived there, somebody lived there.
• 59:32
  Yeah, So we were walking home and the cops seen us and they
• 59:37
  pulled us over and they brought us in and my dad had to pick us
• 59:38
  up. It was like fucking ten at night. Those thoes are all crazy
• 59:43
  about curfew, you know. It was like eleven thirty at night and they
• 59:47
  they arrested us, not arrested, but took us into the station. My
• 59:52
  dad had to pick me curfew. Yeah no, I mean, now,
• 59:59
  like what do you mean by police? Yeah, they don't have a cripe.
• 1:00:01
  Now they did, but like it wasn't even like that enforced. Like
• 1:00:05
  I just remember, there was only certain spots like if I would go out
• 1:00:07
  to eat or go watch a movie, a city walk or something like that,
• 1:00:09
  you'll have like the security foods trying to tell you, like hey,
• 1:00:12
  like you have to need to have a chaperone and ship. Like we go
• 1:00:15
  to the mall and they wouldn't like, like I said, it wouldn't tell
• 1:00:17
  you you got to go home. Yeah, I can't just kick get them
• 1:00:20
  all past ten o'clock. It was past ten like then we look, we
• 1:00:22
  were obviously in middle school, so it's not even like we have cars.
• 1:00:25
  Well past ten o'clock. Nobody wants to be kicking it at the mall.
• 1:00:28
  Bro, it's sucking. They Oh no, But there was like a bowling
• 1:00:30
  alley in the movies thing. It was like a whole things who went to
• 1:00:34
  movies and then by the mall and the you got a movie, you gotta
• 1:00:37
  take it to the movies. If not, you gotta go home. No
• 1:00:38
  loitering type of shit. You're just like, you've been on a military base.
• 1:00:43
  Na, I've never been on a military base. I get scared.
• 1:00:46
  Yeah, you have to go through, you have to show your idea and
• 1:00:50
  all this shit. I remember one time, what no going going? No?
• 1:00:55
  Yeah, one time, fucking we went to the I had my homie,
• 1:00:59
  went to go get tattooed by my homie and he was out of navy.
• 1:01:04
  He worked his he lived with his brother in law on base, and
• 1:01:09
  we had to go into the base and we had fucking bud mahomie had shrooms.
• 1:01:14
  Were like, what the fuck? He's like, oh, dog,
• 1:01:16
  you guys can't like, you can't even blaze in the backyard right here.
• 1:01:20
  You can have no weed. Dog. He's all these tuoes are like cops,
• 1:01:23
  so you can't even blaze it here. We're like, oh damn for
• 1:01:25
  real. Yeah. So I was like, all right, cool, I
• 1:01:28
  just dropped off my homie. I dropped off my homie and just did a
• 1:01:31
  U turn and left and I just no, I just left and I went
• 1:01:37
  into the fucking the city right next to the I don't even know what base.
• 1:01:42
  It was it was up north and uh chilled there and then mahomie when
• 1:01:45
  he was done, my homie brought him off the base and we just picked
• 1:01:49
  him up. But yeah, fuck that should being on base fool. Everyone
• 1:01:52
  is like a cop dog. Like every fool on there, they're like they're
• 1:01:57
  like a cop. Well, even if you're cool, like these suos ain't
• 1:02:00
  cool, you know what I'm saying, Like this is trying to be cool,
• 1:02:04
  but they're not cool. Like if you're blazing it and you're on base,
• 1:02:06
  I'll be like, hey, what's going on, dude? Don't be
• 1:02:09
  like com here? Who are you with? Who are on this Who are
• 1:02:13
  you on this base with? That's the presidence worship fucking neighbor right here,
• 1:02:16
  and you'll be like, oh, this is my old neighbor I'm visiting,
• 1:02:20
  Like all right, place, this place is where you gotta follow the rules
• 1:02:23
  of course the military. I got there why, I said, all right,
• 1:02:30
  that's why I took off, Like those those were places where that's I'm
• 1:02:36
  not going into the Yeah, like I know prop it can't take the prop
• 1:02:40
  And I was like, I know prope and gets in anywhere prop, but
• 1:02:44
  you don't really want to find out at a military base. I have.
• 1:02:47
  I think I have the propen to have a propen and fucking When I was
• 1:02:52
  in a I wasn't at the All Star Game. You took it. I
• 1:02:57
  took a baker at the All Star Game. Took what I didn't know they
• 1:03:00
  I took a blinker. Everyone was standing up. I a blinker at the
• 1:03:04
  Star and I posted that ship. I didn't see it. I saw that
• 1:03:07
  they got They saw a video of you moving something now and you see that
• 1:03:10
  video. They were like, look at me, because you was at the
• 1:03:13
  Super I was that not the Super well, the Raiders versus Rams. I
• 1:03:15
  was at the bad Ass. I don't off everybody stand out the sign the
• 1:03:22
  fucking halftime show. We've rolled the stage on for some monthly or whatever.
• 1:03:30
  They they played the halftime show for the Rams and Raiders game. Really yeah,
• 1:03:37
  damn, that's where they're at right now. I remember that when they
• 1:03:39
  were like doing like that band food. They have a lot of ship food.
• 1:03:44
  They're like a like a og as band. Even though I'm like,
• 1:03:46
  I don't. I don't funk a lot. I don't funk around a lot
• 1:03:50
  with them, but they're like a solid They're straight up band. Fool like
• 1:03:53
  that band is world thamous. Yeah, dog like they have fucking a crew
• 1:04:00
  and tour like. Uh, they have their fucking crew of people that set
• 1:04:04
  up their ship for their tours and ship like they're a legit. They've been
• 1:04:08
  around since nineteen ninety five. Yeah, fool, some of these fucking og
• 1:04:14
  and I've seen them. I fucking rolled the stage up on the we're chilling
• 1:04:17
  right there before the game, like you see them practice and everything. We
• 1:04:23
  have to practice rolling the stage onto the fucking field, setting it up and
• 1:04:29
  break. You have to do it. No, yeah, fool, you
• 1:04:30
  have to do that ship. It's pretty tight. You guys at the practice.
• 1:04:35
  Why are you at them? I don't know. It's like there,
• 1:04:39
  you tell you're doing it there. Yeah, I don't know. I don't.
• 1:04:42
  You have to fucking do it in a certain time, so you get
• 1:04:45
  a like a minute. It's like a I feel like you're just part of
• 1:04:49
  the marching round. You get like two minutes to fucking take it up,
• 1:04:55
  roll it up on stage, put it together, and then you connect the
• 1:04:59
  fucking electricity to the fucking stage. And then those who go up onto the
• 1:05:03
  stage and then they start doing the thing, and then we wad off on
• 1:05:08
  the side that it's done, we go break it apart and take it back.
• 1:05:12
  So you have to practice to be able to do it under a certain
• 1:05:15
  time limit. So once you get it under a certain time limit, they're
• 1:05:17
  like, all right, we'll do that again. Don't have to heave.
• 1:05:21
  I was gonna ask you, are they really gonna shut down? Figure out
• 1:05:27
  they're not gonna repost. I don't really know that. I'm asking, like
• 1:05:29
  can they I mean they're trying to shut down the hotels or trying to get
• 1:05:31
  you know what, bro, It's like the thing is that that ship has
• 1:05:33
  gotten pretty bad. Bro. Like nobody's talking no way. It's it's like
• 1:05:39
  like I don't know, I don't know if you ever driven by on fake
• 1:05:42
  Tommy, but are actually going by the neighborhoods. But that ship is bad
• 1:05:45
  because like there's a lot of schools around there, and like like when when
• 1:05:48
  it's time for the kids to go to school, like you already got to
• 1:05:51
  deal with some homeless, which you already can't fucking face in California, but
• 1:05:55
  the fact that you got like little kids walking around while there's like five prostitutes
• 1:05:59
  on the corner and they gotta like walk around these bitches. They're half naked.
• 1:06:02
  You know, people that are people that are driving up to see these
• 1:06:05
  women are fucking degenerates. They're in like like horny ass fools or like foods
• 1:06:11
  that are there, Yeah, manyoxa fools. Like you don't want those people
• 1:06:15
  around kids number one, and let alone. The kids gotta walk to schools.
• 1:06:17
  And it's not just on fig I see that ship on Western when I
• 1:06:20
  go hiking all the fucking time, bro, these these fucking holes are out
• 1:06:24
  there at fucking seven o'clock in the morning on Western, uh like pretty much
• 1:06:30
  damn near butt naked, trying to get all the all the fucking construction workers
• 1:06:32
  and all the people that are going towards the fucking one on one freeway just
• 1:06:35
  to do their like business literally like and and and I see and I see
• 1:06:40
  kids, Like, I don't like whatever, bitch, If you're gonna in
• 1:06:43
  out there fucking sucking dick and you're getting paid for it, go ahead,
• 1:06:45
  bitch. But like when I see these kids and like the moms having to
• 1:06:48
  walk around the sas, having to walk the kids to school or to drop
• 1:06:51
  them off, and they're like they're like, oh no, no, I
• 1:06:54
  still loud or like no no, no, no. Comanis like this is
• 1:06:57
  the streets, like what the fuck? Just look these like why you gotta
• 1:07:00
  to be like these kids can't go to school no more, like you know,
• 1:07:02
  because you're asked us to see some pussy Like sorry, but the goal
• 1:07:05
  is to shut down the hotel. The hotel, Yeah, the hotel,
• 1:07:08
  And to be honest, you think that would affect it those yes, bro,
• 1:07:12
  those motels are sucking. They're they're they're like hubs for fucking trafficking people.
• 1:07:15
  Dog Like literally, kidnap people will end up at those fucking hotels.
• 1:07:21
  Dog literally, kidnap people will end up in those hotels. Somebody will fucking
• 1:07:27
  somebody out the street take this base to the like like a whole place like
• 1:07:30
  the like the Royal Hawaiian or the Royal Inn by manual Arts like that fucking
• 1:07:34
  type of place. Like those hotels. Have you ever got a room in
• 1:07:38
  those? Not to bother anything, but like when you're younger, that's what
• 1:07:41
  you're getting when room to do nos or like or like hotel, we're not
• 1:07:45
  gonna get to go and do no no no, but we were younger.
• 1:07:48
  But I'm saying like yeah, I'm not saying that he got a prostit to
• 1:07:55
  he don't. I don't think you get a prostitu right now if at this
• 1:07:58
  age, if he was maybe but but but but room. The hotels are
• 1:08:01
  the hotels are neighborers who like they're they're like any hotel. Yeah, they're
• 1:08:05
  enabling these these fucking these type of things to go on because a lot of
• 1:08:10
  people, like believe it or not, they get traffic through this ship,
• 1:08:13
  bro, Like they really get traffic through these motels. Are Like there'll be
• 1:08:15
  somebody that will be like, hey, like the pimp is staying in one
• 1:08:18
  room and they got four bitches staying in the room down there, and if
• 1:08:21
  any of these bitches fucking try to leave, this motherfucker will be right there
• 1:08:25
  to check these bitches. Dog. And like the people that own these fucking
• 1:08:29
  these these these motels like it's like no, no, bro, it's like
• 1:08:33
  I've been to somebody hotels like they'll be they'll literally will be like it's like
• 1:08:38
  the Indian person doesn't really speak that much English that owns it with some dude
• 1:08:41
  like named rock Cash or some ship and they have a sign it says warning
• 1:08:45
  no prostitution. Yeah, it's so weird because you're like and it's a huge
• 1:08:47
  sign and it's like huge. It's like you're not condone this, it's like
• 1:08:50
  big and I've only seen it here saying hey, prostitutions here pretty much pretty
• 1:08:55
  much sound yo, this is where we fuck. This is where we fun
• 1:08:58
  because they don't have that ship. They don't have that ship at any Marriott.
• 1:09:01
  They don't have that ship at any It's called no solictening, no prostitution,
• 1:09:06
  like really like right where you at the hotel lobby, at the ghetto
• 1:09:10
  hotel lobby that you go, Okay, when I got the Nicole Nicle calls
• 1:09:14
  me this, yeah, like those kind of h Yeah, that's where I
• 1:09:16
  figured out. I was thinking. I was like, oh, I've been
• 1:09:17
  around those that rooms are bad. Yeah, like when I when I remember
• 1:09:20
  when I want to go pick her up, and I was just like,
• 1:09:23
  oh my god, why did you choose this place? And so it's bad.
• 1:09:27
  Yeah, Like I was like, man, I ain't been here since
• 1:09:29
  like my homie's funeral and all like and and I already know like that ship
• 1:09:32
  it was just bad, bro. So you think the hotel the hotels,
• 1:09:36
  I think it'll I think it would definitely help, you know, like like,
• 1:09:41
  but the thing is like and then here's the thing other people will say
• 1:09:43
  and be like, that's why you should legalize it, bro. Not all
• 1:09:46
  these bitches that are out there are doing it because they all know that the
• 1:09:49
  pussy pays the bills if you sell it. Bro, some of these bitches
• 1:09:53
  are held there like in captivity, like you hold the fucking chimp or or
• 1:09:58
  a fucking animal in a cage. Like now, these bitches ain't there talking
• 1:10:01
  about often be rich if of selling this pussy. Like, not all of
• 1:10:03
  them are under fucking sexy red ship, bro, Like, yes, some
• 1:10:09
  of them are. But just because you're gonna get rid of the hotels or
• 1:10:12
  you're gonna are you're gonna make it legal, doesn't mean that it's gonna eliminate
• 1:10:15
  the fact that they're still illegally. What have you seen on Soft Fight Underbelly?
• 1:10:19
  We've seen what did you see that you said? These prostitutions have said,
• 1:10:24
  I like doing this. My family tells me that I don't have to
• 1:10:26
  do this taking it out. They're like that live I live on the streets.
• 1:10:30
  Have you not right? We've seen those videos on Soft Fight Underbelly.
• 1:10:32
  Bitches, I want to live on the streets. Who are they manipulated?
• 1:10:34
  Are they brainwashed? I think so? But they do have the world to
• 1:10:38
  do whatever they have a pimp they claim not to. You know what's crazy,
• 1:10:43
  Like there's a there's an unspoken rule too, man like in fucking figure
• 1:10:45
  o a dog, Like all these bitches that are out there and the street
• 1:10:47
  right now, they have a rule. They're like they won't take a black
• 1:10:49
  customer, yeah, bro, because they're like these are the food, Like
• 1:10:54
  they associate the black customer with them getting kidnapped or robbed or raped. Pimp
• 1:11:00
  out don't like rob the rape like or like traffic Like somebody would be like,
• 1:11:03
  oh yeah, and it's crazy, like it's like it's on fake that
• 1:11:06
  Sh'S a real big issue. Motherfuckers would just be looking to just to get
• 1:11:11
  a bit and be like oh yeah, like I'm no, I'm gonna take
• 1:11:13
  seeing pimps. Take you to my room. I've seen pimps before, like
• 1:11:15
  right there. They don't look like what you think. No, I know,
• 1:11:19
  yeah, I know, like the like they I've seen nobody expect.
• 1:11:23
  They look like, yeah, they look like grimy ass motherfuckers. Bro.
• 1:11:26
  They look like somebody who will fucking like hit your mom or ship, you
• 1:11:29
  know, and like somebody who just like they literally look like fools, scary
• 1:11:32
  fucking just like a fool that's not afraid to beat a bitch up. Yeah,
• 1:11:36
  like you ever see something you ever ever you ever seen somethingol and you're
• 1:11:41
  just like, I don't want to be judgmental, but you look like a
• 1:11:44
  motherfucker that'll beat the ship like a ship, like fools of facets. That's
• 1:11:47
  how I feel sometimes. Nah, I can't see post Malone beating I can
• 1:11:53
  see him beating up with Jake. I said some people face that. I'm
• 1:11:57
  like, whoa, I know, if I pissed you off, you're gonna
• 1:12:00
  fucking punch me in the face because look at your face. You don't care.
• 1:12:01
  Like Baldacci like he's super worms for me. Yeah that's saying like that's
• 1:12:14
  yeah, he's like he's fucking there. He did. He didn't funk around,
• 1:12:17
  bro, Yeah you around find out with him. He got everything tatty.
• 1:12:20
  Yeah, but that was like he's more or less like he he's pretty
• 1:12:26
  much like he's in the he's in the like his own kind of lane where
• 1:12:28
  like he like that's like a booking type of thing like whenever you need somebody
• 1:12:31
  that's like heavily tattered like a villain and a thing like he for sure and
• 1:12:35
  I'm gonna shave my head. I was get a whole fucking tattoo on my
• 1:12:40
  whole head. And and I was with them one time at the strip club
• 1:12:43
  with George. Bitches love that ship. Strippers love that ship. Stripper love
• 1:12:48
  that ship. We went to striple It with him, and I was there
• 1:12:50
  and the girls just like they weren't talking to me. They're like, I
• 1:12:53
  want to with the face tests that was down, that will protect me,
• 1:12:59
  you know though you do know that, I don't know. I feel like
• 1:13:01
  the face tax thing lost their value of like of like toughness or like it
• 1:13:06
  depends on what face tattoo. Like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like no,
• 1:13:10
  I'm not not no, I'm saying like I'm saying, like now,
• 1:13:15
  yeah, like he's been in jail. He has tattoos where like anybody can
• 1:13:17
  recognize and be like hey, fool, like that's not for decorations. But
• 1:13:20
  like now, bro with like the SoundCloud era of wrap that happened. It
• 1:13:25
  became such a trendy thing where like fools will get it just so the fact
• 1:13:29
  that they could be like, well, I don't have to get a job,
• 1:13:30
  or I fucking made this promise to myself and be like I gotta fucking
• 1:13:34
  grind it out, and now I can't get a regular job. I got
• 1:13:36
  no choice, Like you idiot, you just made life harder for you.
• 1:13:41
  Someone did, Someone's done. This is the excuse all these young motherfuckers use.
• 1:13:45
  Bro, I get a face that that means I'm in the game.
• 1:13:46
  Like, there's no like, let's just say all right, let's just let's
• 1:13:50
  just say, let's just dude, this is I swear to God. I
• 1:13:54
  swear to fucking God. Bro, this is a real thing. Let's just
• 1:13:57
  say xabers like like, let's just say like the homie guy or to come
• 1:14:00
  through and here to be like I'm gonna get a microphone here and they smiley
• 1:14:02
  and crying face here. That way, my prayers know, my parents and
• 1:14:06
  everybody else will know. I'm in it for real. There's no going back.
• 1:14:11
  Can never get a regular job or become a part of society. My
• 1:14:14
  dreams have to come through. Like, Bro, you put yourself under such
• 1:14:16
  a big amount of pressure when you do shing like that, where it's like,
• 1:14:19
  hey, bro, like, let's just say you might not like,
• 1:14:21
  like what if I would have tatted my whole face up during those years I
• 1:14:25
  was rapping, like chat all up? Then I would be like, damn,
• 1:14:28
  bro, you know how hard it would be to do stand up?
• 1:14:30
  You know how hard it would be to do anything when my motherfucker's making an
• 1:14:31
  assumption already of it. I put I would put myself in a box.
• 1:14:35
  You can fucking paint yourself yellow and dude can't stand up and just talking.
• 1:14:42
  Hey motherfuckers, if you can tat it up, I don't think it makes
• 1:14:46
  the difference. If you're all fucking face tatted up doing comedy, it's that's
• 1:14:53
  different. That's different. You can't add it to comedy, dick. You
• 1:14:55
  could you say it to something else, you'd be like this, motherfucker,
• 1:14:58
  you don't just for being my lawyer all tanned up on his face, but
• 1:15:01
  like, that's who are Attorney rose Like, Oh, he's the lawyer.
• 1:15:06
  You're like, yeah, if Attorney Rosenberg was all he was a bad guy,
• 1:15:13
  Is there tedd lawyers? Hell? Yeah, I don't know. I'm
• 1:15:17
  pretty sure there's a there for sure. You ever, you don't ever see
• 1:15:21
  those fucking people, Like what is some lady that she's like she has like
• 1:15:27
  her face is like done all crazy, like she has tattoos all over her
• 1:15:30
  face and like her she has like implants and her head's all weird and they're
• 1:15:34
  like, lawyer fucking this She's like this, this is a lawyer. Oh
• 1:15:40
  I know what you're talking about? Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you
• 1:15:44
  know what's crazy though, man, like like the the thing that trists me
• 1:15:46
  out for some ship, Like what is like the judge people? Dog?
• 1:15:51
  Like who the fuck? Like are these people like what they do for her
• 1:15:55
  living? Like what do they do on their free time? Bro? Because
• 1:15:57
  like the judge is ultimately the person that kind of the quote on Cole who
• 1:16:00
  judges you? Right? Like so like what does the judge do? Yeah?
• 1:16:03
  God, Like I'm over here wondering, like bro, Like these people
• 1:16:05
  hold so much power bro, Like that's just they play golf. No,
• 1:16:10
  but like when it like what if some what if some of these fools are
• 1:16:14
  like assholes? Like what a one food? After he goes back home,
• 1:16:15
  he's like, yep, every black guy I saw guilty And then he goes
• 1:16:18
  back home and it goes hell Hitler, you know what I mean, like
• 1:16:21
  you know what I mean, Like you don't fucking know they give they get,
• 1:16:26
  trust me, I'm pretty sure they get because they go face. They
• 1:16:30
  buy hookers on face, don't go by. They can't just say this motherfucker
• 1:16:32
  is guilty. They gotta go through. That's why you have your motherfucking jury
• 1:16:38
  and the jury because he can't just be like, this fool is guilty.
• 1:16:42
  He could be like this, what is guilty? But these eight of these
• 1:16:45
  motherfuckers said now, So he's like all right, yeah, but can the
• 1:16:50
  judge go against that? Let's just say the jury like, let's just say
• 1:16:55
  y'all yeah, like he's not I know, yeah, Like what like what
• 1:16:59
  can the judge to do that? Like the jury of twelve No, because
• 1:17:01
  then the side no. But like like hear me out though, hear me
• 1:17:04
  out, Tommy, hear me out though. Like if the jury fucking says
• 1:17:10
  like eighty percent of the jury says, hey, fucking Exavier did it,
• 1:17:13
  but I'm like I'm the judge and I'm like, nope, Xavier didn't do
• 1:17:15
  it. Can judge have the power doing it? Yes? Yeah, no,
• 1:17:19
  the jury, the jury decided when it comes down to it, Yeah,
• 1:17:23
  judge can veto it. That's what I'm saying though all the time,
• 1:17:26
  because why did That's why he had twelve motherfucker? Yeah, then then how
• 1:17:30
  did judge there's twelve there's twelve years. He's the final fucking sealed the deal
• 1:17:35
  dog, Everything went through them. Now he's the he's the one. He's
• 1:17:39
  the one that the evidence you can use are saying. The judge ends up
• 1:17:44
  having the power the last saying give you how much? How much the last
• 1:17:46
  say how much time you do? He can give you how much time you
• 1:17:49
  do? He can say whatever he wants. She knows how much time.
• 1:17:54
  How much time you do. I'm gonna give you sixty years from being an
• 1:17:57
  asshole boom. They could do that, but they there's a reason. There's
• 1:18:00
  like jury, deary, it's for your twelve peers of yourselves, go there,
• 1:18:04
  listen to the thing, and they decide if look at OJ had nothing
• 1:18:08
  to do with the judge. They were trying to convince the jury they had
• 1:18:14
  nothing to do with the judge. Then the judge decided how much time they
• 1:18:16
  can give him. I don't know O. J. Simpson. Those motherfuckers
• 1:18:25
  were in on it because it was like right there in your face. It
• 1:18:29
  was like, look, was gonna call got everything but a picture of this
• 1:18:31
  motherfucker sad and these people, what the fuck do you want? They're like,
• 1:18:34
  Nope, it wasn't him. He got the other good what was about
• 1:18:38
  a call? Right now? I already told you who did it? He
• 1:18:42
  shout out to talk to him the other day. Yeah, shout out to
• 1:18:44
  well they will for real. He was at your couch the other day.
• 1:18:48
  Oh yeah, he was sleeping there. Hey, by the way that she
• 1:18:50
  brought his name up, he wants to buy some of that for what his
• 1:18:54
  needs. Chill. This fool fucking can't wait till after the motherfucking show.
• 1:19:00
  I don't know, I forgot all right whatever, Yeah, dog, Yeah,
• 1:19:02
  we're gonna have a talk. First of all, we pull up on
• 1:19:06
  Saturday and then yeah, and don't ever tell Exavier because he ends up saying
• 1:19:14
  it on air. But I said, insane thing. This is this is
• 1:19:17
  Xavier right now? Hey, Tommy, my friend wants to buy drugs off
• 1:19:20
  of you. Yeah, like whatever, it's just the way you said it,
• 1:19:28
  bro, tell me you got you and Brandon shop got the same brain
• 1:19:30
  damage. That's believe Brandon shab has some kind of brain damage from all those
• 1:19:35
  fossiles he took Bro the last couple of fights in his record sometimes dog,
• 1:19:44
  yeah, that's what Joe Rogan was like, hey man, you need to
• 1:19:46
  quit. Like but like I saw, I did not know how bad those
• 1:19:49
  beatings were. So I saw his video like the other day, and I
• 1:19:54
  saw the fucking like you like the videos of the aftermath. Even on the
• 1:19:58
  fight where he did win, he didn't hit his ass beat Holy ship,
• 1:20:01
  Bro, this motherfucker like a pop grape, No ship, dude, I
• 1:20:06
  just don't think we're ser grape the podcast. You like grapes, I mean,
• 1:20:12
  yeah, you know what grapes? Do you hear certain grapes like green
• 1:20:15
  grapes. I just don't like the ones with seeds them, Yeah, because
• 1:20:19
  I want to to eat because I want to fall mass seeds and then like
• 1:20:25
  then you end up chewing the seed too, and then they taste nasty.
• 1:20:29
  They start like rubber mad. I don't like fucking seeds in my fucking my,
• 1:20:34
  my, my fruits dog like like watermelon and ship. But you know
• 1:20:38
  what, that's the real water minute that's yeah, you have to have seed
• 1:20:41
  in it. You know. That's that's some ship too. Like have you
• 1:20:44
  ever tried the yellow watermelon have different colors. Now I want to try the
• 1:20:49
  pink pineapple. That ship looks finn this looks fire. That's some fake ship.
• 1:20:56
  If it's a colored dog, it ain't real not because like what about
• 1:20:59
  when you go to play this is like like Thailand or like fucking Brazil,
• 1:21:02
  and then they have those kinds of fruits, they just import them like they
• 1:21:06
  just like the dragon fruit. We didn't start real fruit like that. Yeah,
• 1:21:10
  cross brand. They ain't no fucking pink fucking pineapple. This real like
• 1:21:16
  on some real ship. There isn't one food. Trust. I think that
• 1:21:20
  either fake ship or it's some ship that they fucking brand that way to make
• 1:21:26
  be that way. That's not Yeah, but you but you have to make
• 1:21:29
  plants fuck for you to breed other plants, like that's how the boison berry
• 1:21:31
  was made. Like that's why nots Berry Farm is fucking legit. It's like
• 1:21:35
  weed that wasn't a bear, that wasn't that wasn't a berry before, like
• 1:21:41
  there was raspberry strawberries and then the food from NATS was like I'm gonna mix
• 1:21:44
  the BlackBerry with this one. Remember they did that ship in school and ship?
• 1:21:48
  Yeah, but that's how you make new fruits. Dog, so you
• 1:21:51
  could make pink pineapple. There has to be something wrong with that ship.
• 1:21:58
  It's like weed, purple weed. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah,
• 1:22:01
  purple weed is exotic. You had to pick your pink pineapple, he
• 1:22:06
  said, he can get. I've been trying to get it from marketplace for
• 1:22:10
  a while because they have them. Yeah, there's a fool who grows him
• 1:22:13
  like he has a farm and like he'll literally DM everybody. He'd be like,
• 1:22:15
  hey, we have like he'll sell them like like you'll be like thirty
• 1:22:20
  bucks, you'll get you No, you'll get a few for thirty bucks a
• 1:22:25
  couple, Yeah, like a couple, like it is. Pink pineapple is
• 1:22:28
  a variant of the standard pineapple pan. It is probably known for its pink
• 1:22:32
  colored flesh, which is said to be sweeter than the standard pineapple. Okay,
• 1:22:38
  then it's real. That's all it took for Tommy to convince bro Like.
• 1:22:42
  He didn't even see one, he didn't even taste one. You're you're
• 1:22:47
  such a sheep. You just like you see me. I'm like, I
• 1:22:50
  know, because I'm negotiating with this guy. I'm like, show me a
• 1:22:53
  picture. And when help was that I didn't start that's that just sounded good
• 1:22:57
  too, huh it did. Yeah, see what happens if you would just
• 1:23:00
  read Hey, I'm just telling you anything that's like like that not normal because
• 1:23:05
  pineapples, yellow dragon, What do you think is the worst food for you
• 1:23:09
  to eat right now? Bro? Not worse for banana's super gym out out
• 1:23:15
  bananana. They're supposed to be this small like they're not supposed to be like
• 1:23:17
  fucking you like the way you see them at the store. I haven't seen
• 1:23:20
  bananas that big man this. Yeah, it is bananas like that big you
• 1:23:27
  get there. There's those plantains you get there's a plantain, the one that
• 1:23:30
  eats oh yeah, organic bananas is different. They are smaller, the fucking
• 1:23:35
  big ass the big ass ones are plantains. Yeah, and then the little
• 1:23:41
  there's like little yellow. You can't eat the plantain like cruel, I don't
• 1:23:45
  think so. No, you have to cook that ship. But what about
• 1:23:47
  the monos? Don't they eat them too? Don't they hit them like?
• 1:23:50
  They don't need those, They don't need those. Yeah, but they have
• 1:23:54
  the same stomach. They don't eat those, yeah, but their taste buzzs
• 1:23:57
  are different. Yeah, but I don't think they eat those. Have you
• 1:23:59
  had a dragon fruit? Tell me? You know dragon fruit is right?
• 1:24:01
  Have you had it with a little it's like pink with the black little seeds.
• 1:24:05
  It's black little seeds. It's called it's like white. Yeah me.
• 1:24:11
  They're called paias in Spanish. You know what about you haven't had one?
• 1:24:15
  Right? I had a dragon fruit? But you foods know that that's what
• 1:24:17
  it's called, right, Yeah, you know that's what it's called. Right
• 1:24:20
  in Spanish. It's not paia, No, it's called paias. He come
• 1:24:28
  on, that's just kind of weak. Yeahrbage, Like I only handle certain
• 1:24:34
  amount of bess before I'm like, it's all water. But it's good for
• 1:24:45
  you. That ship makes you ship. It makes you ship pretty good.
• 1:24:48
  A lot of those fruits make you You know what scared me when I was
• 1:24:50
  a kid, bro like drinking those ligua you know, like when you drink
• 1:24:54
  the mom betle. Have you ever drink one of the ones with the with
• 1:24:57
  the with the red beets and ship or and then you're taking ship and then
• 1:25:01
  you're like, because it's all fucking randish ship and then you're like, what
• 1:25:05
  the fuck? I remember when I was a kid, for I started crying
• 1:25:09
  in the bathroom. I thought, I thought I was like dying. I
• 1:25:12
  was like next day, I gave me some ashes to drink that was sitting
• 1:25:15
  there, and I was like, no, well, I thought it was
• 1:25:18
  like dying. I thought I was bleeding out for the tight. Some shit
• 1:25:20
  happened to us. So we had like a kick back back in the day,
• 1:25:25
  and I left early before that shit happened. But uh, we got
• 1:25:29
  super fucking wasted back in the day at the homies house and we ate takeys
• 1:25:32
  that day or you know the little too. I never heard of those,
• 1:25:38
  you know, are they still talks? You know, they're like the same
• 1:25:42
  the same ship spicy red Shildi thing. And we were wasted. We were
• 1:25:45
  taking shots like when we were young back in the day, and I had
• 1:25:47
  to go home. So I remember running home because I was gonna be late
• 1:25:50
  for my curfew, and I guess this kid ended up throwing up and he
• 1:25:55
  threw up all this red ship. So we called nine one because he thought
• 1:25:59
  he was dight damn. And the ambulance showed up and the mom was like,
• 1:26:03
  gip us all mister, and they just figured out what did the ambulance
• 1:26:14
  say? What did the abulage show up and say were you there? Well
• 1:26:16
  they were. Basically the mom almost got in trouble because technically the food was
• 1:26:20
  drunk lineration Ship dude, like this was like they let us drink. It
• 1:26:25
  was like, yo, you I can drink it downstairs. Episode we went
• 1:26:27
  and busted out the bed. The mom was fucking and then nobody could drink
• 1:26:31
  over there in the way it was yeah, food was still the food.
• 1:26:35
  Like CPS could have gone involved and ship. Yeah, Like, you don't
• 1:26:39
  never want to be the cool parent, bro, Like I want to be
• 1:26:42
  a parent, not a cool parent, a little bit of cool parent.
• 1:26:45
  Yeah, bro, but like you don't want to get you don't want to
• 1:26:46
  get a parent. You don't want to get known as the parent where motherfuckers
• 1:26:51
  go over there and uh like over there and rich Crest there was like we
• 1:26:58
  had one of the homies where his parents him do whatever, who's would go
• 1:27:01
  over there. Everyone would go over there, Like for the whole time everyone
• 1:27:03
  was over there, fools can fucking drink, motherfuckers be smoking bud and all
• 1:27:08
  that ship right there. The parents didn't give a fuck. The dad would
• 1:27:11
  be right there. He being on retarded young ship probably creepy, fucking old
• 1:27:16
  man. Nobody knew when you turn the team. Fucking I'm sure fucking something
• 1:27:24
  was going on. This motherfucker was too cool, you know, everybody was
• 1:27:26
  too cool, and fools would just do batshit over there food and straight up
• 1:27:34
  what the fuck. But there was there was one homie like that that we
• 1:27:39
  would do ship like that at his house just like that Fool's name is Jonathan.
• 1:27:42
  That fool's dad was. It's crazy food like that Foo's dad was super
• 1:27:45
  Christian bro, super fucking Christian bro. Like during the day he would work
• 1:27:50
  at the at the parka right, so like he was just working like they're
• 1:27:55
  and like he was super Christian bro, the nicest guy ever. And his
• 1:27:59
  son was a dirb ball not the nicest guy fucking like like just like bad
• 1:28:09
  kid food, but he was cool, you know, he's the homie shit.
• 1:28:12
  Yeah, but like you know, and I just remember like we're just
• 1:28:15
  like like he's like I remember, We're just like He's like, hey,
• 1:28:16
  you can get bottles of liquor. Your kids is gonna get it free.
• 1:28:18
  And I was like yeah, he was like you think you get a lot
• 1:28:21
  like and I was like yeah, He's like, let's throw a kickback.
• 1:28:24
  So me and handful we came up with this plan fool, we all started
• 1:28:28
  just ditching school, bro, Like, like just ditching school, like showing
• 1:28:30
  up in the front. I'll show up with back backpacks full of vodka,
• 1:28:34
  walking to this fool's apartment like and just going in there food. And it
• 1:28:38
  was like upstairs by USC food but between the hours of nine o'clock to like
• 1:28:43
  fucking four o'clock food beat it and smarted dog like, and I'm just like,
• 1:28:48
  how do the fuck does his dad have to coming home and praising God
• 1:28:53
  and doing the humanitarian work. He doesn't see that inn the trash can.
• 1:28:57
  There's a shit little vodka battle. I guess because he lived around USC,
• 1:28:59
  he's like oping, just won't even see thaddios or whatever. But like yeah,
• 1:29:02
  yeah, track. But like, bro, like this one was.
• 1:29:05
  This one was like bringing bitches from like other high schools and then boning them
• 1:29:10
  in his room. And he'll literally be like, Hey, I'm gonna go
• 1:29:12
  bone this bitch in my room and he's like, just don't break anything,
• 1:29:15
  and we'll be in his kitchen eat. Don't we roll the same age.
• 1:29:18
  We'll be right there fucking playing the PlayStation smoking weed just like but mostly drinking.
• 1:29:24
  Bro. I'm talking about like when you could hang like crazy. Bro,
• 1:29:27
  you're you're a whole cup full of vodka passing it around. Hey,
• 1:29:30
  let's go. That ship was fucking crazy. Bro. Shout out to Jonathan.
• 1:29:33
  I remember fucking when I was little, my cousin john like we were
• 1:29:39
  in fifth grade. I remember, we're in fifth grade. My cousin Johnny
• 1:29:42
  had this girlfriend and we went to her house and she lived like across the
• 1:29:45
  street from his uncle Carlos, my cousin, and fucking his uh his girlfriend's
• 1:29:53
  or their neighbor or something. She she's like, I'm going to the store.
• 1:29:55
  You guys want something, And I remember I was like, oh,
• 1:29:59
  can you give me cigarett? And she's like yeah, and we fucking I
• 1:30:04
  was like all right, and we bought cigarettes, some mus and and uh
• 1:30:09
  we we fucking were smoking cigarettes. Think we're cool coffee, walking around coffee
• 1:30:15
  and then fucking whatever, just smoking, just fucking smoking cigarettes, little ass
• 1:30:19
  kids. Well, and I'm like, dog, how the fuck did our
• 1:30:21
  parents not smell cigarettes on us? But they didn't smell it because they smoked
• 1:30:26
  cigarettes. Yeah, that's what it was, bro. Like what the president
• 1:30:35
  good. Yeah, dude, sick of come on, fool. Yeah,
• 1:30:45
  hey, maybe I lost my train of thought. We're talking about smoking cigarettes
• 1:30:50
  little kids. Oh yeah, like did you smoke cigarettes? Hey? For
• 1:30:54
  another story about smoking cigarettes. My cousin Johnny used to smoke cigarettes for wear
• 1:30:59
  in third grade, and then we used to walk smoking in third grade.
• 1:31:01
  Exactly not me, I don't he makes my cousin. No, my cousin,
• 1:31:08
  my cousin that food would walk on the fucking track and we were in
• 1:31:12
  third grade. He would kick he would kick the dirt because it was a
• 1:31:15
  dirt track, and he would kick dust so it looked like dust, and
• 1:31:18
  he would be smoking cigarette. You couldn't see the smoke because you think it
• 1:31:21
  was dust. Third grade. This motherfucker, you do badshit already. That's
• 1:31:26
  that's what you're not tricking no one. Yeah he's not. He's not tricking
• 1:31:29
  anyone. Dog, there was dust and a motherfucker was smoking dust too.
• 1:31:32
  Only think that was good for his lungs too? Is that's sitting there that's
• 1:31:35
  like nicotine. Yeah, that's not good. Makes the fuck that's way worse
• 1:31:40
  for your lungs. I look at my kid, I was like smoke,
• 1:31:41
  the smoke I'm talking. If you're from fucking far away, you see that,
• 1:31:45
  you see you just see a dust storm. You don't see this little
• 1:31:48
  smoke coming from right here. I remember one time, I think it was
• 1:31:53
  like first grade, dog and there was this kid in class fool and this
• 1:31:58
  started crying because his stomach was hurting, rights Like this was this will started
• 1:32:03
  crying because he told the teacher his stomach was hurting, right, And we
• 1:32:06
  didn't know why, right, And like I guess he had like a you
• 1:32:10
  know, like long story short food. So like this wool ends up and
• 1:32:13
  it's like a really bad pain fool. And and the teacher ends up asking
• 1:32:17
  him, and like he takes him outside and ask him, and you know,
• 1:32:20
  we ended up finding out two days later, this fool has swallowed these
• 1:32:24
  two coins from his dad's collection. Like they're like I don't know, I
• 1:32:28
  guess his dad was like a like a coin collector or something like that,
• 1:32:30
  and this fool has swallowed him to get back at him for some ship.
• 1:32:34
  He had to go to the hospital. Yeah, fool, he had to
• 1:32:36
  go to the like they had to take him out and he left. He
• 1:32:39
  was crying because I guess the stomach was hurting and ship like that. You
• 1:32:41
  know, he could have just put him in the trash. Can he fucking
• 1:32:45
  stupid? I think I think I think this foe kind of hated his dad
• 1:32:48
  though, like cause you know, he like he went after the thing that
• 1:32:51
  he cared about the most. He was a little black kid. Yeah,
• 1:32:55
  this fucking swallowed these coins. And then I remember, like me, I
• 1:32:58
  was like, but what kind of were they? Like like I thought it
• 1:33:01
  was. I was like the chocolate coins were like yeah, like they weren't
• 1:33:04
  first grade of course, bro, But I do remember that ship for this
• 1:33:08
  fo fucking just got up and he just started crying and he told the teacher
• 1:33:11
  he was like my stomach. He's like, why did you stom make her?
• 1:33:12
  Its so bad? He was like, I'll swallow these coins, and
• 1:33:15
  I just remember, like what the fuck? Bro? I just I remember
• 1:33:20
  like thinking, what the funk? But then I was like, hey,
• 1:33:23
  yeah we can play because they were all sorry. So I just remember just
• 1:33:27
  like and then like just remember like when that fool came back. He came
• 1:33:30
  back like a week later. First thing, everybody asked him why just swallow
• 1:33:33
  the coins? Like I just saw the coins got so annoying. That made
• 1:33:39
  that for cry again like hey, yeah, like he was like a little
• 1:33:43
  softy ass kid. Bro, Like I just remember like this for crying so
• 1:33:46
  many times. Bro, but this like I just remember the coins he ate
• 1:33:50
  they were like they were probably the one with the fucking Indian bitch on it,
• 1:33:54
  the gold one. Yeah, like a dude, you know, I
• 1:33:59
  was just gonna say there was and mysteing that kind of story like that.
• 1:34:01
  There was this one girl that was playing with with beans, you know,
• 1:34:04
  being without being I know what you talking about. Yeah, yeah, she's
• 1:34:08
  playing with the beans and this bitch put it in her nose and they had
• 1:34:11
  to call the fucking ambulance and the fire And I remember my mom's like,
• 1:34:14
  yea, that is about And I was just like throwing this mother because I
• 1:34:19
  mean, over some bullshit. This little girl just put a fucking bean in
• 1:34:23
  her nose and they just couldn't get him on the mouse freaking out. It's
• 1:34:26
  his kids are stupid, bro, Like some kids are sucking dumb. Your
• 1:34:30
  kids do ship like that? Yeah, Temmy, you can never give you
• 1:34:31
  a good scare. You're like, hey, like like you know how you
• 1:34:33
  like, don't put don't put the fucking spoon and the knife in the fucking
• 1:34:40
  running running with scissors. No, no, no, we watched them.
• 1:34:45
  We're always on them. But like my son, if there's little ship,
• 1:34:48
  he'll he'll be like what He'll he'll be like he I think, I don't
• 1:34:53
  know if it's fucking with us, but he'll just put that ship in his
• 1:34:56
  mouth, like he had this little fucking paw patrol fucking little fucking bulldog throwing
• 1:35:01
  his mouth, give me this ship. We're like, hey, hey,
• 1:35:03
  what was like you know what scares me? Though? Like you know how
• 1:35:06
  Tommy says he's talking about that like food, Like what about me? Like
• 1:35:11
  like, let's just say I have a kid, bro, and then this
• 1:35:13
  motherfucker's walking around this and I'm looking for an rs O pill and this motherfucker
• 1:35:16
  Just what do you do in that occasion if like your toddler's like, ah,
• 1:35:19
  swallow the rs OLD pill. You're just like, if I take him
• 1:35:23
  to the doctor's CPS, Well that's what if I if I if I watch
• 1:35:28
  him five hundred milligram episode with a baby, because think about it, what
• 1:35:32
  do you doing? Like, what would you do? Tommy? I'm not
• 1:35:35
  a parent, but like I literally I'm not taking him to the doctor for
• 1:35:39
  I'm sticking my finger nuptles throw making him throw up or something for like something's
• 1:35:43
  gonna happen, Like I'll be like food, like you know, like a
• 1:35:45
  dog throw it up for something. Bro, Probably that make him try to
• 1:35:48
  throw it up, didn't make him throw up like you see a little pastia
• 1:35:55
  come out. But if you just starting all fucking and that what we were
• 1:35:59
  saying, there's a cap one hundred milligram, it's like they don't even because
• 1:36:01
  like, let's just say he finds like not like the one hundred milligram cap.
• 1:36:05
  Let's just say a random kid. For sure, he gets a lot,
• 1:36:09
  but he'll live. Let's just say this baby finds one of the zones
• 1:36:13
  atomic bombs, rs O pills in your jar. Say they find your jar
• 1:36:17
  and kids think it's candy. Dad eats these all the time. They must
• 1:36:20
  be good for you. And then I also see dad take more than one,
• 1:36:25
  so let me take more than one. And there goes the zones fucking
• 1:36:29
  four or five hundred milligrams. He fucking babies all high. This will turn
• 1:36:31
  it too, Jimmy Newtron, Well, I mean that's why you put in
• 1:36:34
  the place where I have no access to that of course, no play smart
• 1:36:41
  people. Kids are smart too, though they know where the ship is.
• 1:36:44
  Somebody said write it out, man, I I they I say that day
• 1:36:49
  to have that experience with my son. I mean because I think about it,
• 1:36:55
  bro, like that shit can happen, bro like, and that happened.
• 1:36:59
  No, not for nothing though, Like that's just gotta be funny as
• 1:37:02
  fuck. What Like I know he's on it's like no ship like that.
• 1:37:09
  No, like when foods get their dogs high and ship. I'm like,
• 1:37:13
  dick, why dog you ever noticed that? Like it's just like, why
• 1:37:17
  what the fuck is that? Like my dog got drunk? Can you imagine
• 1:37:20
  the ship? You can talk to me with your kid though, Like if
• 1:37:23
  he's like seven and he's playing Minecraft and that's faded one hundred mills, not
• 1:37:27
  faded, it's blacked out. The homie had a bottle cut at the bottom
• 1:37:30
  just so he could get his dog high. He's like he likes it and
• 1:37:34
  blazing and ifore to get the bottle and he would come kick it, like
• 1:37:38
  what's up if he likes it? But I was like, did he know
• 1:37:44
  what's going on here? Is? He's just like there's a routine you remember
• 1:37:47
  before there'll be those videos of like the little black kids smoking and be like
• 1:37:50
  parent arrested because they passed the blood, and the film it with the kid
• 1:37:55
  like that ship was for those babies like that. I hate a few blunts
• 1:37:59
  already in their day. The way like those videos that I had seen it,
• 1:38:01
  Like the way he was holding it, he was like and then he
• 1:38:04
  kept going. I was like, he ain't even let the roach burn him.
• 1:38:09
  I had it. One time. I was in someone's house, some
• 1:38:11
  parents house, and we went there and I knew the mom, I knew
• 1:38:14
  the dad. I don'tally know the mom. He's like, oh, let's
• 1:38:16
  go to my house real quick. And I didn't know him like that,
• 1:38:17
  but I'm like for show. And he was like, I'm always buying wheat
• 1:38:20
  from him. So I was like, yo, let me buy announcemerre.
• 1:38:24
  He's like, oh yeah, pull up shure. He's like, come my
• 1:38:26
  house. We go in his house and then he gives me the weed that
• 1:38:29
  I'm buying. I give him the money and he's like you want to roll
• 1:38:30
  up? And I'm like, yeah, you know, because we're gonna smoke
• 1:38:33
  his weed, you know, because when you buy them smoke. I'm like,
• 1:38:35
  fuck, let's smoke rolls up a backwood and the fucking baby's there and
• 1:38:42
  the mom's there, and I'm like, go outside, right, I eat
• 1:38:47
  no mass. I look in the old dog and I'm there like, I'm
• 1:38:51
  like, bro, it's not even my baby, and I don't he white
• 1:38:55
  black, yeah, and blazing back was with the baby there, and I
• 1:39:01
  just took one hit. That's I gotta go. Would you smoke if real
• 1:39:05
  quick I could sit there? Would you smoke if there was a baby in
• 1:39:08
  the back seat? But it's not your baby? Nah, fool, It
• 1:39:12
  don't matter if Georgia or another baby. Dick. When you have kids,
• 1:39:17
  fool, you'll you'll know that when you like, it doesn't matter what the
• 1:39:23
  fuck cats around you, don't do that shit right there with the kid,
• 1:39:27
  I just trip out, like my neighbor window was open. My neighbor,
• 1:39:31
  my kid, he gnaws it dog, my neighbor that that fo fucking my
• 1:39:36
  neighbor. That neighbor had a fucking new baby dog, a newborn. Nofore
• 1:39:44
  would look over the fence and he'd be like, what's up? And and
• 1:39:45
  I'll be blazing it and I would I would leave like a joint on the
• 1:39:49
  fucking wall from the hit and then I fucking I fucking went in and then
• 1:39:56
  I came out and that food was blazing it like you know, he would
• 1:39:59
  be walking he blas and bring it back, but that his baby in his
• 1:40:00
  head. Yeah, and he was just chilling. He's hooking my first hot
• 1:40:05
  bug fucking joining in his mouth and he's off with the dog. And then
• 1:40:13
  yeah, fucking I was like, hey, I was like fucking week that.
• 1:40:19
  He's like, yeah, fucking one month, Like ah cool, Like
• 1:40:23
  he's like yeah already second hand, Yeah cool? No, like no,
• 1:40:28
  like he didn't even he didn't even realize I was telling him about the weed.
• 1:40:31
  You know. I was like, yeah, she's a month old dog,
• 1:40:34
  and he's like, yeah, dude, ain't that crazy? Both already
• 1:40:38
  I was like, fuck, didn't even face him, can't mess up the
• 1:40:42
  rotation, and he was just chilling. I was like, all right,
• 1:40:45
  and I fucking win. Put it on the floor. You rather him put
• 1:40:47
  it on the floor? A question though? Would him put it on the
• 1:40:50
  floor? I'm just tripping, like, Doug, he crazy? How crazy?
• 1:40:56
  Would you rather? Though? I put it on the wall because I
• 1:40:58
  thought he was gonna go put this away and come back and get the joint
• 1:41:00
  and That's why I went, would you rather catch your drink? Would you
• 1:41:03
  rather catch your kid drinking or smoking? What? Age doesn't matter? Smoking
• 1:41:09
  smoking smoking, he's drinking the this is all good. Gotta beat the if
• 1:41:15
  not we my I would, I would. I would prefer for them to
• 1:41:17
  be small. I have a homie, Like if I seen that one of
• 1:41:20
  my propens was missing, but I played stupid, and I'm like, I
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  hear you, motherfucker dick. I have a homie get his kids. His
• 1:41:29
  kids like a senior now or eleventh grade. I think he's a senior.
• 1:41:32
  But when that kid was like in sixth grade, probably yeah, and my
• 1:41:40
  homie he would like, I remember where I was like what the fuck this
• 1:41:44
  was drinking? He's like, oh, he's cool. He's just he's just
• 1:41:45
  gonna have one beer. I'm like why. I'm like, why the fuck
• 1:41:49
  is this no kid? And he's like, we're just all children right here.
• 1:41:54
  I'm like this motherfucker's like he was little grade and then I was like
• 1:41:59
  I was like, those are the kind of parents. And then and then
• 1:42:02
  for when he was a little older, he's like, yeah, I had
• 1:42:05
  to chill on him drinking, like I had to slow him down on the
• 1:42:09
  drinking because he wanted to drink a lot every day, so I had to
• 1:42:12
  chill him, chill him out. So he's back. He just chills he
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  you know, he he only drinks sometimes with me only. I'm like sure
• 1:42:18
  that. Motherfuckers. Those are the kind of problems. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:42:24
  Like you know how when sometimes like bro, you have bro being older now,
• 1:42:30
  my parents being older. Now, Bro, I now understand. And
• 1:42:33
  I don't even have to have a kid to know that the fucking fear that
• 1:42:36
  goes through your head when you're letting your child sleep at somebody else's house.
• 1:42:41
  And I mean it could have granted, if you're gonna make that decision,
• 1:42:44
  you're you're already considering that person a friend. But like still the thought,
• 1:42:47
  bro, you know what I mean that it's like there's so many so much
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  ship, bro, Like it's crazy, Like No, what tripped me out
• 1:42:55
  was my parents didn't care. Now that my parents are the consos TOI to
• 1:42:58
  night, my parents will be like, unger fuck whoever can spend the night.
• 1:43:01
  But it was weird how their parents had no idea where these kids were.
• 1:43:05
  They had never met me, they had never met my parents. They
• 1:43:09
  had oh like those homies that like their parents had no I don't care,
• 1:43:13
  Like like my parents would always be like, you're gonna tell my man,
• 1:43:16
  like there was some room, but I'm to sleep at my house. My
• 1:43:19
  parents really didn't care. You know. My parents like yo, so as
• 1:43:23
  long as their mom school, like I said, but not one. But
• 1:43:27
  I would know those kids that parents didn't care. Don no. Yeah,
• 1:43:30
  some parents did not give up. Get my listed. Yeah that's crazy,
• 1:43:41
  bro. Remember when they brought when that ship was a big scandal. I
• 1:43:44
  remember I said the night at my homies house and we woke up in the
• 1:43:47
  morning and they were They're like, oh, we're gonna have breakfast burritos and
• 1:43:51
  then uh it was like they had like everything put out like yeah dog.
• 1:43:59
  It was like I was like, damn what that ship cheese There was like
• 1:44:02
  shredded cheese. There was like me, there was like ship that you could
• 1:44:06
  put there's like sound side, but it was like white pet conte or something,
• 1:44:12
  you know, but it was the egg was right there just to put
• 1:44:16
  it in. I was like, what the fuck is like, yeah,
• 1:44:18
  make burritos. Everyone's just making It's crazy when you see somebody use their fucking
• 1:44:24
  table where it's all You're like, like, it's not just because of some
• 1:44:28
  Latino houses, bro. You're like, hey, this plate is dusty,
• 1:44:30
  bro like and it's been there. It is a part of the decoration.
• 1:44:33
  Like you're like, you know, you know, come at your house.
• 1:44:38
  You get fucking we needles, Yes, bombs fun compared to breakfast brito like
• 1:44:45
  that though, Oh yeah yeah. It was just like I remember there was
• 1:44:49
  like fucking they had uh yeah foods on some straight breakfast ship crazy and uh.
• 1:44:58
  I just always remember that ship. They had sour cream and ship and
• 1:45:01
  I was like, we do all that ship normal, but they were it
• 1:45:04
  was like all place like it was. I just always remember that ship when
• 1:45:09
  I say the night, stay the night over here. I don't want to
• 1:45:15
  go home. Nah. I was like yeah, you know. And then
• 1:45:17
  I was that kid too. I would be like, I don't want to
• 1:45:20
  say the night here, go home, Like yah, motherfuckers don't drink soda.
• 1:45:25
  I'm like, I want to go home. Sometime. We're gonna get
• 1:45:30
  a song. Remember fucking they what foods called what about what foods called soda
• 1:45:34
  pop? Not that old on me, No, there's motherfuckers now they call
• 1:45:40
  that ship. They were like, hey, you want you want to just
• 1:45:42
  do that or something? You want to pop the food that fucking says that
• 1:45:45
  ship like I've only heard foods they go to the sandy face want me to
• 1:45:47
  like hey or no food that's fucking like East Coast ship. They're they're like,
• 1:45:55
  oh, you want some pop? That means you want to I want
• 1:46:01
  to go to New York. I want to go to New York and drink
• 1:46:03
  that ship where they it's like fucking soda. It's like a bottle and they
• 1:46:09
  fucking yeah, in your ship and drink mountain drink. No, it's like
• 1:46:13
  in a bottle. It's a legit fountain drink. That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:46:15
  Yeah, it's yeah, Hey, what the hell is it? There's
• 1:46:24
  the place we're gonna take this phone call and they're gonna they we're gonna get
• 1:46:26
  off there because you know tomorrow's I gotta prep for the show and we gotta
• 1:46:30
  we gotta show tomorrow too. There's the place at Richdress called Ramsburg. Hold
• 1:46:33
  on, Timmy, thank you for coming that. We don't spoke the same
• 1:46:35
  podcast with this. No, what's up, my boy? It's all your
• 1:46:42
  boy Snow from Chicago. What what up? Snow's going on. Man,
• 1:46:48
  Damn, I'm glad I couch you'a I'm still watching y'all live and Ship.
• 1:46:53
  I got a story though, damn, because you guys were talking about I
• 1:46:57
  don't know earlier, talking about the baby taking the rs O ship. Oh
• 1:47:01
  yeah about the r Now, well, we had an incident happening in our
• 1:47:08
  family kind of like that. So basically my sister, my mom was babysitting
• 1:47:15
  her kids, and well we basically had some edibles around the crib, you
• 1:47:19
  know, and my mom was, you know, she's she's you know,
• 1:47:23
  so she didn't really know, so she gave the kids fucking uh some cookies
• 1:47:29
  and Ship. They were like oreo. They thing that's track that they were
• 1:47:32
  medicated and Ship. Yeah the kids, bro, they got higher than the
• 1:47:39
  motherfucker. They went to the fucker to the hospital and Ship. Yeah the
• 1:47:45
  kids, bro. The kids were sucking knocked the fuck out. They were
• 1:47:47
  sleeping for so many hours and yeah, I'm saying always thought they were knocked
• 1:47:58
  out, broke where they woke up, bro, monkey, I swear to
• 1:48:01
  god, the kids were hungry as fun. It was wild and the crazy
• 1:48:09
  part the crazy party because uh, because they went to the hospital. Motherfuckers
• 1:48:15
  actually, you know, the c CPS actually came to the crib and ship.
• 1:48:20
  You know, they started doing like yeah, they somehow found out and
• 1:48:27
  they started coming through the crab to do like uh, they would come through
• 1:48:32
  to just check up and see what's up. But you know, it was
• 1:48:35
  crazy. You know, it was crazy that you guys are just talking about
• 1:48:39
  that because that she really happened over here. But it was a fucking it
• 1:48:42
  was accidentally, you know, because yeah, because you know, yeah,
• 1:48:45
  I can tell you know what happened exactly what happened, like the kids crying
• 1:48:56
  their house. You know, she's babysitting out the damn that sounds exact because
• 1:49:00
  she was actually too right now, no, no, yeah, right now
• 1:49:08
  we have no yeah, yeah, she's freaking She was freaking out too,
• 1:49:13
  you know, she was freaking out. She was like like were they ain't
• 1:49:15
  funny? Ship? Like what's going on? Like that? I didn't even
• 1:49:20
  do their little tales, like I think this one of them was probably like
• 1:49:25
  maybe like two or three or four years old. Both of them are like
• 1:49:29
  three or four or something like that. No wonder they they can barely chalk
• 1:49:31
  down. Oh yeah, I'm not now, but that could really funk with
• 1:49:36
  like their brain development. If if he ate it, they ate a lot
• 1:49:40
  lot. I mean at the end of the day, it's not good if
• 1:49:43
  they do that much for a baby is a lot. I think about its
• 1:49:48
  weight dogs. Their receptors are not meant to take that, Like I'm not
• 1:49:53
  even just think about like their cannabinoise receptors are not like them, like ten
• 1:49:57
  grands. If you want to go to sleep on the high that that's nothing.
• 1:50:00
  That fine, Give me that fine? Can you can you imagine that
• 1:50:05
  this was this was the home, Like yeah, that's like I would have
• 1:50:13
  been like whatever, like how like give you no? Bro was like thunder
• 1:50:29
  me just trying to wake him up. And I called my mama. I
• 1:50:40
  called her on my lunch break and they're still asleep. What Paidro? He
• 1:50:53
  just walked me. He isn't looking for what's up to you? Pedro?
• 1:51:06
  Hey, I need to fucking go there, man, smoke one of those
• 1:51:11
  joints. She wrote, the championship joints you hook you up to? Bro?
• 1:51:15
  Hey, Bro, I want to thank you for calling up Bro.
• 1:51:16
  Thank you for sharing that story. Bro, Thank you guys for picking up
• 1:51:20
  Man. You guys are dope as FuG We all here in Chicago, man,
• 1:51:24
  Shout out to everybody. Shout out to Tommy Man. Last time I
• 1:51:26
  called after the motherfucking ships when cycle vest was there, I was singing a
• 1:51:30
  little bit, you know, Okay, correto, I agree, dog Come
• 1:51:38
  on, Tommy give us a corridae. You know doesn't get one. There's
• 1:51:46
  one comedy show and gives up his his singing career like I don't sing no
• 1:51:50
  more, Doggy. I heard Timmy hit us, the one hit us with
• 1:51:54
  the we don't smoke the same I'm not I'm not know that we don't smoke
• 1:52:00
  saying puff daddy getting locked up? Yeah, ship like you did the last
• 1:52:03
  one with ord or something like that. Oh quick, I'm gonna make a
• 1:52:08
  little quick one quick when you have to don't like you know, Yeah,
• 1:52:12
  I got right on. I'll keep the eat me in. I'll lead these
• 1:52:18
  in case no no petal yes and gets put them in TV. Really fucking
• 1:52:31
  Temmy, dog Hey, thank you Snow. Appreciate your calling. Bro.
• 1:52:36
  Yeah a good night. Man. Shout out you guys. What time is
• 1:52:41
  it Chicago right now? One in the morning, eleven, that's eleven thirty,
• 1:52:45
  eleven thirty time go to bed. Mike Rolling up, get ready to
• 1:52:51
  go to sleep for sure. Well, thank you for your notes. I
• 1:52:57
  have to get that one from a little one for sure. Have a good
• 1:53:04
  a good one brother. But yeah, thank you for show brothers a good
• 1:53:11
  all right, sorry about that, but all right. So we want to
• 1:53:14
  thank Tommy for coming by number one. It was dope to have you back
• 1:53:17
  as usual. Thank you for having me back. Take no shout out to
• 1:53:21
  a xavior for taking the gold dust makeup off. H what is it?
• 1:53:27
  Ray? Shoutoutsck you guys, shout out Tommy laugh. Got a good laugh
• 1:53:31
  out of it too. Sorry, good or good Thanks for coming through,
• 1:53:36
  Tommy. Thank your shot films, HI and YouTube. Check out my Morning
• 1:53:42
  Real podcast tomorrow. I'm putting out Friday the thirteenth, when I was shot
• 1:53:48
  and filmed in nineteen eighty. Recently I put out Jennifer's Body, so check
• 1:53:53
  that out and The Exercise Believer check that out too if you haven't seen it.
• 1:53:57
  That's a new one. Yeah, the new Extorcist. What is that
• 1:54:01
  shit about? It's about these two girls. I get possessed. It's a
• 1:54:05
  little watch the podcast. Yes, yes, tom I don't be fucking more.
• 1:54:13
  No scary movies though, shout out. What's up? Everybody? Check
• 1:54:17
  me out. You already know holding it down with three plates on Instagram on
• 1:54:23
  YouTube just look up three plates Tommy. Uh. But this this is official
• 1:54:30
  on Instagram also, And I'll be at the Bellflowers stand up on Tuesday the
• 1:54:34
  seventeenth at like after nine o'clock. But I'm gonna be doing an open mic
• 1:54:40
  right there and maybe Bruce is on Wednesday day after check me out there you
• 1:54:45
  go hit that like barn subscribe. We'll see you guys tomorrow and Saturday.
• 1:54:49
  Did you get some put the tickets? Yeah? I keep reloading the tickets
• 1:54:54
  up there and they keep selling out. And obviously I look, man,
• 1:54:57
  just make sure you get there early. And if you want to find some
• 1:54:59
  parking, uh, believe me, Like it's it's on the main street,
• 1:55:01
  so you'll be able to find some decent parking. You have what I'm putting
• 1:55:06
  on. I already saw him sign them, so there's no I'm cutting them
• 1:55:10
  off tomorrow. Like there's like there's maybe like twenty twenty nine that I have
• 1:55:13
  right now, but I'm gonna cut them off tomorrow. If you want to
• 1:55:15
  get to vi apedback because I only have a certain amount of funkals. Oh
• 1:55:19
  now he wants to take the fucking Loti pop out at one fucking bye bye,
• 1:55:24
  tom tem Me fucking has short teath bro mount. Hey, but yeah,
• 1:55:30
  if tomorrow, if you want a pre game tomorrow, pull up to
• 1:55:33
  goat Global. Bart's barbecue would be giving out giving out burgers and barbecue to
• 1:55:38
  everybody who come to support Propen at the launch party at goat Global Dispensary in
• 1:55:43
  South La out there on Central Avenue. I'll be there from six to eleven.
• 1:55:46
  Make sure you pull up and I'll see you there the next day early
• 1:55:49
  as fuck in Huntington Beach, Tip Top Magoo for the high and Hungry experience.
• 1:55:54
  Please bring cash, bring a card, whatever it is. It's gonna
• 1:55:58
  be a good time to giveaways and a lot of dope vendors and a lot
• 1:56:01
  of great fucking foods. So we'll see you guys there and tomorrow tune in
• 1:56:05
  for an episode with Harmonious Yuri from the Bigger Bros. Podcast and the No
• 1:56:11
  Jumper and pretty much that whole camp and all that stuff. So make sure
• 1:56:14
  you guys tune in so we'll see you guys then. Peace