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Maybe it is Cranberry Sauce? (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Alright, let's get to the movie threats.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, this is what we do for our
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: other people. The super elite, you know, they get to
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: listen to the horror club, but For the rest of
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: the people, this gives me a chance to talk about
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: other things.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Like, this is one because it's not.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Again, if you want horror, go join the horror club.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: But occasionally, I get to talk about other things, and
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: I wanted to run this past you.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: Let me bring up a photo here.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm in the real world, which I don't
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: normally go into, but occasionally I'm looking for, you know,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: toys and movies and crap.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm around people, which is also weird.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: But before I get into the conversation, let me ask you,
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: because on the show previously, Nora, you've mentioned you're not
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: really a.
• 1:08
  Speaker 4: Star Wars person.
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: So quick pass without killing it. Do you know what
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: that is?
• 1:20
  Speaker 5: Not an Ewok.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: It doesn't count because you... I know you know.
• 1:24
  Speaker 5: I'm guessing it has four letters in the name.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: It does?
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: It does. You're doing pretty good.
• 1:31
  Speaker 5: Give me the first letter. J.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: They live on Tatooine.
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: They sell robots to.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: Again, if you haven't seen the movie, none of this
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: makes any sense.
• 1:46
  Speaker 4: I know, but I just like.
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  Speaker 5: A Jabba the Hutt.
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: You're close. They hang out in the vicinity of Jabba.
• 1:52
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 1:53
  Speaker 7: Same syllable count.
• 1:55
  Speaker 5: Okay. A JoJo.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: No, that's your favorite pop singer.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: We all know. Don't try to deny it. But, okay, Phillip,
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: you're dying. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: It's a Jawa.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: I'm in a store.
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: And most of the, around the place I'm at a
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: good portion of the week, there's a whole bunch of
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: like thrift stores and stuff.
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: So I'm in one of them. There's not one, not two.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: There's three guys between 25 to 30.
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: Not a one of them knew.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: They're looking at one of the, like, 12-inch toys, which is, like,
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: 6-inch for these guys.
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: And they're looking at it.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you know, I'm not really into Star Wars.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: What's his name? Like, not a clue. And I'm like, guys, really?
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, I know... There's like a subculture of
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: people that.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Just do not care and do not want to even
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: get into it, which I get. But I'm like, just
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: just pop culture osmosis at this point.
• 2:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: That was.
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: Especially dudes.
• 2:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Although it's pretty evenly balanced now. If you're on Gen Xers,
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: it was a wasteland for girls. But when you get
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: to like millennials and definitely the new generations, I.
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Think it's evenly matched of hardcore geeks.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: I think the girls are just as bad, if not
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: sometimes worse, in their subculture things.
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know. That was just a weird
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: moment of, really?
• 3:19
  Speaker 5: I recognize him.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: So at least you know.
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: I just don't know what he's called.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: They weren't even close. They were like, I don't even remember.
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: They were saying other things, and it might have been Jabba.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: But they were just like. And it's one of those
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: I had to bite my tongue because I don't want
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: to be that dude. I kind of missed my window,
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: or I would have just been like, it's a jaw.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I can't fight it.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: But I kind of missed the chance, and it would
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: have been really awkward once they'd already gotten past that,
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: and we're talking about something stupid. So I was just like,
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm just going to shut up. And it's
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: going to fester until I have to come on here
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  Speaker 2: and talk about it.
• 3:58
  Speaker 7: Well, I have to get this out really quick, because
• 4:00
  Speaker 7: this is festering to me. I know they're called droids
• 4:04
  Speaker 7: and not robots in the Star Wars universe. I.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: apologize but.
• 4:09
  Speaker 5: He's talking to me a plebe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah i know but i don't want the actually i
• 4:13
  Speaker 7: do want the fanboys to write go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I again that's the kind of stuff i let slide
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: again that's more of a generalized pop culture of like
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: yeah they're all robots we know that's just a very
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: specific branding in your own little universe that's fine but
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: but yeah it reminds me there are times when as
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: i constantly reference on this show the the normal people
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: The regular people.
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  Speaker 4: The outdoor kids.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but grownups too.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Because I still consider myself a 12 year old. So
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: like when I'm sitting there and this person that I
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: work with all the time who is, we're jumping ahead
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: to the holidays, but they're already playing Christmas music.
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's too soon for that.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: And they said something about the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, when we get closer at the
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: appropriate time, when you play that music, I'll be running Vince.
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: Giraldi on a loop.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: And they were shocked and amazed that I knew who
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: the person was who wrote the music for the peanuts.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, he's a genius. I'm like,
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: why would I not know that? Well, regular people don't
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: read credits.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't. Well, I mean, that one I had
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: to seek out.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not like a big jazz geek, but like, That
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: music is so amazing. Like so specifically, I don't know,
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: not even just tailored to that thing because he's done
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: a lot of other stuff.
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: And if you listen to his other stuff, it's equally
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: as amazing. So, but yeah, just some people just don't
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: pay attention to pop culture in general.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: But I'm assuming if you're the kind of dork who's
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: listening to this right now, you do pay attention to
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: pop culture. So you'll want to not only listen to
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: these little promos, but go join the horror club.
• 5:53
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: So now we can get to the movie threat, which
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: is what I call these every time.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: So this was, I was trying to find, we're heading,
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: as previously mentioned, towards the holidays.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: We're not at the point where you play Christmas music yet,
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: but we're at a holiday just before that.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: So I thought this was the appropriate one. I recently
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: ran across a copy of this.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: Let me give you the artwork. Thought that was fitting
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: for the holiday that you only eat. I mean, that was.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: Basically, the only thing built around Thanksgiving is food. So
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: carnivore is what we're looking at here. Let me bring
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: up the description I got off the back.
• 6:32
  Speaker 6: Of this thing.
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: So this is a Thanksgiving-themed movie?
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 6:37
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: But eating is. Sure, sure, sure, sure. That's why it's
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: the best tie-in we can come up with. Right off
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: the bat. From afar, the old Romero house.
• 6:50
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: Pause for grattle. Looks like a decrepit old mansion, reputedly haunted.
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  Speaker 2: But what the locals don't know is that behind the
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: facade of the ancient building, the U.S. government has built
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: a state-of-the-art high-tech field lab, which houses one of the
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: world's most gruesome experiments, a horrifyingly genetically engineered menacing carnivore beast.
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: Those always go well.
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  Speaker 3: So, there's more. There's a whole nother verse. There's a
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: whole nother.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: stanza there's a whole nother i i don't want to
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: keep reading but this is the kind of stuff we'll
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: be forced to watch unless you come up with a
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: better option for us because i'm sure you can think
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: of a movie that's much better than carnivore but otherwise
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: you know if you don't join the horror club and
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: you don't put it on our list then we're gonna have.
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: To watch carnivore so.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I kind of want to see.
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: Look what you're doing.
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  Speaker 5: I like the idea that the government is like, let's
• 7:54
  Speaker 5: build this lab under a spooky looking haunted house as
• 7:58
  Speaker 5: opposed to like in an office building, but.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Then only.
• 8:02
  Speaker 5: Get creative again.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: Annoying kids that want to solve mysteries will get sucked
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  Speaker 2: into it.
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  Speaker 5: I know, you're just like asking to be investigated by
• 8:10
  Speaker 5: a group of teens.
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  Speaker 3: Teens wearing like GoPros on their head.
• 8:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Live streaming as they run around a spooky house with
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: a fake thing that lights up and somebody sold them for.
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: Way too much money.
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: Dude, those are totally real.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Told them that they can see ghosts with it and
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: find ghosts or sense that it's cold in.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: This room or whatever the hell happens.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 8:29
  Speaker 5: Orbs.
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  Speaker 3: I can't afford real ghost hunting gear.
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: There's orbs everywhere.
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: You might just be on something right.
• 8:38
  Speaker 7: You know for as long as we've known each other
• 8:40
  Speaker 7: i am shocked now that you you point that out
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  Speaker 7: that i've never once come over to your house and
• 8:45
  Speaker 7: been like look at this cool ghost catching stuff i bought.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: It really is expensive i know but at least one
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: of the conventions maybe the one we just went to
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: um the People are there selling it. It's the only
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: one that's not just horror movies, but horror movies and
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: paranormal as a real thing conventions.
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  Speaker 3: So there are half of the tables are people that
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  Speaker 3: are totally selling to you. I don't know if they
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: believe it. I don't know if I believe it.
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: But there are sales pitches that, yes, it's a real
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: thing and I've seen it. And here's a video that
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: I made of me walking around the house with a GoPro.
• 9:20
  Speaker 4: On my head.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: So they also, a few of them have equipment there
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: that they are selling and it ain't cheap.
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: If you're thinking about getting into ghost hunting, get a backer.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: Some sponsors, if you will. Hadn't worked out for me,
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: but maybe you can make that happen.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. So anyway, that's the kind of shenanigans
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: we get into on this show. Or we occasionally say
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: things like this. It's not quite as elaborate as the other,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: you know, holidays. Halloween's the coolest. Christmas gets all the attention.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving's never quite as big a deal, but I figured
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: we could at least hunt a human being, and that
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: would be fun. So there's our adventure for the holidays.
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: Happy memories.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: Precious moments.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Before we even get to the kids in the car,
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: we've got our condom salesman.
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: This entire movie is just so horny. It's like, oh,
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: my God. Like, every time two people are together, whether
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: they know each other or not, for more than ten seconds,
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: it's like, let's have sex. I'm like, guys. You just
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: do it in front of them, I guess.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: It was the 70s.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Things were different. I guess. Yep.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: 70s, but it looked like the 80s.
• 10:35
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: By the end, it really becomes almost more of a
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: silent film.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: In so many ways.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Not only is there a big stretch where there's not
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: really a lot of dialogue, but also the makeup on
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: these actors is very.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Old school theatrical.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: The way that they're shooting it is almost like those
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: early silent films. The way that it's edited and there
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: are scenes that are sped up really weird.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: It all feels really like those early silent films. So
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: So this is better than shots of room temperature gravy?
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Yes. There you go.
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: You redeemed yourself.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: I just remember that because we were recording an episode
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: and these weird people walked through and you were like, hey,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: just recording a podcast.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: And like everyone else in the world, they went, oh, God,
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: and kept walking. They didn't go, oh, really? What's it about? No,
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: they went, oh, God, another idiot with a podcast. And
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: they kept on going. And I'm like, nah, I get it.
• 11:35
  Speaker 6: I understand.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: You too will feel the cutting edge of terror in.
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: So it's very smart and has that humor, but also crazy,
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: gory moments.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: And I didn't sleep after I watched it. I had
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: a lot of trouble sleeping. And not because it freaked
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: me out too much, but just because there was so
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: much going on that I kept thinking about it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: It was weird as hell, but I loved it. Wow.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have seen overacting before.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: So weird. Yeah, you're like, I promise it wasn't me.
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: It sounds crazy. It was the demon, Your Honor.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't do it.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Do I look like the kind of person who could
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: make a body incinerate?
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: No, it was the demon.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, any news story you hear that you're like, what?
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: It happened in Florida. You're just like, that's in pot. Oh, Florida.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: Okay. I guess.
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Gator all coped up, went into a mall and killed people? Yep,
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: that sounds like Florida.
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: And I guess was damned and determined to make sure
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: we're making this movie even if I gotta sit there
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: and pretend to be a doctor. Was I the only
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: one that, like, as this happened, he was like, damn it,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: you made.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: Me spill my beer, boy.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, he did seem like he'd be a little
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: more upset about the beer than his hand.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Than a hand, yeah.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: I need my old style. Pick that up for me.
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: Everyone in this movie is the horniest person in the
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: world and you stopped mid make out to apply some
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: fun spooky makeup to scare your.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Friends let's hold off you just put your pants back
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: on honey we're gonna spend about 45 minutes putting this
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: on your face let's let it dry and then lay
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: on the bed for a while but I'm not gonna
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: jump you yet yet then we'll get them to come
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: in here and we'll scare them for 12 seconds and
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: then that was worth it totally worth.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: It Oh, and the doctor being cut in half was amazing.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: That was hilarious.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Especially when he comes and puts her back together. Like
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: he expects that's going to.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: Did.
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: He just.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Is this a tribute to this ridiculous movie we just watched?
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, it's kind of the same scenario.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: I choose to believe yes.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: For sad reasons on both counts. I mean, I was like,
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: it's sort of the same dynamic too.
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: So, I guess.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: If I'm being honest, I've never been to Florida and
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: not watched a man die.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Also on the Todd and Terry theme, I guess post-Late
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: Night Tennis, Todd shows up and one of the other
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: guys is like, who are you? And it's like, the
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: guy who looks identical to Terry?
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, who are you?
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Have you been paying attention?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I remember maybe that same version, because one of them's like,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it's our final girls.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, the one who escaped from the hospital.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: You think? Because he looks just like the other dude
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: that you're in love with, by the way.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you recognize? Oh, you're probably his identical twin brother.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: You're the guy everyone's been looking for all night.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those again were some moments that you're just, what
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: the hell is going on in this movie?
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Who are you?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Who are you?
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Think for two seconds. Come on.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Take a wild guess.
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: What a great movie.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I'll say that's the thing that stuck with me. A
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: day or two later, much like yours, I'm still thinking
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: And that's the part. It'll stick with you for a while.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: This general ennui that comes with this movie. And I'm
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: just like.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: God, it's just like, not the horror parts, not the
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: weird characters, but just the emptiness of her existence that
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: I'm just like, yeah, I get it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: A day or two later, I'm still like, yep, yep,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: that part's sticking with me, so. Nobody cares about me,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: but if you're also thankful that these two show up
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: every time, write in and let us know, because I'm
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: thankful that they're here. So if you also are, which
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: a handful of times, that does happen. We've gotten feedback
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: once or twice in typing form on the Facebooks lately.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: And then I was going to say.
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: Are you trying to say that me and Nora are
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: getting fan mail, but you're not telling us?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I'm not going to tell you that.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Give me compliments.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: We did just this week.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I need the validation.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying. Write in and let them know.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: They need to know.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Please.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: But I will pass this one along.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Movie Meltdown because they told me about
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: it and I watched it and liked it. So Nora
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: points to you. You suggested it. People actually listened to you.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: George watched it and he enjoyed it. So there you go. Welcome, George.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: It all came full circle.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I'll just sit here and try not to bother anyone.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: If Philip has inspired you in your life, let him know.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: I mean, alligators are cool, but for Christ's sake, that's
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: a weird animal.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: And they eat them.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: And vice versa. Right back at you. Once a week,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: somebody's getting eaten by a gator.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Symbiotic relationship.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: More power to the gators.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: There should have been more gators in this movie. That's
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: the one thing that's amazing.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: If it would have turned out it was a gator
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: the whole time, I would have been like.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, this movie's awesome.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Gator slasher. We need to get this going.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Blood gator.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, he has a built-in way to kill people.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: really effectively, and yet he uses a machete.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: He uses a knife, yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Which is really hard with tiny little legs. We're going
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: to have to get him a special machete. I'd watch this.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Machete Gator sounds kind of awesome.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Machete Gator.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I had to at least address the Jawa thing.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Because it was killing me guys really come on what
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: is wrong with you I.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Don't know hmm.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know it's not for everyone I will give
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: you a pass for recognizing it was from.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Star Wars yeah I was like I know those guys
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know what they do but.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You'd probably like them because they're cute that usually wins
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: over at least the girls that are on the fence
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: about Star Wars you get.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: To a lot of cute things They're like, Jawas, I
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: like them. Ewoks, I like them. Baby Yoda, holy shit!
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody loves their baby Yoda.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Everybody loves baby Yoda. Even people who don't watch Star
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Wars are just like, man, fucking baby Yoda, you can't
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: fight him.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's very cute.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: He's adorable.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: There's a, there was a meme floating around, and the
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: caption was John Favreau and Robert Rodriguez.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I saw it again this week.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Planning out whatever the new Star Wars thing is.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It was just.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Two kids surrounded with Star Wars toys.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: With a big ad at going, ah! Like they're screaming.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: They're having such an amazing time.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: And I don't, I don't, I feel like they would
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: take that as a huge compliment.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Again, I was like, you know, they're sitting there looking
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: at that meme going, yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: That was me. It might be a picture of me. Hell,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: So go to MovieMeltdown.com, join the Meltdown Horror Club, and
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: you can give us a better thing to watch than.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Or a worse thing.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: It's up to you. If you're giving us money, I'll
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: watch whatever you tell me.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Does it get worse than these things I run across?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: We usually don't have to watch them, but sooner or
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: later we're going to get to these movies and.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: We'll all suffer.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there is, despite what it seems, there is a
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: finite number of movies.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Eventually we're going to have to get to these so
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: you better come up with better movies and get them
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: out of the way before we have to resort to
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: watching these things that I keep coming across so join
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: the club music