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OUTRO: Smoothest Nut On The Planet · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Ki your cat.
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  Speaker 2: Fan of the Darky Big Shoot podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and
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  Speaker 3: Kezy on your Instagram at Hodaky Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Unchin into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hadaki.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Whosh, Hello, how are you going? I'm gonna be honest.
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  Speaker 3: I've just started getting a running nose in the last
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  Speaker 3: half an hour.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I saw you holding it and blowing. What was
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  Speaker 2: that for?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: I just have you heard your adenoids out?
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  Speaker 1: Jase?
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  Speaker 3: You know I've had my adenoids out when I was
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  Speaker 3: a kid.
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  Speaker 4: No, I know that you had travel with your adenoids.
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  Speaker 4: I just didn't know if you've ever had them taken out.
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  Speaker 3: That's why they were taking out because I used to
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  Speaker 3: get earaches every time I got a cold often.
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  Speaker 4: Because you like when you swim, and stuff gets swimming swimmings.
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  Speaker 3: Not every time though, right, So I figured out with
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  Speaker 3: swimmers the I jump in, go for a swim, and
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  Speaker 3: then constantly have to unlock my ears just to keep
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  Speaker 3: the water out.
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  Speaker 2: Sounding very blocked up to be for you the last.
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  Speaker 3: Like ye hour half an hour, so running my nose
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  Speaker 3: and I just running nose and just unblocked my ears
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  Speaker 3: and one wouldn't unblocked.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it feels all like gunked up. So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: we want to put your special ear plugs in. They
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  Speaker 1: don't work.
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  Speaker 3: How I bought them for me, spent twenty bucks on them,
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  Speaker 3: and they don't work.
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  Speaker 4: I was told, actually by a doctor that I have
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  Speaker 4: very small ear canals, right, But I've never had particular issues.
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  Speaker 4: I've never had any real issues with my ears. Have
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  Speaker 4: you had your adenoids out, Magie?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I even knew were I never even
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  Speaker 1: heard the words until neither.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't until I had kids, right, and a couple
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  Speaker 4: of my girls have had their adenoids out, as has
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  Speaker 4: my wife.
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  Speaker 2: What's grommitt sas?
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  Speaker 1: That's an American thing, you know what I mean? American
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  Speaker 1: people that get it? Yeah? Does that? And loopis loopers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Americans are always banging on about loopers. Yeah they are.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what loopers is and what the New Zealand's equivalent.
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  Speaker 3: I heard gromits and I was like, lupins. Is that
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  Speaker 3: similar to adenoids?
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  Speaker 1: Is what I thought?
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  Speaker 2: What was that? Yeah? It's all in that sort of area.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but just wanting you I might have have my
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  Speaker 3: first sick day of the year, hopefully not that I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those just one day affairs. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think sleep. It's called loopers. One nine hundred New Zealanders
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  Speaker 3: will suffer from loopers. It's an inflammatory condition which can
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  Speaker 3: affect joints, muscles, and other parts of the body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: A grommit is a tiny ventilation tube that are put
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  Speaker 3: inside the air.
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  Speaker 4: So something I was going to say, I think gramots
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  Speaker 4: are actually inserted into the air as opposed to doubt.
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  Speaker 1: Jay's remembered what it was after you read out the.
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  Speaker 2: I remember.
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  Speaker 4: As you were saying, and I could because one of
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  Speaker 4: my girls I remember them saying, she's going to get
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  Speaker 4: grommets put.
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  Speaker 1: In right, Yeah, and that's what man.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't think she had her adenoids out. I
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  Speaker 4: think she got grand Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's it prevents a build up of fluid. That's they
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  Speaker 3: are needed. If someone has a lot of ear and
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  Speaker 3: fictions that have paused glue ear.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got glue ear? Not at the moment, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Have any cooties?
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever have cooties as a kid, Keezy, you
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  Speaker 4: don't have courties same.
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  Speaker 3: You have to have minor surgery under general anesthetics.
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  Speaker 1: Glue ear is where the middle part of the air
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  Speaker 1: canal fills up with fluid.
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  Speaker 2: I remember, God, it freaked the ship out of my
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  Speaker 2: wife and I. Our daughter.
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  Speaker 4: She was about this is when she was getting them
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  Speaker 4: put in, and she was They sedated her and she was,
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  Speaker 4: you know, under anesthetic, just waiting for this, and my
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  Speaker 4: wife and I were standing by the beard and my
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  Speaker 4: daughter just suddenly sat bolt up right, and my wife
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  Speaker 4: and I, I think both just went because it freaked
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  Speaker 4: us out.
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  Speaker 2: And then the nurse was like, oh, that's actually quite common.
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  Speaker 3: So she was unconscious.
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  Speaker 4: She was unconscious and she just sat bolt up right.
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  Speaker 4: We just freakd the ship out, far out, good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And I was I was telling you fellas, you know
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  Speaker 4: that my youngest got a tonsils out today.
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  Speaker 2: Finally?
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  Speaker 1: Was that today?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Finally? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And so she's been on the laughing gas and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's seen a photo. She looked pretty steamed.
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  Speaker 1: That's like.
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  Speaker 3: My brother had surgery the other week and I called him.
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  Speaker 3: He called me straight after the surgery, yeah, which is
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  Speaker 3: classic in my family to call Cris as soon as
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  Speaker 3: I wake up. And he could barely string a sentence.
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  Speaker 1: Together went really well.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently it's like, wait, you just wait a few hours
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  Speaker 3: and then let me know.
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  Speaker 1: Ye. So apparently the next week is going to be
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  Speaker 1: a mere yeah really yes, but the long run will
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  Speaker 1: be good.
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  Speaker 4: And they had a bit of an issue with a
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  Speaker 4: breathing tube because their throats so rooted.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yes, couldn't get it in there, right.
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  Speaker 3: So it's it just popsicles and soup or like smoothies.
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  Speaker 2: And this is the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently you can eat everything, because I was like, so
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  Speaker 4: she going to be on like mushy food and icicles
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  Speaker 4: and you know ice, yeah, and my wife said no, no,
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  Speaker 4: Apparently that you got to avoid, like spicy food's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna say, guy fire tonight.
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  Speaker 4: Then and then apparently what happens is after five or
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  Speaker 4: six days massive scabs. You get massive scabs and then
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  Speaker 4: they and then they fall off.
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  Speaker 3: But in the long run it be great though.
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  Speaker 4: But apparently you can you know, and not sharp food knives,
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  Speaker 4: and that you don't be smashing doritos.
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  Speaker 3: She eats hazel nuts a whole what she eats them
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  Speaker 3: whole right, with the pointy stuff on the outside, So
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  Speaker 3: she'll have to avoid that.
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  Speaker 3: Recently, Jason started going what instead of just going along
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  Speaker 3: with it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have even on here you do that. It's
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  Speaker 1: disgraceful here, But you' getting to what what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 2: She's swallowing almond's hole.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hazelnuts, the really spiky ones. It was a joke,
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  Speaker 1: sharp view. It wasn't a very good one, but you
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  Speaker 1: should get.
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  Speaker 3: But it's the Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: What are you experience? Was going to get.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that hazel nuts were spiky.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't either.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they were smooth.
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  Speaker 3: Are they not the ones there?
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  Speaker 2: Now you're thinking walnuts?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, hazel nuts are perfectly round.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm thinking that's my what let me thinking?
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  Speaker 4: You're thinking walnuts keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Hazel nuts are so smooth?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. The that's my confusion.
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  Speaker 3: Walnuts are also, that's kind of they're pretty round.
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  Speaker 1: They look like a brain or a set of ball
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  Speaker 1: or what.
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  Speaker 3: Is the spiky thing?
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  Speaker 2: I think they look like a kidney.
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  Speaker 1: The kidney you think, yeah, walnuts because they sort of
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  Speaker 1: splay on the inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you that.
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  Speaker 2: Nuts sounds spiky either.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just I'm looking at the photo of chestnuts.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the joke was perfect, well done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You should do that. You've got to see them gig
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  Speaker 1: coming up, and I reckon you should somehow?
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  Speaker 3: Well really yeah, why, I don't know, I've just seen circumstances.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really okay, low ticket sales. Yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: when is it, but I have seen that. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: mean just sort of joke there, didn't mean it? Take it?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? What?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, has joke made sense? Keasy? It wasn't ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I got the nuts wrong, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So don't ever go at me for going what when
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  Speaker 4: you name the smoothest nut on.
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  Speaker 5: The planets, the smoothest nuts on the planet, I do
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  Speaker 5: for another lasering of my balls?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, can you?
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  Speaker 3: Because all that does is let me know that you've
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  Speaker 3: got a light double going on down there.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even a stubble. It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, aren't they meant to? Just isn't that meant to?
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  Speaker 2: Just not go back?
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  Speaker 1: That's right? Over time yet? Will Yeah? They adress you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, I don't I haven't seen my balls and ages.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be right, seriously, they're not the sort
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  Speaker 1: of thing belt.
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  Speaker 2: There's not the sort of thing that you look at.
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  Speaker 1: I see my balls them every day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got big hangars, have your keys.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just don't have a giant bush like.
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  Speaker 1: It's I don't have exactly. No, you've got a massive bush.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a giant bush.
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  Speaker 1: But your idea of what a giant bush is you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even know.
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  Speaker 2: I could tell you. I'm not a very hairy person,
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  Speaker 2: so but my I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have never shaved your balls, it is
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  Speaker 1: going to be massively bushy.
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  Speaker 2: I just had a vision of your guys pubs like
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  Speaker 2: little tight runway.
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  Speaker 3: I don't loop me in with him because he's clearly
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  Speaker 3: running a very tidy operation. Yeah there is a bit,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, mine sort of in the middle. And you're
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  Speaker 3: clearly you've got like a dot conservation area going.
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  Speaker 1: You've got like a Dolly the Sheep sort of situation
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  Speaker 1: where if they found your balls up in the back country,
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  Speaker 1: brought the Shrek. Yeah, Shrek the Sheep, and you've got
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  Speaker 1: these massive balls, though they wouldn't be because it was
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  Speaker 1: a thing with trick, wasn't it. When they shaved it
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  Speaker 1: shaved it down. I was just a couple of tidy, tight,
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  Speaker 1: little little rock secks there.
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  Speaker 2: Hazel nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, couple of.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you I don't have a big bush.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just settle at once and for all.
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  Speaker 6: I'm almost I'm almost tempted to go into Studio B
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  Speaker 6: with protest too much. Ja, Then I don't have the
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  Speaker 6: you know, I don't have the snail trail that so
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  Speaker 6: many men have too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a snail trail.
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  Speaker 3: Has more of a snail stampede.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that sort of pubic thing from the sort
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  Speaker 4: of belly button down to Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that, but man, but you can't help
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  Speaker 1: that if you've got that. You like that in a woman?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't like that in a man.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't like that. And a man, but
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  Speaker 1: that's a duce. You like it and a woman, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: you just concentrate on his massive bush, right, But what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about the line that goes But that's
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  Speaker 1: just people have got it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't you don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a hairy person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all in the bush area. Ye admitt that
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  Speaker 3: you've got a giant bush like everyone's thinking it.
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  Speaker 4: If I had a giant bush, I wouldn't have an
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  Speaker 4: issue admitting it.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, this has got two strokes written
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  Speaker 1: all over it. You starting out with two, then you
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  Speaker 1: went to three, and then it was as required. Yeah see,
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  Speaker 1: but that's all good.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do with your bush, keezy?
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  Speaker 1: What do I do?
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  Speaker 2: You just trim it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just try and keep it.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, what do you go with? You going scissors
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  Speaker 1: or you're using clippers?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've got some clippers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on your mate. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Basically I care about my wife. Yeah, good on you,
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want to hur have to chuck on
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  Speaker 3: her backpack and go on a massive bush walk every
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  Speaker 3: time we want to get intimate.
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  Speaker 4: Well, when you pull your undies up and a big
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  Speaker 4: afro comes out.
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  Speaker 3: You should get someone to come and do some tapulary.
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  Speaker 2: Do I need to get that deleted?
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  Speaker 3: That pugs is never happened?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to the Hudarky Big Show Fort'll seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. It's on Hurduky Chicken. It's made