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Show #338 Discount Yorick · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to BFYTW episode 338. What is up?
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  Speaker 2: I am your host, Pantsless Aaron, and I have gone rogue.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no. Yes, yes he has.
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  Speaker 2: I went missing.
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  Speaker 4: Broke containment.
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  Speaker 2: Recently.
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  Speaker 3: We couldn't find you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I looked, man.
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  Speaker 2: It was wild. Well, I was somewhere you wouldn't look
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  Speaker 2: because it was a place with books.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, those places are scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're intimidating.
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  Speaker 4: It was at a library.
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  Speaker 2: I went to what I think might be the biggest
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  Speaker 2: book festival, certainly in our region, if not in New
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  Speaker 2: York State. I don't imagine it's the biggest in New
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  Speaker 2: York State. There's probably one in New York City that's bigger.
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  Speaker 3: But like in the real new york state and the
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  Speaker 3: rest of new york state.
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  Speaker 2: In the rest of new york state excluding new york
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  Speaker 2: city it might be the biggest one because this was
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  Speaker 2: fucking huge um it's called better off red.
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  Speaker 3: Uh i like that yeah nice and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh this is a it's a massive book festival they
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  Speaker 2: apparently have it every year um i was turned on
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  Speaker 2: to it by previous guests of the show mike welch
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  Speaker 2: yes um told me i needed to get down on
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  Speaker 2: it because they always make bank when they go do
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  Speaker 2: this festival cool and i was like okay i guess
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  Speaker 2: so the last year i tried to get in but
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  Speaker 2: i never got a response oh and i was like
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  Speaker 2: oh what happened and i was like i you know
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  Speaker 2: i said something to the the uh event creators and
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  Speaker 2: they were like we're sorry we we must have missed
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  Speaker 2: it or you know whatnot and that's fine like happens
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  Speaker 2: emails sometimes get sorted into spam by you know email
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  Speaker 2: filters that don't recognize that email. And they're like, what
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  Speaker 2: is this from? You know, stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: They could have been a follow-up already.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things that could have happened. So
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hold it against him, but I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I would really like to be considered for next year, please.
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  Speaker 2: And thankfully they were like, yeah, I sent in the
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  Speaker 2: thing and, you know, filled out the form and I
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  Speaker 2: paid the $ 25 vendor fee.
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  Speaker 3: That's it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And I definitely made my money back and then some. Um,
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  Speaker 2: despite being like one of the lesser vendors at the
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  Speaker 2: whole event, like almost fucking everybody had tents and I,
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had just ponied up for one, even
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  Speaker 2: though it would have made the whole thing almost like completely,
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  Speaker 2: completely pointless. Cause, uh, well, I'll get to it. Um,
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  Speaker 2: so anyway, you had to, you were provided your own
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  Speaker 2: little plot of land and you could set it up
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  Speaker 2: however you wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to bring my own table.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I borrowed a folding card table from my dad, which
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  Speaker 2: was great. It turned out to be the perfect size.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it was flawless.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes size does matter.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it does. And I thought that I was thinking
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  Speaker 2: ahead by purchasing a umbrella with a clamp that could
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  Speaker 2: clamp onto either my chair or the table and just
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  Speaker 2: stay above me and keep me protected from the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking smart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Think it ahead.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Problem was, um, it wasn't covering my head.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, I either didn't notice or just didn't feel
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  Speaker 2: the sun on my head.
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  Speaker 3: I've been up there, dead up there for years. I
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  Speaker 3: get it.
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  Speaker 2: And like, I had the, like, it wasn't on my face.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I could tell immediately if the sun was
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  Speaker 2: on my face, but, You know, the skin up there,
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  Speaker 2: I've been bald for years, same as you, so you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's practically, like the nerves are practically gone. You can't
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  Speaker 2: really feel a whole heck of a lot up there.
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  Speaker 2: So I must have just not felt it at all.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I did move the umbrella multiple times and
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  Speaker 2: apparently didn't quite do the trick. Damn. So... When I
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  Speaker 2: packed up, when all was said and done, I made
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  Speaker 2: about 200 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Which was good and which was nice. And certainly covered
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  Speaker 2: the cost of the chair and the table. The chair
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  Speaker 2: that I bought, I specifically bought like a folding lawn
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  Speaker 2: chair for, you know, a larger guy.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: But it still had those like... the pipes that go
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  Speaker 2: like diagonal on.
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  Speaker 3: Your legs folds out still yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It still folds out and those pipes kept like cutting
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  Speaker 2: off my fucking circulation oh and after like after like
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  Speaker 2: three hours or so like i my legs were already
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  Speaker 2: getting sore sitting in this fucking chair um but there
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  Speaker 2: was really nothing i could do about it so i
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  Speaker 2: just put a shut up and dealt with it um
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  Speaker 2: I think they might still actually be a little... No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I think they've fully recovered by now. For those who
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  Speaker 2: are just listening, I was actually feeling out my own
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  Speaker 2: legs just now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not allowed to do it anymore. There's been
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  Speaker 3: a whole HR incident.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, don't make me bring it up again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: We'll talk about it after.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah. So I was in a painful chair. The
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  Speaker 2: sun burnt the shit out of my head. Um, I
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  Speaker 2: made some money. Um, like I said, I spent a
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  Speaker 2: bunch on a chair and an umbrella, um, which I'm
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  Speaker 2: never using that fucking chair again. I was tempted to
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  Speaker 2: just throw it away, but somebody else might find a
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  Speaker 2: use for it other than me. Um, but, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the whole experience, uh, left me like sunburned to shit
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  Speaker 2: on the top of my head. Uh, which I didn't,
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  Speaker 2: I did not realize like how bad it was until
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  Speaker 2: the drive home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I packed everything up, got in the car, drove home.
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  Speaker 2: And as, as I was like getting to, uh, like
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  Speaker 2: I was like making the last turn to my, you know, uh, the,
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  Speaker 2: the street where my apartment building's on. Yes. And I
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  Speaker 2: just remember feeling like my head is so hot. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like I have a fever.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Which got me concerned because I had a fever like
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  Speaker 2: the day before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: And it literally made me concerned that I wasn't going
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  Speaker 2: to be able to go to the book festival. But
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  Speaker 2: that cleared up. But this this just felt like a
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  Speaker 2: fever because my head was so hot. Like so I
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  Speaker 2: just like I immediately like pulled in and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I think I know what's wrong. And I just kind
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  Speaker 2: of when I when I parked in my apartment building,
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  Speaker 2: I took a look in the mirror. And sure enough,
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  Speaker 2: like blazing red across the entire top of my head.
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  Speaker 2: Like every square, like every square inch from my forehead up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I managed to keep my entire face covered for
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing to the point where I didn't get
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  Speaker 2: any face sunburn. Cause I hate those. I hate those.
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  Speaker 2: But all of it, but this is the nastiest sunburn
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  Speaker 2: I have ever had to the point where it's been
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  Speaker 2: a week. It is still peeling. And when it peels,
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  Speaker 2: it is still a tiny bit raw. But it's a
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  Speaker 2: lot better than it was day two, day three, day four.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. Peeling would actually hurt. It was that bad.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't bad enough to the point where I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I should see a doctor. But it still sucked. It
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  Speaker 2: still sucked. I can't recommend it. The aloe vera I
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  Speaker 2: was using was from Dollar General, and the cheap dye
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  Speaker 2: actually dyed part of my head blue. Which was kind
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  Speaker 2: of funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: But I just put up with it because, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: I work from home, so it wasn't really going to
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  Speaker 2: bother anybody.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I'll eventually be out of this horrific thing. So that's
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  Speaker 2: where I was last Saturday. I apologize for not being here.
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  Speaker 5: No, man.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had been. I've been waiting for a
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  Speaker 2: fucking chill show so I could gush and gush about
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  Speaker 2: my new toy. But it's going to have to wait
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  Speaker 2: until the next one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 3: I'll ask you guys to talk about, too, because I
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  Speaker 3: didn't really talk about the other thing yet, either.
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  Speaker 2: Let's play some games.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's been a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, games. It's been a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It literally has been, like, quite some time since
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  Speaker 2: we've played some games.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've been talking for a bit, so we're going to
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  Speaker 2: skip the introductory questions. Everybody knows you guys, but in
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  Speaker 2: case you're listening for the first time... Stevie and Augie
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  Speaker 2: are my primary team captains slash solo players. These two idiots,
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  Speaker 2: you know who they are. If you don't know who
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  Speaker 2: they are and you've been listening this long, I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: you've been interested enough in my story to hang around.
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  Speaker 2: But now we're actually going to play some games. We
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  Speaker 2: play silly podcast games. Just tend to be like a
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  Speaker 2: panel show. And it's all just to have some fun.
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  Speaker 2: And we definitely will. So let's get into it.
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  Speaker 3: Game one.
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  Speaker 2: Is going to be a like, share, block. I've got
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  Speaker 2: three news stories. Thank you very much. I've got three
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  Speaker 2: news stories here, and all our players have to do
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  Speaker 2: is tell me which one I would like, which one
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  Speaker 2: I would share, and which one I would block on
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  Speaker 2: social media. There is only one correct combination, and there
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  Speaker 2: is one for one. So there is a like, there
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  Speaker 2: is a share, and there is a block. Our first
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  Speaker 2: story is a doozy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Human Skyrim.
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  Speaker 2: Dropped off at Michigan Goodwill, sent to FBI instead of
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  Speaker 2: being marked 50% off.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, they got to it before anyone else did.
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  Speaker 3: I know, man. Freaking up, yeah, I always get the
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  Speaker 3: good shit. I know they were.
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  Speaker 2: Watching the boys. So, an unidentified woman dropped off a
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  Speaker 2: bundle of regular used goods. Nothing wrong with anything else.
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  Speaker 3: A bundle of bones.
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  Speaker 2: Just wrapped in a, like a, like a, like a,
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  Speaker 2: a fucking... Mummy's bandage.
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  Speaker 5: Entire body.
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  Speaker 2: Entire fucking body. No, it's just regular used goods and
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  Speaker 2: just one item that appeared to be wrapped in a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: And when they went through the items and like took
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  Speaker 2: the shirt off of the item, they discovered that it
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  Speaker 2: was an honest to God human skull.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. Did it still flush on it or anything?
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  Speaker 3: Or just a skull?
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  Speaker 2: It is just a skull.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 2: Um, I mean, they, they, they did send it to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a lab to get tested. Uh, they, they
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  Speaker 2: needed to find out if it was authentic first of all,
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  Speaker 2: or if this was some sort of, you know, weird prank.
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  Speaker 2: But the woman was like middle-aged, like, uh, in her
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  Speaker 2: forties or fifties, shoulder length, dark brown hair, bleach highlights. Um,
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  Speaker 2: they still don't know who it is.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Is the skull like actually a human skull?
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  Speaker 2: According to the lab reports, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It is a genuine human skull.
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  Speaker 5: I'm wondering if it was somebody who was like, had like,
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  Speaker 5: maybe was like an anatomy teacher or health teacher.
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  Speaker 2: You would think so.
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  Speaker 4: Or worked in health or whatever, and they were just
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  Speaker 4: throwing out old shit.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And they're just like, oh, this skull. Maybe they didn't
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  Speaker 4: even know it was real. Maybe they thought it was
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  Speaker 4: like a paperweight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that. The immediate results of
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  Speaker 2: the investigation revealed the skull had no visible damage. or
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  Speaker 2: quote-unquote uncharacteristic holes. In other words, nobody shot this person
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  Speaker 2: in the head. Okay. However, that was all the police
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  Speaker 2: department could figure out. They handed the skull to the
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  Speaker 2: University of Michigan's anthropology department, and by mid-August, the study
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  Speaker 2: produced results, and it's a little more disconcerting.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: The skull in life belonged to a 20- to 49-year-old
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  Speaker 2: African-American woman. However, they couldn't determine exactly when the woman
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  Speaker 2: had died. The skull was well-preserved, skeletonized, and had traces
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  Speaker 2: of adherent soil.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: So in plain language, the skull may have been buried
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  Speaker 2: at some point because dirt was stuck to it. In addition,
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  Speaker 2: they determined that it was not a teaching or medical specimen.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: So it had not originated from a university's cadaver or
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  Speaker 2: anatomy lab.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a problem.
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  Speaker 2: So now the FBI crime lab in Quantico is trying
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  Speaker 2: to figure out, was this a murder? But what about
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  Speaker 2: the woman who left the skull at Goodwill? They have
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  Speaker 2: no idea. People have left photos and asked the public
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  Speaker 2: for help finding the woman. And they've received two dozen
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  Speaker 2: tips about the woman's identity. But the CPD still has
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  Speaker 2: no idea who or where she is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Or at the very least, they haven't announced it yet.
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  Speaker 3: So she just donated some stuff. Did she get a
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  Speaker 3: receipt for her taxes? Because they're all numbered. You can
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  Speaker 3: tell by the number. Figure out what number she has, guys. See,
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  Speaker 3: I do your job for you. I want half the
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  Speaker 3: prize money.
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  Speaker 6: Impressive.
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  Speaker 5: I'm wondering if it was that or it was a
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  Speaker 5: case of she was looking for a place to dump
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  Speaker 5: it and just did not realize where she was dumping it.
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  Speaker 2: Or it was deliberate. Which is strange.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you exhume a dead body and then just
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  Speaker 5: donate its body parts to like.
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  Speaker 2: A good yeah if it was buried like was it
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  Speaker 2: not safely.
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  Speaker 3: Buried maybe it wasn't safely buried maybe it was too.
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  Speaker 2: Shallow I have a theory involving this considering the description
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  Speaker 2: of the woman I get like real Karen vibes from
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  Speaker 2: this person and I have a feeling she might have
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  Speaker 2: a young child or even a teenager she's in her
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  Speaker 2: 40s or 50s who might have dug up this item
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  Speaker 2: in their backyard, and she's just like, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: any fucking thing to do with this. So she's literally like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna drop this shit off at Goodwill and
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  Speaker 2: walk away and forget any of this ever happened.
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  Speaker 4: The real question is, where's the rest of that skeleton?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the rest of the body?
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  Speaker 3: She stopped digging. Like, I know, every time we dig
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  Speaker 3: up bones and stuff, we put them in the bone bag.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a theory.
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  Speaker 3: Every time.
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  Speaker 2: It's a wild theory. I have no evidence of any
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  Speaker 2: of this. So... But it's just, it's the first thing
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  Speaker 2: that came to my mind is, like, somebody doing this, like,
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  Speaker 2: clearly just wanted to be left.
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  Speaker 3: Out of this.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: Like, nope, nope. So this is why my.
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  Speaker 4: House is haunted. Just tries to get rid of the
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  Speaker 4: cursed afterlife.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's just a headless ghost inside there and won't
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  Speaker 3: leave her alone. She's smacking at her.
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  Speaker 2: Now police authorities are constantly up her ass. Constantly?
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  Speaker 5: Because she's a cunt?
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to story number two. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Thirsty thieves execute two massive beer heists in the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: and the U.K.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry. Like, what do we mean beer heist here?
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  Speaker 2: Well, if I had a nickel for every giant beer
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  Speaker 2: theft in the past month, I'd have two nickels. Which
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  Speaker 2: isn't much, but it's still weird that it happened twice.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, yeah, both the U.S. and the U.K. have
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  Speaker 2: seen a large-scale and weirdly coincidentally timed heist of beer.
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  Speaker 2: In America, enterprising thieves stole thousands of cans of Pabst
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  Speaker 2: Blue Ribbon. Ew.
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  Speaker 3: Oof.
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  Speaker 4: You poor, poor bastards.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that bad yet. It's not that bad yet, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Non-alcoholic old Milwaukee beer.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, it's really not that bad.
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  Speaker 2: Which, that had to be unintentional. Like, that had to
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  Speaker 2: be unintentional.
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  Speaker 3: It was an accident. We grabbed the wrong truck. That's
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  Speaker 3: what it was. But they took it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The strange part is that the thefts happened in two
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  Speaker 2: separate heists targeting the same warehouse on one day.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How is that even possible? Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, the thieves
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: in this particular instance felt like helping themselves to 70,000
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: pints of Guinness.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: There you go. Now that's a beer to steal.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: See?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And the English police found the trailer that the thieves used,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: but the criminals themselves have vanished into thin air.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: No shit. That's a good one.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: What the hell?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: They're getting the good shit.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I just don't... Same warehouse. With the Pabst Blue Ribbon,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I think it was a random truck. They knew when
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: the trucks were going, and that's all they knew.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: So the first heist had a truck loaded with about $ 45, 000
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon, although that figure seems high.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: $ 40 billion cans.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: That figure seems high, no matter how much beer they
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: had in there. That figure seems high. It left the
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles facility, and it was headed for Tucson, but
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: it never arrived in Arizona.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: It's not clear whether the original trucker was in league
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: with the criminals or whether the thieves pilfered the cargo
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: along the way at some point. But what matters is
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: that the beer is gone and there's no trace of it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: But these criminals weren't done, assuming it was the same group.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: An hour after that first truck drove away, a supposed,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: quote unquote, subcontracting company submitted paperwork to pick up another
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: load of beer from the L.A. Distribution Center. And the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: order was for $ 25, 000 in beer. The management of the
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: facility signed the order and a truck came to pick
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: up the load. However, the documents were fake. The subcontractor
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: doesn't exist. And there's no telling, again, who took this beer.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: They placed a fake order?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. So that's $ 70, 000.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Worth of Pabst products and 40,000 pounds of beer cans.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Like, the Guinness I get, the Pabst had been a mistake.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: That's why they hit this one an hour later. Like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: you know what? I know what these forms look like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I have them. Let's get this done.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: But then it was like the non-alcoholic stuff.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. They sell it to some kids. Kids
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: are stupid. Don't think they're drunk.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: The Pabst Brewing Company immediately turned this into a marketing stunt.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, did they?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: They posted in a statement, To the thief, we don't
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: fault you for wanting to brag to your friends how
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: much PBR you have. We just wish you obtained it
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: in the honorable way.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: You know what? Okay. Good on you, Pabst.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But Pabst is actually serious about this, considering they have
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: promised a $ 20, 000 reward To anyone who provides information leading
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: to the thieves' capture.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: But it was $ 50, 000 worth of beer.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not returning the beer for 20... Nobody should return
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: the beer for that little amount of money.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, the Pabst is barely worth it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: It's not. The Guinness makes sense. But that's it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's the U.S. heist. Let's hop back over to England.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: So, on August 31st, the thieves targeted a single distribution
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: center just outside Liverpool. Okay. At 7.45 p.m. on the day,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: somebody drove out of the storage facility with a semi-trailer
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: loaded with barrels of... of Guinness, and two hours later, 9.30,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: another trailer left the warehouse. Neither arrived where they were
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: supposed to, if they were supposed to go anywhere. The
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: trucks took more than 800 barrels of Guinness that had
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: been earmarked for distribution to Britain's pubs. Now, this Guinness
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: is worth a lot more than Pabst Blue Ribbon, as
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: you might have guessed.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a little bit more.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: It is worth around 25,000 pounds sterling, or in U.S. dollars,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: nearly $ 278, 000. Yeah. So, unlike in America, where there's more
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: space to dump a trailer, England is a bit more compact. Right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: The cops found the stolen trailers. One was in the
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Hall Lane area of Liverpool. The other was discovered in Kelmersdale,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: northeast of the city. And eyewitness reports and surveillance footage
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: do have vague descriptions of the thieves. But no arrests
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: have yet been made.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Stealing alcohol.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Most.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: People steal just because they mostly can and stuff like that.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: But I feel like when you're doing something that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Guinness was going... It was earmarked to go to pubs.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: That Pabst was probably earmarked to go to, like, a
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: bunch of, like, stores, supermarkets, whatever.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Especially during a time where, like, the season, like, football
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: season in the U.S.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Is starting up.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: So that kind of almost feels, like, targeted in a way,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: doesn't it?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Right, a little bit.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Like, purposely trying to disrupt, like, that time of year
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: for people by.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: It's all the weed people. We're fighting back against the
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: fucking alcohol fucking lobbyists and shit.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: All right, motherfuckers.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: It's our turn. We'll go after your shit.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: All right. Shall we move on to story number three?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Story three.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Story three. Man kills cousin over whose enchiladas are spicier.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, isn't there a Scoville... The scale that we
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: can measure shit on?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, you could just try that. Instead of this.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: On August 27th... Where's his first name? His last name's Gutierrez.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Irving Gutierrez began arguing with his cousin, Nathaniel Cabezos. They
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: had made plans to get together with a third unidentified
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: cousin to cook and have dinner together.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: The trio were at the apartment, they were eating their meal,
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: having a good time, but they also had some drinks,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: which may have contributed to what followed. For undetermined reasons,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Gutierrez began antagonizing Covezos, court documents read. Apparently, the argument
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: started over the spiciness of the enchiladas the men had
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: cooked for dinner.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Gutierrez claimed he'd made his enchiladas hotter than Cabeza's had
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: and dared the other man to eat them. Okay. And
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: his cousin retorted that they had cooked the food together
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: and every enchilada was equally spicy.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, it wasn't even like mine's hotter than
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: yours and yours is hotter.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Like, that wasn't like they made individual ones of different
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: hot sauces.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: They made them the same.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: This argument developed into strong words and shouting.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Same spicy.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And it's at this point that the third cousin stepped
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: in and tried to defuse the situation and said, hey guys,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: let's chill out and let's just, let's take the family
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: dogs for a walk together. Maybe some outdoor air would
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: help cool everybody's heads.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: But they weren't having a word of it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: They decided the angry words weren't enough. They started throwing punches.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, over enchiladas, I get it.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: The police report suggests that Cabezos got the upper hand
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: in the fight. He apparently bloodied Gutierrez with a punch
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: to the face. And Gutierrez drew out a handgun.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And he pointed it at his cousin while yelling, We're family!
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: How could you do this to me?
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: And then shot him?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: With the gun in his face, Cabezos decided enough was enough.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: He tried to de-escalate. He was like, uh... I'm just
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: going to walk away from this. We're going to diffuse
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: the situation. And Gutierrez disagreed. No!
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: He disrespected him and his family.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: He shot him in the back.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. You fucking coward. You fucking coward.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Jesus. According to his testimony, Gutierrez claimed that Cavazos had
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: threatened his life at an unspecified time earlier. saying, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: did not want to kill him, but I didn't want
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: him to kill me.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Your argument was about enchiladas, bro. There's nothing in there
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: about him killing you.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: They're the same.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: This is the best part is that they're the same.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: They were made together. Dude wanted a reason. That's all
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: that was.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: That's all that sounded like.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: We just made them.
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: This kind of feels like he.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Deliberately goaded him into an argument so he'd have an
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: excuse to shoot him. That's the only thing I can
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: think of because otherwise this is nonsense. That third cousin
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: must have been just, like, mystified the whole time and
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: then horrified.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what the fuck?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you gotta try to deal with another
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: fucking psycho with a gun. Oh, my God.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: What the fuck, man?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Some crazy-ass stories. Dude, real life is crazy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: 100% it is. Fuck this.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Let's go back to video games.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: It's safer. Let's go back to games, period. Games. We've
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: got our three news stories. Human skull dropped off at
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Michigan Goodwill. Thirsty thieves execute two massive beer heists in
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: two countries almost simultaneously. And finally, man kills cousin over
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: whose enchiladas are spicier.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: So.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I have liked, shared, and blocked exactly one of each
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: of these, so let's see. We did a chill show last,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: and before that was Beefy Eprity, which your parents won?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: So everybody won.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: So I literally have no idea. I am going to
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: give it to Augie first.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like I haven't been as nice to
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: him as I've been to you recently.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, quit being so nice to me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: All right, fuck you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Augie, you go first.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Makes it weird.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: I think you like the beer story because no one
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: really got hurt and beer is whatever. It's just another
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: business corporation in this case. You shared the skull story
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: mostly because It's just bizarre. Like, who the fuck would
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: do that kind of thing? And yes, where the hell
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: is the rest of it? And then you block the
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: murder because killing anybody over something as stupid as the
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: spiciness of your enchiladas is the dumbest fucking shit that
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: I've heard in a while.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: It's life in the streets, Augie.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: What streets? They were in New Mexico. All right.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Grew up on a mile and a half of streets.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie, you're allowed to keep one of those.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: We have to swap the other two, or you can
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: go entirely your own way.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: All right, so I'm going to switch it up a
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: little bit. I think Augie and I agreed that you're
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: going to block the same thing. Block the cousin killing.
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Stop killing cousins, peeps.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: All right, and then we're going to swap the other two.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: We're going to go liking the skull, the goodwill skull.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: because nobody really got hurt and if they did it's
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: in the past because that person's already dead so it
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter um but sharing the fucking awesomeness of beer
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: thieves in the uk and how they're so much better
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: than our shitty ass beer thieves in the u.s like
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: seriously step it up man we just had fourth of
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: july a couple months ago and you're fucking performing like
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: this seriously.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Well, ironically, even though it wasn't exactly the same reason,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Stevie is exactly right. I shared the beer heist and
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: liked the human skull. And, of course, I blocked the
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: New Mexico Cousins because... Come on, man. Man. If he'd
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: shot him and survived, I might have put it higher, but...
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: He fucking killed him over fucking enchiladas.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And then, like.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Like, this could have been some weird-ass attempt to, like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: cover up what was an intentional murder from the get-go.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: But, like, just what the fuck, dude?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Like, why?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Well, Aaron, if you can't kill cousins, and you can't
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: kiss cousins, then.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do with cousins?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: He's got a point.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Leave them alone.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: For fuck's sake. There is probably a thriving porn industry
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: on fucking them. Ew.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I'm good.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm so good, dude.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I'm... Yeah, we'll pass.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: We can cross.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: That one off. We don't need that. Yeah, no thank you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I know my lecture block. Block, block, block.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Not to mention my cousins are ugly. All right, so.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: You know, if that one was hot, maybe. Maybe, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: she's fucking annoying.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I don't have a moral objection, but.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: So yeah um i i shared the beer because i
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: i didn't feel right sharing the human skull at goodwill
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: it is kind of funny like to think of a
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: mom just being like this dirty thing this dirty thing
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: got dug up my god i'm just gonna wrap it
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: in an old shirt and just mix it in with
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: some crap i'm taking to goodwill.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Your problem now, bitches, I'm out.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: But the fact of the matter is we don't know
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: what happened to this person and they could have been murdered.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: So the only one that seemed worthy of sharing was
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the thieves. Although Stevie does bring up a very fun
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: point in that the UK thieves are much, much more
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: better and have like.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Plans.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Not... They have respect for themselves.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yes. Yes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: They did not steal Pabst Blue Ribbon.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Like, seriously.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: We're not trying to berate you at all in the U.S.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: We're not. I swear to God, no. We just want
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: you to do better. Like, just do best.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: You're going to be a raging alcoholic.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Please do it right.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You almost... You almost couldn't have done worse. Pabst Blue
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Ribbon and old Milwaukee non-alcoholic beer.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Like....
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Were you just scraping the bottom of that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Barrel so hard? And I drank a lot. Budweiser was
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: my bottom.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: What was the one? Was it Milwaukee's Best or something
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: like that? Yeah, Milwaukee's Beast.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: That is the shittiest beer I've ever tasted.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I had some time in Utah with those bitches.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: That sucked.
• 31:38
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Well, Stevie wins that game. He gets one episode point.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a point.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Stevie.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Um, when we come back, we're going to play game
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: two and Augie will have a chance to catch up.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: We're going to do that right after this.
• 31:51
  Speaker 11: Hey, welcome to the mailbag. It's time to check out
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: what we got.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Stevie, what do we got?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, we got a thingy. Check it out.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Check it out.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't an email.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: We got a thingy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Well, it started as an email, but then it was
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a link in the email. And the link went.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: To our website. And the website, it had a contact thingy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: And then there's where people can leave us voice messages.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: And that's what this is. It's a fucking voice message.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Hopefully it works.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: What's going on, everybody?
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: It's PJ from Running the Hamster Wheel. I just had
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: to call in and say I loved hearing Stevie's parents
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: on playing Beefy Eopardy. It was genuinely one of the
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: greatest things I've ever heard. That needs to be an
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: annual event. I'm coming on and playing silly games.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: With you guys.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: It was fantastic. They were awesome. And I see where
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Stevie's laugh comes from now.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Anyway, it's time for me to go run over some
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: hamsters in a wheel.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Timothy. It's awesome to hear from you. Yes,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: that was a really, really fun episode. I kind of
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: wish I just could have been.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: In the room.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I think next time you shouldn't. I think Timothy has
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: a great idea.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: We'll do a different game of some kind.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: We should do an annual thing.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: But we should absolutely have them back.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, yes.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: They were hysterical.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: They are so much fun, guys. Like, seriously.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and as CJ says, it's immediately obvious where Stevie
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: gets it from. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's a lot of fun hanging with them.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And we got to hang with them after that, which
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: was fantastic.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. That was a good time.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: That was like one of the best days I've had
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: in a long time. That was so good. We might
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: as well tell the story briefly.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking do it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: We went from the show to a winery where we
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: just hung out, chilled, drunk some wine, sat outside, touched grass,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: just chatted.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: We were out there for a bit.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: We were out there for like an hour and a half,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: And then we decided to all go get dinner. And
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: we went to this place in our town that I
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: have not been since I was like maybe a teenager.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I was a kid.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: A very, very long time. It's a beef on whack place.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. One of the originators, too.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: And they were, I mean, their menu was solid. The
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: prices were reasonable. I was like, oh, man, you know what?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go ahead and treat myself. And I
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: went ahead and got like the king cut prime rib.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I think it looked fucking amazing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm a big guy, and I can put it
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: away if I want to. I could not, under no circumstances.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I've seen you take steaks, too, man. Holy shit.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the ones you guys brought over, I ate
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: that whole fucking thing.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: And it was delicious, and I loved it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: But this king prime rib was fucking ginormous, and I
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: just literally couldn't. So I had to bag that up
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: with some fries and take it home for the next day.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: So good. Beef on Weck was amazing.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: That meal and just sitting and chilling and talking to
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: everybody around that table was spectacular.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: It was nice.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It was literally one of the best days I've had
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: in a long time. That was just so good.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: You need to do more of that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: And spending all of it with your parents was just
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: cherry on top. It was awesome.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: They're good people, man.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Irish coffee was nice.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, he had an Irish coffee.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: And I was so jealous I didn't have it. I
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: should have had one. I really should have.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one thing I didn't have was dessert. I
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: was like, enough is enough.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Like, enough is enough.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I brought dessert home. Oh, my God. It took me
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: three days to eat that fucking cake pie thingy. Whatever
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: the heck it was, it was so good.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Also, unrelated.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: But it's just something I want to just keep bringing
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: up because it's something I want to keep track of.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I am up to seven weeks and... Four days?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: No shit.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Without missing a day.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: That's awesome, dude.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Now, I almost... I count the day of the book
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: festival because I walked at least a mile and a half.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: And you're carrying shit.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was an exhausting fucking day. I did a
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: lot of work. I feel like I got my workout in.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: But every other day, every single other day, I actually
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: got on the cycle or went for a walk. One
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: of the two.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: And.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's still going. It's still going well. And
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to keep that little update in there.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: It feels like the mailbag is a good place to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: put that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: No, it is. I like having the update. I think
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: that's wonderful.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Almost two months. Almost two full months.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's strong, man. What was your record before when
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: you did the walking back in the day?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. I don't think I stuck to it for
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: two months. I don't think so. It might have been
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a month, maybe.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: A month and a half. I was going to say,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: you're doing a lot better.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't every day. Right. No. I think it
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: was three times a week, maybe.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: It was something smaller.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, no, it wasn't consistent.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Right, yes. And that's what you need is consistency.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I've somehow managed to stick to it because I never
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: stick to, like, exercise routines or any of it. Right.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: So this is, like, probably the longest I've ever managed it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: So I just want to keep track of how long
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I can keep going without missing a day.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Hell, yes, dude. You got to set those goals for yourself, man.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: It really does give you something to shoot for.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Well, also, it's kind of a micro goal. Cause literally
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: every day is like just one more day. Like I
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: just have to do it one more time and I
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: just get another day.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: It's almost like with AA.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: As weird as it is, like it's like, Oh, just,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: you can go one more minute.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: You can go one more hour, you know, you can
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: do one more day. Cause I would like.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: To experience being skinny or you know what? A healthy weight.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Let's put it that way. I would like to experience
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: being a healthy weight for the first time in my
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: fucking life.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Although I got pretty close in college.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Um, anyway, Yeah, so that's our mailbag and my physical
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: fitness update.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Keep going, dude. Yeah, no, I'm going to keep going.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not stopping. Fuck that. Okay. Back to our show. Hey,
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• 38:04
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• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: two is going to be Pop Culture Fight Club.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah let's do it let's do it i've been stretching
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: all week ready.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: For those who don't know this this game was quote
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: unquote donated to us by colin max thank you so
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: much colin uh it was his proposal and we've made
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: it such a regular game i think we've done it
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: like It's one of our permanent regulars now.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: It's wonderful.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: And the way it works is very simple. I'm going
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: to ask our players a question just about pop culture
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: in general and just ask them to give me their
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: favorite answer for that particular category. They'll then have to
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: defend that answer. We can interrogate them and try and
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: push back and see if they're able to actually defend
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: their ideas. Um, whichever player managed to convince me that
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: their favorite is the best wins the game and earns
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: two episode points. So for this episode, in honor of
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: our BFYTW on the clock tower games, I want to
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: ask who is the best minion? Villains need minions to
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: set up their grand plans to help hoodwink the heroes
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: and clean up the resulting mess. But who was the
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: absolute best evil minion of all time? Now, minions from
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Despicable Me do not count. They are OP.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Fair. Yeah, they're unkillable.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: They're in a league of their own, and so that's unfair.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: It would be like the first person to go would
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: just instantly win. So I'm looking for a specific other minion.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: It can be a single person, a single unit, if
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: they have a name or a character or whatever, or
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: it can be like a type. You know, a minion,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: you know, if you have something that specifically like floats
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: your boat or whatever. But I want to hear your
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: best minion. And Augie, since you lost last game, you
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: have the choice. Do you want to go first or
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: do you want to make Stevie go first?
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I'll make Stevie go first.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie. What is the best evil minion of
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: all time?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Navi.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: The fucking fair... No, joking.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Technically, yes.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: She makes the good pure kid want to kill people.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, so... God damn it. I might actually change the
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: thing I was thinking about earlier now. Yeah, maybe. But
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: it did say evil minion. So I can't do this,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: but I'm going to say it anyway just because he
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: is the best minion I can think of. Just for
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: this port, it's not my actual answer. Because without this minion...
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I couldn't do 99% of the shit that we have
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: to do, go places, do things. I'm going to say Augie.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Augie's the best minion. In everything. When you're playing video games,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: he can fucking learn the game in an instant. Come on, man.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: He can get me not.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Lost anywhere, no matter what city you're in.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Then for fucking walking three miles one time, he can
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: trace every step back.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, you're not a villain. Second of all,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: it is called pop culture for a reason.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I know, but I have to give Augie props of minioning.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: He knows why I'm making him go first.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I had to think a little bit more. Okay, so no,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: but thank you, Augie, for being a great minion. My
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: real answer is going to be Mini-Me.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Mini-Me is a good choice.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: What else is more perfect for an evil mastermind than themselves?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: When you think about it that way, they never really
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: had a companion that lasted. But when you're bringing yourself
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: into it that has the same ambitions as you, you
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: can look at it in the mirror like, that's me. Yeah,
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: one-eighth my size, but still me, you know?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: And that meaning itself is so adaptable that he can
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: switch to another side and still take the likenesses and
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: stuff of the other players in that world.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Like, Mini-Me was wonderful. He did everything he could to
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: get the love and admiration he needed From at the start, Dr. Evil,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: and then later on, Austin Powers. And that whole franchise
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: would be, I mean, I'm not saying it would be
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: nothing without him, but from that point on, him coming in,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been the same. I can tell you
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: right the fuck now, it wouldn't.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Dr.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Evil, when it came close to any of the things
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: without him, and Austin Powers wouldn't have been able to
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: complete and save the world without Mini-Me switching sides to
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: become a clone of him.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Whereas most Groot and all that shit were enemies and
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: turned good, too, so that doesn't count.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: All right. So you can't hit me for that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: What I can hit you for is, does that not
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: make him a bad minion?
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: No.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: If he switches to the side of good.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: All the minions in the Disney things, they all switch
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: to good at some point. Mastermind, freaking the minions.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Also, how much exactly did Mini-Me do?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Enough to foil a bunch of shit.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I remember a lot of him being thrown and kicked around.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he also gave the plans to get into
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: that submarine. That he gave it to Foxy.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Alright, I don't remember, but I'll take your word for it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how they got in, because he switched sides.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: In the hotel room when they were fighting each other,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Austin and him. He put him in a bag and
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: started smacking him around. It wasn't a bag, it was
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: a pillowcase.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Augie, do you want to push back against his minion
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: choice at all?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: So just him, right?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just doing the single.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, there are other minions that Dr.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Evil has.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: True. Stereotypical incompetence.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Number two.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Number two.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Good evening, number two.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Frau Furbissena? Is that her name?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: She was just awesome I mean that whole group was
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: as a team and Scott holy fuck Scott like genius
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say straight up genius yeah more of
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: that please guys keep making that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I will admit they seemed like a team of good
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: minions yeah so with that in mind Augie it's your
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: turn can you best that.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Okay do you want a specific minion or a team
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: of minions is fine A.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Team of minions would be fine as long as you
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: can convince me they're the best.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, I could tell you all about them, honestly.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: They're probably one of my favorite minions and I honestly
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: think are the best just because of their success rate
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: and based on their loyalty alone. Bowser's minions, a.k.a. the
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Koopa Troop, a.k.a. Team Bowser, a.k.a. once upon a time
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: was actually known as Turtle Empire.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: Damn damn i didn't know they were called turtle empire
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: yeah and like if you if you've ever seen a
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: mario game with and if you ever look at like
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: bowser has a lot of minions like to just to
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: kind of scrape the surface he's.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Got koopa koopa troopas he's got hammer bros goombas he's
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: got shy guys magic koopas who is his uh he's
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: got a head magic koopa named uh kamek who's like
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: One of his most loyal subjects is his number two.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: He's the one that does all the magic shit that
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: basically carries out all the schemes, events, stuff for him,
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: all that shit like that. He's got Koopalings. Koopalings include
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: freaking Bowser Jr.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: includes Larry.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: All of his kids.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: All of his fucking kids, all eight of them.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: That he supposedly had with Princess Peach, by the way. Allegedly. Allegedly.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Allegedly. Did he lay the egg?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: It's not very well explained.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: She inseminated him, yeah. That's exactly how that works.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: It's not explained at all.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: She's a futa. She has been for.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: That's why you don't kiss girls, guys. They'll pregnant you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: That's how you lay eggs. Don't let them kiss you.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: That's why you don't kiss people.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: You get cooties and then you start laying eggs.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Horrible. Pretty sure that's how Birdo does it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: This is why you don't kiss cousins.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You saw Birdo, yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Birdo does it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: You don't kiss cousins.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: But yeah, every single one of them are like, even the,
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: especially the Koopalings, the eight of them, especially Bowser Jr.,
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: they're all capable of going off and doing their own things. Jr.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: even proved to be on par with Mario. In many cases.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I believe that they are probably one of
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: the best minions just simply because even when they fail,
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: they still remain loyal to him to the point where
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: they've conquered now galaxies.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Okay. I guess I would turn around and ask, don't
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: they always get their ass kicked?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Not always, because if they did, how come he continues
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: to be more and more successful? He does fail in
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: the times that Mario interjects, but every other time he's succeeding.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: When Mario's not there, he's crushing it. Mario's the only
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: one who can stop him.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: He's got a point.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: He's right.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: They can't even stop their... Literally, his minions run rampant.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: No one else can handle his minions except for Mario
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: in the game.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Same thing with Bowser. You don't see fucking Toad going
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: toe-to-toe with Bowser or any of the Toadstools going toe-to-toe
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: with Bowser.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: That's Mario 2.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Mario 2.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: But that's different.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: If you could say one negative thing about your minions,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: what would they be?
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Probably the fact is that they do seem loyal to
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: a fault. They willingly go in waves without thinking. Though
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: it has been shown that Bowser has protected them in
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: some cases or led them as a general would lead
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: his forces kind of thing. He's never sacrificed them. Or
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: anything like that. They just seem to always done it themselves.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: That's a good answer. All you get is points.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't decided yet whether or not I fully
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: agree with that.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Well, what's yours then?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Initially, when I posed the question, I couldn't think of
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: anybody but shitty minions.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you just change it to shitty minions?
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: The one that kept popping in my head, and it's
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: mostly because he just recently passed, was Tim Curry as
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: the minion in The Shadow. Which is an absolutely god-awful movie.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: It is absolutely, genuinely terrible.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: The Shadow?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: What the heck?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the radio superhero. Yeah. Yeah, Alec Baldwin.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Holy fuck, yes.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin plays The Shadow.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot about that fucking movie.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: It's an absolutely terrible movie. It is god-awful. I would
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: not wish it on my worst enemy. But it has
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Tim Curry in it. And he plays this slimy, shady
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: piece of shit, like, number two. And he winds up, like,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: his mind breaking and, like, undescribable fluid, like, dripping down
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: his head. Like, I don't know if his brain is
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: just leaking out or what the fuck they're trying to
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: go with here. But his mind literally breaks. He just
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: starts screaming and, like, throws himself out a window. And
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: that's it for the poor guy. And I'm just like, okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, aside from being played by Tim Curry,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: you were pointless. And he didn't really do anything. He
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: seemed to fail at everything. Like, he just seemed to
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: be like a shitty minion. And then the best one
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: that I could think of that I don't know if
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: it trumps either of yours, honestly, but I can't get
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: him out of my head, is Bob from the 1989
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Batman movie. Oh, my God, Bob. Joker's number two.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: No, Bob.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I like this one. He's about to cut that fucking
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: one painting.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Bob is genuinely, he takes orders.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I think that would win out of ours.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: He takes orders. He does his job well. He even
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: captures and holds Bruce Wayne at one point.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: All the photo investigation he did.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: He is thoroughly effective.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: And he's completely loyal to Joker to the point where
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: he doesn't even think twice about handing Joker his gun
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: in the parade. And Joker repays him by killing him
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Which.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: genuinely made me mad watching that movie for the first
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: time i'm like he did his job he was good
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: at his job and he did it for you and
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: this is how you repay i just remember being infuriated
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: justice for bob bob was a good minion and.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Deserved i agree.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yes but if you wanted bad me that's you could
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: have just asked.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Because i would just said pinky from pinky in the brain.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, technically he's probably the worst of all time.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: He's probably the only reason why they're still in that
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: fucking cage.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, honest to God, yeah, they should have escaped
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: so many times over.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: To be fair, though, he could have won a bunch
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: of shit. Like that Jeopardy episode. He came out of
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: the double jeopardy. He would have had enough money to
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: buy all the science shit they needed.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: But he still fucked it up. Yep.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Pinky knew the answer.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Brain fucked it up.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, wow.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fucked up.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I need to go back and rewatch that episode.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: That shit's fucking amazing.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: In any event, I need to choose between Mini-Me and the.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Mini-anyone.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: And the Koopa Gang. I am reluctantly going to go
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: with the Koopa Gang.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Because I genuinely was thinking about it in terms of
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: who does their evil villain the best... service? Like who,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: who actually provides like, and I was trying to think
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: of a minion who like after their villain died or
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: lost to the hero, the minion actually successfully sets off
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: whatever the villain was trying to do. There has to
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: have been a movie or a story where that happened.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't think of it. It's driving me crazy.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: If you know of one, please write us, send us
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: an email at BFYTWpodcast at gmail.com. Or leave us a
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: voicemail on our website, bfytwpod.com, in the contact us section.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: And tell me your favorite minion. If there's a minion
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: that fits the description that I've just described, someone who
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: successfully sets off their villain's plans after the villain is
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: no longer able to, that would be a damn good minion. Generally,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: we appreciate all of your ideas, but I am most
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: interested in that one because my brain can't think of one.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Star Wars. All the Sith.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah. But even Darth Vader eventually turns. He
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: eventually turns to the good side. And that's the reason
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: why I voted against Mini-Me.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: After he kills how many kids, how many Jedi?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Because Mini-Me betrays his villain. He betrays his master.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Or brings him around to the good side later.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, later on he does bring him around
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: to the good side in the third movie. But... I
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: was looking at it in terms of who actually, yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: who sticks to their master's plans and actually does fruitful
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: actions to make them come about. And to me, that's Bob.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: That's 100% Bob.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: 100% Bob.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: The Joker in that movie could not have done what
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: he did without Bob. End of.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I'm still mad about it. I'm still mad about it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: In any event, Augie's going to win that game. He
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: gets two episode points. It is two to one. We
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: are going to have a winner. There's going to be
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: no ties for this one. And we're going to play
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: game three. We're three episode points right after this.
• 55:38
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• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, man.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: going to be four out of five dentists.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Dentists. Dentists rock, yo.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I have got five surveys here. You guys are going
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: to take turns. You guys are going to take turns
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: guessing the exact percentage of a result of those surveys.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: And if you get within 10% high or low, you
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: get a point. The other player will then guess whether
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the true percentage is higher or lower than your guess.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: And if they're correct, they get a point. After five surveys,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: the player with the most points wins this game and
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: gets three episode points. So that having been said, Stevie,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: you lost the last game. You have the choice. Do
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: you want to guess the exact percentage first or do
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: you want to go higher or lower first?
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Higher or lower first, please.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: In that case, Augie, this is going to be your survey. Mr.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Gets them right on every time.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Augie, according to a September 26th YouGov survey, what percentage
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: of American men say that women are more advantaged in
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: society than men?
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: In 26? What percentage of American men say women have
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: it better and have more advantages in society than men?
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll just say 37% in a row. 37% says Augie.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Stevie, is it higher or lower than 37%?
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Personally, I don't think it's higher than that, but I
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: have a feeling it's going to be higher because people
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: are stupid.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Women are advantaged in any form of society.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say higher. I don't think this, but
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I think the survey is going to say higher.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: You are shitting yourselves.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly. The exact percentage of American men who say that
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: women have it better is 20%. Oh, thank God.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I'm okay with losing the point.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: It is not within 10 or higher low.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: It is lower, not higher, so neither of you gets
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: a point. And 20% of American men are wrong. Yeah.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Just flat out wrong.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Except for those two men who live in that Amazon island.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Look, I apologize to the 17% of men that I
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: thought were also part of that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Epstein Island?
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Oh, I said Amazon.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Amazon.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Like Wonder Woman and shit.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: The fuck are you talking about?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Stevie, this is your survey.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: According to a September 2026 YouGov survey, what percentage of
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: American millennials say that when considering what beverage to buy
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: or consume, they would consider Gatorade?
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: They would consider Gatorade.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what percentage of American millennials say that when thinking
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: about what to drink, they would think about Gatorade?
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: And then I think about H2O.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: And then I think about Gatorade.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Gatorade.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: H2O. Gatorade.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to watch this shit again. I'm going to
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: say 49%.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: 49%.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: 49 49 says stevie augie you think it's actually higher
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: or lower than 49 probably higher going higher all right
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: the exact percentage of american millennials who say when considering
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: what beverage to buy or consume they would consider gatorade
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: is 42%, which is within 10%, so Stevie does get
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: a point.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: But it is not higher. It is lower, so no
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: point for Augie.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: That's also surprising, right?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to our next survey. Augie, this is yours.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: According to a September 26th YouGov survey, what percentage of
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Americans with a family income of $ 50, 000 or less.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Say that they never use AI to write anything? What
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: percentage of the American poor say they never use AI
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: to write anything? 73%. 73% says Augie.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Stevie, what say you?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to say.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Less than that.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: You're going less than 73%? All right. Well, according to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: a September 2026 YouGov survey, the percentage of Americans with
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: a family income of $ 50, 000 or less who say that
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: they never use AI to write anything, 60% flat. Wow.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Augie was just outside of the 10.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: But Stevie is right. It is lower.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anything higher than $ 50, 000, they said 43%. So if
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: you're middle class or higher, you are more likely to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: use AI.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Because you have a computer.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: To think for you instead of thinking for yourself.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: That's weird. I just don't like it.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like it either. It's fucking dumb.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Let's go back to walkie-talkies, guys.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: It puts out endless amounts of slop. The industry cannot
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: sustain itself. It's doing so much bad to the environment.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: There are so many reasons why it's awful. Let's move
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: on or else I'll never stop talking about it.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Stevie, this is your survey. According to a June 2026
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: YouGov poll, what percentage of Americans say that they have
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: personally felt the effects of climate change? They have personally
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: felt the effects of climate change.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: I know we have.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say 72%. 72% says Stevie. Yes, I
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: think that's a good number. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Is the real percentage higher or lower than 72? I'm
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Say lower.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Don't think by much.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: According to a June 2026 YouGov poll, the percentage of
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Americans who say they personally felt the effects of climate change... 55%. What?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking liars.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: So Stevie is not within 10, but Augie is right.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: He is lower.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Very nice.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like I should be right for that.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: It shouldn't be half of everybody being like, oh, yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Here's our final survey, and the results of this really
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: do matter. It is a one-point game. Oh, wow. Augie,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: this is yours. According to an August 2026 YouGov survey,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: what percentage of Americans say that toy tool sets... are
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: for both boys and girls. 48%. 48%, says Augie. Stevie.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: You said Americans, not a specific state, right?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Yep, just Americans.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say it's higher than that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: You're going to say it's higher.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Augie said 48%. The actual percentage of Americans who say
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: that toy tool sets are for both boys and girls...
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: is 74%. Good, good. Not within 10 for Augie, but
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: it is higher. And Stevie, with three points to one,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: you've won this game. And you've won the episode four
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: points to two.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, shoot. Good game, Aug. Good hosting, Aaron.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Well done.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Well done. Cheers all around. I'm starting to.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Think that game should be longer.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Nah, that was good.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Feels like it goes quickly. Um, in any event, uh, yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: that's our game. Congratulations to Stevie for narrowly edging, edging
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: all you have.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: I'm good at edging. What can I say? Whoa. I mean, uh, Hey, uh, okay.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: So yeah, uh, it's been a wild ride and another
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: great episode. And, uh, I just gotta say, thank you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: for listening. You can follow me online at Pantsless Aaron.
• 1:04:02
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• 1:04:04
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• 1:04:09
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• 1:04:14
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• 1:04:18
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• 1:04:22
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• 1:05:09
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• 1:05:12
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  Speaker 2: only been on Patreon for about four.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Podcasting for seven and a half.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Sir seven and a half shit we're going on fucking
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: hell so our patreon has to be getting up there
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: too five six.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Years oh my god yeah lots of stuff and it's.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Just it's literally five bucks a month that's it so
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: you will join the ranks of such elite legends as
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: mexican colin and donna mags justin b kristen f david
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: a 8-bit bridget from long island uh david m aaron
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: r jeffrey me f the gate labors bill m crunchy
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: the man the myth the bell end DJ Xanthus, Crystal D,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: 2F Jeff, Matt, Native Pixie, Julie from Running Wheels with Hamsters.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: That's not the name of the show. I forgot to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: fix it.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: The show is called Running the Hamster Wheel. And finally,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Stevie's parents, John and Diane.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: Yay!
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much to everybody, including Stevie's parents, because
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: that's awesome. And that is going to be it from us.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Because fuck you, that's why.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Awesome show.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Tee hee hee hee.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: Tee hee hee hee.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Tee hee hee hee.