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What is the pet payment for watching cats v dogs? · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: I I'm just curious to see if anybody has texted about this paper towel thing.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: It just drives me crazy.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Now that you sorta took us down a path that took me there, it it was this one weird observation I have.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: I hate going to the house where I can't easily accessible uh uh have accessible paper towels.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't necessarily need all the hand towels out, but it's like either I spill something or I get something on me or I'm drinking a Coke Zero too oops, uh too fast and it goes down my chin.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: I see you're the culprit.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: You're the one stealing my Coke Zeros.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and and it's uh no, I actually I wouldn't drink that liquid dirt if you gave me money.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you wouldn't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know it's not you.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: But you know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, it drives me crazy.
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  SPEAKER_01: And there are people that are like this.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like the first few times that I was at Tiffany's mom's house, I'm like, where is this stuff?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do I just walk around with drippy hands?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a hand washer.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: I have to wash my hands.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did she have a towel that was at least I don't know, I always have a towel that hangs off the oven or the fridge or something?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's that's what I tend to use the most.
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  SPEAKER_01: Barely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I love Mother Earth.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm not coming down on her because now she has a roll that sits on the you know, holder.
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  SPEAKER_01: You complained enough?
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  SPEAKER_01: She must know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh but either way.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I think happened.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's see.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: What did Mike say?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this goes to your Coke Zero.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyone that would steal a Coke Zero cannot be trusted.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, who would steal that?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: Question mark.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what Scott says too.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: But it's really gl it's really good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think so.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's see here.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Did uh take a swig of the creamer.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so everyone sees you uh backwashed into a problem solved.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was saying that if you if you're just just coming in, that I've had two things from the fridge stolen Coke Zero, which happened yesterday, and someone is regularly drinking my almond milk that I use for my cereal, and they're I think they're using it for their coffee, but it's not for the taking.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: 0808, our friend Chris, who we met over the weekend up at um uh grid life.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: He said, Chris, I literally said this to Allie yesterday.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you remember this.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: He said, Good good grief, buy a mini fridge and stock it and put it in here.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing we have a coworker.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how you feel about this, Scott.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be vile.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have a coworker who has been out for quite some time.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she had a fridge at the front.
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  SPEAKER_00: And what I've heard from other coworkers is we are not to open the fridge.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: But okay, what's in there?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: A head severed head?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: See, so yeah, like I said, she hasn't been here for a while.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't mean she's not coming back.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Am I saying this appropriately?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, no, I think you're doing just fine.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't mean she's not coming back, but she has not cleaned out her fridge.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm scared, but if we clean it out, we could always use hers, right?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um you think the smell is probably like embedded in there?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Did she purchase the fridge or was it is it her fridge?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's her fridge.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I uh you know, I think um I I did I just see him on sale at Sam's.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just say Because Melissa in the front office, she has her own fridge too.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: You're right, mate.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why there's a do you see the trend happening here?
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  SPEAKER_00: I also love that no one will open the fridge.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: And I just think can't we can't this be a biohazard and we can take the fridge out and just throw it in the dumpster.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you do this?
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a dollar to go open the fridge.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think Melissa's.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: A dollar, please.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I'll give you two dollars to go open the fridge.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: Scott, you can't you gotta give me like fifty bucks.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have fifty.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so three dollars to go open the fridge uh and do it on video and just see what happens.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, maybe later.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, maybe four?
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, five is all I got.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five and they're all in singles, so you don't even have to dance for these.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: All you gotta do is go open a nasty fridge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't break the bank.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: My God.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, come on now.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: But you're right.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's what we need to do is buy our own mini fridge because I am sick of losing my food to these trolls.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's always something.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's always something.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: It just shifts from one thing to a new thing around here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good morning.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, let me get to some more text messages.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good morning to 9644.
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  SPEAKER_00: We already said 0808 1336, John 317, back to the grind today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, also hitting up with Lauren, Iliana, uh, Chase.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a new one in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Chase 4441.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: But any, any hoozies.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: I love how we got off of the topic of the Coke Zero, me stealing the food from our boss.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: It all intertwines.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: But the more important question, because we were talking about the pug situation and me watching your pugs, which is not a good thing.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, Zach's already booked.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: You don't have to worry about it.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: He just says I told him not to tell you because you'd have this reaction.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Who do you?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: I said, we'll deal with Allie when it's time.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: Who do you think is the queen bee in this relationship?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: Who do you think wears the pub bee?
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is why I told him we'll tell you when it's time.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's really not time yet, so ignore what I'm saying.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: 6252.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Liquid laxative, uh, problem solved in your uh in your almond milk.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I d but I want to drink it.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, no, but you're gonna have to have another one like ready to go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like you do it once and you know.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I kind of don't hate that.
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  SPEAKER_00: When it's like the last little bit of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just throw it in there and be on your way.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: Lesson learned.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got listen, we got this thing covered.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you think I should be getting some sort of gift card for taking care of our boss's cat?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: Now you're stri- What?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, are you serious?
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Did I give you anything to watch any of the dogs ever?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, and it's fine, but this is why I don't watch them anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that oh, that's the honest part?
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I open my house to you and say anything you want is yours.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: I got my own house.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now you do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's been spats where you haven't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I give my dog walker, like, she's gonna watch Junior at the end of August when we go to a wedding.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_00: She makes really good money for my.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you're a sucker with this.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: You're the one that's like, oh, look, I'll tip anybody anything for anything.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: So there's a standard to paying people to take care of your baby.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: A standard, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen, Heather's daughter is actually going to take care of the bugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is shocking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just was hoping for Zach because I knew he'd do it for free because he loves the bugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's not.