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Feminists Have Created The Worst Song In Human History · The Matt Walsh Show

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  Speaker 1: Well, it's been a busy couple of months for the
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  Speaker 1: feminist hordes on TikTok. First, they jumped into action to
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  Speaker 1: defend the honor of Lindsay Clancy, who murdered all three
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  Speaker 1: of her children. It was impressive in a certain way,
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  Speaker 1: because when you get a look at these people, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't think that they'd necessarily be capable of jumping at all.
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  Speaker 1: After Clancy, some of them took a brief detour to
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  Speaker 1: pretend to care about Krista Pike for five or six minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Pike is the death row inmate who mutilated, butchered, and
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  Speaker 1: killed a girl 30 years ago. then somehow survived her execution,
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  Speaker 1: demonstrating the almost supernatural determination some women have to avoid
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  Speaker 1: accountability no matter what. Feminists didn't spend a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time on Pike, presumably because her body count wasn't high
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  Speaker 1: enough to get them too excited. They quickly moved on
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  Speaker 1: to a woman who had a considerably higher body count
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  Speaker 1: in the Cornell case. Now, if you followed the case,
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  Speaker 1: the way the average media consumer follows things in this
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  Speaker 1: country by scanning the headlines and skimming through random social
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  Speaker 1: media posts, then you know that a woman at Cornell
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  Speaker 1: was sexually assaulted and brutalized by seven frat boys who
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  Speaker 1: drugged her against her will and held her hostage in
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  Speaker 1: a room for several hours while they took turns having
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  Speaker 1: their way with her. But if you follow the case
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  Speaker 1: the way the informed minority follows things, then you know
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  Speaker 1: that none of that is actually true. And in reality,
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  Speaker 1: the accuser got drunk and high of her own volition
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  Speaker 1: and engaged in an entirely consensual and entirely disgusting orgy
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  Speaker 1: with a bunch of men at a party. She was
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  Speaker 1: not drugged, she was not held against her will, and
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  Speaker 1: she consented to everything that happened. Indeed, according to her
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  Speaker 1: own accounting of events, she was, if anything, more sober
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  Speaker 1: and more conscious than the men, or at least some
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  Speaker 1: of the men. The feminists don't see it that way,
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  Speaker 1: of course. They have certain presuppositions that inform their analysis
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  Speaker 1: of these kinds of incidents. Now, in fairness, I'll admit
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  Speaker 1: we all have presuppositions. We all have biases. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: my presupposition is that anyone, in theory, is capable of
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  Speaker 1: committing acts of evil and anyone is capable of lying.
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  Speaker 1: So when one party in a dispute is accusing the
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  Speaker 1: other of committing an evil act and the other party
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  Speaker 1: is accusing the first party of lying, all we can
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  Speaker 1: do is look at the evidence and the facts on
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  Speaker 1: the ground and arrive at our best assessment of what
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  Speaker 1: actually happened. Feminists, on the other hand, begin with the
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  Speaker 1: presupposition that women are always right about everything and can
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  Speaker 1: never tell a lie. And even when they do lie,
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  Speaker 1: as long as they feel like they aren't lying, that
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  Speaker 1: still counts as not lying. That was the framework that
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  Speaker 1: the Lindsay Clancy jury used in their deliberations. And it's
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  Speaker 1: the framework that has led to the feminist mob rallying
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  Speaker 1: around the Cornell accuser. Now, over on TikTok, this rally has,
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  Speaker 1: as usual, taken the form of weapons-grade cringe unlike anything
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  Speaker 1: the world has ever seen before. For example, this is
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  Speaker 1: just one example, women are filming themselves lecturing their sons
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  Speaker 1: about why gang rape is bad. Now, the problem, aside
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  Speaker 1: from the fact that no gang rape actually occurred in
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  Speaker 1: this case, is that their sons are toddlers. Here's one example.
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  Speaker 2: So, if there was a little girl, right, And all
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  Speaker 2: your friends were hurting her and powing her and being mean.
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  Speaker 2: And they said to you, Noah, come and hurt the
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  Speaker 2: girl with me. What would you say? What would you say?
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  Speaker 2: They want you to go and hurt the girl. What
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  Speaker 2: would you say?
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  Speaker 1: I would say no. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. Well done. And what if they said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's okay. You can come and hit her. What would
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  Speaker 2: you say? I would say no. No way. No way, yeah, see,
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  Speaker 2: that's really, really good. But, what if, what would you
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  Speaker 2: do if you saw the boys doing it? Um, I'd
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  Speaker 2: tell him. Would you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And what if you was in school and you saw
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  Speaker 2: the boys hitting the little girl, who would you go,
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  Speaker 2: would you go tell someone? Or would you join in? Um,
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  Speaker 2: I'd go tell someone. You'd go tell someone. You're very clever,
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  Speaker 2: my little man. Want a cuddle? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, obviously, it's insane to have this conversation with your
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  Speaker 1: four-year-old in any context. Actually, if you're a competent parent,
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  Speaker 1: then there shouldn't be any need to ever specifically explain
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  Speaker 1: to your kids at any age, much less elementary school,
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  Speaker 1: that it's bad to gang rape people. Yeah, I've never
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  Speaker 1: had that talk with my kids, and I never will.
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  Speaker 1: for the same reason that I've never specifically told my
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  Speaker 1: kids that they shouldn't be serial killers or cannibals. I've
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  Speaker 1: actually never sat my kids down and said, listen, there
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  Speaker 1: are serial killers out there, and just so you know,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. Listen here, okay? If I've told
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  Speaker 1: you once, I've told you a thousand times, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: be a serial killer or really any kind of killer,
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  Speaker 1: unless it's in self-defense or whatever. Now, if you provide
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  Speaker 1: even a basic level of moral guidance and formation for
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  Speaker 1: your children, then they'll understand fundamental moral principles enough such
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  Speaker 1: that there's never going to be any confusion about whether
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  Speaker 1: it's okay to be a gang rapist or a serial
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  Speaker 1: killer or a cannibal. If you find that you need
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  Speaker 1: to explicitly address either point with them, if you find
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  Speaker 1: that they're confused and not sure about whether gang rape
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  Speaker 1: is okay, you've already failed. or you're performing for the camera.
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  Speaker 1: Which brings us to the even bleaker reality with these
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  Speaker 1: kinds of videos, which is that, of course, if these
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  Speaker 1: women couldn't record it for the internet, they wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: having the conversation at all. It's all just content designed
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  Speaker 1: to bring attention and affirmation to the women. At least
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  Speaker 1: if a woman did this in private, had this conversation
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  Speaker 1: with their kid, maybe we could say that although she's
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  Speaker 1: crazy and the subject is wildly inappropriate for a child
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  Speaker 1: that age, At some level, she's motivated by love and
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  Speaker 1: like a misplaced, confused attempt to offer maternal guidance. But
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  Speaker 1: we wouldn't say that, actually, because we wouldn't know that
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  Speaker 1: it happened. And for a woman of this type, there's
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  Speaker 1: no point in doing or saying anything unless it can
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  Speaker 1: be commodified into attention and affirmation. They have basically no
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  Speaker 1: real personal life. They have no inner life. They are
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  Speaker 1: held in existence by attention. And if we look away,
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  Speaker 1: they cease to exist. That's how they see it. And
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  Speaker 1: in a way, they're kind of right. But there's an
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  Speaker 1: even cringier trend to come out of the Cornell orgy.
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  Speaker 1: Feminists are banding together to declare, I am Jane Doe.
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  Speaker 1: That's the hashtag. That's the trend, the slogan. I am
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  Speaker 1: Jane Doe. It's like a Spartacus moment for sluts. Listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Paid for by SLF PAC. Not authorized by any candidate
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  Speaker 1: or candidates committee. So I'll play a few of these
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  Speaker 1: videos and tell me if you notice a common theme
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  Speaker 1: with these videos, watch. Now there are a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: really obvious jokes we could make about some of these
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  Speaker 1: women declaring, I am Jane Doe. Jane Doe had a
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  Speaker 1: consensual orgy with seven men, which again is really disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: But it seems unlikely that the women in those videos,
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  Speaker 1: many of them could find seven men who would participate
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  Speaker 1: in an activity like that with them. Like even if
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  Speaker 1: they scoured the entire globe, maybe among the blind community
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  Speaker 1: or like the coma community, but who knows? But aside
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  Speaker 1: from that, you probably noticed that song. That song has
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  Speaker 1: been featured in approximately every feminist TikTok or Instagram video
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  Speaker 1: for the past three years. Feminists love this song. It
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  Speaker 1: puts them in a trance. They cannot resist it. To them,
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  Speaker 1: it's the greatest song that's ever been written. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a hypnosis. It's like a slop hypnosis that it puts
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  Speaker 1: them in. They're hypnotized by the slop. There are countless videos,
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  Speaker 1: maybe millions of them, featuring some self-important feminist pretending to
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  Speaker 1: be a brave fighter for some unclear cause while that
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  Speaker 1: song plays in the background. Watch. Now, I'll admit when
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  Speaker 1: I first heard this song, I assumed that it was
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  Speaker 1: AI generated. But that's what I thought. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: for like a year when I first started, this song
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  Speaker 1: would pop up in these TikTok videos. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was like an AI thing. I figured that someone had
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  Speaker 1: gone to some AI app and they had typed in
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  Speaker 1: a prompt like, you know, generate a feminist anthem that
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  Speaker 1: will stir the hearts and minds of every 30-year-old liberal
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  Speaker 1: white woman in the nation. And this is what it
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  Speaker 1: spit out 15 seconds later. But it turns out that
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  Speaker 1: actually I was surprised to learn this feminist anthem is
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  Speaker 1: an actual song, which may or may not have been
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  Speaker 1: made with the help of AI, ostensibly written and performed
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  Speaker 1: by a singer who I guess is a human named
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  Speaker 1: Paris Paloma. And the song is called Labor. And as
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  Speaker 1: I said, it's very popular with women, with feminists in particular.
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  Speaker 1: It has 100 million views just on YouTube. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to play the music video because I've already
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  Speaker 1: subjected you to enough torture, but you could just take
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  Speaker 1: my word for it. But it is worth, I think,
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  Speaker 1: very briefly considering why this particular song is so unbelievably
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  Speaker 1: popular with liberal women. So let's go to the lyrics,
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  Speaker 1: at least the passage that has so fascinated, so entranced
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  Speaker 1: the feminists of the world. So here it is. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the lyrics. All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid, nymph
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  Speaker 1: than a virgin, nurse than a servant, just an appendage,
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  Speaker 1: live to attend him so that he never lifts a finger.
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  Speaker 1: 24-7 baby machine so he can live out his picket
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  Speaker 1: fence dreams. It's not an act of love if you
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  Speaker 1: make her. You make me do too much labor. Now,
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  Speaker 1: a few things jump out aside from the rather strained
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  Speaker 1: rhyme scheme. Make her and labor don't really rhyme. Neither
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  Speaker 1: do appendage and attend him. But never mind that. The
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  Speaker 1: greater point is that, first of all, these feminists who
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  Speaker 1: are in love with this song don't actually do any
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  Speaker 1: of those things or fill any of those roles. Most
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  Speaker 1: of these women are on birth control and childless. They're
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  Speaker 1: childless on birth control, and yet the line 24-7 baby
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  Speaker 1: machine deeply resonates with them. You've got childless women saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a baby machine. I'm tired of being a baby
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  Speaker 1: machine with my zero babies ever. If these women are
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  Speaker 1: baby machines, then the machine is extremely defective. The machine
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  Speaker 1: is broken. It has yet to produce anything at all,
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  Speaker 1: much less a baby. There's no feminist in the country
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  Speaker 1: who is anything close to a baby machine. Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: in your 30s and have no kids. You're not a
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  Speaker 1: baby machine. And maybe you have one. You have two
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  Speaker 1: at the absolute most. For a TikTok feminist, like two
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  Speaker 1: kids at the most. I'm not sure at what exact
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  Speaker 1: point you get to claim the baby machine title, but
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely not when your entire family can still fit
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  Speaker 1: in a four-door sedan. And it's certainly not when you
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  Speaker 1: have zero children at all, as is the case with
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  Speaker 1: most of these TikTok women. And same goes for the
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  Speaker 1: first three lines, all day, every day, therapist, mother, maid,
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  Speaker 1: nymph and a virgin, nurse and a servant, just an appendage,
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  Speaker 1: live to attend him. Well, again, this describes precisely 0%
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  Speaker 1: of these feminist women. We've already covered how most of
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  Speaker 1: them aren't even mothers, so we can cross that off
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  Speaker 1: the list. Most of them are not virgins. As shocking
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  Speaker 1: as that might be, given their average BMI, most of
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  Speaker 1: them are not virgins. Whether they're nymphs or not is
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  Speaker 1: not a question any of us want to dwell on
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  Speaker 1: in any detail, so we'll move on from that. They
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  Speaker 1: certainly are not filling the role of maid or nurse
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  Speaker 1: or servant in any relationship in their lives. They're not
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  Speaker 1: attending to any man. The only person they attend to
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  Speaker 1: is themselves, and they're barely sufficient in even that role.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the actual life. that the average 20 or
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  Speaker 1: 30 something feminist leads. Okay, this is her day. She
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  Speaker 1: wakes up and scrolls her phone. First thing she does.
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  Speaker 1: She goes to some easy adult daycare type job somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and scrolls her phone. And then she comes home and
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  Speaker 1: she sits on the couch or on the bed or
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  Speaker 1: something and she scrolls her phone and she eats at
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  Speaker 1: some point, you know, throughout that process, often throughout that process.
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  Speaker 1: Then she goes to sleep. And that's like basically it.
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  Speaker 1: If she's married, the routine I've just described really doesn't change.
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  Speaker 1: If she has a child or two, the routine still
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  Speaker 1: doesn't change. Her child is in daycare or public school.
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  Speaker 1: She barely even sees her kid and yet still complains,
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  Speaker 1: still complains, you know, these feminist mothers on TikTok or
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  Speaker 1: even not. And we heard a lot of this with
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  Speaker 1: the Lindsay Clancy thing. Complain about how put upon, sort
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  Speaker 1: of oppressed they are, how difficult it is to be
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  Speaker 1: a mother. It's like, You barely even see your kid.
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  Speaker 1: They're in daycare or public school almost all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You barely see them. And yet you still complain for
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  Speaker 1: the 75 minutes you spend with the child every day.
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  Speaker 1: Even that is a burden of titanic proportions. When the
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  Speaker 1: kid is home, both she and the kid are spending
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  Speaker 1: most of their time staring at separate screens. Maybe on
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  Speaker 1: occasion they stare at the same screen together. She does
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  Speaker 1: very little that could be described as labor. Most of
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  Speaker 1: her day, every day, is structured around serving, entertaining, and
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  Speaker 1: distracting herself. If she's married and her husband ever was
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  Speaker 1: bold enough to demand or even mildly request that she
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  Speaker 1: focus on him, or God forbid, serve his needs to
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  Speaker 1: any extent at all, she would divorce him. And that
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  Speaker 1: would be it. That's the actual reality of the feminist
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  Speaker 1: experience in the year 2026. I may be generalizing slightly,
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  Speaker 1: but not that much. And actually probably not at all.
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  Speaker 1: This is the actual experience, but it doesn't work as
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  Speaker 1: well for like a pretentious feminist anthem. Because imagine instead
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  Speaker 1: of all day, everyday therapist mother made, it said all day,
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  Speaker 1: everyday eating snacks, scrolling my phone. That rhymes even less,
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  Speaker 1: but also it's not as inspiring, even if it is
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  Speaker 1: vastly more accurate. So instead, they all pretend that they're
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  Speaker 1: like 1840s housewives living on the Wyoming frontier. That's the
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  Speaker 1: fantasy of oppression they've constructed in their minds. And to
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  Speaker 1: some extent, they really believe it. So they cry out,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing too much labor, so much labor, so much
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  Speaker 1: emotional and physical labor. even though the most laborious thing
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  Speaker 1: they do in a given day is set up multiple
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  Speaker 1: camera angles to film a TikTok video about all the
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  Speaker 1: labor they have to do. Now, the irony, of course,
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  Speaker 1: is that, and this is the part they're not going
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  Speaker 1: to want to hear, well, they don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: about any of this, is that these women would be
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  Speaker 1: much happier if they were quote unquote oppressed the way
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  Speaker 1: they claim to be. The traditional role of a woman
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  Speaker 1: is indeed Some of what that song describes, the song
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  Speaker 1: obviously gives it a negative connotation and phrases it in
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  Speaker 1: a negative way. And some women, not feminists and most
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  Speaker 1: of them not on TikTok, still fill this role. What's
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  Speaker 1: actually being described in the song, again, if you put
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  Speaker 1: aside the negative framing with terms like maid and baby machine,
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  Speaker 1: what's being described is a woman with an incredibly full
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  Speaker 1: life who fills an indispensable role in her family. and
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  Speaker 1: therefore in society. I mean, if you actually do all
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  Speaker 1: those things and you fill all those roles, that's an
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  Speaker 1: amazing life. That's an important life. She tends to the
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  Speaker 1: physical and emotional needs of her children and her husband.
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  Speaker 1: She keeps her house in order, everything running and functioning smoothly.
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  Speaker 1: She has work to do, real, valuable, meaningful work. She's important.
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  Speaker 1: She is necessary. She has purpose. Call it labor if
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  Speaker 1: you want, Call it being a maid if you want.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it that. I don't think it is that.
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  Speaker 1: But use whatever word you want. That's up to you. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the life that these feminists actually lead. Not
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  Speaker 1: even close. So perhaps the best response to a line
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  Speaker 1: like all day, everyday therapist, mother maid is to say, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if only that were true. But unfortunately, the song is
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  Speaker 1: a fantasy. If it were reality, you'd be happier. And
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  Speaker 1: certainly busier, at the very least. which means the rest
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  Speaker 1: of us wouldn't be subjected to these ridiculous TikTok trends anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And that is why the I am Jane Doe trend,
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  Speaker 1: and especially the retarded song that's fueling it, are today canceled.