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Scott interrogates Ally · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: I said you were gonna come in at seven.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um, there's a couple things.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh let's go over whatever you talked about on the show.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't hear the first break, but I heard the second break.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: So Oh, I was talking about the uh the travel coffee mugs, and it's always women that drive in the with the big tall ceramic mug.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a travel mug.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're driving with one hand.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's the video I sent you yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's called free mugging it.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Free mugging it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we have a TikTok because I have been doing this for years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I thought you were the one that wasn't doing it, but oh, you are proving my point that it is the women.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: I come in with this cup every single day.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't drive with you on the way in.
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  SPEAKER_01: But with the fact that we have our own TikTok about this that we did years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember that at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then that thing doesn't even fit in a coffee uh uh like a thing in the car, one of the holes.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I just hold it.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: I hold it the entire time.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you're driving with one arm just whipping around.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, herbs.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you sent it to me because you were like, oh, this is you.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, I just didn't remember we did something like that years ago.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's rearing its head again, and like the lady in the video, it's the classic look.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think she was wearing a bathrobe, the big sunglasses, whipping with her left arm on the wheel and just holding this mug in the air.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you how do you not spill this?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I spill it all the time, and I was actually just talking about this.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: I was at LSN Aesthetics yesterday afternoon, and I was talking about it with them, and one of the girls does it, the other girl doesn't.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, my boyfriend's always getting me on me about this because Yeah, guys don't do this.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: He is a travel mug guy, and he's like, just just take a travel mug.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it doesn't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, here it is, right here.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Here's the sound, every guy knows.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's open.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: Drink.
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  SPEAKER_01: The other thing is, it's, and this is a part of why I do it, it tastes better, not in a travel mug, and I think it's because I can smell it while I'm drinking it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: And you're driving.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: And it's the kind of like the full experience.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like the mug just feels better than the travel mug.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: You're basically telling me the driving part of life just needs to be thrown away.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: You just need the experience of your coffee.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's so funny that you brought this up this morning, considering I just talked about this yesterday at my appointment.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Well, as long as I don't start throwing up, it's nice to see we're on the same page.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: So now, so uh, second and third thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we're not talking about National Sasquatch Day.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, we're not.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: I have no interest.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: And number three, it was, I was gonna come in at seven because uh, did you tell everyone I was throwing up last night?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I started with that.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, I mean, I was a little more graceful than just, ah, she's been puking, nonstop.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why Zach and I ate the same thing.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I said that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But and no alcohol was uh consumed at all yesterday.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Could have been the problem.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Or the day before.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe that's twice the problem.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: The last thing I had as far as an alcoholic drink was I had a half a glass of wine that actually got spilt at our party and a sip of sangria.
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  SPEAKER_00: And there's abuse.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Especially because somebody bought it for me, and that was so kind of them.
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  SPEAKER_01: But the other thing was I text Scott last night because it was in the middle of me throwing up so much that I'm like, I this is like a lot, and this is to the point of I don't know if I'm gonna make it to work a lot.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: Let alone the fact you're gonna get on a plane tomorrow.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: Aren't you flying in the air at this time tomorrow?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then so then this morning I wake up, and you know when you're just like not quite yourself, uh-huh.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I knew that I was lacking a little sleep, my stomach was hurting last night, and it's still a little sensitive.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Scott, you asked me 5,000 freaking questions this week.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I did, oh, I was like, you know what it was?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to help you figure out like what through your system.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Why are we, why are we, Nancy Drewing it at five o'clock in the morning?
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm like Because those are the times we're up.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but I'm like, I just wanted to be like, I'm not coming in, roll back to sleep.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, you're texting and texting and texting.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, never mind.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I look at it like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you told me you th you were throwing up and you're not coming in, I'll go, okay.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: And then and that's what I'm saying.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, all right, now I know.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: I will I will hold all uh perceived compassion for the situation from this point forward.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will I I'll take the compassion.
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  SPEAKER_01: But why do we have to 5,000?
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's gone.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: You're like the listener who texted last week who says her mother-in-law asks 500 questions that she doesn't know the answer to.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I yeah, we've never taken that through.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: We've never flown together, but I know that he is he flies just fine.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's not like a nervous flyer or anything like that, but I wouldn't want to be with a sick flyer.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's just it.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm so glad that you were trying to investigate.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really, it's switching for him.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: So that's what got me here earlier than what I was anticipating.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: I mean no, I was just awake at that point because you were texting me 500 different questions.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if it could have been something you ate.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know that that was too many questions.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: No, it was wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: What was the first question?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, while you're looking this up here, I have to uh help a listener.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: This is from Jennifer, I believe Tony Joe's niece.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Uh they uh my fiance is driving to work right now, and uh, let's see, he can't look at his phone.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: Smart, okay.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I know he is uh listening to the show, and you need to tell him to charge his phone.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, Jennifer, Jennifer's fiance, please charge your phone.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: So first it starts with you're asking me, okay, when did you stop puking?
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why does this matter?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm trying okay, I'll tell you why it matters.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: Is number one is because you're on a plane in 24 hours.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: We need to know is this one of those quick 24-hour purge your systems or 12 hours?
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: You know you've had those.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or is this because you just came off like I think typhoid.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: Three weeks of a sickness.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, this is weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like your system would go from that to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I was sitting there thinking, this has gotta be like a 12-hour just get it all out.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, listen, listen.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_00: We're trying to diagnose here.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: So then I got you at ease.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, oh my gosh, okay, I guess I'll answer this.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: I should have just not answered.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: That would work.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: I so I said, right after I texted you last night.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: So this was probably about 9 35 last night.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: And then you said, I wonder if you ate something that didn't sit well with you.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's so weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh my God.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, to entertain this.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't know because Zach and I ate the same thing.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's I even said maybe he has a cast iron stomach this morning.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, believe me, because the text just kept coming.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm I'm not answering any more of these text messages.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Guess what now?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: Sit down and do your G D job.