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OUTRO: The Old Stomping Ground · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and picture for
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  Speaker 1: Raw doggets four.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on radio Hurraca Yielder Kielder Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: And here we are for the first time ever out
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  Speaker 3: West my hood, man my hood and Keyesy's hood.
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  Speaker 4: This isn't really your hood, though, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Well? How far?
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  Speaker 4: How long will it take for you to drive to
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  Speaker 4: your house from here?
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  Speaker 3: About ten minutes, ten to twelve It depends on the traffic.
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  Speaker 3: But but I'm very familiar with this area, Mogi. Of
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  Speaker 3: course shortened street films just down the road. There ISPs
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  Speaker 3: broken wood films just down the road here, So I'm
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  Speaker 3: very familiar with the street.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it is interesting because, as you say, you both
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  Speaker 1: fuck up Uppa to west Auckland. And so we'll see
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  Speaker 1: how much your your your people, your ewe, your happoo,
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how you have. What's going to see how
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  Speaker 1: into you they really are going to see if they
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  Speaker 1: turn up in their drove to support a local legend
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  Speaker 1: or a couple of local legends. Because at the moment
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not looking good.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm to be honest, I'm not. I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a recent adopter of west Auckland. You know, we
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  Speaker 5: go to east coast, we go to Gismond, we go
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  Speaker 5: to a Portugues. That's where they'll come out and drove
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  Speaker 5: to support.
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  Speaker 1: So sort of places that we know we're never going
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  Speaker 1: to get that definitely don't have our frequency.
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  Speaker 3: My concern is that because most West Aalkland is the
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  Speaker 3: backbones that we work until six or seven getting a
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  Speaker 3: sweat on.
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  Speaker 2: Most of them don't have jobs.
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  Speaker 3: And if not, if they're not doing that, then you
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  Speaker 3: know they're probably out at some coastline somewhere, cast in
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  Speaker 3: their lines.
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  Speaker 6: Out having a bit of a fish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's a lot of hunt and fishing out
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  Speaker 3: West Magie.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of hunter fishermen are on the.
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  Speaker 2: Back end of a meth pipe.
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  Speaker 4: You're say, what about women, Jason is just fishermen.
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  Speaker 3: People, because and that's the thing about west Auckland. Women
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  Speaker 3: immediately hang on their backbones. You know, they're the sort
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  Speaker 3: that you know, you'll catch a fession or they'll catch
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  Speaker 3: a fashion, they'll wrap its guts out and you have
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  Speaker 3: it fellat in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Mate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really that that type of woman. They'll give birth
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  Speaker 3: to a child and then be out how in the
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  Speaker 3: lawn within an hour.
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  Speaker 2: Lawn, Yeah, they mow the lawns mostly.
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  Speaker 6: Are we ho out this way.
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  Speaker 4: Of hard grafts to astonished?
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  Speaker 5: Full full disclosure Fellas I gave Mogie the heads up,
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  Speaker 5: I was in a hurr of a mood all day
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  Speaker 5: to day, really ship mood.
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  Speaker 2: We should talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: And so I had to go and do some di
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  Speaker 5: wire around the house, a job that my wife had
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  Speaker 5: me up about yesterday. And I was originally responded quite
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  Speaker 5: negatively to her heading me out.
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  Speaker 2: What was it.
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  Speaker 5: It was like repair this bit of wood near the
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  Speaker 5: shower which gets water on at the paintstone and a
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  Speaker 5: flake off, and and I was like, oh, oh yeah
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  Speaker 5: you know, And so I did it.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds like my whole house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we call the hoidy j step.
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  Speaker 5: So I managed to appear that well, I get that,
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  Speaker 5: get their job on the way, spit about two hours
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  Speaker 5: on it, and now I feel a lot better.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm still a wee bit pissed off. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what though.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so there's no.
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  Speaker 4: So I'll be relying on you guys to chimney.
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  Speaker 3: There's no real explanation as to why you're because I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was just commenting on what a good moods you
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  Speaker 3: seem to be and to the point where I feel
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  Speaker 3: like you've taken drugs or you're on E or something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not on anything. It feels like it's a go
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  Speaker 2: easy on keezy day.
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  Speaker 4: That's definitely not what happened.
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  Speaker 5: Is I was in a hor of a mood at
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  Speaker 5: home and then you know, doing stuff, and that was fine,
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  Speaker 5: but then you get here, you see your mates, okay,
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  Speaker 5: the show with your best mates, and then it just
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  Speaker 5: brings you right out of that funk, you know, and
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  Speaker 5: now I'm feeling great.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 4: Well, now I don't feel great because you guys have responded.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at you too, by the way, and you're
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  Speaker 3: all really nicely measured up with your microphones.
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  Speaker 6: There. It feels like old hoodie Jay's on a miniature seat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a miniature human, just.
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  Speaker 6: A miniature human, and your spine can not long enough?
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  Speaker 6: Can we get me a cushion or something?
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  Speaker 2: Couple of.
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  Speaker 3: I finally enough, was in a horror of the mood
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  Speaker 3: this morning too, And you know what, that's not funny
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  Speaker 3: because we talked about it. We talked about the course.
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  Speaker 3: We talked about it.
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  Speaker 6: And I just reach we're talking about it on the show.
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  Speaker 6: You funk what? So I'll tell me why.
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  Speaker 3: It started off badly because my wife made me a
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  Speaker 3: coffee which was but no. Today was our no sugar day,
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  Speaker 3: which we'll get into.
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  Speaker 6: We'll get into looking.
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  Speaker 7: Forward to that the whole Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 7: four on Radio Hurarchy, remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 8: I was in bed, nude, don't pause and look at me,
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  Speaker 8: and my lovely wife brought in a coffee for me
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  Speaker 8: and it's I had a sap and I was like,
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  Speaker 8: oh the fuck is this ship?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: And then she reminded me it's our no.
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  Speaker 3: Sugar day, right, So I had a coffee with no
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  Speaker 3: sugar and I I'm not happy about it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife got some coffee that because we use the
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  Speaker 1: old percolator sort of thing, the stone top. So what
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  Speaker 1: you need with that, Jason, you'll know that you need
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  Speaker 1: the plunge your grind. Sure, but we went with a
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  Speaker 1: new brand, and I was like, you got that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: did you? Because I know that it's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: coarser grind, which means you need to have more of
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  Speaker 1: it in there, and it's still per week. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's watery. It's no good. It's no good. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: and we've all got our crosses to be, don't we.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird that for both of us, it's our wives.
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  Speaker 6: You know. You know.
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  Speaker 3: The weird thing too, is that's this whole no sugar thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was my idea because my wife said to me
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  Speaker 3: the other night, she said, ah, we're gonna stop eating
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  Speaker 3: so much sugar. And I said, well, I'll tell you what, darling,
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  Speaker 3: why don't we have one day a week which.
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  Speaker 6: Is sugar free?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: And she went, Okay, what made.
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  Speaker 2: Her say that?
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  Speaker 1: Were you? He's putting something. He's been different as his
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  Speaker 1: ballers and the sugar bowl.
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  Speaker 6: And she agreed, have you?
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  Speaker 3: And And funnily enough, I thought it was going to
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  Speaker 3: impact her more harshly, but it's actually Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, when you have a coffee, how many teaspoons of
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  Speaker 4: sugar do.
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  Speaker 2: You do to? Right?
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  Speaker 1: That's disgraceful, you know that, because milk makes it sweet. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it does show I agree with you. I agree with you, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: but I think at the moments because I'm off the booze.
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  Speaker 1: I've been off the boots for about three minutes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well since Sunday, So your sugar. So I am craving
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  Speaker 1: sugar at the moment. So we've been hooking into the
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  Speaker 1: old have been sitting in the oldness. Well we've gone
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  Speaker 1: turn about to be fair, that's right, because.
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  Speaker 4: Your margarita is that you love those margaritas.
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  Speaker 2: And things and they can.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's quite sugary stea well.
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  Speaker 1: Person general is sugary wine. And so you fight. You're
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  Speaker 1: looking for that sugar somewhere else. So we've been on
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  Speaker 1: the old what do we have a couple of ice
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  Speaker 1: creams down because we're about fifteen meters away from the
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  Speaker 1: from the corner shop, which is a shocking selection. Likewise,
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  Speaker 1: were straight down to that bastard. But yeah, it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta gotta get gotta get off there or get back
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  Speaker 1: on the darts of the purse.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I told you, yeah, I told you ages ago actually,
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  Speaker 3: and and it's true and rehabs and stuff. The sugar
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  Speaker 3: bowls are always empty, right because people just hoe into
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  Speaker 3: the ship's craving sugar.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel good for being off it, though I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Happy about not having a coffee, but I'm sugar in
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  Speaker 3: my coffee.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, I'll live. Will just another fucking thing
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  Speaker 6: I'm giving up.
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  Speaker 4: Why why are you giving it up?
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  Speaker 3: Because well, have you given up hope yet? Man, you
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  Speaker 3: should give up nearly. I've given up hope. But we'll
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  Speaker 3: talk about this on the show, you know. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I've got to find what the fucking pugs is giving
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  Speaker 3: me chewed in the distance. Here we got classic mogi
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  Speaker 3: with a massive tyrannosaur a steak.
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  Speaker 6: It is, it's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't make it.
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  Speaker 1: All I see is as words on a menu and
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  Speaker 1: then I order it and then I eat all of it.
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  Speaker 3: That was all right, but you know it's certainly that
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  Speaker 3: part of my life now where it's like no booze,
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  Speaker 3: no Siggies, no sugar, no tell you what I'm sparked
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  Speaker 3: up on that front.
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  Speaker 4: You said last night was five weeks.
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  Speaker 2: They call you. Your nickname is Captain Jacks.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I'm doing okay in that front, easy, because.
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  Speaker 5: The issue that you have is you seem to give
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  Speaker 5: up everything fun and not replace it with anything else
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  Speaker 5: that is Actually.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing else that is fun compared to smoking dabts
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  Speaker 1: and drinking purse.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: But now sugar as well.
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  Speaker 6: Just for a day, one day a week.
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  Speaker 2: And that's quite good.
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  Speaker 6: One day a week.
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  Speaker 2: What would you replace it with? Jack it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well this is.
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  Speaker 3: The thing because there's with no dirries, no booze, and
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  Speaker 3: no sugar for a day. I have been pumping my
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  Speaker 3: tool all day because I mean, what else you're supposed
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  Speaker 3: to do?
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  Speaker 2: We can just crank the whole.
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  Speaker 3: I've just been masturbating vigorously, even when I was at work.
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  Speaker 3: I just went into the bar toilets before and beat off.
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  Speaker 2: No cut that one off.
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  Speaker 4: Off today, just that little I will say. Listen to
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  Speaker 4: the podcast. It's really great.
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  Speaker 2: That's got to be close to time, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 5: We've done it, I think, so, thank you very much
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  Speaker 5: for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say that it's weird here becauseless bar,
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  Speaker 1: there's a thousand TV screens and you can't watch TV one,
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  Speaker 1: a free broadcast, so they don't have TV one.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 6: There's weird.
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  Speaker 1: The cricket's on one now on TV one because it's domestic.
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  Speaker 1: It's a New Zealand.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody can watch it. Jason, you can watch it. You've
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  Speaker 1: got TV one at home.
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  Speaker 6: You never really watched TV one anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you watch it on the apps.
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  Speaker 4: Me as a guy who only has it on TV
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  Speaker 4: one and ships it off.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't you haven't got any of the other channels
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  Speaker 1: tuned in. Yeah, that'll be my next bunny. This is
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  Speaker 1: going to be my next thing.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get rid of let's get rid of Neon, Netflix
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  Speaker 3: and all of that ship and just have terrestrial TV.
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  Speaker 4: That is something you do to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'd be like, say, oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Father just turned out with his young fellow sunday or
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  Speaker 3: and good stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And when I keep my chicken taco.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to Hucky Big Show four or seven Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: It's good eating. Thank you,