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FULL SHOW: Marriage-Enders · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, g'day, you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Great to have your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: It is the 22nd of October, 2026, and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 4: as always, listening to the Big Show brought to you
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  Speaker 4: by Reburger.
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  Speaker 5: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 6: Scrum.
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  Speaker 1: Rum diddlyumptious.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, g'day Mogi, you stallion. How's life?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: a bee. What a bloody beautiful day it is.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? It was so sunny today that I
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: was almost tempted to put some shorts on with some
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  Speaker 1: sneakers and some socks and pull them up to my knees.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have looked so good.
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  Speaker 1: I was so close to putting on my summer gab today, brother,
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  Speaker 1: but I've resisted. I'm going to hold off for another
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: couple of months, I reckon. How are you going, Keezy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good as gold, fellas. I'll tell you what,
• 1:05
  Speaker 5: it's so nice today. I was almost tempted to be like, hey,
• 1:07
  Speaker 5: I think spring might have sprung.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: I think you might be right. Really? Totally, man.
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  Speaker 7: Totally.
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  Speaker 5: I just had a vibe, like, because I know that
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  Speaker 5: we've been sort of discussing whether I had sprung or not.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I think today might be the day.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know how I know?
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  Speaker 1: How? I think about drinking all day. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I was the same today, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, jeez, Louise, I might have to put
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  Speaker 4: a bird shirt on today.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, because in summer you always wear them.
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  Speaker 3: You always wear bird shits.
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  Speaker 4: And as I said in the podcast outro, the disclaimer there,
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  Speaker 4: I was walking around this morning with my wife after
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  Speaker 4: a coffee. People were drinking in bars all over the shop.
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  Speaker 3: 10.30 in the bloody morning. What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like backbone shit to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounded bloody good to me. Looked really good too.
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  Speaker 3: But it's the weather. It's triggering. It's very, very triggering. Hey, Mogi...
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: What's coming up?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening on The Big Show? One of the greatest
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  Speaker 1: things of all time.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never going to get used to it. A bloody
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  Speaker 1: exciting time in our lives, Jase. Keezy, well, Muggy and Jase,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to give suggestions to Keezy about where you
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: should buy a house, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've sold.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I move out of my house next week.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't have anywhere to live, and I've got
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  Speaker 5: to buy somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. So you've got suggestions. I've got a few ideas.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a few ideas. Keezy as well. I can't
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: believe it, but you've been back for Japan for an
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: eye on a couple of weeks now, and at no
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: point have we had a discussion about the cuisine that
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: you experienced over there, because you're a famous fish hater.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: I hate fish. And they've got a real fish-based diet,
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: so we're going to get into that a bit. There'll
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: be another opportunity with the ITM trade-off to trade in
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: your tool. Listen out for the cue to call. Give
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: us a ring on 0800HORAKI, and you could be in
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  Speaker 1: to win a ripper. And next up, I've been betrayed
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  Speaker 1: by my wife, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Some would say the ultimate betrayal. The ultimate betrayal. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 3: Sad to hear it, man. Let your mind run free.
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  Speaker 3: Sad to hear it, hey. Shall we have a tune?
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  Speaker 1: Shall we?
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  Speaker 3: Bit of Foo Fighters here.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 4: Primal screen there on the Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, I've been betrayed by my wife. Oh, no. The
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  Speaker 1: ultimate betrayal, can I say that? Oh, so... I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to go into details in that way, Keezy. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to it. But let me just say it's the
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  Speaker 1: ultimate betrayal. Now, while you're away, I started watching the season. Well,
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I started watching the show East of Eden.
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  Speaker 1: We got through one episode, and then the next day
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  Speaker 1: she went away for two weeks with our daughter on
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  Speaker 1: a holiday, left me again. And I said, look, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This show is so good. I'm going to have to
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  Speaker 1: watch it on my own. And she said, fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be doing the same. and so I watched three episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I was four down, and my wife was four episodes down.
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  Speaker 1: We should have stayed with her grandmother, and then I
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  Speaker 1: rang her, and I said, you know what? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to watch anymore. I'm going to save the last
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  Speaker 1: three episodes to watch with you because it's too good.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be able to talk about it with
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  Speaker 1: you and digest it and process it with you because
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  Speaker 1: it is honestly one of the best shows I have
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  Speaker 1: seen in years, and she said, I agree because I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about it with you, so how good.
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  Speaker 1: That's great stuff, so In the time that you were away,
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  Speaker 1: Pug's son was watching the show. So we wanted to
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  Speaker 1: talk about it every day. I was like, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm holding off for the missus. I'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: talk about it in a couple of weeks there. And
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  Speaker 1: then last night, or yesterday afternoon, I said to the wife, look,
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  Speaker 1: we've got to finish off this show because Jase is
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  Speaker 1: keen to talk about it. Pug's is keen to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. She said, oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, maybe tonight
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  Speaker 1: we'll watch. I said, yeah, good. And then she said,
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  Speaker 1: but I have got work to do. Right. I've got
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  Speaker 1: quite a bit of work on, but we'll see how
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  Speaker 1: we go. Get home. I said, we all good? She said, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we're all good. Then I sit up on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm lying down on the couch. Then she comes in.
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  Speaker 1: She says, are you sure you want to watch this?
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  Speaker 1: You're not just going to fall asleep because you look exhausted.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: You look tired. Because of old Tui Tui Moi Moi,
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  Speaker 1: you see. He's been keeping me up, that bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: She's well aware of that. I said, no, no, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be good as gold. So we put it on. I
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  Speaker 1: get in about 20 minutes in. You know, there's just
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  Speaker 1: some things that add up. Your brain's ticking over. You're
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  Speaker 1: not even conscious of it. I just paused the TV,
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  Speaker 1: and I turned to her. I said, have you already
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  Speaker 1: effing watched this? Yeah. And she just started laughing in
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  Speaker 1: my face. Oh, wow. So she, while she was down
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  Speaker 1: staying with her grandmother, had watched the entire show, pretended
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  Speaker 1: that she hadn't watched it, left me to think that
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  Speaker 1: we were going to watch it together as our special showcase.
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  Speaker 1: You have special shows as a partnership, don't you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do. And then she's just made me look a
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  Speaker 1: fool and she's trying to dissuade me from watching it
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  Speaker 1: with her. The love of my life, might I say.
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  Speaker 1: At what point? Wow. Well, first, can I start by saying.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Can I start by saying I don't think that's the
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  Speaker 5: ultimate portrayal?
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  Speaker 1: I thought she'd... I knew you'd get it, Keezy. It's shocking,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? It's worse than the ultimate. Yeah. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 4: And your intuition must have just been... Hanging all over
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  Speaker 4: the place. My spidey senses were going off.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Bing, bing, bing, bing. Hang on a minute. So at
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  Speaker 1: what point... Hang on a minute. Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: So she had that knowledge all that time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that called carnal knowledge? Hang on, hang on,
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  Speaker 1: hang on. But at what point.
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  Speaker 5: Did she, like, was it when you called her and
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  Speaker 5: you were both four episodes deep and you said, hang on,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to wait.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And she said, that's a great idea, I will too.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Do you reckon she had already seen all of it? No,
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  Speaker 1: it was from that point on.
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  Speaker 5: So after that phone call, she then betrayed you.
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  Speaker 1: That's when the first betrayal happened. Wow. Because the thing
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  Speaker 1: about it was, it was a series of betrayals. Episode five,
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  Speaker 1: episode six, episode seven.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's the not telling me, the withholding of
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I consider that a lie as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look- And this seems massively minor in comparison. And I've
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  Speaker 4: talked to you guys about this, about my wife's betrayal
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  Speaker 4: in that sense.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Not disclosing the truth to me. And I'm talking.
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  Speaker 4: 26 years later.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: When she told me, can you not overheat the milk
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  Speaker 4: when you make me a coffee? Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Because I always find you make it too hot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: 26 years she'd been hiding that from me, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: 26 years.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the ultimate betrayal?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's up there, but mogies.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very fond of mogies, partner. She's a lovely human being,
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  Speaker 3: but jeez, I am.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So just quickly- Weird is sort of having an affair
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  Speaker 5: set in terms... I thought that was the ultimate betrayal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, affairs are a dime a dozen, Keezy. Affairs
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  Speaker 1: may come, affairs may go, but East of Eden... That's
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  Speaker 1: a one-off. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And we're talking episode after episode after episode of betrayal.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: Look, what we want to know on 3483, text us.
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  Speaker 5: How has your partner betrayed you? Or have you ever
• 7:53
  Speaker 5: betrayed your partner? 3-4-8-3, every text in the drawer for
• 7:56
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  Speaker 1: Reburger.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: Here's Muse.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 8:10
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.24 and it's a very
• 8:14
  Speaker 4: sombre mood in the Hodaki studios today. Mogi's wife, the
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  Speaker 4: ultimate betrayal, really. And can I just say... that I
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: appreciate your honesty because I know probably a lot of
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: people out there have gone through this, Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, and that's exactly right, Joe. So
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  Speaker 1: I knew if I spoke up, there'd be other people
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: out there thinking to themselves they'd be backbone in a way.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: They're working on a car, building a house or whatever.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: They'd hear this come across the radio and they'd look
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: up at the radio there and they'd say to themselves,
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  Speaker 1: that's happened to me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what's happened to me is my wife and I
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  Speaker 1: agreed that we would watch the television show East of
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  Speaker 1: Eden together. But then in my absence, she watched the
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  Speaker 1: whole show, pretended she hadn't. Yeah. Shocking.
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  Speaker 4: What for you is the most painful aspect? Is it
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  Speaker 4: the fact that she watched it without you or was.
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  Speaker 3: It the lies, Mogi?
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: Honestly, man, it's the lies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Which surprises me. It's the lies that hurt the most
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  Speaker 1: because there's been so many of them. Keezy, it's lie
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: upon lie upon lie. And that is the thing, because
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: I thought that this house was built on trust. Yes.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it was built on the rock of trust,
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: but instead it's been built on the sand of lies
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  Speaker 1: and deception. No, no. And now we sink ever deeper, Keezy. No,
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: And, I mean, she's got a bit of a reputation
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  Speaker 5: for being a bit of a liar anyway, though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't think she had, but I'm glad that
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  Speaker 1: you've told me now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There's a few other things.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to say.
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: But the good thing is on 3483, people are texting
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  Speaker 5: through with times they've been betrayed by their partner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And to be honest, fellas, it's not easy reading. G'day, guys.
• 9:54
  Speaker 5: My mate Phil, his partner, took his last dart.
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  Speaker 1: That's a shocking bastard. They're not together anymore, are they? No.
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  Speaker 3: Better do it for me.
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  Speaker 1: I can just imagine coming out and thinking, I've got
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  Speaker 1: one left.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Go to the packet, open it up. It's not there.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: Looking around. Yeah. And then there's only one person it
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  Speaker 1: could have been.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't me. I know I had one left. Oh, Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody again, eh?
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Must have been the boogeyman. Sorry.
• 10:23
  Speaker 5: Were you thinking like the last dart ever, you're giving up,
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  Speaker 5: or just the last.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Dart and pack? No, just the last dart and pack.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: And you pack it.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: That is up there.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Is it? G'day, guys. I caught my wife listening to ZM.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Massive betrayal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Idiot.
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: My partner betrayed me by eating the two-day-old sausage that
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: was in the fridge. I was thinking about having it
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: all day at work. Is there anything better than a
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: two-day-old sausage, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: My wife loves them.
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I have a massive series of mini
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: betrayals from my wife all the time on that front.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: Related to your chocolates, your bickies. And I'll go, oh,
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I'll have. I'll have a couple
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: of biscuits. Oh, sorry, I finished those off this afternoon
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  Speaker 4: while you were doing radio.
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  Speaker 1: So she eats Bickies while you're at radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she does, Keezy.
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: And that's a betrayal. This one here from Luke. My
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: partner went to the supermarket to grab a few things.
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: When she got home, she asked me to take the
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: bag out to the bin and I saw a receipt
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: and it had a Kit Kat on it. It's funny
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: because like a Kit Kat's like, I don't know, nowadays
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: probably $ 10. I've got no idea because I don't buy
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: Kit Kats. But like something little like that can be
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  Speaker 5: a big betrayal.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, it is.
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: Like a little treat.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I've got to fess up here.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: I was walking home, not last night, the night before,
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: and my wife was cooking dinner, and I might have
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: bought a Mexican beef mince pie on the way home.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's just you eating. That's not betrayal, is it?
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm going home to dinner, Keezy, and then
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: I got home and I was like, actually, I'm quite full.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll have mine tomorrow.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll have it for leftovers.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm trying to think of times my wife has
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: betrayed me. But I honestly can't really think of anything major,
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: which is, I guess, a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's a concerning thing because you know she will
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: have done. Right. And if she's so good at hiding it. Yeah, right.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: That's a betrayal.
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  Speaker 3: I'm biting my tongue here.
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: The most recent thing is she borrowed my favorite keep cup,
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: my coffee cup, travel mug.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: And we couldn't find it. Now I think she's lost it.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Was she acting like she'd never touched it?
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: Well, no, she admitted to it. You know, so that's the,
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Honestly, man, is this the woman you want to be
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: the mother of your children? Because I would tell you this, Casey, no,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: But she found it.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Too late.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 12:59
  Speaker 8: Let's see who's winning an ITM Toolbox trade-off from The
• 13:02
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• 13:05
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• 13:10
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• 13:12
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• 13:13
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• 13:14
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• 13:15
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• 13:22
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• 13:27
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• 13:29
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• 13:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: And, sorry.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: And you're in the draw for $ 500 cash, which we
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: will be giving away on tomorrow's show.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, how good. How bloody good. Let's go to the
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: phone lines. G'day, Carl, you mad bastard.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: How's life?
• 13:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not too bad, boys. How's it going with you?
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mate. How's beautiful matter matter today?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Always, always sunshine in here. No, it's an absolute treat.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Are you a mad bastard for riding horses, Carl?
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: I definitely don't ride them, but I do love to
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: have a punt on them.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, backbone.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: And what do you do for a crust?
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: I'm a sparky.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Backbone.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Massive backbone.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: Hey, Kyle, which tool of yours would you like to trade, mate?
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: Or I'd love to trade him my skilly, if that's
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: all right.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the old, probably the most popular tool of,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: in any Sparky's toolbox, I'd say, is the old skilly. Yeah. Totally, mate.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: A skilly, that would be a skill saw.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Am I right, Kyle? Yeah, that's the one. Cool.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: And just, what's your favorite memory of you with your
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: skill saw, man?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Probably the day I bought it, to be honest.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: Looking beautiful and blushing.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. Downhill since then, eh?
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, downhill since then, yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's no good, mate.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that happens, man. That happens.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: All right, just going to look here at what we're
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: going to trade you for that skill saw, man.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, maybe we should give them the old. You reckon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: He wants to trade the skins. Nah, nah, nah. He
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't want that, man. Doesn't he? Nah, nah, nah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Hey, Kyle, I've just spoken to Mogi Man, and he's
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: agreed to give you a Pazload Framemaster Nightwolf worth $ 1, 169
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: plus GST. It includes a Framemaster Nightwolf framing nailer and
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: a bonus bush buck hoodie.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: You are joking. No, mate. Get that up here, Carl.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: Merry Christmas to me, eh?
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: So you take that old skillet and you throw it,
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know, in the pit or whatever.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you've got your framing nailer instead.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: The interesting thing about that framing nailer, Carl, is it
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: only works if you're wearing your bush buck hoodie. Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Coming into summer.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, mate. Yeah. Do you like nailing stuff, Kyle? Oh,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: not on air, fellas.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, you hold the line, brother, and I'll.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Punch some and sort you out, all right? Beautiful.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Cheers.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Good on you, Kyle. Good on you, mate.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: One of the greats. What a backbone. Jeez. He's off
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: his head, eh?
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: know what that is. Oh, really? Can you say that
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: to me again, please, Keezy?
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: A Pazlode Framemaster Nightwolf. which includes a Framemaster Nightwolf framing
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: nailer and a bonus hoodie.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You know when you do your framing, Jase, you're building
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: your house, right? You've got to do the framing, your walls,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: all that sort of thing. You've got to have the
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: right nailer for the job, and that's what it is.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: And then you've got the sick bushbuck hoodie that you
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: get to wear as well, and all the other fellas
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: on site are just going, who's this sick bastard?
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: It's me, Kyle. Didn't you recognise me?
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: It's like, nah. You flash bastard.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a mad bastard.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Too good for us now, are you, Kyle?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you'd be down there punting on the
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: old horses, Kyle. Yeah, yesterday you were around here with
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: that shit-ass skilly. Yeah, man, trying to do.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Hey, don't forget ITEM's toolbox top-up sale is on right now.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: It runs through November, so get stuck in there and
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: get yourself some new tools.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, fellas. Loving it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Jet.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: The exponents there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.49. Fellas, let's talk TV.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: What's on the telly? with Mike Minogue.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yes!
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Well, as discussed earlier in the show, I've continued watching
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: East of Eden. God, there's been some development. Yeah. At
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: home with my wife, as well as in the show itself,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: It's bloody good. I've got two episodes to go. I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: not going to talk about it again until I've seen
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the whole lot. Yeah, fair enough. We'll just leave it there.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: And it's Netflix, eh? It's on Netflix, man. It's going off.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It's taking the world by storm, can I say that? Certainly,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you can. People are loving it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: They are loving it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: It's funny on Netflix or wherever, certain shows take the
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: world by storm for about two months at a time.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Like Adolescence did that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And Squid Games was huge.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was massive.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: One of the biggest ones ever was Tiger King. That's right.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was massive.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Very, very rare. When you consider the amount of content
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: that they have, how rare it is for a show
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: to take off.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Very, very rare.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Well, the movie I was talking about the other day,
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: The Death of Robin Hood, because that was like a
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: flop at the movies. But on Netflix, it's been number one.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Dedoosing it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, has it?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, massively so.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, great.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Now, fellas, I watched a show last night on TVNZ
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Plus called The Party. And it's a very well- Done storyline.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: It's about two guys.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Like well-trodden.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Well-trodden, yes. Thank you. That's what I was looking for.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Well-trodden, that's good. Thank you.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: One guy who's this rich sort of aristocratic type character.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Hot.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good-looking fella.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: You know, and lives, you know, in a sort of
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: really massive mansion. And his mate, who's this down-and-out fella.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's not down-and-out. He's brilliant.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: But he lives with his mum in Wales and he
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: wins a scholarship to this prestigious school. That's the backstory.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And so they become mates. And the rich sort of
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: aristocratic guy takes him under his arm and says, I'll
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: look after you, mate.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Bit of salt burn about it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, salt burn. Exactly.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: So fast forward, the very rich aristocratic guy, he's a
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: politician who suddenly decides to run for the leadership of
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: the party because their leaders stood down. His mate, the
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: sort of, you know, the common fella, he's a hard-nosed reporter.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Is he?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: He's a hard-nosed reporter, but they're very, very good mates. Now,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: the story is really about the rich fella manipulating the
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: other fella.
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Him to do certain things in order to keep favour
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: with him.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: And so it's constantly going back and forth between the
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: past and the present. And let's just say things get
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: revealed and.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: You're like, wowza.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: But my wife and I, about 20 minutes in, went,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I bet he did this and he did that, and
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: we were exactly right.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It's very predictable.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: It's watchable.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: It's not outstanding by any means. I'll give it 2.9
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: buzzies out of 5.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: That's the party on TVNZ +. Yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Last night, my wife and I continued watching the second
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: season of Celebrity Traders UK, my favourite all-time reality show.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Last season was amazing this season. We're only two episodes in.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: One of your guys' favorite actors, who my wife really
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: doesn't like anymore, Richard E.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Grant, he's had a shocker.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: At the very start of the very first episode, he
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: has a shocker, and he spends the next two episodes
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: trying to figure out how to.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Undo the shocker he had.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: And compared to the first season, where everyone's really overthinking
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: and bluffing and double bluffing and triple bluffing, the traders
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: this season aren't as smart as last season, and they're
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: doing pretty obvious stuff. And so you cut to everyone
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: trying to figure out who's the traitor, who's the traitor,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: and all the stuff they're saying is what the traitors
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: have done.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Whereas the first season, the traitors were thinking like four
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: steps ahead and were very smart. This time, because of
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: a certain shocker by a certain actor, it's kind of, yeah,
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: I think the traitors are in trouble this season.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: But only two episodes in. It's on 3NZ. If you
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: like reality shows and you like UK comedians.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Highly recommend watching it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I might give it a little nudge.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: What's that on, Keezy? 3, New Zealand. No, 3Now. 3Now, sorry.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And it's called Celebrity Traders UK.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Hope your Thursday afternoon's absolutely going off. You're listening to
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that'll change the game.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's really quite yummy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Sure is. Now, did you have it last night, Mogi?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Actually, I did.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, you did.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Actually, yes, I did. And what I had was a
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Smash Prince. Oh, yeah. And then there was a something-or-other King.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: That's the one I had. Yeah. Word to the wise
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: there and there. They both came with chips, which is
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: a treat. And then had two of the chicken tendery
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: thingy-majiggies and a, what else was there? And then a
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: can of some kind of soda pop.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, soft drink.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: And then what did the rest of the family have?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, okay.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Do-do-do. Bloody hell, man. God, it's good. And actually, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: went in there and the guy was surprised and shocked.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Probably the same thing. to see me he was like
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: how come you didn't tell me you were coming in
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I was like I kind of did with the order
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: but yeah he was very excited he was excited oh
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that's nice yeah yeah it was nice which one was
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: that which store was that Grey Lynn oh cool yeah
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: yeah lovely fella nice fella really nice guy there but
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: all of the ones that we've been to when we
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: went and shot that video recently oh at Avondale he
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: was lovely too just lovely dudes I can't do too
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: much for you unreal.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: And the guy that went to Rimuera as well and
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: shot a video there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Lovely guys he was a backbone as well lovely fella
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: yeah great stuff well I'm did you have it man nah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: See see Jase do you see how nice it is
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: when Mogi says he's going to get Reburger and then
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: gets it yeah and then gives a specific very specific
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: and blatantly like honest rundown of how it was.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I've always been a vibe guy Kesey I'm not good
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: with details alright that's all I'm saying I love this
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: stuff do I need to say any more.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: No you don't thank you Mogi continue to um.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Well what's the vibe of this next tune we're playing
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: man but no details it's just the vibe.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Rock and roll?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Close. I'd say grunge. Nirvana. Yeah, man.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hauraki
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: The time is 5.15.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Now, regular listeners to the show will be aware of
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: the fact that old Keezy... sold his house in the
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: heavily built up area of Te Atatu.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Can you stop going in on my suburb, please?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's beautiful.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: It is heavily built up, though. So many townhouses, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: get it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: And he's now in a situation where you're sort of,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: when are you moving out, Keezy?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Friday next week.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Friday next week. And you're still looking for a
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: place to live.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: So I've got a sort of temporary place to live.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: A friend of ours, fortunately, her parents have a granny
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: flat situation, which we're renting.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, very good.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Which is great. So we've got a place to stay.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Well, that'll be similar to what you're in.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, it's way nicer because it's in Devonport.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Which is a really nice area of the North Shore
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: of Auckland.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's lovely there.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Whereas the place we're in is just a good old
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: West Auckland brick and tile.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: It's my first house, though. I renovated it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: It's a great house.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I love it. Stop. Do you want to live there, Jase?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Just between you and me, Mogi, I did have a
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: little bit of a look around when we were doing
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: the old come dine with me.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: What did you think, man?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: I thought, this is quality stuff. Very dry in there,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: you know, no moisture issues.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a drier bathroom.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, fellas. But, yeah, so we are looking.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: We're cashed up by us, ready to go.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: We're ready to, you know, take that step to that
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: next house.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Take a step up, as it were.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: A family home.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. Here he is.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Well, go on then.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, go on?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Let us know. Let us know what? Well, family home,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: the big news.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: No, there's no big, can you?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Mogi and I, you know, we've been around the
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: blocks a few times.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: We have.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Mogi, can I ask you, Keezy, what are you looking for?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. A family home. What do you
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: mean by that? A little bit of room for the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: sprogs to run around?
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for the Sproggs to run around in that. No,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: but you know, you've had your first house. You then
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: moved to your second house, which is slightly bigger. So
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: maybe three or four bedrooms would be nice.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Wow. How many bedrooms was the last one? Two.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: So my current house was two, but we converted it
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: to three.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a sneaky bastard. Yeah, well, I wasn't sneaky.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It was all very above board.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a shocking bastard. I hope the council doesn't
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: find out about that.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: No, they do know about it because we did it
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: all officially above board. And something a bit more desirable
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: in terms of location?
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: No.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Same suburb, in fact. I love where I live. Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: My wife does as well. We're actually looking to buy
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: in the same area.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: The thing is, you've got to be on your toes
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: when you come home at your place, so you know
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not as safe as, I don't know, the
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: CBD where Jase lives.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: You always get smacked over every night walking home.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: But we are looking to live in the same sort
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: of place, like maybe three or four bedrooms. Maybe I
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: would love a double garage. I'd love a double garage,
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: because I've got my truckie there.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I've got my motorbike as well. Oh, yes. And in Auckland,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: it's very... And I.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Love a double garage.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Well, just on that front, you've got to sell those off,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I think, for a start. This is well outside your
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: price range.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I think if you're going to have kids as well,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you can ditch that motorbike.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, motorbike's got to go. And even probably the trucking,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: you need to get a seven-seater.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: No, but my dad and I restored that together, and
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I told him I'd have it forever.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You say some things, Keezy, you don't mean.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You know, like my wife saying, yeah, we're going to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: watch East of Eden together. Together and it didn't happen.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: This is way bigger than that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Like if I was to say that to my dad
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: and then he was put heaps of hundreds of hours.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Does he like East of Eden? No. I think he
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: watched it with your wife actually.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: But if he was, you know, he was to put
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: hundreds of hours into this truck and then I was
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: to sell it and buy a seven seater.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: He'd be a bit upset. The thing about Liz Casey,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it would be the practical move, and you're a practical guy.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I think you should do it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Well, couldn't I just upgrade? And I don't have any Sproggs, FYI,
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: but couldn't I just upgrade my Honda Accord that I
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: drive every day? Like, do I have to sell the truck? Also,
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: are we looking at how, what are we doing here?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got sidetracked. Can we come back and start again? Yeah,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: we'll start again. We'll start again. Here's Kings of Leon.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Tune, by the way.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: We'll jam there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Thursday evening. The time is 5.29 now. Old Mike Keezy.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: He's looking to buy a new house. Exciting times for him.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You know, and one of the things that you've got
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: to do when you're buying property is just temper your
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: expectations a little bit.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, sure.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: You're saying you want a three- to four-bedroom house, a
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: double garage.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: You're saying also that you want to sort of stay
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: where you are, which is, interestingly, Te Atatu.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I'm in Te Atatu, which if anyone's from Auckland, it's
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: the first off-ramp out west out there. It's a lovely
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: little spot.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: And also.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Auckland is so ridiculously expensive, Jase. I can't afford to,
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: and to be honest, I wouldn't because if I was
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: to move into the city closer, I would be spending
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: the same amount of money and getting a house that's
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: not even better than the current house.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bang for your buck.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Value for money.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: You're wanting to stay in Te Ata 2, for example,
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: and have a bigger property.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Like a backyard or something for all the broken cars
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: that will be there.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Like a 12-foot high fence? You've got to have a
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: high fence out there. Everyone does. Well, no, that's not true.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I don't even have a– The thing that you're going
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: to need to do too, like if you're buying in
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: that area, and this is just– What? Is, you know,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: you're going to have to put bars on the window there, Keezy.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: On every window?
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'd get some security going too, you know, those–
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: what are they, security cameras? Yes.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, and those lights that just click on.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Floodlights.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Floodlights, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not trying to set up a compound or anything.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've lived out there for eight years.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: No, longer. Nine years. Yes. And it's eight. No one cares.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I've lived out there for eight years. We've never had
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: any issues with burglars. No, but often, yeah, your burglars
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: will look at something. They'll stand outside the house and
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: they'll go, is it worth my time?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the point?
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Hey, there's good stuff in my house. Stuff that's worth stealing. No,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: this is good.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Because bang for your buck.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Because you're right, the closer you get to the city,
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: the more expensive it becomes.
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: And you get less and less and less. You get
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: a nice house.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: No, you don't. You get a small apartment.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: And that's true. But if you're willing to do that,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I get that you'll tiara too. Yeah, that's fair enough.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind two bathrooms as well. I'd love an ensuite.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Have you thought about a little bit further out and
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: you will absolutely get bang for your bucks.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I'm being serious here.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Huntley. Huntley is, what, an hour and a half away?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, I mean, what time do you start every day?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: So you leave at midday-ish, and you're going to get
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: an absolute busy palace in Huntley.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: But I don't want to live in Huntley. I like
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: living in West Auckland. And I'd say Huntley is probably
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: more dangerous than West Auckland.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, they're much of a muchness.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: No disrespect to anyone living in Huntley. No. But, no, look,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I would love to live in Huntly, Jase. You know that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: But I'm pretty set on West Auckland.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And especially because growing family. Oh, yes.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Well, no, don't say especially because. Sorry, is that the
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: noise of me and my wife making love? Is that
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: what it sounds like? Is that what it sounds like?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Because that's about as long as it is usually, to
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: be honest.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Radio Hauraki.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Gig a little on Radio Hauraki. Let's see who wants
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: to hear the roar of the encore.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Cheers to Super Liquor.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Yes indeed, spring has sprung. We're heading into summer and
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: that's gig time, fellas.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You going to be gigging this summer, Jase?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Totally, man, totally. I'm into it. I'm fired up.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: So is Super Liquor. That's why they've given us a
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: whole heap of cash to give away this month. $ 250
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: at a time for you to put towards a gig,
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: a festival, or a concert of your choice. All you've
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: got to do is listen out for the roar of
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: the encore, the cutie call, and then give us a
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: call on 0800 HODUCKY.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody good stuff. Let's go to the phone lines then, Keezy. G'day, Charlie.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: You're mad, Barson. How's life?
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Hey, Jase. Yeah, not bad, mate.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mate. How's beautiful Wellington today?
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: I tell you what, it's sunny and it's 19 degrees.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Not a bad way to drive home.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Holy heck. What do you do for a crust there, Charlie?
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: I work with sheep and beef at an abattoir.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Backbones. Quite a few backbones.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: When you say you work with beef and sheep, really,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you know. They're mates.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: It's a trick with the gumboots, but I don't know
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: if I have to say it on air.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we hear you, Charlie. Now, listen, mate, you're
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: into your music, you're into your gigs.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, mate.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: Love a bit of tunes.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Just a bit, though.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: If we gave you this $ 250 cash, man, which gig
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: would you like to go see?
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: There's this one coming up at Brewtown in Upper Hutt.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: It's got all sorts of good artists. It does, actually.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got an absolute bloody beauty. I vaguely remember
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: them having Sublime out there a year or two ago.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That was very recently, yeah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: So they have some great gigs out there at old Brewtown.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Any artists or bands you're keen to see in particular, Charlie?
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty keen to catch a fire in 660, so
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: it'll be good.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Well, great news for you, Charlie. We're going to give
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: you $ 250 cash. How does that sound?
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you get it, mate.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: No worries. Good on you, Charlie. You enjoy that gig,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: All right, cheers, fellas.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Have a good one.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: No worries, mate.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You too.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You old the line pugs will look after you.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, eh?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a cool gig, actually. Yeah, it is
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: a hell of a gig. Should we go to it?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's called, well, in fact, I know,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: It's called Summer Meltdown, 23rd of January down there at
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Brewtown in the Hut. 660, Catchafire, The Black Seeds, Troy Kingey,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Rio Hall, Tikitane.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That's a hell of a gig. I love all those artists.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: In summer, I love as soon as spring and summer comes,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I just flick the musical switch and I change to barbecue,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: sort of Catchafire.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It's odd, isn't it? It changes your entire musical line-up.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Good eating.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I go Nick Cave.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Just more down buzz.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Sort of vibes.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which gigs are you looking forward to going to, Jase?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Frying my sossies and me onions.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Hey, cheers to gigs. Cheers to Super Liquor. Would you
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: see these guys.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Live, Jase? Maybe some chicken nibbles.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Some black keys.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: The Killers there on the Hodaki Big Show this Thursday evening.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: The time is 5.52. Now, you'll be aware of the
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: fact over the last few months, we've been doing a
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: thing called Come Dine With The Fellas.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Come Dine With The Fellas.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Mogi was first. Hoiti J second.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Keezy was the last one that we had. And Pugs
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: is the.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Only one left.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: And I thought it would be really good.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Actually, fellas, if we got Pugs into the studio just
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: to see how it's all sort of gelling together and
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: how he's feeling about it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Ooh, it's Pugs time. Afternoon, fellas. How you going?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Good things, Pugs.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: So for those that aren't aware, we do a Come
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Down With Me competition. You're rated on Entree Main Dessert Entertainment.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: You're hosting us.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I am. In a couple of weeks' time.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: Fellas, I'm really excited to have you all over. Every
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: day I go into my apartment and sort of get
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: from the bedroom to the lounge at about three steps
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: and I go, can't wait to have three other couples
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: around my dining table.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for that.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very much so.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: And to be honest, I think that's in your favour.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's charming, isn't it?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: It is charming. It's intimate.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, it'll be intimate.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: It's like pugs, you know, when you're in Japan. And
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: you go in there and it's a tiny little restaurant.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Hardly any room and little store. That's where I had
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: my best dining experiences.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Exactly. No, I'm really looking forward to it. It's going
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: to be fun.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: We're just sort of working out the finer details of
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: the entertainment. We've got the theme planned.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, nice.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Are you happy with that? Yeah, no, I am. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: we've been planning it, as I say. We've logged it
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: in two weeks out, so I'm pretty happy with it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Because one of the things I enjoy about my company
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: when I'm with you, or your company when I'm with you, Paxan,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: you love your food chat. You know, we have a
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: bit of restaurant chat and all that sort of stuff.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: This is great. And I know that you are a
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: superb chef. Your sticky beefs.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: 100%. Your chilli eggs.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Attention to detail with pokes.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And your attention to detail.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Also know your lovely partner is an exquisite chef.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: She is an exquisite chef, but let me just say this, Jase. Obviously,
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: I'm aware of the sort of rulings around help in
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: the kitchen. I am slightly paranoid of that. So we're
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: having those kinds of discussions at the moment.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: So what's happening? She's really keen to be involved. You
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: don't want her to be, but she's going to do
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: whatever she wants.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It's close, Moggy.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: It feels like that would be the thing because I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: think from her point of view, she probably thinks bugger
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the competition, the competition doesn't matter. The main thing is
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: that everybody has a great time. That is a recurring thing, yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: And that won't happen if it's just pugs.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that what she's thinking?
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to pick up what you guys are
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: putting down here.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Chris, I know that some of the scores you went
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: super stoked with. What are you talking about? You don't
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: have to have a go at me about it, all right? Pugs. Actually,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: just on that, are you planning on doing it all
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: on the day?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Or are you planning on pre-preparing stuff?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Let me just say this. Everything will be done that morning.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I'll be up very, very early.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. That makes sense, man.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: But yeah, we've kind of got a rough idea of
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: the menu and the kind of cuisine. And I won't
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: go too much into the theme, but let's just say, fellas.
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: It's going to be appropriate for spring having been sprung.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Okay. Spring, okay. Well, it's not a spring theme. I'm
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: not telling you a theme two weeks out.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Doesn't being sprung mean like you'll make it love?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Well, so it's a couple of weeks away. I think
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: what we do is about a week out you tell us.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Two weeks out the theme and then a week out
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: the menu.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: That's right. No, that's not how we've done it for
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: any of you. Oh, really? So we won't be doing that. No,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it's three weeks out.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: You tell us you guys did it like two days
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: before you no no no yeah you did.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah certainly uh the menu i think was a few
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: days out.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: A few days at most yeah so i think let's
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: just keep it to that thank you i'm very much looking.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But the theme was the week before i'm sure yes
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: we can argue about that at another stage yeah i'm
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: just telling you man if you're not going to do
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it that way then you know i'll just.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: Do it how we've all done it put that way
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: but yeah yeah I don't.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Know I don't know how I'm feeling about your.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Event there's a lot of bad vibes going on yeah
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: it's it's been.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: Fun let's just see the vibes we've got here you
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: can expect them on the night it's going to be tense.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, sure bloody is, and sure is great to have
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: your company this beautiful Thursday evening. You're listening to The
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Big Show, by the way, brought to you by Reburger.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
• 39:25
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• 39:26
  Speaker 3: The name's burger.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Dish, dish, dish.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Reburger. What's for dinner tonight, Keezy, in the Keezy household?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: We are making tacos tonight.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Pork mince? No, beef mince. Nice.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Beef mince tacos that are... Designed to taste like a
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: certain burger.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: A very famous burger. You guys are always having that
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: over the years.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: You guys are never going to get the re-burger flavour
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: that you're trying for.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: It's never going to happen.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I want it to taste like a Smash Prince.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: To be honest, we get bloody close. And it's quite
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  Speaker 1: a nice meal. It's actually really easy to make.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:07
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• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: So that's what we're having.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: What are you guys having?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: What about you, Mogi? That's a good question, Jase. I'm
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: not entirely sure. I'll let you know tomorrow. I don't
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: know what the wife's got planned. I don't know. Could
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: be nothing.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Could be something.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I'm loving summer, though. I like getting back into summer
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: and getting more salad-y sort of stuff going on.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And I love a salad. Yeah, same. How good's a salad, Keezy?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Do you like fruit in your salad? Oh, fruit salad.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Don't get me started. That's not what I'm saying.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I'm saying like, so my wife makes a great, actually
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: you guys had it, like a rocket and pear and
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: parmesan style salad.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Do you like a bit of pear?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: It was a bit heavy on the pear, I thought.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: No, it was not.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: So you don't like any fruit in a salad?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I hate any fruit in a salad. I think that's true, yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Like pomegranate sprinkled throughout a.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I can live with a pomegranate, but any kind of like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think a salad is a place for fruit.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I don't. Same as meat and fruit. I don't like it.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Do you like fruit salad, though? Like if I gave
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: you a bowl of fruit salad.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Have you tossed it? Yeah, I'll toss it. Yeah, then
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I'm keen.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Having said that, Moggy, I had a very nice apple
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: slaw the other day.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Apple slaw.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: What's in that? I bet there's no, you don't put
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: lettuce in it. You don't get an apple slaw and
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: then somebody says to you, Do you like that with
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: some broccoli and some lettuce in it? No, but I'll
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: have cabbage.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Cabbage and all that sort of jam.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Apple grated into it. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: It's mostly vegetables.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's foul. That sounds orgy. But that's the thing.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: You either like fruit in it or you don't, and
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair. That's fine, man.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Do you like Element OP?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't? That's right.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Tom Petty there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Thursday evening.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: And boy, oh boy, have we got a treat for you.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Certainly do, Jase. A huge new competition. Actually, I'm shaking. Really?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: You've got goosebumps. Goosebumps.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: So, Hodaki, you know, we've been known to do some
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: pretty exciting stuff.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Can we get a drum roll? Sure. Chat for a bit? Yeah, man.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: This has been something that's been on the boil for
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a little while, Jase, and we were hoping to be
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: the ones that were going to break it across the
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: airwaves for Radio Hauraki, but unfortunately we weren't. Breakfast got
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: the honour of that, but now we get to continue
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: to push the messaging around it, and I'm bloody thrilled
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I found a drumroll. Here we go. Okay, sorry,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that's the only drum, I'm not lying, that's the only
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: drum roll I can find. It's called drum roll and fart.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, but if you've got a fundraiser coming up, a
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: community event, a party or a parade or something.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: You go to hodaki.co.nz, you register there, tell us when
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: and where, and you could have wrong and.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: The new Hodaki slash ACC mascot at your event.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. What else?
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Well, he's a big bat with big personality and keen
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: to get out and meet you in the flesh. He's
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: a cricket bat with a couple of cricket balls.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Actually, just on that front, by the way, he wrong
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: and went out this afternoon. To Albert Park.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: He went to Albert Park.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: To Albert Park. And true story, he was mobbed.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I bet.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: He was.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Absolutely mobbed.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: He's hugely popular.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: I can see why.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: He should have his own socials handles.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, like his own Instagram and TikTok? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Rangan is one of the great names. And look, in
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: terms of competitions, this is an absolute gem. Imagine you're
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: there at work. You've been on the tools all week.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: You're having a few beers. And then you hear beep, beep, beep. Well,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: then you hear this. Hang on. It's me, Rogan. I
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if he talks.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, does Rogan talk?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You'd just be made up, wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: How's that?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: This is a 100% real competition, by the way.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Rogan is a larger-than-life cricket bat, and he's ready to
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: hit the road.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Does he turn up with any beers?
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, man. I think it's just him.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: It's just him.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: So register your interest at hodaki.co.nz.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, website's going to crash. Here's some Everclear, man.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: The station rules.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Thursday evening.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Fellas, this is a true story.
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I was in the bathroom today.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: And just, you know, putting a bit of wax in
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: my hair.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Do you wax your hair?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: No, not wax. What do you call it? Sort of
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: the sticky stuff. Oh, gel. No, not gel. It was wax.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Anyway, you know, I was looking at my face in
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: the mirror and I went, oh, my God.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Now, I, over the years, have been known for certain
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: physical characteristics.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get into them here.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Honker.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, certainly my honker.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: But there's one thing, and I'm genuinely kind of freaking
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: out about it. There's one thing that I've always had
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: on my head is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Really small ears.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Like tiny ears. I've always had tiny ears.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: You've always said that that's the thing you're most proud
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: of in your life. Well, yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, they were cute little.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: That's right. He says there's not a lot I'm proud of.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: My wife calls them my little monkey ears.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's racist.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: And.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: I looked this morning and I thought, they're massive.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Look at them.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not joking. They must have grown by maybe a half.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: A half.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: So, because I know that as you age, your ears
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: get bigger, your nose gets bigger, and you get hairier. Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And your eyebrows. And your eyebrows, yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: And your eyebrows.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: And I was like, have you noticed? Because you have
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: turned 50 now, Mogi. I mean, is this what I
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: have to look forward to? Just all these bodily changes
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: all over the place?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Well, as you know, Jase, earlier on this week, I
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: woke up with a burst blood vessel underneath my eye.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's gone.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It's better, isn't it? Yeah, it's cleaned up pretty well.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Now I've just got my normal dark rings. So it's
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: hard to tell. Then last week while gently bobbing my
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: head to another Tom Petty wounder here in the studio,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I put my neck out.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Both those things are true. And then, you know, to
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: know that as you see there, Keezy, that the nose
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: continues to grow. Mine's already massive. Ears continue to grow.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Mine stick out a mile. Hair starts to come out
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: of places it's never come out of before.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Out of your ears more, the top of your ears,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: out of your nose.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Your nostrils.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Shoulder blades, all sorts of weird spots. Shoulders are weird.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Like I used to have one on my shoulder that
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: my wife used to every now and then spot and
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: then pull out.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And somehow one day it's not there, the next day
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: it's eight feet long. Yes.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Or now there's like, oh, wow, there's like five of them.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I knew that as you got older you got
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: massive balls.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I knew that.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: And I'm also aware that your honker tends to grow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: But I didn't know about the ears.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm not joking. They are probably double the size
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: that they used to be.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They're still smaller than my ears.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're still small, but they're massive for me.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You can imagine how big my ears are going to
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: be by the time I'm up.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: on Radio Hauraki.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Well, there you go, you mad bastard.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: That's the big show, done and dusted. For another day
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: in there. Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: What are your plans this evening, Mogi?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ride home on my mother's step-through bicycle.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Pushbike Mogi. It's a lovely evening. I'm trying to decide
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: which way I go. I've got two possible ways I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: can go home. One of them... is quite a steep hill. Yes.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: And then the other one is smooth, but then right
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: by my house, the last stretch is a very, very,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: very steep hill, but not as far. But I'm always gassed,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: so you have to get off your bike and push it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Even an e-bike? Oh, it's insanely steep. And does it have,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I know the one that your house is on, what
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: about the other one? The other one. The other hill,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the first hill The first hill is absolutely, you can
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: go up there. I'd do that. But it's just a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: much bigger hill. It's just longer.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: It is a big hill.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I'll give you that. But I'll be honest with you, Keezy,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: in my mind I'm thinking, no, I'd rather do the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: bigger hill because the other hill pushing your bike up there,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: those bikes weigh a ton, mate. It weighs as much
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: as your motorbike there. No, it doesn't. Well, push bike.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Your mum's old push bike.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: It's almost brand new, Casey.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Tonight, fellas, I'll be listening to the Big Show Disclaimer Podcast.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Actually, here's a little clip of it.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: You know Ponzi schemes?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know Ponzi.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: The guy, Ponzi, that started them.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: That's Ponzi.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: That's a Ponzi scheme is what you're thinking.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: That's classic chat. That's good stuff. That's Radio Woods. We
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: did a.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Bit of Roo's chat on the podcast tonight. It comes
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: out at 7.30.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. What are you up to, Keezy?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go home.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: My wife and I will go for a walk. Then
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: we'll probably watch another episode.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Pre or after?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: After.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: To help with digestion. And then we'll watch Traders UK Celebrity.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: And then she'll probably go to bed and then I'm
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: going to play PlayStation for a wee bit.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Your digestion's not going to know itself after the winter
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: it's had with no post-dinner walks. I know.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I hate not walking after dinner. So
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I'm stoked to be back at it, fellas.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, Jason?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Now that is a good question, Keezy. I don't know
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: if I told you, fellas.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: It was a rhetorical one.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: But my mother-in-law's up.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: And so it's that thing of, do we, because she
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: loves being in the apartment. She loves the apartment. So
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: it's like, do we have a really nice sort of
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: home-cooked meal or something like that?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: But then again, it's like, we're in the CBD. It
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: feels like you should be, you know, going out and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: about and showing.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Which is what we've done the last couple of times
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: she's been here.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: We've gone out.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: So I'm really– actually, I've got to actually text my wife.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I'll see you later. Okay, bye, Mikey.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you're a fan of the show, we'll be
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: back tomorrow, 4 p.m.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Till 7. We'll see you then. Check out the podcast.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Check out the Instagram there.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Because they may have already decided, of course, that– Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: you're right.