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Paintballs, Bling & Bad Drunk Decisions #13 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Here comes your shout with Jay and Brayden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys and welcome back to episode 13 of Your Shout with Jay and Brayden the podcast, the first one of 2026.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, how you doing, guys?
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: How you doing?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mate, it's good to be back.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's a happy new year, mate.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: Happy belated new year for you, mate.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well actually for everyone listening, happy belated new year to you guys because when you cut when you listen to this, I think it'll be mid-January.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: So it's a bit of a like happy new year, but hey, it doesn't matter.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it's good to be back knowing that we're back for 2026.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, mate, let's start off with you.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: How was very weak, very quick recap.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: How was Chrissy?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Chrissy was good, man.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Chrissy was good.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Um, can't complain.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: It was great.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Uh weather.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: Did you have it at Naomi's parents?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: I thought we had it.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: I did, yeah.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: And dude, the pool, so they forgot to take the cover off.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: Understandable.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like it we didn't think it was going to be that hot.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Christmas Day was hot.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: There was so they got like this cover over the pool to keep it nice and oh, I guess like for it was for winter, really.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like if it was hot or whatnot, it'd keep it nice and warm.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: They forgot to take it off, and obviously it's been hot a couple days prior.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: They took it off Christmas Day and we're going in a pool, and it's like a sauna.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even joking.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like you it's hotter in there than outside.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: I was in there for a little bit and I'm like, I feel like I feel sick.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm cooking.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: I can't do it.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: But man, it was so good.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: They um uh helped uh Graham build a uh pool table um recently over there.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: So it's like a three in one, it's like a so it's like a table.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's uh originally a pool table, and the actual table flips three like a three sixty oh no, a one eighty and turns into an air hockey table with like has an air motor in it.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's awesome.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: And then you can put like this um attachment onto it to make it a ping pong table.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: It is the coolest fucking thing.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: So do they have that outside or inside?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: It was so much fun, man.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: Did you play all of them or just the pool?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, we played the pool and the air hockey.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't played air hockey in years.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: It was so much fun, it was so much fun.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: I was had so many tricks.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think I went Christmas, no, that was New Year's.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: New Year's.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: I went down, I did I had like half a carton.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Easy, easy half a cut in Christmas.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Easy.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, very good.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my Christmas is good, and as you know, it was a hot Christmas.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we had the air con blast and got in the pool, um, had the family over, which was good.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: Christmas Eve was over at Kate's, which was nice doing that.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, then fast forward, you know, those couple of days leading up to New Year's where there's not much to do.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Kate and I went over to the beautiful Morton Island.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, first time I've been there in four years, which is a bit surprising because I have been over there a lot of times in my life.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um, beautiful weather over there.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: Hacked.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Get this.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: This is a funny thing.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: 79 series, the barge we're on.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: We were doing a walk-on.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: We didn't bring a car, so we walked on.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: So when you walk on, you're the you're the first ones on, but you're the last ones off.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: So when we rocked up Morton Island, I was standing over the balcony, I was watching all the cars come off, and yeah, I've noticed it was high tide.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like there was not much beach.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: So when you had to come off the barge, you had to give it some to, or you would have just been bogged.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, this 79 series has come out.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: As soon as he's hit the sand, and I'm looking at him and he's just spinning, and I've noticed the front wheels weren't spinning.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, this guy doesn't even have it in full drive.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_02: So the barge got held up probably a good 20 minutes because this guy now is blocking the the off the ramp.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_02: No one else can get off because he's just blocking it.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that went past, went to our um family friends' house who owned the house over there, spent a good time there.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: New Year's Eve, we went to Tangle Morex and we're in the water, boats go lord, just boats everywhere.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I thought to myself, and I I said to myself, I will start at three o'clock in the afternoon.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think I started at like 10:30 in the morning.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, they usually do that.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's around three o'clock in the afternoon.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: And then I thought to myself, and I could feel myself going a bit and because where we were parked, we were parked right next to the water.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: So we were actually in standing room waste.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_02: So I was standing in the water above my waist height.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: And the beauty of that is you can literally stand in that spot all day because you just pee in the spot too.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: And the SK was right there.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm just there.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I and you know, after a while, when you're like, if you ever go to a pub or anything and you sit down there, and you know those QR codes, you know, you don't even have to get up anymore to get your drinks.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever had that scenario where you're you're drinking so much and you haven't moved in a while, but then you go to move and you feel you're like, well, holy moly shit, I think I'm a bit uh well, because I was like that in the water, and then I ended up going, Oh, I'm just gonna go for a quick swimming out there.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: As I was swimming, I just felt really lightheaded.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, holy shit, and I will never forget this.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: I remember saying, Kate, because she was in the bicep, what's the time?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I was praying for her to say like two o'clock or three o'clock.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_02: She said, Oh, it's 12:30.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: I went, shh.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: This is New Year's Eve.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I've still got a big night ahead of me.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, we get back to, we we get all the boats back, we get back to the house, and now it's about four o'clock.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm I said to Kate, I said, there is no way I'm making it to midnight.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: I can already feel myself.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: I know that I'm gonna because I'm one of those drunks, once you hit a peak, I just I don't keep going.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: I just I crash.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll get I'll crash instantly.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: I could feel myself getting to that peak.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: So I was trying to space out the beers, and I thought I won't get on the spirits yet.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: But then we're sitting on the deck and we all got ready and we were like wearing Hawaiian shirts and we're sitting on the deck, we're having some Mexican food.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's about seven o'clock.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: Then these friends we haven't seen in ages rock up.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_02: Instantly, I think I made it to 12:30.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was one of those parties, and I think it was a great night because it was spontaneous, like we didn't plan it or anything.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: People just rocked up, and it was so much fun.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Kate and I went down the beach, saw some fireworks because people had fireworks letting off down the beach.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, and then I said to Kate, I said, okay, midnight's there, let's go straight back to bed.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: Some of us, some of the people that we were with didn't get back home till 4 30 in the morning.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking, fuck that.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, but yeah, ended up making it 12 30.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't think I was, but yeah, did a whole, I think I could safe to say I did a whole 24 hours of just bending you like.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: Nice, fuck yeah.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I remember talking to Juzzy because uh what's it?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: He he went to the city and I I hopped on we were playing the game the next day because at home, just want to relax.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: And Alex was like, hey man, how was last night?
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: I was like oh man, it was fucking pretty good.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: Went to the valley and you know, this, this, that, it was great time.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh yeah, like what time did you guys end up finishing?
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Oh, I think it was like four, five o'clock or something.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you fucking wicked cunt.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: You are I was like, man, I was I was drinking, and then all of a sudden, I think when it hit New Year's, I was like, oh, sweet, cool, time to go to bed.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't get what people okay, because sometimes I've had New Year's where it's like 11 o'clock and I just want to say happy new year now and leave.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like, why do I have to wait this extra hour?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I remember that was like when last year and we went to the city, I was dying.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh my god, because when we got, I remember last year I was on cocktails and everything, and I don't drink cocktails.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: And then that's the thing, and I don't know, and these people stayed out past midnight.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like, why?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_02: What why do you want to stay up past midnight?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's happy New Year's stuff.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Uh uh if you have a good group of friends and like you're out, I think it's pretty, pretty easy.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's pretty easy to live like.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Last time when we went to that night, I reckon I could have stayed up for a heap longer.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: I was the opposite, I was dying.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon I could have.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I maybe drank a bit more, we went somewhere else.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like, because if we were at the casino, if I had more money on me, bro, I would have fucking stabbed.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember our friend?
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't wanna do you remember the friend who stayed with us and he I don't want to mention his name because he don't know if he would want me to talk about it.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_02: But do you remember when the the girls, those um like 30-year-old girls took Oh yes, yes, dude, that was so much.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: I won't mention the guy's name, but we had this friend, and was it it was that night, wasn't it?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: It was New Year's night, or was it the night before New Year's Night?
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm pretty sure we didn't do anything the night before New Year's.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: No, it was New Year's Night.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: New Year's night because that night when they're No, the one I'm thinking of was where we where we were on the floor, we're at one end of the floor and the other, and now at the other end of the floor was this group of girls who were um about I'd say in their 30s, like early, late 20s, early mid-30s.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_02: And um, one of our mates ended up like going down to their apartment and he was gone for hours.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_02: He was gone for hours, and I'm thinking, this motherfucker.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: And he comes back, and I'm no idiot, but I to this day I still don't know what happened in there.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: He said nothing happened, but I don't know.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_00: The look on his face said I he was actually like he he was scared.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: He was, he wanted one of us to go.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_00: It was like he's like, Oh, can you come on?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pro I think I think he wanted one of us.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: If not, I'm sorry, bro.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but yeah, no, like it was a good time.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it was a good time.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: But he said, yeah, I think he was saying like he was worried, like it was like it was just like it was weird or something.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: It was a bit out of the blue.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: But fuck, it was funny.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck, it was so fucking so out of the order now.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember when we were sitting in the apartment and we're like, it's been an hour and he's still not back.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: I was wondering, I was like, is it kind of gonna be okay?
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like, do I need to knock on the door or something?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: Do I need to like go down there and check?
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: And then he can't eventually came back, and I'm thinking I brought slept on the floor too that fucking morning.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: He did, the poor bugger, the poor bastard.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: But when you're drunk, I think you would sleep anywhere to be.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Anything's comfortable.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: I've slept in a garden bed before, so like it's all good.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but that New Year's, that next morning, oh, I wasn't good.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: I was pretty hungover.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: I um woke up, had a coffee, then I thought I'll get some penanoline neurofin chucked into me.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, then walked down to the shop, got myself a V, then went for a swim in the water, and I'm like, well, nothing's fixing me.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: 12 o'clock in the afternoon, open a beer.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: And actually, surprisingly, it I swear the beer made me feel better.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: When I started drinking beer again, it actually made me feel better.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I uh what is it?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: The um the corner store down the road near mine sells these hangover mints.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: Hangover mints.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_00: Hangover breath mints, bro.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_02: Is it like because you know when you get that horrible taste afterwards?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe you know when you're in the morning and you get that alcohol taste in your mouth and it's just horrible.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: Is it like that or maybe I don't I uh I don't know.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: I seen and I was like, fuck, that's something cool.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: Hangover mints.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: We should we need to try that.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_02: We need to just go for a night where we just get the.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: I barely get a hangover, man.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm telling you right now, like if anything, I might get like a little bit of a pound of a headache, like for five minutes, and that's it.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: Or my stomach will be like fucked after I'd take that grogbog.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm all sweet, and then I'm all done.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_00: All done, I'm ready for the day.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: You drink beer all night though, don't you?
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: I usually I'll drink beer for majority of the night, and then if I'm super keen, I will hit the spirits, but my partner doesn't like the like my breath, like this the smell of like if I drink JD or Jim Beam or whatever.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, no, but at the moment I've been cracking into these um, we got this thing at home called house tax.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um if people leave drinks in my fridge um and you're not there, they're getting they gain touch.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: So there's there was an eight pack of these um these squash vodka six percenters.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and they taste like ass.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: And and I'll tell you what you taste it like is the fact that you could taste the alcohol, or is the fact that you could eat alcohol.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, man.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: It was weird.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like I was drinking it out of a cam, but this thing is fucking, it was just like sour as fuck.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can't do sour drinks, I can't do it.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: So and I was like, oh, I put it in a cup, I put it in a glass, sorry, and I drank it.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, fuck, this is so much better.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_00: And then I had a bit of basido and I was like, this is it.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: So last night I had like four or five of them, and they were fucking I didn't feel nothing, bro.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh you're awesome.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Is this concerning?
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Do I need to like have I reached a point where I just need to just stop or something?
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like I I love it when you look at those cans and you're like when you just said six percent.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: I love it when you like out somewhere drinking and you pick it up, you're like, oh what's this?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: And then before you crack open, you see it and it's like eight percent, and you're like, fuck.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: And you just know what you're about to drink, and you're just like shit, and you crack it open and you just like I you have like what was I drinking one night and I will never forget it.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: And um, oh I think it was the Wild Turkey 101s.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: Now the wild turkey 101s, they're like I think they're like seven percent or six and a half percent.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: Have a like six pack of those and you are gone.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's like those wood stocks, bro.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_00: You have those little tiny fucking yellow, yellow cans or whatever.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've people get fucked so easy off those.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, no.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm noticing that I I get better if I don't drink.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: I used to like drink a few beers and then I'll be onto the spirits and I'll be on the spirits all night.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I'd wake up just feeling like shit.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: I've noticed that if I stay on the beer as long as I can, then get on the spirits and have a little bit of spirits, I don't get as bad as hangover.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the spirits need to be like a little bit of a nightcap type thing.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's how I kind of treat it.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_02: Beer doesn't really give me much of a hangover.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Depends what beer I was drinking, because if I'm drinking heavy beer, it can get it can knock me.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like if I'm drinking Corona or like any of the European beers like Stellar Roster, which I love, yeah, they're five percent beers, you know.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: You have a couple of those mixed with stuff and stuff during the night, and yeah.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, what's it?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: I was drinking Great Northern Originals, New Year's, and fucking I was drinking heaps, bro.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: And Were you at your place New Year's?
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, I was at um You were at Noamies.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: Naomi's parents, yeah.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: And uh I was like, my stomach was like grumbling a little bit.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think I saw I stopped a little bit and I was it was fine, but I was like, this doesn't happen with the supercrisps, you know what I mean?
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: I can drink heaps of super crisps and not have like my stomach be like oh yeah, like you know what I mean?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, but yeah, it was just weird, like it's certainly something I've kind of like clocked on now.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's like uh okay.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like I've Are you now converting to Supercrisp?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: Because you've always been original.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: I've always been original because I like the ta I like I don't like too much of a watered-down taste, if that makes sense, you know what I mean?
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I like a bit of I don't mind it, you know what I mean.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: I can I can definitely go through a carton of that or whatnot, but which that brings me to my next thing.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: When I went to Morton Island, luckily our one of our the friends who rocked up, who spontaneously rocked up before we went over there, I said I gave him a carton, so I didn't have to carry the carton, so the carton was already on the island for me.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I brought a carton of Supercruise, and I'm there and I was there.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: I arrived Monday and we're leaving Friday.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_02: So you know that's a four good decent days.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I thought a cardinal would last me a long time.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: By the Friday, not yeah, that Friday, well, no, the Thursday, so Friday we're leaving Thursday.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: I had to go to the shop and buy a six pack of beer because I ran out.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: I was thinking, holy shit.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: That third that whole pack that cardin lasted me three days.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, yeah.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, dude, it's like you can easily drink 12 in one day.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Easily.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I was probably doing 12 a day.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like when we got there, well, when I hopped on the barge, I cracked open one.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: Because when the barge, when you're on the Morton barge, the bar opens at night.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, depends.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_00: Do you get cans or do you get stubbies?
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, when I like the thing is, is the thing is a beer tastes better over glass.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone knows that.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: But beer is so hard to handle and store when it's glass, but cans are just so much more easy.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: And when you're on the beach, you don't want much glass, like especially if you're drinking on the beach or drinking the water.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think that's a rule of thumb, you know what I mean.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: You don't really drink, you don't bring any glass beer over there, so you drink out of cans, which I don't mind drinking out of cans because you actually get more beer in there.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but that's the what that's what I'll drink, and I drink cans back at home.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, when you're on a beach or on a boat, you always you don't bring stufflies because it's just if that's just an accident waiting to happen.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um, which by the way, I would like to say New Year's was very good.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Normally, when I've been in Morton Island for New Year's, you just see shit all over the place.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_02: Now, everyone was respectful, and I love seeing that.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing pisses me off more when I see rubbish or beers left on the floor, beer cans, glass, but every party that was on the beach all picked up their rubbish and went.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought that was fucking good because some people are just lazy as shit.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man, for sure.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, you got kids that run around the next morning and all they gotta do is not see a bit of glass in the sand and then boom.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_02: So anyway, mate, we were talking about this before, changing the topic.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: You went to a bit of paintball.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, I did, man.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: It was this so much fun.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: It was yesterday.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this was yesterday.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: And man, I didn't get as many battle wounds as I actually wanted to.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'll I wish I you know what, Brayden?
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Some people wouldn't say that, but you know what?
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, it didn't even fucking hurt.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a rubber band slap, and then like you made that.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't get hit proper good then.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: Well, to be honest, I wore body armor for like 10 minutes of like the first game.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: It was too fucking hot, and I was like, stuff this.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: I started wearing like the so we got overalls like a bodysuit.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: I started wearing the overall just over my legs because it was so fucking hot, and I had the the little armor on top, and then after that, get after that round finish, we had that break.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fuck this.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: I took the armor off and then I was getting hit.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh fuck, that yeah, tiggles a bit, and then and it's over.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's like what the fuck?
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_00: So I wish like was that your first time playing paintball?
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_00: That was my first time, and I'll be definitely going again for sure.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: But I want to do gel blasters next.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I see.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't done gel blastering, I've done paintball.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: I did paint ball, it's a few years ago now, I think it was back in 2018 or something like that.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: And it was a group, big group of our mates, and um, we did all of them.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_02: One of my favourite was Capture the Flag, like, and just because one of the guys on our team, he was like, he was like an Avenger.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: He just he he gave us a group huddle and he was like, Look, he says, I don't care.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: He said he didn't even have a gun.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't even have a gun on him, he put his gun down and he went, Look, I'll just run and I'll grab it.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_02: He said, I don't care if I get hit.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: He said, just try and open this guy.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely got pelted by the thing, but he won us the capture the flag, and I I top my hats off because that day when I saw him running, it was like I saw him running in slow motion.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, this guy is a god, he's put his body out on the line and he is getting belted by every angle and didn't even have a weapon on him.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: He just wanted to run as quick as he can.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um and I remember the guy saying that was the quickest game of the capture the flag they've ever seen.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no man, we did uh what is it say or is it um protect the president?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: So that was one of the totally confidence.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dude, it was so so much fun.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: So it's the the game title's called Black Hawk Down, and basically two teams, one team's got to protect the um the president.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_00: So you for the first minute of the game he can't get hit, he's gotta stay under Black Hawk.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so it's supposed to imitate oh it crashes, everyone's down, um, and then he can go out, but you can only shoot his arms and legs, you can't shoot his chest.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, you gotta shoot his arms.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I was like, oh, so me, Justin and Connor, which is my partner uh which is uh my sister's partner, and um, yeah, what is it?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: We were just pushing them, bro.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_00: We were pushing them, we were hiding in a tank and then found a spot and we're just because the other people are the ones that are trying to get the president.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, so yeah, we were the side that were trying to attack the person, not protect them.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: So I thought you said you were the president.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we were the president on the second half.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the second half after so we got him, and it so you have to be president for 10 minutes and you won without getting hit.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: So um what's it um we got the guy in like eight minutes, 30 seconds or something, and fucking lucky bro, because it felt so long, I was like two weeks so fucked.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, we're just pushing hard, and I was just using so many fucking paintballs, bro, and then it came to us winning and then there's a hill, it's not a hill, isn't it?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: I remember the hill because I don't know if I should say this, and but I'm gonna anyway.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: I hope the guy's not listening, and I'll never forget this.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you get shot, you put your hand up in the air, yeah, and you walk back to where you get recovery and all that.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: And when you put your hand up, so if you get shot, you put your hand up in the air, so that lets everyone know that okay, this guy's been shot, we don't need to shoot him.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I'll never forget this.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: We were the ones attacking the president, and I was like, oh, move in, move in.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, got up and I shot, and as the guy was running, my mate was running, he got shot, and he was like, Oh, I've been shot.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: And the poor bugger got shot like right in the ribs, yeah.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: And he was like walking off and he put his arm up, and as he turned around to walk back down the hill to go to the recovery point, someone who was a smart ass shot him right in the ass.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: And then all you hear, this my mate was must have been pissed right off because that would have hurt.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he just goes, I've been effing hit twice, and I was pissing myself.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Which brings me to my next one.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_02: Did you play the game um with the uh was it zombie?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, we wanted to do the uh Resident Evil one that was that one that one was so much fun because it was a big field, yeah.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I remember I don't know why, but one of our mates thought it'd be a good idea.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think he was showing off because there was like some girls there, and he's like, I'm gonna take my shirt off.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: And he was on our team and he took his shirt off.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: So we had no, no, just his shirtless.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought I was I wasn't friends with him.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: He was kind of friends with that other guy, and I thought he was a bit of a dick.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I thought, you know what, I'm I'm gonna, and I'll never forget this.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was hiding behind a tree and I could see him running because he was on my team and he like went big trip, he was down, he was probably about you know, fair fair away, but he was behind a tree, and he turned his back on me.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know why, and I don't know, don't get angry at me, but I had the instinct and I turned and I just aimed and I just went and I just lit up his back.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: To this day, he didn't know it was me, but that was the most satisfying feeling ever because when when we finished, I felt pretty bad.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_02: But it was just it was like this perfect line that went up his back of all these bullet books.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, nah, man, it was so much, it was yeah, I I can't wait to go again.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely you gotta save a little bit when you go because you spend so much on balls.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: Let's be honest, uh yeah, no, let's be honest, it they what they charge is a bit of a ripoff.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like they do it because they like if you want bullets or not, that's how they that's how they stinge you, man.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's how they stinge you.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: The balls are so fucking.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: And like what you were saying before, you you can get a hundred bullets and it will not last you long.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, nah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like, there's been like I only got hit a couple times.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_00: I remember, yeah, it was just so much fun.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and when we do president, when I was president, me and Justin ran out of fucking balls.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, bro, I've got no balls, like, dude, I've got no bullets.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and then Connor's just like he's prone behind his fucking tree stump, full sniper, like you know, laying down, and he's just fucking cranking cunts, and and I'm like, Yeah, Connor, you got the left hand side, and these bunch of kids were with us.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, You fellas, you just hit the right hand side.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you and then I had one, I was holding him by the back, and I had had him as my shield for the right.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I got you.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_00: He ran out of bullets too, and I was like, if anyone comes over, guys, you're gonna run at him and scare him with it.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_00: Because he don't fucking know you don't have bullets, bro.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so you just run at him and fucking try and shoot.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and yeah, there's times where like there was people coming up, and Justin didn't didn't have any bullets, and he's just put it over, he's like, and then people like bullshit.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, Justin, we've got 30 seconds, can we not make it?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, it was so much.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: Did you guys win?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we won.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: We won.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and yeah, oh dude, it was so much fun.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and Speedball was spent 500.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: What was the speedball one again?
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: The speedball is basically or it's like two teams after when you start, you have uh two minutes.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Of respawn after respawn's over, you can't respawn no more.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_00: So if you get hit, you're out.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: And you have five minute intervals.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: And me and Justin and Connor bought five hundred and fifty paintballs each.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: We smashed 550 paintballs within like the four turns.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like it was crazy, bro.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: It was like I remember one time I I got shot through fucking barrels, bro.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: I got shot in the arm through a barrel.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like where and then I was coming out.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: On the barrels! Yeah, I was like, it's loud.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_02: You just hear that ting, ting, ting, ting, and you're like, fuck.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: I was coming out, I was walking out, and then this guy shot me right in between the legs.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's only it only just nicked me balls.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fuck hell.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_00: I remember the barrel run.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: I remember the barrel on only because it's the only map where it's the smallest.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: So you're actually close.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: So when the bullets hit you, it fucking hurts.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can fucking feel it.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_00: And like, I got hit in the face more than fucking anywhere else.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: And like the I remember, yeah, the speedball popped out twice in the fucking eyes.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't see shit.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just wiping it with the ghillie suit.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fuck.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: And then I go over this, like two guys left.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: Connor's got the other guy.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going around this other side, I'm peeking.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, where the fuck is this guy?
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: Come in, he's about to shoot me.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: And I just like go full load on this car and all in the face.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: All in the face.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: All in the face.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_00: And then Connor gets him on the side because you can't get him in the face, or it doesn't count.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: So Connor got on the side, and I'm like, look, man, I'm so sorry.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's like all good, bro, all good.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fuck.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Did you get shot in the mouth?
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I did shot in the mouth when I had my mouth open.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was spitting out paint for the rest of the disgusting.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally you're having paint in your mouth.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's fucking gross.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I just think to myself, you dick it, why did I have my mouth open?
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's like so hot.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: You're trying to like breathe and you can't really breathe.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's like you breathe through your mouth.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: And I remember I was peeking over for um the Tomb Raider one, and I was up top and I'm trying to get people into triangle.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: And then this guy to the left me, I didn't even notice, just shot me.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just hitting the hitting the left eye.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: Look over again, just fucking right in the mouth.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_00: I just copped a fair bit of pain in the mouth.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this way Dan opened it, opened the helmet a bit.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm spinning all spinning, and it's all green.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: It gets all right.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: This is disgusting as fuck.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: But it was it was so much fun, man.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_00: I so go.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: We need to go.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: We need to go.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_00: I would have I would have got you to come, but I thought you were working today, so no, I I wasn't working.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: I well I thought I was working today, but then the boss said, No, we got two more extra days off, and I'm like, I'm not gonna complain.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: Not gonna complain.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_02: All right, moving on to the first yay or nay of 2026.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I thought I was shot a thing of which ones would be a good yay or nay to do, and I thought, you and I, we like a bit of um, well, bling sounds a bit, you know, it's not bling, but we like a bit of, you know, necklace.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you've got necklace, I've got you've got a ring.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, I've actually got a new addition, I got a new ring.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, I thought jewelry on men, yay or nay.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Um I've got a chain necklace that I've been I have not taken this off in years.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a on my rude finger on my left hand, I've got a ring I made in Bali, and on my thumb on the right hand, I got this ring that my um Kate's auntie got me.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: So it's really nice of in that.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: So I went yay.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what about you, mate?
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you got a I'm a I'm a yeah, I'm uh I'm big for watches, obviously.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: So I I've got a fair few watches and then I've got um, you know, I've got I've got a couple of rings and I've got I don't usually wear the rings though, you know what I mean?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: I I I do try a little bit.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like I swear sometimes I've seen you wear rings and then sometimes I don't.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just like it just depends.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like if I'm wearing something and I'm just like, oh, I'll see how it looks and if it looks alright, you know.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's whatever the missus really thinks too.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't usually take my chain off.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I used to have earrings.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: I used to actually have my ears pierced.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man, I used to have my ear my ears pierced, and I used to have um yeah, stuff in there, but yeah, man, I'm I'm big for it.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm big for it.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_00: Just yeah.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the votes came in.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: 73% voted yay, 7%, seven 27% voted nay.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_02: And it was funny because we had a people, a couple of people text in on it.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_02: So um we had Connor, who's a big contributor of the show, he naps us.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: He's awesome.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: He said if any man says nay, they're insecure they're insecure.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: Masculinity, yeah.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I I can I get that.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think it I think like you got a fair bit of masculine people in the world that like yeah, jury can count as anything.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_00: You got watches, you got chance.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: What about when you get married and you're wearing a wedding ring?
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, like it's so and then we had Juzzy come in saying, change, yeah, rings no, directed up Ratem.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: Uh that can't fucking I've seen him wear a ring before.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: I swear I've seen the fucking ring before.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_00: And look, I wear look, chains, yeah, and look, the rings, like I said, man.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: I've got like I've got some sentimental ones.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_00: Like I've got one from my pop that passed away and whatnot, so I keep that.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: I usually put it around my chain sometimes.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_00: Depends, depends.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_00: But like I've got a couple, like they're just like sentimental from like my partner.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: My partner's got me some, like, and I was big for I wanted to start like a family heritage thing for like you know, you I had like a ring where you could we got a family crest, and I was gonna embroider it on it.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: And like keep it in the family a bit.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_00: So you know what I mean?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like I've still I've got rings like that that I'm still trying to like figure out what I want to do with.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like does Justin wear any does he have a chain or something?
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he he's he's got a chain.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, uh, yeah, man.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: He yeah, he's got a chain.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_00: He's got nipple piercings too.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, joking he does.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um I know they used to have nipple piercings, but yeah, no, um, yeah.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: No, he wears.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: I thought about it at one point, and um, yeah, no, I couldn't do the nipple piercing.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no, thank you.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, that's probably taking it too far.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_02: I said I w I know I said it once on the podcast that I wanted to do it, but now I look back on it and I coped so much shit from saying that on the podcast.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do that now.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_00: So it's like so like my uncle, he's got he doesn't have his nipples pierced, but he's got his eyebrow pierced.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think he's got his eyebrow, I think he's got his nose pierced.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: He's the only fella I know that has like his ears, eyebrow, and I think nose pierced and fucking suits it.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like he rocks the fuck out of it.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, some people just rock that shit.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he rocks it hard, but I think I I like I I think look, I see gay and all that, but like um, I don't mind jury on girl too.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: But if I look at her and I've told and if I look at a girl and I've seen that her face looks like she's been sneezed into a tucker box, yeah, I can't do it.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen some girls where the whole every inch of their like face is covered in like a piercing.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just like I'm I can't do the septic shit.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh the one with the um the one with the what's yeah, I'm not dating no fucking bull over here, bro.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not dating no fucking bull.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the girls out there that like that shit.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_00: I I can't.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: I really can't, man.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't get it.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why?
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: It is an awful lot.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it, but some uh some girls do have it.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so no, no offense to you girls, but yeah, Brady thinks you're a bull.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's a truthful podcast, okay?
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what it is.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a big fan of tongue piercings either.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I don't know.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard good stories of tongue piercings, so I I can't say too much.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Tongue piercings, fitty fitty, you know what I mean?
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like there's people that suit them, and then there's people who's like, you could definitely go without them.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Brayden's eyes when I said that.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: You've got some interesting stuff.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: Um, what about the ones where you see the girls and they get those piercings?
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're not above, like that below their collarbone, and they just no, that's some fucking stupid like they get piercings in their cheeks.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why?
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_02: Why would you do that to yourself?
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck's that for?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: What is this supposed to do?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't get it either.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's like it looks looks like someone's pop-riveted a fucking soaking dead cheek or something.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, what the fuck?
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God, absolutely love it.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, I thought that was a good guy, no, and I liked how people were getting involved in it, and yeah, so that was pretty like my my sister, she does nails at the moment, and I've seen people they fucking put jewelry in their nails.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like they'll put like a hoop in it.
• 29:40
  unknown: Huh?
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_00: They'll put like a hoop in their nail.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_00: Not like in their nail, but it's like the one like it comes off your finger.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it they'll put it there, and like it's just for like sound and shit.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I don't get it.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's like a fidget spinner on your fingernail.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's so weird.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's so weird.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get these, I don't get it, man.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_00: I I really don't get it.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't get it, man.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: And how is um how is she going with the?
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: No, she's doing good.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, I mean, the fucking room smells like chemicals, but other than that, it's pretty good.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be the room where we hopefully do the podcast.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, well we might get high as high as a kite in there.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: You might be able to get a pedicure while in there.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Coda, message my feet while I'm there, okay.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: No, she's doing pretty good.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like she's made a little bit of money off of it.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like she's not licensed yet, but she's just doing it through friends and yeah, that's what you've got to start somewhere.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, she does a really good fucking job.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen her, yeah.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: She looks like she's and she's enjoying it though.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, she styles hair too.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_00: So she did nay we did with me and Naomi went on a date last night, um, went to some sushi.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_00: Quickest sushi we've ever fucking had, by the way.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like it was a quick dinner date, wasn't it?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was a quick dinner date.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like that's not bad.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, it wasn't bad, like it was so quick.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: We were there for half an hour eating sushi.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: And then went back home.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_00: Went back home.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: It was a good time.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_00: Do you in Naomi go on dinner dates much?
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Do you try and plan to have dates?
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_00: The thing is, it's like um as much as I would love to, it's kind of hard.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like um like when you live out and stuff, like it's not an excuse, but it is like it's just hard to fit in not time, but money.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: So like if anything, oh yeah, if anything, you know what I mean?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_00: We might do something special at home.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it to others it may not look like a date, but for us it's like a sort of one, if that makes sense.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like but we like are we uh we used to a lot.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_00: We used to go to the Everton um Everton Tavern.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: Haven't been there.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um we went there, we used to go there every like every weekend for a day.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: It was so much fun.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's like when I find the money or whatnot, and eventually when I go to a full wheel drive, I'll take her out to picnics and stuff like that.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: I guess it's like when if it's a special occasion, you'll probably take on a date.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, especially like if it's a special occasion, I mean because do you know what?
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: How many years have you guys been?
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_02: It'll be five.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, congratulations, mate.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I said to Nanny, I was like, I don't know how I'm gonna top off your birthday.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, just get me a ring.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, it's not that easy, man.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_00: Not that easy getting a ring.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: Topping off a but what do you mean?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_00: What did you like to topping off, like, you know, so she gave me like a surprise 21st.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I don't know her.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're gonna have to try and I I've got to this year.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_02: I saw that how you didn't know that.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like I did.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_00: She planned it pretty well.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_02: Motherfucker, I knew that for so long.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Every time I do the podcast, that would something would come up and I'd have to stop myself like Josh, shut the fuck up.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_02: Because there'd be a couple of times you'd talk about, oh yeah, my 21st is coming up, and I'd be like, Don't even ask what he's doing, just try and get rid of the conversation because you're just gonna Naomi would kill me like a hundred percent.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_02: And just quietly, I'm more afraid of her than you are, mate.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_00: So well, yeah, yeah, and we'll see.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, um, I don't know how I'm gonna top it off.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, Oh, just get me a bit.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: Did she listen to the podcast?
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: So this is good.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: This is good.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: No, she doesn't.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: I I've tried so long to get her to, she just won't.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Kate Kate's the same.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: You don't want to support me.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_00: Kate's the same.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, no, it's not that.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't find it interesting.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, motherfucking.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: I find that.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she's gonna be when we do it at your place, she'll definitely be hearing it.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_02: She'll be hearing it live in action.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, she she'll won't have a choice.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she won't have a choice.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the same with Kate, and I think it's I'm my family's a bit different and all that.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because I also do radio, they're like, Char, we hear you on the radio, we don't need to listen to the podcast.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that I can understand.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Kate, she has no excuse.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she literally works in an office in a real estate, and she could listen to it.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Every now and then she'll listen to an episode and she's like, Oh, I listened to that episode.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: My oh yeah, what did you think?
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: She said, Yeah, it was funny.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I know that like sometimes she hasn't listened to the full thing because I will say something like, Oh, what about this and all that?
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: She said, Oh, yeah, that was really funny.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: But we didn't even talk about it.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm just like, oh yeah.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I see how it is.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but I don't say anything.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: But um, do you um which brings me on the next thing?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think like because okay, so you want to try and top it off?
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: Is it it's gonna be her 21st?
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, listeners, Folfready takes Brayden.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: Any ideas?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if anyone has any ideas, anyone knows any spectacular places, anyone knows something special.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_00: So even if it's like something I can like take her out in and then I can Are you gonna try and organize like a big group of us or just you guys?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_00: I might organise something similar.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_00: I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna expose too much on a podcast just in case it gets word out, but there will be a point where I might organise with other people and then I'll organise just us.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I was about to say.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: That you you should you and her should go away for a nice weekend.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: And that's that's what Kate did with me for my 21st.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: We went away to the sunny coast and we actually you know spent some time together, and then we actually had my actual 21st, which was good.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but I think that's what you should do.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe even like in a city somewhere.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well it's maybe you should even get Naomi's parents and well it's still on a bit like I'm I'm saving off for a forward ride, so I'm hoping I have one before then and I can take her somewhere remote, somewhere nice, and we can just chill out for like a couple of days.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because she likes that shit, she likes she loves camping.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't mind taking her out, even if it's like just for the night, spoiling her throughout the day and then just taking her out for a picnic.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: Because let's be honest, it's no competition, but fuck, you need to win.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: And just quietly, she's thinking a hate.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: She's thinking this motherfucker bet she may not say that, but she's she's hoping that.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_00: I know she's thinking it, and I don't blame her.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't blame her for thinking it for sure, but she will get all I'm gonna say is she's gonna get spoiled.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: She will, yeah.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_00: She will.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_00: She she's she's definitely gonna get what she deserves.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what I mean?
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: All right, yeah.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, when's her birthday again?
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: Um, it is in June.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so we've got a bit of time.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we do we got heaps of time.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: We got heaps of time.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we got a bit of a chance.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: I think she was saying she planned she planned my birthday like at the start of the year.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_00: Or something.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: I think she made the group chat it when was your birthday?
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_00: July.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: July.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was January, February, March, April.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was about May when the group chat was made.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like two months beforehand, and I think she made it that early just so like you wouldn't book any time off.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: We got that date booked, okay.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: And um, I had a feeling something would happen on your 21st anyway, and then when she made the group chat and it was a surprise.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: And look, not normally do surprise birthdays go that well, but yours went extremely well.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: We went extremely well.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_00: It went so good.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: So I've got to give credits to Naomi and her parents, they planned it so well.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but moving on, um, also, guys, uh, new year, um, feel free to let us know um any new segments you like us to do.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: We're hoping by the end of this year that we may be out of the studio and into uh Braden's place.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it will be awesome.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um, which will save up for some equipment, we can book a marketplace for some stuff, and it'll just make it easy if we're not at his place, and then if we're doing a segment where if Naomi needs to talk, we could get her on.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_00: Just shit like Yeah, well, thing is I can have I can have a um, you know what I mean?
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like we can even so when it comes to my days off, we can even do it on the weekend, I can have a free few boys over and we can do like kickback or something, you know what I mean?
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like um, it'd be fun.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_00: And it's gonna be interesting with Simba in house with a dog.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's that's what I was a bit right.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, we we're gonna have to have you come in a couple of times so he doesn't bark his head off for the whole night.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, yeah, we'll we'll see how it goes.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_00: It'll be fun, it'll be so much fun.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: And it'll be better than driving all the way into the studio.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Don't get us wrong, it's great that we've got the equipment already here, but it'll be so much easier having it at Braden's place, which brave and thank you for and Naomi for letting us do it there.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, it'd be good to do that.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_02: But that's what the plans are for our new years resolution, I should say.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and hoping to get you guys and when we have at Braden's place, like what Brayden just said, we could get some of you guys on, get some of our mates on, have a bit more of a chill.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be so good in the podcast we've always wanted a chilled back pub style.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: We could actually have a beer.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_02: For all the people out there you don't know, we're in the studio.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_00: I've got like a fridge from my dad, so we got I was I got like a fridge cooler, camping cooler.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's so awesome.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: We can put it in the room and we just put beers in.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, awesome.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_02: Because for everyone who doesn't know, this is meant to be like a pub style.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's like at the start of the intro says, crack out a bit of cold one.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Brayden and I can't do that because we're in the studio and we're not allowed to drink alcohol.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, not allowed to drink alcohol.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: So, but anyway, moving on, mate.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um, should we do questions?
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: You got you because Justin, yeah.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I want to I wanna uh start this off.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_00: So um, but yeah, so So this is from Juzzy.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is so Juzzy and I were having a fat chat and um we'll think of like new segments, guys.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: So we got a new segment happening.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um it is called Around the Pub Table, People.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so uh here's it here are some here's some questions or like people things that people can answer on our um media page.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: So here's some good ones.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: So personally I fucking I relate to this one.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's like what purchase did you swear was an investment, but absolutely wasn't?
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: For me, for me, like Justin pointed out, it was my fucking toolbox.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I've got one, I've got a drawer, I got a slide out drawer with a um with a table and everything.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yep but I don't have a box on the back of my U.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: So I've still got it sitting there two years later.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_02: So that's a pretty much of a useless purchase.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um probably just stupid shit like, oh, I don't know.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we got those microphones.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: Remember they fucked up on us on our podcast.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you what have you done with that?
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: Do you use it for your gaming?
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I've used it for the com it's connected to the computer and never has been used.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: Never been used.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Never really been used.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so I guess that's stuff, and I guess some people would say, well, it's I guess like when you say when you think of like cryptocurrency and all that, like you know, that's an that's it's something that could be there, but one day it could just crash and then everyone's gonna be like fuck.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um there's another one's like, what's the biggest lie told on the site?
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: So Justin's been like, yeah, mate, should only take an hour is always gold.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: When someone says should take an hour, you're just like, well, now it's gonna take longer than an hour.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh um, or the ones where um maybe like, oh, we'll just work till 12 o'clock.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: And then the job another job comes up.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_02: And you're just like, and then it's like three o'clock, four o'clock, and you're like, well, that went out the window.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_00: Um here, all right.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: So here are the here will be the last one, uh the last couple of ones.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: So we got what's the only what what's the one tool you always lose no matter what?
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_00: For me, it's always lights.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: Lights.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: Lights and torches.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think I get that for your job industry, yeah.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: Lights and torches, bro.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking always.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: For me, I'm renowned for pencils.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_02: I am really known for stealing my boss's pencils because my pencils just go missing.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like I'll put it down, and I don't even wear wearing a tool belt.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: You would think the smart me would put it in the tool belt.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, dickhead me will put it down somewhere.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: Go back and do something, yeah, and then I'll forget where it is, and I've gone through so many pencils and lost so many pencils.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, pencils are a nightmare, or Stanley knife blades.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, just like a Stanley knife, just a random Stanley knife.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'll leave it somewhere and yeah, gone.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here's another confession style pub fucking question.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: So, what's something every bloke but uh pretends they know how to do but doesn't?
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: You and I talked about this, and I think we can both agree.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: You both agree.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon there's heaps of blokes out that don't know actually how to change the tire.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a hundred percent.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, like it's pretty self-explanatory, but I can guarantee there's probably a couple of blokes out there that don't even know where the fucking Jack is in their car.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I reckon there's a couple of blokes, and hey, not it's not a bad thing.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a big bad thing.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: I think in this day and age, you know, like you know, you got you got your RSEQ and all that will help you out.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_02: But I think that there's a lot of guys listening right now that would actually go, yeah, I generally don't know how to change a tire.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that part of the driving test should be them trying to teach you how to change a tire because it's not that hard.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Or I feel like the other top two would be cooking and would be um You reckon cooking, you reckon there's a lot of guys there that don't know how to cook?
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon there's a fair few people that might not know how to actually cook.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, like make a proper meal, you know what I mean?
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like or um how to service their car.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I'm one of those guys.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, there's some things I know how to do, like change oil and all that.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_02: That I know, and you know, check oil.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: But when it comes to like the nitty-gritty shit about air, all the fucking other shit, yeah.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'd fucking pay my mechanic to do that shit.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I don't I don't have time for that shit.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's fair.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's your job, not my job.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_02: But get me, I can change an oil, I can change a tire.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_02: I I I'd say my well, my air con I couldn't fucking do, but I got that fixed.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um but yeah, no, that I'll agree, I'll put my hand up for that one.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: I will say that I wouldn't know how to properly service my car.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'll have to get that to a mechanic.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then the last one is Oh, actually, can I I wanted I want to add one more.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no, mate, keep it going.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_00: So here's one, so what's the better smoker combo meal?
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so this is this has to be this someone has to fucking debate on this for me, please.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_00: Meat pie and chalky milk or sausage roll and V.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_02: Sausage roll and V.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: And we're making it a blue V, not a green V.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck drinks green V's?
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm sorry.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: If you drink a green V over blue V, bro, blue V on top.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_00: On top, superior.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I saw the other day, and I thought to myself, you fucking asshole.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: You got all the energy drinks there.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: This prick, okay.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: He goes past the blue V part, and I'm like, okay.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he's he's I'm thinking he's gone for a red ball.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's not my pick.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: Goes past the red ball, I'm thinking, okay, he's going mother.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_02: Can't go past nut.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_02: And then he went, I'm thinking, oh, it's gotta be monster.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking rock star.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_02: Who the red is a big thing?
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: They're so gross.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: Who the I th I when he picked it up, I actually forgot about Rockstar until that moment.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, who the fuck drinks Rockstar?
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know a single bloke that does, bro.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, that's why they're at the back, because no one drinks the shit.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_02: And this prick picks it up, and I'm thinking, you went past all the good ones.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: You even went past the Red Bull, which let's be honest is overrated as shit.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh 100%.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_02: Rockstar.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking Rockstar.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, bro.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot about Rockstar.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot they were even a thing.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, yeah, man.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_02: What are you going for?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_00: See, I'm going for I'm going for blue, uh, like look, I don't mind a chockey milk and a pie, but the thing is, if it's a fucking devastating hot day, I'm going for the sausage roll and a fucking V.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look at it.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: Because I can't have the chocky milk on a hot day again.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see, I my one's a bit of a stupid one, but it makes sense.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: I work in bathrooms, okay?
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes we work areas with no bathrooms at all.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Milk and pie right through me.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: Makes me need to go, shh.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: I need to stay away from that as much as possible.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, sausage roll and blue V, it is for me.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_00: Fair enough, fair enough.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um, here's another one.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm a pussy, it has to be a small blue V.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_00: No bigger than actually, yeah, I get it because just get in a tall one, just it's I don't know.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_00: It it will like go.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Through you too much, go through you, and you need to piss it right out.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see, I no bigger than 500 more.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, listen out, okay.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: Mother, if you're listening, I love monster or mother, okay?
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: Especially monster, you're listening right now, okay?
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: I love you.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: But for the love of God, make smaller cans.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know how OG a small monster can would be?
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: But they're always fucking massive.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: And I can't do it.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_02: I can't drink that much because that's why I can't.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't mind the white monster one.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_00: I can down a white monster.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I love?
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: The mango loco.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: So I think who was I took to?
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was one of the blokes at work or something.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_00: You get like a slashy machine.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: You put that in it.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'd have that any day.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_02: Kate got one for her birthday.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: Any day.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_02: You guys need to try it over and come and try this ninja station.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, we gotta we gotta put some money.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: She won't let me put beer for it.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_02: And I really want to try to.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how I feel about it though.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_00: Slashy beer would be kind of weird.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: I I want to just give it a go.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: But I think it'd be hard to get the taste out of the fucking machine though, surely, with the beer.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, fuck, I'll be right.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: She hasn't listened to the podcast.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_00: So here's some other ones we got.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um now this one is uh pub starter style questions, easy engagement ones.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_00: What's worse?
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_00: Working with your best mate or your missus cousin?
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have no idea.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's kind of a weird one.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think we should we should change that working with your best mate or your missus.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_00: What's worse working with your best cousin?
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because let's be honest, working with your best mate, you bump heads.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna be like, it's like when you don't they say don't live with your best mate.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: When you work with your best mate, you're gonna fucking want to kill each other at one point.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hundreds.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: But then working with your missus, I that's could you imagine like Naomi on your job site for a week?
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_00: It'd be a distraction.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like it'd be just distracting.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: I would like Kate to work on the job site just so she knows how hard it is actually my job.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh I would love to see Kate do a ripout and like just do a full-blown ripout, because I like I fuck if she listened to this, she's gonna kill me.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I'd love to just see her do like a one day where we do a ripout of a bathroom and just and just see her go, fuck that, because it is proper hard work getting on the jacket.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_00: I can just imagine Kate being like, oh, you just don't rip walls and stuff off or something.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like not like just not like that.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_00: No, there's because I was talking to Jessica, I was like, he's like, oh, I just gotta do a rip out in the bathroom.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: It kind of takes like wouldn't take that long.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: Is that you kidding me?
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nah, no way.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, there's a fucking procedure to it, bro.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_00: You can't just start wherever.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_00: You have to start at one point and you've got to follow through with the other.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: There's you can only start the problem is is people think that, oh yeah, I'll just go in there, get a wrecking bar and just swing away, but you can't because then you've got to dodge damage other rooms.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: The thing that can be a bitch is a fool.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_02: You can you can be on the jackhammer for like three hours and it just you get cuts on your face because tiles when they get ripped up, they turn into like little shards of glass.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_02: So I I remember one time I was jackhammering and I like I could feel like sweat coming into my eyes.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, fuck.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_02: And I wiped and I looked down, just red, and I looked in the mirror, and I've had cuts on my forehead, and it was like when you know when you get shaving cuts, yeah, and it just pisses out blood.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, fuck.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not fun.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_02: So I think I'm gonna go with the best mate just because I feel like with my girlfriend it'd be too much of a distraction.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, no offense, you know what I mean?
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: No offense, but yeah, like I couldn't do her job.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_02: There's no way I could sit there for eight hours staring at a computer screen.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck that, doing work.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't do it.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm good.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking like make people go crazy.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_00: I I not me go crazy, but I would make people go crazy because I'd have nothing else to do.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: All right, mate.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, let's get into the actual question.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: They were good actually.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Joseph.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_00: They're not bad, like it's a good good chat GPT type fucking shit.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all right.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: So we're going into the um the question of the day back for 2026 on the podcast.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_02: And the question was your best drunk stories.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and we've got three sent in.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's good.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, all want to stay anonymous, which I perfectly.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um two of these I don't even know who they are.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_02: So they're just random people that followed.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_02: So thank you guys for listening.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_02: So this one, okay.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: I've got one for you.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_02: Got so drunk I lost my phone, wallet, and dignity.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_02: Woke up in a police station bathroom with a sausage roll in my pocket and no memory of how I even got there.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: I thought he was gonna say a sausage roll in my ass.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I thought he was gonna say, man.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, See, I was like, oh shit.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm not in the okay.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh real.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's fucking wild.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_00: Police station.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_00: Waking up in the police station would be fucking wicked.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: This is funny.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: This I actually know this person from primary school, and I um I really want to say his name just to fuck with him, but I won't.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: This this is fucking hilarious.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_02: This this is kind of fucked up.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: After a big night, after a big night, I decided closed shopping was an optional and tried to sneak to the kitchen, but naked.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_02: The roommate walked in with his parents behind him visiting.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_02: I committed and grabbed a beer and walked up the stairs.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_00: At least he committed to it.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_00: At least he committed to it.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing else you can do.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_02: If they've already seen it, you're just like, that's the thing.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_02: They've already seen it.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_02: There's no point in you covering up, they've seen it.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_02: You might as well just finish your job, walk back up there and get a beer.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_02: But here's my next question.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you walking around your room?
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you walking around your house?
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_02: But oh, hang on.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: The reason why I did it because his roommate, his roommate was out, so his roommate's come back home.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because I've done that before.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_02: Walking around the house butt naked, all that feels free.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, but my sister is not home, it's out.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: Especially if I have a shower and uh blind obviously if the blinds are closed and whatnot.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'll walk around just fucking grab something or whatnot real quick.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but make sure.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_00: Or in my underwear, I don't give a fuck.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a shocker for walking around my underwear, because I do it at Kate's place, and Kate's like, John, you can't just walk around my house in my underwear.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you can't see a- I think we're at yours last time, and you like was that after you went for a swim.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, you came from it was like uh went to Malulla Bart.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_00: You came from, you came up, and then it was like really hot, and you just was sitting there with your undies, just in your undies in the chair.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_00: In my head, I'm like, Is this gonna get something off?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_00: He he's just got his fucking he's just manspreading on a chair with undies, and we're all just sitting around like what the fuck?
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_02: I actually don't.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's you know that and that is the one part I will say is I know it's bad.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's bad sometimes because I probably should give a fuck, but I don't.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um I can just imagine when you have kids, bro.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_00: They're just gonna be those kids.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_02: Which brought me to my next thing, and I forgot to bring this up.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna show you something.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: So Christmas Eve, I forgot to talk about this, but it just reminded me.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: On Christmas Eve, I did something and um I wanted to have your opinion on it.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: I did this at Kate's family, um, and I thought it was pretty funny, but we're gonna see what you think of the scenario.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um Jesus, Jai.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: Go on, say what you see for the people now.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I see I see Jai with poor fucking Rudolph in between his crotch.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: Wearing a mankini.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_00: Is that is that a man keeps a mankini?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: It looks like a leotard almost.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's like almost a thing that Justin sent me the other day.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_02: Went right up the cracker, mate.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_02: I shit you not went right up the cracker.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like something like that.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like Justin was like, that's what I'm wearing to fucking paint ball.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, that's that's crazy, man.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um I tell you what, I really did you use it more than once, or is that just the only time you used it?
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I is that one of those uh ones where you like you fit your knob through like a certain bit?
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like, was no, it's literally so it's one piece, so you wear it over and it's like suspended, so it goes up, it gets like a G string, it goes up your ass.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_00: Not fucking happening.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, and then you but the problem is you've got to be careful because there's nowhere for your bits to hang.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so they've got to be tucked in.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: So you've got to adjust the straps so that they're tight enough.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: So when you're walking, nothing kind of flops out if that makes sense.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you know, if you don't want to actually crash down, pop a ball or something.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_02: Pop a nuts up.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_00: I remember one one mate in um high school, he had something like that, but it was like underwear, and you'd fit your cocks you'd fit your cocks through like a certain certain bit, and it'd be like, I think it was like like a Chinese dragon or something.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_00: And you'd just be like this Chinese dragon just wobbling around.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but fuck man, it's so weird.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't wear one.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_02: Why could once again I don't give a fuck?
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_02: I think is like I'm a man with hair.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a I have hair, mate.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_00: It it'd be rotten up and it'd feel like someone's plucking hair from my.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_02: I planned, I planned.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: I had to shave the front end.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't give a fuck about the back end, yeah.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: But I had to shave around the front end and kind of because it would look a bit weird when I'm gonna do it.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_00: It would look like Borat type shit.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: It wouldn't look like the last one sent in, here we go.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_02: Walked into the club, immediately fell up the stairs, knocked over a rope barrier, blamed the vibes, and got kicked out within the 90 seconds.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_02: Personal base of kicking out, getting clicked, kicked, getting kicked out of a club.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_00: How do you get compet enough to be able to fucking fall up a flight of stairs?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: How do you fall up a flight of stairs?
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, have you never done that?
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like you misplaced your foot and you Oh, I guess you eat shit.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: And when you're drunk, you proper eat shit.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe she was like almost there.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: Surely.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's fucking sucks.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_02: 90 seconds get kicked out.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well and as mates, do you go with her and go, well, that's your stupid fault.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm staying here.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: We've just gone in here, you're on your own.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_00: I guess like nah, I'd go with it was like friends would just make it's just a cumulative decision.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_00: Um, looks like this isn't the world.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is it.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: All right, another episode done and dusted.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty good.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty good.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, please keep guys, please get involved in the show.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_02: Send in your confessions if you need to, or send in other segments that you think we should talk about.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, we want to keep this going.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: So we'll be back again in about three or two weeks, I think, whatever it is.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: Um when you when this is posted.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_00: Next week, the week after we'd be doing another one.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, when this is posted, I think it'll be middle January.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: So I hope you guys had a safe new year.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, looking forward to another year of this podcast, seeing what will happen.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, we'll have it at Braden's place and we can get some of our mates on and all that and actually make it a pub style podcast.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it would be nice.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_00: It would be very nice, yeah.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um, maybe I can even wear the manchini one too.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: Nope, not happening.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, you'd be a target for Semba.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_00: You would be a target for the dog.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be an absolute target.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you guys have a good one.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Stay safe out there, get involved in the show, and yeah, we'll catch you in the next one.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, catch you guys.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Your shout with Jai and Raided.