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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's viper horse gropes today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna let you know what your holiday Delulu
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  Speaker 2: level is based on your zodioc sign. And if it's
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  Speaker 2: your birthday today, you are still a Scorpio and you
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  Speaker 2: share a birthday with Nathan Kress, Owen Wilson, Mike EPs,
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  Speaker 2: and Damon Wayne Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Michelle, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning car?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So for my tours when it comes to you
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  Speaker 2: and your holiday de Lulu level, your Delulu level is
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  Speaker 2: thinking the holidays will be calm this year while simultaneously
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  Speaker 2: planning a twelve hour bigging day and refusing to leave
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  Speaker 2: the couch. You want cozy peace and zo responsibilities and
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  Speaker 2: you can't have both.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta pick one. No, I get again. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: manifesting it for you and good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Thank se. Megan, Good morning. What's your sign? Megan?
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  Speaker 2: Answer?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So we're talking about holiday de lulu levels.
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  Speaker 2: Your Delulu level is expecting everyone to behave get along
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  Speaker 2: and magically understand your emotional needs without you having to
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  Speaker 2: say words. You're kind of building a hallmark moment in
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  Speaker 2: your own head, and then you get mad at people
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  Speaker 2: when they don't follow the script.
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  Speaker 4: Okay and sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: Nice megs, Sylvia, Hi, Hi, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: I am a Leo.
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  Speaker 4: Just like me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay for us Leo's this holiday season, our holiday de
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  Speaker 2: lulu is imagining we're gonna make a simple, chill celebration.
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  Speaker 2: But our version of chill involves a photoshoot, coordinated outfits
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  Speaker 2: and at least one sparkly moment. We Leo's are the holiday,
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  Speaker 2: So our de lulu level is on ten this year. Awesome.
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  Speaker 4: That's perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Sylvia, have a great day, you two. Thanks, go
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  Speaker 1: buy How about.
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  Speaker 2: Pisces rich for you for your holiday? De lulu level,
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  Speaker 2: you're believing in. You're believing your holiday will play out
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  Speaker 2: like an aesthetic Instagram reel with soft lighting, perfect vibe,
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  Speaker 2: zero stress. Reality will not be that, but you're still
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  Speaker 2: gonna find magic in the.
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  Speaker 4: Mess, so that's a good thing. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: This is why this tell me you're all the Hallmark
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  Speaker 1: movies are so good because that life is real.
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  Speaker 4: How about Libras Libra's Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Your holiday de lula level is fully believing you can
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  Speaker 2: please everyone. You're trying to balance friends, family, events, and
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  Speaker 2: feelings like you're running a seasonal like program.
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  Speaker 4: But something has to give and it's not gonna be
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  Speaker 4: your outfit. That's right, exactly, Well, your outfit will give,
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  Speaker 4: but like not in that kind of way.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how about virgos, John Jay, Your delusion is thinking
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  Speaker 3: you can plan the perfect day with an O chaos
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  Speaker 3: or drama or miscommunication.
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  Speaker 4: But like families exist, so just embrace the mess a
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  Speaker 4: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Peyton, And if you missed your horoscope, it's
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  Speaker 1: posted on a website right now at John jaynrich dot
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