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S3 Ep 16: Grab That Dough · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, what's up. Welcome to on the Launai. I'm Aaron,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Gina, I'm Kristen and with us today we have Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: Birdy yay ye. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Playing the role of Stan is Eddie stans Well.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, behind the veil, guys, don't look at the
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  Speaker 1: man behind the curtain. Wizard of Oz kind of ship here,
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  Speaker 1: but obviously, like okay, famous side the next episode that
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  Speaker 1: you'll be here, you're episodes Stan, So you're filling in
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  Speaker 1: for Aaron Randolph. Initially you were going to be here
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  Speaker 1: for Golden Moments, but that was literally so I could
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  Speaker 1: just make a finally someone's older than me on the
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  Speaker 1: podcast joke and that wasn't worth it. So here you
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  Speaker 1: are for real episodes instead. So flexible. I actually read
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  Speaker 1: that on a bathroom all about Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: One's very I'm very flexible, very flexible.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad his desk is like my desk where it's
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  Speaker 3: like messy, but I bet he knows where everything is.
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  Speaker 2: It's like my brain.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, they say that about geniuses, right, like
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  Speaker 3: I know where people and people.
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  Speaker 1: His desk is what my entire two bedroom apartment I have.
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  Speaker 1: I have told people my decorating dynamic is wait for
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  Speaker 1: TGI Fredday's chic.
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  Speaker 3: But like I see a roll of tape thing, and
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  Speaker 3: like if someone moved that, I wouldn't know where it is.
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  Speaker 3: But I know that the roll of tape is right there.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's how my life is. But if someone if
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  Speaker 3: you put it the other side of the desk, I'd
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  Speaker 3: be lost.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's behind it another roll of tape? You
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  Speaker 2: have options.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out what the figure is on
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  Speaker 3: the other side with like a basketball basketball man.
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  Speaker 1: Why are your eyes?
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  Speaker 2: He's a G I Joe character, former basketball player now
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  Speaker 2: member of G I Joe.
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  Speaker 3: He's only a gun and.
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  Speaker 2: He combines basketball and shooting. People throw the.
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  Speaker 3: Basketball at their face to disgust them.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing Lobb. Well, I I Lobb recorded After Fuck, After
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  Speaker 1: School Midlife Special, that's what it's called. I recorded that
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  Speaker 1: podcast that I do with the Manness. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know him lightly through the garden.
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  Speaker 3: Perhaps you know of him the gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, well great, now this is gonna be worse
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  Speaker 1: because we've been he's holding on to the Hulk Hogan
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  Speaker 1: cartoon hope in hopes that you're gonna want to come
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  Speaker 1: on and that. Yeah, and we just talked about you
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  Speaker 1: last night, So no, we haven't done. G I Joe
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  Speaker 1: kind of wanted you and Jerry to both.
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  Speaker 3: Do yeah, something to watch, g I Joe.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen the video. I haven't seen the cartoons
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  Speaker 2: in a minute. It's been a minute.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Figures.
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  Speaker 1: Eddie's probably too too old and I'm not old in
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  Speaker 1: like a fuck you way, like you look better than I. Dear,
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  Speaker 1: let's be real, I look like I'm melting naked. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing good going on here. This guy works out still,
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  Speaker 1: So no, But do you remember when you said it's
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  Speaker 1: been a minute? All I can think of is a
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  Speaker 1: the It was an l A and like socou thing that.
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  Speaker 2: In a minute a minute?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that? It was like but on cartoon
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  Speaker 1: or something. It was. It was like an eighties thing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but you were East coast then, Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Grew up here on the East coast.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else talked to any he doesn't get me anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, how old were you when you came out there?
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  Speaker 2: When I moved to California. Yeah, twenty two.
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  Speaker 3: He was a grow You weren't was out of college.
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  Speaker 1: You were finger blasting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh all the time, all into pants.
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  Speaker 3: On one woman or two women.
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  Speaker 2: Or see the church, here's a staple. See open up
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  Speaker 2: the door.
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  Speaker 3: There's all the people, little crowd in there.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just it's very crowded and humid Because I
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  Speaker 2: get off.
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  Speaker 3: There, buddy, I only got so much that Ham sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm at turtle into my shirt and go away, Sam.
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  Speaker 1: I already don't like cold Ham that much, but actually
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  Speaker 1: I don't like hot ham either.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of Ham, ghost Ham is real. I made ham on.
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  Speaker 2: Easter and I smell you still smell.
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  Speaker 3: I showered, I changed clothes and I was still smelling it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it's like burned into my nose, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, Eddie's right, yeah, smell.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many random strangers found ghost Ham
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  Speaker 1: and have bought like either that sticker or that shirt.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it's it's like less garmy and more total
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  Speaker 1: random strangers that I think might be part of the
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  Speaker 1: Like ghost never leaves that ghost Ham is real.
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  Speaker 3: If you have to experience though, and then you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was just crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, no, no, it's just is real.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had that happen.
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  Speaker 3: I like ham Maybe that's why. Yeah slimy, oh gross?
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  Speaker 1: The older I get though, I'm adventurous in weird like
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  Speaker 1: Asian food ways, but in general I'm edipence now, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what can I eat? That's the fastest thing
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  Speaker 1: that brings me in fuel and I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: taste it all.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be hungry anymore? Just maybe stop being hungry.
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  Speaker 1: Zep bound turned me into Eddie pens.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, So you're never just like I want chocolate?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, because that's a different I mean, sweets is
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  Speaker 2: a different category than food.
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  Speaker 3: There's always room for sugar.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, there's always room for sugar and chocolate. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: like that's food if you're hungry. I just don't want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't eat chocolate because I'm hungry. Who eat chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: I hope nobody. You're wasting time and money? Yeah, Abby
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  Speaker 1: can eat chocolate it but only once?
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  Speaker 3: Well christ theoretically.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, we milk chocolate. They're fine with milk chikes the
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  Speaker 2: dark chocolate that kills them? Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean Abbey weighs less than five pounds mine, she
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  Speaker 1: is I'm not going to disturb her because she's quiet
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  Speaker 1: and she's a demanding, tiny overlord. But she is not
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  Speaker 1: the dog you remember any She's the thick Van Dyke
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  Speaker 1: of dogs. She looks frail, she shakes a little when
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  Speaker 1: she walks.
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  Speaker 3: I like that cemetery Churchill.
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  Speaker 1: How is the Penn's family dog good?
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  Speaker 2: He's sleeping right now. He's with Tracy in the bed asleep.
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  Speaker 3: Lucky dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's good.
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  Speaker 4: How old is he now?
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  Speaker 2: Just turned five?
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  Speaker 1: In Mark?
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  Speaker 3: He's still crazy.
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  Speaker 2: He's getting little. He's slowing down a little bit because
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's not a puppy anymore.
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  Speaker 3: But growling, aren't you?
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  Speaker 2: Still insane? Still grows at us. It's still just insane.
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  Speaker 1: My parents dog tries to eat them because she's mostly
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  Speaker 1: blind now, so if they try to pick her up
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  Speaker 1: and she doesn't like see them coming, which again most
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  Speaker 1: of the time she does it because it's so bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's mostly shapes. She's like at them like it's insane,
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  Speaker 1: and she will bite my dad, but she won't bite
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  Speaker 1: my mom. She can smell my mom, but my dad
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  Speaker 1: she's like, fuck you, I said, no.
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  Speaker 2: Well your dad, you wear your mom's perfume.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's they're in their late seventies. Dude, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: I want to bet the dog.
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  Speaker 1: For those of you that are curious, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what the release date's going to be, but h
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  Speaker 1: Mama and Papa Scabs are going to be coming on
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  Speaker 1: the show as a duo.
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  Speaker 3: That it's gonna be hard and awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, praise that they're not coming on what I said.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a reason I told them that in
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  Speaker 1: front of that bouncer. I told you I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: ship on your mouth. I'd stand by that statement all
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  Speaker 1: those years.
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  Speaker 3: On your mouth and tell our audience again, why was it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because I want you to smell it. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I said.
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  Speaker 3: The logistics of that.
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  Speaker 2: Still smell it. I think they'd still smell it if
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  Speaker 2: you should get.
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  Speaker 3: Look anywhere near their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I was just I was just being silly, and that
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  Speaker 2: point in the vicinity of the head, I think they would.
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  Speaker 3: Smell even just them in the room. Yeah you didn't
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  Speaker 3: think this.
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  Speaker 4: Through in your general direction?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much to give me a fan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, okay, sorry, Well, like just because it seems
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  Speaker 1: tangentially related, because I know you've seen your son's butthole.
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  Speaker 2: Who hasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a baby. I don't not last week.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember how long his fundraisers going. But Colton
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  Speaker 1: has been texting me the little thing to like donate.
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  Speaker 2: It's an automatic thing. It's not, it's just it's shooting out,
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  Speaker 2: like I just got two of the texts last night,
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  Speaker 2: or one of the texts.
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  Speaker 1: And then Colton. But yeah, it's coming from like a
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  Speaker 1: robote number. It's clearly that.
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  Speaker 2: But so they had to do. The football coach made
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  Speaker 2: all the kids like give them twenty phone numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I love that that ORNs top twenty. We're gonna call
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  Speaker 1: a fluid. I'm gonna assume Coulton thinks that I have
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  Speaker 1: a grown up job or that I'm in his top
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  Speaker 1: twenty friends, I don't care. It's fine. I'll take you.
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  Speaker 2: You're in the top twenty, You're you're in the You're
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  Speaker 2: in the You're in the the circle, the outer circle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of people. I love the outer circle.
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  Speaker 2: That's out of I mean inner circles that came in
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  Speaker 2: Stanley and the outer circles.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody no, Like, I'm fine with outer circle.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I keep getting the text too. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I already fucking donated, let me alone.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I'm waiting for payday because I think
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  Speaker 1: it said I have time, right, I have time on
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  Speaker 1: that right, I have a look.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know money for sorry. This football team, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: football team, they need uniforms or what.
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  Speaker 2: Every year they need equipment, you know, like stuff like
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  Speaker 2: athletic tape stuff.
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  Speaker 1: For I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: This website also takes like budgets, department.
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  Speaker 2: No athletics and arts and schools get nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, your your mom is the like your mom.
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  Speaker 2: Tracey's mom is like the number she just dropped, like
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  Speaker 2: two hundred bucks or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, May eighteenth. We have till May eighteenth, so you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to like a child. I'll ever have, so
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  Speaker 1: put a little money in there. I'm the drunk hand.
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  Speaker 3: One and the same. Yea. Well, that's like my dad's
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend's granddaughters who are like family. Yeah, I know it's confusing.
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  Speaker 1: But fine. Your family tree is just like it's like
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  Speaker 1: a slow chart, right, You're just like where am I?
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  Speaker 1: But they do cheer. It's like a bush. Change your
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  Speaker 1: words at any change your words, they do cheer.
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  Speaker 4: So we get hit up because just their uniforms are
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  Speaker 4: so expensive and they're only like.
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  Speaker 1: Ten and seven. It's like they're so tiny there, so expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they won nationals in Vegas this year, so that
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  Speaker 4: was a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: So they're like gold leafed and that's why they're so excited.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I get like I said, I get hit
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  Speaker 4: up every year, but they know I'm good for it
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  Speaker 4: because I'm a sucker for a cause for kids.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's gotta be real serious. Like I threw whatever
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  Speaker 1: money I had left over in my monthly budget my Measley.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was like twenty five or fifty, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know at Gina's Dad's go fund me. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Only other the only other person that like is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get that honor of any of my access limited money
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  Speaker 1: is Golden. Honestly, I didn't even give to my friend's
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  Speaker 1: cheer thing. My friend that I've known for twenty something
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  Speaker 1: near is her daughter's in cheer and I was like.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, she's just stop cheering. She's been cheering
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  Speaker 2: that long.
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  Speaker 1: No. No, no, her daughter's like twelve and oh my hip, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I sound like in the mornings. But speaking
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  Speaker 1: of mornings, No, I don't know. You want to tell
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  Speaker 1: us about that episode. She sure, it's the morning A
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  Speaker 1: terrible segue, Eddie.
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  Speaker 3: I know since you last were on, you've been watching
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  Speaker 3: The Golden Girls in crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh stop, so you know what next? Absolutely go ahead
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  Speaker 2: and refresh everyone else's memory. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Season three, episode sixteen is called Grab that Dough. The
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  Speaker 3: original air date was January twenty third, nineteen eighty eight,
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  Speaker 3: directed by Terry Hughes, written by Winifred Harvey Stalar. She's
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  Speaker 3: hold her hyphenated name, Eddie and Christian. What do you
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  Speaker 3: think Grab that Dough is about?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? They opened a pizza parlor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a me. It's to me Sofia, because.
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  Speaker 2: She's the Italian. So they opened a pizza park. Know,
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  Speaker 2: they get hired as the sabarro in the local mall.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a part time gig.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's part time gig.
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  Speaker 1: That to be what it is?
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  Speaker 5: So bad?
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  Speaker 1: No it is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, she had the job at the what the
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  Speaker 3: chuck wagon? What was it? Pekoast Pizza chuck Wagon chuck Wagon. Yeah, Kristin,
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  Speaker 3: what do you think it's about?
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  Speaker 4: Sophia's running a money scam at the old Folks Home.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great one.
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  Speaker 3: Somehow you're both correct.
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  Speaker 1: Now, My my grandma used to run numbers for like
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  Speaker 1: a some sort of flatto or racing or something part
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  Speaker 1: time in Pennsylvania. So I think it's that too. I
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  Speaker 1: think I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that meaning, running numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Like to a bookie, but they like collect the bets
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  Speaker 1: from the neighborhood and count them down. She got a
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  Speaker 1: little kickback.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Pittsburgh mafia over here.
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  Speaker 1: That was the chech side too. That wasn't even the
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  Speaker 1: Italian side. It was Czechos inside we go deep in checks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah what check it out?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you continue? Check it out?
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  Speaker 3: Who do you think will be the hardest for Aaron
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  Speaker 3: Proove is the villain in this episode where they're running
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  Speaker 3: numbers in a pizza place. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: And Eddie, you decide amongst yourselves, you think Rose, Yeah, Eddie?
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  Speaker 3: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Blanche?
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  Speaker 3: You only pick one?
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  Speaker 2: Okay Rose?
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  Speaker 1: The rest.
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  Speaker 2: I only said Blanch because I couldn't think of the
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  Speaker 2: other two's names.
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  Speaker 3: We know you've been watching a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot, but she said, she said Rose, and I said Blanche.
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  Speaker 2: I knew there was two laughs.
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  Speaker 3: The name all right, So do you want to change
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  Speaker 3: your answer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go row. Kristen seems more educated than mine.
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  Speaker 2: Lack of knowing other things?
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  Speaker 3: Rose Nyland please, played by Betty Why Eddie's kidding. He
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  Speaker 3: knows their names. He watches it every day after G
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  Speaker 3: I Joe.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, What a fun loop that is? G I
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  Speaker 1: Joe and then.
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  Speaker 3: G Joe and then you Need Gold and Girls Gold
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  Speaker 3: Girls and then Bedtime Thundercat ThunderCats, ThunderCats.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I bet you get some weird commercials switching from
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: those shows. But you know what, our listeners are gonna
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: get some great commercials taking a listen to these messages
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  Speaker 1: and we will pop back when we're all done watching
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  Speaker 1: the episode to talk about it.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I'm pantsl Saren, This is Stevie and I'm Aggie,
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  Speaker 5: and we.
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  Speaker 2: Are because fuck you.
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  Speaker 5: That's why the podcast it's all about playing games and
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  Speaker 5: having fun. Our games are mostly based on British panel
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: shows or British game shows, but we'll play just about
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  Speaker 5: anything that catches our attention and imagination. Our show is
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: all about laughs, So please come by and have a
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: great time.
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  Speaker 1: Why Because fuck you, that's why you made it back.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks guys, we grabbed that dope.
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  Speaker 3: Doe, so sorry. It wasn't about pizza or running numbers Wallame.
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  Speaker 1: My first question to all of you folks is does
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  Speaker 1: anyone else feel like missed opportunities for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the next four seasons, that Sophia didn't get a new
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  Speaker 1: purse and that we don't see them eating soup every
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  Speaker 1: minute of every day for the rest of the series,
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  Speaker 1: like I feel like with a light.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I it all got delivered at once.
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  Speaker 3: The throne of soup.
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  Speaker 2: And how do you get back? How do you get
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  Speaker 2: back from la without your plane tickets which were obviously
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: in their purses?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, back then, because it wasn't on your phone.
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  Speaker 3: App sweet talk someone. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't have your IDs, you don't have anything.
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  Speaker 2: Thing.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't need an I D back in the day
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  Speaker 1: to the tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you need it to get the ticket printed at
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  Speaker 4: the counter?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a different time.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's nineteen eighty eight. Use a time machine and call us. Yeah,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: let us know.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Great Scott, all right, cool, that was awful. I'll never
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: do that again.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: So grab that dough was a mixture of let's make
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: a deal doubledare and just random trivia through line.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, and it was all like high school or lower
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: grade level questions too, Like every question they asked I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: knew the answer to, except the Secretary of State. Yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: it's just like, sorry, is this celebrity Jeopardy? Is that
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: why this is so easy? Anyway?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Why did they make the celebrity shows are always so
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: much easier? Like I was watching Celebrity we just.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Thing and it's probably in their contract so they don't
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: want Yeah, and that too.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to win money for this charity, don't
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: maybe even stupid.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Even celebrity wheel of Fortune, it's a little easier, and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I would like, but it's you're just guessing letters. You
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: don't really have to make the puzzles easy. But they're shorter,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: they're really simple concepts, and it's like god, but it is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: It's for charity. Yeah, that's true.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was watching a celebrity Wheel of Fortune where
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: they're like, what's before and after? Like and even after
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: they explained it, they still weren't getting it. It's like
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: you've never watched Wheel of so I've.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Never been on a real live game show. I don't
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: know if any of you guys have no but I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: came close ones because Disney for a time had Millionaire
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: play it and they would select like ten people a
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: day or something to do who wants to be a millionaire,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: And then there were prizes that you could win, Like
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I have a set of pins amongst my pins on
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the wall back there that are like for the questions
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I got right, And I'll tell you what I did
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: not get as far as like my intelligence should have
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: got me, because it's a whole different thing when like
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: hundreds of people in an auditorium are staring at you
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: under the like stage lighting and ship.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Still my little.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Chubby twenty something body and this like awkward chair too,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: like everyone's just looking at me, like settling as a shape. Yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: it was fucking hard, so but not high school history
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: hard anyway, whatever.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Eddie, have you been on a game show?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I have not? No, Okay, I thought you would have
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: hosted a version of Family Feud in high school.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: That's fun for.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Like a cow tour.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: It's just everybody, We're all the pinky rings and give
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: me here.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: That was why he did it, just to kid, the
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: only reason I did it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I might go host Family Feud right now?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: You just did it just for.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: We were it was part of it. We were in
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: like I was in the leadership class, and what they
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: would do is they would do different fundraising things for
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: the school. Well, so they put on a game show
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: for the school and it was Family Feud and they
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: had like the set, like a like a makeshift set
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: of Family Feud, and I hosted.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Did you write questions or you were just the host?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: H No, the whole class wrote the questions and then
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I hosted because he had to do surveys. He had
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: to take surveys school because the survey says, and so
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that's what we did in the auditor.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Oh there any video that I bet that's awesome.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Not that I have, I'm sure somebody recorded.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone with like the fucking giant.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Question about wrestling, and Eddie's like, oh god, you didn't
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Idiots, Come on, idiot.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: The things my dad filmed.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: School Express was just like idiot.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Fucking Anyway, Well, do you guys want to play your
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: own version of Grab that Dough? Yeah? No cash included? Okay, great, great,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: all right, everybody, we are using our multi buzz app
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: one more time. Thanks to Aaron Randolph for the intro
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to that beautiful thing. Let's get started. What happens to
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the women on their journey?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't know she was done asking?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I was she was.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe Eddie and speak Kristen. We're off
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to a fucking start. I'm ready.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: What is it they had? They lost their luggage and
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: had their purses stolen, and then they missed their hotel.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Their hotel rooms got given away.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's good. We're gonna skip the next question,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna Eddy two must gave too much.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Well that I thought that encompass was a pretty open question. Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I well, because I said it's fine, it's fine. Okay,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: all right, that's fine.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Great questions for grab that dough.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. I'm not resetting their buzzers, Gina, you'll get
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: this next day. Just kidding. That's punitive and it's not
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your fault that you're you're an asshole. I'm yeah, all right.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Next question, how much does the front desk clerk charge
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the women to sleep in the bobby? I hadn't finished
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the questions.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, it's gonna be up.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: To the other two ladies. All right, here, you know
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: what fuck it Like you've got that confidence, let.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Him have it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I I mean to say, because you're like.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: A brother to me, but like you're coming in with
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: big dick energy, which is going to keep giving you points. Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well there we go. So first three questions, Eddie, wait.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Till you called on me? Just answered.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not even mad at it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: That's how you win. That's how you win in game.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Show ling okay, and going forward, and my learning as
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a quiz master for returning guests from prior seasons is
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: just if you could please wait till you're sure I
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: finished the question. But otherwise, good job. You're killing it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Your awkward pauses make it impossible to tell thank you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry the first question. First question, you can't
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: understand the.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: First question and was such an awkward pause we all
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: waited too long. And then the second time, like, well
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I got she obviously finished the question earlier than we
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: all thought, so I jumped in and hit the buzzer
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: on the second question.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Look, I will take the note. I'm not gonna shit
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: on you because some of your other shows you get
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: shipped on enough.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: We're just got out of my mouth. Or ship at all.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Just know I will not ship in the same room
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: as you, Eddie Pens.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Listen to appreciate that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll read this next question better. I'll work on
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: my vocal inflection best. All right, what was the name
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: of the game show that Sophia was on in Sicily?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: And who was the host? Kristen? Because you didn't reset
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the buzzer but you Okay, anyone but Kristen can buzz it.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Anyone but Kristen can.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know, all.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Right, Kristen, go ahead, got me all jacked? All right,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Kristin was first. So what was the name of the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: game show that Sofia was on in Sicily? And who
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: was the host? Okay, I can't do you know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Kristin limit, but I guess gets this one?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: What but you had it?
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: I did, but then we were laughing and talking and
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I lost it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Her notes are so jumbled, she lost it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I want to see your notes someday, like I just
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: want to see the page. I'm scared. All right, We're
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: gonna give Kristin the point because it's fine. I'm I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a benevolent, very generous today. Oh yeah, you know, I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: wearing real pants. So sorry, Eddie, I'm not so fat anymore.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I can't comfortably sit in jeans in my house, So
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I have jeans on today.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: And it's like, gradually I thought you had the aspect
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: of pants on.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna make you guys aspect and then
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ship it to you. But I'm gonna ship
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: it before I send your golden girls stuff.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: You're welcome. Okay, get it in two years.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, So that was point Kristin on that one.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: And just so you know what was the answer was
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the game show was called torture and almost Mussolini with.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: The with the lightning, the real lightning.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here we go. Next question all buzzers
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: or reset? Which man is Blanche having an erotic dream about?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I missed it? Mm hm.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Oh ho, Javier, no good thing.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You had, no idea Kristin might get it now.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Fernando, Fernando, Fernando, not the feathers.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Can you hear the drums from that saved me from singing?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Do you hear the drums? Fernando? Yeah? I was about
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to when no one was going to get it, but yeah, okay,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: all right, so we'll give that to Kristin. But wow,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that was a You guys carried each other across that
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: finish line. All right, and resent these buzzers and let's go.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: All right? According to Rose and the hotel pamphlet, how
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: many blocks is it to the studio?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Damn?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Gina Wells is awesome. You're just after Kristin.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Thirty nine blocks?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yep, thirty nine.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I was like thirty nine or thirty eight because I
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: did not write that down.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: So Jesus Christ, superstar amount of blocks. I can't see
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: that number without going thirty nine.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm Res're welcome. Oh my god, all right, here
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: we go speak have Clark Gable? What was the name
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: of his co star in the nineteen thirty four Kapa
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: classic It happened one night, Yes, Kristen.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: What about Colbert Cold?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I can never pronounce her last not right, That's fine,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you said it right, truly. I padded this in because
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I thought, with Eddie's love of old movies that he
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: might get a point. But he started off so strong
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't a silent comedy.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I love that movie unless it's Marvel. He goes silent
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: movies and then Marvel.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got Clark Gable and the under shirt, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: the sales for undershirts exploded. Oh like the wife beaters
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: fun fat.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I don't know what they're actually called.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: That's what I call them, and I know that's improper.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, I under sure.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It was just fun fact about high school, Aaron. It
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: was the fat in high school to wear like, Oh,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it a wife beater because that's what
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: we called it. Then a wife beater tank and then
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: like a darker bra like a leopard or like a
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: red or a black, so you looked a little sluttie.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: But then you'd throw like a flannel or like you'd
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: steal your dad's like work shirt over a little bit up.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: That's your life. Welcome to the nineties, Eddie. Do you
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: have a joke in there? You look like you were
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: waiting to say something awful?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Acting pensive.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Eddie, pensive Pence. What is the name of the game
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: show host that makes Roses Ovaltine boil Gina Wells is awesome?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Guy Corbyn?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, muh, you want to give us like a little
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: score tally right now, Kristen. Yeah, the optics are in
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: your favor for this.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Aaron has zero point yeah, Gina, that's one.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Eddie has three and I have four.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Edie, great kids, you got this.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking do this. What does guy say he arranged
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: special for the ladies? Mm hmm, Gina, wells is awesome?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Ground coffee and prune Danish?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fresh prune Danish?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: All right, poor Gina. It's cute how you guys are
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: taking turns answering chunks of questions.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: We discussed beforehand. You take one to or three? You
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: take fourth?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Your sick? Yeah? What are the call station letters on
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the building? Was that it?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Eddie pants Hey s f TV?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kass f TV. Good work, Eddie, well done.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Did you write it down?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Now? That's stuck in my head for some reason.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Well, we saw it three times, which I was prepared
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: with that number because these two like to complain when
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I choose written things.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I knew it was a question because when I said that,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Aaron just went, I know, and I had my head down.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, I am not one.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That's cool, unlaced. I hate you all?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Have you?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: What did Rose get voted most likely to do? In
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Saint Olave, Kristen was.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: First most likely to be stuck in a tuba.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want it like her head, like what do
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: we mean right?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: What part I mean they're but they're not that bad?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Was like six, because then it's her whole lot.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Like and it's it in the horn part or the
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: part you wear like I understand.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: All right, next question, buzzers are so here we go.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: According to Sophia, Dorothy's the biggest disappointment to hit the
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: streets since what mm hmm.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: You know well's AMC pacer. Yes, the AMC plus shutter
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: streaming pacer.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I love when they have old timey car jokes because
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: they're just like or like old classic concentration episodes, like
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: so many cars don't exit like thet anyway. All right, everybody,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: it's time for next line. Please, So I'm going to
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: read you the line and you say the next line
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that happens as best you can. I'm not a monster,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: all right, better late than mm hmm, damn Christens, so fast,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Kristen pregnant, Yes, fragmant that's it is so good.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: That's a great lie, like the pregnant. All right, Two
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: questions left it's still almost anyone's game. Not really, Okay,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: guy says that Dorothy should make quite a haul with
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: those meat hooks. But how much money does she actually get? Oh,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Eddie Pence? Yeah, holy shit, you're a formidable opponent and
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you don't even take notes.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you take any notes?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Addie took one? I took one note?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: What was your one note?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Fry Quick?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Where did delivery en?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It's perfect? Okay, Well you'll be sad to hear this
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: last question.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Then, isn't.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Sorry about that?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: How much did Sophia is Love and Forgiveness cost Dorothy Kristen?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Fifty dollars? Yes, all right, Kristin. Though, really it's like
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: having my dad be the banker and monopoly. You're not
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: sure if it's truthful or not.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: What are this?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. My dad doesn't always good.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Aaron has zero, Gina got three and he got five
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: and I got seven?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Was close?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That last one?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Super close? Yeah?
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I should have I should have laid down what was
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: the name of the frme Quick Lifetime Supplas soup?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Oh shit? Oh god? Do you have some trivia on
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: this one?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: For us?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Is some of it? About the annoying lady that I
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: remembered how much I hated.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not really. We can talk about it though, that's fine.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: James mackerel was Guy Corbyn. He hosted the game Game
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: and his kids. Lucy Lee Flippin was Nancy. I believe
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: that was the hotel desk lady.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: She was Helena in the nineteen seventy five production of
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Midsummer Night Dream. So don't go see that one, Aaron.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: If you hate her, well, I don't hate her as
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: an actress, but she played that kind of role a lot.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: She played the annoying, like insane, that's in't the Mills
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: kind of person in like all her little character roles,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: So it just annoyed me.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Kelly Andris was Tiffany the basically the van of White.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: She was Susie Q in the movie Hunter. Charles Green
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: was Willard.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: He was in Murdo Murdal.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Was that the cop.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: He was? No, he was the.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: PA one of the Kathlin brothers.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the brothers.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Ken Smolk was the policeman. He was in Halloween Tune
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: and die Hard too. He was a sequel man. Oh wow.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Craig Schaeffer was the stage manager. He was in Stripes
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: and Knight of the Creeps. Dan O'Shannon was uncredited as
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: a contestant. He was a producer for Modern Family, Fraser
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and Cheers after this.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, he's the richest of all of them.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: That's right. The nine hundred dollars they won in nineteen
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: eighty eight is about today money, twenty five hundred dollars,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: so it's not bad. The hand gesture that guy does
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: is a nod to Betty's late husband Alan Ludden, who
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: hosted Password And as we know, Betty White was on
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: many game shows.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: All of them.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Blanche's reference to the nude picks is a reference to
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Vana White appearing in Playboy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Rose calls Gene Raver attractive. She was on Match Game
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: with him often, so many times.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: They mentioned Angie Dickinson. She was an actress. She was
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: in Ocean's Eleven, Dressed to Kill, many other films. They
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: mentioned the game show Tattle Tales. That was the one
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: where celebrity couples talked about their personal lives. And the
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: AMC Pacer was not popular because it was too big,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: not fuel efficient, and too ugly. Eddie did you have an?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I did not have an.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: That's all I have.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: guess you want to hear about the villain?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Now, Yes, who was our villain? Was it Rose?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But I mean I think we all know why I
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: was pushing when I was like, I think Eddie's a blanche.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Should we go with the guest? Let's go Rose is
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the least defensive, but I will spin my tail anyway.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: So first off, I just want to say she gets
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: through the show and she's fine. She's a little grumpy
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: when they like switch people, like she says cut the ball,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and like we see a little little anger but like
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: a little sass. But it's not too bad until her
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: friend who the four of them went there to win something.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: The four of them went to win and her friend
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and her other friend win and they've said they're gonna share,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and she's so fucking angry. She sits there and she's
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: just got this like bitch face on. And then when
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: guy turns to the losers and says like, hey, you're
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: gonna get a game, and da da da, she's like
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: still making that stink face. Like she smelled a fart,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: she's got terrible sportsmanship. She's just acting like a total bitch.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: But here's actually where I think she's the villain, because
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I think she's a psychopath because all this sudden they
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: walk in the door and she's fucking cheerful. We made
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: up on the plane. What a fun trip we had.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: She's a psychopaths, that's nuts. You can't turn on a
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: dime like that. It is not that long of.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: A flay bipolar.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then this sociopath gets in the tub with
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: her friend who does not want to share a bath
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: with her.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: What the yeah from someone?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fat, so that's my fault. But like even
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: if I was skinny, I don't fit in a tub
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: with another grown woman.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm just say that. Yeah, you know how to
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: use them.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: So Rose, fuck you take a bath by yourself. Don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: be a bitch. Be nice to your friends.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care how friendly we are. I'm not
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: sharing a bath, Like I need some peace and quiet
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: for twenty minutes.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. I'm mad that I have to
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: like get into the shower with Abby sometimes to like
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: probably cleaner. I certainly don't want to marinate in her
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: filth in a.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Bathroub bath yea gs gross?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: You don't never like a relaxing bath.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: No, I hate path because then you have the shower
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: to get clean after the bath.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you do it like the Japanese do and
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: they shower and clean themselves and then they take a
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: bath or do the saunas or shower.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just don't who has that kind of tone?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I have ninety eight podcasts. I can't pause. I can't.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I can't showers.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I'm podcasting from the shower. I can't. Oh wait, ye
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Live in the Power podcast, make a salad.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been living wrong.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Just hear like a whatever.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: EDI's Oh my god, it's so good.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Did you guys love this episode?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was a good one.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I love a good one episode because there's a couple
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: of memorable lines.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Like the pregnant line, killed line, that's my favorite.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Was the other one you need hooks? Yeah hook Yeah? Well,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've got such a busy day and you're
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: going to be back next week, Eddie, probably right.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: On the corner.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: It feels like it's.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: It feels like it's in a couple of minutes.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. Where can our listeners that don't already
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: know where they can find you find you?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: You can find me on patreon dot com The Ralph
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Report with Ralph Garman. I also have another podcast called
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Not Today, which is also on Patreon or anywhere else
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: you get your podcasts with my partner Jen Sturger. And
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: hopefully someday I'll be back with Jerry Roach doing the Ramble.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: That's right, God, damn it, you will be.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: You'll feel better Jen too.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: We love you, Jen.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, everyone, just feel better.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Everyone, Just don't do it. The thing is, don't do
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: a podcast with me or you'll get deathly ill.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Bully, sh Eddie get the oh?
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Okay?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Well, Ralph almost had a heart attack in November, Jerry's
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: got stage four cancer, and we don't know what's wrong
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: with Jen. So just don't podcast with me. You guys
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: are all in trouble. I would go to the doctor
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: immediately after this podcast. Yes, go to the doctor right now.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Christy, Christy, you're Christie now.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Chris, you're getting dementia.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: No longer has a uterus. That's Eddie's fault. And I
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: had I had exploratory uterine surgery to check for cancer.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: So it's probably also Eddie's fault and Gina's dad is sick.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I'm la intolerant. That might be.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Oh see she poops if she eats, Eddie.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: You chose to have me on. This is the consequences.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Eddie Pence is the modern like typhoid Mary.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Really not even sorry.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: You know you're sorry, you know what you're on you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna get you a sticker. You'll be like
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: when you go into Disneyland and it says Disneyland has
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: used his chemicals known to cause cancer. We'll just put
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: a little stick.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: No problem.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's perfect, all right, tattoo. Fuck, thanks thanks for
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: coming by to infect us all. I can't. I'll see
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you next week in a few minutes.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: It's just meabye sorry, I was away. I got the cheesecake,
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: My got any coke zero all show because it's his favorite.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Oh thank you you careful though the.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Days are number now, Abby, that you're on this podcast
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: with me, Just know, just know that I.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Can't say if only right, that's not we're Abby. She's
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: like her little special needs kid.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Now, it's that's why you brought her on. You're trying
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: to get rid of her. You knew your podcasting.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: With me, God damn. Like, don't forget Abby. We goes
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: the doctor. Okay, bye bye and