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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's me Joshum. For this week's select, I've
- 0:03Speaker 1: chosen our August twenty twenty three episode on plant migration.
- 0:07Speaker 1: This one makes me a brainy boy, what with its
- 0:09Speaker 1: earth science and something that goes on under our noses
- 0:13Speaker 1: without us really realizing that it's happening. And we figure
- 0:17Speaker 1: out that there's a lot to learn about plants on
- 0:19Speaker 1: the move, which makes it even sweeter. I hope you
- 0:22Speaker 1: love this one as much as I do.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Welcome to Stuff you should know a production of iHeartRadio.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, and there's
- 0:42Speaker 1: Chuck and Jerry's here too, and this is stuff you
- 0:44Speaker 1: should know that we're all melting.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Addition, yeah, I'm just a migrating fern.
- 0:51Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one to.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Be blowing through the forest looking for a new home. Sure,
- 0:58Speaker 2: I'm a spore.
- 0:59Speaker 1: What happens when you get their spore?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Well, I'll probably grow into a beautiful new fern because
- 1:05Speaker 2: ferns are pretty party.
- 1:07Speaker 1: That's awesome, And I'll bet you'll contribute to society and
- 1:11Speaker 1: all sorts of beneficial ways that ferns that were already
- 1:14Speaker 1: there couldn't necessarily do.
- 1:16Speaker 2: I hope so there is fern stuff in here. And
- 1:19Speaker 2: I have a wonderful fern scene at my camp on
- 1:23Speaker 2: the other side of the feeder creek that goes into
- 1:26Speaker 2: the main creek. I call it. I even have a son.
- 1:27Speaker 2: This is fern forest, and it's a forest of ferns.
- 1:31Speaker 2: It's quite lovely.
- 1:32Speaker 1: God knows where they're from, because those things can travel
- 1:34Speaker 1: quite a bit, as we'll see.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be from Alabama easily.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I'm not kidding easily. Man. I've got a stat that's
- 1:44Speaker 1: gonna blow your mind in a second. Uh oh boy, Actually,
- 1:47Speaker 1: I'll just bust it out now you're ready.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, How far can a fern travel?
- 1:51Speaker 1: A fern can travel. The Tasmanian tree fern in particular,
- 1:55Speaker 1: can send it spores five hundred to eight hundred kilometers
- 2:00Speaker 1: te hundred to five hundred miles from the mother plant.
- 2:03Speaker 1: And get this, a single frond a fraud produces more
- 2:09Speaker 1: than seven hundred and fifty million of those spores. Wow,
- 2:13Speaker 1: So you can understand that ferns, I mean, you find
- 2:16Speaker 1: ferns everywhere. They're really hardy. They can actually survive cold,
- 2:21Speaker 1: colder temperatures than you would think. They also thrive in
- 2:24Speaker 1: the tropics. They're like a really great pioneer plant. They
- 2:27Speaker 1: usually are among the first large plants that show up
- 2:31Speaker 1: in like a newly cleared part of Earth. Right, this
- 2:35Speaker 1: all makes sense then, Okay, so what we're talking about then,
- 2:38Speaker 1: is that those ferns that showed up in this new
- 2:40Speaker 1: place and said, hey, let's get this, let's get this
- 2:43Speaker 1: biosphere going again, let's get this biome back into shape
- 2:46Speaker 1: after this wildfire or something like that, or there's like
- 2:51Speaker 1: a stampede because there was a really great ice cream
- 2:53Speaker 1: truck that drove through one of those two. Those ferns
- 2:58Speaker 1: have migrated. They came from Tasmania apparently all the way
- 3:03Speaker 1: to wherever the ice cream truck was. Right now they're there,
- 3:08Speaker 1: and so they actually moved in that sense, which is
- 3:10Speaker 1: really surprising because plants are what are known as sessile organisms.
- 3:14Speaker 1: They don't move from place to place individually as organisms,
- 3:19Speaker 1: but as a species they can actually move around like
- 3:21Speaker 1: inch forms. Pretty good.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool. I didn't really know much about this.
- 3:26Speaker 2: We're talking about plant migration and the idea, well not idea,
- 3:30Speaker 2: the very real fact that just like humans and animals,
- 3:36Speaker 2: will go to more hospitable climbs as the climate may
- 3:41Speaker 2: change or just I don't know, just to seek a
- 3:44Speaker 2: better place to be. Plants and trees and things on
- 3:48Speaker 2: mass do the same thing.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's all sorts of ways that they do
- 3:53Speaker 1: that too. So they do it by dispersing their seeds
- 3:56Speaker 1: or their spores in that case, fern spores or single
- 3:59Speaker 1: cell organisms. They're not like a seed technically, but they
- 4:02Speaker 1: do the same thing. Right, They show up in a
- 4:05Speaker 1: place and set up shop and they start rocking out.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. And ferns, you know, it depends and
- 4:12Speaker 2: we'll get all into this stuff. But how fast this
- 4:15Speaker 2: happens depends on different factors. How far these plants can
- 4:20Speaker 2: migrate depends on different factors. Why this is happening is
- 4:26Speaker 2: generally climate change. Yeah, And plants are in trees and
- 4:31Speaker 2: things are generally moving north or up in elevation if
- 4:36Speaker 2: they hit mountains.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Or south in the southern hemisphere exactly.
- 4:41Speaker 2: So that's sort of the general pattern. And we mentioned
- 4:44Speaker 2: ferns because, like you said, those spores can really haul.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Ferns also mature very quickly, and you know, the wind
- 4:51Speaker 2: can just that's why I got that's why I got
- 4:54Speaker 2: a fern forest at my camp. Probably.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Yeah, so they check both of the boxes that you
- 4:59Speaker 1: need to be a fat migrating plant species. They produce
- 5:03Speaker 1: seeds or spores at a very young age, and their
- 5:07Speaker 1: seed or spore can travel very far distances right right,
- 5:11Speaker 1: so they can move around. And also it doesn't hurt that.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Like I said, ferns are adaptable. The trees and other
- 5:16Speaker 1: plants still move quite so fast. But they move, especially
- 5:21Speaker 1: if you look at the fossil record, a lot faster
- 5:23Speaker 1: than they actually should. So if you pay attention to
- 5:26Speaker 1: a single organism saying oak, those acorns don't travel terribly far.
- 5:32Speaker 1: They may get a little further away from the drip
- 5:35Speaker 1: line if a squirrel happens to bury it somewhere and
- 5:38Speaker 1: a new oak tree grows.
- 5:39Speaker 2: Sure.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I think it was Ander Samberg who described acorns as
- 5:45Speaker 1: solar powered factories for producing more oak trees.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Whoaa Andy Sandberg said that?
- 5:51Speaker 1: No, Anders Sandberg. Oh, okay, he's a philosopher at Oxford.
- 5:58Speaker 2: That makes a lot more sense.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Andy Samberg. He ate his lime accidentally in
- 6:03Speaker 1: his Corona bottle. That's that's what he's got.
- 6:06Speaker 2: You knew he's married to, uh, Patricia Arquette Nosanna Arquette.
- 6:13Speaker 2: You've been guessing Patricia Arkette for a lot of things lately.
- 6:16Speaker 2: I feel like he's married to Yeah, I feel like
- 6:20Speaker 2: that's come up before recently. Maybe I don't know.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Her name just rolls off the tone.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I know a big fan of hers. He is married
- 6:28Speaker 2: to what's her name, Joanna Newsom, the singer and harpist.
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- 6:39Speaker 2: know if his architectural digest or something, but someone did
- 6:42Speaker 2: a spread on their home and it is really something else.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Okay, so that's Andy Samberg Power.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that would just checked a quick detour.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Wait wait I wasn't done.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Oh no, good, go ahead.
- 6:55Speaker 1: So if you look in an individual tree, an oak tree,
- 6:58Speaker 1: those acorns don't go particularly far away from the tree,
- 7:02Speaker 1: as the old saying goes, But the fact that they
- 7:04Speaker 1: do fall away from the tree moons that very slowly,
- 7:08Speaker 1: some of those seedlings are going to grow up a
- 7:10Speaker 1: little more northward or a little more southward than its
- 7:14Speaker 1: mother plant, and very very slowly, the whole group of
- 7:17Speaker 1: oaks can move southward or northward right.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Over hundreds and thousands and tens of thousands of years
- 7:24Speaker 2: so long.
- 7:25Speaker 1: The thing is, if you look at the fossil record,
- 7:29Speaker 1: they move way faster than that than they should. And
- 7:33Speaker 1: there's actually a paradox that was named by a guy
- 7:35Speaker 1: named Clement.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Reid, right reads paradox.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a great, great title for.
- 7:41Speaker 2: It, of rapid plant migration. That's the full title.
- 7:43Speaker 1: It sounds almost like snake oil from the nineteenth century.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of does.
- 7:49Speaker 1: So what is it?
- 7:50Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I didn't ever set me up. We're still
- 7:53Speaker 2: tight after all these years, for sure. So what he
- 7:56Speaker 2: found from the fossil record, like you were talking about,
- 7:59Speaker 2: and as we'll see that that one, like, you know,
- 8:00Speaker 2: a pretty good way to study this stuff, especially pollen fossils.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Right, yeah, because they're so hardy.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Yeah. So he saw that trees were migrating a lot
- 8:09Speaker 2: faster than like the rate that you would think, and
- 8:13Speaker 2: so he like those oaks. I think was one example
- 8:16Speaker 2: you gave on the British Isles after the last glacial period,
- 8:20Speaker 2: over a span of like ten thousand years or so,
- 8:24Speaker 2: they traveled about six hundred miles and it would normally
- 8:28Speaker 2: take about a million years. The seeds if the seeds
- 8:31Speaker 2: were just dispersed in a typical way. But what he
- 8:34Speaker 2: figured was that what may be happening here is like
- 8:40Speaker 2: some weird weather event happens that sent things much farther
- 8:43Speaker 2: than usual, or like some deer or something eats something
- 8:51Speaker 2: and then poops out something really far away from where
- 8:54Speaker 2: it started, and so all of a sudden, this animal
- 8:57Speaker 2: has spread it via their poopoo.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Right, And this this is how like large scale migration happens,
- 9:05Speaker 1: or I should say rapid migration over long distances, right right, Yeah,
- 9:08Speaker 1: it's the it's the unusual, not just the acorn falling
- 9:11Speaker 1: and hitting the ground. It's not just gravity assisted. It's
- 9:14Speaker 1: animal assisted, which is called zoochorey, or it's wind assisted,
- 9:18Speaker 1: which is called a nemo corey, or water assisted, which
- 9:21Speaker 1: is called hydrochory. And that's just the way that some
- 9:25Speaker 1: plants disperse their seeds. That's kind of on top of
- 9:29Speaker 1: the normal way they disperse it, which is just dropping
- 9:31Speaker 1: it from their leaves or the spores blowing on the wind,
- 9:35Speaker 1: which I guess is one type of corey.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Yeah, So like if a squirrel loaded up its mouthful
- 9:40Speaker 2: of things m hm, and somehow found its way into
- 9:42Speaker 2: your camper. As you said, off for Arizona.
- 9:45Speaker 1: That would be a freak event.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Sure, it probably wouldn't be en mass, but you know,
- 9:51Speaker 2: that's a way a dree could move.
- 9:53Speaker 1: All it takes is that one that one oak to
- 9:55Speaker 1: make it sure to just survive, and then it starts
- 9:59Speaker 1: its own new part of the range.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, And we Alsho should point out when when
- 10:06Speaker 2: was redoing this. This is a while ago, like one
- 10:08Speaker 2: hundred plus years ago, right.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a geologist. I don't know if we said,
- 10:12Speaker 1: but his reads Paradox of Rapid Plant Migration came out
- 10:16Speaker 1: in eighteen ninety nine and it was a smash hit.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Yeah, so people, I mean, for at least that long,
- 10:22Speaker 2: science has been sort of curious about this, this migration
- 10:27Speaker 2: happening at a rate that they would not expect.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Right. The thing is is that's really hard when you
- 10:33Speaker 1: throw in that X factor to calculate how fast and
- 10:37Speaker 1: actual species can migrate. And there's a few ways that
- 10:41Speaker 1: you can study that kind of thing. One, as you said,
- 10:45Speaker 1: is studying the fossil record, which is super helpful, but
- 10:49Speaker 1: it's not showing you what's going on contemporaneously or within
- 10:53Speaker 1: the last couple decades. This is ten thousand, a million
- 10:56Speaker 1: years ago something like that, right.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you wanted to study something a little
- 11:01Speaker 2: closer to home timeline wise, you would maybe set up
- 11:05Speaker 2: what's called a permanent vegetation plot, so just you would
- 11:08Speaker 2: mark off an area and you would go back there,
- 11:12Speaker 2: you know, every so often, like every six months or
- 11:14Speaker 2: every year or so, and just sort of chart what's happening.
- 11:17Speaker 2: That's one really good way. I think they've been doing
- 11:20Speaker 2: this for about one hundred years since in nineteen twenty,
- 11:24Speaker 2: so we've got a pretty good data set there. Something
- 11:27Speaker 2: else you could do is go somewhere like let's say
- 11:31Speaker 2: you dug up some cool scientific journal from a scientist
- 11:36Speaker 2: from you know, two hundred years ago that went and
- 11:38Speaker 2: explored some island, and while they may not have like
- 11:41Speaker 2: charted everything out exactly like you would in today's science,
- 11:45Speaker 2: they may have a really nice diary about all the
- 11:47Speaker 2: plant life there and things that they saw there and
- 11:49Speaker 2: where it might be, and you could go back to
- 11:52Speaker 2: that place and it's not quite as tight of a record,
- 11:55Speaker 2: but you could still get a pretty good idea of
- 11:57Speaker 2: what's happening.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Yeah, depending on whose journal you're working for, and back
- 12:01Speaker 1: in twenty twelve, a Danish team of scientists followed the
- 12:04Speaker 1: record left by a nineteenth century geologist named Alexander von
- 12:09Speaker 1: Humboldt from Germany, who was just an interesting dude in
- 12:13Speaker 1: and of himself. He called coffee concentrated sunbeams. So he's
- 12:17Speaker 1: that kind of guy.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Oh man, that's great.
- 12:19Speaker 1: They went back to Chimborazo Volcano in Ecuador, which Humboldt
- 12:24Speaker 1: studied in detail, and not only did he study the
- 12:27Speaker 1: vegetation there and he classified all sorts of new plants
- 12:30Speaker 1: that Europeans didn't know about at that point, he also
- 12:33Speaker 1: noted exactly where they were on the mountain as far
- 12:36Speaker 1: as the elevation went.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Super helpful, super helpful.
- 12:40Speaker 1: So based on this information, the twenty twelve Danes were
- 12:44Speaker 1: able to go back and recreate his trip, and then
- 12:48Speaker 1: they were able to note what plants were where, and
- 12:51Speaker 1: they found that everything, all species, on average, had moved
- 12:54Speaker 1: up the mountain by about an average of about five
- 12:57Speaker 1: hundred meters, which is significant and it's like almost a mile.
- 13:02Speaker 1: It's like eight tenths of a mile.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the average. Yeah, there was a lot
- 13:07Speaker 2: of aeriation within that, but that's it's a long way
- 13:10Speaker 2: for sure, and what we found out and I guess
- 13:13Speaker 2: this comes up a little later, but a plant can
- 13:16Speaker 2: find more hospitable climbs going up five hundred meters than
- 13:21Speaker 2: they might by going let's just say north, like ninety
- 13:24Speaker 2: to one hundred miles. Yes, so like a much quicker
- 13:28Speaker 2: road to better climbs if you just go up that
- 13:31Speaker 2: mountain for sure.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of two ways they move is longitudinally, yeah,
- 13:39Speaker 1: or altitudinally.
- 13:41Speaker 2: You gotta be in shape, though, Oh, for sure you
- 13:43Speaker 2: can climb that mountain. Should we take a.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Break, I think we should. But just to wrap it
- 13:49Speaker 1: up real quick, there's a bunch of ways you can
- 13:51Speaker 1: study the movement of trees. But it's so slow and
- 13:53Speaker 1: it happens over such long timelines, longer than a human timeline,
- 13:57Speaker 1: that it's harder to do than you'd think. But we
- 13:59Speaker 1: still have figured out some ways to do it.
- 14:02Speaker 2: All right, we'll be right back and we'll talk about
- 14:04Speaker 2: all this stuff in more detail, right it For this
- 14:28Speaker 2: one other way we failed to mention. Probably would have
- 14:30Speaker 2: been better to just say that before the break, But again,
- 14:33Speaker 2: still learning after sixteen years. Satellite images is another way
- 14:37Speaker 2: that you can study on the short term. You know,
- 14:41Speaker 2: the fossil pollen is much longer, and those plant plots
- 14:44Speaker 2: and things like that, vegetation plots our shorter term. But
- 14:49Speaker 2: satellite images can also help.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to catch like a venus fly
- 14:53Speaker 1: trap and the act of leapfrogging over some other planet,
- 14:57Speaker 1: satellite image is going to help you with that. Fossil
- 14:59Speaker 1: record won't show that.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Here's the thing with all this though, It's not like
- 15:04Speaker 2: we're going to talk a lot about climate change, because
- 15:06Speaker 2: that's what's spurring a lot of the movement right now.
- 15:08Speaker 2: But the Earth's climate has changed a lot over the
- 15:12Speaker 2: you know, over the years, and this is not some
- 15:15Speaker 2: new thing. There used to be periods of time where
- 15:19Speaker 2: the Sahara Desert was quite green and there was grasses
- 15:23Speaker 2: growing there and tropical plants growing there, and elephants roaming
- 15:27Speaker 2: the Sahara and wildlife living there. And they've learned that
- 15:31Speaker 2: this is actually one of the things that helped move
- 15:34Speaker 2: you know, humans around, Like humans could actually migrate through
- 15:38Speaker 2: the Sahara with much more ease than they could before
- 15:41Speaker 2: during these green Sahara periods.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so fascinating that you know, who knows when
- 15:47Speaker 1: we would have migrated out of Africa into Europe and
- 15:50Speaker 1: the ages had the green Sahara not happened, didn't that
- 15:53Speaker 1: just nuts?
- 15:54Speaker 2: Yeah, like hundreds of miles. It says here that they
- 15:57Speaker 2: would find tropical plants growing where they shouldn't be growing
- 16:00Speaker 2: alongside the desert stuff that survived. So that was this weird,
- 16:05Speaker 2: sort of mixed up biome for a time.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Yeah, in the green Sahara period, there were a few
- 16:09Speaker 1: of them that had been documented, but they figured out
- 16:11Speaker 1: that they happened about every twenty three thousand years. We're
- 16:15Speaker 1: due for one in about twelve thousand years something like that.
- 16:18Speaker 1: And it's based on the tilt in Earth's axis. That's
- 16:23Speaker 1: neither here nor there. But the point is during these
- 16:27Speaker 1: periods where the Sahara was just a humid kind of
- 16:30Speaker 1: tropical forest, there was a mixture kind of what you
- 16:34Speaker 1: touched upon, of different like you said, a hybrid biome
- 16:38Speaker 1: of stuff that wouldn't necessarily live together under normal circumstances,
- 16:43Speaker 1: but got along just famously in the couple thousand years
- 16:45Speaker 1: that the Sahara was green and those plants were growing together.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just amazing to think about.
- 16:50Speaker 1: And then in North America we have another example too,
- 16:54Speaker 1: after the Laurentide Glacier, which is way up in the
- 16:58Speaker 1: Arctic right now, down in Indiana and northern New Jersey. Yeah,
- 17:03Speaker 1: and when it retreated, it took everything with it. It
- 17:06Speaker 1: took bowlers, it carved out lakes, it did all sorts
- 17:08Speaker 1: of neat stuff. But what it didn't leave behind was vegetation.
- 17:12Speaker 1: So it left it was like a giant ice cream
- 17:15Speaker 1: truck basically. Yeah, it left nothing behind, and it was
- 17:18Speaker 1: just a great place for plants to pioneer and colon ice.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean that's why you have pine trees in
- 17:24Speaker 2: New Jersey, right.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I would think so, yeah, or in the south because
- 17:28Speaker 1: they were too far they were trapped below or yeah,
- 17:33Speaker 1: below the Laurentide Glacier down in the southeast, even though
- 17:38Speaker 1: they normally would have been growing in the north, right,
- 17:43Speaker 1: And as the glacier retreated, the climate changed in that area,
- 17:46Speaker 1: and so the trees just moved on up. So that's
- 17:48Speaker 1: an example of migration as well.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh wait, I thought they but I thought they
- 17:53Speaker 2: were It was more hospitable in the south for these trees,
- 17:56Speaker 2: and that migration sent them north. Yeah, that's what I said, right, Oh, okay, maybe. Yeah.
- 18:03Speaker 2: The other thing we should talk about as far as
- 18:05Speaker 2: climate change goes, because, like I said, we're going to
- 18:07Speaker 2: mention that a lot is the rate of change of
- 18:11Speaker 2: the climate is increasing, as most people agree on, and
- 18:15Speaker 2: that is kind of where we are now in discussing
- 18:18Speaker 2: this is like, is the rate of climate increasing too
- 18:22Speaker 2: fast for the plant migration to catch up or in
- 18:25Speaker 2: some cases are the plants migrating ahead of that pace?
- 18:30Speaker 2: And that's really sort of you know, a lot of
- 18:32Speaker 2: this episode is about this rate of change. In the
- 18:35Speaker 2: two hundred years since the beginning of the Industrial Age,
- 18:39Speaker 2: no coincidence, the temperature of the Earth has increased more
- 18:43Speaker 2: than one degree. And again, yeah we all know now
- 18:48Speaker 2: that you know, one degree is like a huge, huge deal.
- 18:50Speaker 1: It's one point eight degrees fahrenheit.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, But er point three seven of that change
- 18:57Speaker 2: over the past two hundred years has come, it's twenty eleven.
- 19:01Speaker 2: So it's people have you know, someone has stepped on
- 19:06Speaker 2: the gas here. Yeah, And it's happening much much faster
- 19:09Speaker 2: and seemingly in many cases, fasting faster than these plants
- 19:12Speaker 2: can catch up.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Yeah. So plants are used to migrating like they've been
- 19:15Speaker 1: migrating through our Earth's history, but these conditions are different.
- 19:20Speaker 1: It's not like it was before. Even when the Earth
- 19:23Speaker 1: was heating up after the last ice Age, I think,
- 19:26Speaker 1: did you say that it took about an average of
- 19:29Speaker 1: fourteen hundred years to increase by one degree after the
- 19:32Speaker 1: last glacial period?
- 19:33Speaker 2: No, No, that was the setup. That would have been
- 19:36Speaker 2: very helpful.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Actually, I mean think about it. So we've achieved one
- 19:40Speaker 1: degree in two hundred years, and after the last glacial
- 19:43Speaker 1: period ended, the Earth heated one degree every fourteen hundred years.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that's called a rapid increase.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, somebody's put their foot on the gas,
- 19:52Speaker 1: and that's somebody is Western industrialized nations, right.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:56Speaker 1: So that's one thing that's really kind of putting the
- 19:59Speaker 1: heat on plants literally is their southernmost ranges or their
- 20:05Speaker 1: northernmost ranges, depending on what I guess. They're equatorial pointing
- 20:10Speaker 1: ranges where it's hotter. Those are the ones that are
- 20:15Speaker 1: really at stake. So are those plants ranges big enough
- 20:19Speaker 1: that they'll be able to survive that change in climate
- 20:21Speaker 1: and just keep moving northward or are they going to
- 20:24Speaker 1: be outpaced by the movement of the climate because the
- 20:28Speaker 1: climate is racing towards the poles, just like the plants are, right,
- 20:33Speaker 1: So who's faster. Well, it turns out if you talk
- 20:36Speaker 1: about New England's trees, they move something I think red
- 20:40Speaker 1: oaks is what it was that this University of Vermont
- 20:43Speaker 1: group was studying. They move something like a tenth to
- 20:46Speaker 1: three tenths of a mile a year. Right. The climate
- 20:52Speaker 1: is moving something like four to six miles a year.
- 20:55Speaker 1: So the climate is really kind of showing up as
- 20:59Speaker 1: kind of the who's Usain Bolt of this race? And
- 21:05Speaker 1: I don't know the plants are like me racing Usain Bolt.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that lab group in Vermont, they all have t
- 21:11Speaker 2: shirts that just say you do the math exactly. It's
- 21:15Speaker 2: very smarty, but they get their point across for sure.
- 21:19Speaker 2: There's another example of and you know, we've kind of
- 21:21Speaker 2: been talking about northern movement, which is generally the pattern
- 21:26Speaker 2: but not always. There's a researcher at Purdue name song
- 21:30Speaker 2: Lend Fay. I think Fay or Fhi. I don't know Fi.
- 21:35Speaker 2: I bet it's fine who studied eighty six species of
- 21:38Speaker 2: trees in the eastern US over about thirty years from
- 21:41Speaker 2: the mid eighties to twenty fifteen. And it depends on
- 21:45Speaker 2: what the tree is. Hardwoods, scarlet oaks, red maples, magnolia's
- 21:50Speaker 2: are moving west at about one and a half kilometers
- 21:53Speaker 2: a year because the Midwest is becoming more wet and
- 21:57Speaker 2: the conditions are good for those trees to grow. Soft
- 22:01Speaker 2: woods shortlya pines, red pines, bald cypress. They're actually moving
- 22:05Speaker 2: north about a kilometer of the year, a kilometer a year.
- 22:08Speaker 1: So.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Different plants and trees are moving in different directions at
- 22:13Speaker 2: different rates.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Yeah. It's very much akin to a neighborhood that's this
- 22:19Speaker 1: old settled in neighborhood with a bunch of mix of
- 22:22Speaker 1: people that's being gentrified. It's being pushed out and separated.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Not everybody, just the whole neighborhood doesn't just move. This
- 22:30Speaker 1: neighborhood breaks up and goes in different directions. Yeah, and
- 22:33Speaker 1: so to ecologists in arborous like this is very concerning
- 22:37Speaker 1: because for a long time we've looked at groups of
- 22:40Speaker 1: plants as communities. Like some some plants go with other plants,
- 22:45Speaker 1: like I think, was it beach and hickory? Where is it?
- 22:54Speaker 2: I don't know. I like hickory, though.
- 22:57Speaker 1: We can't leave that in there. Oh Yeah, hemlock. I
- 23:00Speaker 1: knew it was an h H tree. Beach and hemlocks
- 23:03Speaker 1: go together like peanut butter and chocolate, so too do
- 23:08Speaker 1: like firs and spruces. Right, So when you find one
- 23:11Speaker 1: of these, you usually find the other one. And there's
- 23:12Speaker 1: also a bunch of other plants that kind of interact,
- 23:14Speaker 1: and usually some types of animals that hang out in
- 23:17Speaker 1: those same types of forests. So if you've got the
- 23:19Speaker 1: hemlocks going north and the beach going west, who are
- 23:24Speaker 1: the hemlocks going to mix with and who are the
- 23:26Speaker 1: beach going to mix with when they start to set
- 23:28Speaker 1: up these new communities. And that was really troubling to ecologists,
- 23:31Speaker 1: but I think palinologists, these fossil pollen scientists have said
- 23:37Speaker 1: it's always been this way. Communities aren't permanent, they're kind
- 23:40Speaker 1: of instable. They just seem permanent to us because our
- 23:43Speaker 1: life years there are lifespans on the order of like
- 23:47Speaker 1: seventy eighty years, right, This is much it's a much
- 23:50Speaker 1: slower process, but it's a constantly changing turnover, so it's
- 23:54Speaker 1: not that big of a deal. But again, because of
- 23:57Speaker 1: the pace of climate change, when these hemlocks get further
- 24:01Speaker 1: north and the beach get further west, they're going to
- 24:03Speaker 1: have far less time to develop new connections and networks
- 24:07Speaker 1: with the new plants that they set up communities with.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and the other thing too. You know earlier when
- 24:14Speaker 2: I mentioned that a series of trees might move up
- 24:20Speaker 2: a mountain side because it's a way quicker way to
- 24:23Speaker 2: get to a more hospitable climate than moving that ninety
- 24:25Speaker 2: miles north. Yeah, when they and this happens in other
- 24:29Speaker 2: cases as well. It's not just like up a mountain side,
- 24:32Speaker 2: but when they get to the place where they're going,
- 24:35Speaker 2: it may be a better place, may be more hospitable
- 24:39Speaker 2: climate wise, but other things aren't so great. So if
- 24:42Speaker 2: you move up that mountain slope, let's say you have
- 24:46Speaker 2: shallower soil, and so those trees move up there because
- 24:49Speaker 2: the climate's better. But then they get there and the
- 24:52Speaker 2: soil isn't as great, so they get squeezed into where
- 24:55Speaker 2: they can grow, maybe into like a tiny little narrow
- 24:58Speaker 2: band that's you know, potential choking off the rest of
- 25:01Speaker 2: the forest.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Yeah. I've figured out it's kind of like hiding in
- 25:05Speaker 1: a closet during a house fire, Like you're gonna be
- 25:08Speaker 1: safe in the short term, but in the long term.
- 25:10Speaker 1: It's not a great strategy, but it's not like the
- 25:12Speaker 1: trees have any choice. They can't go back down. It's
- 25:15Speaker 1: too hot there, they can't move further up. There's the
- 25:18Speaker 1: soils inhospitable, so they're trapped and they're eventually going to
- 25:21Speaker 1: become a thinner and thinner band until they just pop
- 25:24Speaker 1: out of existence.
- 25:26Speaker 2: That's right. And the other thing that can happen too when,
- 25:28Speaker 2: like you said, when they get to a new place
- 25:30Speaker 2: and they don't have enough time to make new friends,
- 25:33Speaker 2: all of a sudden, that can open the window for
- 25:36Speaker 2: bad friends to show up.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Yeah, and all of a.
- 25:38Speaker 2: Sudden, invasive species are there, and then you've got a
- 25:41Speaker 2: whole other set of problems.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Yeah, the ones that wear like leather jackets with the
- 25:45Speaker 1: little silver studs on their shoulders, those are the ones
- 25:49Speaker 1: you gotta watch out for. Those plants.
- 25:52Speaker 2: If this all seems very kind of on too long
- 25:55Speaker 2: of a timeline for you to care, first of all,
- 25:59Speaker 2: you probably don't care much about climate change, because that's
- 26:02Speaker 2: the whole name of the game there. But maple syrup
- 26:06Speaker 2: is a good example that Livia found Lyvia helped us out,
- 26:08Speaker 2: and she did a great job with this the maple tree,
- 26:13Speaker 2: which the species is that the sugar maple is one
- 26:15Speaker 2: of the two main species that we use to get
- 26:17Speaker 2: that delicious maple syrup.
- 26:18Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this isn't a side. Sugar maple are two
- 26:22Speaker 1: beautiful words that form an even more beautiful.
- 26:25Speaker 2: You are right on the money, my friend. You know,
- 26:27Speaker 2: sugar maple. It just sounds nice coming out of my mouth. Yeah.
- 26:32Speaker 2: They have been migrating north into Canada, and you might say, well,
- 26:37Speaker 2: that's great. Canada is a fine place to live, and
- 26:40Speaker 2: I'm sure they love their maple syrup there too. But
- 26:43Speaker 2: in Quebec, the researchers have found that they're not gonna
- 26:47Speaker 2: go beyond their current range up there because they're boreal
- 26:51Speaker 2: forests up there, so the soil again, the climate might
- 26:54Speaker 2: be better, but then they get up there and the
- 26:56Speaker 2: soil pH and the microbe content and the soil is
- 27:00Speaker 2: is not what they're used to and not what they
- 27:02Speaker 2: work well with and grow well with. So they're not
- 27:05Speaker 2: doing well up there in the forest.
- 27:06Speaker 1: No, no, And that's it's the exact same position as
- 27:10Speaker 1: the trees that are trying to go up the mountain
- 27:12Speaker 1: are running into. Eventually, these trees that are moving into
- 27:16Speaker 1: the boreal forest areas. They're like they can't go any further,
- 27:20Speaker 1: like they're not adapted to that.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Over a long enough timeline, yeah, maybe.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Those sugar maples could, like a few of them, could
- 27:27Speaker 1: land in the boreal forest and end up surviving in
- 27:30Speaker 1: that kind of soil and then they would be adapted
- 27:33Speaker 1: for and they'd start reproducing. And then as the boreal
- 27:35Speaker 1: forest moved closer to the Poles or the Arctic, those
- 27:40Speaker 1: trees would move where the boreal forests used to be. Right,
- 27:43Speaker 1: Totally not a problem over a long enough time span. Again,
- 27:47Speaker 1: climate change has so drastically shortened that time span that
- 27:50Speaker 1: there's probably not going to be time for this, and
- 27:52Speaker 1: those sugar maples will just run into that boreal soil
- 27:56Speaker 1: and just they they'll it'll be like hitting a brick
- 27:58Speaker 1: wall for their species.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Yeah, another issue that can happen. And I know this
- 28:03Speaker 2: all just seems like doomsday stuff, kind of is it?
- 28:06Speaker 2: Kind of it though, Let's say, like the Amazon episode
- 28:11Speaker 2: that we talked about, when trees are moving out there,
- 28:15Speaker 2: they might be replaced by something and it may not
- 28:17Speaker 2: be an invasive species, but it may just be weeds
- 28:21Speaker 2: or grasses or something. Those aren't as good at capturing
- 28:24Speaker 2: carbon as those trees were, so then that accelerates the
- 28:27Speaker 2: problem even more.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Right, And then there's another if you want to keep
- 28:31Speaker 1: talking about doom state scenarios, those boreal forests, they actually
- 28:38Speaker 1: are if you look at a map or if you
- 28:40Speaker 1: look at planet Earth from outer space. Uh, they're dark,
- 28:44Speaker 1: which means that they absorb more sunlight, more heat, more
- 28:47Speaker 1: UV radiation. Then the polar caps the ice that reflects
- 28:52Speaker 1: it back into space. So as those boreal forests advance
- 28:55Speaker 1: further and further north, toward toward the Arctic or the
- 28:59Speaker 1: North Pole, and there's less and less ice to reflect that,
- 29:02Speaker 1: there's more and more heat for them to trap, which
- 29:05Speaker 1: is just going to heat the Earth that much faster.
- 29:08Speaker 1: It's a it's a positive feedback loop that's super duper negative.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Yeah, very negative. Maybe we should cover tropical things moving
- 29:17Speaker 2: north and then take a break.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Yeah, because I got some good stuff on that, man,
- 29:20Speaker 1: I'm super exciting.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it goes both ways. So you can
- 29:25Speaker 2: have like tropical plants and tropical zones like Florida where
- 29:29Speaker 2: you know, the Earth is warming, so they can move
- 29:31Speaker 2: further and further north, and all of a sudden, these
- 29:33Speaker 2: plants that are native to tropical zones are ending up
- 29:36Speaker 2: in areas where it's you know, not necessarily a tropical zone.
- 29:42Speaker 2: I can't remember which zone.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Atlanta, Atlanta's seven B and aight a seven.
- 29:50Speaker 2: I love that, you know that stuff. But the point is,
- 29:53Speaker 2: like these these like kill kill frosts that you might
- 29:58Speaker 2: get that happen to I love that name kill frost,
- 30:02Speaker 2: like it'll get really cold and frost over and like
- 30:04Speaker 2: kill things. Maybe that shouldn't be there if that's happening
- 30:07Speaker 2: less and less and there's even less in the way
- 30:09Speaker 2: of those tropical plants moving northward.
- 30:12Speaker 1: Right, and so I guess climatologists are expecting that by
- 30:16Speaker 1: the end of the century, which seems like a long
- 30:19Speaker 1: way away. But buddy, that's like less than that's like
- 30:22Speaker 1: eight decades, seventy something years, maybe even seventy seven, you
- 30:26Speaker 1: could say to be exact, But in seventy seven years,
- 30:30Speaker 1: climatologists expect all of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona,
- 30:39Speaker 1: and California, guessing the southern half to be tropical. Those
- 30:43Speaker 1: are subtropical.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Now.
- 30:45Speaker 1: If you want an example of what a tropical country is.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Go to Ecuador, go to Guatemala. Those are tropical, and
- 30:54Speaker 1: Alabama and Arizona are going to be like Guatemala by
- 30:58Speaker 1: the end of the century. Yeah, that's insane.
- 31:02Speaker 2: I know, it's really uh, and it's happening. It's not
- 31:05Speaker 2: like like they've they've shown that it's currently happening.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Yes, and it's happening because, like you were saying, those
- 31:11Speaker 1: extreme cold events are becoming rarer and they're becoming warmer,
- 31:15Speaker 1: so the coldest day of the year is not as
- 31:17Speaker 1: cold as it used to be.
- 31:18Speaker 2: In other words, I think the scientific term is kill frost.
- 31:22Speaker 1: I love that. That is definitely a band name.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Oh for sure. Like what are they though, kill?
- 31:28Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know.
- 31:29Speaker 2: It's heavy or something, right, I don't know.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Remember Destroyer they were great, They didn't really destroy They
- 31:35Speaker 1: had like kind of like a belying name, you know
- 31:38Speaker 1: what I mean.
- 31:39Speaker 2: No, that's true, so it could be like that. I
- 31:41Speaker 2: think he named the band that uh for that reason
- 31:44Speaker 2: is a bit of a tongue in cheek thing.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Maybe I knew I liked that, Kay.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Yeah, Behart is who we're talking about, not joy Tony.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I know it's a dan I think right.
- 31:57Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know a couple of destroyer songs.
- 31:59Speaker 1: I don't I want to know the guy's life story,
- 32:01Speaker 1: do I well?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Settled down? No, I wanted to look it up because
- 32:07Speaker 2: he is. He's also a part time member of maybe
- 32:11Speaker 2: my favorite all time band, the New Pornographers, like modern band.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, he's on most of their albums, but
- 32:18Speaker 2: hasn't done the past few.
- 32:20Speaker 1: Who was the singer for New Pornographers? Was it Nico case.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Well, she sings and Carl Newman sings, and also the
- 32:28Speaker 2: great Catherine Calder who is the stuff you should know listener?
- 32:32Speaker 1: Oh neat Oh wow, Yeah.
- 32:34Speaker 2: I found that out and I was like, oh, I
- 32:35Speaker 2: got to get in touch with her, and I did,
- 32:38Speaker 2: and now we are email buddies. And on the last
- 32:41Speaker 2: New Pornographers show in Atlanta, she's kind enough to meet
- 32:44Speaker 2: me behind the bus as they say, in the back
- 32:48Speaker 2: parking lot, and we chatted for a while and she's
- 32:50Speaker 2: just wonderful. And she also gonna plug her other band
- 32:55Speaker 2: because she has put out a great album last year
- 32:58Speaker 2: with her band Front Person, So get front Person. If
- 33:03Speaker 2: you like synthy goodness and like a beautiful angelic voice,
- 33:07Speaker 2: then get front Person.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Speaking of cynthy goodness. That's so funny you bring that up.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Just today I discovered an entirely new genre of music
- 33:15Speaker 1: called dungeon synth. Have you heard of it?
- 33:18Speaker 2: What? No?
- 33:19Speaker 1: Okay, okay. It's a really well named genre. But it
- 33:24Speaker 1: is synth, super like cynthy synth, like eighties kind of synth.
- 33:29Speaker 2: I love it.
- 33:30Speaker 1: But the kind of synth that you would find is
- 33:32Speaker 1: like the score to a seventies Hobbit, like cartoon movie,
- 33:38Speaker 1: animated movie. It's super wizardy and fantasy. It just evokes
- 33:44Speaker 1: all that stuff. It does such a good job of it.
- 33:46Speaker 1: But I've only heard one album. I can't remember whose
- 33:49Speaker 1: it was. But check out Frost. Checkout Dungeon Synth. Yeah,
- 33:53Speaker 1: Kill Frost is a Dungeon synth band.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Nice work, all right, Dungeon Synth and the front Person
- 33:59Speaker 2: album their most recent Parade.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Is great, very nice. I think time for a break.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take a break. We'll be back with more
- 34:07Speaker 2: album reviews right after.
- 34:08Speaker 1: This, So Chuck. One thing you can say about humans
- 34:33Speaker 1: is that we are action oriented. Sure, in a lot
- 34:38Speaker 1: of ways, I will give you that. We sit around
- 34:40Speaker 1: in bicker and complain and moan and undermine one another.
- 34:46Speaker 1: But when the chips are down, we can invent our
- 34:49Speaker 1: way out of a lot of problems. And invention doesn't
- 34:52Speaker 1: have to necessarily mean that we, you know, put some
- 34:56Speaker 1: metal on metal and made it go on its own.
- 34:59Speaker 1: It can be something like inventing new areas for species
- 35:03Speaker 1: that are in danger of being lost to climate change
- 35:06Speaker 1: to settle and make another part of their range out of.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Well, sir, it sounds like you were talking about forest
- 35:14Speaker 2: assisted migration by God, I am. That's right, and that
- 35:17Speaker 2: is basically and we'll talk about the good, the bad,
- 35:20Speaker 2: and the ugly of this. That is human being scientists
- 35:23Speaker 2: getting involved in the ecosystem and nature and spreading seed
- 35:30Speaker 2: and sort of getting ahead of the pace if the
- 35:33Speaker 2: pace isn't where it should be to keep up with
- 35:36Speaker 2: climate change, saying well, let me give you a little
- 35:38Speaker 2: little help forward. And this can be kind of thorny
- 35:43Speaker 2: because it's it's humans, like I said, getting involved in
- 35:48Speaker 2: the ecosystem in ways that science has long said, let
- 35:51Speaker 2: nature work it out, and that's the best way to
- 35:54Speaker 2: do it, because you don't know what can happen once
- 35:56Speaker 2: you start messing around.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Yeah, like nature finds a way, it does these guys
- 36:01Speaker 1: are saying. The people who are in favor of this
- 36:03Speaker 1: are saying that made sense before July twenty twenty three,
- 36:07Speaker 1: which is probably the hottest month in Earth's history, at
- 36:12Speaker 1: least as far as since it cooled basically, and that
- 36:16Speaker 1: followed the hottest June ever, right sore. These ecologists that
- 36:20Speaker 1: are like, no, we need to take much more of
- 36:23Speaker 1: an active hand in this, are saying like it's our
- 36:26Speaker 1: obligation to do something. Not doing anything is going to
- 36:28Speaker 1: be more destructive. It's like saying like, yeah, we shouldn't
- 36:32Speaker 1: move these people out of this house that's being bulldozed
- 36:35Speaker 1: over because we don't know what they're going to do
- 36:37Speaker 1: in their new neighborhood, so we're just gonna stand there
- 36:40Speaker 1: and watch them die as the bulldozer crushes them inside
- 36:43Speaker 1: of their house. That's the That's a pretty good analogy.
- 36:46Speaker 1: If I do congratulate myself here, it's very much akin
- 36:50Speaker 1: to that. And so those ecologies have a pretty good point,
- 36:53Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, it's not a great, perfect solution,
- 36:57Speaker 1: but it's way better than doing nothing.
- 37:00Speaker 2: And they're not doing it willy nilly though they're very
- 37:03Speaker 2: aware of the potential pitfalls, like you know, spreading disease
- 37:07Speaker 2: and introducing something to an area that could be really
- 37:09Speaker 2: bad for other things in that area. So they're not
- 37:12Speaker 2: just out there, you know, with a seed cannon blasting
- 37:15Speaker 2: stuff all over the place, like like tall lungern or something.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Wearing bike coat shorts.
- 37:23Speaker 2: There's a couple of different kinds though. There's there's forest
- 37:27Speaker 2: assisted migration. The one that's really sort of thorny is
- 37:32Speaker 2: assisted rains range expansion. So like if you're if you're
- 37:36Speaker 2: spreading something within the zone where it might still normally
- 37:40Speaker 2: grow in like two hundred years, that's one thing. If
- 37:44Speaker 2: you're moving something completely out of that range, Like you know,
- 37:47Speaker 2: they do forecasting and stuff, and they're like, what might
- 37:49Speaker 2: this area look like one hundred miles from here one
- 37:52Speaker 2: hundred years from now. If they're moving something completely out
- 37:56Speaker 2: of a range that it would even potentially grow, that
- 37:58Speaker 2: gets way way tricky. And I think there's less of
- 38:01Speaker 2: that happening, right.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, Like, but you hit it on the head.
- 38:06Speaker 1: They're saying, like, Okay, by twenty one hundred, what is
- 38:09Speaker 1: this area going to be, Like is it going to
- 38:10Speaker 1: be like where these red oaks like to live now?
- 38:14Speaker 1: In twenty twenty three, and if so, maybe we can
- 38:16Speaker 1: give them a head start and hope that some of
- 38:18Speaker 1: them will survive and adapt and start colonizing there. Right, Yeah,
- 38:22Speaker 1: it's even pricklier than assisted range expansion. There's another, even
- 38:27Speaker 1: more radical one called species rescue or assisted species migration,
- 38:33Speaker 1: and that is where you take a plant completely out
- 38:36Speaker 1: of its normal range, out of what you would even
- 38:39Speaker 1: predict would be its normal range, and just move it somewhere.
- 38:42Speaker 2: It would never be right.
- 38:44Speaker 1: This is considered the riskiest of the three by ecologists
- 38:48Speaker 1: because you can easily take something that's totally innocuous and
- 38:52Speaker 1: benign under normal circumstances and make it into an invasive
- 38:56Speaker 1: species when you move it. And the critics of this
- 38:59Speaker 1: typical point to the monterey Pine as a good example.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. It's endangered in California. It is native
- 39:06Speaker 2: to California, but they have introduced it in Australia and
- 39:11Speaker 2: it's it's I don't know about wreaking habit, but but
- 39:13Speaker 2: it's damaging the it's an invasive species on Australia.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. They consider it a weed and when
- 39:20Speaker 1: they see it they pluck it. They do not like
- 39:22Speaker 1: those in New South Wales. And Victoria. I believe states.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Now that's a weed, right, I don't know.
- 39:32Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.
- 39:34Speaker 1: I think you just you just came up with a
- 39:36Speaker 1: brand new type of accent. Frankly, yeah, can we hear
- 39:39Speaker 1: it again? No, okay, I'm just gonna go back and
- 39:43Speaker 1: replay it.
- 39:44Speaker 2: You know. It's funny, though, is I use the lady
- 39:48Speaker 2: on my phone that talks to me. What's it called
- 39:50Speaker 2: on Apples? I don't use Siri, but I still have
- 39:55Speaker 2: a voice for maps and stuff, and I use a
- 39:58Speaker 2: I usually go between an Irish woman and a Kiwi
- 40:01Speaker 2: A New Zealander. Oh yeah, and the New Zealander says
- 40:04Speaker 2: ry and it always cracks me up.
- 40:06Speaker 1: That sound like Matthew McConaughey.
- 40:08Speaker 2: It does. At the next street, take a rye.
- 40:12Speaker 1: I gotta hear that. Yeah, I didn't know you could
- 40:15Speaker 1: do something that. Gee whiz to an Apple iPhone make it.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Talk about okay, some some regular old thing.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I don't do. I'd like sounds. Digital sounds are one
- 40:24Speaker 1: of those. Like I don't have mesophonia, but if I do,
- 40:27Speaker 1: it's for digital sounds. Like when I get a new computer,
- 40:30Speaker 1: the first thing I do is turn off all sounds
- 40:32Speaker 1: on it, like anything have to go. Like I have
- 40:36Speaker 1: to change my text sound every month or so because
- 40:39Speaker 1: I'll just get like anxiety from it. I can't stand
- 40:42Speaker 1: text sounds, so I have to come up with a
- 40:43Speaker 1: new one. I do not like them.
- 40:45Speaker 2: Well, do you know what I do? Is I record?
- 40:48Speaker 2: I record my own text and phone rings and stuff.
- 40:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I record my voice. Like when my
- 40:54Speaker 2: phone rings, I never have my ringer on, but if
- 40:56Speaker 2: it ever does, it's me going ring, ring, ring ring,
- 40:59Speaker 2: that's all. And if I get a text, it's me
- 41:01Speaker 2: going text. Man, that's great. Yeah, I get strange looks,
- 41:05Speaker 2: but who cares?
- 41:06Speaker 1: Can I just use yours?
- 41:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll set them to you if you want, thank you, yeah,
- 41:10Speaker 2: or you can, like you can make one specific for
- 41:13Speaker 2: you me, which is like maybe just your sweet voice
- 41:16Speaker 2: saying hell, hello, my love.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I used to have a ring tone with her singing
- 41:20Speaker 1: that part from What's Love Got to Do with It?
- 41:23Speaker 2: That?
- 41:23Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, But she just kept saying that over and
- 41:27Speaker 1: over again. It's pretty great.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I'd love to hear that. It's also kind of maddening.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it never was. Actually I never got sick
- 41:33Speaker 1: of that one. I think that says a lot.
- 41:35Speaker 2: But it's better than delu doo de lu doo doo.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you just stressed me out. Sorry you got
- 41:42Speaker 1: anything else?
- 41:44Speaker 2: Uh? Now, I had a joke about your dislike of
- 41:46Speaker 2: digital sounds, but your love of craft work flies in
- 41:49Speaker 2: the face of that. But I won't even say it.
- 41:50Speaker 1: That's more a statement than a joke.
- 41:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is true.
- 41:54Speaker 1: It's quite accurate. I think that's it, Chuck.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing else. This is this is a good one.
- 42:02Speaker 2: Look out, you know, if you're in if you're in
- 42:04Speaker 2: New Mexico and you see a palm tree growing, then
- 42:07Speaker 2: watch out.
- 42:08Speaker 1: That's right. It means that you've gone tropical and you're
- 42:11Speaker 1: in trouble now.
- 42:12Speaker 2: Yeah, not in a good way.
- 42:14Speaker 1: If you want to know more about plant migration, there's
- 42:17Speaker 1: a lot of interesting stuff out there on the internet
- 42:20Speaker 1: to read and go do that and maybe go become
- 42:22Speaker 1: an ecologist and figure out how to save the planet.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Please I agree.
- 42:26Speaker 1: Since Chucks had agreed, it's time for a listener mail.
- 42:31Speaker 2: This is from William Lloyd. We did a shorty on
- 42:34Speaker 2: the NATO phonetic alphabet and what we didn't consider was this, Hey, guys,
- 42:42Speaker 2: being a pilot and prior Air Force. I was glad
- 42:45Speaker 2: that you did one on this topic. It's not a correction.
- 42:48Speaker 2: You guys did a good job, but you miss what
- 42:50Speaker 2: I think is the best part. The numbers. The NATO
- 42:54Speaker 2: alphabet is kind of a misnomber because it actually also
- 42:57Speaker 2: includes number zero through nine, but you can't really make
- 43:00Speaker 2: a word starting from a number, so it's purely pronunciation.
- 43:03Speaker 2: Most numbers are the same, with a notable exception of niner.
- 43:08Speaker 2: We use niner instead of nine because over garbled radio
- 43:12Speaker 2: it sounds like five, but mainly because NATO countries speak
- 43:16Speaker 2: German nine no. In German, three is pronounced tree to
- 43:23Speaker 2: not be confused with the antiquated prefix three s r
- 43:28Speaker 2: I four is two syllable syllables rhymes with lower, so
- 43:32Speaker 2: you would say four sounds kind of funny to differentiate
- 43:36Speaker 2: it from you know, fo r and five is five
- 43:41Speaker 2: to keep the word fire distinct in some dialects. Huh,
- 43:45Speaker 2: this is good stuff. I feel dumb that we miss that.
- 43:48Speaker 2: That's all interesting, but you're probably thinking, does anyone actually
- 43:50Speaker 2: say it like that? It depends. Niner is pretty universal.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Plus we think it makes it sound cool, which it does.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Of course. The rest are much less common, but ending
- 44:00Speaker 2: where you are in the world and what dialects are involved,
- 44:02Speaker 2: they're useful from time to time. Signed Tailwinds Decker.
- 44:08Speaker 1: That's awesome and also what a great nickname too. I
- 44:11Speaker 1: hope that's your nickname and your parents didn't actually name
- 44:13Speaker 1: you tail Wings.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Well, no, no, no, Decker is the name. Tailwinds was the
- 44:18Speaker 2: Oh the sign?
- 44:19Speaker 1: Yeah, the cheers are the one love exactly. So Decker's
- 44:23Speaker 1: the first name.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Well, I don't know it just a decker. Decker may
- 44:27Speaker 2: be a call sign.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Actually, right, Well I love that. Thanks a lot, Decker,
- 44:31Speaker 1: much appreciated. I say niner whenever the occasion arises, you know,
- 44:36Speaker 1: I like that.
- 44:36Speaker 2: You know, our our good friend, Joe Randazzo, formerly of
- 44:39Speaker 2: The Onion and at Midnight Fame, our our comedy writer friend.
- 44:43Speaker 2: He signs his emails yours with a comma Joe Joe Endezer.
- 44:50Speaker 1: That's great.
- 44:50Speaker 2: That's very I think yours is. It's very very warn
- 44:53Speaker 2: as is Joe.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Sure it's perfect for him.
- 44:56Speaker 2: And as always high to the kids. Yeah, Joe's kids,
- 44:59Speaker 2: sou Yeah.
- 45:00Speaker 1: The Randazzos, they're listening family, the Flying Randazzos. They're trepeze artists.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Family just waiting to happen.
- 45:06Speaker 2: They should be.
- 45:08Speaker 1: Well, we'll see a lot's gonna happen by the end
- 45:10Speaker 1: of the century apparently, so who knows.
- 45:12Speaker 2: That's right.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Well, if you want to get in touch with this
- 45:14Speaker 1: like Decker did and confuse me with your sign off,
- 45:18Speaker 1: I'd appreciate it. So with Chuck too, he loves that
- 45:20Speaker 1: kind of thing. You can wrap it up, spend it
- 45:23Speaker 1: on the bottom, and send it off to Stuff podcast
- 45:26Speaker 1: at iHeartRadio dot com.
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