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DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich time for drunk dials. Uh, this
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  Speaker 1: is where we give out the phone number for you
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  Speaker 1: to write down. It's six two eight eight eight nineteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty three. Call that number. If you're drunk, leave us
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  Speaker 1: a message, or if someone's hitting on you and they're
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  Speaker 1: bothering you give them that number. Also, you can reach
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  Speaker 1: us with the talkback feature on the free iHeartRadio, but
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  Speaker 1: just tap the microphone.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, morning, I wanted to tell you about something
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  Speaker 2: embarrassing that happened last night. I was at a work
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  Speaker 2: event and I got I had a couple of too
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  Speaker 2: many drinks. I was like super nervous because I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to network.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not good at it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just like a bit.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to the bathroom and I started giving
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  Speaker 3: myself like.
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  Speaker 2: A pep talk in the mirror, and I like, I
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  Speaker 2: like pep talking.
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  Speaker 3: Myself for god like ten minutes, like really talking myself
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  Speaker 3: up and like, and then did not even realize that
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  Speaker 3: like my boss had been in the stall and had
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  Speaker 3: been cheap dated until I was done to come out.
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  Speaker 2: It was so awkward.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, hey, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, good, I'm fine, everything good. Yaha,
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  Speaker 2: it was so embarrassing. Yeah, I should not drink at
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  Speaker 2: work of that city floor.
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  Speaker 1: All right, bye, that's embarrassing. You know every morning when
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  Speaker 1: I do my routine in the morning, like I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the hot tub and there's you know.
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  Speaker 4: It's quiet, it's dark, and I talk out loud.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I sometimes I think it's so embarrassing if
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  Speaker 1: someone was to hear me, like if someone go, what
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  Speaker 1: did you say?
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 6: Do you feel like speaking it out loud makes it
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  Speaker 6: more official instead of just doing it in your head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do it in my head also, and
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  Speaker 1: I do it a lot, and then I write it down,
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  Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm really covering on my basis,
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  Speaker 1: so everything comes true.
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  Speaker 4: And nothing has really see I don't know what's next.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe make a video.
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  Speaker 7: And anyone else can sees about riches minto question how
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  Speaker 7: many calories and a pound a pound of what?
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  Speaker 4: That's a good question. Oh man, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 4: A good question because the calories in a question.
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  Speaker 1: If there's calories and a pound of cheese, that's different
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  Speaker 1: than calories and a pound of.
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  Speaker 5: About a pound, like how many calories and a pound
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  Speaker 5: in human bott in?
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  Speaker 7: What oh, you didn't say that we have calories in
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  Speaker 7: us Okay, so it says how many calories are in
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  Speaker 7: a pound between thirty four hundred and thirty seven hundred calories,
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  Speaker 7: So actually any answer would probably.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think that's that coffusic.
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  Speaker 4: Is it that?
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  Speaker 7: But I think she's a what did she say fifteen hundred?
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  Speaker 5: No, she said one hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's funny that that question which is going to
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  Speaker 1: happen Rich when you took on this assignment. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: That question every now and then. There's lots of people
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  Speaker 1: that messaged about that question.
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  Speaker 5: Life of life of its own, somebody, life of a
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  Speaker 5: showgirl also true.
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  Speaker 8: Tough for you, Hey, Rich, I want to know what
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  Speaker 8: can question that is the one with how many calories in.
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  Speaker 5: One pounds?
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  Speaker 8: Because how many calories and one pound of what?
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe that person that called should have won, because that's
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  Speaker 8: a weird question, dude, Bye, have.
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  Speaker 5: A good day.
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  Speaker 4: Weird to watch.
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  Speaker 1: She's right, because you don't know if you're saying how
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  Speaker 1: many calories are in a pound of cheese or how
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  Speaker 1: many polories calories are in a pound of lettuce.
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  Speaker 5: I guess that's true if you look at it like
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  Speaker 5: that still wrong though, Yes, no, l Ashley.
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  Speaker 8: I just liked that question so much.
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  Speaker 5: It woke me up last night.
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  Speaker 4: Really I think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you chew out rich by the way, the girl
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  Speaker 1: that get when the person that got that wrong, it's
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  Speaker 1: not like they got it wrong.
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  Speaker 4: If they would have got it right, they would have won.
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  Speaker 4: Right there. It was it. It was pretty early on.
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  Speaker 4: It was a fortune question number nine. But anyway, hey.
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  Speaker 9: Guys, I think I screwed myself with Christmas gifts. But
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  Speaker 9: it's my own doing. Like I did this to myself.
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  Speaker 4: I spent years like telling.
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  Speaker 9: All my friends and family that I don't want anything
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  Speaker 9: for Christmas, and so they're like, okay, great, no problem,
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  Speaker 9: we won't get you anything. And then I don't get anything.
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  Speaker 9: And it's not that I don't want anything. I just
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  Speaker 9: don't want to be like this is the exact present
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  Speaker 9: I want, Please get this for me, Like that feels lame,
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  Speaker 9: and so then I just end up with no Christmas
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  Speaker 9: gifts and it sucks. Like I want Christmas gifts, I
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  Speaker 9: just don't want to tell people what you get me.
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  Speaker 5: So what do I do?
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  Speaker 6: I think when they ask you you just say whatever
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  Speaker 6: you think, whatever you would like I would probably like,
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  Speaker 6: or maybe something like that, because then you're still saying
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  Speaker 6: you would like the gift. But if you say you
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  Speaker 6: don't want a gift and they don't give you a gift,
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  Speaker 6: it's kind of like they're just doing what you ask.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't be mad at that.
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  Speaker 4: Just say the gift you want.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I need new socks, and I was just gonna
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  Speaker 1: go buy new socks, but now I'm telling my family
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  Speaker 1: get me socks.
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  Speaker 6: But you're pretty particular about your socks, right, no, exactly
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  Speaker 6: what specific?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I need new hiking socks because I hike. Now
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  Speaker 4: you are a hiker, it's who you are. And then
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  Speaker 4: so I don't want anyone to buy them.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to get my socks, but I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go get them, so I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell I'm not going to get them, and we tell, hey,
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  Speaker 1: go get me socks.
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  Speaker 4: That way, I'm happy with it.
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  Speaker 7: That's great.
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  Speaker 6: That makes it easy for your family for Christmas gifts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, now, guess what on my birthday, Kyle will
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  Speaker 1: give me socks.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't dare get you socks.
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  Speaker 6: You're so particular about your socks.
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  Speaker 4: No, you always listen to what people are saying.
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  Speaker 6: They're hiking socks.
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  Speaker 1: These aren't the right hiking You said something that THO
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  Speaker 1: all ago, and I was like, that's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: good present for her. Now I don't remember what it was.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, because you got to find the little
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  Speaker 1: the little clues of people's stuff. That's what I've learned
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  Speaker 1: from Kyle, how to get a good present anyway. That's
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  Speaker 1: the drunk down line six two eighty eight eight nineteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty three