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Set 1: The Reverse "One Table" · Stugotz and Company

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 2: Stu Gatz.
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you, Bruce, there's a good
• 0:03
  Speaker 3: chance I'd be high anyway.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Woo!
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  Speaker 4: And I'm wondering how the football weekend was. Were you
• 0:07
  Speaker 4: able to watch it? Wow, what happened?
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm tired of him.
• 0:12
  Speaker 4: I'm serious.
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: In company. We are mother shuckers, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Woo!
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  Speaker 1: Bruce, does Faison Brandon's name sound like it's on backwards?
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  Speaker 4: No doubt.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: It's time to get your.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: It's time to get your racket to get the all boat,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: the all boat.
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  Speaker 3: You got nothing right there.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: This is not going well.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: This is Stu Gotts and company.
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  Speaker 4: Stu back to you.
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  Speaker 3: We will get to if the season ended today here
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: in just a minute. One of the things we did
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: not discuss yesterday was Camario Taylor.
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Taylor, Taylor. What is going on with Kamario Taylor?
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: Tell me, please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for Mississippi State fans today because
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Kamario Taylor was like a shooting star across the SEC
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: where everybody was talking about Mississippi State for the first
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  Speaker 1: time since probably the Dak Prescott era where that Mississippi
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: State team was a top five team in the country.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: They were finally having their moment in the sun, and
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: then it comes out yesterday from Pete Thamel. Sources say...
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: Mississippi State star quarterback Camario Taylor will miss the rest
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: of the season as he faces surgery on his injured toe.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor has an appointment today to get his toe checked
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  Speaker 1: out by a specialist and could have surgery as early
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  Speaker 1: as tomorrow. He's expected to make a full recovery.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Nice knowing you, Mississippi State.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're a Mississippi State fan today, I
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: think you are questioning life because you don't have too
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  Speaker 1: many moments to get excited about Mississippi State sports.
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And you finally have your quarterback. And I think if
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: you're a Mississippi State fan today, you're asking yourself, have
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  Speaker 1: we seen the last of Kamario Taylor? Because I would
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: not be surprised if he's not in Starkville next year.
• 1:54
  Speaker 4: Let me answer that question. They have seen the last
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  Speaker 4: of Kamario Taylor.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody seems to think that he's... He grew up a
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  Speaker 5: Mississippi State fan. That's always where he wanted to go,
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  Speaker 5: that it's not about all the other stuff. As a
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  Speaker 5: matter of fact, I would say that if he comes
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  Speaker 5: out and says, I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying at
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  Speaker 5: Mississippi State, the fact that he's out the rest of
• 2:19
  Speaker 5: the year could actually help Mississippi State because it will
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  Speaker 5: make him the destination for some players in the portal
• 2:26
  Speaker 5: that go, you know what? I'd like to play with
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  Speaker 5: that guy. And then maybe next year they build a
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  Speaker 5: little something and they can make a run.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it's easier for Kamario Taylor to
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere that has a legitimate shot of winning a
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  Speaker 3: national championship than trying to convince all these kids to
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  Speaker 3: come to Starkville, Mississippi to play for Mississippi State.
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  Speaker 1: Mikey, what you have to realize... Mississippi State is never
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  Speaker 1: a destination for people.
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  Speaker 3: Not even with that quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a destination for me or you or most
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  Speaker 5: of the other people. But if you grew up in
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  Speaker 5: the area and you're like, that's where I want to play,
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: I want to go to Mississippi State, Dak Prescott's my hero,
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  Speaker 5: whatever the lineage is, then maybe it is. And if
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  Speaker 5: he says, I want to stay, he is good enough
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  Speaker 5: to make them better in the long term than– you know,
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  Speaker 5: they are bad enough to make him leave.
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  Speaker 4: Mikey, we all grow up and we're fans of certain teams.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a nice story to, to play for the
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  Speaker 3: team that you grew up being a fan of. But
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  Speaker 3: the one thing universally we're all fans of two things, money,
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  Speaker 3: and winning. Yeah. And if he can get those two
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  Speaker 3: things elsewhere, Camario Taylor is leaving the school that he loves.
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  Speaker 1: I think there is some truth there to what Mikey's
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  Speaker 1: saying though, where Camario Taylor grows up right down the
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  Speaker 1: street from Mississippi state.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't really question if Mississippi state's going to
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  Speaker 1: have the funds to be able to keep Camario Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: I think where Mississippi state runs into problems is if
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  Speaker 1: you allocate as much resources as it's needed to keep
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  Speaker 1: somebody like Camario Taylor in Do you have enough money
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of your roster? And then that's where
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  Speaker 1: it becomes a tricky situation.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: He takes up the entire cap.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe we're talking about this in college football
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  Speaker 3: in 2026.
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  Speaker 1: Also, this Oregon State receiver that's setting all these numbers
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: this season as a freshman who comes out and he
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  Speaker 1: has the press conference announcing he's returning.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's something fishy there. If I had to
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  Speaker 1: bet right now, he's not at Oregon State week one
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  Speaker 1: next season.
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  Speaker 4: Does this wide receiver have a name? Jesse LeGray, I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So you have him leaving as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is an entire PR stunt, him
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  Speaker 1: coming out and saying that he's re-signing with Oregon State.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: I think if Oregon State's coach leaves, because Oregon State
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: has been a surprise this season, and if their coach,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Marcus Schumacher, Who's their coach? Marcus Shepard? Jamarcus Shepard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If Jamarcus Shepard gets a bigger offer this year, he's
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  Speaker 1: going to be leaving Oregon State, and I think that's
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Legree's chance to say, I wanted to commit. The coach left.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave now, so see you later.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: More likely at the same school next year, Kamario Taylor
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  Speaker 2: or that wide receiver?
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  Speaker 4: That wide receiver. Kamario Taylor's gone. Kamari Go Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Kamari No Taylor.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's gone. And why wouldn't he leave? And
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  Speaker 3: Starksville and Mississippi State should just be happy that for
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: a fleeting moment, for four games, they were relevant. Let's
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: get to if the.
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  Speaker 4: Season ended today. You had more there, Mikey? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I do have more there, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Turn the music off.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: I got to turn the music off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kamario Taylor with the turf toe injury?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think turf toe might be the worst name injury
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  Speaker 1: in sports.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Kamari toe.
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  Speaker 2: Easily.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: It's easily the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Kamari toe.
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  Speaker 3: Don't repeat the joke. I had to stop.
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  Speaker 5: I had to stop mid-sentence because it was like.
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  Speaker 2: A bad smell that hit me.
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  Speaker 3: The T in Taylor stands for turf toe.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, nothing about turf toe sounds like remotely serious. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds like something you get from like walking barefoot in
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  Speaker 1: your backyard. Not an injury that could sideline a professional
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  Speaker 1: athlete for months.
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  Speaker 4: I will tell you this.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you, but I have had several professional
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  Speaker 3: athletes tell me they've experienced turf toe.
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  Speaker 4: And it's as painful as anything they've ever experienced.
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  Speaker 1: It's the PR. Turf Toe needs to undergo PR. Where
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  Speaker 1: if you called it planter plate rupture, everybody's like, oh,
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: my God, that sounds life threatening. Rupture?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Yes. No. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Rupture sounds worse than broken.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Put it on the poll. Does a ruptured anything
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  Speaker 3: sound worse than a broken anything?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the word turf or toe?
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  Speaker 4: It's toe, right?
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  Speaker 1: It's turf.
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  Speaker 3: It just doesn't come off as a menace.
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  Speaker 1: It's the combination of the two?
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  Speaker 3: They're playing a menacing sport. They tackle each other for
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  Speaker 3: a living. They hit each other very, very hard. And
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  Speaker 3: it just feels like he got his toe stuck in
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  Speaker 3: the turf. And so it's not, yes.
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  Speaker 5: I have grass finger. It's the same thing. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 5: it just doesn't sound right.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say grass finger? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Turf toe, grass finger.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not repeating the joke. I understood where you were
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  Speaker 3: going there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Camario, it is. Turf toe, put it on
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  Speaker 4: the poll. Does turf toe have bad PR?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Can I ask you guys another question before we get
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  Speaker 5: to if the season ended today?
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: I have like a reverse one table in my mind
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  Speaker 5: that I've been trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Let's talk it out.
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  Speaker 5: If two places were offering the same guy a table
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  Speaker 5: and he had to pick them and he had to
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  Speaker 5: pick which table he go to.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Does Michael Irvin go to the table in Miami or
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  Speaker 5: the table in Dallas?
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 4: I see what you're doing here, but why would he
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  Speaker 4: be kind of a reverse?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have them in two cities trying to
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  Speaker 3: get two reservations in two separate cities.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: Well, It's as opposed to them picking which person gets it.
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  Speaker 2: The person is picking which table he wants.
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  Speaker 4: Well, picking which restaurant he wants to go into.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So you have, like, again, you have, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: Aikman Steakhouse in Dallas. And you have Toretto's Steakhouse in Miami,
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  Speaker 3: although it's in the Heisman House. Which one would Michael
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  Speaker 3: choose to go to? It's odd that he would have
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  Speaker 3: two reservations. One in Dallas, one in Miami. That's all
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying. We're talking it out, though. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, Michael flies off the handle a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think this is even a debate. He's not
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  Speaker 1: going to Dallas. He's going to Miami. Look how much
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  Speaker 1: time Michael Irvin spends in Miami.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: He was there last night.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in Philadelphia in Jerry's box, but we
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: don't see him on Dallas Cowboys' sidelines during games.
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: Well, they won't let him.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: We see Michael Irvin on all fours barking like a dog,
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  Speaker 1: cheering on Malachi Toney and Darian Mensah.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's not happening in the NFL, but it can
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: happen in college because he's a legend there.
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: I think he does prefer Miami. It's a ridiculous game.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to ask him.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, but it has to be two restaurants in
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  Speaker 3: the same city.
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  Speaker 4: So he's in Miami.
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: And he has to choose between Sapp's Steakhouse and Toretto's Steakhouse.
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  Speaker 4: Which one is he going with? You know? Or if
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: he's in Dallas, it's got to be Emmett's or Troy's.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what I'm asking.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Yes. Well, no, but you have them making reservations and
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  Speaker 3: clamoring for a reservation in two cities that are separated
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: by 3,000 miles. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Urban doesn't clamor for a reservation.
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  Speaker 4: He just gets it.
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  Speaker 5: Michael Urban walks in and he gets the one table
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  Speaker 5: in 99% of the country.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: But, Mikey, to play your game your way, I know
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: what Mikey's doing. It would be like Charles Barkley. He's
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: got two reservations, one in Philadelphia, one in Phoenix. Which
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: one does Charles Barkley go to?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But why would he have a reservation? Again, I'm getting
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: bogged down on the details, your minor details, but why?
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: Someone help me.
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: Why is there only one table? Don't pull that thread.
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: You're just going to wind up going somewhere you don't
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  Speaker 5: need to go.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: No, there's one table because it's a very popular spot
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  Speaker 3: in town, and he only has one table left.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: And if these are the people that are walking in,
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: somebody who made a reservation six months ago and has
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: been waiting, some accountant, is getting kicked out. Sorry.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Irvin needs that table.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: But if I make a reservation in Boca, I'm not
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: also making a reservation in, you know, I don't know,
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Colorado Springs.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: It might be a situation where you make two reservations
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: and you're waiting to see where you want to take
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: your vacation. So that could be the scenario.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. All right.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: You have the, you, you booked two of these reservations.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about a trip to Miami. I'm thinking about
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: a trip to Dallas. There are two restaurants. Okay. That's different.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, so at Barkley, I think it's Phoenix. Uh,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: over Philadelphia.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: He went to the finals in Phoenix. He never made
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: it to an NBA finals in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Uh, I I'm guessing Phoenix as well.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Yes. Dan Marley steakhouse Thunderdads. Let's get to if the
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: season ended today. It's a good thought, Mikey.
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• 11:27
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  Speaker 3: Ended today, tradition unlike any other on a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, we'll start here.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: If the season ended today, the Los Angeles Chargers are
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: still on the clock at 0-6.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. They're taking Jeremiah Smith, right?
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I honestly don't know. I mean, I guess.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: I can see Robert Sala talking to the defensive tackle.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: You can't take a quarterback at one if you're in
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: the Chargers.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Well, you can.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not certain they shouldn't. You can take a quarterback
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: at number one. Their quarterback's been absolutely dreadful. But then
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: you're admitting that the quarterback is no longer. He's not
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: your guy anymore. Because you're not taking this guy in
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: the third, fourth round. You're taking him number one overall.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: I would think if they love Herbert the way they
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: say they love Justin Herbert, I would think Jeremiah Smith.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Or they would trade down.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Trade down.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: We'll trade down. Yes.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: We'll trade down.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: They need pieces.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: If the season ended today, the Kansas City Chiefs, surprise, surprise,
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: are still your one seed.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Your two seed.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: It's the Buffalo Bills, and they are hosting the Cincinnati Bengals.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: What a matchup.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Sign me up.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: That's wild card weekend, right? What does that get? Sunday,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: 4 o'clock?
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: That's your Sunday night.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Sunday night.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: That's your Sunday night game. Yes.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: First playoff game in the new Highmark Stadium. I'd go
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: to that game.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: Put me through a table.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: That's all you can think of, the new Highmark Stadium.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: It's Burrow and Josh Allen in Buffalo.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: That's how you christen a new stadium, though, in the playoffs.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: That would be the worst case. Josh Allen just trying
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: to make a Super Bowl.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: He's there.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Last person you want to see coming into your stadium
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: would be Joe Burrow.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Just strolling into your stadium, not giving a bleep about anything.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: In slow motion. Doesn't care about any of it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Somehow Joe Burrow always looks like he's walking in slow motion.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Put it on the poll. Does Joe Burrow always look
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: like he's walking in slow motion? Yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: He comes in, finger guns blazing.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: He don't care. He's made it to a Super Bowl.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: He's not the guy that everyone's talking about has to
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: make it to a Super Bowl.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: He's been there.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Now he has to win one. Josh Allen hasn't even
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: been there. It's the last person Josh Allen wants to
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: see strolling into Highmark Stadium wildcard weekend. I mean, I'd
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: still take the Bills, though.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: With the points?
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: We'll see.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Bills went outright. Buy it up to minus five.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Bills advance.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I love the way you're thinking.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Well, we gave you the Sunday night game, and now
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: your second game. Let's go to Saturday afternoon, where the
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Cleveland Browns host the Pittsburgh Steelers.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yep, that is a Saturday afternoon game, if I've ever
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: heard of one.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: That's your Saturday 4 o'clock.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: No love lost.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: 425.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: When you're out doing things. What's the matchup again?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh-Cleveland.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: So Cleveland's hosting a home playoff game.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable. They have a three-seed.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: They have a three-seed in the AFC. That's amazing.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. It's amazing that they're in first place right now.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Incredible. So the Browns, Deshaun Watson taking on Aaron Rodgers.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: The Steelers come strolling into town.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, Taylor. I don't know.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I would take the Steelers here to win. Just Aaron, playoffs.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Give me the Browns.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not trusting the Browns, even though they're the three
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: seed hosting a home game. I'm still not trusting that team.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Taylor takes the Browns. I take the Steelers. Steelers advance
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: And I don't know. I'm going to put this game.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put this game Saturday night.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Okay. Good enough. All right.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Last game. Yeah.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Jacksonville hosting Denver.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Bo Nix is back. If the season ended today.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: If the season ended.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Defense is good. We don't trust Jacksonville. That's not really
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: a home game. A home game for Jacksonville is in London.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Defense travels, too.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, defense travels. I'd take Denver to win that game.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Bo Nix advances.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I would also pick Denver.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: No love for Trevor Lawrence.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: We just saw this matchup, didn't we, like two weeks
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: ago or a month ago maybe?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Week two.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Hard to beat a team twice, but I think Broncos
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: get it done.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: The Broncos beat them in week two.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: To the NFC. Yes.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Your number one seed, the worst team in the NFC North,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: according to Taylor, the Minnesota Vikings.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: They have the bye.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: This is me just waiting for them to get out
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: of that bye spot so I can fade them.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Yes. Taylor said yesterday, hot take Tuesday, that the Vikings
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: being undefeated is the most shocking thing in the NFL,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: and he thinks they're the worst team in.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: That division, which is crazy.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: They're 6-0.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not certain I disagree. Who are they playing? They're
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: just the one seed.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: They're the buy.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: They're the one seed. Okay, so here's your first matchup.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I'm going to put this Monday night.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: This is the big Monday night.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Wild card weekend.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: The San Francisco 49ers hosting the Green Bay Packers. Wow. Wow.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: This feels like a matchup out of 2002 where I'm
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: going to see Terrell Owens and Jeff Garcia and Brett Favre. Yep.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: But you're not. You're going to see Brock Purdy and
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: all his wide receivers.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Antonio Freeman.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: You're going to see Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffrey on
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: the sidelines on a stationary bike.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I got the Niners if they have enough players healthy.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: They won't. I have the Packers. Wow. Next game.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Next game.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: The Detroit Lions travel to MetLife Stadium to take on
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: the three-seed New York Giants.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: John Harbaugh, coach of the year, three-seed, hosting a playoff game.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: JJ McCarthy getting revenge on the NFC North.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: We should all be rooting for JJ McCarthy to play
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: against the Vikings in the next round. Oh, my God.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. That would be pay-per-view.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the music. It would be. Put it
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: on the poll.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: If JJ McCarthy is a rematch with the Vikings in
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: the playoffs, would you pay to watch it?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Whatever you set the price at, I would double it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And not even think twice about paying it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: What's the matchup again?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Giants-Lions. I've got Giants big. I'm buying in on this
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Giants team.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I have the Lions winning that game. Jared Goff
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: having the best season of his career without Ben Johnson.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Threw that in there anyway a little shot at barn.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Burner yes all right last game yes.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Taylor's carolina panthers are hosting stew's all-time greatest quarterback caleb
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: williams of the chicago bears.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Easy easy peasy depends what carolina panthers you get Well,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: you don't know until the game starts.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: That's the problem.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: You might get the greatest show on turf.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You might get the Buccaneers when they were wearing the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: creamsicle jerseys.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: What happened to you and your love for Ben Johnson?
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: You might.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Listen, you're right. You never know what you're going to
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: get with Carolina. That's why we love them so much.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: That's why they become America's team. But you know what
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: you're getting with Caleb and Ben.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why once Mikey was going through the matchups,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I was thinking in my head what two teams hasn't
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: he said yet. And once I realized that it was
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Panthers and Bears– I knew I was in a something-has-to-give
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: game for me because I love the Queen City. I
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: love the Charlotte Panthers. Love Bryce Young. But, man, Caleb
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Williams and Ben Johnson. My Super Bowl pick right now.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: They were number one on Taylor's power rankings.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: So we're both taking the Bears?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: All right. What a wild card weekend.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No Patriots.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: No Seahawks.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: No Rams.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: None of them.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Think about some of the coaches that made the playoffs
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: if the season ended today and some of the coaches
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: that didn't make the playoffs if the season ended today.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: It's a great wild card weekend.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Where's the music?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, I got to tell you,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I think Bill's Bengals goes Monday night.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: No, Green Bay, San Francisco. They'll buy it just for
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: the logos.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Just for the uniforms?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: They'll take that one just for the logos, yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I guess you're right.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Saturday 425 is going to miss the Texans. I mean.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: The classic T.J.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yates spot. Case Keenum.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I said that about T.J.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yates.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I love T.J.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Yates. Well, because you know if the Texans.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: If Caleb Williams is hurt. Yes. Yes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: And he starts for Chicago. They have to put that
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: at 4 o'clock, right? Just because that's the Case Keenum
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: time slot.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Saturday at 4 o'clock.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Yes. Backups go at 4 o'clock. Yep.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: And if the Texans made it there somehow between the
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: time the season ended.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: And that game, C.J. Straub would get hurt.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: And then it would be our guy who won a
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: floaty last year.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Who was it? Davis Mills?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Mikey, what would the draft order be if the season
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: ended today? Because you would have to imagine.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Chargers won.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chargers are at one. But you'd have to
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: imagine the Jets would be sitting in pole position because
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: They are anyway, Taylor. They have three picks. They can
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: trade up if they want.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that Colts pick keeps getting better every week.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: It's going to get better, but as of right now,
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: it's not as like, oh, my God, as you think
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: it is.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Right now, the Jets would own the 7th, 10th, and
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: 12th pick. Hmm.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: And it'd be great if the Chargers had the number
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: one overall pick. They'd be shopping that pick because they
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: don't want to take a quarterback. The Jets will be
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: sitting in a very good position.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Drew Mestemaker, come on down.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: That's who it's going to be. That's who the first
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: quarterback is going to be. I think the Jets are
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: going to go after C.J.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Carr.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: But your top five in the draft order are Chargers
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: at one, Titans at two, Dolphins at three, Commanders at four.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Houston Texans at five. And the Philadelphia Eagles are picking sixth.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: So the Jets would have to jump ahead of the
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Dolphins if there's a quarterback they truly love, right? And
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: they can because they have the draft capital to do so.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm saying it. The Jets finally did
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: something right. They have draft capital.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see what they do first.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Before, let's.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not saying they're not going to ruin it,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: but at least we have capital.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: As long as we're not. I'm not saying.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: The Jets control the draft.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Yes. We'll trade up to number one to take a guard.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: There's nothing like controlling a draft.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Unless you're the Jets.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Can't wait until they take two corners. Yes.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Thankfully, there's more season to be played. But if the
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: season ended today, that's a doozy of a wild card weekend.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It's a doozy of a wild card weekend.