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Chris Rock, Tiffany Haddish Interview and More Classic Moments · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Danger. Dang if I come to the breakfast club, I
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  Speaker 1: called in the high seat. You know I live. You
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  Speaker 1: don't aren't even doing you? I'm so baggy? Are you so? Paddy?
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  Speaker 1: The World's most Dangerous Morning Show djel stay in everybody's business,
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  Speaker 1: but in a good rad. Charlemagne the the ruler, rubbing
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  Speaker 1: you the wrong way, the freakfast, wake up, wake up,
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  Speaker 1: wake ya. This is your time to get it off
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  Speaker 1: your chest. Whether you're mad or blass, we want to
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  Speaker 1: hear from you on a breakfast blas. Hello, who's this? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? Hey, good morning. How are you all right?
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  Speaker 1: We haven't heard from you in a long time. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty Oh wow, you still remember the boys? Yeah? What's up? Pretty?
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  Speaker 1: You mad this morning? No, I'm not mad this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glassed. I've been blessed for every where. Have
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  Speaker 1: you been pretty? Oh? I've just been busy. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working in everything pretty not with my boy friend.
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  Speaker 1: You got a boyfriend now? You little about about a year? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You go, girl? Yeah? Like a player. That's why we
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard from He's a soccer player. I know, a
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  Speaker 1: poker player. Pok poker. Okay, okay, you got money? Oh? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you're pregnant. You know what, I have a beautiful bring. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't a baby, though a ring can be taken back.
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  Speaker 1: I got a pretty Well he's start getting it back. Pretty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little little minute that you got a boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: and just stop calling us. You can't just not call
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  Speaker 1: your friends anymore just because you're in a relationship. And
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  Speaker 1: then you can't just not call your friends anymore because
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  Speaker 1: you're in a relationship. You just stop calling us. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you asked me not to call there
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  Speaker 1: anymore because of one person there. It's not you or that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, so you know what that's that's that's
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  Speaker 1: a terrible process of elimination. Just say, my man, he
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  Speaker 1: downladed me. You know I wouldn't saying boyfriend. No, you mean, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you want me to say? All right, he's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that anymore because you are blessed. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for calling. Thank you, pretty miss an. Hello? Who's this
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  Speaker 1: all right? This is Danielle. Hey, Danielle, how are you
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  Speaker 1: feeling this morning? I'm feeling blessed as hell? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us why you blessed this hell? I hear you, Danielle.
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  Speaker 1: I am blessed because in December I had a house
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  Speaker 1: fire and my family and I we lost everything. But
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  Speaker 1: now we are back in our house and we finally
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  Speaker 1: had everything all right, awesome, everything is good, God everything,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Mama. Hello, who's this? This is Steff from
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  Speaker 1: from Miami. Day Bro. Why are you mad this morning? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad? Or first of all, I like that see
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  Speaker 1: how the whole Brother's club. I've been a faithful listen
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  Speaker 1: for the last three and a half of your five years.
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  Speaker 1: I mad because I called last week and when I
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  Speaker 1: won my three dollars in the lottery. And I'm mad
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  Speaker 1: because you guys never let me finish talking for your
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  Speaker 1: hang up for me? All right ahead, finish what you
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  Speaker 1: were saying. Well, that's it from a man from last week.
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  Speaker 1: But I also want to Charlotte Charlomagne saying I gotta
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  Speaker 1: shoot my shot? And Lee, how are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: How are you saying? I'm doing fine. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know, put it out there if you're
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  Speaker 1: ever looking for a couple that you want to commingle with.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my girl are down for that, right then,
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  Speaker 1: let this guy finish. Thank you. I appreciate you shooting
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  Speaker 1: your shot. I'm not doing that. Get it off your chests.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred five eighty five one oh five one. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to get something off your chests, maybe tell
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  Speaker 1: them why you're mad, and tell them why you're blessed.
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  Speaker 1: Call us now. It's the breakfast Club of the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Pick up the mother mother phone and down. This is
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  Speaker 1: your time to get it off your chest, your man.
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  Speaker 1: We want to hear from you on the breakfast club,
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  Speaker 1: so you better have the same energy. Hello. Who's this Hey?
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  Speaker 1: This is Christ, Hey Christ, tell them why you're blessed.
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  Speaker 1: I am blasted for two reasons. One um, in two
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  Speaker 1: I was in fourteen, I was diagnosed with stage four
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  Speaker 1: ovarian cancer and I cancer free. Pray, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And then also, um, you know, God has been working
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  Speaker 1: in my life and I just became an ordained minister.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just blessed all the way around. And I
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  Speaker 1: want to tell you all, how dope I think that
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  Speaker 1: you all are. In the morning, I have to listen
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  Speaker 1: to you. You You stop my day off, and you're mad,
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  Speaker 1: intelligent and funny, and I just want to say thank
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  Speaker 1: you and you all stay blassed. How does God feel
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  Speaker 1: about you listening to the breakfast club. I think he's
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  Speaker 1: fine with it. I think if he wasn't, he would
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  Speaker 1: speak to my heart about it. I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: you're doing anything wrong. I don't think that being a
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  Speaker 1: minister means that you can't listen to things that are
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  Speaker 1: uplifting and positive. If you're not, you know, you didn't hate.
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  Speaker 1: You all speak the truth, and the truth is what's up.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't think he's the problem with it at all.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're blessed, and I hope you all say
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  Speaker 1: us for real. You blessed me. Every morning I want
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  Speaker 1: to say thank you, thank you, mamma. You know what's
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  Speaker 1: so funny. I do have a lot of pastors who
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  Speaker 1: follow me on social media, like a lot of pathors.
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  Speaker 1: You're retweeting my book and and we're trying to incorporate
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  Speaker 1: this in sermons, and I'd be like, Wow, Hello, who's this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Tim Jones time his money called it from Hartford.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm mad, you know, I'm blessed, man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: mad because my boys from Harperd they don't get into recognition.
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  Speaker 1: My boy smooth hands, kid wop, sexist, they're the hardest
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  Speaker 1: out man. I'm blessed because they're all my brothers. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're from the same hood. They're the hardest out. How
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  Speaker 1: hard is the direction, sir? No, not as Sharma. You
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  Speaker 1: would like my boy smooth Hands. You got a mixtape
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  Speaker 1: off called the God Tape Part two. You would definitely
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  Speaker 1: feel it, and uh idj Envy, he would feel my
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  Speaker 1: boy sexist. He got the album of platinum in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't Now that's like, you know, they're definitely the hardest
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  Speaker 1: dudes up. That should look him up, man, But that Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which one of these hard dudes would I feel? Would
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  Speaker 1: you feel? You would probably feel uh, probably smooth Hands
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  Speaker 1: because he's, like I said, he on a more smooth tip.
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  Speaker 1: But he definitely puts in our lace. So I record
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  Speaker 1: that y'all would like to check out. Was ill never
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  Speaker 1: be the same? She's like, he never be the same
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  Speaker 1: after you feel your hard dudes, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying that what you just saying? You say that
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  Speaker 1: God take part three? Well, God take part two. I'll
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  Speaker 1: never be the same. You watch that video, Shalomagne, You'll
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  Speaker 1: never be the same. Like he's focused, he is focused,
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  Speaker 1: my guy, Get it off your chest. Eight hundred five
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  Speaker 1: eighty five one oh five one. If you're upset you
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  Speaker 1: need to vent, you could call us, or if you
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  Speaker 1: feel blessed, hit us up. It's the Breakfast Cloud, Morning Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela, Yea Schlomagne the guy. We
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  Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in
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  Speaker 1: the building. I love when legends stop by. Chris Rocks,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, good morning, thank you, and I miss the Rock.
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  Speaker 1: Should I be interviewing you because you're you're the You're
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  Speaker 1: the hot one right now. I'm doing okay, now you're
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  Speaker 1: doing real. God is God is good. God is good. Yeah, good,
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  Speaker 1: publishing is good. Words are good, sentences paragraph The book
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  Speaker 1: is out in New York Times Bestseller. But yeah, keep
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  Speaker 1: track of stuff like we'll all keep a track of
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that total total Blackout tour right now, which
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  Speaker 1: is a huge before we get to that now. Envy
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  Speaker 1: wasn't here last, and he was not here last. I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually shocked that he stuck around the day he went
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  Speaker 1: to Africa. I had a slight rich people problem with
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  Speaker 1: each other. Envy. Our kids played basketball. They played against
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  Speaker 1: each other. Envy was the coach of his ardest basketball team.
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  Speaker 1: So I commend him for that. Right, So he had
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  Speaker 1: one of these these Elijah on shot kids that was
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  Speaker 1: you know, like this kid had like sixty points that
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  Speaker 1: they're killing us, they're killing us, and it's like three
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  Speaker 1: minutes left in the game, and normally compassionate individuals take
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  Speaker 1: the good kid out. Yea. No, he keeps the good
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  Speaker 1: kid in for no reason for and that's not nice.
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  Speaker 1: So we played him the day before, right, and the
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  Speaker 1: kids went up to Chris rocking as no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this was the day. Oh yeah, it was after the
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  Speaker 1: game before no ira to the game. No, I did
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  Speaker 1: not give anybody no autographs, turning the facts. Turning the fact,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, are we gonna get them the next one? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we blew them out. But that has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with the young ladies on the team. That's
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  Speaker 1: poor sportsmanship. Oh no, it was like it was like,
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  Speaker 1: literally they beat us by like forty points. Yeah. Now, Christ,
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  Speaker 1: back on your behalf. You could have gave the little
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  Speaker 1: girls an autograph, you know what. They deserved to feel
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  Speaker 1: bad that day about something. It's a life lesson the
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  Speaker 1: sins of the father. I'm passed down to the suns
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  Speaker 1: of the drug. No, he's play of that for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: You give me be a patty for no damn reason.
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  Speaker 1: It was learning lesson. It was funny. Oh god, he
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  Speaker 1: getting pulled over in that neighborhood that much anymore, not lately,
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  Speaker 1: not to stop taking pictures. I just pulled. I ran
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  Speaker 1: out of film. They don't even have film anymore, but
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  Speaker 1: I ran out of film. Are they're hiring new cops
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  Speaker 1: where they don't know who you are yet. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not like I changed cause anything. They just
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  Speaker 1: they just like getting me. I mean one cop pulled
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  Speaker 1: me over one time. He goes, do you live around here?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, do you live around him? Because I
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  Speaker 1: don't know no cop. Yeah, I get pulled over over
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  Speaker 1: there all the time, getting the hair cut, like all
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  Speaker 1: the time. They find the weirdest reasons. Know, if there's
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  Speaker 1: an air fresh to hanging from your mirror a fen
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  Speaker 1: as you said, you call the cops some people all
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  Speaker 1: the time, Well I do. If they go to sell coke.
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  Speaker 1: Charlot Mane had an incident with It was the white
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  Speaker 1: guy in the neighborhood that asked him if he sold coke? Really,
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  Speaker 1: where the hell you live? In a nice neighborhood. This
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  Speaker 1: guy looked like, what do you islan? Yeah? Really but equal?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what did that? I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: what that was. I didn't know what it was. I
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  Speaker 1: told me so set up trying to get you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you wrote a good book. That's what this is. When
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: they get you. You've been infiltrated, one of these one
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  Speaker 1: of these people right here. It's about the FBI. I
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  Speaker 1: bet I know who it is. You've been in portrayed.
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  Speaker 1: They flipped them. He's gonna give them notes tonight about you.
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  Speaker 1: Is he working on another book? Is gonna be blanking
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  Speaker 1: the title? It's time too now it's been nine years
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  Speaker 1: since your last to a lot of material, like a
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  Speaker 1: crazy amount of materials. Sometimes when things happen, do you
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  Speaker 1: say this is unfortunate, but this would be great for
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  Speaker 1: my stand up? Yes, sometimes it happens. I mean, you know,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: you don't want the world to explode. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump to be president just to help out my act,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but stuff happens. Lots of lots of crazy
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  Speaker 1: stuff happened. I got the boss. You know a lot
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: of a lot of you know nonsense. How do you
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  Speaker 1: know when it's time to go back out like I
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: needed some money, man, Ali, believe you know what, you
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  Speaker 1: just want to I don't know. When people talk to
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  Speaker 1: you like you ain't funny, that's what it's time to
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  Speaker 1: go back out. Somebody give you that. You're like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me, let me get out here. Is there anything
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  Speaker 1: off limit that you will not touch? There's nothing off
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  Speaker 1: limits I will not touch. There's not. I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: it's funny, let's let's do it. Let's do it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just getting a lot of encouragement Chappelle
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  Speaker 1: and keV Hard, Everybody's like, come on, man, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on. You know so now why kind of building
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: on what y'all are doing here, you know, the Black
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  Speaker 1: Lives Matter movement. Just I don't know, it just felt right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Just felt right by getting black,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Just it's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: black time. His kids, he's a real dad, like everybody.
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  Speaker 1: He's a real dad because a lot of times people
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  Speaker 1: say their fathers and they don't take their kids to
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  Speaker 1: the games, they don't take their kids to practice, they
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  Speaker 1: don't argue with the team. Kids rock at every game
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: with his daughter's like traveling around. He's an uber driver
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: on the weekends. I would see every day stereotyping. But
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  Speaker 1: you don't see that too much, not not just especially
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  Speaker 1: with people in the entertainment industry, that people are really
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  Speaker 1: busy and not around people exactly. And yeah, I always say,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: you know, what if I die, When I die at
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  Speaker 1: my funeral, if you're talking about my jokes, I have
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: failed as a father. That's the way I look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Should be talking about like your life, just talk about
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  Speaker 1: my life and what kind of person. When I went
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: to Bernie macneral like, comedy was like a very small part.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like this guy's husband, and guy's a father,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's a friend, you know, and you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't I hope, I don't know. I'm not planning on
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  Speaker 1: dying anytime soon. But by the way, I've talked to
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  Speaker 1: like three comedians in the past couple of weeks, and
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  Speaker 1: all of them have said the exact same thing. If
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  Speaker 1: they're talking to me, like if I die, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to know, I'm like, what are you talking about?
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Like why are you think? Why? Somebody? Definitely I'm please,
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  Speaker 1: We're all you know, well, who are you've been talking
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: to I talked to Donna Rolins yesterday. Call me to go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wanna tell you man if I die, man,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: you really. That's also Charlie Murphy. Just too many people
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: knew he was sick. I didn't know he was say
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  Speaker 1: I see him at the ball and I did. Charlie
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  Speaker 1: Murphy just passed. With black men, we all got down,
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  Speaker 1: ye passed away. All our fathers die in the fifties,
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  Speaker 1: early sixties. So you gotta be thinking about it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, you know what I mean. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: things change. Medicine's better. You know, Greens don't kill you
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  Speaker 1: like they used to. The worst thing about a black
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  Speaker 1: funeral is like at the end of the funeral they
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: serve the food that killed the person. You realize he's
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: dead because of this. All right, we got more with
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock coming up. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, the Breakfast Club, wanting everybody is dj N
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  Speaker 1: v Angela, Ye, Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: We have Chris Rock in the building. Charlemagne, you said
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  Speaker 1: anything goals in comedy. Now, what's the easiest group to offend?
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  Speaker 1: In twenty seventeen, man, you gotta gotta be careful with
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: your transgenders. You got you've been a word that one
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  Speaker 1: writes you better take that one to spell check. My
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: friend did a good job with that on his I
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  Speaker 1: thought did a really good job. But I thought I
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  Speaker 1: thought he made. I thought I thought he what he
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  Speaker 1: did was like made. What am I trying to see im?
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  Speaker 1: I thought he humanized, Not that anybody's not human, but
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I thought it a thing you should be. Just because
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: he didn't like the person in the joke doesn't mean
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: he didn't like the person because of their sexual preference, Right,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. And a lot of
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: times we white people do this too. It's like you
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: deal with a minority and you put them on a pedestal,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: and that's I mean, that's that's almost racist too. It's
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  Speaker 1: like it's nice that you can put somebody just in
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  Speaker 1: a normal situation. And that's what Dave did in this special.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't feel like I think k tiptoes around
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  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. I feel like he goes right
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  Speaker 1: for it. He does not care. No, he does goes
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  Speaker 1: right at it. Yeah, So why do y'all care? Why
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: do we care? I don't know. I don't know, I
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: don't know. It seems like we're getting more trouble. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's still that I'm still black thing like maybe it's Yeah,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: it seems like we're getting more trouble. That's what I think. Yeah,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: you don't want to get boycotted and lose opportunities. I
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: don't need that right, trying to pay alimony, trying. It's like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we got a special coming to Yes, we're doing great comedy,
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  Speaker 1: more fun. I doesn't make it feel like more work.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is, it's fun. It's fun. I'm not I'm
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: not mad. I got no I got no anger nothing. Yeah,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: you know, we all we all got we all got built,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: we all got something, like you said, and bringing the pain.
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  Speaker 1: If you're making fifty million issue wins half, no big deal,
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  Speaker 1: you still got Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I won't pick up the check. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit around the black check comes, I go to
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. I gotta go to the bathroom, pray for Charlemagne.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Hope this bonus came. You've You've always had that hip
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  Speaker 1: hop filament to your shows too, Like do you even
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: keep track of what's going on out here now? Like
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the Little Yaddi He was on Ross's album, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: old Gito, you can't count Row Still still though, how
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  Speaker 1: y'all you know what really happen? I Sultan at the bed.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: It was like one of those things. I was doing
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: an award show and I thought I had one Rick
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Ross joke and I didn't realize to watching it later
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: than I had four and then like Rick Ross, I
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: think it is the first guy ever like apologized to us,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: like I felt like Ross to get too serious though, man, man,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: you know Puss, here's the weird thing. I love Ross,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I love Ross. So it
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: was a couple of times I was like I want
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: to go to this show and that show. I was like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I better I got beefoot Ross who because we went
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: to the whole interview after BT war he was going
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: in on c I'm like, yeah, but you know how
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: beef works. It ain't even the guy. It's the eight
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: guys around the guy. It's the eight guys around the
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: guy that want to impress the guy, you know what
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I mean. So I don't need that, As you said,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm with my kids most of the time. So I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: text Ross. I was like, hey, man, whatever, man, you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: know what, I actually apologize. I'm I'm gonna say, I'm
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be. I'm gonna be man. I'm man enough to apologize.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Joke and if you need anything, let me know, because
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: everybody needs jokes. And yeah, and like a couple of
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: he was like cool and like a couple of months
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: later he hit me and I went in the studio
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and I was scared because you like remember Good Fellows
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: when they told Joe PESHI was a maid man tis
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: in the studio doing stuff. I was like, is it
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: going down? But h no, No. We hung out a
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: couple of times since that. It's called cool. Rick Ross
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: is kind of phenomenal. But I say he's the best
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: rapper alive. I mean that day, I just want to
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Good on me. I don't I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: don't roll posse deep, but uh yeah, I'll keep up
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: with everything. The Megos album is much better than it
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: has a right to beat. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just from a New York cat that listens to rap.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You think when you first hit the Mega you go
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: okay bad and boogie is good. I'm sure the rest
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: of this is blah blah blah. You listen to the
• 18:43
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• 18:48
  Speaker 1: it's for real. The Kendrick album is on some Equimini
• 18:52
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• 18:57
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• 19:01
  Speaker 1: to really listen to this record, get get the line
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: of notes and just like really like follow what he's saying.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: You go like, Okay, I see what's going on here.
• 19:12
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• 19:16
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• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Zero to one hundred Drake is it's hot, Like really,
• 19:25
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• 19:29
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• 19:31
  Speaker 1: of LUJ knock off Drake, you know from my daughter.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: But you got to be back into the new music
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: because you're like single now, so you're out in the
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: club the little I'm just I'm single, never rising the club.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm singing. I just bought a bunch of red sneakers.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: All the red sneakers you got, just just red. The
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: kids are wearing red sticks no matter what, don't match nothing.
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• 20:16
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• 20:20
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• 20:23
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• 20:29
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• 20:33
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• 20:42
  Speaker 1: We are the Breakfast Club. Now we got a special
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: guest joining us. Her name is Tiffany Hattter. She might
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: know her from where Charlemagne. Yes, she's from the Car
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Michael Show. She's got a show coming out with Tracy
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Morgan called The Last Old g she'sn't gonna be in
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the upcoming movie Girls Trip with Queen Latifa, Regina Hall,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: and Jada Pinkett Smith. She's just a very funny, blessing,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: highly favored individual. I used to watch Tiffy when used
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: to be on H one that I Love the nineties. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you was on the two. I know the same day.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I remember that I asked you to get in a
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: photo booth with me and you said you was busy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah he was busy though. They was.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: They were telling me. You remember they had the photo booth,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you know, and I was thinking, that would be so
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: cool if I could take a picture with you, and
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: then I could just brag on like that's who I know. Bitches.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You know all through the hood on the tables have turned.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I bet you take a picture. Now know how many
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• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Best a few weeks, about seventy weeks. You're killing the game.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I just finished your book two very good, very good,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: very very good. I thought I always thought it was funny,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: but when I heard your story. You started raising all
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: your siblings at a really young age. Yeah. Yeah, my
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: mom had a really bad car accident. She her head
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: went through when shield and I was nine. There's five
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of us total, and I'm the oldest. And so at
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: nine years old, you know, my mom had to learn
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: how to walk, talk, eat everything again, and so basically
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: everything she had taught me up to that point, now
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm turning around, I'm teaching her and so um I
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: was like a full on mom, like right away, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I remember today my mom came out the hospital the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: doctor pulled me to the side. He said, look, she's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: never gonna be the person that she was, and it's
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: time for you to grow up. Now. You're gonna have
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: to help her as much as you can, okay. And
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. But here's the thing, Like when
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I think back about it, like, um, I feel like
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: it made me super strong. I couldn't really read that
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: good at that point. And then she was supposed to
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: be reading I supposed to be reading these I got
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to read these food stamps and everything, and then this
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: paperwork so we can eat. Somebody hit her or no,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: my stepdad had cut the break lines. I found that
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: out later on when I was like twenty one, that
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: he had seen. What had happened was he cocaine is
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: a horrible drunk, and he had a few women's pregnant,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and and he hadn't policies on us, and he kept
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: moving us, like we had these houses in LA and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: he moved my mom from there. We moved to Pomona.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Then from Pomona, we moved to Colton, which is easy
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: further from LA and my mom. At the time, I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: was a manager at the US Post Office. She had
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: her own business going, she had properties going like she
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: was like a very you know, entrepreneur, strong woman and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: she was only like twenty eight, twenty nine, and yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: so we was all supposed to be dead. And I
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: remember when I turned twenty one, I got really depressed
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and I was crying. I wanted to kill myself. I
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: wanted to die because I felt like, why am I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: even here? I can't take care of these kids. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: can't like I'm not good at and I just want
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to be happy, but it's hard, you know. I frustrated.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And he took me out for drinks and he was
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: like yeah, and he said, you're supposed to be here
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: because you could have died a long time ago, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't. And I don't, you know. And then he
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: broke it down to me and I was just like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: he basically told you he tried to kill you, MoMA.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: He tried to kill all of us. Yeah, because you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: for a while, you you thought you was supposed to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: be in the car. Yeah, we all was supposed to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: be in the car. And I have begged her. I
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: have to thank you, but I had begged her to
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: let me babysit because I'm like, I'm eight. You know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: eight and a half about to be nine. I know
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: how to make hot dogs. I know how to make rice.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I know how to change diapers. I know how to
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: bake babies. You know formula, all of that. We're going
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to bed in a couple of hours. Anyways, Why drive
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: us all the way to La, drop us off at
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: my grandma house, then you go to work. Then you
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: pick us up at like six seven in the morning,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: drive all the way back. Then I got to go
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to school or whatever. Just let it, just let me babysit.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: But she didn't come home. You know, three she's let me,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: she let me babysit. But ten, you know, three days
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: go by, she don't come home. And she said, don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: call nobody, you know, and don't answer the phone and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: lets the ring twice and then hang up because you
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: know that's how your mamma do. And she leaves. She
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: called some time back like they don't want to get
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: mom in trouble. Get mama locked up right right, No,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: we'll get with didn't mean you don't know what happened. No,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: And then on the third day, I was just like, man,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I called my grandma, like have you seen my mom?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Have you talked to her. She was like, no, what,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering why y'all. I came by the house and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I told her that, you know, I'm babysitting, but we
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: running low all right, eight years old, and it was like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: a dad, what you doing this weekend? Because you know
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: how to raise kids? I got five, I need some help. No, no, no,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: see that now now I don't really want to. I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: was married to a man that had children and I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and I love his kids. And yeah, I'm a beautiful woman.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm a beautiful woman. Yeah, helped you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: find your real fi. Yes, he found my real dad.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That's how he got me. I talk about dad. What
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: had happened was he started selling green cards, okay, illegally,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and that's what got him caught up, and that's why
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: he like took off. And so last time I saw him,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I was three, and my m you always tell me before,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you know, like, my middle name is Sarah sat and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: in that language, he means princess. So she used to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you're supposed to be some princess, but
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: you look like your ugly ass daddy. For years, I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: thought my dad was ugly, and I thought I was
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: ugly too, because I looked like this man, right. But
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: turns out, um, I go on this cruise. I meet
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: this dude on the cruise. No, no, my ex husband
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: just because you got it in with your aunt team man.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I read the book. So I'm like, so so No,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I went on this cruise. This dude he was like
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: filming me and stuff and telling me that my smile
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: just lit him up and made him so happy and everything.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: He told me he was a police. And at that time,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I had just found out about the stuff on my
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: mom and all that and my stepdad, and so I
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: had got my mind that that's what I need to do.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I need to sleep with more police. I need to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: date more police, and I could figure out how I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: can get this man locked up for doing what he
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: did to my mama. So I was going through this
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: whole little point from the time I was like nineteen eighteen.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: He said, I'll find your daddy for you, but it's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: gonna cost you, And I was like, I'll pay you whatever.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You thinking. I'm gonna get my little booty. Uh yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. I'm get into some of that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: A couple of hundred dollars, and he was like, I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: want you to marry me. That's what I want. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: so he found them in three weeks and then like
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a woman on my word. If I say i'm
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: gonna do something, I'm gonna do it. Search Google. Now,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: he didn't morn this search Google because my daddy was
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: hard to find, but he uh talked to me every
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: day on the phone for those three weeks. He got
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: up in my mind, right and uh and I really
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: enjoyed this conversation. We laughed a lot and stuff, and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just need to see what
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: he looked like and then it'll be cool. And he
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: linked me up with my dad, and I knew it
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: was my dad because I could the things he talked about.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Only my father would know. You really want to connect
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: with him. You didn't have no reservations or feel angry
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: because he left. Y'all. Well, you know, when I was
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a teenager, I wanted I felt anger, and I thought
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: to myself, Oh, if I see my dad, I'm gonna
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: kick him into ding Dan, first thing I'm gonna do.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But then as I got older, I realized, well, Dan,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you know, him not being there allowed me to experience
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: so many things. It's probably a good thing he wasn't around.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He might not have been a good dad. And I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: thanked him for that. That was one of the first
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: things I gave Hi up hugg and I said, thank
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you for not being there, because I might not be
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: the person that I am to day if he was there. Now.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: He died three weeks ago. I saw that. Yeah, he died.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He died. He died three weeks ago. And I turned
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: up last night in a little Ethiopian resting around for him,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: drank like three glasses of honeywine. I didn't pour noune
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: out because he didn't drink, but I did. All right.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: We got more with Tiffany Hatters when we come back.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: We got to talk about why she hates bunk beds.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that when we come back. It's the
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Good morning, Good morning. Everybody is DJ and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: ve Angela yee. Charlomagne the guy. We all the Breakfast
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Club now from the Car Michael Show and Girls trip.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattrish is in the building. Charlomagne. Now, how'd you
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: end up in Foster Kim? Yeah, So basically, I'll take
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: care of these kids. You know, and um, I wasn't
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the best mom, okay, and I'm taking care of my
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: mom okay, But at this point, I'm twelve, I should
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: be I should be better at it. Right, but my
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: mom had another baby, right, Um, when my stepdad she
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: was getting off, she was off the chain with it
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: because she's lost all her friends. So now I'm her friends.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: So she's telling me about her sexcapades with my stepdad meeting.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: We met in the votes wagon and we did it
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: in the votes wagon, girl, And I'm like, did what
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: She's like? The sperm disease, that's what she called it. Yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: she told me I couldn't do it till I turned
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: twenty one. Then I can have babies, and I have
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to get that's when you get the vaccination. Um. And
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: then because men have this stuff that shot Saturday, we
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: need that can cause your legs to fall off and
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: your baby carreas to fall out and then your in
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: three days. And yeah, she said, she said, she said
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that men have enzymes in their mouth that I eat
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: your face up and eat your thirst. So don't just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: kiss guys. Don't never put your tongue in a man's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: mouth because the enzymes in their mouth would eat you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: up if you don't have your vaccination. And it was
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: so funny when she told me that, because then I
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: went to school and I say, one of my whole girls,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: my friend Amber, she was kissing the dude. I was like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: oh no, and went home to my mama. Mom said,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: don't worry about her. Her parents knew she was gonna
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: be a hell. They got the shot for her early.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And so anytime I would see a girl kiss in
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the summer and be like, yeah he did this, me did,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, you got the shot early.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And then Mom is like a comedian. My mom is
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: a mess. She used to let used to play like,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you know, Bill Cosby albums and and Richard Pryor and
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Lenny Bruce and all this stuff. And she supposed to
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: be Jeohba witness, but we listened to the custom and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: all that because she she was just she really I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: think she's just a Johabah witness for the babysitting anyways.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Twelve years old. Yeah, so watching the kids twelve years old.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: My brother wasn't. She would like I went to school
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: before all the other kids and I would lay out
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: they close and my baby brother he would go to
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: school wear whatever he want to wear it, and he
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: would pee in the bed and stuff, and the team
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: he would get to school and the teacher would be like,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: he tell the teacher, I'm hungry, I'm this, I'm that,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And so then you know, they called the social workers
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and they came over. I mean we had roaches. I
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: mean I wasn't the best housekeeper. It was a lot
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of things that I wasn't doing writing. Then the social
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: workers started talking to my mom realized she got some
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: mental issues. I mean she was talking about My mom
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: used to talk about aliens in the house and she
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: can hear them and they come into they can try
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to rape all the kids and stuff. And she would
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: like not let us go outside. And we were only
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: allowed to go to school and come right back. And
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: if I came back like five minutes late, I was
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: getting beat for that because you must have been out
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: there letting the aliens rape you. And it was just crazy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It was crazy talk. I remember she was pregnant with
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: my baby baby brother. She punched me there in the face,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: busting my lip and stuff, and like pushed the whole
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: dining room table and then into my abdomen and I've
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: just thought, oh, now I'm never gonna have no kids,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: but this is cool. And then the social worker came
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: through evaluated the house, and she came over like every
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: other weekend. And then one day my mom got into
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a fight with the friend neighbors and she had hit
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the dude with the two by four and then accidentally
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: hit his baby and she got arrested. Yeah, but they
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: didn't even taken the j other just took it to
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the mental institution. And we got to When I came
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: home from school, it was police cars out there, and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the social worker was putting all the clothes and trash
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: backs and she's like, you gotta get your clothes and
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: put it in trash backs. Let's go. You you moving,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like what. And my stepdad was there,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and he could have took at least my brothers and sisters.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one from my father, but he could
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: have took the rest of the kids and they didn't
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: have to be in a system like that. And he's like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: take them all, take them all. I'll just follow you
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and see where you drop them off at. And I'm like,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: why do you, like just let me go take them? Like,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: don't let them have to let this life you would.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I was with three three different families and then um,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I went first to McLaren Hall, which is like the
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it's like a jail, but they it's it's master. McLaren
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Hall is not somewhere you want to be. But I
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: was only there for like a night and a half.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: So that's kind of where your comedy career was born. Yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that's where it was born at because it was we
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: had to share this room. And that's why I don't
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: do bunk beds now. I think bunk beds is dangerous.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I don't never want to be in a bunk bed. Yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I'm growing as hell, but good buck bed So hate
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: bunk beds. Like you want to see me, No, you
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: want to see me have an attitude and ready to squad.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Put a bunk bed in the room. Watch what happens girl. Now,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't do bunk beds. You better try to have sex.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: As soon as I see a dude got a bunk bed,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bye, dudes have bunk beds, dud, they have
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: air mattresses and bunk beds. It's like all the people
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: trying to ain't get on the come on, Yeah, they
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: had like five roommates and stuff, and I'm like anyways
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and mclarenhard they had these bun beds would be like
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: four in the room, right, four beds in the room.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: And it's like these hella like these is gangster chicks
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: with mental problems and all kinds of stuff and they
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: can't house them. And so here I am, like twelve,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: almost thirteen up in here with these chicks and they
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: um Dave was like it was whoop, You're gonna cry
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: a night bit nasty night like, and all I can
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: think is this bunk bed, Like there's no out, there's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: no way out. You just you trapped up against this wall.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So I just started acting real stupid and like clowning.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, you want to beat me up on,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: come on with it. And I did, like you crush
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: your arm over like this, like I say, I say,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: by the bed and I was like you ain't gonna
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: touch and say so and like and I was being
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: real stupid and all I can think of is, um,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: who framed Roger Rabbit? This movie like inspired all my
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: comedy because there's a scene and who frame rod jer Rabbit?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: With the detective says, why are these people doing these
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: nice things for you, and he says, because I make
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: them laugh at if you make people laugh, don't do
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: anything for you, plead, And I'm like, yeah, that's the ticket. This,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get people to do my homework. This, I'm
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get people to help me. This, I'm gonna keep
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: from getting beat up. So I just started clowning, just
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: start cracking jokes and and being like mostly cracking on myself,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and these girls was like laughing. I was like, yeah,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: she got problems where they ended up not beating me up.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: But I was so scared, like they like I was scared.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I just knew I was gonna get me there, but
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: they didn't. They didn't beat me up. It was a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: defense mechanism and I had it saved my life story.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: What Roger Rabbit is responsible for your comment? Yes? And
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy. I ended
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: up in a Live Factory comedy camp and one of
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: our first mentors was Charles Fleischer, the dude that did
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the voice of Roger Rabbit. Do you know I want to?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I hugged that man so hard and was like, thank
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: you so much for doing Roger Rabbit because you changed
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: my whole life. You kept me safe. I have friends
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: because of you now, because I didn't have friends when
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I was younger, and because I saw that movie. It
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: just changed everything. And um, he was like like doing
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: this stuff. I'm like, he's my friend. To this day,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: we got more with Tiffany Hattish. When we come back,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: we have to talk about her pooping and her boyfriend's
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Jordan's yet strange, but we'll talk about it. To Breakfast club,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Good morning morning. Everybody is DJ Envy ANGELI ye, Charlomagne,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Tiffany Hattish is
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: in the building, Charlomagne, why are you do doing your
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: ex shoes though? Because he cheated on me? He cheated
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: they was Jordan. I knew it was brand new Jordan.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I ate a gang of corn, so he knew it
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: was human. Directly in the shoe, directly in the shoe.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: This is what I did, right I did. I put
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it in, put the shoe back in the box, and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was like, and he left him at my house. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: took him back to his house. I was like, babe,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: we should go play basketball. Let's go play basketball. You
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: should put your new Jay's on so you could be
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: on the court. You know what I'm saying. You can't
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: tell every man this story. They gonna I don't care,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: don't don't do me wrong. You won't get you see.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: And I would have did like and I would have
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: did what normal girls do, like put sugar in the gas, sank,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: bust windows out the car, slash tires or whatever. Because
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he slept with another chick on my birthday on video
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: tape like and then I had picked up the video camera.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: He scratched my face. I still got a scratch mark
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: on my cheek from that day. I was dumpster to
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: dive in trying to find that tape. I was in
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: a dumpster for two hours in the rain. I found it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I watched it, and I was like, this revenge is real,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and now I know. Now I'm a better person. Now
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I know. Let God handle it. And when God handled it,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: he do it so much better. But that existed because
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: he snatched it from me. And I was like, what's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: on the damn tape that you're snatching the camera from me,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: scratching my face. He's like, none of your Yeah, he's
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: dumb though he's done yes, So what ha happened? Was.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I tend to put the Jordans on so we could
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: go up play basketball. He put his foot in the shoes, Like,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: what the hell is in my shoe? And he put
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: his foot out. He's like, oh, shoot shot, And I'm
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: standing in the door. I was like, yeah, you put
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: me through. Now you're walking into and I ran out
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: of the house because I knew he wasn't He wasn't
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: gonna chase me through. He lived with his mama. You're
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: living his mama house. You're not gonna chase them through
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: your mama house on your feet. And I was out
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: of there. Life has gotten much better for Tiffany. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: can sit here and listen to these stories all day.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of them. You got the call
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Michael Show, Yeah, which I love that. Yes, yes, And
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I love working on it. And Girl's Trip comes out
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: next week. No, it comes out the twenty first July.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I tell you in Keyana too. By the way, Now,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't initially think I would like that movie until
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I saw it, because I was like, what is the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: premise of this? I'm confused about it? But then I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: saw it and it's actually really funny. Yeah, it's just
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: me and Chase. Yeah, but girls trip. I saw it
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: also because I had the privilege of getting to go
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to like an early screen and tell us about this
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: a little bit. And I mean not to give anything away,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: but Tiffany is like the funniest person. I mean from
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the trailer, like can start the movie in this movie,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: what you're saying a lot good queen with and Jada
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Pink Smith. I think all equally, we all equally have
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: our positions in the movie. And I don't think. I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm the star at all. I think I'll
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: just push the funny alone helped push the story. And ums.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: It's basically four friends who haven't seen each other in
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: a while five years, and they get together because one
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: of them gets hooked up at the Regina Hall gets
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: hooked up at the Essence Face and she brings all
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: of us with her and we're flying first class and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: through anything. And my character is just like the christ
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: It's like a black female Za Gallapher nakis um but
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: turned up to full ratchetness levels. And um, it's fun.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: It was so much fun making the movie. When I
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: saw the movie, I like, it's not that I forgot
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: what I did in a movie. But it was just like, Wow,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: they use seventy five percent of my like tags of
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: like stuff I made up my ad libs. They use
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: seventy five percent of that, and so that made me
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: feel really good. And I was like, dang, do I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: get a writer's credit? But I don't. I thought it
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: was very empowering for women too, because there's a lot
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: of things in that movie that some people might have
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: shied away from. But you guys, are you know, having sex,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: like sexual and it's not like, oh my god, where
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you know. It was just really like a real girl's trip,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and you as got that one friend that's trying to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: teach you how to hook it up, you know, teach
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you how to Yeah, the grapefruit, you gotta see the grapefruit,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: saying that's off the chain. And then there is a
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: scene where a guy in the movie has a humongous penis,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: yes Shaka Zulu style thing that ever happened to you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: in real life? What griend a penis too big? That yes,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: grind ended up in a hospital. He tilted my uterus,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: what knocked my uterus out of alignment? I was in
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: South central Los Angeles and he was like he was
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a baggage black guy, baggage handler, and he was He
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: told me, he was like, you know, I got a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: lot of you ain't gonna be able to handle this.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, boy, please, I don't have enough
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: since nothing, boy please like just make sure, like make
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: sure you got that little in them kind of because
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you're about to get this out of you. And he
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: pulled his call. I was like, God, and he came
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: with it and I was like, and I was taking
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: it and I was throwing it back and it was
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: killing me. I was killing me. But I had a
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: point approval, like and whatever I say, I do like
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: And so I did all that. He was like right after,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: he's like, I love you. We should get married, Like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: he wanted to marry me, and stuffy he was like,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: he was like, you want to move into my place?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Trying to take me to his house. He took me
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to target, bout me all kind of that target and stuff.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: It was horse. It was like putting the flashlight and
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: sitting down on its super hard. No, they tilt you. Yes,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I went to the ear. They did an ultra and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I said, look straight up. This dude told me his
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: thing was big. I didn't believe him. I had talked
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of masks. I threw that ass back and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: something's wrong. I was throwing up. I kept throwing up.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It was like because he pushed my stuff up in
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: length it and he did what they called that. We
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: have that now, don't get it twisted. That we are
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: using that. Don't get it twisted. Now. Now I'm still
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: a ride, a big one, but now I know how
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: to do. It's a way to do. It's the technique.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: And you gotta you gotta have some controlling, some power.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You can't just go like ro Roth because I was.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's crazy. Tell him what to
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: find you On Instagram and Twitter. Everything is Tiffany had
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: is Tiffany like the diamonds had in keep the two d's.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It's how you spell it and um that's on Facebook,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Instagram and Twitter. Tiffany Hattish. Pick y'all, no, no, mad
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: If you don't do that, I hate pigs, but if
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: and lotioned up and nice veins, I only won't picks that.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Our request now, first, send me your credits card, send
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: me your credit score first. Let me get it, see y'all,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: credit carmon copy You know what I'm saying, and then
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: we can talk about that pick. It's Tiffany Hattis is
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the Breakfast the Breakfast Club. I was born a donkey.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It's the Donkey of the Death. Don't get that. That's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: pretty funny. Charlomane the Devil, the Breakfast Club A big ticket.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett was on his show Area twenty one. I
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: believe the show is on NBA dot com and Kevin
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Garnett was on there with legendary wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald. Now,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett is the host of this show, and I've
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: never seen the show until now. But one of the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: segments on the show, they spent a wheel and the
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: guests has to answer the question the wheel lands on, well,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: on the segment that is making its rounds online the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: wheel the wheel landed on kind of like, And the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: kind of like segment is when you compare two things
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: that are kind of like each other. In this case,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: it was named in NFL equivalent for each NBA player.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I repeat name in NFL equivalent for each NBA player. Well,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: since Kevin Garnett is the host of the show, when
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the wheel landed on this, of course, the host has
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: to repeat it to the guests and for the audience.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: So Kevin Garnett had one job, and his only job
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: was to say name and NFL equivalent for each NBA
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: player keyword equivalent. Well, Kevin Garnett said this, I don't
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: know what's gonna go here, kind of like name NFL play.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Please say no. I know it sounds like Kevin Garnett
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: is having the scroke mid sentence, but he's not. He
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: attempted the word equivalent. Let's hear it again. Please, I
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: never know what's gonna go here, kind of like name
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: NFLI but you know what he meant. I have no
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: idea what happened now, Actually I did not know what
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: he meant. Okay, Uh, just just play with the word
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: that he's trying to say by itself. Oh, I know
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: what he meant. It's supposed to be equivalent. Played again,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Play one more time. Now, play the whole thing, the
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: whole thing, one time, played the whole thing. I never
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: know what's gonna go Hey, here go kind of like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: name NFL play. Not to be fair like me, Kevin
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Garnett went through the South Carolina public school system. Okay,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: pronouncing words isn't necessarily all of our strong point. But
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the difference between me and KG is if I don't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: know how to pronounce a word, I don't pretend to. Okay,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I have no problem asking for assistance, asking someone to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: pronounce it for me. Or if I get to the word,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I have no You know, I don't care. If it's
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: live TV, I will say what is that word and
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: let one of the producers or the co host tell
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: me what the hell is going on? Okay. In my
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: first book, Black Privilege, opportunity comes to those who created.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: One of my principles is give everyone the credit they
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: deserve for being stupid, including yourself. That chapter is all
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: about how you should never stop learning and how to
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: know it all knows nothing. And you're not dumb for
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: what you don't know. It's what you're not willing to learn.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. See, in life, the dumbest question is
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the one not asked. All you had to do. Kevin
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: was asked how to pronounce that word equivalent play playing again?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I know what's gonna go. Nobody was going to judge you,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: my brother. I change the word to say equal to listen.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett made over three and twenty eight million dollars
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: in just the NBA A long. We understand if you
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: didn't learn how to pronounce words along the way. It's okay,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: not for the kids out there listening, you know, let
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Uncle Charlotte show you the proper way of how to
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: how to handle a situation like this. Okay, this is
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: some never heard behind the scenes audio of the Breakfast Club.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: And this is DJ Envy trying to pronounce the word solidarity.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Let's hear it. A day of solidarity, solidarity. Say the
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: word Citi solidarity. That sounds so crazy. A day of solidarity, solidarity, solidarity, solace,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: it's like to the solid A day of solidarity, positivity,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: a day of solidarity, a day of unity. By the way,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: drop on a clue's bomb for dj Envy, because in
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the asked how to pronounce it, he attempted to say
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: it numerous times. Take and when he realized his mouth
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: and his ain't weren't on the same page, he just
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: used another word. Don't going to human resource. My guy,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Kevin Gardinett should have done the same exact thing. And
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: since he didn't, my South Carolina bredren Kevin Garnett has
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: to get the smooth sounds of the Hamletones. This morning
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you are the Donkey O the day, you are the donkey.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: The he I'm wanting everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Ye,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Charlomagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you're riding around with your kids in your car, you
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: might want to turn down just a little bit, just
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: a little bit, just a little bit. We're talking big
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: penises this morning. Now, hold on, you ain't through the
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: freaky Friday, are you right? It's Friday, so you know
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: what that means. It's freaking freaky, freaky Friday. Freaky freaky Friday.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Questions about penises. We want to know. Have you had
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a big penis that just messed you all up, all
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: up in your inside? Now, this came from the homie
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish. Tiffany Hattish from the Car Michael Show. Then
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: she had this story to tell. He was like, you know,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of you ain't gonna be able
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: to handle this. And I was like, boy, please, I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: don't have enough. It's nothing. And then he pulled his doll.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I was like a god, and he came with it
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and I was like and I was taking it and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I was throwing it back and it was killing me.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I was killing me. I was like putting the flashlight
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: and you're sitting down on it's super hard, knock my
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: uterus out of alignment. So eight hundred five eight five
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: one on five one. We're talking about big penises. Now
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you have you ever had a big penis? Yes? I have.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: How has it affected you? I mean it was a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: while ago, and I will say this, It just means
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: that you have to have a lot of extra lubrication.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Like as far as they have to do a lot
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: more work. It has to be a lot of four play.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: They have to get you ready. He's probably got to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: use his mouth a little bit too. But sometimes it's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: just too much. It's two pain. You don't want to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: go through all that. That's right. You need a night's
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: average sized penis like mine, seven inches three fourth eight
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: minutes warm out. My penis is like the baby bears.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Part is just right. If you have read my book
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Black Privilege, Opportunity to come to those who created I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: tell a story about how when my wife, my now wife,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: was in college, she cheated on me with a man
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: who had an extraordinary penis, and I don't even know
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: how big the penis was. I just know. When I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: asked how big it was, she said, I ain't never
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: seen no like that in my life. So and that
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: affected you, that absolutely. I we never got over it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I started ordering Magna Rrex pills out the back of
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: the double XL magazine. Those a penis and enlargement pills.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: And I was doing this exercise that that they told
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you to do when you grab the tip of your
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: penis when it's soft and you stretch it out, you know.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if it worked night, to be
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: honest with you, but well, what about you? But have
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you ever had a penis it was too big for
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you to handle? No? All right, that's good. Well you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: must be huge. Shut up. Tell us how you got
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: that fanom shut up, I don't have a fan. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: ask kid doc, Yes, good morning, that you had a
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: huge penis before. Okay, listen, My ex was Jamaican and white,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: and I don't know how this happened. Shut up, you
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: go ahead. You know it's funny. His first name was Sean. Oh. Okay, okay,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So this ended up happening. So we were dating for
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: a long time. We never had sex. I was like,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's finally break the barrier. He knew.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Some of my sister's friends, all my sister's friends are like,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: he's a whore. Is a penis is huge? You're a girl,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: You're a little girl. You can't take it. Get away
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: from him, go away run And I was like no,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: and I should have because I ended up in the hospital.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: To hospital was wrong. It was so big that it
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like I felt like it tore something inside of me. Well,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: you wanted you don't want to wanted to break the barrier.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You got your barrier. We broke the barrier, all right, Sorry,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: he broke the barrier. I wanted to die. Never again,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Never again. Charlottagne, you're fine with your seven and a half.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: It's plestally fine. Min that's right top down on these
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: big penis. That was it? Say you were dead with him?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: After that? She was done with him? Tally, Yes, Hello,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: hey Tally, you got a big penis. You had a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: penis so big you had discharge? Yes, they dude ripped
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: it open. Are you really gonna blame your vaginal discharge
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: on somebody? No? I mean like it was so big
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and like I'm really small, like I'm a small girl,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: and he had like it was so I've never seen
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: something so big. But she was I was like so scared.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think you're gonna break me. And he's like, no,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you'll be fine, You're fine, you'll take it. I'm just
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: like no, And then like a few minutes then too it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I was like in so much pane. I was like,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: get the hell off to me, and I was like fleeting.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you definitely like ripped out of my vagina.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: So basically what you're saying is big penises are a problem. No,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: it's no to say yes, okay, yes, say sometimes you
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: are hated. This morning, man, shut up all right. Eight
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: hundred five eight five, one oh five one. We're talking
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: big penises. This morning has a big penis messed you up?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Call us up right now? Was the Breakfast Club Morning.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Guee, Charlemagne the guy. We
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club. Now if you just join us,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: we're talking big penises this morning. Tiffany Hattrish was on
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: the show. She talked about a bad experience she had
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: with a big penis. Check it out. He was like,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: you know, I got a lot of you ain't gonna
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: be able to handle this, and I was like, boy, please,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I don't have enough nothing. And then he pulled his call.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I was like a cod and he came with it
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and I was like, and I was taking it and
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I was throwing it back and it was killing me.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I was killing men. It was like putting the flashlight
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and sitting down on its super hard, knock my uterus
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: out of alignment. So we're asking eight hundred five eight five,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: one oh five one, what's the biggest penis you had?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: And how has it affected? You'll be here talking about
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: these guys to be having penises like police car flashlights
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and all kinds of stupid stuff. I got a seven
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: inches three fourth penis eight inches winning one. What's the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: average penis size in America? Eight and a half? Yet average?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: And ain't that ain't a win? Helly in a half? Average? Hello?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Who's this? This is day Jess? Now you had a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: big penis before. That's my current situation. What happened? What's
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: what's going on? What are you doing to prepare? So
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I'm cind of seeing this guy and we've been going
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: at it, but she'd be killing my uterus. Oh, my God,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: got out a way where it can work for us.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: How do you? How do you only make your work? Well?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He got to eat in the box for us to
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: get it all ouvercated, or I just gotta go to plain. Okay, life,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm in my forties, she said
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: she hit her forties. Oh you're new forties. Oh okay, okay, okay.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: He says he has some penises before. Got you guys?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: So do you like your current situation? And you don't
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: like your current situation? I absolutely love it. So it's
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the reposition in and the loop. Repositioning in the loube
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: is how you handle a big piece. He got, That's
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You got me right there? Can you
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: say that? Agains Charlemagne. No, we don't need you to
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: can this. Hey, how are you guys? Now? Cane, you
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: had a penis so big the doctor thought you were rape. Yes,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: so I went. I went to the doctors the next
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: day because some things were not right down there, and
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: she asked me, She said, uh, were you braind And
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I said, no, absolutely not. It was consensual, but it
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: was so rough that it had caused fissures, and I
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: ended up getting a yeast infection from it because it
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: was so rough, and she said talking about the bacteria
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: of the air to in and out that it was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it was bad. Now, I'm gonna be honest with Yarry
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: tract infection. She got a yeast infection. Anything can happen.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I'm so tired of you girls blaming y'all vagin with
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: this charge on big penises. All right, some of y'all
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: diet that's causing bad thing, the discharge. But I will
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: say that was the best start, the best call we've
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: gotten all day, because from now on, if I had
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: anything about a man with a big penis, I'm gonna
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: tell me got a rape. Stop Old. I don't want
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to know Old raypp this well, I want to Old
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Big rayp penis for Sebastian. So we're talking big penis.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And so you had a big penis before? Yeah? Yeahs
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: did you have rectal prolapse afterwards? I'm a professional. No, no, no,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: we don't play those games. Talk to me about how
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you rolled that d from the back. Well, for the
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: most part, you have to know your body, what it
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: comes down to it and so I know for it too,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: quote unquote enter inside. So for me, it's either doggest
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: doll on my back. If I'm on my back, it
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: goes straight in without a problem. You gotta know how
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to breathe. You gotta know how to relax if you're tight.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: And then two I'm also like, I'm six five. I'm
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: six five twenty wow wow, And I bet you to
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: do what you have sex with? Was short? He clouding
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the tree? He did? He clombed the tree? Okay? Him?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: So he U six five? How tall was he? Approximately
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: about five nine? And how big was this Penis you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: think thirteen half? I measured thirteen and a half? Didn't?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Did you poopoo better? Afterwards? Actually, know what happens is
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you get clasked up, especially if you know he was
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like a I don wanted a jack rabbit, but he
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: was doing the thing, you know what I'm saying. After
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: a while, you get yeah, you well, I mean he
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: pushing the pop up, he's pushing the poop who up? Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I was classed for a minute, and so that was
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you get classed for like a day or two, And
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: then after that everything kind of dropped back down in place,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: and then after that you're kind of good to go.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Is it worth it? It was, Oh, it was it was.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a size you know in my
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: community call him size queens. I'm not a size queen.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even really check him for Dudey's just that
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: when we kind of met and then it kind of
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: rolled out. You know, we was gonna get it, you know,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: but when we got back to the cribbit kind of
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: just like rolled out like a tire. That's interesting because
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I would always think that if he was a gay
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: man and you was a bottom, you would want somebody
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: with a small penis, because no, not necessarily, because I
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: had other big penises. And it was like watching paint dry.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you got it, but you ain't got
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: no rhythm, you ain't got no strokes. He ain't got
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: no clue, you have nothing. You seven six and one
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like you Charlomy, But old dude, it's like, you knew
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: what you get what I'm saying, Yeah, we like sharlot man, Okay,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I had I got I'm seven inches three fourth of
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: eight whinters warm up? Hey that? I mean that's a business.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You know, nobody can you know they won't throw up
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: on that, you know what. I'm all right, my g well,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you have a blessed weekend, sir. All right, man, well
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you enjoying? He sounds like it's going right out. Are
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: you weaken? You? We have some protection. Make sure you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: got protection, bro, always I'm a professional. Remember Remember what's
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: your name? Bro? He like mine? You've been worry about
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: my name. That's the story. The moral of the story
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: is the story. Things come in small packages. Okay, whatever,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I heard. All I'm hearing is that
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: size is overrated. This morning, so he looked at you
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: so excited as a man with an aver sized penis.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to hear