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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show December 11th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: It's a show.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: Well, the only person I know who is as excited
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: as my wife for the Wicked movies, the first one
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: and now this latest one.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: That just came out is Greg. Yeah. Blah blah blah
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: blah blah. Yeah. So we we actually forced Greg to
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: go see the first one.
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: Hated it.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Living Color Men on a film on books and a.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Kiss in a recoor nation. Yeah.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Uh so we figured it was only right because this
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: is the end, right, this is there were only going
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: to be two, right, I might have some.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: News what talk of a prequel about Glinda.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: That's how they always do, which has nothing to do.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: There's no book of that or musical of that. That's
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: just just fabricated to make money. That the money, they'll
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: do the prequel and then they'll do part three. Maybe
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: I'll be by then.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: Well, Greg, get ready you'll get to go see that
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: one too. Floating in Toto the Theater.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: In a bubble some message.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: I saw that Gina posts a pretty funny meme because
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: we're talking about like Ariana Grande and Ariba, you know,
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: like how they're pounding around and this kind of weird
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: thing they have with each other. And Gina had this
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: meme that she posted, and it's true. If you've ever
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: known theater kids, they're just weird like they are like that.
• 1:53
  Speaker 5: If anyone who.
• 1:54
  Speaker 4: Thinks this relationship is weird has never been around theater kids,
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: they're all like this.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Super annoying a couple. Now, all right, it's Greg.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: You went to Did you go with anybody who is
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: just like like a solo outing people you're on a
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: business mine.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I went with Mario and we saw it in Imax.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: This is the first time I ever experienced Imax. Wow,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: And you know there are a couple of people like
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: waiting in line for popcorn going. I bet you they're
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: going to go work. Yeah, which you know, I noticed
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: no difference in Imax other than it's so crazy loud.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: I thought I was. I thought I was deaf before.
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: I do hate that, definitely deaf.
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  Speaker 5: You know, the size of the screen being much larger.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Really, all the movie screens look big to me.
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: So at least you went in those comfy chairs.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that ruled. And I actually didn't fall asleep during
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: Wicked for Good, which is centered around Glinda and Alphabus.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: So Glinda is the good Witch and she don't know
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: I'm telling this who don't know you just shut up.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know a good witch. I didn't know that.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: All the dorks in the room calmed down and calmed
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: down and let the non psycho understand what the hell is.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: Glinda is the good witch played by Ariana Grande, who
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: is so skinny, she's so lucky yea. And Alphaba is
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: the misunderstood green one who is considered the Wicked Witch,
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: but in reality she's actually a really good person. Now
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: at this point, Glinda has risen to power. She's real popular,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: She's totally loved by everybody. Alphaba is hated and Oz
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: actually wants her dead. And these two were friends. They've
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: kind of drifted apart because Ariana Grande is just drunk
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: with popularity and like the tin man getting a heart
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: in The Wizard of Oz. I didn't love Wicked for good,
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: but I did not hate it. If like and hate
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: were a scale, it would tip ever so slightly in
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: the like direction. Really was the music like broke in up?
• 4:01
  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 1: It was more broken up. The music was more talkie
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: than singing. There's a lot of mixtures of talking with singing.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: The lyrics were ridiculous. We'll get to that in a second.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: But the couple things I did like about it. There
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: were more allusions made to the Wizard of Oz, like
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: you see the building of the Yellow Brick Road. There's
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of animal justice in the movie, because animals
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: are hated in this version of Oz, but they get
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: some revenge. There's gonna be a lot of spoilers here
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: if you're not familiar with Wicked. All right, there's more
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  Speaker 1: actual dialogue like you mentioned in Menace, it's darker in theme.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good story about two friends who drift apart
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  Speaker 1: and they lead separate lives. I also liked the start
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: of tin Man. You kind of see the origin of
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: the tin Man. I like how the Wizard was a
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: total con man. He's like a villain. You think he's
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: the hero and the Wizard of Oz. He's a bad dude.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: I forget, Greg, Did you like the Wizard of Oz? Yes? Overall? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe that's what Maybe because there's.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: More of Oz life, Yeah, tin Man and Lion and
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  Speaker 2: the other So maybe that was what.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, because I actually know about the Wizard of Oz.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: When I saw Wicked the first one, I thought, what
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: the hell is this? I don't get any of it.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: This is way more Wizard of Oz like, and Dorothy
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  Speaker 1: in this one actually makes a cameo. So that's what
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: I liked about this movie. You kind of feel like, oh,
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: I'm watching behind the scenes. You see Dorothy. It's not
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: Judy Garland. It's just you only see it from behind walking,
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  Speaker 1: And it kind of explains a lot of that stuff. Uh,
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: and you see more about the flying monkeys, which I
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: think are pretty bad ass. They're cool.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a couple of things about like, uh, how
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  Speaker 2: they had to make the yellow Brick Road look a
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: little different. They couldn't because of all the copywriter trademark.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they yeah whatever, the intellectual property
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: of the original film of the Road. Yeah, they can't
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: show Dorothy's face. They did not allowed to do that.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: They can't. The pattern of the brick had to be different,
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: like idea they were. Trust me, I live with a wicked,
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  Speaker 2: obsessed freak. We original Wizard of.
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: Oz right bomb, I would imagine.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but who owns it down?
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's nuclear dead, But who owns the right like
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: what the studio or.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Whoever was the Lollipop Guild in there? No, And then
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: that's the thing that I didn't understand they refer to
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: munchkins like they do in the Wizard of Us. They're
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: not small. They don't don't do that anymore.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: In the New snow White, they're not.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Because there's this one character. His name is Bach, and
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I think in real life he used to date Ariana.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: Dude is weird looking af That's why beauty models now
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: are no longer beautiful. It's not allowed skinny hot people
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: like Bach goes to the train station. He can't take
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: a ride because they've forbidden munchkins from taking this train.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: And I thought he's a munchkin.
• 6:45
  Speaker 4: They pretty much changed to like munchkins means redheads.
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  Speaker 1: It made no sense. So there's a few things I
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: did like about it. The things I didn't like about
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: it a lot of it. But the acting completely subpar.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: This was high school theater at bad. You would think
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: a massive budget movie, a massive money earner would have
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: this insanely amazing acting. Totally subpar. This is like rookie acting.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: The singing was a mix of talking and singing. Like
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: I mentioned, harrendous lyrics, especially in one of the first
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: songs that Glinda sings. It's called thank Goodness.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: One of the lyrics, WOULDI I issue not? It comes
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit later in the song, but one of
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: the lyrics is a little well complicated. There's kind of
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: a sort of cost. There's a couple of things get lost.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: There are bridges you cross, you didn't know you crossed.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Until you've crossed.
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  Speaker 1: Garbage cross, there are bridges you cross, you didn't know
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  Speaker 1: you crossed until you've crossed. Hew moronic is that.
• 7:56
  Speaker 5: I dug a little bit into it, and they said
• 7:58
  Speaker 5: that Wizard of Oz is own by Warner Brothers Pictures,
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: and Universal is the one that put out this movie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: That's why there's some copyright thing. But the book that
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  Speaker 5: it's based on is public domain.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where This lyric is very end at the.
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  Speaker 1: Very end, towards the very end, it's so baddies true,
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  Speaker 1: very very very very end. The lyrics before that, I'm
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: giving up on them. We're not enough, right, terrible. There
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  Speaker 1: are bridges you cross, you don't know you cross until
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  Speaker 1: you've crossed.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what stone or five year old wrote
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  Speaker 1: those lyrics. I liked how the wedding between Glinda and
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Fierro got totally ruined. That was good because it was
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: like anti fairy tale. I hated how quickly this Fierro
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: guy went from loving Glinda to loving Alphaba out of nowhere.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: It was a fast turn of events. I thought that
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: was dumb. There was a borderline sex scene, which I
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: found very People thought this was very salacious. Yeah, between
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: this guy Fierro and Alphaba, it was suggestive. It wasn't
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: a sex scene, but it was very suggestive. And I
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: liked how Fierro told Alphaba that she's beautiful and she
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: thought he was lying, and he said, I'm just seeing
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: things in a different way. I thought that was very
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: awe babe. Now back to the music in the end.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: But sorry, how pissed would you be if a guy
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: said you're beautiful because I'm seeing things in a different way.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not such an So then in the end,
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  Speaker 1: Glinda and Alphaba they have a total renaissance. They realize
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: they love each other again. They are just so in
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: love with their friendship, but they have to say goodbye.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: And their final goodbye song I believe it's called Oh,
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's called for good thank
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: you Gina, and I actually liked that song. I thought
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: it was touching. Some of the lyrics were good. But
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: major spoiler alert, Gina, you'll already know this because it
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: happened in the play and in the movie. You think
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Alphaba died and it would have ruled because I was
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: kind of bummed. I'm like, wow, this is kind of
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: sad Alphabet died. Glinda goes to where her hat is
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: on the floor, and you're thinking like, oh, damn, that's
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: pretty sad. But no, Alphabet went into a trap door.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: She didn't die. She goes off with Fierro, who becomes
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: the scarecrow. Yeah, because he got all beaten up in
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: this field, beaten near to death. And then I guess the.
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: SS like, don't let him die, don't let him bleed
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: mad scare.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Made him into a scarecrow. So his face looks all
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: weird and it's got like Nash and straw. He's still hot.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think Jonathan Bailey is not your guy, I
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: don't think not at all.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: But overall, with the exception of these insanely stupid lyrics.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: I think I think I found them before you grag. Oh, yeah,
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: because I pulled up on Spotify, you know, and go
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: right to the lyrics.
• 10:59
  Speaker 7: Good straight and it seems a little well, that's it complicated.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: There's a consort cost, there's a.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Couple of things, kid.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Lost, there are bridges.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: You cross, you didn't know you're cross. Tell your girls.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Is there is worse lyrics. It's not a story of
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: mankind stupid. I would be you crossed if I was
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: already on a grande.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: No, I am not saying it right. She did a
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: great job with it for that being a lyric.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but do you know why you shouldn't have been
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: quote unquote surprised that she didn't die at the end.
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: Why because in the song and the song that you hate,
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: the thank Goodness, they say like everyone.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Thinks pure water will melt her.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: People are so empty headed, don't believe anything, and that's
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: what they can the idea.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't read into it that much neat and
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I couldn't take notes during a movie, obviously, but I
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: remembered that lyric and I told myself, don't forget this lyrics.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb. But overall, on a scale of five
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: five yellow bricks, I'm giving wicked for good three yellow brick.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Not horrific, not great, yellow bricks. All right, Well, you
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: know what, I am surprised, and I didn't fall asleep.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: That's a big deal. More action.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta tell you your review of it. Overall,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch it, but I'm leaning more toward
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: maybe i'd watch it. I'm not gonna watch it, yeah, yeah,
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: but I'm now leaning more toward maybe I would.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the torture you expected it to be.
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you get stuck on a plane and there's
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: nothing else, all the other movies got deleted.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: I think I just raw dogged the first one you would. Yeah, Nuclear, I'm.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Never gonna see that. Yeah. All right, Well, thank you, Greg.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Sorry to spoil the ending for everybody. The real fans
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: have seen it nine times.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Great Now we were we were surprised with Greg Gory's
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: review of Wicked too. Yeah, didn't hate it, didn't hate
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: didn't love it, didn't love it, love it.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was gonna be just a
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: pure hatred. Didn't destroy it, way better than the first roe. Now,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: will we be.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Just as surprised when Sea Bass tells us, because you
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: know we've We've mentioned a couple of times already on
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: the show. We played you a couple of clips already,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: but see bats went and watched the whole thing, and
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get his review here real quick. On Sebastian
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Maniscalco's Netflix Yeah, sorry, Tulu on Hulu Beware called it
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: ain't right.
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: And first off, he comes out, he's playing this to
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: a sold out packed United Center in Chicago.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: And because that's where he's from.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: If you can't tell how he fake talks like this,
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: he comes out with a sm Sebastian Manascalco like like
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: puffy uh greaser jacket from the Greaser Jacket, Pink Lady's
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: jacket from Greece. On the back it says it ate right,
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: so you're not confused about what's going on. That's he's
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: got his name on his jacket. He's got the title
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: of the special in his back. It was taped over
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: a year ago, so there's a lot of like Olympics references.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: You're like, wait, what, Oh, that's why he's talking about that.
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: I mean the Olympics are coming back around again. Yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: I mean not summer, but but a.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Year to release. Yeah, that was strange.
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: Straight, he was professionally shot, obviously, here's a clip. He's
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: talking about kids and going to parties and stuff and
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: how other people's children are sometimes rude.
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: Right, and these kids today they have no problem talking
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: to adults. Growing up, I was scared of other adults.
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: These kids, they come right up to you and rude.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Eight years old, The kids like, where's my burger?
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: I'm like, hey, get.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: There's no call for that kind of language. Luddy, vulgar
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect. You've got a
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: dirty horrors mouth. Is classic Sea Bess. This is classic.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'll admit at this point that is classic Sea Bess. Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: So the point is he tells the burger or he
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: tells the kid too, I get the f out of here,
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: and I don't like your parents either, which didn't happen
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: number one.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: But number two is not a joke. Like if a
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: roode kick, if a kid is up to you.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: And you're you know, you're you're manning the grill at
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: a party, he says, oh, where's my burger? And you
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: would never get the f out of here? Kid?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Right, that's not just the reason they're there, and that
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: you're right, there's right again, but he like, but he
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: does it all with this breathing the voice. So it's
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: that kind of theme.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Follows he talks about going he's an old man now
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: he's in his fifties. He's going to the doctor and
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: h his description again, find the joke here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: This is this is what he waits. He sits on
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: this line his description of a doctor visit. So I'm
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: going to the doctor and it's weird.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: Come out and they asked you to come in. They
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: say your name is Sebastian.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I always go the wrong way. It's like, I know,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: that's why. No, I'm that I got my margaret. What
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: are you laughing at? And then you come in? I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: relate to that, you guys, And he's just and he's
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: the movement.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: He's kind of like puttering around the stage like like
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: he's lost laughing.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: But that's not funny.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: By the way, you don't have to feel bad for Sago.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: The guy's making a billion dollars so much. The guy's
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: cleaning up. And I do realize that comedy is subjective, right,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: So you know, we get people a time. Oh, you
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: guys like Joe Cooy and you guys like you and
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: like all these different people, you know, Yeah, Okay that
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: what you just brought there is what I became I
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: rate at watching the Sebastian Manscalco Special is I'm no
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: longer met at him.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at the crowd.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: I am discouraging it because what they're laughing at is
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: a cartoon character.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Especially in that example right there, he says, they come
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: out and they say Sebastian and they cracked up.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: And what he's doing is he doesn't have jokes per se.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: So he's what he's doing is he's selling the hell
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: out of it with the cartoon voice and the silly
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: little walk.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Well we did it when we talked about like, uh,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you know that that clip that we had, uh where
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: they were talking about like couples watching TV together, and
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: like he didn't he didn't say anything.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Like oh have you same blah blah, and people are
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: freaking out the jdn't He didn't. Yeah, he didn't say anything.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: It's people are laughing at stuff you laugh at when
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: you're a five year old, which is funny voices and
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: silly walks.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here he is.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: I have another I was there's a big chunk about
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: him and his wife and watching TV together.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Again, this is a him and his wife. See if
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: you can find the joke in this? All right?
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: Now, my wife and I can't agree on what to
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: watch at the end of the long day. I want
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: to watch something that has like some like a gun
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: or like an equalizer. Benzel Washington, Oh, yeah, what's going
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: on here?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to see. She's like, you want
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to watch.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Love is Mind?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would love to watch Love is Wind fifty
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: one years old.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think so big, all.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Right, all right, because men be watching this type of
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: thing and women be watching.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: That, and I thought to myself, like it should be menace. Yeah,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I watch watching I'm all right, Like this is the
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: We would say that you'd have this conversation like here
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: in the studio about whatever topic, but we don't expect
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: it to be like I would ever write that down.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh that's gold. Can you not get a writer to
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: make a punchline with you? Punch that up? I think
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: he could there be a joke in there, of course,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: of course there could be.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: He could go into like have an angle on it
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: about love is blind or about the equalizer. But I said,
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: it's just my wife like this, and I like that
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: but the future is all right, Uh, here's something that
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: is technically a joke.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: So so far, I haven't heard anything I think that
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Sea Best would like. And I'm also getting the vibe
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: from Sea Best. And he wasn't really himself all that much.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Hold on, just real quick.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: You said he could get something to punch it up
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: or give him a punchline, but he obviously doesn't need.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's learned to do this this technique that's just awful.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: And here's technically a joke. He's again, this is taped
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: last year. So he's talking about the Paralympics and this
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: amazing swimmer he saw.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: All right, do you want to feel lazy about yourself?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Watch the para Olympics. I was watching swimming. Guy had
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: no legs and no arms. It's kind of what you
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: need to do the sport. Okay, that's that's a kind
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: of a joke, right yeah. Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Now I'm sitting there in my underwear eight and popcorn.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Watch him a guy swim with his eyelashes. All right,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: that's okay, those are technically jokes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but again, is that worth an arena of people laughing? No?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Like if I if we wrote that here in the studio.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It'd be like, oh okay, yeah, that wouldn't be like,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: let's take this on the road. I mean fifty dollars.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: He could have gone somewhere with it, I guess, like
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the beginning of the build of it, like and then it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Pays off with you cut it off.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: No, no, that's it laughing put in the effort, right exactly.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: But that's like menace could have no offense, could have
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: written that joke. Yeah, what's like if you talked about it?
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: What's he swimming with his eyelashes? Yeah, okay, that's cute,
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: that's funny. But like that's that whole thing. Okay, so
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: let's let's end this up. This is the end it ate, right, okay?
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: On Hulusabash and Meniscalka. In fact, we don't have to
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: watch it because we alreadykind of a yeah yeah, and
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: again I said, I'm sorry, mister Maniscalco, but I'm gonna
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: blow your big closer. This is the the end bit.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: He has this whole like ten minutes about going to
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: Universal Studios with his kids, and he talks about this
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: weirdo guy who sat down next to him at some
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: point Universal Studios, and what's wrong with this guy that
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: sat next to him, all.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: Right, three daughters, a wife, he's in his mid forties.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Starts talking to me. He's right in at me, right
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: right in, like we came to the park together.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Starts talking. He's like, what time does what time does
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: this start? This guy's got no pe.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: No pe no.
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: All I'm saying is prioritize your life.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You don't go are you universal?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: And then he did, teeth, you get the.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Cost as much as to take it. God, bless your
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I love you, thank you for coming to Okay. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: kind of like that. Yeah, that's kind of dire. Yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: let's prioritize. Agree with the s of it, but believable.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: And then when he and then he says, what does
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you start? Like, yep, because people come on the big
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: laugh line there was he said teeth and a funny voice. Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and it works for him. Some of the guy on
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: s n L who impreciated him was funnier. That guy,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: which yeah, check it out. Yeah that bit kids, kids
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: keeps getting passed around.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's coming out with a special soon too.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw something woul would be funny.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Kind of like Adam Ray going around is doctor Phil Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: that'd be funny if he went around.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Doing got paid to see that somebody on the text.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Really interesting, it'd be you never get him on record
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: saying it. I wonder what other comedians think.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: About they would have crapped on fifteen years ago. But
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: now that he is one of the quote unquote illuminati again,
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: I think he was the highest grossing comedian a couple
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: of years ago. Yeah, now that he's a big name
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: that they don't want.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: To do that. Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I've heard from people who have dealt with
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: him personally that he's a dick. So that's why I
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: don't feel bad about Honestly, I don't feel like the
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: word on him is that he started very stalt to
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: the earth, very cool, very whatever, and then overtime, as
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: he's gotten more popular, he's become a real prick.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: And he ended he ended the special by what follows him?
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: You know, he's walking backstage at the United Center and
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: he's back there, but his kids daddy did.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: But there's a camera waiting right there for him. Of course, Jack,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: guess I want to scale of one to five diapers
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: that you need to because you're peeing so much from laughing.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Yes, A comedian from laughing one now. But as a
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: committ and he's a he's a solid three, like he
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: knows how to do comedy. But he doesn't again as
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: we've just heard, doesn't do jokes negative five because I
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: hate the audience so much.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Right, so, you're but you give a whole special out
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of out of five diapers, you're giving it a half
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: a diaper a half?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Are there? You go? There, you go? All right, Well,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: thank you for that sea mass. We'll take a break.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: We do have some more woody show coming up for
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you next. Yeah, get out, get the hell out of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: my house.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: In Jesus name, I pray you'll get in the name
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: of the Lord.