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Paddy Pimblett Asks AI How to Beat Him in a Fight · Bleacher Report

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  Speaker 1: Stop talking out your * * * hole. Mother *
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  Speaker 1: * * * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, aye. What is happening, people? I am Paddy the
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  Speaker 1: Baddie Pimley. I am asking AI how it thinks it
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  Speaker 1: would beat me in a fight. Hey, yeah. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't say hey. Hey is a very American way of
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  Speaker 1: saying things.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: It's Paddy. I'm so bad at typing. Would you beat
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  Speaker 1: me in a fight? There are five ways someone could
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  Speaker 1: realistically beat you. Not theories, actual blueprints based on what
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  Speaker 1: actually happened in the cage. Fair warning, some of these
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  Speaker 1: might sting a little. Ready for number one, yeah?, aye aye.
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  Speaker 1: Here's number one, I'm taking you down. All that boxing
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  Speaker 1: means nothing once we're on the mat. Your lack of
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  Speaker 1: deep wrestling pedigree is exactly where I'm going to exclude you.
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  Speaker 1: And BSD thought the same thing. what happened there because
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  Speaker 1: in fights I've lost when I was 21 or 23
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  Speaker 1: I did get took down for the majority of the
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  Speaker 1: fight I lost two five round decisions when I was
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  Speaker 1: young back then I was a child so I see
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  Speaker 1: where AI is coming from but They're going a bit
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  Speaker 1: too deep into the past there. Biggest mistake fighters make
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  Speaker 1: against me is they underestimate me. To be fair, if
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  Speaker 1: you go back and watch me fight from when I
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  Speaker 1: was younger, this is a good shout. Next mother. Ha,
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  Speaker 1: no pushback at all. All right then, number two. I'm
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  Speaker 1: cardioing you out. Everyone's seeing the gas tank questions and
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  Speaker 1: pressuring you with movements and volume early and then capitalizing
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  Speaker 1: once you slow down the later rounds. Again, I think
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  Speaker 1: he's going a bit too far into the past here
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  Speaker 1: with this one. At the last bell against Justin Gagey
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  Speaker 1: for five rounds in, that was walking forward, swinging punches
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  Speaker 1: at his head, trying to knock him out. I think
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  Speaker 1: people look back too much at the Tony Ferguson fight
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  Speaker 1: for that because it was only a three round fight
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna lie, I did gas. At the
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  Speaker 1: end of the first round when I had a mate,
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  Speaker 1: I put everything into trying to finish him and that
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  Speaker 1: man's body is made of steel. And I did feel
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  Speaker 1: tired in that fight, I'm not gonna lie. I won
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  Speaker 1: the first and second pretty easily and as I went
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  Speaker 1: back to the corner at the end of the second
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  Speaker 1: round before the third, I turned to Paul and Ellison
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  Speaker 1: was like, boys, I'm here. But I hadn't fought for
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  Speaker 1: a year. I'd just come back from major surgery. This
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  Speaker 1: is another one I can completely understand. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: think of what the next ones will be. Everyone always says, oh,
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  Speaker 1: his chin's high up in the air, anyone could knock
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  Speaker 1: him out. But let's see, let's find out. Next. All right,
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  Speaker 1: moving fast, number three. I'm smothering you in the clinch.
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  Speaker 1: That range advantage disappears the second I get inside. Just
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  Speaker 1: you getting worn down against the cage with nowhere to go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a bad one. Flinching with me is
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  Speaker 1: not a good idea. I think they might be thinking
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  Speaker 1: of this I think Gagey done it a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Jared Gordon done it a little bit in the third round,
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  Speaker 1: when I had that very close fight with him. But
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  Speaker 1: if you go back and watch some of my previous fights,
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  Speaker 1: when people pushed me into the cage, a flying triangle,
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  Speaker 1: an early flying triangle at Chandler, I reckon I would've
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  Speaker 1: committed to that a bit more, I would've got it.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is a bad point to be honest. Nowadays,
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  Speaker 1: no one wants to watch a fight like that anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Proving themselves to be a little bit dumb. Thought you
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  Speaker 1: were smarter than this. Thought you'd come up with some good.
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  Speaker 2: Is there anywhere that you're uncomfortable when you're in the clinch?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm just comfortable in the cage. I like fighting.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Fighting is just, it's in me.
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  Speaker 1: It's what I was meant to do. It's what I
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  Speaker 1: was born to do. Like, even when I'm on the bottom,
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  Speaker 1: getting punched in the face, I'm enjoying it. 99.99999% of
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  Speaker 1: the world will be like, you're a f * *
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  Speaker 1: * ing weirdo. But that's just me. As long as
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  Speaker 1: that little green W's next to your name, that's all
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  Speaker 1: that matters. Next. Number four, I'm chopping that lead leg
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  Speaker 1: every round. Same target by round three. You're not walking
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  Speaker 1: the same. There's nothing you can do about it without
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  Speaker 1: eating something worse. I disagree. My legs are too big
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  Speaker 1: to chop down. You can kick me nine million times
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  Speaker 1: and I'll keep walking at you. I ain't no. I
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  Speaker 1: do that to other people and I'm quite big for
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  Speaker 1: the weight class so that I can use me range more.
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  Speaker 1: I can kick people, keep them on the back foot
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  Speaker 1: using me kicks. That's what I do to people. That
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  Speaker 1: was an actual point then Justin Gagey would have kicked
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  Speaker 1: me a lot more because he's one of the best
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  Speaker 1: leg kickers in the game. That's something that Gagey didn't
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  Speaker 1: see and he's now the world champion. AI needs to
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  Speaker 1: sort his out here, lad. I thought it would come
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  Speaker 1: up with some better by now. The first two are good.
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  Speaker 1: Three and four are shite. So, the two and two.
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  Speaker 1: If number five's a shite point, we've been in AI. Three, two, two.
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  Speaker 1: Common sense. Last one, then. Last one. I'm making you whiff.
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  Speaker 1: You load up on everything, faint you enough times, and
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  Speaker 1: you're the one. Gassing yourself, swinging at it. That's my five. Paddy,
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  Speaker 1: take downs, cardio, clinch, leg kicks, feints. Not one come
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  Speaker 1: back the whole way through. I think that's another load
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  Speaker 1: of shite. What the * * * * are you
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  Speaker 1: on about? Everyone faints. What are you talking about? I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna type back to her, right there. Stop talking about
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  Speaker 1: your * * * *. The clinch point still stands
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  Speaker 1: after Gagey leaned on you against the cage for stretches.
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  Speaker 1: Said that, didn't I? The leg kicks add up over
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  Speaker 1: five rounds, whether you rate them or not. It's the
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  Speaker 1: same for everyone, no? Know what I mean? Come at
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  Speaker 1: me with a better point. Faints. I still faint regardless
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  Speaker 1: of how confident you are of not falling for him.
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  Speaker 1: Believe what you want Paddy, we'll see how it plays out.
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  Speaker 1: Half the stuff he said you could say for any fighter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, leg kick him. Leg kick him. His leg
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  Speaker 1: will end up falling off. Use feints. Everyone tries to
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  Speaker 1: use feints. You just can't always use them. Two is shite.
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  Speaker 1: Clinch one was alright. Three, I'll give you. But two,
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  Speaker 1: you're wrong. So it's one and three you'll give me,
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  Speaker 1: not two. Noted cardio, still cardio though Paddy and I'm
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  Speaker 1: And I never get tired is what everyone says up
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  Speaker 1: until they do. Jumping to conclusions here, innit? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Everyone gets tired.
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  Speaker 2: What are you most surprised AI didn't say to you?
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  Speaker 1: About punching me in the face with my chins up
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  Speaker 1: in the air. That's all anyone ever says about me,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm proper shocked. They probably know Scousers don't get
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  Speaker 1: knocked out.
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  Speaker 2: So overall, what's your final rating on AI?
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  Speaker 1: Overall, one and three were good, were valid points. But
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  Speaker 1: then two, four and five, he was talking absolute pony.
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  Speaker 1: Talking out of his arse.