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GW25 Transfer Window Closed I Ep: 123 · Draft Offsides Podcast

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You're in the same category for me in fantasy as Arsenal is in
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real life. Now you know how hard I was.
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We got the two, the 22 drawing as Man C, You know how upset I
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was, but still happy, but upset inside that I helped Arsenal
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slightly. It's the same thing, broth.
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But what have I done? You're you.
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You're Tico. You're an arsehole.
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Completely. You're a terrible winner.
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Terrible. I gave a speech in a suit.
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Honestly, Keith, you could be the judge.
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Wait, Keith. Wait, Keith.
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He's got. Yes, motherfucker.
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Love that. I was going to let him be the
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deciding factor if. There's no deciding factor.
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He doesn't want you as a winner either.
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We know this for a fact. No.
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No, no, I'm saying I have not been.
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I feel like I have not been obnoxious as a champion
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whatsoever. Should I lead us off?
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You're going to do the intro and then I'm going to jump straight
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into waivers and then we'll do then we'll do news and notes
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after waivers. Yeah, go on.
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Let me start this. Get get yourself ready.
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Go on goose Fraba, goose fraba. Like it's fucking really working
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yourself up mentally just so she me so my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, my, my, little, little. Hello everyone, welcome to draft
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off sides episode #123 it's myself.
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Deco joined with Enzo who I have some words for later on.
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Keith is still out, hopefully he'll be back in the next couple
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of weeks. Big week in fantasy and
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obviously just the shit that happened.
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Arsenal won a game without an own goal.
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Obviously you know, big news. Finally, pieces of shit.
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But it was an own goal and then they changed it to a goal from
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Matawaki. Like also the game was done.
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They have to cry for it. OK, just make just want to make
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that clear. We're doing a little different
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this week. We're going to change the
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format, format up a little bit. We're going to start off with
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waivers. Go ahead and get us all right.
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Waivers You've got Matthias Monet from Wolves.
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Forward 49%, owned 3 double digits in four games.
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Only one goal on those means he's getting points.
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Otherwise, if you need a forward, I mean Adley from
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Bournemouth, we spoke about him for the last couple of weeks,
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he's another forward 25% Only we know how hard forwards are in
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this league. Repeat from last week.
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Now another goal contribution and another double digit game.
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He has Villa, Everton, West Ham and Sunderland next.
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Villa's going to be a little bit tough but I think he's got good
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match ups for the next 3. Ryan Victor from Bournemouth,
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another forward, they've got an array on that roster at the
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moment. We've got option left front.
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It's a little bit of risky business on this guy.
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I'd look if he's starting or not, but he only got an assist
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on 22 minutes. Will he get another start?
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I'm not sure. AWB from West Ham, I just snuck
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in, got snuck in. 54% own, should be close to 9% own going
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by form. West Ham's been playing better.
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AWBA big part of that defensively and offensively.
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Burnley, United and Bournemouth next Some good match ups Man
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United does on the way up but Burnley just got smacked by
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Sunderland today and then Bournemouth's been up and down
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learning goals. Pascal shot from Leeds.
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Defender 41% owned 8.25 points in a four nil loss. 11 and 11
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the last two games. Busy defender.
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He's got Forest and Chelsea next.
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It just shows that even in a four nil loss he still gets his
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points. You got to think about that.
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He lost 6 points and he's still got 8.25.
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Ian Matson Villa defender, 37% owned, Averaging over 10 points
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a game last three games. Played the four light full 90
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minutes in the last two Could be an option for defenders.
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Ola Aina Another defender from Forest, 44% owned, 2 double
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digit games in a row. Leeds and Wolves necks very
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favourable match ups and then set Vanderburgh.
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We keep talking about this guy. Brentford defender 27% owned.
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Forget the team, forget the name. 4 double digits in a row
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should be swooped up. They're a busy defender.
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Newcastle and Arsenal next, but after that Brian, Burnley,
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Bournemouth and Wolves. So just couple notes on those.
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Even for Newcastle and Arsenal, it's not like they're putting a
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lot of goals. So even against those teams, you
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could play to play him. And the one thing I would say
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about Ian Matson, that's three games in a row where he's
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scoring 10 plus or almost 10 points.
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His lowest scoring game in those three games is 9.75, and that's
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the only game he had a clean sheet.
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The other two, they lost 10 and he scored over 10 points.
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So he's doing in other ways, takeaways, he passes, all that
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stuff. He's finally becoming the player
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Keith has been talking about for two years.
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Hey man, that's a few players, man.
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We know about that already. Watch him get bench now.
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Oh shit. All right, now we're going to do
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some headlines, just some. We're going to focus on player
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movements that happened in the last day of signing day.
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So what I'm going to do is go through the player, the team,
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and then and then I'm going to ask you if it's fab worthy.
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So just kind of power through it.
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Yes, no, and like, give me a ballpark of what you think.
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All right, let's go. So first one, Jeremy Jaquet,
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Joyce Liverpool. He's a center back from Reigns,
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the French league. Fab Worthy.
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He's a backhoe. I love that.
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He's fab worthy. Not fab.
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I feel like that's gonna be the trend.
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Tyree George, he's almost from Chelsea to Everton.
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He's a 20 year old winger. Fab Worthy.
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Well, he's deaf. He might because is he taking
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Griller to spot to cover him for the next couple of weeks?
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Because they just got rid of Dwight McNeil too.
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So there is options there. So he could be, but you either
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go early and put some fab on him and then regret it Leo, or
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you're a genius. I agree this is kind of a a high
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upside one. ISIL Desasi 2 worst time
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defender from Chelsea. Fab Worthy.
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No, because they let in goals. And don't get 2 sheets.
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Exactly. Palace complete, move forward.
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Strand, Larson, Fab Worthy. If Matzetta had left and went to
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Juventus or AC Mana, which he still could do to Juventus, then
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yes. If no, are you going to stop
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Matzetta or are you going to start Strand?
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Larson, I think. Mateta, as you mentioned, he
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didn't pass his physical with Milan, but looks like they still
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want to send him to Juventus. Sounds like he's probably going
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to be on his way out just because it's going to be messy.
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How do you welcome him back in? Brendan Johnson got the starts.
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The first couple of games he didn't really do much.
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So I don't understand this whole Larsen thing just because I
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think they pay like 40 something million for him.
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This guy has what, one or two goals?
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It's not worth 47,000,000 now, but was it 47 million?
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I thought it was 27 and 27,000,000.
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Sounds about right was. It.
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Yeah, it wasn't that much. Man.
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If it was, they just got robbed blind.
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Let's see, kind of want to look it up. 48 million.
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Fuck. Off.
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Yeah, yeah, no, 48 million. And again, we thought he would
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be really good when he went to the wolves because he's a big
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target. Never panned out.
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I mean and 2425 he had fourteen goals and four assists.
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Yeah, that's. When Cunya was there and opening
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up for. Him, but what do what does
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Palace do? Well, put the balls in the box.
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He's like 6-4 giant. So I think this one I would put
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in regardless. Put in some fab because seems
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like he's going to get some playing time regardless and then
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this is some different something else.
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That's it for the player moves. Just a general question.
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You could pick one. What do we think of a person
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that messages the other teams in the league and tells hey, your
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player is on the bench, you need to move someone else, they're
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not starting. What kind of a scum are they?
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What level of hell will they end up in?
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Are they just the total piece of shit I.
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Got a thing? You got to give the full story
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and have the understanding of both sides.
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No, no, no. No, no.
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It's just it's just pick one of those.
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I don't think I've always, I think they're a Good Samaritan
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and they're looking out for the best outcome for the league and
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there might be something selfish there also.
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But whether it's selfish or it's helping two people and upsetting
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1 so you know the the positive outweighs the negative that
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person. Has to look themselves in the
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mirror, and I look. Myself in the mirror every day
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and I smile from ear to ear because I am proud of my
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decisions. Lead 0, Arsenal 4.
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Saka got injured. He was.
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He was supposed to start. I guess he got injured last
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minute. Not sure what the injury is.
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Maduki gets the starts, Christ through the EPL gets the goal,
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scores 28.25 points. Gilchrist.
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If Chris is playing Leeds, you start it.
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But the bad news is they're not going to play him again anymore.
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It's the second time they played 15.25 points.
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Now he has the top goal scorer with six on goals, is trailing
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by two goals or one goal 2. Goals.
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They have two goals. Yeah, 4.
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Jesus played last minutes and scored 16 points came out and
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scored and then Zubi Mandy got a goal as well. 17.25 that's rare.
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Gabriel 16 points, 10 ghost points.
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That's. A lot.
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Of good points. Yeah, that's a lot of.
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Ghost points, That's good, man. I put that in for Jesus because
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he played like 20 minutes and got 16 points.
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Yokores played like 70 minutes and got that many points because
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he really didn't do too much other than that.
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And honestly we see him with Yokrez.
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He doesn't score against three of the big teams.
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All his goals have come from the the bomb alpha type so also.
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Jesus was their best striker in recent years.
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It's just the first year he was there, he was amazing.
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And then he's just been injured the whole time.
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Yeah, which has been the story for his career.
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But he already has two goals in not a lot of games.
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Yeah, yeah. All right, next game, Wolves 0,
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Borma 2 Petrova 7 saves. That's crazy. 21.25 points.
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Adli. Adli has yeah, who we talked
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about in the waivers. Gets an assist. 13.5 croupy
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goal, 13.5 points. Love saying croupy.
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I don't know. Why are you going to be croupy?
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Are you croupy groupie? It's a beautiful hot goal half
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volley. It was very nice.
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Scott scores 20 points. I always want to call them Mane,
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like Gucci Mane, 10.25 points, all ghosts.
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Mane 10.25 points. All right, next game, Brighton
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won. Everton won.
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Pascal Gross scores the goal, which cost me my matchup.
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It was. Yeah, it was not.
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He's back, baby. I think Pascal Gross is back.
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He's like came back like nothing ever happened.
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Like, he left for a year and a half, came back and he's like
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back to business. Grass is not always Screener on
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the other side. He scored a goal, huh?
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Another one. Ayari with an assist, 9.75
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points. Beto scores 97 minute on his
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birthday. Oh sure.
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Happy birthday, beta, Happy birthday.
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Brother, Yeah. You suck.
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But happy birthday. O'Brien 19.75 points Fan tracks
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assists for double digits in a row Only one clean sheet point.
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Man O'Brien has been really good.
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He's been. Done it wrong.
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He he still had a good score about that assist, but you did
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you see how he got the assist? No, I did not, he took.
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A fucking shot. It bounced off the goalkeeper
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and landed the fuck game. Battle in battle score.
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That's fine. He's on my team.
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I mean, and then everything's going to be interesting because
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now. They lack options.
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Yeah. So they're very thin.
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Sendai will be a a go ahead star.
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They lost they Gary Dwight McNeil.
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So yeah, they've got nothing in the middle anymore.
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What they do, they do. They've got Ghana purely.
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She's out for a while, yeah. Yeah, we'll see.
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This was a good game. Chelsea three West Ham 2 Chelsea
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go down early to zero. I mean, you have to be a piece
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of like a terrible team to lose to West Ham.
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So you know they come back. They scored three in the
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second-half. Bowman scores 20.5 points, AWB 2
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assists, 20.5 points identical. Somerville continues good from
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three goals in three games. He came off the bench, right?
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Or he started this game. He started game of Subs for
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Chelsea. Pedro off the bench scores 18.25
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points, assists for Fofana 13 1/2 and Cucarella scores.
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He did that goal by Kukurila. Can I?
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Say he's the most hated player, I think in the world by so many
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players he's got, you see. Did you see how he got like
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shouldered like to the floor? He got thrown like thrown out
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like a rag doll by rag. Chari Yeah, we'll talk about.
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We'll talk about that, yeah. As a stewards winner, 11.5
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points. Pedro assist.
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All right, go ahead and talk about the.
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Fight. So I guess him and Chary and
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Kura Cucaro in the corner and then like somehow it goes out.
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But then Cucaro must have fucking like been leaning
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against him because he had his head down like this and all you
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see is Charyo fucking manhandled that for pushing back.
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The funny thing for me was that fucking fucking Zhao Pedro
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pushes Chary in the back. Chary turns round.
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The fear in this motherfucker's eyes when he saw Jari was
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fucking unbelievable. Oh.
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I saw that. Instantly regretted what he did,
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but he would you. I'm not fucking with Jari.
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He walks like he's got a fucking like his back is just full of
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muscles, like he's swolled. That's that's how swell he is.
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He's got no neck. You know, he says he's never.
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No, he does. Weights.
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He does weights. Don't.
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Don't say it. He does weights.
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I don't give a shit what he says.
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He's doing what? I I thought the cool thing about
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this was I don't know if you saw this at halftime, Robert, the
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goalkeeper, Sanchez for Chelsea, he was walking by the fan side
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where they were like booing the team.
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And he said, hey, we still have 45 minutes to play.
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We still have a whole half. And they came out of score three
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goals. So I thought that was pretty
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cool to see. Yeah, a gorilla, obviously, like
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a he he just want to punch him in the face.
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I don't know what it. Is this is the son about his
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face they love? Guests to start, no goal.
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And then honestly, I think it's just like you said, the Subs
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reshamed was on the bench. Garnacho played like oh.
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My God, horrible. That first half was horrible
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offensively and defensively horrible.
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I don't. Know if you saw there was a clip
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of him saying how do you misplace 3 passes in a row?
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It's in one possession he makes like 3 passes and two of them
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are like short passes just goes yeah, yeah but overall, you
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know, Chelsea's capable of scoring.
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How did Cole Palmer do in this game?
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Was he he only? Got like 2.5 points this game.
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He really didn't have too much, too much possession.
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A lot of it was going through Enzo and Neto.
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That's what I noticed. Like even the lap, like the lap
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was just fouling people just to feel like he was part of the
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game. There's a couple Chelsea players
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and then the lap being one of them and Palm being another that
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just didn't feel like they were part of the game.
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I I know if. Keith was here, He would make
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the excuse of oh, he's been injured this and that, but he
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has played thirteen games, 11 starts, only four goals, no
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assists. I don't know.
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I feel like I don't know if they saw them or something is off,
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but obviously he is the most disappointing player of the
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fantasy year. You.
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Would say I would. I would partly agree with you,
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but because he's been injured, I gotta say that he's not the most
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unimpressive player of this season.
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We've got a few of those. Even though even if they did
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come back, like who we got, we got 4IN what?
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Even though he's playing well, he's 27th I think in the league
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right now. But before that, 30. 2nd. 32nd,
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he was trash for most of the season before this.
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I think that Palmer has been injured and he's not been
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injured once. He had that one really bad one.
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He's had a couple in between, so he just hasn't got the flow yet.
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So took not to get to bog down on this, but where it's coming
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from a different league. Yeah.
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Expectation we did talk about how he's going to struggle as
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well, but and also called Palmer if even if we look at points per
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game, not start points per game, guess where he ranks?
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58th, 2:00. 115. Well look, but he hasn't.
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But he hasn't had enough runner games and play.
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This is the first 9 minutes he's played since he came back from
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injury. Injury.
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He hasn't been playing for 9 minutes.
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Give him a second. Am I saying he's having a giving
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an excuse? You can say I am, but he's going
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to. Let's judge him at the end of
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the season. He had a run where he played 10
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games in a row and he started 9 games in a row.
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He started and he played. He had only three goals in that
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in nine and he had games where he had like 1.3 and a half.
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Like don't get wrong is it superstar numbers but he still
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scored three goals, 30% also. Injuries are part of the game,
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so oh I. Agree.
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Yeah. So it's again he if I, if I had
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the 1st overall pick, I was going to take Cole Palmer.
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So this is where he was ranked top to top three.
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I hear you and. I'm not saying that it's not,
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but we're talking about injuries are part of the game, but then
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you can't give them their valuation for the whole season
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because they couldn't play more than half the season, you know
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what I mean? It's tough.
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So I'm glad we came to the conclusion that he's the most
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disappointing player of the year.
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Jack, let's move on. Do we have something for this
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Liverpool four and Newcastle one?
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That's lightning sound? No, I've noticed Akitika gets a
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brace 26.75 points. Wertz gets a golden assist 22.25
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points, averaging 9.8 after like you, like we talked about
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terrible start earlier in the year.
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We're talking do you start him? Do you bench him?
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Fantasy wise? Obviously this guy just figured
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this out. He is a talent, he's obviously
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amazing and I'm going to talk more about him later on.
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Salah gets 13 points, gets an assist still contributing,
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becomes the first player in Premier history to have double
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digit goal and assists against one team.
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Thank you, Newcastle. Yeah.
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And. Newcastle's like, not a shitty
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team, you know? Yeah, I guess, yeah.
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Gordon thinks he's playing in the Euro.
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Scores a goal, 14 points. He benched.
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He played the starting nine, He benched with and of ultimate,
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which two players have been pretty disappointing ever since
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We still came back. Yeah, yeah.
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Ironically Kirk has assists 14 1/2 going out.
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They goal 18.5 points so the defender is kind of stepping up
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for Liverpool as well. Kirk has started to play bad was
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mentioned as before. He's actually started to be more
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valuable. He's obviously the number one
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now after them trying to get rid of Robinson.
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Like I said, Canate and Van Dyke are going to be a start and send
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it back to Liverpool. So the guy from Rennes, he's
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going to be back up. But Canal is not going to get a
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goal every week. But Kirk is does have the
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capability of getting some ghost points in there.
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He got what, 8.5 ghost points in there so it's not too bad.
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Villa 0, Bradford one Well. They they just have to win this
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game, bro. They just have to win this game
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against Brentford just to keep themselves in the running.
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But no, they had to lose to Brentford.
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Well, I mean to be fair shot, I got the red car pretty early and
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like the great. Yeah.
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The great, Arteta said. You know when you plan to play
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against 11 people and you play against 10, it changes
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everything. So maybe Villa was shook.
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And that's he, unless you got the right card and then Attara
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Sport a few minutes later. It's like you can't, you can't
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make this shit up, man. I got I got happy for you
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because I think you had Tammy. You have Tammy Abraham or
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someone else does No. Well, I saw someone at Tammy
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Abraham and I saw that he scored a goal and then it got denied by
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VER. Is that right?
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If you say it's right, then it's right.
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Yeah, I told our goal 30 points. My boy Louise back with 17.25
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points and 16.25 all ghost. He just got one point for the
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clean sheet. I mentioned this last week, so
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I'm going to say good job to myself.
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I said Villa have a history of starting players after they get
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them. Mm hmm.
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Yes, true. And he did well.
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He did well. Yeah, again, a player that I was
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playing against, so, you know, saw.
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Her. Yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you. Yeah.
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Next game Manchester United 3 fold them two.
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Bruno gets 2 cysts bossing that meal for the round.
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Casa Miro gets a goal and then assists 22.75 points.
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Man, he's having an amazing think Torah.
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Oh yeah, Lost Torah. He's doing well, man.
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He's doing well. Torah.
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It was a great, it was a great set piece.
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Arsenal fans take note. That's how you have a set piece
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with some integrity. Cunha scores.
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Another one. Sesco off the bench scores the
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winner. And it's a banger, and I know
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you guys make fun of it. Was it was a nice though.
21:28
He had his back to goal. He knew where he was.
21:30
I don't want to say it was a banger.
21:31
He just he placed it in the top right.
21:33
Yeah. Placement.
21:35
You said banger. It's not banger, it's A.
21:37
Banger Croupy. 'S goal was a banger.
21:40
This was not banger. Jimenez penalty 50 points.
21:44
Had a bunch of star steps. Kevin off the bench.
21:48
I started Chuck Wazey and then Kevin off the bench with an
21:51
equalizer banger. Now that was a banger from
21:55
outside the box coded into the top right.
21:57
Seska's goal, not a banger I'm sorry, was top.
22:02
In. Top in though.
22:04
But he was in he. He was in the box.
22:07
Kevin was not in the box. Kevin coded.
22:10
So you're saying there is impossible to have?
22:12
I'm just saying Kevin's was bare all round.
22:14
It was a banger outside the box and he had to curl it and he was
22:19
on the move. Cesco was planted, had to make a
22:21
little shimmy, step to the left, boom, hit it to the top right
22:25
there, bang it placed it. Just saying.
22:27
Still 132, still think this is a great game.
22:29
I watched this game, Fulham came back 22 within minutes.
22:32
You fucking scored the winner. Good for you.
22:34
I didn't. Like Jimenez's penalty kick.
22:37
Too far out, too too many stops. They.
22:40
Need. They need to make the rule that
22:42
you can't start a step and it needs to be a fluid motion.
22:45
I didn't stop. He was trying to I start the
22:48
goalkeeper. Yeah, he's looking stupid, but
22:51
he got a goal, didn't he? Oh my God.
22:54
But Man United look like a completely different team.
22:58
They look man. United, let's do some schedule.
23:00
Watch two more games left for a haircut they got.
23:02
Tottenham. They got Tottenham and West Ham,
23:06
very doable. Very doable, but Tottenham can
23:09
also be Tottenham and ruin it for you.
23:11
I don't want that. I don't want to get a haircut.
23:14
No my time. You're going to hear it here
23:17
first. I will join that guy and get a
23:20
haircut the same time he does. God, all right, move on to the
23:24
next game mate. Forest one, Palace one.
23:29
I mean, whatever. Give scores.
23:34
What is this? Williams thinks he's playing
23:35
Grush goalie handball on goal line.
23:37
Red card, Sorry. Equalizes for Palace.
23:39
Anderson 15.5 points. Sporadic fantasy player, but
23:43
soloed. Yeah.
23:46
I can't. Did you see?
23:47
You didn't see the handball, did you?
23:48
No. I did not see the handball.
23:50
He fucking did the. Like that, like he was trying to
23:53
Heather it. Yeah, fuck it, I had him.
23:56
That's why I'm pissed. Got ray carded -6.75 points and
24:01
it was so obvious. Would I drop him?
24:05
Guys, don't drop him. He's going to be banned for a
24:07
game or two, but he'll be 5 when he comes back.
24:10
Nico Williams scores points next game.
24:15
The defenders for Palace were on track so I know Richard Big on
24:21
Lacroix like. Muniz.
24:24
Yeah, like tenish next game Spurs two City 2 Holland again
24:28
no goal, but guess the assists. So does Bernardo Silva.
24:31
We're going to skip the next note.
24:33
Shirky 15.5 points scores comes off injured.
24:37
He he could have had a second goal.
24:39
But are you? Yeah.
24:41
What a say but do you see him dancing in the box?
24:45
Yeah, that's crazy, dude. He's so good with his feet, man
24:49
did. You see how Pep and him had like
24:52
a kind of an argument because he went down with an injury and he
24:55
needed like some I don't. Think he got down the argument,
24:58
or it might be he might be saying all that fancy shit you
25:00
do. That's what you get because,
25:03
because. He got Reindeer games up like
25:05
warming up ready to go, and then he kind of put it back in off
25:09
the bench. So I don't know, like I guess, I
25:11
guess Jackass. So Mania scores again, 13.5
25:14
points. It'd be interesting to see what
25:17
happens when Doku gets healthy, if how they're going to play
25:20
him. Savio is an afterthought at this
25:23
point. Yeah, Solanki brace 24.5 points.
25:28
I'm not He's not back because he was never anywhere to be back.
25:31
You have to be good in order to be back to.
25:35
Being good. Not for Tottenham.
25:38
Also the first goal looked off size to me.
25:41
Chavi Siemens 22.5 points. This is an 1st.
25:44
Goal was not offsides. You're an idiot.
25:46
It could have been a foul though, I'll give you that.
25:49
That's all for discussion. But it wasn't offsides so
25:51
things. Could be true, I thought it was
25:52
offsides and I could also be an idiot.
25:54
Simmons gets 23 points. That's four games in a row,
26:01
99723. We talked about how it took
26:06
words a minute to get used to the pace and everything about
26:11
the EPL coming from the German league.
26:13
Another player coming from the German league, yes, pace,
26:16
tactically gifted. Maybe he's figuring the shit
26:19
out. So I think Keith Keith dropped
26:22
them, right? Who?
26:24
Simmons. Yes.
26:25
Yeah, I. Think he's dropped them?
26:27
Yeah. And Nate got him this guy.
26:32
And now? He's trying to trade them to me,
26:34
yeah. Gallagher, another strong
26:36
gouting 14.25 points, gets the assists.
26:40
Matt, this whole situation is kind of crazy with Holland.
26:46
He's no longer the total points. Why is he still the number one?
26:50
But he's points per game is he's second.
26:53
Bruno passed him at 16.29, which is like fucking insane numbers
26:57
for Bruno. But Holland, it's been how many
27:03
games in a row right now? So 1/2, No, three games in a row
27:07
he hasn't scored, but out of the last seven he only has one goal,
27:12
which is kind of crazy, but. The Gomeo This is around the
27:15
time C starts to ramp things up and the season, so if C goes on
27:20
a run and they continue winning, he's definitely going to be
27:23
part. I mean, if he's not part of it,
27:26
City, you're not going to go on a run.
27:32
Yeah, I mean City are 6 points out of first place and United
27:38
are 6th place out of second place.
27:41
So you. Got member City still has to
27:43
play Arsenal. Arsenal stuff to play City one
27:44
more time. That could be huge it.
27:47
Might be the title deciding game but I'm just saying United is
27:52
the the difference between for City between Arsenal, yeah.
27:55
I heard you. I heard you.
27:56
I think so. We're back, baby.
27:59
We're the devils. That was sad for this Carrie.
28:02
'S gone playing well. Sunderland versus Burnley,
28:05
Sunderland won three nil. Burnley sucks.
28:09
Habib Diarra gets the first start since 9:13 and scores a
28:12
goal on assists. 22.75 points. Keep an eye on him but I
28:15
wouldn't put too much fucking value in him.
28:18
Four defenders score over 10 points of Sunderland.
28:20
That's going to be Mukulele got the assist.
28:22
Think Thune got the 7.75 but you've got the clean sheet
28:26
points. I wouldn't look too much into
28:28
the defenders. Mukulele yes, because you've got
28:30
the assist Robin Rose has first game without a safe?
28:35
No way. No saves.
28:37
What bunnies suck dude. And if your team has a Bernie
28:41
player then your team sucks. Oh OK, that was.
28:45
That's a nice little addition there, Tiga.
28:48
Just had nothing to do with me. I'm not here to badmouth teams
28:51
or players or other people's other managers.
28:54
That's. What you just wrote, but you
28:55
wrote those notes. Whoa, whoa, I didn't want those
28:59
notes. Those notes are from you mate.
29:01
I didn't write these notes either.
29:02
Yeah. You definitely did.
29:04
What are his? Accusations.
29:06
Afghan players returned for little segment here.
29:09
Guys going to have a look. Salah last time he came back
29:13
from Afghan was horrible. This time around 13.5 and 13
29:16
points. Nothing there so he should be
29:19
fine. It must be because he's upset
29:20
with the team so he has to prove that he's the best player in the
29:23
league. Endai Senegal 4.75 and 3.75
29:28
points. I think he could do better.
29:30
We'd expect better for him, especially from the start, but
29:34
with Grillish out, he's going to have to be 1 of the main focal
29:38
points in the tech. Do you do you from Senegal, 2.5
29:42
and 4.75 from West Ham? I think we got thinking about
29:45
dropping him if you still held on to him.
29:48
AWB Congo 19.75, three .75 and 20.5 points.
29:53
He's completely fine. Chuck Wazy 13 points and seven,
29:57
he did come off, that's why he got the seven points and he came
30:00
on as a sub with the third team, which is a little bit weird.
30:02
So maybe only star him if he's on the bench.
30:05
Maybe do that for any anyone that plays before Iwobi Nigeria
30:09
2.25 and eight points. He's not the same one as last
30:13
season. There's no Iwobi points this
30:15
week. Where's Iwobi mate?
30:17
Where's he in the rankings? I think he's in London.
30:21
Diallo Ivory Coast 1.75 and 9.75 I think he had a banging game.
30:26
This last one he had a couple shots on goal, could have had a
30:29
goal easily and Buebbo 1360 and 7.5 no no problems there.
30:33
So I guess the whole myth about form after AFCON is you know,
30:38
been refuted here with majority of the top players scoring well
30:41
and a couple that are taking a little bit longer to get back
30:43
into into 4. Evolby IS150150 in total points,
30:50
but again, he's missed games and you know, and points per game is
30:55
150. Yeah, it's not the same as the
30:58
same. Yeah.
30:59
Yeah, not the same as last season there, all right.
31:03
Let's do some there's some big games coming up for this match
31:08
day 25. So I'm just kind of go through
31:10
the ones, all the games and then I'll say the ones we don't care
31:13
about and then we'll focus on the ones we do.
31:16
Leeds United don't care at all. Fulham, Everton, that I think
31:22
that that is potential to be a good game.
31:23
I I would favor Fulham, Arsenal, Sunderland.
31:28
That could be interesting. It would see if Arsenal will be
31:31
able to score a goal or will Sunderland be able to score an
31:33
on goal. Villa Bormut, whatever, that's
31:38
going to be a good. Game when you talk about
31:40
whatever some croupy adley on freaking Bournemouth Villa, well
31:44
now. You didn't say that because
31:46
you're a croupy groupie, no. I don't have croupy, but I'm
31:49
saying that they've got some players on there.
31:51
You've got to look out for them. Villa and Bournemouth.
31:52
I think the attacking players on both Villa and Bournemouth are
31:55
going to be ones you want to start.
31:57
Tammy Abraham, Louise Adley, what's his name?
32:03
The striker for Bournemouth, Evan Nelson.
32:07
There's a bunch of players in there you want to start for
32:09
sure. How do you feel about Tammy
32:11
Abraham I? I always liked Tammy Abraham.
32:14
I mean, when he was on Villa before he was on Chelsea before,
32:16
I think he didn't get the right opportunity at Chelsea because I
32:19
I don't think he he met that kind of the vision of a striker.
32:23
But I think he could play in the Premiership.
32:25
He did well at Roma, did completely fine.
32:27
Figgy Did he win a cup at Roma with Mr. the Special 1 though?
32:31
He did. I'm just not a fan of the name.
32:34
Oh well, I thought about it. Go on.
32:37
Brighton Palace. I think that could be a good
32:39
game. It'd be interesting to see if
32:41
Larson starts or not. That is the Sunday 6:00 game.
32:45
So you know, you might have to wait to see if you could play
32:48
Larson or not, have him in your line up.
32:50
I think some of the bigger games are obviously United versus
32:53
Tottenham. It's going to.
32:54
Be interesting. It's a huge game, two teams, one
32:57
is battling for top 4, the other one is trying to stay out, stay
33:00
out of relegation. So it'd be, you know, it's a
33:04
good game. Do you want to have a some kind
33:07
of a wager on this game? No.
33:10
All right, SMART man. I think we'll see some goals in
33:14
this because even with United's defense, they're still letting
33:16
goals. Yeah.
33:17
We're going to see it's all about if, if Tottenham plays the
33:21
way they did in the second-half against Man City, they'll be
33:23
fine. It's just too many mistakes and
33:26
honestly it can go either way with both these teams.
33:29
But I think that Man United's in a better position than Tottenham
33:32
is, so it's going to be Man United should be favourites.
33:36
Burnley versus West Ham, that is a.
33:39
Huge. Game for the.
33:41
Shit shows. Yeah, it's a huge game for West
33:43
Ham because they're six points out of relegation, so they.
33:48
They could win and I think they go Bowen, who's going to play
33:51
well. Castellano Tati is what he puts
33:54
on the back of his shirt. He passes the eye test.
33:56
I think he's just he's, you know, he's really close.
33:58
Again, a goal AWB, Burnley is just going to be what's his
34:03
name, the one up front and you've got Edwards.
34:06
They just got Burnley, not Burnley.
34:08
Sunderland just got rid of a Dingray.
34:10
He just want to learn to to to Germany or Italy.
34:14
There's a bunch of player moves. Look at all the player moves
34:16
guys and see who starts and it could be some some gems in there
34:21
somewhere. Jay and Anthony is the only
34:23
burly Jay and Jay. And Anthony, there it is.
34:26
Next game, Wolves versus Chelsea if you have a Chelsea player
34:30
starting. If there's a Chelsea player
34:33
playing in the game, you start him.
34:35
Yep, it yeah, they should especially you know, they unlock
34:39
their attacking hopefully carries over and they score a
34:42
bunch of goals. Newcastle, Brentford.
34:44
That's going to be interesting and decides to see who's going
34:46
to be there up top the striker. Hopefully it's Lisa and the last
34:52
game is Liverpool Man City which this this could be the.
34:57
Title of decider. Yeah, because if Liverpool beats
35:02
Man City and also beats Sunderland, they go 9 points
35:06
clearly. Both teams are similar in the
35:10
Forum. In the last five, both of the
35:12
teams have one win, one lost, three ties.
35:15
So it's not like what any of those, these are playing like
35:18
amazing football. No the.
35:20
It's also going to be interesting week in the sense
35:24
that there are games midweek. It's for some of the teams, the
35:29
Carabella Cup, Arsenal play Chelsea and who else is playing
35:33
in that city and then Man City, Newcastle United, Yeah, that's
35:37
the. It's the semi finals.
35:39
For for this cup, do away goals matter or they don't?
35:45
I don't believe they do. Got it.
35:47
OK. I think those penalties.
35:50
Because Arsenal is ahead on aggregate 32, so they have one
35:54
goal. Which, yeah.
35:56
I don't think, I don't think away goals matter.
35:58
I think those penalties, I think they took away their away goal
36:00
thing a while ago. So it takes the the gives the
36:04
advantage to the away team in the first game minute some ways.
36:09
Should make a parlay, no? OK, I I like you better when you
36:14
were more. Degenerate gambler.
36:18
Yeah. Like I just who?
36:21
Who if? Go on just I'll, I'll, I'll,
36:24
I'll humor you. Go on you.
36:27
You throw it out though. All right.
36:29
Oh. My God A.
36:31
Hypothetical parlay, yeah. I'm listening.
36:34
Well, I mean, it's not like I have it up.
36:36
Like, let me go into my cellular phone.
36:40
Did you know Apple? Go on.
36:46
If you and if you see an Apple movie on TV, like a movie or
36:49
anything else, then that president cannot be a villain.
36:52
Apple does not allow bad guys use their products in any movies
36:57
or TV shows. I didn't.
36:59
Know that. So it kind of ruins it because
37:01
anytime you see like someone who could be the bad guy, you see
37:05
they're using an iPhone. That means they're not the bad
37:07
guy you. Got it.
37:09
You want to hear my parlay? Did you just make one?
37:11
Yeah, I just made one. Do you have like the numbers or
37:15
you're just going to well, it's. Going to be that much.
37:18
I haven't put it on Arsenal, Sunderland, Arsenal, obviously
37:21
West Ham, Burnley, West Ham, Chelsea, Wolves, Chelsea and
37:27
then where's the last one this. Is like the worst partly ever
37:32
because we there is no payout. I'm not trying to get the
37:37
biggest payout, trying to win. All right, No, but we're not
37:41
going to know what your party is going to result in.
37:43
All right? You.
37:44
Should say it. You should put it in there.
37:45
United over Tottenham, Arsenal over Sutherland.
37:50
Let's see, who else would we go now?
37:54
Skipping that? Chelsea over Wolves, man,
37:56
Chelsea's only -145 that's really good.
37:58
But I'm a city over Liverpool, all right, and this is so
38:07
exciting. Is it?
38:09
No plus 849 + 8. 149. Yeah, so for it to bet $1000 we
38:18
would win 8494. Are you good for 500?
38:22
No. All.
38:24
Right. You already know what happened
38:25
to me this week, so no. Fucking.
38:29
Asshole. You you have to resolve to
38:32
making bukaki videos, no? That's that's not.
38:36
I should we forgot to say follow us on draft off sides.
38:40
Oh Tik. T.O.K for some EPL talk and some
38:46
bukaki conversation. You'll find out why British
38:49
people have bad teeth. I mean, I feel like I could say
38:54
it because Enzo, I'm a friend of a English man.
38:58
That means that no, No. Because no, no, that's how it
39:02
is. Because like you give me
39:03
permission to say mate. Mate, I never take any
39:07
permission for anything. That's not true.
39:10
I. Fucking hate you.
39:11
Can we just end this already so I can go back to my life?
39:15
Whoa, fine, I'll go back to my bank horse, please.
39:19
Go back to your bank horse. Go enjoy yourself.
39:22
I don't want to hang out with you no more.
39:25
All right, that's it for us. Thank you for listening.
39:28
Draft Off Sites, episode 123. Thank you.
39:31
Thanks.