Latest / bit of a Rambler / 048 Ramble On
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello. My name is Kai, and I am a bit
- 0:02Speaker 1: of a rambler. I like to travel, learn and tell stories.
- 0:07Speaker 1: And today we're gonna ramble on. I am back into
- 0:11Speaker 1: the pickling game. I'm happy to announce I pickled some cabbage,
- 0:16Speaker 1: which smells weirder because cabbage is real farty sometimes, but
- 0:23Speaker 1: it tastes great after it's pickled. Pickled cabbages delicious, but
- 0:27Speaker 1: it's not as good as red onions. And I got
- 0:30Speaker 1: some advice to add some raw garlic clothes in there, which,
- 0:34Speaker 1: woof not it's too spicy raw garlic. I used to
- 0:39Speaker 1: eat raw garlic cloves because I thought it would be
- 0:43Speaker 1: like medicine, but I'm not sure about the science on that.
- 0:48Speaker 1: It just felt like it should be good because they
- 0:51Speaker 1: were such a powerful vegetable. So when I put this
- 0:55Speaker 1: sliced garlic cloves, not a ton, just like a few
- 0:58Speaker 1: little pieces. And then you know, maybe the problem was
- 1:02Speaker 1: that I didn't slice them thin enough, because I really
- 1:04Speaker 1: just cut a few cloves in half and put them
- 1:06Speaker 1: in there to see what would happen. But they didn't
- 1:09Speaker 1: pickle all the way through. They just made the onions
- 1:12Speaker 1: crazy spicy, also with all the Allison. But I love pickling,
- 1:17Speaker 1: except I only got to do it once. And then
- 1:20Speaker 1: the hot plate I'm using in my apartment here, the
- 1:25Speaker 1: wire it's just two wires really that are connecting the
- 1:29Speaker 1: electricity to the heat element, and one of them straight
- 1:32Speaker 1: up just melt it in half and disconnected from the lead.
- 1:39Speaker 1: It melted off the lead into the heat element. And yeah,
- 1:44Speaker 1: so that was disappointing. So I can't really heat up
- 1:47Speaker 1: the vinegar water salt solution anymore to pickle stuff. But
- 1:52Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it because I can definitely repair it.
- 1:58Speaker 1: I'm just thinking if it's worth it to repair, because
- 2:02Speaker 1: I still have the air fryer and that thing is
- 2:04Speaker 1: treating me real well. There's a great supermarket up the
- 2:08Speaker 1: street here, and I have been buying chicken wings, getting
- 2:12Speaker 1: them cut up and then I fry them up with
- 2:16Speaker 1: I've tried two marinades. I've tried the chimney cherry marinade
- 2:21Speaker 1: and the beer barbecue marinade. They're actually like salsas, but
- 2:27Speaker 1: I'm rubbing them on the chicken wings first and then
- 2:29Speaker 1: air frying them and then they turn into this slick
- 2:32Speaker 1: glaze and it's pretty good, but they're not strong enough
- 2:36Speaker 1: strongly flavored enough for me still, so I'm still using
- 2:39Speaker 1: the all spice plus chili pepper spice mixture I have,
- 2:44Speaker 1: which if you ever have like a pouch of spices
- 2:48Speaker 1: and you wish you had a like an easy way
- 2:51Speaker 1: to shake the spices on there, but you don't have
- 2:54Speaker 1: a salt shaker, what works even better, in my opinion,
- 2:57Speaker 1: is a empty plastic drink bottle of any kind. Clean
- 3:03Speaker 1: it out, dry it out, pour the spices in, put
- 3:05Speaker 1: the cap on. I hold a knife over the fire,
- 3:10Speaker 1: and then I poke three holes in the top plastic
- 3:14Speaker 1: cap and then you can shake on as much as
- 3:17Speaker 1: you want. Or what I do is just squeeze the
- 3:19Speaker 1: plastic bottle and it puffs out just a little bit
- 3:22Speaker 1: of the spice mixture, and when it breathes back in,
- 3:25Speaker 1: you're ready for another puff and it's yeah, it's perfect.
- 3:28Speaker 1: That's what they do for all spices in Chinese barbecue,
- 3:32Speaker 1: and pretty much whenever I have spices that I want
- 3:35Speaker 1: to put on food, that's how I deploy the spices
- 3:40Speaker 1: a little diy plastic bottle. I usually use a coke bottle.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I don't know why, but it always, you know, and
- 3:46Speaker 1: maybe no, I'm not even using coke bottle. Now, no,
- 3:49Speaker 1: it was just cocktail drink that I washed and then
- 3:57Speaker 1: put the wash dry, put the spice inside. Poke those
- 4:01Speaker 1: three holes with the tip of a heated knife on
- 4:04Speaker 1: the top of the cap. Works perfectly. Squeeze, squeez, squeeze,
- 4:07Speaker 1: and I get it around. It's perfect for an air fryer.
- 4:09Speaker 1: I throw all my French fries or chicken wings or
- 4:12Speaker 1: whatever I'm cooking in there. The garlic cloves, spray or
- 4:15Speaker 1: puff out a few puffs of spice on top of it,
- 4:20Speaker 1: heat it up perfect. It's better than shaking, honestly, it's
- 4:24Speaker 1: more I don't know. It feels more controlled. Actually, even
- 4:28Speaker 1: though I'm puffing out stuff instead of shaking it on
- 4:32Speaker 1: maybe it just doesn't take as long. Actually, maybe that's
- 4:34Speaker 1: what I like, because I bet the salt shaker is
- 4:36Speaker 1: more controlled. But I don't want to shake from a
- 4:40Speaker 1: height war I don't want to get in there either,
- 4:42Speaker 1: because there's not a lot of room to shake around.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I can go at the perfect height and just puff
- 4:46Speaker 1: out the spices. So that's my word to the wise,
- 4:49Speaker 1: And I'll stop talking about spices and plastic bottles. Now, well,
- 4:53Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. It is the rainy
- 4:55Speaker 1: season here, and it did rain for several days, maybe
- 4:58Speaker 1: a few days, like three or four days, and it
- 5:01Speaker 1: rained super hard for thirty minutes and then I walked
- 5:05Speaker 1: for one hour and then it rained crazy for two hours.
- 5:11Speaker 1: But I got back to my apartment a minute before
- 5:15Speaker 1: it started really coming down. I just felt a few splashes,
- 5:18Speaker 1: but they were big, and I was like, Oh, is
- 5:20Speaker 1: it going to rain again? And then I get in
- 5:22Speaker 1: close my door, turn on my laptop and then bam
- 5:27Speaker 1: and just starts pounding against the streets. But now it's
- 5:30Speaker 1: been four days and I don't think it's rained at all.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Which it's the rainiest season of the month right now
- 5:38Speaker 1: in medi Ian, so I would have expected it to
- 5:41Speaker 1: be raining more, but who knows. And it's nice when
- 5:45Speaker 1: it does rain. But I did get caught in the
- 5:47Speaker 1: rain a couple The last time it rained, it was
- 5:50Speaker 1: coming down like crazy, and I stopped into this sushi
- 5:54Speaker 1: restaurant that's rated five or four point nine really high
- 5:59Speaker 1: rate lot of reviews, I mean enough, I think it
- 6:02Speaker 1: was like seventy six reviews something like that, and I
- 6:05Speaker 1: was like, yeah, okay, that's pretty good. And I didn't
- 6:09Speaker 1: expect a lot from you know, five thousand feet elevation sushi,
- 6:13Speaker 1: you just the ingredients aren't going to be as fresh,
- 6:16Speaker 1: but I figured it'd be fine, and it was horrible.
- 6:22Speaker 1: And maybe that's because, you know, I was so spoiled
- 6:26Speaker 1: after the Panamanian sushi miagi, but this was some terrible
- 6:31Speaker 1: sushi if I've ever had it. Now. I'm not going
- 6:34Speaker 1: to throw the restaurant under the bus or anything. Because
- 6:37Speaker 1: I showed up early. The whole family showed up after
- 6:40Speaker 1: I did, and then he brought out their food before
- 6:43Speaker 1: I got mine, but they all ordered something else, so
- 6:48Speaker 1: I think maybe he just hadn't made the rice yet.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Even though the restaurant was open for an hour and
- 6:54Speaker 1: a half before I went. I went by there at
- 6:57Speaker 1: six or something, and I saw that it just didn't
- 6:59Speaker 1: look i open, and no one was really in the front.
- 7:02Speaker 1: So I walked around for another hour or something, and
- 7:05Speaker 1: then I went back and it looked a little more open,
- 7:09Speaker 1: but it was still kind of empty. And just as
- 7:11Speaker 1: I was turning around to leave, which I just should
- 7:13Speaker 1: have done, I just felt it was still too early,
- 7:15Speaker 1: the guy came out and asked me if I wanted anything,
- 7:17Speaker 1: and I said sushi, and he said yeah, and then
- 7:21Speaker 1: I waited like forty minutes, forty five minutes until I
- 7:25Speaker 1: got the sushi, and it was one roll, and no
- 7:30Speaker 1: part of it was good. The fish was okay. The
- 7:34Speaker 1: fish was probably the best part, but it was kind
- 7:37Speaker 1: of thin and obviously mountain fish, it's not super fresh.
- 7:40Speaker 1: The avocado was pretty bland and watery, so it was
- 7:44Speaker 1: probably a little old. But the rice was undercooked, like
- 7:50Speaker 1: to a shocking degree. It was straight up crunchy, like
- 7:53Speaker 1: the middle of the grains of all the rice was crunchy.
- 7:56Speaker 1: And I checked the Google Maps rating again after I left, like,
- 8:01Speaker 1: even if it was not made at all, forty five
- 8:05Speaker 1: minutes is enough time to put rice in a rice
- 8:09Speaker 1: cooker and let it cook fully before you make the roll, Like,
- 8:15Speaker 1: don't make it with undercooked rice, and you would feel
- 8:19Speaker 1: it when you're making it. You can feel undercooked rice.
- 8:23Speaker 1: It feels completely different. It's not fluffy and soft and
- 8:26Speaker 1: all that. It was bizarre. I couldn't I couldn't believe it.
- 8:30Speaker 1: I mean I could believe it. I was just extremely disappointed.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I still wanted sushi, and I was like, oh, well,
- 8:35Speaker 1: I guess I'll go throw myself off a cliff. But
- 8:37Speaker 1: since it's not actually a big deal at all, since
- 8:40Speaker 1: it was a piece of sushi. I just went walking
- 8:42Speaker 1: around the neighborhood instead. And I was walking back and
- 8:44Speaker 1: found a really good ice cream shop. I got chocolate
- 8:48Speaker 1: covered strawberries, which are really just strawberries and bowl and
- 8:52Speaker 1: then they pour in some melted chocolate and that was fun.
- 8:55Speaker 1: But I also got two scoops of ice cream Mandarin
- 8:59Speaker 1: and something else, Marakuya i think, and they were good.
- 9:06Speaker 1: The Marikuyah was better. I'm gonna go back to that place,
- 9:08Speaker 1: just because they made really good tasted like real ice
- 9:11Speaker 1: cream made with real cream, which if you've only had
- 9:15Speaker 1: store bought ice cream, real ice cream is much more
- 9:19Speaker 1: like gelato. It's a lot smoother and there's more air
- 9:22Speaker 1: in it, so it's just puffier in all that. It's
- 9:26Speaker 1: not compacted like Blue Bunny or whatever those tube cans
- 9:29Speaker 1: are you get in the supermarket. But I was really
- 9:32Speaker 1: happy to get that after my sushi let down. I
- 9:36Speaker 1: think I forgot I was in the mountain. If I
- 9:38Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm up in the mountains, I probably
- 9:39Speaker 1: would have gotten something else instead. I was just talking
- 9:43Speaker 1: about this recently. Also, how if a place serves sushi
- 9:48Speaker 1: it's really difficult to have like ramen or oudon or
- 9:52Speaker 1: other types of food or hamburgers, whatever it is, and
- 9:56Speaker 1: make all of those different kinds of food well. So
- 9:59Speaker 1: this place may maybe their other Japanese food is good,
- 10:01Speaker 1: and nobody ever gets the sushi there, but that there's
- 10:06Speaker 1: like a lot of reviews for this place and it's
- 10:08Speaker 1: five stars. So I didn't even leave a bad review.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I don't want to do that because there's always some
- 10:15Speaker 1: day something goes wrong, and maybe I just took that
- 10:19Speaker 1: upon myself by not walking out like I felt I
- 10:21Speaker 1: should have walking out the second time, I was just
- 10:25Speaker 1: real curious about the sushi. My bad. Oh. But it
- 10:30Speaker 1: was raining like crazy after I went to that ice
- 10:33Speaker 1: cream shop with the strawberries and that I just stood
- 10:36Speaker 1: under a small awning while I ate the strawberries and
- 10:40Speaker 1: ice cream. But it sure did not feel like the
- 10:44Speaker 1: rain was gonna let up anytime soon. And I was
- 10:47Speaker 1: a good like thirty minute walk from the house still,
- 10:51Speaker 1: so I just started jogging, and I just jogged for
- 10:53Speaker 1: fifteen minutes through pouring, pouring rain, and everybody else was
- 10:58Speaker 1: just hanging out underneath the awning. But I wanted to
- 11:00Speaker 1: get back for something not too important. I bet, I
- 11:07Speaker 1: bet it wasn't critical, but I did want to get back,
- 11:10Speaker 1: or maybe I just wanted to run. I can't really remember,
- 11:12Speaker 1: but I ran all the way back to my apartment
- 11:14Speaker 1: and it was pretty fun running in the rain and
- 11:16Speaker 1: I didn't slip, and I was listening to a podcast
- 11:19Speaker 1: and I was just just going. But it was coming
- 11:22Speaker 1: down the street. Food vendors were all battening the hatches.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Everybody was. It was a heck of a rain store.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I got a Cinnabon for the first time, and who knows,
- 11:35Speaker 1: actually last Christmas half a year ago or no more now,
- 11:41Speaker 1: when I was visiting family, we went to a mall
- 11:44Speaker 1: and there was a Cinnabon and I did get an
- 11:46Speaker 1: original Cinnabon for the first time in then, I really
- 11:49Speaker 1: don't know, a decade more, a long long time. But
- 11:53Speaker 1: there's like a mini Cinnabon Kiosk in the mall here,
- 11:57Speaker 1: not even like behind the counter, like an actual kios
- 12:00Speaker 1: And they had many pecan caramel nut cinnaba mini cinnabums,
- 12:08Speaker 1: like four in a little slidey tray. And maybe this
- 12:10Speaker 1: is the most common thing in the world. It probably is,
- 12:13Speaker 1: but I haven't been there in so long that I
- 12:16Speaker 1: was delighted by the look of them and thought caramel
- 12:18Speaker 1: and pecan sounded great, and they tasted fine. They were
- 12:22Speaker 1: like pretty good. They were sweet and there was caramel
- 12:25Speaker 1: and pecan, so yeah, that's what I asked for. It
- 12:27Speaker 1: was good. But now I can't eat any more sugar
- 12:30Speaker 1: for the rest of the year because that amount of
- 12:32Speaker 1: sugar is insane. But I'm also lying. I've been buying
- 12:35Speaker 1: candy because there's also a little candy kiosk with sour belts,
- 12:41Speaker 1: you know that like sugar sour sprinkling of sugar sour
- 12:46Speaker 1: crystals on a gummy belt. And I got hooked on
- 12:50Speaker 1: those few years ago. I lived near this mall that
- 12:54Speaker 1: had a little candy shop, and I was like, I
- 12:56Speaker 1: wonder if they have them here, and they do, so
- 12:58Speaker 1: I got a little bag of those, but they're they're
- 13:01Speaker 1: like the most expensive thing I've bought in the city.
- 13:03Speaker 1: I bought six avocados, like six half avocados for sixty
- 13:10Speaker 1: cents about, so, like that's nuts cheap. But these little
- 13:15Speaker 1: sour belts, I got like ten of them, and that
- 13:18Speaker 1: was three dollars, so five times as much for less
- 13:22Speaker 1: than a third the weight of one of auto probably,
- 13:26Speaker 1: and I like them. It was worth that initial indulgence,
- 13:30Speaker 1: but I probably won't be getting too much more candy
- 13:32Speaker 1: at those prices. Oh. They did also have this chocolate
- 13:36Speaker 1: covered with caramel inside sphere, and the chocolate was so fresh.
- 13:43Speaker 1: So maybe if I finish some milestone or whatever something big,
- 13:47Speaker 1: then I can go back there and get a couple
- 13:49Speaker 1: of sour belts in a chocolate sphere. Oh. I had
- 13:54Speaker 1: my first genuine complaint about my new phone, which by
- 13:58Speaker 1: the way, is still a month in running circles around
- 14:02Speaker 1: the best day my Pixel six ever had. I just
- 14:05Speaker 1: can't believe how much better this hundred and fifty dollars
- 14:08Speaker 1: Motorola phone is than the six hundred and fifty seven
- 14:11Speaker 1: hundred dollars whatever Pixel six I got when I came out.
- 14:15Speaker 1: But my first genuine complaint was that the G fifty
- 14:19Speaker 1: four alarm control seems to go to zero, so out
- 14:25Speaker 1: of nowhere, I would set an alarm and it would
- 14:27Speaker 1: go off. When I opened it up, it said the
- 14:30Speaker 1: alarm was at zero. And it turns out there are
- 14:32Speaker 1: two separate volume controls I found out after poking around,
- 14:36Speaker 1: and one of them works totally normally, and it's in settings,
- 14:39Speaker 1: but the quick action alarm button, you can set that
- 14:44Speaker 1: higher or lower and it doesn't really matter. The one
- 14:48Speaker 1: in settings determines the alarm, and that one doesn't go
- 14:51Speaker 1: to zero. That one works totally normally, but for some reason,
- 14:55Speaker 1: this quick action alarm button isn't connected to the actual
- 15:00Speaker 1: alarm settings, so it's just faking me out that it
- 15:04Speaker 1: doesn't work. So I thought that the alarm wasn't working,
- 15:06Speaker 1: but it turns out that I just had to turn
- 15:09Speaker 1: on the actual alarm settings and ignore the quick Action
- 15:12Speaker 1: alarm settings, and that took me ten minutes fifteen minutes
- 15:17Speaker 1: compared to the amount of time just figuring out that
- 15:22Speaker 1: now playing is completely useless on a pixel phone. I
- 15:26Speaker 1: just figured I was doing something wrong when I first
- 15:28Speaker 1: got the Pixel six, but it turns out now playing
- 15:30Speaker 1: just doesn't work. That's the thing where it'll tell you
- 15:33Speaker 1: which song is playing, and you can have it on.
- 15:36Speaker 1: You can actively scan with it. It doesn't work. It'll
- 15:40Speaker 1: work for I don't know ten percent of the songs,
- 15:43Speaker 1: but obviously that's pretty useless. And that's just one of
- 15:46Speaker 1: the dozens of features that are useless or harmful on
- 15:51Speaker 1: a frickin pixel so working out which alarm setting is
- 15:56Speaker 1: genuine on the G fifty four for fifteen minutes. I'm
- 16:00Speaker 1: fine with that. Also, it turns out because I when
- 16:04Speaker 1: the alarm went off, the sound was coming out of
- 16:07Speaker 1: the phone, but that's in my pocket and it wasn't
- 16:09Speaker 1: playing on my Bluetooth headphones. My Bluetooth headphones, yeah, just
- 16:13Speaker 1: didn't get any alarm sound. They just kept playing whatever
- 16:15Speaker 1: I was listening to. After I just did the genuine
- 16:18Speaker 1: alarm settings in the actual settings app, then it comes
- 16:22Speaker 1: through on the Bluetooth, though it still plays concurrently with
- 16:25Speaker 1: whatever I'm listening to, rather than pausing what I'm listening
- 16:28Speaker 1: to and playing the alarm sound, which is kind of weird,
- 16:31Speaker 1: but it's not even worth it for me to fix
- 16:35Speaker 1: it because I still am aware that the alarm's going off.
- 16:38Speaker 1: So yeah, I freaking love the G fifty four. Still.
- 16:42Speaker 1: I heard that the White House is trying to shut
- 16:45Speaker 1: down Wikipedia, and if you're not aware of it, there's
- 16:47Speaker 1: a cool app called Kiwix, and you can download all
- 16:51Speaker 1: of Wikipedia for one hundred gigabytes, or you can download
- 16:54Speaker 1: Wikipedia no Pictures for forty three gigabytes, or short Wikipedia,
- 17:00Speaker 1: which is just one paragraph for each entry for twelve gigabytes.
- 17:04Speaker 1: So if you're worried about the White House outlawing Wikipedia,
- 17:09Speaker 1: just so you know, there's an alternative. You can download
- 17:11Speaker 1: the app Kiwix, download Wikipedia, and have it on your
- 17:15Speaker 1: phone as long as you don't have a pixel six
- 17:17Speaker 1: because their space starved, they have no memory or storage
- 17:22Speaker 1: on them. Wow. I wonder how long I'm going to
- 17:24Speaker 1: be retroactively mad at the phone that I chose to
- 17:29Speaker 1: keep for more than two years. Like that was my fault.
- 17:32Speaker 1: I could have just I could have got rid of
- 17:33Speaker 1: it at any time. It wasn't a money thing. Was
- 17:36Speaker 1: it was a bad experiment. I would have wasted money
- 17:38Speaker 1: if I got rid of it. But how much happier
- 17:40Speaker 1: would I have been and how much time would I
- 17:42Speaker 1: have saved if I just got rid of that pixel
- 17:44Speaker 1: six earlier and looked around for something new. I just
- 17:48Speaker 1: couldn't believe how bad the pixel was. I just every
- 17:54Speaker 1: time something bad happened for the whole first year, I
- 17:56Speaker 1: was like, I guess I just don't understand it. I
- 17:59Speaker 1: guess this is just like you know, when I was
- 18:01Speaker 1: a kid and I had to figure out how Windows
- 18:03Speaker 1: like works for real and where all the settings and
- 18:07Speaker 1: options are. That's not the problem with pixels, They're just
- 18:11Speaker 1: they're just garbage. Their settings are garbage. And now Android
- 18:15Speaker 1: wants to block users from installing Android apps unless they're
- 18:20Speaker 1: safety approved, which just means unless they're feeding your data
- 18:24Speaker 1: back to Google. So you're not even going to be
- 18:27Speaker 1: able to install the software you want on your phones
- 18:31Speaker 1: next year, apparently according to Google. And if that happens,
- 18:34Speaker 1: I'm finally gonna take the leap back to installing a
- 18:39Speaker 1: different ROM and just stop using Android because if I
- 18:42Speaker 1: can't even install software on Android anymore, it's basically just
- 18:46Speaker 1: an iOS system. It's just gonna be Apple, where I
- 18:49Speaker 1: won't be able to use anything I want to either.
- 18:52Speaker 1: But that's okay. Linux desktops are taking over now, they're
- 18:57Speaker 1: user shares rising month by month. Now there are already
- 19:01Speaker 1: good alternatives to Android os. The only problem is with
- 19:05Speaker 1: me abroad, banking apps won't work as easily because they'll
- 19:11Speaker 1: insist that they have to be Google verified, which is crazy,
- 19:15Speaker 1: but I will burn that bridge when I come to it.
- 19:19Speaker 1: So is that from the weird alarm thing? Though this
- 19:21Speaker 1: g fifty four fantastic, I am still loving it. Oh
- 19:26Speaker 1: also the camera app. Have I mentioned that I didn't
- 19:28Speaker 1: like how the camera looked when I got the phone,
- 19:31Speaker 1: And on the G fifty four you can just uninstall
- 19:33Speaker 1: the native camera app and install any of the other ones.
- 19:36Speaker 1: And someone had a great suggestion for the G fifty
- 19:39Speaker 1: four camera on GitHub, and now it works like a
- 19:41Speaker 1: normal care It looks great now, like I'm taking really
- 19:44Speaker 1: good pictures. Before whatever the native camera app is, the
- 19:48Speaker 1: colors are messed up and it's blur. It's just not
- 19:50Speaker 1: a good app. And I was worried that it was
- 19:53Speaker 1: the hardware. It turns out was just the software. So
- 19:55Speaker 1: I installed the native camera app, installed a different one
- 19:59Speaker 1: works great. When it was drizzling here last week, I
- 20:03Speaker 1: was walking around in the rain under the street lights
- 20:06Speaker 1: with all this greenery. Medi Ian is so green, super green.
- 20:13Speaker 1: I think I said that last time, but there's been
- 20:15Speaker 1: a lot of Chris Tucker memes online lately dressed as
- 20:18Speaker 1: Ruby Rod, so I just keep thinking of him. He
- 20:21Speaker 1: is so funny in that role. Man. But anyway, I'm
- 20:28Speaker 1: walking around in Mediian and it's such a crazy green.
- 20:31Speaker 1: There's so many trees and grass and exercise parks that
- 20:36Speaker 1: are all green, green hills, surround the city entirely. There's
- 20:40Speaker 1: rivers everywhere. It's just a shockingly green city. Considering it's
- 20:45Speaker 1: as high as Denver. I really expected it to look
- 20:48Speaker 1: like Denver in the US, just not green, very very pale,
- 20:54Speaker 1: minty gray sort of thing most of the year. But
- 20:57Speaker 1: there's so much water. And I am here during the
- 21:00Speaker 1: rainy season, which isn't too short, but I'm right in
- 21:03Speaker 1: the middle of it, so that must be playing a part.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Because yeah, it lush, lush grass everywhere and beautiful trees everywhere.
- 21:12Speaker 1: And it reminded me of when I was walking around
- 21:15Speaker 1: my neighborhood growing up. There was there's a bunch of
- 21:19Speaker 1: trees and street lamps and I would walk around at
- 21:23Speaker 1: two or three am sometimes when I couldn't get to
- 21:25Speaker 1: bed in high school, I think, and same here. It
- 21:28Speaker 1: was three am or something. So everything's pin drop silent,
- 21:32Speaker 1: and there's a little bit of rainfalling. There's a bunch
- 21:34Speaker 1: of trees, and everything's beautiful and the night feeling and
- 21:38Speaker 1: it's nice. And I was reading The Outsiders or Rumblefish.
- 21:43Speaker 1: I was reading one of those by S. E. Hinton,
- 21:45Speaker 1: and I stopped under a lamp street light on the
- 21:50Speaker 1: road to read and I just stood under that lamp
- 21:54Speaker 1: street lamp for I don't know, ten minutes or something,
- 21:56Speaker 1: because I was at a really good part of the
- 21:58Speaker 1: book and I was just so into it that I
- 22:03Speaker 1: didn't I wasn't completely unaware of what was happening around me.
- 22:06Speaker 1: And then I heard someone calling to me, and I
- 22:08Speaker 1: looked up and I realized that I had just happened
- 22:11Speaker 1: to stop at the only house that was still awake
- 22:15Speaker 1: at this time of night, and there was a group
- 22:17Speaker 1: of large adults sitting around a table and they said,
- 22:22Speaker 1: come over here. And even then I was like, well,
- 22:26Speaker 1: I'm curious. This isn't the safest thing, but what will
- 22:30Speaker 1: happen if I do go over there? And so I did,
- 22:33Speaker 1: and they asked me if I was taking a picture
- 22:35Speaker 1: of them, and I was confused for a second, but
- 22:37Speaker 1: I realized the book I was holding by sc Hinton.
- 22:39Speaker 1: It wasn't a huge book. It was like a young
- 22:41Speaker 1: adult reader kind of thing, so it was shaped kind
- 22:43Speaker 1: of small. And this was twenty years ago, so I
- 22:47Speaker 1: could see how it could have been the size of
- 22:49Speaker 1: a like fancy camera or whatever, maybe a polaroid. Back then,
- 22:53Speaker 1: you know, there were no smartphone cameras. I mean there were,
- 22:55Speaker 1: but they were and I was like, no, a book,
- 23:00Speaker 1: and they were like, let me look at the book,
- 23:03Speaker 1: like they thought I was lying to them and secretly
- 23:05Speaker 1: taking pictures of them sitting around their card table playing poker,
- 23:09Speaker 1: probably smoking weed. But I wouldn't even have recognized the
- 23:12Speaker 1: smell back then, and plenty of my friends smoked weed,
- 23:15Speaker 1: but weed just such a rich scent, and I don't
- 23:19Speaker 1: personally smoke. I never got into it. I did it
- 23:22Speaker 1: a bunch, but I never really liked it that it
- 23:25Speaker 1: never clocks in mind. I don't get it right away.
- 23:27Speaker 1: It's now I'm like thirty eight, and now I recognize
- 23:33Speaker 1: the smell pretty pretty easily. But back then, in my
- 23:36Speaker 1: nascent drug years, I couldn't catch a whiff right off.
- 23:41Speaker 1: But I bet that's what was going on. That's why
- 23:43Speaker 1: they looked so nervous, and that's why they kept asking
- 23:46Speaker 1: if I had a covert camera. I was taking pictures
- 23:48Speaker 1: of them with and they were like, what are you doing.
- 23:52Speaker 1: I was like reading a book. He said, give me
- 23:54Speaker 1: the book, and I took the book out of my
- 23:57Speaker 1: pocket and he opened it and flipped through the pages,
- 24:00Speaker 1: like to determine if it was a book instead of
- 24:03Speaker 1: a camera, which you'd think you could tell after grabbing it,
- 24:07Speaker 1: but he looked at several individual pages and he was like, yeah, book,
- 24:11Speaker 1: and then gave it back to me. And the adults
- 24:13Speaker 1: were like okay, and they all shrugged at each other
- 24:16Speaker 1: and they were like, it's weird you're standing in front
- 24:19Speaker 1: of our house. I was like, yeah, sorry, I didn't
- 24:21Speaker 1: know everybody's asleep except for me, and I guess you guys,
- 24:26Speaker 1: so I didn't think. I didn't even think that anybody
- 24:28Speaker 1: would be sitting in their garage drinking beer and playing
- 24:32Speaker 1: poker at two am, and I were just shrugged again.
- 24:35Speaker 1: They were like, all right, the kid's just fucking weird.
- 24:38Speaker 1: And I kept on walking and reading my book and
- 24:42Speaker 1: they were red, I'm a freaking weirdo. But that's what
- 24:45Speaker 1: my neighborhood now feels like. After eleven PM, it's pretty dead,
- 24:51Speaker 1: and then after one it's basically silent until five am,
- 24:57Speaker 1: so it's just a completely silent, super green neighborhood. So
- 25:02Speaker 1: it feels oxygen charged, it feels alive, and I get
- 25:06Speaker 1: to walk around in it when the whole world is asleep,
- 25:10Speaker 1: and that's really fun for me. I like living in
- 25:13Speaker 1: a void as long as my ear fryer and chicken
- 25:17Speaker 1: wings are back in my apartment waiting for me. Man,
- 25:20Speaker 1: I got some really good tea. They do add stevia
- 25:24Speaker 1: to it, but you know, there's no sugars and it's
- 25:28Speaker 1: a bunch of fruit tea. It's tasty. Oh and mentioning
- 25:31Speaker 1: how I used to eat raw garlic, like for health,
- 25:35Speaker 1: I've garlic is so cheap here. When I left the States,
- 25:39Speaker 1: it was one garlic bulb for a dollar dollar fifty
- 25:42Speaker 1: something like that. It was quite expensive. Yeah, it was
- 25:46Speaker 1: like five bucks for three bulbs in Colorado the last
- 25:49Speaker 1: time I was in the States last year, two years ago. Jeez,
- 25:53Speaker 1: time ago, an amount of time ago. And here, just
- 25:57Speaker 1: like in Panama and Columbia, the garlic is three four
- 26:02Speaker 1: one thousand, which is twenty five cents. Roughly, it's a
- 26:06Speaker 1: little under twenty five. It's twenty two cents or whatever.
- 26:09Speaker 1: But yeah, so I can buy as much garlic as
- 26:12Speaker 1: I want without feeling like I'm wasting money. I could
- 26:14Speaker 1: just buy a whole bunch because especially because right now
- 26:18Speaker 1: I just found out that if I just cut off
- 26:21Speaker 1: the bottom of the entire bulb of garlic and then
- 26:23Speaker 1: throw the clothes into the air fryer maybe four minutes.
- 26:26Speaker 1: It peels the clothes for me. Half of them just
- 26:30Speaker 1: pop out of their shells after a few minutes, and
- 26:33Speaker 1: the other ones I can pick them up by the
- 26:36Speaker 1: pointed part that I haven't peeled and they'll slip right out.
- 26:39Speaker 1: It's the easiest way now. It's even easier than when
- 26:42Speaker 1: I steamed them in Thailand. I was like, oh my gosh,
- 26:45Speaker 1: this is the easiest way to make my garlic dip. Nope,
- 26:48Speaker 1: this is easier. Throw them in the air fryer four minutes,
- 26:52Speaker 1: take them out the peels are gone, or I just
- 26:55Speaker 1: pick them up and any amount of pressure, even shaking
- 26:59Speaker 1: the peeled garbarlic, and the garlic itself will just pop
- 27:02Speaker 1: right out of the peel. So this is my new
- 27:05Speaker 1: life hack for sure. And because of that, I've been
- 27:08Speaker 1: cooking them really easily, just cutting up two bulbs at
- 27:11Speaker 1: a time, throwing them in the air fryer and then
- 27:13Speaker 1: having a little bowl of fried garlic. You know what
- 27:18Speaker 1: I gotta do. I gotta marinade those though, because I've
- 27:21Speaker 1: been just doing it dry and the spices that I've
- 27:25Speaker 1: been spraying on them before I frym don't stick, so
- 27:28Speaker 1: I got a marinade those instead of the chicken wings.
- 27:30Speaker 1: I think that'll be better. Powder spices for the chicken wings,
- 27:33Speaker 1: but a glaze for the garlic. That sounds good. I'm
- 27:37Speaker 1: gonna make some more garlic today actually, after I finish this,
- 27:39Speaker 1: because that's such a great idea, I'll use the beer
- 27:43Speaker 1: barbecue glaze I have. Yes, yes, it's all coming together.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I've been really thinking for a long time now. For months,
- 27:51Speaker 1: I've been thinking of going back to Japan, Asia in general,
- 27:54Speaker 1: and I think I have to because I still have
- 27:57Speaker 1: my tenure visa a year left on it. And I'm
- 28:01Speaker 1: watching this TV show about Japanese cooking, and it's an anime,
- 28:06Speaker 1: but every they focus on one thing every episode, and
- 28:11Speaker 1: every episode there's like one interesting fact or one thing
- 28:14Speaker 1: that makes me curious about an aspect of Japanese cooking.
- 28:19Speaker 1: And it's been so long since I went on a
- 28:21Speaker 1: food tour there. I only did that like the first
- 28:23Speaker 1: time I was there, when I was visiting with a friend.
- 28:27Speaker 1: We ate like really good a five waggiu and super
- 28:30Speaker 1: good sushi and just like a bunch of stuff. But
- 28:32Speaker 1: I haven't done that in a while. And I love udon.
- 28:35Speaker 1: I just watched a TV show, so I found out
- 28:37Speaker 1: that Kagawa Prefecture is like Oudon Prefecture. That's their official nickname, actually,
- 28:43Speaker 1: So I want to go there and try all the
- 28:44Speaker 1: different types of oodon. There's just so many good Japanese
- 28:47Speaker 1: foods that I either haven't had in a while or
- 28:50Speaker 1: have never tried. There's more that I have never tried,
- 28:53Speaker 1: So I think I want to go back through the
- 28:54Speaker 1: cities and really get in there. I also, I'm not
- 28:59Speaker 1: sure if it's just I'm watching this TV show right now,
- 29:02Speaker 1: but I kind of want to finally learn Japanese. And
- 29:05Speaker 1: when I was growing up, Japanese was the popular language
- 29:09Speaker 1: to learn in my school, and I think that's why
- 29:11Speaker 1: I rebelled and learned Spanish instead. But I do like
- 29:16Speaker 1: so much of the food in Japanese culture, and so
- 29:18Speaker 1: much of the architecture and a lot of the I
- 29:21Speaker 1: like a lot of Japanese culture. I also don't like
- 29:24Speaker 1: a lot of Japanese culture. Rigid social strictures don't really
- 29:28Speaker 1: fit my mode of thinking or awareness. But I think
- 29:33Speaker 1: I'm just being judgy and I should just go there
- 29:36Speaker 1: because I'm feeling it. I also have been thinking of
- 29:39Speaker 1: climbing the Pacific Crest Trail or the Appalachian Trail that
- 29:42Speaker 1: go along the West Coast or East Coast, respectively of
- 29:46Speaker 1: the United States. You just walk north to south or
- 29:49Speaker 1: south to north, but that takes a while, apparently, and
- 29:53Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's worth I don't want to
- 29:57Speaker 1: walk across the desert part, honestly, I don't. On the
- 29:59Speaker 1: Pacific part. You just you have to walk across, like
- 30:02Speaker 1: all of California, but in the desert part of it
- 30:05Speaker 1: rather than the nice part. As far as I understand,
- 30:08Speaker 1: there's like a month that's just gonna be desert, or
- 30:11Speaker 1: six weeks or maybe longer. And I'm not gonna do that.
- 30:14Speaker 1: I'm not gonna walk uncomfortably in heat for an indefinite
- 30:19Speaker 1: period of time that is definitely more than a month,
- 30:23Speaker 1: just so I can get every part of the trail
- 30:24Speaker 1: under my belt. But I don't mind the idea of
- 30:26Speaker 1: starting from Washington and just walking south through Oregon and
- 30:32Speaker 1: all the pretty all the pretty states. Get a little
- 30:35Speaker 1: frostbite on my way down there. Man, have I been
- 30:39Speaker 1: staring at Hammocks lately? They have Decathlon here in Columbia,
- 30:43Speaker 1: and nothing's really on sale, But it's twenty bucks for
- 30:46Speaker 1: a hammock. I can probably find a bug tent. The
- 30:50Speaker 1: most expensive thing. Their freaking athletic foam that I use
- 30:54Speaker 1: for the sub zero temperatures is like nine dollars or something,
- 30:58Speaker 1: or seven dollars. Maybe it's pretty expensive though. At Decathlon,
- 31:01Speaker 1: I don't know why they're using some fancy kind instead
- 31:04Speaker 1: of just regular athletic foam. And I was like, geez,
- 31:07Speaker 1: I'll just look at the regular athletic film. So I
- 31:09Speaker 1: moved from the camping department to the athletic department where
- 31:12Speaker 1: they usually just sell the regular athletic foam. And that's
- 31:14Speaker 1: fifteen dollars for a piece of foam. Come on, Decathlon,
- 31:21Speaker 1: they were selling them less and less, and they were
- 31:23Speaker 1: only selling the expensive yoga mats and foams starting a
- 31:27Speaker 1: few years ago. But I guess they got rid of
- 31:30Speaker 1: generic athletic foam altogether from Quetchuwa, which is their in
- 31:33Speaker 1: house athletic company athletic sportswear and sports company. But yeah,
- 31:39Speaker 1: now they just don't have any They only have fancy foam,
- 31:42Speaker 1: which is the same, the exact same thing. It's like
- 31:45Speaker 1: not even as good because the plastic isn't as smooth
- 31:49Speaker 1: because it's not just a lazy generic foam which works
- 31:52Speaker 1: so well for athletic foam and for insulation Guinea Back Decathlon.
- 31:59Speaker 1: But I've been walking around De Kathlone lately staring at
- 32:01Speaker 1: that and trying to figure out a way that I
- 32:03Speaker 1: can continue doing this podcast and start backpacking again, because
- 32:08Speaker 1: kind of miss backpacking a lot. And there's this handheld
- 32:13Speaker 1: recorder that I've been curious about for a very long
- 32:16Speaker 1: time since before yeah, it might be a decade ago now,
- 32:20Speaker 1: the very first time I ever looked into microphones, there
- 32:22Speaker 1: was a handheld one, and apparently the sound is very good.
- 32:26Speaker 1: But I have no way to test that unless I
- 32:30Speaker 1: buy one for two hundred, four hundred dollars whatever and
- 32:35Speaker 1: gamble on its sounding good. And I know this sounds
- 32:38Speaker 1: good as long as I remember to stay away from
- 32:41Speaker 1: the mic. I know I've been speaking too close to
- 32:43Speaker 1: the mic recently in some of these episodes, so I'm
- 32:46Speaker 1: giving myself a little more room now. I think it
- 32:49Speaker 1: was just living in that cramped apartment I was in
- 32:54Speaker 1: in Panama. I just felt like everything had to be
- 32:57Speaker 1: closer together. But then I was listening to the equality
- 32:59Speaker 1: of some of these ramble on episodes, and they did
- 33:03Speaker 1: not conform to my liking. But yeah, I'm really thinking
- 33:06Speaker 1: about getting out there backpacking again and just figuring out
- 33:09Speaker 1: a way to do that. Oh So, in this apartment
- 33:12Speaker 1: in medi Ian, the shower stopped working after a day,
- 33:15Speaker 1: so I got a shower in and then the shower
- 33:18Speaker 1: turned off, and I contacted my host and they said
- 33:22Speaker 1: they'll look at it tomorrow. And the next day they
- 33:25Speaker 1: showed up and they fixed it, and then they told
- 33:29Speaker 1: me that if I shower, I should just get Actually
- 33:32Speaker 1: the host didn't say this, the host's repair man, who
- 33:35Speaker 1: maybe was her husband, I'm not really sure, but I said,
- 33:38Speaker 1: thank you so much for fixing the shower, and he said, look,
- 33:43Speaker 1: just so you know, if you shower all in Spanish,
- 33:46Speaker 1: you can just get wet, then turn off the water,
- 33:49Speaker 1: then use the soap, then turn the water on, shower,
- 33:52Speaker 1: off the soap, and then the shower won't break. And
- 33:55Speaker 1: instead of telling him that I had absolutely no intention
- 33:58Speaker 1: of doing that, I pull I said, ah, you're at
- 34:01Speaker 1: the end, though, I understand, and then I took a
- 34:04Speaker 1: regular shower as soon as they left. Because it's easier
- 34:08Speaker 1: to let people think you agree with them. Oh, yeah,
- 34:11Speaker 1: I understand. That doesn't mean I'm going to do it,
- 34:14Speaker 1: but I understand what you're saying. It's easier to let
- 34:17Speaker 1: people think they're saying something that makes them feel better,
- 34:22Speaker 1: and then they'll leave or they'll stop talking. And what's
- 34:25Speaker 1: more important than people not talking. It's the golden rule.
- 34:31Speaker 1: And you could tell. The repairman was like, oh, it's
- 34:33Speaker 1: probably the fuse, but I had told them it wasn't
- 34:35Speaker 1: the fuse, and I checked the fuse. Then he checked
- 34:38Speaker 1: and it was the shower and they had to replace it.
- 34:42Speaker 1: But guys, just get a good shower the first time,
- 34:44Speaker 1: then you won't have to replace it. Oh, I haven't
- 34:46Speaker 1: mentioned the shower. The shower heads in Colombia are the
- 34:49Speaker 1: same in Guatemala, which are different than most other countries,
- 34:52Speaker 1: including Central and South American countries. In Guatemala and here Colombia,
- 34:56Speaker 1: they use the heat element connected to the shower head.
- 35:02Speaker 1: So the water is tap water cold until it hits
- 35:04Speaker 1: the shower head and then there's a heat element in
- 35:06Speaker 1: there that the shower goes through. So the less water
- 35:09Speaker 1: you use, the hotter the water is, and the more
- 35:12Speaker 1: water you use, the colder the water is. But that's
- 35:15Speaker 1: such an interesting design. I was really happy to see
- 35:18Speaker 1: it again. I was like, hey, it's my Guatemala shower
- 35:21Speaker 1: and it works well. But it seems like the heat
- 35:23Speaker 1: elements burn out pretty fast compared to a traditional water
- 35:27Speaker 1: heater or an on demand water heater. I guess this
- 35:30Speaker 1: is technically on demand, but on demand water heaters don't
- 35:35Speaker 1: burn out very often. And by the way, the repair
- 35:39Speaker 1: man was herm herm grunting. It seems like this shower
- 35:43Speaker 1: head broken more than once, and I had only used
- 35:46Speaker 1: it once for like, I'll say, twenty minutes, but it
- 35:49Speaker 1: was probably closer to fifteen. I don't take very long showers.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's crazy. Okay, two apps have just
- 35:57Speaker 1: stopped working, and at first I was worried it was
- 36:00Speaker 1: my phone, but it turns out there's online forms with
- 36:04Speaker 1: these issues. A bunch of other people with regular, more
- 36:08Speaker 1: mainstream iPhones and whatever are also having the exact same problem. Airbnbs,
- 36:13Speaker 1: this is a pretty big one that is all over
- 36:15Speaker 1: their forums. Well there's actually I shouldn't say that. There
- 36:18Speaker 1: are two pretty long threads of unresolved issues for two
- 36:23Speaker 1: months now with no response or no fix anyway for
- 36:27Speaker 1: Airbnb's next button. So the next button stopped working in
- 36:32Speaker 1: their apps two months ago, and both of those threads
- 36:36Speaker 1: have multiple Airbnb users saying that they haven't been able
- 36:39Speaker 1: to use the button since it was like August seventeenth
- 36:43Speaker 1: or something, and now it's been two months. Oh no,
- 36:46Speaker 1: it was July. And I called up Airbnb because I
- 36:50Speaker 1: was like, okay, yeah, it has been a long time
- 36:52Speaker 1: now that I haven't been able to use this next button.
- 36:55Speaker 1: You can use it if you select wear and then
- 36:59Speaker 1: select the date, and then the number of people, and
- 37:01Speaker 1: then you click where again, and then you click search.
- 37:05Speaker 1: But the next button or the search button, doesn't work
- 37:08Speaker 1: if you click it when you're still on well, you're
- 37:11Speaker 1: still choosing the amount of people or you're still choosing
- 37:13Speaker 1: the dates, which is crazy. That's the most important button
- 37:18Speaker 1: search and it just doesn't work on their app. And
- 37:21Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, is this like my new
- 37:23Speaker 1: phone whatever. Nope, it's there's a bunch of people. This
- 37:27Speaker 1: is happening to a lot of people in the Airbnb
- 37:29Speaker 1: community that just isn't working for no reason. And I
- 37:33Speaker 1: did talk to them, and I figured since there were
- 37:36Speaker 1: two pretty big threads, and an Airbnb community manager had
- 37:40Speaker 1: responded to one of the threads that they would be
- 37:43Speaker 1: aware of this situation, but nobody. Apparently the guy I
- 37:48Speaker 1: was talking to he had never heard of it. He
- 37:50Speaker 1: couldn't find any related ticket in the Airbnb support center
- 37:55Speaker 1: related to the next button not working. And I sent
- 37:58Speaker 1: him the two threads on they're on the official Airbnb site.
- 38:02Speaker 1: These people are like, hey, Airbnb, your app search doesn't work.
- 38:07Speaker 1: What the heck can you fix that? And so he
- 38:11Speaker 1: made a new ticket and they've sent it up the
- 38:13Speaker 1: chain and the support team says they're working on it now,
- 38:16Speaker 1: but it's the next button, the next button, or like
- 38:20Speaker 1: the search button doesn't work. That's crazy. And another crazy
- 38:24Speaker 1: thing is that apparently it is happening to other people.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Tinder stopped working. I use dating apps, and Tinder's one
- 38:32Speaker 1: of them, although I have been using a lesson less
- 38:34Speaker 1: because it's mostly just prostitutes or or Instagram prostitut. Yeah,
- 38:39Speaker 1: it's mostly just prostitutes, and I have to talk to
- 38:42Speaker 1: them and then they're like, yeah, I'm into mutual benefits.
- 38:46Speaker 1: And then do they do that emoji with the happy
- 38:49Speaker 1: face and its tongue is a dollar bill or something? Okay,
- 38:55Speaker 1: And it was interesting talking to the first thousand prostitutes
- 38:58Speaker 1: on Tender. But I'm pretty tired of that, so the
- 39:02Speaker 1: fact that the app has completely stopped working is not
- 39:04Speaker 1: a huge loss for me. But it is the first
- 39:07Speaker 1: time not the first time. But I don't know. I
- 39:10Speaker 1: don't do this often, but I left a one star
- 39:11Speaker 1: review for Tinder because it hasn't been great for a
- 39:15Speaker 1: very long time. I mean in terms of the quality
- 39:18Speaker 1: of real people on it and matches and advertising for prostitutes,
- 39:22Speaker 1: and like, just let there be a filter if it
- 39:26Speaker 1: mentions Instagram or mutual benefits, let me block all the prostitutes.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Like that would take care. That would save me a
- 39:33Speaker 1: lot of time. And it's pretty easy for Tinder to
- 39:37Speaker 1: include that in their profile regulations, but they don't. They're
- 39:40Speaker 1: not Yeah, that's not a concern apparently. So Tinder, if
- 39:45Speaker 1: I swipe right, it says you have to complete a
- 39:47Speaker 1: face check, which I've done before when they first introduced
- 39:50Speaker 1: that feature, and I said, yeah, sure, and it says, great,
- 39:55Speaker 1: your face check is completed without doing a face check,
- 39:58Speaker 1: Please continue using Tinder, So I write, hello, you need
- 40:02Speaker 1: a face check, and it's just stuck in an infinite loop.
- 40:05Speaker 1: So I can't use it at all. I can't use
- 40:08Speaker 1: the app at all. I uninstalled, reinstalled it, did the
- 40:11Speaker 1: storage and the cash just did everything. And then I
- 40:14Speaker 1: wrote to Tinder like, hey, the app's completely broken, stuck
- 40:17Speaker 1: in an infinite loop. And I explained the steps and
- 40:20Speaker 1: what had happened, and that I reinstalled and uninstalled, and
- 40:22Speaker 1: the first guy sent me back a form letter and
- 40:24Speaker 1: it said have you tried uninstalling reinstalling the app? It's
- 40:27Speaker 1: like yep, that was in the and are you sure
- 40:30Speaker 1: it's the newest app? Yes, because again I uninstalled reinstalled it.
- 40:35Speaker 1: And then the second guy send me a message all
- 40:38Speaker 1: different people the exact same form letter, and then the
- 40:41Speaker 1: third person sent the same. Fourth person said the same,
- 40:44Speaker 1: and I said, please read my replies. I have done
- 40:47Speaker 1: all of these basic suggestions. The Tinder app is broken
- 40:52Speaker 1: right now, it doesn't work forward and other people are
- 40:56Speaker 1: apparently having the same issue. And the fifth reply, I'm
- 41:00Speaker 1: sorry you're having trouble. There's nothing more we can do
- 41:03Speaker 1: at this time. So, because they were all form letters,
- 41:06Speaker 1: I don't know if I ever actually got in contact
- 41:08Speaker 1: with a real person. So I just uninstalled Tinder, gave
- 41:11Speaker 1: them one star, and told them what happened. The app
- 41:16Speaker 1: is completely broken, at least on mine and other phones.
- 41:19Speaker 1: The issue tenders not addressing the issue, and I didn't
- 41:24Speaker 1: get any messages of any consequence back. I was surprised
- 41:29Speaker 1: to Tinder still at like four point two. I was
- 41:31Speaker 1: surprised the rating was so high, but maybe that'll be
- 41:35Speaker 1: changing soon since a bunch of people can't use it
- 41:38Speaker 1: at all. There are so many prostitutes on that app.
- 41:42Speaker 1: I'm surprised most people would rat it a five. Are
- 41:46Speaker 1: people having a good time on Tinder? I thought it
- 41:48Speaker 1: was like the old Person's the legacy app, But I
- 41:53Speaker 1: don't update things very quickly, so I was still using
- 41:55Speaker 1: it and I'm not anymore. Okay, So what have I
- 41:59Speaker 1: been watching recently that's got me so worked up about
- 42:02Speaker 1: Japanese food? There's this TV show called Oishinbo. It's animated,
- 42:07Speaker 1: and they work at Tozi News and there's a loud,
- 42:12Speaker 1: borish fellow and a typical, nice, dainty Japanese lady who
- 42:20Speaker 1: works with him, and there's a test and a font
- 42:22Speaker 1: turns out that he has great taste. He passes the
- 42:25Speaker 1: taste test with flying colors, and so does she, and
- 42:28Speaker 1: so they're supposed to work on the ultimate menu. I
- 42:30Speaker 1: had watched Food Wars, which is a bit ridiculous, and
- 42:34Speaker 1: considering they're all in high school, it's weird when they
- 42:36Speaker 1: do the fan service girls flying off or having orgasms
- 42:40Speaker 1: at how good the food is. Like, oh, they're like fifteen, right,
- 42:43Speaker 1: all right, But it's only a couple seasons, so it's
- 42:46Speaker 1: like whatever. And the food looks so good in Food Wars,
- 42:50Speaker 1: and that's how I learned to make my favorite eggs.
- 42:52Speaker 1: So yeah, I forgave Food Wars for a lot of
- 42:55Speaker 1: their perversions because the food is so good and it
- 42:58Speaker 1: looks so good in the anime. But this show was
- 43:01Speaker 1: made in nineteen eighty six eighty eight something oishinbo, so
- 43:06Speaker 1: there's no perverted jokes or yeah, just unnecessary sexual jokes,
- 43:12Speaker 1: which are so popular these days in Japanese anime, a
- 43:16Speaker 1: lot more popular than earlier anime. Like I've noticed this
- 43:20Speaker 1: a lot, a lot of the modern ones. I don't know,
- 43:23Speaker 1: maybe I'm not watching enough old ones, but anyway, this
- 43:25Speaker 1: show doesn't have any of that, so I already like
- 43:28Speaker 1: it more than many anime. But this was the show
- 43:31Speaker 1: I mentioned that every episode focuses on garlic, or it
- 43:34Speaker 1: focuses on ramen, or it focuses on sushi or sashimi
- 43:39Speaker 1: just by itself, and it really addresses some of the
- 43:43Speaker 1: parts of Japanese culture through cooking and really points them out.
- 43:50Speaker 1: And I think there's some real cultural knowledge to be
- 43:54Speaker 1: gained from the show. And it's fun to watch because
- 43:57Speaker 1: there's a rivalry between a son and his father, and
- 44:02Speaker 1: the food does look good and it is all real,
- 44:06Speaker 1: like when they do give a like and that's why
- 44:10Speaker 1: this fish tastes better here because da da da da.
- 44:13Speaker 1: And they make some good points that I can look
- 44:14Speaker 1: up and confirm. And a really good interesting point was
- 44:18Speaker 1: when they were like, and it's Chinese cooking, so you
- 44:20Speaker 1: shouldn't be using Japanese soy sauce. Use Chinese soy sauce.
- 44:23Speaker 1: All the flavors will mix together better. And I've never
- 44:26Speaker 1: really thought about that, but I bet that's true, because
- 44:29Speaker 1: I bet that's part of why whenever I'm in a country,
- 44:32Speaker 1: everything all the dishes, even if it's the same thing
- 44:35Speaker 1: I've had in another country, it makes more sense because
- 44:37Speaker 1: they're using all the same country's ingredients, Like Chinese food
- 44:42Speaker 1: tastes different in China because they aren't using any sweeter
- 44:48Speaker 1: soy sauces. Or anything like that. They're using the sauces
- 44:51Speaker 1: from China that have always been from China and drastically different.
- 44:56Speaker 1: I still do not like Chinese food in the US
- 44:59Speaker 1: at all. It's like a completely different country's food. So
- 45:03Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go back to China and go
- 45:04Speaker 1: eat their food again. Gotta go eat some food again.
- 45:07Speaker 1: This apartment that I'm renting now in Columbia has an
- 45:09Speaker 1: air fryer, though, so yeah, I've just been doing chicken wings,
- 45:13Speaker 1: French fries, and now garlic cloves. Oh my gosh, I'm
- 45:18Speaker 1: so excited to try the barbecue beer marinade garlic cloves
- 45:22Speaker 1: after this. That's gonna be so good. That's coming up, folks,
- 45:25Speaker 1: That'll be on the next episode. I'll let you know
- 45:27Speaker 1: how that went. I bet it went great, dude. I'm
- 45:30Speaker 1: gonna do the barbecue beer marinade and put some of
- 45:34Speaker 1: the spicy dry spices on that, just a little puff
- 45:38Speaker 1: on each of them. Oh, it's gonna be so good.
- 45:42Speaker 1: What was I talking about the air fryer. I love
- 45:44Speaker 1: air fryers. I was so excited that this apartment had one,
- 45:47Speaker 1: and I've been cooking things with it and it's just
- 45:50Speaker 1: I love being able to cook chicken wings or any meat. Really.
- 45:54Speaker 1: I've cooked chiso in it and butifarras and all these things,
- 45:58Speaker 1: and it's just I can get. I can make it
- 45:59Speaker 1: exactly how I like it every time. It's the best.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Air Fighters are the best. They're my favorite kitchen appliants.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Maybe maybe after refrigerators. Those are pretty useful, No, I think, hmm.
- 46:12Speaker 1: If you had to get one appliance, a refrigerator or
- 46:16Speaker 1: an air fryer, I guess I would get the air
- 46:20Speaker 1: fryer because the only problem with no refrigerators that I
- 46:23Speaker 1: couldn't keep the beer cold. But I bet I could
- 46:26Speaker 1: figure something out. Or I would just live in a
- 46:28Speaker 1: super cold place and just have the air fer I'd
- 46:30Speaker 1: just go live in Sweden, keep the beer outside in
- 46:34Speaker 1: a wooden casket my outdoor fridge, and then use the
- 46:38Speaker 1: air fyer because I love how I can make perfect
- 46:41Speaker 1: food how I like it every single time. I use
- 46:44Speaker 1: an air fryer and it cooks everything. Okay, that's it.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Airfriers are the best. Okay. I just saw this lady
- 46:52Speaker 1: and it was super funny. She was walking down the street.
- 46:56Speaker 1: I was like the other day I was walking back
- 46:59Speaker 1: to my apartment oh no, I just left for my
- 47:01Speaker 1: afternoon walk, actually, and I turned this corner and when
- 47:05Speaker 1: I was turning, a lady was walking across the street
- 47:08Speaker 1: and this motor scooter drove up and she was in
- 47:11Speaker 1: the way, and she looked over and then she recognized
- 47:15Speaker 1: who was on the scooter. And I couldn't understand the
- 47:19Speaker 1: Spanish perfectly, but I could understand that the person on
- 47:23Speaker 1: the back was pretending to be angry but was saying
- 47:25Speaker 1: hello to her friend, and her friend laughed back and
- 47:29Speaker 1: flipped her the middle finger and drove off. But they
- 47:31Speaker 1: weren't teenagers. These were like fifty year old women. So
- 47:35Speaker 1: this was a very matronly, chubby lady crossing the street.
- 47:39Speaker 1: And she just laughed so warmly and flicked off the
- 47:44Speaker 1: motor scooter and her friend and then they kept driving on.
- 47:47Speaker 1: It was so funny to see that, and that really
- 47:50Speaker 1: reflects how Mediean is. This is a very fun city,
- 47:54Speaker 1: which is interesting because I was told that before I
- 47:56Speaker 1: came that Bogatah was a little cold and not quite
- 47:59Speaker 1: as fun and Median everybody was out partying every day
- 48:03Speaker 1: and just enjoying and laughing with each other, and there
- 48:06Speaker 1: is a lot of laughing. Here the street food stalls
- 48:10Speaker 1: are open until midnight or later, and they'll have chairs
- 48:14Speaker 1: and tables in front of them, and you'll just see
- 48:15Speaker 1: groups of people. Everyone's just hanging out, a lot of beers,
- 48:18Speaker 1: a lot of beers and bars, a lot of beer
- 48:20Speaker 1: drinking here. But it just seemed, yeah, it's a very
- 48:23Speaker 1: fun my neighborhood. Especially, it is a very fun neighborhood.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Well I say especially, but it seems like every part
- 48:29Speaker 1: of the city I visited is like this. So yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 1: Median is a very fun place. Everybody keeps telling me
- 48:36Speaker 1: how safe it is, though, and that is the only
- 48:40Speaker 1: thing in this hole in my entire experience in Columbia
- 48:43Speaker 1: so far, in Median anyway, That's the only reason I'm like, wait,
- 48:48Speaker 1: is it safe? Because half a dozen people have made
- 48:52Speaker 1: pains to be like, don't worry, it's safe. I think
- 48:55Speaker 1: they're doing that because I'm so obviously not Colombian, and
- 48:59Speaker 1: they're this perception of Mediean especially being dangerous because fifty
- 49:03Speaker 1: years ago the drugs and all that. So maybe they're
- 49:06Speaker 1: just reassuring me, But too many people are doing it,
- 49:09Speaker 1: and now I'm like, how safe is it? But I,
- 49:12Speaker 1: according to the violent statistics, which I think I mentioned.
- 49:15Speaker 1: It's safer than most American cities, even without mass shootings.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Just violent crime is a lot less here than in
- 49:23Speaker 1: the US. Oh, I was jogging the other day and
- 49:27Speaker 1: there was like a bundle of trash or something on
- 49:30Speaker 1: the sidewalk, because I was like, oh, it's trash day.
- 49:33Speaker 1: And then I got closer and it wasn't a bundle
- 49:35Speaker 1: of bags. There was a homeless guy lying head down
- 49:39Speaker 1: and like his legs and waste were on the grass
- 49:43Speaker 1: and he was lying face up downhill off the grass
- 49:47Speaker 1: onto the sidewalk. But he didn't look like he was hurt.
- 49:51Speaker 1: It looked like he was on drugs. It looked like
- 49:54Speaker 1: he was higher than a kite. He looked pretty peaceful.
- 49:58Speaker 1: He looked very peaceful his drug stoopor so I just
- 50:02Speaker 1: walked around him and kept going. And another guy walking
- 50:06Speaker 1: past me and he looked down and then just kept walking. Also,
- 50:10Speaker 1: there are drug gee people here. So since the first day,
- 50:13Speaker 1: I have seen people living on the streets because I mean,
- 50:16Speaker 1: this is the perfect climate if you want to be homeless,
- 50:19Speaker 1: this is the city to be homeless in. It's like
- 50:22Speaker 1: seventies in the morning and then it's sixty high fifties
- 50:29Speaker 1: at night, and that's three hundred and sixty five days
- 50:32Speaker 1: of the year. This is a pretty shocking climate. It's
- 50:35Speaker 1: a little too warm for me still, but I think
- 50:38Speaker 1: part of that is because I can't I don't have
- 50:40Speaker 1: any breeze. I have one window and one door next
- 50:42Speaker 1: to each other, the front door, but there's no cross
- 50:47Speaker 1: breeze or there's no exit for there's nothing on the
- 50:50Speaker 1: other side of the apartment. There's no window or any
- 50:53Speaker 1: ventilation at all. So I think I'm warmer in here
- 50:56Speaker 1: than I otherwise would be if there was any amount
- 50:58Speaker 1: of ventilation outside of the front door, in the window
- 51:03Speaker 1: right next to it. I will say. The homeless people
- 51:06Speaker 1: here and the druggies whatever, all the street people very
- 51:11Speaker 1: very nice people. Everyone's super courteous, like much more so
- 51:15Speaker 1: than in city. I'm very used to homeless people and
- 51:19Speaker 1: people on the street coming from the US, of course,
- 51:22Speaker 1: that's like our staple. But like I said, the climate
- 51:25Speaker 1: is perfect here and it's really not very expensive to
- 51:30Speaker 1: get food, and I think some restaurants must even give
- 51:33Speaker 1: their old food to the homeless people or something, because yeah,
- 51:36Speaker 1: all the homeless people are very nice. They're very talkative
- 51:40Speaker 1: and happy. They all seem pretty happy. Yeah, it's just
- 51:43Speaker 1: a comfortable. This is a very good city to be homeless,
- 51:46Speaker 1: and it makes sense. There's one dude and whenever he
- 51:49Speaker 1: sees me, he's like, hey, he can't speak English, and
- 51:52Speaker 1: I just say something crappy and Spanish, but he always
- 51:55Speaker 1: fist bumps me and he's always like selling little bits
- 51:58Speaker 1: of candy. And I told him I can't candy because
- 52:00Speaker 1: my teeth are dead, and that's not quite true. I
- 52:04Speaker 1: just don't want to buy candy. But it's not quite
- 52:06Speaker 1: wrong either, because if I my teeth are pretty terrible,
- 52:10Speaker 1: but half of them aren't real anymore, so those ones
- 52:12Speaker 1: are fine. So I've been using the air fryer a lot.
- 52:16Speaker 1: And I bought a bag of chicken wings for five
- 52:19Speaker 1: bucks and I cooked them and they cooked really fast,
- 52:24Speaker 1: in like ten minutes, and I was like, WHOA, what
- 52:25Speaker 1: the heck? And I checked the bag and said they
- 52:27Speaker 1: were pre cooked already, and they tasted pretty good, but
- 52:32Speaker 1: I didn't realize they were pre cooked, and I was
- 52:35Speaker 1: kind of surprised they were five dollars because all the
- 52:37Speaker 1: prices produce and other meat, so they're cheap. You can
- 52:42Speaker 1: get a pound of steak for I don't know, fifty cents,
- 52:47Speaker 1: and this was ten chicken wings maybe for five dollars.
- 52:52Speaker 1: It just seemed really expensive for the country. So I
- 52:55Speaker 1: went and got raw chicken wings, and they were or
- 52:59Speaker 1: less a quarter of the price. They were five They
- 53:01Speaker 1: were a dollar fifty for two and a half pounds. No,
- 53:06Speaker 1: that would have been three pounds of chicken wings. So yeah,
- 53:09Speaker 1: like sixty cents a pound or whatever. No, that's like
- 53:11Speaker 1: forty cents a pound for chicken wings. The chicken wings
- 53:15Speaker 1: do have the back of the chicken connected, so I
- 53:19Speaker 1: get like a drumstick and a wing, drumstick, wing, and
- 53:23Speaker 1: then the back portion of the chicken. But it's great
- 53:26Speaker 1: because it has meat on it. It's just the ribbed part.
- 53:29Speaker 1: It's chicken ribs. Yeah, it's chicken ribs actually, now that
- 53:32Speaker 1: I think about it. And these are fresh chicken wings,
- 53:35Speaker 1: not pre cooked, so it takes a little longer to
- 53:38Speaker 1: cook them all. It takes twice as long to cook them.
- 53:40Speaker 1: It takes twenty twenty two minutes whatever instead of eleven minutes.
- 53:44Speaker 1: But it's just an air fryer, so I don't gotta
- 53:46Speaker 1: do anything and taste fantastic. They taste fresh, and it
- 53:50Speaker 1: cost me a dollar. It cost me a dollar twenty
- 53:53Speaker 1: for ten chicken wing is yeah, that's right. It's about
- 53:58Speaker 1: a dollar twenty for eight chicken wings, four wing tips
- 54:04Speaker 1: and two chicken ribs for a dollar twenty and I
- 54:07Speaker 1: just throw them in the air fryer, put on that
- 54:08Speaker 1: spice or whatever flavor I want. Yeah, it's great. There's
- 54:13Speaker 1: one girl who sells the chicken wings. She's always there
- 54:16Speaker 1: and she always talks to me. But she's one of
- 54:19Speaker 1: those people that doesn't get I can't understand. And just
- 54:23Speaker 1: every time I say like a, no intendolo sando miss
- 54:26Speaker 1: pilavarases mas pecanio, No no sofi siente palavoras. I don't
- 54:30Speaker 1: have enough words. I can't understand enough words, and she's like, ah,
- 54:34Speaker 1: he's speaking, and so she just speaks to me faster
- 54:37Speaker 1: and more. I'm like, thank you so much. I really
- 54:39Speaker 1: can't understand what you're saying, though, and then she just
- 54:42Speaker 1: keeps speaking Spanish to me. It looks like she's having
- 54:44Speaker 1: a good time, so I mostly let it go. But
- 54:47Speaker 1: and if this is a slur or swear word, I
- 54:49Speaker 1: don't know. She kept saying waka no to me wakano,
- 54:54Speaker 1: wakano wa kano, and I looked up in the dictionary
- 54:57Speaker 1: how I would think it would be spelled. I'm apparently wrong.
- 55:00Speaker 1: What is wacano? Are there any Spanish speakers who know
- 55:02Speaker 1: what wacano means? Because after a few times I was
- 55:06Speaker 1: like wacano and she got really happy and clapped her
- 55:09Speaker 1: hands said seeo ocano, and I was like, what the
- 55:12Speaker 1: heck is that? So if you know, let me know,
- 55:15Speaker 1: because I can't find out what that word is, but
- 55:17Speaker 1: it seems like some kind of cuss word. But you
- 55:22Speaker 1: know what they got, the fresh chicken. Doesn't scare me
- 55:25Speaker 1: to make a mistake with my Spanish. I've been cooking
- 55:28Speaker 1: a lot of chicken wings. I've been cooking chicken wings
- 55:30Speaker 1: every other day. Instead of one dollar, I got two
- 55:33Speaker 1: dollars of chicken wings a couple days ago, and I
- 55:38Speaker 1: was like, okay, this is crazy, this is like too many.
- 55:40Speaker 1: I didn't realize how much this would be because the
- 55:43Speaker 1: one dollar twenty of chicken wings I bought was already
- 55:45Speaker 1: so much food, but it was so good I ate
- 55:47Speaker 1: it quickly. So I was like, well, I just get
- 55:49Speaker 1: twice as many. Just have a party, And so I
- 55:52Speaker 1: did but that's a lot. It's sixteen little wings and
- 55:58Speaker 1: drums and ate wing tips and then four of those
- 56:03Speaker 1: chicken rips, so it's like a lot of meat and
- 56:06Speaker 1: a lot of skin. Because when I have an air fryer,
- 56:08Speaker 1: I will eat a lot of the skin, not all
- 56:10Speaker 1: of it. But I usually don't like chicken wing skin
- 56:13Speaker 1: too much because it isn't cooked enough, so it's not
- 56:16Speaker 1: crispy if it's just marinated. I don't want to eat
- 56:19Speaker 1: chicken skin very much. But if I can air fry it,
- 56:21Speaker 1: I love crispy chicken skin on a chicken wing. Tasty, tasty,
- 56:28Speaker 1: especially with my sauces or my spices or whatever, and
- 56:30Speaker 1: I get to cook it exactly how dry I like it,
- 56:33Speaker 1: not burnt, but real crispy, real, right about eleven and
- 56:36Speaker 1: a half minutes. Yeah, so I had way too many
- 56:39Speaker 1: and I ate half of them. And then I figured, oh,
- 56:42Speaker 1: you know what, like those ones I bought the first time,
- 56:44Speaker 1: I can just pre cook these and then put them
- 56:46Speaker 1: in the freezer and then i'll have them. I'll have
- 56:49Speaker 1: already cooked out a bunch of the oil. They'll cook
- 56:51Speaker 1: faster than normal because yeah, I've pre cooked them, And
- 56:55Speaker 1: I was really excited about this idea. So I also
- 56:57Speaker 1: cut up all of the potatoes that I had left over,
- 57:01Speaker 1: and I did that, but it took forever because I
- 57:04Speaker 1: could only fit five chicken pieces in the air fryer
- 57:07Speaker 1: at a time, so I had to do I don't
- 57:10Speaker 1: even know, and I have to flip them after six minutes,
- 57:12Speaker 1: so cooks evenly. More of the story is it was
- 57:15Speaker 1: not worth it pre cooking all of these chicken wings,
- 57:18Speaker 1: and my entire apartment smelled like chicken wings because I
- 57:22Speaker 1: had to cook fry so many of them in the
- 57:24Speaker 1: air fryer, and then I fried all of the potatoes
- 57:28Speaker 1: too in the leftover chicken fat, but there was just
- 57:32Speaker 1: too much, so the entire apartment smelled like chicken for
- 57:35Speaker 1: a long time. And after I did that, I had
- 57:38Speaker 1: to put them all the pre cooked potatoes and chicken
- 57:41Speaker 1: wings in the freezer, and then the refrigerator was running
- 57:45Speaker 1: for like four hours trying to freeze everything, so I
- 57:48Speaker 1: couldn't record this yesterday. I think it was maybe two
- 57:53Speaker 1: days No, I think it was yesterday. No, it's two
- 57:55Speaker 1: days ago probably, And at the end of it, all
- 57:58Speaker 1: I had was like one meals worth of chicken for
- 58:02Speaker 1: me and French fries, and I was like, Okay, never
- 58:05Speaker 1: doing that again. I'll just cook it fresh. Take a
- 58:07Speaker 1: little longer, but I just do it once at a time.
- 58:10Speaker 1: There's not as much smell and just way easier in
- 58:14Speaker 1: every respect to cook the fresh chicken wings one time
- 58:18Speaker 1: instead of pre cooking things and doing a whole it took.
- 58:20Speaker 1: It felt like I just cooked everything twice for no reason,
- 58:25Speaker 1: and that is because I did. That's exactly what happened.
- 58:27Speaker 1: That's why it feels like that. Ooh, the French fries
- 58:31Speaker 1: were good, though. I have been eating a lot of
- 58:33Speaker 1: French fries because a bag of potatoes is sixty cents,
- 58:36Speaker 1: so I just buy a bag and then chop up
- 58:38Speaker 1: a couple or a few and fry them up for air,
- 58:42Speaker 1: fry them up with whatever else I'm having that day. Oh.
- 58:45Speaker 1: I finally got to make my guacamole yesterday for the
- 58:48Speaker 1: first time. The avocados I bought for sixty cents, six
- 58:51Speaker 1: for sixty cents were not ripe yet, so I've been
- 58:55Speaker 1: waiting for them to ripen, and they finally two of
- 58:57Speaker 1: them definitely ripened yesterday. Do you know the trick for
- 59:01Speaker 1: ripe avocados? I always thought you had to feel them,
- 59:04Speaker 1: because that's what my parents taught me, and that's what
- 59:07Speaker 1: I saw everybody in every store ever in my whole life,
- 59:10Speaker 1: including today, doing with avocados. They pick them up, they
- 59:13Speaker 1: squeeze them a little, and then they put them down
- 59:16Speaker 1: or they put them in their cart, depending on whatever
- 59:19Speaker 1: they felt. But that is incorrect. There's the little part
- 59:24Speaker 1: of the stem left over on the top of the avocado,
- 59:27Speaker 1: just that little stem part. If that stem part doesn't
- 59:31Speaker 1: move it all, it is not ripe. Don't cut into it.
- 59:34Speaker 1: I used to do that. I just have to cut
- 59:35Speaker 1: into my avocados to check. And I did that for years,
- 59:38Speaker 1: and I was like, there's got to be a better way,
- 59:40Speaker 1: and I looked online. Nobody told me this ever, and
- 59:43Speaker 1: apparently this wasn't widely known. Maybe it's very common nowadays,
- 59:47Speaker 1: common knowledge. But anyway, that's the trick. The little part
- 59:50Speaker 1: of the stem on top, if it doesn't move at all,
- 59:52Speaker 1: it's not ripe. If it moves a little, it's almost ripe.
- 59:55Speaker 1: And if it has fallen out or it can be
- 59:57Speaker 1: popped off very easily, just really just move your finger
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: and if it rubs right off, then the avocado is fresh.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: It's ready to make guacamole with, or ready to be
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: chopped up in a cell. It's perfectly ripe when that
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: little piece of stem falls off on its own or
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: comes off with very little pressure. And two of my
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: avocados yesterday, it was still a little stiff, but they
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: were loose, and I really want to have some guacamole yesterday,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: so I did it. But I'm probably gonna make some
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: more today because the day after they're almost ready in
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: a batch, all the other batch is gonna be ready
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: the next day. That's probably I haven't checked actually today,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: but if they're ready, I'm gonna make them. And I'm
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: pretty sure they'll be ready, because that's how it usually goes.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: In fact, let's wrap this up here. I'm gonna go
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: make some guacamole. I hope you had a wonderful day today.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: You can talk to me at bit of a Rambler
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: at gmail dot com or a Bit of a Rambler
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: and Blue Sky and Lemmy, I am looking forward to
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: hearing from you.