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Paco Tells Jesus Stories · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  So one day this rich dude comes to Jesus and says, hey Jesus,
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  what I got to do to go to heaven man?
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  And Jesus says, hey Holmes, just honor the code.
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  What code? You know the 10 codes.
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  You mean commandments? Whatever, so the rich dude says
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  OK man, I'd be doing it my whole life.
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  And Jesus says no, you ain't be doing them homie.
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  He's not obeying the 10 commandments, I understand.
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  Anyway, so Jesus says there is one you ain't doing.
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  And the dude says are you crazy? I'd be doing them my whole life.
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  And Jesus says there's one you ain't doing.
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  You've been chilling on money more than God.
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  Chilling on money. Yeah, like money was his right,
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  you know? No, I don't know.
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  He loved money more than he loved God.
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  Why didn't you say that? I did.
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  Go on. So Jesus tells the rich dude,
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  give away your money Holmes and follow me.
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  And the dude says no way Jose and he just walks away man.
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  He wasn't obedient. What?
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  That's our word for today. Obedient.
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  Matthew 724 says anyone who listens to God's word and does
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  it is wise. So the wise person is obedient
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  to God's Word. You do know what obedient means,
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  don't you, Paco? What are you thinking?
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  Of course I know what it means. OK, prove it.
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  Prove it. Like if I tell you to do
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  something, how would you be obedient?
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  Depends on what you tell me to do.
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  No, it doesn't. If I tell you to do something,
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  you're either obedient or you're not obedient.
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  That's what I'm saying. What if you tell me to eat my
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  veggies? Maybe I'd be doing it.
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  Depends on if I like the veggies.
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  If I don't like them, I'd be not doing it.
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  Now if you tell me to jump off a Cliff, there is no way I'd be
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  doing that. But if you tell me to tell
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  someone about Jesus, I'd be doing it.
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  That's OB doing it. The word is obedient, not OB
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  doing it. Same thing man.
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  It's. Not the same thing.
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  If I tell you to do something and you do it, that's obedient.
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  I'd be doing it. But if I tell you to do
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  something and you don't do it, then you're not obedient.
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  I'd be not doing it. The word is obedient.
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  OB doing it. I give up, you win.
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  I be did it man, I be did it. So one day this homie gets
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  attacked by a gang and they beat him up and leave him lying on
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  the road crying. And so this priest comes and
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  sees the homie lying on the ground, and then crosses the
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  street to go around him. Why didn't he help him?
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  I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
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  Well, what's his name? Whose name?
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  The priest that walked around, the guy that was hurt.
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  I don't know his name. The Bible doesn't say.
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  It's a Bible story. Yeah, it's a story of the good
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  slow meriton the. Good slow meriton.
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  I've never heard of that story. Which is why I'm telling it so
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  Then another guy comes walking by.
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  I think he worked for the church too, but he looked at the homie
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  and didn't want to help the homie either, so he crossed the
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  street and walked away. Shouldn't the people from a
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  church be willing to help someone that's.
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  Hurting, right? But they didn't.
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  So then along comes the slow marathon and he sees the homie
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  and says, hey homie, what happened to you?
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  And the homie says some lactose messed me up man, can you help
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  me? And the slow marathon says, See
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  what I have to warn you, I'm a marathon, and a slow one at
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  that. Why did he say that?
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  'Cause he was really slow, man. Oh, I mean why did he warn him
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  that he was a marathon? I don't know.
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  No, maybe he smelled funny. Anyway, he takes him to the
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  motel and he. The motel.
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  Yeah, because they didn't have a hospital, I guess.
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  And I think the hotel guy was a doctor because the slow Meritan
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  paid him to take care of the homie.
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  That sounds a lot like the story of the Good Samaritan.
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  I Samaritan, What? What did I say?
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  You said slow Meritan. Well, forget.
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  What I said. No, it was still a good story.
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  The person that you thought would be loving the priest and
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  the other guy that worked at the church, they weren't loving at
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  all. It was the guy that no one
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  expected to help, the guy that smelled bad that actually ended
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  up being a good neighbor because he was loving.
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  That's our word for today, Paco Loving.
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  So the slow Meritan ended up being the Good Samaritan?
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  What? So if you're a fast Meritan,
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  does that make you a bad Samaritan?
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  OK, you're not making any sense at all.
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  So we all need to slow down and help people that are hurting.
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  That's a good point. Luke 631 says do to others as
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  you would like them to do to. You so slow down and be loving.
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  Yeah, what? He said.
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  Right low and slow. One day Jesus was taking a
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  little siesta, a nap, You know, he didn't have a car so we had
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  to walk everywhere. Anyways, this Mama tries to
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  bring her Nino. Her Nino.
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  Her little boy. So the Mama wants Jesus to say
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  something good to her little Nino.
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  Her little boy. You know, like a prayer.
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  But the disciple says to her own momento Well, they say, wait a
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  minute. OK.
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  So the disciple says to her, Jesus is taking a siesta.
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  And the Mama says to the disciple, please, we walked all
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  the way here because we don't have a car either.
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  She said she didn't have a car. Why would she say that she
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  doesn't even know what a car is? But you said?
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  That's why they walked around everywhere.
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  Nobody. There's a car in the Bible I but
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  they have Chariots, which are kind of like cars.
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  It's like a cart that a horse pulls around, but you have to be
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  in the army to get a chariot. Sorry.
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  I asked. Anyways, the Mama wouldn't go
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  away. The disciple would tell her no.
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  And the Mama would say, don't you tell me no.
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  You wake Jesus up. And so Jesus wakes up because
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  the Mama is hitting the disciple with her chocolate.
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  Pass, pass, pass. Her.
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  Her slipper. I think it was still morning.
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  Anyways, Jesus wakes up and says what's up?
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  And the disciple says, Jesus, this senora wants you to say
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  something good to her little Nino, her little boy.
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  And Jesus says, I would love to say a prayer for the Nino.
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  And so he did. That's a great story of how the
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  little boy's Mama didn't lose hope.
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  She stayed hopeful. That's our word for today, Paco.
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  Hopeful. When we put our trust in God,
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  even when it looks like bad things are happening all around
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  us, we know that God is going to do something good.
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  That's why Mark 1014 says let the children come to me.
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  I remember one time I was hopeful.
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  I was watching TV with my Big Brother and he kept passing gas
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  sticking up the room. So I got put up and empty the
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  kitchen trash. That's being helpful, not
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  hopeful. No, I was hopeful.
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  I put the trash under my big brother's bed, hoping it would
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  stink up his room so he would know how I felt.
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  That's not putting your trust in God, Paco.
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  It's not. No, you should be praying for
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  your brother instead of putting trash under his bed.
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  Well, I'm praying that he smells it.
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  Does that count? I give up.
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  What did I say? Hey, I hope you're not mad at
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  me. Dear God, help fish not to be
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  mad at me. OK?
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  So one day Jesus is teaching his disciples, and then Santiago and
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  Juan. Santa who?
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  Not Santa Who? Santiago and Juan.
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  Who are they? Jesus disciples, I don't.
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  Remember a Santiago and Juan? Well then read your Bible
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  anyway. So Santiago and Juan go to Jesus
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  and say, hey, when we get to heaven, can we sit beside you?
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  You know, like right next to you.
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  Oh, you mean James and John? That's what I said.
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  No, you said Santiago and Juan. It was same thing.
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  So why did they want to sit next to Jesus?
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  What do you think? They wanted to be in charge,
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  man. In charge.
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  Yeah, you know, Jesus is the king on his throne, and then his
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  assistant kings, Santiago and Juan, sit beside him.
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  But Jesus said if you want to be in charge, then you have to be a
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  surfer. A surfer.
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  Yeah, the greatest in his Kingdom is the surfer of all.
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  I think you mean Servant. Serpent.
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  Isn't that a snake? Servant, A person that serves,
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  that helps others. In fact, our word for today is
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  helpful. Galatians 513 says serve one
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  another in love. That's being helpful.
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  Helpful. Yeah, Jesus was telling them
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  that to be great in his Kingdom you have to be helpful.
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  Well, I'm always helpful when it's time to eat.
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  Do you pass the food around? No, I just tell my Mama I want a
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  helping full of beans and a helping full of rice and a
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  helping full of carne. No, no, no.
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  Not helping. Full helpful.
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  That means you help others every time you have a chance.
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  Like when I put my plate in the sink.
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  Yeah, but you could offer to put someone else's plate in the
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  sink, too. Like who?
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  Anybody. Your mom, your dad, your brother
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  or sister. Can't they take their own
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  plates? They have two legs.
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  What else can I do to be helpful?
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  Well, if someone was hurt, you could pray for them or cheer
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  them up or get them some water. If someone was getting picked
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  on, you could be their friend and stand up for them.
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  And if somebody didn't know Jesus, well, you could tell
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  them. Those are good ideas, Fish.
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  I'm going to start being helpful.
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  Can I put your plate in the sink for you?
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  For me. Yeah, you don't have any legs,
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  so I thought I would help. So one day this man named, I'll
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  call him Mr. Z. Mr. Z.
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  His name is too hard to say. It starts with AZ.
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  You mean Zacchaeus? That's it.
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  Zach. Zach, Zach.
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  So Mr. Z heard Jesus was coming to town and he wanted to see
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  him, but there was already a line of people all over the
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  place, and Mr. Z couldn't see because everyone was too tall.
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  Everyone was too tall. Yeah, because Mr. Z was like,
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  really short. Well, how short was he?
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  I don't know, too short to see over the people.
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  We should have asked to be in front.
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  I'm sure the people would have let him through.
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  No way, Jose. Not Mr. Z, Ain't nobody like
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  him. Why not?
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  He was a wax collector. A wax collector.
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  Yeah, like when you dig around in your ears and get some wax
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  out of it, most people wipe it off and throw it away.
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  But Mr. Z, he collected it. That's gross, huh?
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  I don't know. I don't have any ears.
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  Anyways, Mr. Z decides to climb a tree, which usually only tall
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  people can do unless they get a boost from someone.
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  But he climbs a tree and sees Jesus, and Jesus sees him and
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  says, and Mr. Z, I'm coming to your house to eat.
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  When did Jesus say that? I don't know, maybe Mr. Z at a
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  restaurant at his house. Hey, maybe it had candles on the
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  table which would explain the wax collecting.
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  So did Zacchaeus take him to his house?
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  Of course, and all the people were upset because they didn't
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  like Mr. Z and Jesus chose him to go eat with.
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  That's because Jesus is friendly.
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  That's our word for today. Friendly.
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  Yeah, he was friendly even to the person everyone else hated.
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  That's what God's love in US does.
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  It makes us friendly, John 1512 says.
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  I love others like Jesus loves me.
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  Mr. Z must have gotten some of God's love in him, because after
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  eating with Jesus, he started being friendly to poor people.
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  He gave them half of his money. Wow that is friendly.
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  So did people start liking him after that?
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  The poor people, yes. Everyone else, no.
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  He told Jesus that he was going to give people back four times
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  as much earwax as he had taken from them.
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  That's gross times 4 man. Wait a minute, I just remembered
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  Zacchaeus wasn't a wax collector, he's a tax collector.
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  Taxes are money that you have to pay to the government.
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  So he got taxes out of people's ears.
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  Not out of their ears, out of their wallets.
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  What about the candles in this restaurant?
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  Were they made out of taxes? Well, if he had candles, I'm
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  sure they were made out of wax. So Mr. Z was a wax and tax
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  collector. You left without saying goodbye
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  again. That's not very friendly.
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  So this man had two sons, and one of the sons said, hey, Dad,
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  can I have my allowance? And I guess it was a big
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  allowance because he packed up his clothes and moved out of the
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  house. Where did he go?
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  He must have gotten an apartment or something.
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  Wow, that's a big allowance. Right, so he starts spending all
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  of his money doing bad things. Like kind of bad things.
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  I don't know bad things like playing those video games your
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  mom doesn't let you play, I guess.
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  Anyways, pretty soon he's all out of money, so he has to get a
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  job. You mean like at McDonald's?
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  I don't know what his name was but it was a job feeding pigs
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  and whenever he got paid it wasn't enough to buy food so he
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  had to eat the pig food that he was feeding the pigs.
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  So what happened to him? Well, one day he remembered what
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  it was like to be at home with his dad, so he decided to move
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  back home. That was smart.
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  Yeah, but he was worried that his dad would be mad because he
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  spent all of his allowance playing all those bad video
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  games and stuff, so he decided to ask his dad for a job.
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  So he would get paid an allowance again and live at home
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  for free. Well, I think he was willing to
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  just work for food, you know, home cooked meals instead of big
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  food. He didn't care about the
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  allowance. So did his dad say yes?
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  See that's the crazy part. Ever since he left home, the dad
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  would be looking down the street hoping he would come back.
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  So when he finally did come back, his dad was so happy he
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  threw a big party for him and I guess he left all of his clothes
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  back at the apartment because his dad had to give him shoes
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  and robes and stuff. His dad must have had a lot of
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  patience. What, like he was a doctor?
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  No, he waited every day for his son to come home.
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  He never stopped loving his Son even though he moved away.
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  That's how God is. First Corinthians 13, seven says
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  love never gives up. Patience means you never give
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  up. Oh so like the dad saved all of
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  his allowance that he didn't have to pay since his son moved
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  away? He didn't have to give it up
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  since he wasn't there? What?
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  The allowance, the money? If he had still lived at home,
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  he would have gotten more money for his allowance, but the dad
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  didn't have to pay since he moved away.
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  Patience. The word is patience.
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  Yeah, that's what I said. Never mind.
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  Hey, are you giving up? Where's your pace sense?