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Snooze or Die (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, first we have to let these people
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  Speaker 1: know about this important movie threat. And this one has
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: been going on for a while. Because I keep, I'll
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  Speaker 1: always pick something else sort of semi-related. And then I'll
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: go back and look at the things I've got. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh man, I keep forgetting to do that one.
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  Speaker 1: Because this one is maybe the most frightening one on
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  Speaker 1: our potential scary list.
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  Speaker 2: So, our movie threat of the episode is.
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  Speaker 1: Worm. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: What's that say? Worm.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? Yeah, read that.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead. Where their worm dieth hot and their life
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  Speaker 4: is not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, their fire is not quenched.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's on the front of the packaging. That's the tagline.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's your catchy tagline that's going to win people over.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let's imagine what the back is going to say.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I looked at it and was like, what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is this weird-ass indie movie?
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  Speaker 2: And then you get to the back... It's got this
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  Speaker 2: goofy picture of this guy, and it says, Adam knows. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he knows.
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  Speaker 1: He was a high school kid that thought he had
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  Speaker 1: all the answers.
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  Speaker 2: Cool friends, girlfriend, but no time for the Lord. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, shit. Like, this is for real frightening.
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  Speaker 2: Then he died and went to hell. That'll happen, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is hell real? Ask Adam. He knows. I can't. He's dead.
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  Speaker 2: Even hell.
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  Speaker 1: Worm will make everyone think about their own eternity.
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  Speaker 2: Did Kirk Cameron have anything to do with this movie?
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  Speaker 1: I don't see him on here, but yeah, here's... You looked,
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  Speaker 1: didn't you? Here's Adam, in case you need to know
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  Speaker 1: what Adam looks like.
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  Speaker 2: He does not look like a movie star. Adam knows.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like he's a cool kid who's got it all.
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  Speaker 2: He's got it all, except time for the Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, there's only so many hours in the day.
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  Speaker 1: We're pretty open-minded about our crappy movies that we watch
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  Speaker 1: but i don't know religious horror.
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  Speaker 2: Is gonna be a whole nother level yeah i don't think.
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  Speaker 5: I've ever heard of like i mean really christian yeah
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  Speaker 5: i mean there's like the conjuring and stuff that's kind
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  Speaker 5: of but.
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  Speaker 1: Those are like a lot of religious horror hollywood people
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  Speaker 1: using religion in their movie to tell their story like
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  Speaker 1: the exorcist is like all kinds of religion in quotes
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  Speaker 1: but like He could care less about winning people over
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  Speaker 1: to the Bible. He's just there to make use of
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  Speaker 1: the power of Christ compels you. You make use of
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  Speaker 1: religion for your horror. Usually, you're not trying to swing
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  Speaker 1: people to your side.
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  Speaker 5: The evangelical Christian horror.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Adam here is going to try to
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  Speaker 1: get you on the side of the Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That one seems pretty scary. If you really want to
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  Speaker 1: force us to watch... Worm, which also the title is
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  Speaker 1: a grabber. Yeah, go ahead and put that on the list.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but apparently there's like 50 movies called Worm.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Worm or The Worm? I think this one's
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  Speaker 2: just Worm. Yeah, it looks terrible.
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  Speaker 1: And again, in this red tag that's on the front
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  Speaker 1: of it there, I'm pretty sure it says 69 cents.
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  Speaker 2: They can't give it away at 69 cents. Because you'll
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  Speaker 2: notice I just took a picture of it. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't buy in that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently, you can go on YouTube and watch the entire
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  Speaker 4: movie and it's only 30 minutes long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So this might be doable. That's not too bad.
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  Speaker 5: You say that now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: watched the trailer back when I first took that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell is this?
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  Speaker 1: I went and found that and was like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: looks bad. Like just filmmaking standpoint is usually the worst
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  Speaker 1: for me. Like.
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  Speaker 2: Regardless of what.
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  Speaker 1: Message you're trying to put out there, I can't stand
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  Speaker 1: when you just can't shoot things or light properly or
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  Speaker 1: that gets on my nerves more than anything. It's just
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  Speaker 1: bad filmmaking. So take your message and go get a
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  Speaker 1: real budget. So anyway, if you'd like us to watch
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  Speaker 1: something better than Worm, please join the Meltdown Horror Club
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  Speaker 1: and give us a title to put on our list
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  Speaker 1: that's Much better than Worm Room or any of the
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  Speaker 1: Worm knockoffs that Phillip is pulling up here.
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  Speaker 4: I am playing the movie right now on the YouTube
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  Speaker 4: and I fast forwarded through the beginning of the movie,
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  Speaker 4: went about two and a half minutes in, still on
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  Speaker 4: the same shot of a woman standing in a door.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a winner. Now, in this last two minutes
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  Speaker 1: that you scan through, do you feel a little more
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  Speaker 1: called by the Lord?
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  Speaker 4: Not at all.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Well, it's not doing its job.
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  Speaker 4: But I am confused because did you say on the
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  Speaker 4: back of the packaging he had a steady girl?
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  Speaker 2: Did I hear that? Let me go through this again.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: I believe it was good friends and a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it says cool friends. Cool friends. Girlfriend. Girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty sure that means girlfriend because I'm looking
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  Speaker 4: at a scene right now where he is sitting in
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  Speaker 4: a church pew and with a young man and there
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  Speaker 4: is a really strong gay vibe going on. Which, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I'm cool with it, you know, but it does not
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  Speaker 4: seem to add up to the rest of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't usually get approved by most religious people, so...
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  Speaker 1: I know there are some sections that are cool with it,
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  Speaker 1: but not most, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I steer clear of most religion at
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  Speaker 2: this point, so.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway... Look at that, back me up here. There's... I mean.
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  Speaker 5: They're just cool friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, cool friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and, you know, cool friends who.
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  Speaker 5: Do cool friend stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Kissing sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They're just waiting for a break in the sermon so
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  Speaker 4: they can sneak out.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta... And hey, again, before.
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  Speaker 4: You send in your complaints, totally cool with it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have something to do at youth group.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Where were we?
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  Speaker 4: Come up with a better movie to watch totally derailed
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  Speaker 4: on a movie we haven't even seen and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah otherwise we'll have to watch worms so and then
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  Speaker 1: it won't be as good as what we did this
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  Speaker 1: week where you'll hear us say amazing things like this
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  Speaker 1: because i'm watching it going i kind of feel like
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  Speaker 1: i know what this movie is not yeah is there
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  Speaker 1: any twist and turn or is it just Yep, there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we assumed was going on.
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  Speaker 5: It was pretty much what I was expecting. So if
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  Speaker 5: everybody else is on the same brain length as I am,
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  Speaker 5: then yes. I just watched it like a few months
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  Speaker 5: ago for the first time.
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  Speaker 4: Jamie Lee Curtis is in two movies that feature a
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  Speaker 4: train full of people in costumes.
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  Speaker 2: But was it? Wait, what's the other one?
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  Speaker 4: Training Places.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, actually. I forgot about that. If it's someone
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  Speaker 2: in their like 70s. would be like, it's Dracula, I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty sure. But normal people would be like, what's a
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  Speaker 2: wicker man?
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  Speaker 1: So that was my Christmas gift.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It says a lot about me.
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  Speaker 4: It's amazing. It's basically a lot like a Japanese version
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  Speaker 4: of Squid Games, except it... No, it's exactly like Squid Games,
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  Speaker 4: now that.
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  Speaker 2: I think about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing but weird bird sounds and he specifically did
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  Speaker 1: that because it's unnerving after a while yeah see I
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  Speaker 1: never like noticed that before because he did.
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  Speaker 2: A great job because he's a freaking genius it is
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  Speaker 2: everywhere like it is rare that I.
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  Speaker 1: Have seen anything get this much like exposure like and
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a bad thing like i just
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  Speaker 1: it's weird because they're really pushing it movies that well
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  Speaker 1: i mean not even just the pushing it but like
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  Speaker 1: people just talking about it just like constant references online
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  Speaker 1: tons of stuff on tv but not even like ads
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  Speaker 1: just like people on shows and they're like anybody they
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  Speaker 1: have in the cast they're just like we gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: about this and i'm like i don't remember any movie
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  Speaker 1: in quite a long time like i got this much
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  Speaker 1: like just general attention from anything.
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  Speaker 5: I i've seen like yeah screenshots from that movie and
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  Speaker 5: they're it's nightmarish.
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  Speaker 6: The characters are unnerving on their own but the ridiculous
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  Speaker 6: thing is when you watch it i forgot how little
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  Speaker 6: there is to that movie oh yeah it's like three
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  Speaker 6: or four scenes essentially like they're extended.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, there's just a couple of scenarios and a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of craziness.
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  Speaker 2: And, like, that's pretty much it. Like, I kept waiting for, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and then the bigger plot. No, there really isn't a
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  Speaker 2: bigger plot. There's nothing going on. And then at the end,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, did we resolve anything? Do we even know
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  Speaker 2: what happened to half these people? Not really.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem like any of this is worth
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  Speaker 2: your time and effort. Yeah. Now, I was going to say,
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  Speaker 2: are we talking about within the game or us sitting
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  Speaker 2: at home? Because yes is the answer to that too.
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  Speaker 5: The lance guy was like the most cartoonish.
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  Speaker 2: The most bad.
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  Speaker 5: Guy i was like what is his accent what is
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  Speaker 5: this he.
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  Speaker 4: May as well had a top.
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  Speaker 2: Hat yes he was so just like that might have
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  Speaker 2: been interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Obtusely bad he's just like i just hang around and
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  Speaker 5: tell you you'll never make it out of here i'm
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  Speaker 5: like who talks like that well i'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Even like following a path like It's like, what's the
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  Speaker 1: worst thing you could say to anything I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: say right now? And, like, she would say something about
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  Speaker 1: an entirely different thing. And he'd be like, huh, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Let me think of the douchiest thing I can say
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  Speaker 2: in response to that. Like, because it wouldn't, like, he
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  Speaker 2: would change things.
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  Speaker 6: Like, okay, I'm going to kick you guys out on
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  Speaker 6: the street because I'm your landlord or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't really.
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  Speaker 1: He's like the building manager or whatever I am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to kick you out. And then later he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to hook up with your mom. Like, what?
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  Speaker 2: Those are two different things. Like, how do you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: What are you?
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  Speaker 3: So now you're a drug dealer, but now you're the landlord.
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  Speaker 3: And now you're my mom's boyfriend that I hate. He
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  Speaker 3: was just like, insert random douchebag behavior. We didn't feel
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  Speaker 3: like writing three different characters. We're just going to make
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  Speaker 3: this one guy really suck.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: Those two were insane.
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  Speaker 1: Like they just had enough money and power for a
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  Speaker 1: span of 10 to 12 years to get what they made,
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  Speaker 1: what they wanted made, no matter how ridiculous it is.
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  Speaker 1: And they had no problem buying properties that weren't even theirs.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I did think they made a good choice in
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  Speaker 5: that scene to not show the rat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that was, again, glad they did that.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: That could have been a way to do this where
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  Speaker 1: it's like, it's, it's more creepy that you're imagining it
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  Speaker 1: with your cheesy little graphics that what you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the horror actually happened.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, that could be a really good way
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  Speaker 2: to do this. And we don't always get that.
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  Speaker 4: When it got, when it got to that scene, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, Who are these people? And I'd totally forgotten
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  Speaker 4: about the first five minutes. And it was only when
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  Speaker 4: you see the scar on the mom's face. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: that must be the, oh, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: He just starts to outlive everyone else in his life. Like,
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  Speaker 2: that's disturbing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: That's disturbing. Because he's cursed to be undead.
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  Speaker 1: He is. He's Dracula, so he'll live forever and everyone
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  Speaker 1: around him dies.
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  Speaker 2: Have fun, kids! Towards the end, he's like, I collect
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  Speaker 2: stuff from the 80s. I collect things again, which is
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  Speaker 2: the whole.
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  Speaker 4: So that should be a warning to us that stuff
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  Speaker 4: from the 80s is probably cursed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were the only ones that I actually wanted
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  Speaker 5: to know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: There was at least something going on there. I don't
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: know what happened. And then we get nothing. The way
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: that it's presented is kind of dumb and wouldn't work.
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  Speaker 5: She does even at one point.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone listening to this right now who hasn't picked a
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  Speaker 4: movie for us to watch, screw you.
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  Speaker 5: Choose a movie for us or you die.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: There we go. That having been said, please join our Patreon.
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: Join for as low as $ 2.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: So, go to MovieMountain.com, click on the link that'll take
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: you to join the Horror Club and come up with
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  Speaker 1: a much better movie than Worm. It can't be hard.
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  Speaker 2: I may watch that tonight. I might actually... You've learned
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  Speaker 2: nothing from this. These are like public service announcements. Whatever
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: you do, kids, don't watch Worm. You have not learned anything.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to see how they stretch that into
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  Speaker 4: 30 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: That same shot for 30 seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They call me Dr.
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  Speaker 5: Worm.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, how are you?
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  Speaker 5: I'm Dr. Worm.
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  Speaker 2: I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, but
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  Speaker 2: I am a real worm. I am an actual worm.
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  Speaker 6: I live like a worm.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: I like to play the drums.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm getting good, but I.