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Haunted house Chair spinning · Not Gonna Hold Back

• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to Not Gonna Hold Back with another edition.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: And today we're gonna talk about a lot of funny things.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: First note, I hate this fucking couch.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: This couch is uncomfortable.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: I cannot wait for this couch to go with this bed set so we can actually have a real podcast studio.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no one's actually seeing the rest of the room.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: They're only seeing the sofa right here.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think you're gonna live.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: The rest of the room is a bed.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: We're griping about a first world problem.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Going into what we're actually talking about today is uncomfortable seats.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this starts with, you know, we talked about Halloween earlier this season and this episode a couple episodes ago.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: This starts with going to a haunted house last year.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: Which we do every year.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: Which we one day, one night before Halloween, and we go to every haunted house in town.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: I like doing that.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: We get it done.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and it's really fun.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: But this one haunted house we went to, shout out to Warner Brothers because they're the that's who they Ringling Brothers.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's sorry.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Freakling Brothers, Freakling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Freakling Brothers.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: We'll get it right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are great, but they have some scary ass motherfucking houses.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: This one that we're specifically talking about, um, there were six of us that went into this house.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Me, my mom, and me.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: And my mama was sitting on the side of the side of the arm on the same chair as me, and she said, Ma'am, you got to move.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Probably in a scarier voice than the way that I just did it.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was very aggressive.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: She was, but she was like in this box where her head, you could only see her head and not her body.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, I want to do that.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's what we should do.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: We should apply and sign up and be Halloween creatures this year.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we should.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: But, anyways, I want to do that one year.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: I want to just have fun and sign up and work at a haunted house.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, we are going right into this house.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we go in, six people, da-da-da.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then they say, sit down.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: And my mom wants to sit on the arm because we don't know what's going to happen in this house.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: We have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is one of the first ever times we went to this haunted house.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: And when we went to this haunted house, we were very excited.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we sat down in the chairs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nina's to say, she cut the power on it.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Continue.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: The lights went out for a second.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: There was like a big boom.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: And uh the lights came on.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: And all I heard before I turned to look at Andrew was Andrew screaming.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: And it was a very, it wasn't near, it was very distant.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, what the hell?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: The lady cut the lights, and when they did, it was a false wall, I guess it that's what you call it.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: And the chair spun around, and they took Andrew.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: So when the lights came on, we had no idea where he was.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: And all we heard him was screaming, get me out of here, get me out of here.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but going back, they weren't on the side that I was on with the walls.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's a four by four, like prison, prison walls, but they can't, and there's this scary ass motherfucking monster.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: They would have stopped taking people because I would have just peed all over the place if they'd have got me.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, it would have just they'd have been like, all right, this due to sanitaries and sanitation, we have to close this house down.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: They didn't give us any clue at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: So all I heard was him screaming.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: And then the first uh obstacle, I guess, if you will, that you approach is one of those, oh, and I hate this.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of those big ass inflatable walls where you have to take your elbow and like bushwhack through there.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: And as you're hitting this one, this wall pops out on you, and you're like just trudging through, like you're I don't know what you're doing, but you're a bushwhackker.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: And uh they got me out.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I heard him screaming when we got through that.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: I still couldn't find him, but there was a a wall there, and so they kept going, keep moving, keep moving, and you know, people are like barking up your back.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: But they would not release the door, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I said to Mike, I said, You get him out.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: And so Mike got him out.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: That was pretty crazy.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember when you remember.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Did you guys come up behind me, or did you just immediately appear in a different area?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: No, we came up right behind you, and then and then we came up right behind you, and then we got to this, we were the three of us were together again, and we were walking through this house, things were popping out left and right, and then we got to this point where this guy opens the sliding door, and remember, he wanted us to crawl.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's where I drew the line.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: I was a hard pass on that.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'll like the haunted houses, and I think they're funny as all get out.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, he when he like it was almost like a uh an airduct event that you like see people crawling through on TV, and he opened it up and he's like, Go, and I'm like, fuck you.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, no, this is where I tap out.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: I had this this vision of, and we'll never know that unless somebody does it, it's not gonna be me, but the box getting like smaller and smaller and smaller.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: I promise you, they do not want my level of crazy to come out, especially if I think I'm trapped somewhere.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: Not that would not be beneficial to anyone in the near vicinity.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: It would not be beneficial to no, it just it wouldn't it wouldn't work out well.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't work out for well for the people with me, the people around me, the people who are are trying to make me do this.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm all for a haunted house, but you are not going to get me into like a little bitty crawl space because that is when shit is gonna come.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna I'm gonna lose it, is what's gonna happen.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: They wanted her to crawl through this crawl space, and we said no.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: I told the guy, I was like, fuck you, no, I'm not doing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, go, and I'm like, no, and he's screaming, and I'm like, no, and he's like, then get out.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, gladly.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: So then they had to call a manager to come open the back door so we could get out.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: But the one that we really like sometimes, I don't know.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: I like it, I think it freaks people out, is over where we go.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the company's called, but where the asylum.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, over at the old Meadows Meadows Mall parking lot where they have the two over there, like Hell's Gate and the asylum or something.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, those people are good like actors.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's where I want to go work.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or the girl, but she she was like like she was in an insane asylum.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: Like she wouldn't she wouldn't say anything.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, the best part of this was is I had my hands because my dad goes first, and then my mom's behind me, and I have my hands on my dad's shoulders, and and this girl pops up and she says, Cargoline! And I just keep screaming at her because she keeps ice cream at her she falls on the first time and ice cream and then she disappears and then she comes out with the smoking head on my other side and she keeps popping up, and then she was remembering she was on your shoulders and she said, Let's go, girl.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Let's keep moving.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Andrew has a very good grip on Mike's shoulders all the way through that.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's the funniest thing.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: We do have a good time.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: We do like seven haunted houses in one night.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and then even though they're not they're not so much as scary as they are, just kind of funny over at the opportunity building.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe like three or four over.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: But when those chains, but if you've never gone through a haunted house, when you get to those ends and those fucking chain sops got and like they're like they're smoke, so you can only see like this orange and you hear it.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Remember?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so we did several years ago, we went through the corn maze in Mwapa.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, my sister, my sister Mary was with us, and it was the funniest thing, like it was a hundred percent creepy because it was dark out, yes, and then but we made her go for and then those those three or four clowns with the chainsaws came running at her, and she just like dead stops, and we haul ass, man.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: We are gone, and she's surrounded by like these clowns with these chainsaws, and she's just like coming undone.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, what funny?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: But remember when we were walking through and that girl popped up, and she's like, No, there was a net there, and she popped up and said, Hello, yeah, out of nowhere.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: That was good because people did pop up at nowhere, like, but did remember that little circle thing that makes the room look like it's moving, yeah, and Mary was in front of us, and there was a guy there, and I said, Walk, walk, and she said, yelling.
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  SPEAKER_00: She might be she said, walk, walk.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_00: I said, walk, walk.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, and she said, Where the fuck do you want me to go?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: There's a guy in front of.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, push him out of the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just keep moving.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The the goal is to just keep moving.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, that reminds me of haunted houses, which I do enjoy, but some of them get a little too much.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: But the ones that really get you are like the ones with those, like like that pig one at Opportunity Village, where where you get to that one part and there's that guy with the chainsaw that just keeps following you around the room.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, last year I went to Vietnam and went to a market and saw a real carved out pig head and carcass hanging.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: So that guy's got nothing on me.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like I've seen the real stuff.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-mm.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, nope, thank you.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: But you remember that one?
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: Where was that other one?
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_00: The one where they were all zombies and they were trying to eat.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: It was over when they were in the IKEA parking lot.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: They're not there anymore.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: That's unfortunate because they were so close.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but then they have that new one, the Halloween maze.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I think the guy that runs it is our neighbor somewhere up in here.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: Remember, we saw his truck?
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  SPEAKER_00: So there's this Halloween maze that we did, and it's a small little building, but it's kind of cool.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: But there is there is two different things.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can get the non-touching passes.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: Or don't touch me.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: We get there, and the lady said, Do you want to be touched or not?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Excuse me.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: We just met each other anyway.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then I found out that you could like pay 20 or 30 dollars the full boat where they're allowed to touch you.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, do not, do not.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: You can scream in my face and you can fire up your saw and put it next to me, but do not touch me.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, I will be arrested for throat punching your ass.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do do not touch me.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: But like at that warn raise where she said congo line, she wasn't supposed to touch us, and she was touching us.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Remember the one where we came out in the in the end, and I think it was that asylum, and the girl was there in the hospital gown, and she went, Can I go with you?
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: And we were like, Oh shit.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: She was creepy.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: They're so good though.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_00: But there's also these other creepy ones.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: These these some of these guys have these knee pads on and they skate across the like the metal.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: So they skate across the I don't know how they do it.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: They like whiz across the ground and sparks come up from their knee pads.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: And then like some of them get in line with you and they tap you on your shoulder and they say, hello.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: They're kind of, yeah, they're kind of a little bit creepy that way.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh it's a little unnerving because you never know when they're gonna and they don't really touch you, but remember that other one?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: They so we went to uh Desert Breeze Park because we were locals and they had like three different ones.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_01: So we went to the first one and was signed a waiver, and then the second one that wanted us to sign another waiver, uh, for what, please?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, Oh, well, um they're gonna shock you.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you walk through and they shock you and they curse at you, and I don't mind the cursing at me because I'll curse at you right now.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: But no, they'd like those stingy finger things that run down your back, and the lady's like, oh, it's a gentle shock.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: Gentle shock.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: But they said if you like, if you move a certain way, it's going to shock you.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: Walking through the house, and I was like, uh-uh.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, we did not do that one, and then we went over to the third one, and that was the spot swallow that got kind of threw us for a loop.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_01: That was hilarious.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's unfortunate when you were up in Reno, we kept looking for haunt, and we didn't find anything.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: But if listeners, loyal ones, if you have ever done the haunted car maze, haunted um car wash, please dm us.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh on our 100%.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Please DM DM us because we see it on TikTok and social media, but we never yeah.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: Is it even real?
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so loyal ones, if you are out there going to that, please dm us so we can know where it is.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do that for us, please.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: At ng podcast, please dm us, loyal ones.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: But also, there are some good haunted houses in Vegas.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: If you ever want to come, you might catch us.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Do we see us running out as we might see?
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, do you remember that one where that guy had then the bloody knife and he started on one side and the door opened on the other side and he poxed through that burner?
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, some of those are so creepy.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're so with the bodies hanging up, yeah.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was like a meat, yeah, like he was like collecting, yeah, yeah, dead bodies.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_00: And they, yeah, no, but like the scary part is is like the dead bodies, like if you moved one way, one dead body would like lower and it would touch you.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I don't, yeah, I don't want anything touching me, like not like that, because that gives me heebie jeebus.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_00: And then you remember that one we went to with Mary, the other one we went with Mary, where my dad said there's somebody right there, and it didn't pop up.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: It popped up right after Mary.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_00: It popped up at Mary.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: She was in like that little box.
• 16:45
  unknown: Oh yeah.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: And she popped up.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: And then we were walking down that thing, and then the little TV was going on its own, and there was like nobody in sight, and you were just waiting for somebody to pop out, and you were like on.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: And she was crawling, you remember she was on the ground crawling towards us.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we need to make sure that we we set up some type of little maze or something outside.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's actually what we need to work on.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: We need to design that and like get it going because I think that that be that our neighbors would really like it.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_00: But I was thinking like, and listeners, you can always DM us at any time while we were talking about this on the show.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like we were saying we were gonna probably do it up one driveway, but I honestly think since we have two driveways and the coat like the thing does a weird U shape, we could do it like that, and then have the snacks and the the snacks and the wine like on the street.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Where we put the trash cans.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'll think about that one.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm saying, like, listeners, we're trying to do this haunted house, and please, if you live in Las Vegas and you can make your way over here, please come.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: Um, because we might be yeah, we'll let you know where we're at when it gets closer, but we we get we do gotta come up with something.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to disappoint, I gotta like double down this year because that's what gone last year.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: We really want to do a haunted house this year or make it really, really like a scary graveyard or something because we did kind of leave our yeah neighbors on a hiatus.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I need to start looking for Halloween stuff new to add to my collection, actually.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: Right now, should have got that one at Sam's.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: We should have got that one at Sam's shirt's still there.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_00: But we got that new witch last year.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: That is the end of the year.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, we didn't even unbox her yet.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, we threw her uh we were into our storage unit and threw it in there.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, then we got Scarlet.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: I think I buy something for oh, I bought the Grinch for Christmas too, remember?
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you bought something for Christmas too.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: We love Halloween and all the holidays.
• 19:02
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• 19:11
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• 19:18
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• 19:21
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• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: That was funny.