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New York Nice | Son of a Boy Dad #260 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you in the hockey game MARKT So I
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  Speaker 11: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 11: podcast today. It is December sixteen, and we are here
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  Speaker 11: live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. On the way, I was biking in today and
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  Speaker 1: it was disgusting out. It's raining badly, and I pulled
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  Speaker 1: up to twenty third Street and there's just this good
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  Speaker 1: looking black woman, tall like, presenting as a nurse and
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  Speaker 1: she just bent over in half and started pretty jettyle
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  Speaker 1: vomiting all over the ground. It was truly a sight
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  Speaker 1: to behold. I want to I want to ask you
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  Speaker 1: guys a question as far as how you would react
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  Speaker 1: to that. Three different options. Say something to her like
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? Or what are you okay? Take out
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  Speaker 1: phone and start filming, or just be a regular New
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  Speaker 1: Yorker of mind your business. I would just keep walking
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  Speaker 1: mynda business? Your answer, mind your business?
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  Speaker 3: What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: What's your answerprisis?
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  Speaker 3: I would have held her hair very gently because it
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  Speaker 3: can come off.
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  Speaker 1: It was she had beautiful natural hair, and.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, okay, well, then I would definitely have held it.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was I said something to her. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: I checked it.
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  Speaker 1: I checked in on her. She said, yeah, I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit sick. The amount of throb that
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  Speaker 1: came out of her was fucking insane and she just
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  Speaker 1: soldiered on and had to go on to her.
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  Speaker 11: Was this like a this was like a like a
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  Speaker 11: This wasn't like a homeless person.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I was. I wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: I said that she was. She wasn't like a creature
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  Speaker 1: of New York. It was like a tall, good looking
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  Speaker 1: woman with gainfully employed and she's just projectile vomiting into
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  Speaker 1: a puddle.
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  Speaker 11: You said she was a nurse, let nurse present like scrubs.
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  Speaker 1: On nurse presenting. She had an undertone of nurse, so
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  Speaker 1: there was no evidence that she was.
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  Speaker 3: Was wearing a white skin type dress with thigh stockings
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  Speaker 3: and rubber gloves.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, because I thought maybe if she had like scrubs on,
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  Speaker 11: like maybe she just saw some fucked up ship.
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  Speaker 1: Scrubs, because that would have I would have excused that
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  Speaker 1: if a doctor had just seen something heinous in the er,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you go outside and puke. But she was just
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  Speaker 1: a nurse presenting woman, just throwing up, splashing throw up.
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  Speaker 1: But I tried to I try to be neighborly. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to give this fucking city a good image.
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  Speaker 3: Buddy, I get it, man, I always wonder about Sometimes
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  Speaker 3: occasionally you'll see a woman in New York crying uncontrollably. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and whether you're not. Are you supposed to say something
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  Speaker 3: to that.
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  Speaker 1: Now, because that might make you more of a creep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you did that in any other city
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  Speaker 3: in the country, that woman would marry you and it
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  Speaker 3: would be a great story.
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  Speaker 1: How I met your mother?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I comforted her and there you go off and running. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, what's what's the matter?
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  Speaker 1: Going to fuck you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Keep it moving, you fucking pervert.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just got demoted from running my fortune five
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  Speaker 3: hundred company too. You know, it would take a lot.
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  Speaker 11: It would take a lot for me to reach out
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  Speaker 11: to anybody in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's surprising and.
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  Speaker 11: Offer my support and help. Like, what what would be
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  Speaker 11: closer to my apartment is a little different?
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  Speaker 1: What's your community?
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  Speaker 11: That's my because that's yeah, that's that's like home turf.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: If I if I see someone outside my apartment that's
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  Speaker 11: injured or struggling, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna act global, think local.
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  Speaker 11: But around twenty eighth Street and up, it's every man
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  Speaker 11: for himself. Yeah, Above twenty eighth Street, I'm not helping anybody.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that high. I think it's lower
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  Speaker 3: than that lower. Yeah, are you kidding me? I think
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  Speaker 3: anything outside of the West Village you're saying, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 3: if you clearly you're not a wealthy ill person.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know m Rada? Do you even follow em Rada?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I mean I'm trying to, Like I was thinking, I
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  Speaker 11: tried to. I was ass only helps some gentrified neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 11: I was thinking about it a while ago because also like, well, no,
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  Speaker 11: it's not even that, like that was the joke that
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  Speaker 11: I was making, but in all seriousness, like I also
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  Speaker 11: just think there's so many people and so many people
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  Speaker 11: watching everything that like on my head, I'm always like, well,
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  Speaker 11: someone else is going to do something like when we
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  Speaker 11: like when we lived in Hell's Kitchen and someone got
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  Speaker 11: jumped outside of our apartment. It was brutal, and we
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  Speaker 11: we waded jump, We heard and watched from our windows
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  Speaker 11: for like twenty minutes as it happened, and never once
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  Speaker 11: was I like, I'm gonna call the cops. Because then naturally,
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  Speaker 11: all of a sudden, seven hundred cop cars rolled up,
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  Speaker 11: like someone else called the cops.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 11: Like, I'm always kind of under the mindset like someone
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  Speaker 11: else is gonna get it done.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately I do not abide by that mindset, and it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna get me killed.
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  Speaker 1: M No, I think it's good. It's good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm killed trying to stick my nose into situations that
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think you'll kill someone.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to get stabbed trying to break up
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  Speaker 3: a fight that I should never have tried to do.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's how I'm going to go. I'm saying market
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  Speaker 11: right now, like, stand by me.
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  Speaker 3: Market.
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  Speaker 1: Breaking up fights is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I've done it. Really, it didn't Baltimore once.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the worst place to break up
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  Speaker 1: a fight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did that one time. I Uh, guy's ever
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  Speaker 3: seen the wire on the subway? I did it once.
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  Speaker 11: That's that's that's honorable.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do? Because there's this one famous clip
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  Speaker 1: of the big burly guy fresh from the eating a
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  Speaker 1: bag of chips since he he there's two people about
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  Speaker 1: to fight, and he so calmly just stands between them
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  Speaker 1: and continues to eat his chips, and he's just too
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  Speaker 1: big for them to get around. That's the ideal way
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  Speaker 1: to do it. You would have to kind of dive
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  Speaker 1: in and put someone in a.
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  Speaker 3: Change workouts really for that. I mean, I'm currently kind
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  Speaker 3: of going for a lean athletic look and you're stacked.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to change your stack that.
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  Speaker 3: It requires bulking major protein upswing.
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  Speaker 11: Also, I would like it on the record, I'm not
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  Speaker 11: saying this is only in New York City, like if
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  Speaker 11: I was in, like if I was in like the suburbs,
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  Speaker 11: or like another city that's not as jam packed and chaotic,
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  Speaker 11: and I saw like someone like wrap their car around
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  Speaker 11: a tree. I'm not just like walking by. I want
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  Speaker 11: to get that. I want to get I want to look. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I want to.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's going to go do something about that. I mean, sure,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a stretch of road that there are no houses,
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  Speaker 3: no other pedestrians. Probably put me here for a reason,
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  Speaker 3: so I'd only make it worse. If I'm honest, I'd
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  Speaker 3: probably just get in the way he.
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  Speaker 1: Get Sass is fishing in Wyoming and there's one other
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  Speaker 1: guy across the creek. He fucking falls in and starts
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  Speaker 1: drowning to his dead, and like someone else will call
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  Speaker 1: the cops.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I want it on the record. That's that's not
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  Speaker 11: what I would do. I would I would help. I
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  Speaker 11: would offer my help.
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  Speaker 3: Can I give you one that I think you could do?
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  Speaker 3: That would probably be a nice thing. Sure, So whenever
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting on the subway or getting off the subway,
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  Speaker 3: if there is a mother or an older person with
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  Speaker 3: a bag and they have to navigate stairs, I will
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  Speaker 3: always offer to help, either carry the stroller down or
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  Speaker 3: the woman or their bag. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, now that's come on, you need to do that.
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  Speaker 11: You need to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it before. Of course he does it before
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  Speaker 1: I've done it. I mean i'd take a bike everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: So I haven't been in the bows for a quite
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  Speaker 1: some time.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think that this guy does that. This guy
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  Speaker 3: probably pioneered that move.
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  Speaker 11: No, that's in the subway.
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  Speaker 1: Get in the subway, And I was like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: a move I have to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great move. It makes you look. I don't
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 11: I'll give up my seat on the subway for a
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  Speaker 11: pregnant lady or man, and you know I'll do that.
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  Speaker 11: But like and and maybe if there's someone super slow
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  Speaker 11: walking up the stairs, I'll let them go up the stairs.
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  Speaker 11: I won't try and go around them.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just whistle at them a little bit or flap
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  Speaker 1: in my hands not to not to rush them up
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  Speaker 1: the stairs.
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  Speaker 11: Or you're in a rush and you're saying, this person's
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  Speaker 11: only slowing me down, Like at least maybe we could
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  Speaker 11: at least try to get up the stairs. But I'm not, like,
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  Speaker 11: you know, I think the subway it's kind of fits
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  Speaker 11: every man for him. So now maybe like maybe in
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  Speaker 11: like Dumbo is a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Not adding time. It's not adding that much time to
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  Speaker 3: your day. And all it's one flight of stairs. Someone's
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  Speaker 3: going to JFK or some ship. They've got a suitcase
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  Speaker 3: old woman.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't even know if I like, I don't
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  Speaker 11: know if I've ever even been in like I've been
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  Speaker 11: on like the AM track and I've helped like an
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  Speaker 11: older lady get something down from the overhead.
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  Speaker 3: No so yeah it stares it has to be stars.
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  Speaker 1: Or put it up in the overhead.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I've done that as well.
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  Speaker 1: But I think we've seen your mental math with the
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Kettlebell. You're probably looking at a bag being
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  Speaker 1: like that could be fucking fifty five.
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  Speaker 11: No, No, I've done trust me. I've been on I've
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  Speaker 11: been on planes and trains and automobiles where I've where
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  Speaker 11: someone has asked me to pick up their bag and
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  Speaker 11: I've picked it up, and I've been like, this is
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  Speaker 11: a lot heavier than I expected it to be. But
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  Speaker 11: I power through. I get it done. I think the
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  Speaker 11: big thing job's not finished.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to do these things without them asking
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  Speaker 3: you to do it. I want you to volunteer.
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  Speaker 11: No, that's not like I like again, I will do
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  Speaker 11: that on a like on a plane, if there's a
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  Speaker 11: if there's a lady in front of me who has
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  Speaker 11: a heavy bag and ICE noticed that she's struggling to
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  Speaker 11: get it up, I say, want me to help you out,
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  Speaker 11: and they say, of course, that's nice. But again on
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  Speaker 11: the subway. Never in a million years, while I be
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  Speaker 11: doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask that this in this new year,
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  Speaker 3: that you look to do that more, just once or twice.
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  Speaker 11: And I'm saying no, and film yourself. No, I'm not
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  Speaker 11: gonna film myself because it's never happening.
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  Speaker 3: How about this one blind person trying to cross the street.
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  Speaker 11: Fig to live in New York. If you're blind. He
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  Speaker 11: needs an arm, needs an arm you have to use yours.
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  Speaker 11: You wouldn't do it, use yours in your can?
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  Speaker 3: What is your reason for not wanting to do that?
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  Speaker 11: I got places to biky.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely think blind people are ichy.
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  Speaker 11: I don't think blind people are ikey, dude. I think
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  Speaker 11: I think everyone in New York is ikey. I'm not
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  Speaker 11: looking at like I'm not looking at mine like the
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  Speaker 11: subways are nasty. I'm not looking to be on the
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  Speaker 11: subways and just be like like I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 11: on the train too. So what are you just like
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  Speaker 11: waiting by the stairs the entire time I.
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  Speaker 3: Get off the train. I guess me, right now I get.
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  Speaker 11: Off the train, the services are available. Who needs it?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's I'm not like waiting for there to be
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  Speaker 3: a good deed to be done. But if I see
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  Speaker 3: a woman or an old man or something who is
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  Speaker 3: about to now, you know, walk up fifteen twenty stairs
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  Speaker 3: because my stop and dumbo that the subway has stairs.
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  Speaker 3: There's no elevator, there's no escalator, and they're taking a
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  Speaker 3: big bag up or a cart. Sometimes they have a
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  Speaker 3: cart or a baby stroller. I say, let me help
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  Speaker 3: you with that, and they're grateful. And I'm not out
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  Speaker 3: here to tell you that I'm just some good citizen.
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  Speaker 3: It makes me.
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  Speaker 1: Get high from it, get it makes me feel good.
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  Speaker 3: This is not some total active altruism. It is definitely
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  Speaker 3: self serving to a degree. Maybe it undoes later in
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  Speaker 3: the day when I kick a pigeon because I fucking
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  Speaker 3: hate pigeons and I punt them a squad and it
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  Speaker 3: all nets out to even.
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  Speaker 11: I think we're Yeah, I think we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 11: agree to disagree on this one.
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  Speaker 1: But I agree with Francis's point that you should at
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  Speaker 1: least try it, because you'll it's like taking it's good I've.
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  Speaker 11: Done, like I do nice things like I'll get I
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  Speaker 11: give homeless people most of my money. Most of my
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  Speaker 11: money goes to the homeless. But I'm not and I
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  Speaker 11: don't share.
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  Speaker 3: That's the right way to do it.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not on the subways, like carrying a.
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  Speaker 3: Bag good do more good for the world than handing
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  Speaker 3: a homeless guy.
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  Speaker 11: Like I'm on, I got my fucking earbuds in, I'm
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  Speaker 11: walked in. Hey, look, if you have a fucking nine
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  Speaker 11: hundred pound bag, maybe you shouldn't have taken the subway.
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  Speaker 3: Some people can't afford to take ubers walk. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the old lady the JFK with a roller.
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  Speaker 11: Every one that was handing it only take you thirty
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  Speaker 11: minutes to get to JFK. Not for the invalid, and
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  Speaker 11: it's him strap the suitcase to the bike.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have Citi bike passes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 11: It's way more expensive. I take the local one. I'm
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: not I'm never in a scenario where there's people with
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: like massive luggage being flying around from I've seen people
• 15:41
  Speaker 11: with fourteenth to Christopher Street.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I've seen mothers and get on you know, I've seen
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: nannies get on the one with a stroller.
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: Oh, nanny should be able to serve for themselves.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: You know they're serving for the baby. They gotta serve
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: for the baby. What do you think the standard rate is?
• 15:57
  Speaker 11: If you're a nanny in New York City, you should
• 15:59
  Speaker 11: be able to lift the baby, be up the staircase.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I mean it's your stroller. The strollers the tricky thing
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: to apate you, fool. You need two people to carry
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: a stroller up and down or or a strong guy.
• 16:09
  Speaker 11: How many times realistically do you think you've done this?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not lying in the in the twelve years I've
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: lived in New York, probably like twenty five times.
• 16:21
  Speaker 11: Okay, twice a year.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I saw it more, I would do
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: it more, maybe more than that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 11: So we're on twice a year.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Help. Were you the one who saw me helping the
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: blind guy across the street when no one else was around?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did it, he did it across I'm not
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: making this up coming out of the subway at.
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: Six street or six have And how many times have
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: you done this?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Probably probably closer to like six, seven or eight eight times?
• 16:47
  Speaker 11: And how long have you lived in New York?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Uh no, ten years?
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: Ten years, so you're averaging less than one year.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I take city bike.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Do you know what the real benefits?
• 16:57
  Speaker 11: I probably have done this many times and I probably
• 16:59
  Speaker 11: just don't. No, member, there is no chance that you
• 17:02
  Speaker 11: have definitely, like helped someone move a shit.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I have done ayahuasca one.
• 17:07
  Speaker 11: No, it's not even close to the same comparison. You know,
• 17:10
  Speaker 11: you don't have a fucking tally chart every time I
• 17:12
  Speaker 11: do a nice thing for somebody, You and I that
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: is your stand I just metta, you're trying to take
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: for the rest of the year.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: This is such a flip. Such a flip from you. Yes,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: it is. You just had a very firm reason for
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: why you would never do it. I had phones in mind,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: your own business. You shouldn't have children if you live
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: in New York City.
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: Well, obviously I'm exaggerating to an extent, but like I said,
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: twenty eighth and up, there will be no help. Twenty
• 17:45
  Speaker 11: eighth and below, Yeah, maybe you'll get a helping hand
• 17:48
  Speaker 11: here and.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: There, hm in like the financial district.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: No, right, that's below twenty eighth Christopher.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Do you know why? Do you know why I would
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: tell you to do this? Why? It's twofold one. It'll
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: make you feel good? Nope, it will. I will know
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: it will. And then two other people will see you
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: do it, and it does inspire them to just like
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: be a little bit better.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Because New York dudes are so competitive. They come to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: New York being like, I'm the fucking best, fucking tallest, strongest,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: fastest guy, and they see someone else being nice and
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: they're like, I now need to be the nicest guy.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I need to put down the book I was reading
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: on the subway for everyone to see me and start
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: picking up somebody's stroller.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: It's just the type of thing that if, if if
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: there's a group of people that see that each person
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: in that group is affected, maybe their view of New
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: York is that maybe this place isn't so cut throat,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: maybe it's not so mean. Maybe we do have a
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: sense of community here, and maybe I should the next
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: time someone dings my car and a fender better or
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: is pulling out of a parking spot, instead of fucking
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: litigating and screaming in their face and making a scene,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, you know what, mistakes happen, Let's be great.
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: This is now I think now, I think you're setting
• 19:00
  Speaker 11: people up for trouble because you're giving people a false hope.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not telling everyone I said, I do dumb ship.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I try to break up fights when I see them.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: That's gonna get me killed. Yes, block shoulder traffic, that's
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: gonna get me killed. Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: Like, I don't want to ship, like you don't want to.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: I don't want to help too many people in the
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: city because then people are gonna start getting this idea
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: that everyone in the city is a great person.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna be lulled into a false sense of
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: security and That's how you end up with someone a
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: woman thinking that you know, you're carrying her stroller down
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: the stairs and then down into a dark alley and
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: she ends up getting dismembered.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yep, you're you're lulling them into a sense of security. Yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you're actually setting yourself up to snatch exactly.
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: You're the problem.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all guys are helpful. And then that's when
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: fucking phrase is strike.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Did you did you see what about the What about
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: the story of the guy who put the homeless guy
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: in the choke hold and killed him who was just acquitted? Yeah? Released,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: what do you think of that story?
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Unfortunately I do not have many hot takes on that one.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Really fucking video. I thought that you would have go
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: fawed your way home.
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: No, I don't really know what happened. It was like
• 20:11
  Speaker 11: that dude, the homeless guy did something.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: He was threatening people while he was scaring people and
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: saying I don't care if I live or die, being
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: very erratic, getting in people's faces, and this guy who
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: was a former marine came up, put him in a
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: choke hold and killed them.
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah. See that seems a little much.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Well, the argument that they had that the defense had
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: was that he thought that if he let him up,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: he would continue to act in a threatening way, and
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: so it's hard for him to know that he had
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: gone too far with it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it sounds like it's like if you don't live
• 20:47
  Speaker 11: in New York and you come here and then he's
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: the first person, it's like like every time. Like I
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: remember a couple of years ago when I had friends
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: from high school that were interning here, and every like
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: interaction they had with like a homeless person, they would
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: like tell me about it, like it was just like
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: crazy thing that happened, And I was like, no, that's
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: not just that, just happens every day. Yeah, So it's
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: like maybe if it's your first time in New York
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: and you see a homeless person on the train being like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: get the fuck away from me, I'll fucking kill you.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Was it his first time?
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: I don't know, but it sounds like it because like
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: I've had I remember, I remember I've had a homeless
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: dude telling me he was gonna stab me to death.
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: I didn't kill him. I just walked away.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: But could you have if you could have killed him,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: would you have? No?
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: I would not have killed him.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Because you don't know because you can't.
• 21:31
  Speaker 11: It just feels a little dramatic, Like was that homeless
• 21:34
  Speaker 11: guy gonna kill anybody on the train? Probably not no, But.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. For me, I I like people who
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: take action. I like people who preserve order, who like
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: protect But.
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: Like, that's like you're kind of it's kind of like
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: an unnecessary.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in hindsight, obviously you know he went a little far,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: but like, uh, his decision in that moment, I mean,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: who knows what was going on and why he felt
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: that that was the necessary thing. But for me, like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: as someone who lives in New York and has been
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: terrified of that and seeing other people be terrified of it,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I applowed the.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Guy what I honestly, I blame the Marines because that's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: exactly how Kate used to act in fucking New York.
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Kate.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I'd see Kate on the subway, fucking steel toe, booting
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a homeless guy in his exposed dick and put that away.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: There's fucking kids on here, and then spitting on him.
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess I just I just mind my business.
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: I stay in my land.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Not Kate.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Not Kate. Kate would fucking do that coffee grinder move
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: where you sweep your leg around and fucking take out
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: an entire road breaking. Yeah, she would take their asses
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: out bad. She was a fucking vicious New Yorker. Thank
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: god the city's gone to shit without Kate.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: That's we're missing her great example. Yeah, I guess then.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: The homeless people cheered when Kate moved to Chicago. They're like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: thank god, we can fucking breathe now.
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: One time I thought I saw a dude stealing packages
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: and I tailed them for a little bit. Was it
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: from your turned out he was an Amazon delivery driver.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have to wear the uniforms like the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Ups brothers.
• 23:15
  Speaker 11: I know, they just they literally just show up in
• 23:18
  Speaker 11: like regular clothes. And I was like, that guy looks
• 23:21
  Speaker 11: like he's stealing packages. He had a shisty on.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What stops them from stealing packages? Is it just that
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Amazon is a brutal place to work for and they'll
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: fire them if they don't have the exact right count
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: every single time?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Remember they were all talking about there was that story
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: of how they were all having to piss and gatorade bottles.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I couldn't get time off to go to the bathroom.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: One of my best friends is working for Amazon right now.
• 23:44
  Speaker 11: He's delivery now Stevens Stevens Peters.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Around the holidays. They boost the race.
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he said, it's actually pretty good.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: He gets paid a lot. No, he gets paid.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Clearly, this isn't one of your best friend.
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: It is my friend, Nate.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: He gets paid your wedding, yes, what you be on
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: your mount rushmore of friends.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: How come we don't know him?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You like, never talk about it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 11: Every time I talk about him, You guys say I
• 24:09
  Speaker 11: never talk about him.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: That's not true.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: It's one literally the last time I brought him up.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: You said, I think he's brought him up once before.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And I thought that it was like during one of
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: your depressive episodes, so you were having like a buddy
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: like I thought it was like a ghost friend, imaginary friend,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: imaginary Oh Nate, Oh yeah, Nate, Wow, you never talked
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: about him? Is he nice?
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: He's delivering for Amazon right now? And he said, uh.
• 24:31
  Speaker 11: He said getting the job was insanely easy. He said,
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: you've literally just like email them and say I want
• 24:38
  Speaker 11: a job, and they said come here tomorrow and you're delivering.
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: No drug test, no, no, definitely, no drug test.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Imagine imaginary friend named Nate who worked for Amazon.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Just no, Nate did in town for the holidays. He's
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: delivering packages.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: He says it's easy, which you know, makes me think
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: that if this comedy thing doesn't work out, I can
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: go work.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: For holidays because they pay so much. Nate says, just fine.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: The bottles like beating bottles already.
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: He said that they had a they had a Thanksgiving dinner. Seriously,
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: he said that they like they had like a break
• 25:10
  Speaker 11: and they got I'm hearing all.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: This through the filter that this guy isn't real now,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: and that's very funny, very funny to me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 11: I mean, I literally I played video games with him
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: for like eight hours, and everybody had a.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Big plate of food. It was so nice. All the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Amazon workers ate for days and days.
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: Very funny. I mean, dude, you literally have all of
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: your friends have the same name. Like, I'm convinced you
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: have one friend. Like, it's pretty easy to lie about
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: how many friends you have when they all have the
• 25:40
  Speaker 11: same name. Coincidental.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Tell me about my friends.
• 25:46
  Speaker 11: I don't know any of your friends.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: I don't have any, but at least I don't pretend
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: about him. Yeah, it could be worse.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: We have a one friend who is.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: So fucking fuddy.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. I'm
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: just obsessed with him. He doesn't even like me or like, yeah,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: my friend Mike said he's going out. He has a wedding,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and at the end of the movie, it's just like, Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: he stood outside the wedding, fogging up the glass, staring
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the entire time.
• 26:15
  Speaker 11: Oh my good drinking a little decalf this morning, he did.
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm drinking right now.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Is that your only cup today? Yeah? Why did you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: go to DCAF?
• 26:24
  Speaker 11: Oh I don't. I don't really drink caffeine anymore.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And your anxiety is way better.
• 26:29
  Speaker 11: It's not way better, but it's definitely better.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Let's go Wow, no no energy drinking.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:35
  Speaker 11: And I'm really surprised. I'll like, I'll have like a
• 26:37
  Speaker 11: diet coke here and there, but even like diet like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: I've caught way back on the dcs and I've i
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: haven't had a red Bull or a real coffee and
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: probably over a month now.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That's impressive. I once tried to go cold turkey on caffeine,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: and that's why you need to mix into DC. It
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: was so bad, how much it fucking sucked. Yeah. I
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: had just pervasive headache and lethargy for days until I
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: quit quitting and went back on coffee and immediately was fine. Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: I was surprised by how little like withdrawals I had.
• 27:14
  Speaker 11: I thought I was gonna get like I had like
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: a headache for like the first couple of days, but
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: it was like as soon as I had to diet
• 27:18
  Speaker 11: coke and went away immediately.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I love caffeine. I'm pretty in check with it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I love my coffee routine.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 11: That's the thing though, is that it's like, I think
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: I liked the coffee routine more than I liked coffee.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Well, then you can do it with decaf. It's nice.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: What's the coffee routine? Break it down? Because I know
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: that it has bells and whistles.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got some bells whistles.
• 27:39
  Speaker 11: Have that ship where you're like s the mist on
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: the powder.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Let's just put it. Let's just put it this way.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: The scale that I used to use to weigh out
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: coke when I was selling I now used to weigh
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: out the perfect crams.
• 27:52
  Speaker 11: Do you ever see those videos of the dudes making
• 27:54
  Speaker 11: like the espresso and there and they're fucking they have
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: this like whole setup yeah, where it's like it's like, dude,
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: that looks like that takes forty five minutes and then
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: you end up with like this much coffee.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm a little less. Uh let's call it
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: analog about it. I'm a little less like record player
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: guy of coffee. I have a machine that does make
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: really nice espresso. What do you have espresso? The revel
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Touch And by the way, shout out the fan who
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: works for and I'm not going to say the company
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: who reached out and got me the friends and family
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: employee discount that I bought the Revelte.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: How much counter space does it take up?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Not that much? And it looks really sleek. It's sexy.
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: That's what I love about my cuig.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I have the slim that's nice.
• 28:44
  Speaker 11: It is nice.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I don't have any issue with it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: Just you tuck it away in the corner. You pour
• 28:48
  Speaker 11: one cup of water in good to go, that's really good.
• 28:51
  Speaker 11: To use it more for tea.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm an espresso drinker. I don't like drip coffee.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I like espresso drinks. I drink an iced oat milk
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: latte with an extra shot of espresso every single morning,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: and if I don't have it, I get fucking furious,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: which is why it's hard for me to travel or
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: to do work events, especially in places where I don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: trust that there's going to be a decent coffee shop.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: What sounds like is that, like it's usually places in
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: the Midwest. I would say in general that don't.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Have deimoy's not blessing you with the fucking no.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Indianapolis actually doesn't even I don't even know if they
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: have espresso.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It might not have heard, they might not have caught wind.
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: No, I don't. I disagree with that. Indianapolis pretty uh metropolitan.
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah you think so well. They have Starbucks, but I don't.
• 29:33
  Speaker 11: I don't like Starbucks. Who doesn't like Starbucks?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: Starbucks is great.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Shoot McAfee at Texans. See if Indianapolis has heard espresso.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yet, he'll be like, oh, you mean what they have?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: It's the fancy stuff at Starbucks, and I don't like it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I don't like the star wars.
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: I don't think Pad McAfee would say that. I think
• 29:51
  Speaker 11: a couple of years from now stuff it's you guys
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: worth like five hundred million dollars Starbucks in his apartment.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's blue apartment.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And if he were old money, he would have
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: a one off, individualized, like startup coffee shop in his
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: home that has amazing you know, books at gaming table
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: stuff like that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you would do.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: I just liked to I like make I like to
• 30:19
  Speaker 11: like make a cup of coffee in the morning, or
• 30:21
  Speaker 11: I would like to like wake up, walk over to
• 30:22
  Speaker 11: the coffee shop, chop it up with the fellas there,
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: and then like come back to my apartment. Usually I
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: would like come back to my apartment, throw on some
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: WildFly productions fishing videos, and then I would watch those,
• 30:33
  Speaker 11: drink my coffee, and.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Oh I have something for you do tell have you
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: heard about the proliferation of these social clubs in New
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: York City? So all of it started all with Soho House,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: but it's since expanded to things like Casa Chipriani Zero Bond.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Now there's a Shay Margo that just opened a Bungalow club,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: which is they were in La Now they've they're opening
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: one of the old Geno hell.
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: Oho Jane Hotel. Didn't we have our company party there?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: So listen, great establishment. There was a new one and
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: I'm not making this up. It's called the fly Fishing Club.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I've been there, you have. Yeah, I went when it
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: was like the second week it opened.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Was it cool?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It was pretty cool.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: We have to get you to join this place.
• 31:22
  Speaker 11: Well, is it actually people that fly fish or is
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: it just like rich people who like and.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know much about it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: It started off as a gary Ve venture where you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: had to you bought an NFT and got like a
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: lifetime membership.
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this doesn't really seem like the fly fishing community.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Know what they've pivoted.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: They pivoted. They did a hard pivot, hard pivot at
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the I guess waning of NFT popularity, and now it's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: just like a fucking sick like social club type of deal.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: A buddy took me a couple of weeks ago and
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: we were sitting next to the girl from vander part Rules. Okay,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: one of the women from vander Pump Rules. So that's
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that's kind of your crowd.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: The one that made that guy cheat on her.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: No, one of the other ones, the one who had
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a threesome with John Mayer.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know her maybe it was odd threesome.
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: I don't know, huh, I said, friend of the pod, Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 11: friend of the pod John Mayer.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: And the girl that he had a threeesome with.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I guess right, I guess she's like kind of a
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon extension of the pod is a friend of
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: ours exactly. There's a transitive property.
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: I think I might go fishing this weekend.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Do they do? They have rods and things in there.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: It was very that you wouldn't have known it was
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: there was any five.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, so it's it's maybe a tongue in cheek thing
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: that is somehow there's no actual fishing paraphernalia or theme.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I have to look this up to make sure it
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: was the same place, but I think I think it's
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: on Houston Street, Yeah, like right under second.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never been.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: It's like if you're going up Christy and you take
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that right.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I now remember you telling me about it on
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: the we were biking home, But I just heard about
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: it again this weekend and I thought, we need to
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: get you to join.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Fly Fish Club.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It was nice, okay, really nice cocktails. I went with
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: my friend Sean.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Gets sass showing up with waiters on in a fucking
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: fucket and everyone else is dressed to the nines and
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: he's like, wait what.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: And the cast of Southern Charm is there, and the
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: fucking record stops and they'll stare at you.
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: They do have actual, like real fly fishing clubs in
• 33:30
  Speaker 11: New York, and it's like just so like people can
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: like carpool on the weekends and like go up to
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: like the cats.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Skills and shit, what if you confused it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah that's possible. Yeah, they like they'll like like
• 33:42
  Speaker 11: people will get together and they'll be like a shuttle
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: that takes you out to some river.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Cool kind of would be sweet. You could organize it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Did you see that They now have like nine dollars
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: rides to JFK or something like that. I got targeted
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: ads for them all the time. Nine dollars ubers to JFK.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: But you have to meet at Moynahan Train Hall or
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: some shit like that and take a nine dollars van
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of people.
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: Not for me, no, no, kind of for me, to
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: be honest, you're gonna start doing it, no, because I
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: never fly to JFK. But like, dude, the uber JFK
• 34:16
  Speaker 11: is like one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't do that either.
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: Take you so closer to JFK than I.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Well, also, how am I supposed to get my fix
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: of helping women bring their backs down?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: He stops at every stop on the A train.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: It is truly the train to JFK where you get
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: the most acts of good deeds.
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: It is also the only train that actually goes to
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: j Like you can take you transfer at Jamaica, right,
• 34:39
  Speaker 11: and then you take the you can know you go.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: To Howard Beach straight. There's one there's two A trains
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: that run on the same line, but one goes to
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Howard Beach and one goes.
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: To there's the actual air train that like then you
• 34:52
  Speaker 11: then there, it's for Howard Beach.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: You have to get. You have to get. You can
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: go to Jamaica on the Long Island Railroad, which is
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: a good way for you to it from Penn Station,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: go to Jamaica very quick, and then you get on
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: the air train there. That's what I did. That's a
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: good way to do it. Yeah, that's not that's like
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: eighteen bucks.
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and it's quick twenty minutes it's not bad at all.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just been flying in my drone to get there.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's the easiest, quickest way.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Can we talk about this? What the fuck does anyone
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: have any Have I missed the resolution to this? I
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: wan sorry?
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: Some video about it yesterday where I guess some dude
• 35:24
  Speaker 11: has some theory that the drones are searching for like
• 35:29
  Speaker 11: nuclear materials.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't seem justifiable to me. Where are they
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: coming from. Why hasn't the government done something? Because they're
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I think they are the government. Oh yeah, and they're
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: just not telling us.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the government. It's the government searching for a nuke
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that someone else brought into the United States.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: That's what they're saying.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 35:51
  Speaker 11: Some random guy, some dude it was Joe Rogan reposted
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: it saying this is the first video that has me
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: actually concerned about this. And it was like like some
• 36:01
  Speaker 11: dude that he works like he works with drones, like
• 36:04
  Speaker 11: he works for a company or owns a company that
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: like builds drones for the military, And he said that
• 36:09
  Speaker 11: the only reason that drones would be flying at night.
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: He kept on saying he is to smell something. I
• 36:16
  Speaker 11: guess they can pick up scent or was that like
• 36:19
  Speaker 11: or was he speaking.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: They have dogs riding in the drones.
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: It was something weird. I don't know, something with like
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: there was there was some sort of when when they
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: shut down the nuclear program, and like I guess there
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: was like some nuclear parts or some shit that went missing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: And then I don't know. I mean, I could not
• 36:37
  Speaker 11: have done a worst job of explaining this, and I
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: really don't know what I'm talking about, So I'm just
• 36:41
  Speaker 11: gonna skip out on this one. Something with nukes. I
• 36:43
  Speaker 11: guess there's nukes in New Jersey.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: How often do you two living in New York City
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: worry that we live in the number one place that
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: a nuke would be dropped a terrorist would want to attack.
• 36:56
  Speaker 11: Look, if I lived above twenty eighth, I'd be a
• 36:58
  Speaker 11: little more worried, But since I lived eighth, I'm not
• 37:01
  Speaker 11: sweating it too much.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, you think that they're gonna what are you
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: talking about? They're going they would attack below twenty eighth.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: You think they'd go to Times Square. Yeah, they already
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: did it once and they took out the World Trade
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Centers which are in.
• 37:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they're not going to try back up. Huh, they're
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: not going to go for the one World Trade the
• 37:23
  Speaker 11: Freedom Tower.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one World Trade. I mean I feel like that
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: would be a very symbolic thing to do.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: If it was me, I would definitely go Empire State
• 37:32
  Speaker 11: Building because of oday. Yeah, because of Oday, and also
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: just because like why not? Right? That's like the like
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: when you think of New York, when people in other
• 37:41
  Speaker 11: countries think of New York, think Empire State Building.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: They're nothinking.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you're mistaken, my friend, No, you're mistaken.
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: Are you crazy?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think Empire State Building is the marquee building
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: of New York, especially considering nine to eleven?
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: No, oh no, no, my friend, dude.
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: The Empire Stapuilding is the most famous building in New
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: York City.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: The symbolism of New York, the World Trade Centers.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would also say that you could argue,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: like Madison Square Gardens more famous than Empire State Building.
• 38:13
  Speaker 11: Oh you guys have lost your mind?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Is paying you dude?
• 38:18
  Speaker 11: The Empire Stapuilding is like the building in New York
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: now that the Twin Towers have been destroyed, destroyed is crazy?
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: What would you rather have met? Have said?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: But then again, be lons out there with a fucking
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: t bar.
• 38:40
  Speaker 11: Okay, dude, the Empire Staplding, Like that's like New York City.
• 38:47
  Speaker 11: Like when my parents were here last week, my mom
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: was like, oh my god, the Empire Stapilding. She didn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: even know what the World Trade Center was. She was like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: is it the one that like she would she thought
• 38:55
  Speaker 11: it could have been any building.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I mean I would say that, uh, that's liberty I
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: would put up there.
• 39:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah. But also you're not gonna get as much bang
• 39:04
  Speaker 11: for your buck on that.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: But so you think that's gonna be biggest bang for
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: your buck? Yes, I think it's like.
• 39:13
  Speaker 11: Look, I'm not saying I'm gonna go through with a
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: terrorist attack here. I'm just saying I'm not as worried.
• 39:17
  Speaker 11: I would be more worried if I lived closer to
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: the Empire State Building.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see the clip of Vince Carter jumping
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: over that seven foot French dude? Yes, he dunks over him.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I have. So it's like if Vince Carter in that
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: same game dunked over a seven foot French dude again,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be way crazier than like if he
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: junk twice over the same seven foot French dude. I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: think it would be more impactful.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I actually I have a better analogy. Do you remember
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: nine to eleven? Yeah? Do you know how they took
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: out the World Trade Centers and then we rebuilt on
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: memory and built a monument to it, and it was
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: this really symbolic thing of like you can't beat us,
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: and we called it the Freedom Tower. If they took
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: that out, that'd be really tough.
• 40:03
  Speaker 11: That would be really tough, and it would kind of
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: be like, uh, like what do you even do at
• 40:07
  Speaker 11: that point? Build another one?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: You build it again.
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: I think at that point you gotta be like, we're
• 40:11
  Speaker 11: just gonna make this like an office and like fucking
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: upstate or some ship. Clearly people really want this gone,
• 40:20
  Speaker 11: so we're just gonna move it somewhere a little more disclosed.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: But then they win. You can't let them win.
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: But I mean, if it happens again, I think they win, Like, yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: you guys want we're gonna We're.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Not pro American attitude.
• 40:32
  Speaker 11: I'm just realistic.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Do you think that the World Trade Center would be
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: just an ehaca, just like building with nothing?
• 40:39
  Speaker 11: It would be like they'd probably like use like an
• 40:40
  Speaker 11: old like an old fucking warehouse or some shit, and
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: just build.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Something low flat, yeah, unhitb yeah, something unhittable. Yeah, I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: mean all right, yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 11: I mean if it went down, if it went down again,
• 40:57
  Speaker 11: there's no what are you gonna build the This is okay,
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: but this time it's the real Freedom Tower.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have an answer for that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I would think that they would
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: rebuild it because it's it's it's you have to I
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: think you don't as a symbol of resilience and the
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: indomitable American spirit, and.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You're advocating for America to take their l and go
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: y right, that's what.
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: He said at that point.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, I am take your l as crazy to America.
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah all right, Well, different questions like make it somewhere secret,
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: like make it like put it in like des Moines.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: The point of the Freedom Tower is to have it
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: be this visible thing.
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but it seems like it's at this point it's
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: almost a little too visible.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Well that was the whole point. They build it even taller.
• 41:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but then if they hit it again, then it's like, okay,
• 41:46
  Speaker 11: maybe we should Maybe it was a little too.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: So you're saying to put it somewhere where they can't
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: even find it.
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: Exactly, yeah, bot flat, yes, flat, underground.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Flat, make it an Amazon. Here's the tunnels center that
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: us use the Jewish tunnels and build it down there.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, underground and just Indiana Jones like, yeah, two thousand
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: years from the house, I got to find the World Trades. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it hid in myth of the World Trade Center.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Sass. If they took out the Empire State Building, would
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: you have us rebuild the Empire State Building.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It's kind of soft that it's just a state building.
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: The Empire State Building State already did have a plane
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: fly into it. Unless you guys didn't know that. You
• 42:32
  Speaker 11: thought nine to eleven was the first time a plane
• 42:34
  Speaker 11: hit a tower in New York. Of course, not a
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: plane hit the Empire State Building and they rebuilt it,
• 42:40
  Speaker 11: but it didn't. It didn't fall like the Twin Towers did.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, fucking you didn't know that, did you?
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: And you're pissed you didn't know it?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't know.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: In the Godzilla movie. No, that's what that movie's about.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Godzilla? Godilla climbs to the top
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: of the building, there's planes flying around it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 11: Well, I think that the planes are trying to shoot
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: down Godzilla.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Right exactly, That's what was happening in that story. You're
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: talking about it unless you didn't know that because you
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: could look it up. Why were there planes around Godzilla?
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I am curious about your answer to that question. I
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: think that's an interesting one. Would you have us rebuild
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: the Empire State Building? Call it something gift different, build
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: it as much in the likeness, similar to what the
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: French just did with Notre Dame.
• 43:29
  Speaker 11: It's like, yeah, I was in nineteen forty five B
• 43:32
  Speaker 11: twenty five bomber flew straight into the Empire State Building intentionally.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: No fog missed it or didn't miss it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: This story, I mean, you have a dark you have
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: a dark streak right now. Why, I don't know. I'm
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: with you, just loving on the idea of.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Rooting the terrorists.
• 43:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, what are you guys talking about?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: You're talking about which targets would be the best bang
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: for their buck.
• 44:03
  Speaker 11: You said, are you worried about living in New York
• 44:05
  Speaker 11: City due to that we are the number one target?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: You have it in your mind that we could take
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: an l to the terrorists that they could win.
• 44:14
  Speaker 11: I'm not I don't have it in my mind. I'm
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: thinking realistically, and we're saying to the I'm saying, and
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: if it were to happen again, I think you gotta
• 44:23
  Speaker 11: you gotta draw, like that's a lot of people that
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: are dying. Like at a certain point we got to
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: be like, Okay, maybe it's just not the best idea
• 44:28
  Speaker 11: to have this year.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You're saying maybe like an empty building.
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: No, I'm saying maybe like maybe a decoy.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: You would have them build a decoy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: No, like maybe move it to another like, move move
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: it to Denver, inside the Washington Monument, move it somewhere
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: like more central America.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: That it's going to take a little heart like to
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: be a little harder for the planes.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: To Yeah, put it in Central America, because if the
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: planes were hijacked in Boston and they had to go
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: all the way to Denver, she would they were gotten
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: shot down before they got to Denver. You think the
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: northeast cor is too densely populated with the good ship, Yes,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: and you need to put some of the good ship
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: in South Dakota.
• 45:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, dude, that's like, that's like real America
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: the West, like throw it out there.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: You're saying New York's not real America. No it is.
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: But it's like you like, throw the World Trade Center
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: and fucking or something.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: You're just saying, why it has to be in New York?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, for Wall Street?
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: For Wall Street?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Doesn't the World Trade Center had to I think it
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: had to be here, well, because that's I don't know.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I actually don't know the answer to that. I don't
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: know why.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, from the name of it, it sounds like all
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the trade in the world is happening.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that's kind of it, right, Like, isn't this
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: the epicenter of trade in America and industry business?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: So you want to move Wall Street and all the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: hard working brothers down on Wall Street out to fucking Wyoming.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You want to outsource New York's fucking jobs. I'm just
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: saying because you're scared of the town. I'm not saying
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: I'm saying, Look, I love the Freedom Tower and I
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: love the Statue of Liberty. You wouldn't even have State building.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: You never heard me say that trying to convince people
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: that I love the Freedom Tower.
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying, no things were if history were to
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: repeat itself, like maybe at a certain point, Like, guys,
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: we had to come up with a better plan here
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: rather than just building the target back up again. People
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: say that people are people are gonna be like, hey,
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: I don't want to work in that fucking building. It's
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: gone down twice, right.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: The word the the World Trade Center is about, you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: trade for the entire world. Obviously, the Empire State Building
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: is a testament to the Empire State, so it's like,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: if you attack that, then you're attacking New York, not
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the United States as a whole. The Chrysler Building, though,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: is just a monument to corporate greed. I feel like
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: we could all get behind the Chrysler building.
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: You don't like that look.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: I mean it seems like you guys are just trying
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: to plan a terrorist attack. So I'm kind of falling back.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Now, we're trying to fucking yes, and you're terrorist attack idea.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: You're them a map now and admitted preemptive defense.
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: I was, honestly, I was on the side of like
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: terrorist defense, Like I was like defending against terrorism. I'm
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: trying to think of a better plan.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: No, you're giving them the playbook, being like, this is
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: how you could make us quit fighting.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: You Yeah, you would, you waved the white flag. But
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: here's my question. They say that after nine to eleven
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: everybody came together and was a lot nicer to each other.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: How many nine to elevens would have to happen for
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: you to carry a suitcase for an old woman up
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: the stairs of the subway for your civic radar to tune.
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: Dude, to be fully honest, like, if nine to eleven
• 47:37
  Speaker 11: happened while I was living here, I'm gone. What do
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: you mean, Like, I'm not staying in New York?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Oh for that day? You mean? Or just forever?
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: No, for I'm out because you're because you're scared. Yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: I know. I just be like, this isn't worth it,
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: It sucks.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I'll all move. You're pretty close to that right now.
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: I'll move to Hoboken.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Just move to Jersey City. Yeah, so still like within
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the blast radius, man, not like direct. You're saying, no
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: one's attacking Jersey City. Yeah, no one's attacking West New York.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: No.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I thought that you were saying
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you would go to Oklahoma and Brunswick. Yeah, go down
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to Rutgers. Yeah, I mean they have shows every week. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: good football, good basket, really good basketball, great basketball. Are
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you they started that restaurant? Are you Hungry? Did you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: guys ever have that in college? Are you Hungry? It
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: was a big thing at Penn State. They had it
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: at other colleges Rutgers obviously, but they sandwiches. Yet, you
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: were a liar. You did go for a touch and
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you could have had one of these sandwiches. It's called
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: a fat bitch, you know those sandwiches. Tyler knows what
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck I'm talking about. Where it's like, we are
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: five mozzarella sticks in a cheese steak with chicken fingers
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and fries on top of it. Just weaponize gluttony. I
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: don't know if that would be something you'd be into.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: That sounds something I would not be into.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Not you, obviously, your shits would be generational after that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: I've been ripping those supplements. They've been doing will working wonders.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: You don't know if you're serious or I don't know
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: if they're.
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: Doing anything, But I feel good, Yeah, and I take
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: them and I'm like, I feel hell. I'm like, I'm
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: getting healthier.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna feel high, You're gonna feel less bad things. Yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and maybe some better poopies.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: So some of that can be the gazebo effect. But yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I would think that for you, it actually probably is helping. Yeah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: do you know about the gazebo effect.
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: I do.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: They're thinking of the Toledo effect.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: That's where he wants to build the new freedom down.
• 49:46
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  Speaker 3: Do you think certainly feels like it? I mean, I'm
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• 54:05
  Speaker 1: of a Boy Dad podcast. Very good. God, you have
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: to try, you have to keep at them. But I
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: feel like you do look better. You sound sharper, You
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: sound like you're on an alpha brain. You sound like
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: you're on a new trope.
• 54:18
  Speaker 11: I am. It's probably that decaf coffee.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: I was out in Grand Rapids this weekend, speaking of
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: new tropes. Yeah, I was outing Grand Rapids. It was fun.
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: The shows were awesome, really good weekend.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the video looked incredible. Video the or whatever
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: still frame that you posted on your Instagram.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: You reposted to someone else's story.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Saying that they're the best night of their life.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: And they said something like my goat or something like that.
• 54:55
  Speaker 11: I believe those were the words they use, and you use.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: That to thank them. But you could have just taken
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: the photo and written it over their caption, but you
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: wanted everyone to see that they that person thought you
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: were the goat.
• 55:07
  Speaker 11: H No, to be honest, I wanted to thank everyone
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: for coming to the show, and only one person tagged
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: me in a photo from the entire weekend, so I
• 55:15
  Speaker 11: had no other options.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: You can't tell it makes it seem like you're like, oh,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: there's probably dozens of those.
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened. Like I feel
• 55:23
  Speaker 11: like when I first started doing stand up, like every
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: show I would do, i'd leave and they'd be like,
• 55:27
  Speaker 11: I'd have like one hundred people tagging me in photos.
• 55:30
  Speaker 11: Not now it's like a full weekend. If I get one,
• 55:32
  Speaker 11: I'm lucky.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Clubs might be getting much more vigilant about not letting
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: people take photos and videos.
• 55:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I don't care as as long as
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: people are watching the show and paying attention.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Would you prefer someone watch the show and pay attention
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: or get like six people tagging you so it looks
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: like lots of people are at your shows taking video
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: Definitely the latter No, definitely pay attention and watch the show.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I think you should be letting people know right now
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: that it's okay hey to take pictures, even people who
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: are listening, like tag the fuck out his ass.
• 56:04
  Speaker 11: No, why it'll be good promo because I'm not gonna
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: repost most of them. Why because I'm not. I'm just
• 56:10
  Speaker 11: not gonna do.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: That because you're not that you're a humble guy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: I'm not that guy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're humbles out.
• 56:16
  Speaker 11: But it was great. I mean, like I thought I
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: was gonna sell zero tickets sold out, like almost all
• 56:23
  Speaker 11: of the shows except for a Thursday.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Where is Grand Rapids Upper Peninsula.
• 56:26
  Speaker 11: I don't know, I dude, I don't know anything about
• 56:28
  Speaker 11: Grand Rapids. It was it was like three degrees there
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: the entire time I was there, and I didn't have
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: a rental car, and there's like no like the closest
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: like CVS was like four miles away. So I literally
• 56:40
  Speaker 11: just stayed in the hotel the entire and the club
• 56:42
  Speaker 11: is literally directly across, like it's like a one hundred
• 56:46
  Speaker 11: foot walk from the hotel to the club. So I
• 56:49
  Speaker 11: would just like walk around the hotel all day and.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Like I'm finding it right now I'm geolocating Grand Rapids.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It's right by Lancing. It's about four clicks west Lancing Grizzly.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I was lancing some boils on my feet this weekend.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were your fucking boiled up feet.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I had ingrown toenails.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 57:09
  Speaker 11: I can't believe we made it out of Lansing.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Did you did you fly right into Grand Rapids?
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: It's pretty sweet.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Let's talk ball really quick. Just want to talk ball
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: really quick, if that's all right. Our fifteen pick parlay
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: we had one, two, three, four, five, You know I
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: was looking at it. We only lost seven, eight nine.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: We went nine for twelve.
• 57:36
  Speaker 11: If and might might I add something on I believe
• 57:39
  Speaker 11: we only we only lost one bet where we predicted
• 57:43
  Speaker 11: the outcome of the game. The other ones that we
• 57:45
  Speaker 11: lost were all over unders.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I think we lost over on the Commander's Saints game.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: And if the Saints, which when they scored at the
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: end of the game, had kicked a field goal excuse me,
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: kicked the extra point and gone to overtime and someone
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: had scored a touchdown, over would have hit the Dolphins.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: The Dolphins did not come close to covering two and
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: a half so that was our biggest loss. That was annoying.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: The under over on the Colts. Broncos pushed, so that
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have hurt us.
• 58:16
  Speaker 11: The Eagles one was devastating for me because I had
• 58:18
  Speaker 11: that in another parlay and I texted Mook and I
• 58:22
  Speaker 11: said I had a very large cash out option, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 11: I said, should I cash this out? Started the fourth quarter?
• 58:29
  Speaker 11: Needed ten more points and he said I would let
• 58:31
  Speaker 11: it ride. We're about to score anyway. Then you guys scored.
• 58:35
  Speaker 11: I'll need it was three more points. Somehow, you guys
• 58:37
  Speaker 11: were managed to run the clock down from eight minutes
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: ten many zero minutes.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes to zero minutes.
• 58:42
  Speaker 11: I mean, that was maybe the worst ten minutes of
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: football I've ever got. Dude, the whole time it was.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Like a twenty two play eighty yard drive, which mathematically
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: is almost impossible because you have to get first down.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think we're ignoring the point here, which is
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: that we were getting closer. Sure, we're getting closer.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Well, we're running out of weeks. We have three more
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: regular season weeks.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Lest you gotta bet. You gotta do it on your
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: phone next week.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna need to deposit some phones.
• 59:09
  Speaker 11: No, I got funds.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: It's one hundred dollars.
• 59:12
  Speaker 11: Though I hit big yesterday.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 59:15
  Speaker 11: I had Bill's money line and shakh Heir to score
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: a touchdown.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: I did pretty well yesterday. I had the Ravens covering,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: and then I did a two pick parlay of the
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Bengals and the Commanders to win both money lines, which
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: was still minus one thirty two. And I'll tell you what,
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: I was sweating that fucking two point conversion at the end.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Pretty heavy.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I think there's one thing that we definitely have to acknowledge.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It's that you were wrong about the Giants being able
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: to cover. You're like, fucking seventeen points. How are they
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: ever gonna cover? Like the nobody wins by seventeen points.
• 59:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I wasn't wrong about that, and they they won.
• 59:55
  Speaker 11: We didn't take that.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: We didn't, right, But you were just so adamant, and
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that's why we didn't take you.
• 59:59
  Speaker 11: Don't I think I was very adamant. I think I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 11: was just like I think I said, it's it's seventeen points.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 11: It's a lot of points.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: You said that. All you said that about the Eagles
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: was right there, and then you were wrong about the Giants,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: so we're gonna call.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 11: So but I didn't like my being wrong there. I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 11: was just giving what I thought and I was wrong,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: but we didn't take it. You were adamant about the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 11: Eagles being able to cover twelve, and then we had
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 11: to take it and then we lost. Yea, So my
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 11: wrong didn't hurt the team at all.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: We did heaper scissors and then at that point you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: can't ignore the result. Then that's God. Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 11: But I'm just saying, like I like that, wasn't.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: You wish to spit in the face of God?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 11: No, I don't. I didn't my wrong. My being wrong
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 11: didn't hurt the team at all.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, Well, just don't let it happen again, That's what
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. We also have a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: nice package from Okay, so what we're.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 11: Talking some of our friends over at Spotify weird.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm boxing live jer you want to open this?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: This is fun?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't this fun?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Who describe?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Describe what you're seeing into the mic? Into the mic cocaine.
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  Speaker 11: It's covered in a wet snow.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: How do they keep it wet?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 11: I don't know, but it's the texture of it. I'm
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 11: not I will say I'm not thrilled on.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: We might have wanted to open this sooner.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 11: It might have wanted to keep it refrigerated.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: What could it be? Wait, someone has a credit card. Bruh,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: let's line that up.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 11: Bro, it's leaking everywhere.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Don't give that to me. Oh you just got it
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: all on the floor. What preservatives could be in that?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Thank god they got this out. JFK Junior took over.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: If that's a candle I wanted this is a candle,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I want the kitchen. I will be taking I'm taking
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: the candle.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: No, I have to have this candle. God damn. I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: took afron last night, so I'll be able to smell
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: the inside of this candle.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Pass it down.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 11: Smells great? Describe it lavender? Just kidding, it's not lavender.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 11: And then we have a box here, there's a card
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 11: on top. Should we guess what's in the box?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: What's in the box?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 11: What's the My hope is that it's tissues. Happy holidays
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 11: from Spotify's Content partnership team can.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Thanks for keeping our little company afloat no problem, Spotify Happy.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: We could see the members of the Plan Bree podcast.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that's all it said was thank you for
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: being Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 11: No, there's like a fucking essay.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Can I see?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm all about the gifts.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Handwritten, Bro, it's that now.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 11: I was looking for handwritten. It doesn't even say our
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 11: name on it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: If that's a sweet, you have to If it's a macaroon,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: you have to pass them around. I've been into the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Great British Bake Off.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Oh this edition they want us to upload clips to Spotify.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 11: Wet?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: What is it? Hold it up?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Say what?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Say?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: What's wet?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 11: Feel?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: These?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 11: Don't these feel like damp?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: They are damned. It's like when you have fish and
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: chips on a broken paper bag or ripped paper bag,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: and the fish and chips gets the bag a little bit,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit wet? Is that a blank bro? Tell
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: me that's a fucking blanket.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 11: I'm taking the Spotify blanket.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: No, you cannot have the Spotify blanket, YouTube plaque a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Spotify blanket? What is that? Bro? That can't just be
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a blanket?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 11: I think it is right.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: It's really good.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this is amazing. Strawberry fish, Swedish fish is
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: about to be out of fucking out of business. Fish
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: are American now ship is going on here? What type
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: of b D S M and fifty shades of Spotify
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: are they hitting us with.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 11: Little Spotify toiletry bag, a sleeping mask and a blanket.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Blanket or towel.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 11: I'm not sure.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: That looks so cozy.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: A blank A blanket for a very small individual.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: That's obviously for me.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this one was for you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: That's for the that's obviously for the babies.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this baby blanket.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: What else is in the pink box? Just these two?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: That was insanely good.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Fish fish by Bond Bond fish gummies. Oh my god,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: our elder flower ones.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: There's sour elderflower sash. You gotta talk while we chew
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: these pontificate for a second, bro, bro pontificate. This is
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: bad radio. Thank you do a soliloquy sash.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you Spotify. I love Spotify, I really love it.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Did you guys watch that mini series that was made
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: about Spotify? I think it was on Hulu or something
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: about how Spotify came to be?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't hear the good word. I'm waiting
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: to do my Spotify wrapped. I might not even open
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: it this year. I don't want to see what's inside,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: what's the what's their story.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Well, what was interesting about Spotify was that like getting
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: the coding and the engineering to the point where the
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: second you clicked on the song it started playing. They
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: had to get it down the buffering speed to because
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: they got it to like point three seconds or something,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: and the guy was like, that's not fast enough because
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: you double click it and there'd be point three seconds
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: and then it would start and there was some time
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: interval where the human mind cannot differentiate between that amount
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: of time and something being instantaneous. And that was what
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: they had to get it to, damn, and getting it
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: there required building their own servers and like all this
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: crazy stuff. And I just think that in an age
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: when Apple and Google seem to have like completely monopolized
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Attack and Facebook and stuff, for there have been to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: have been in his upstart music streaming service Spotify that
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: like overtook Apple Music and iTunes and jay Z's title
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: and all this stuff and emerged and remains the must
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: have music streaming service. Is a pretty incredible feat.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: It is must have it.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: You can't live without Spotify.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 11: It's crazy, No, it's definitely top dog.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I never even tried the other ones. No excepvert to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: listen to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. You can
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: find all podcasts anywhere, but especially Spotify and the other ones.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Better take Spotify's lead and start sending us some goodies,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: some nice gift baskets or else we're gonna be pissed
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: if we don't get the title. Jay Z whatever, sexual
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: assault starter kid, whatever he's sending out these days. Just kidding.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: I heard that was all fake. Did you guys hear
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: that about jay Z?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 11: He said that about P Diddy too.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to defend my brothers.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 11: About p Diddy. You were like, I heard that was
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 11: all fake. Yeah, and then like the next day he
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 11: was in prison.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: It was. It took some months, but either Wool pulled
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: over my eyes too. I mean, I'm I can only
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: relay what I've heard.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 11: The Drake stuff is definitely fake. Yes, we're team Drake.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 11: I don't know if you know. Drake commented on runs
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 11: Instagram recently. Yes, last week, WHOA.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Congratulated just congratulations on the babies.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out here.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I thought it was very nice of him of my friend.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Wow, that is so cool.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 11: Is that insane?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, was this on the with the PAPV announcement? Yeah?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I think so, gotcha?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 11: Oh really it wasn't the personal one or Son.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Of a Boy Dad?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it was my personal Twitter, but I posted
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a clip from Pepevo you applaied on Twitter or whatever
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: the fuck Instagram.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 11: I thought it was the one that you and your
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 11: wife collabed on. I was gonna say that would have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: been pretty funny. That must have been pretty crazy for
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: your wife to get that notification. Yeah, shan Pan Poppy
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 11: has left a comment on your post.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? I don't even know. I'm like, what
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the fuck is this?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: Baby?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck is Drake commenting on your ship? I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: blame her completely?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 11: Shout out Drizzy.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Though I have been listening to I have been listening
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: to g n X as my workout track, just top
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: to bottom as that's.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: It the album.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: One album is my new workout.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: So you're the guy that's listening.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: You don't like it?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm liking it, but I love I don't
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: think the numbers are that great, Oh they're not.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 11: I don't think gn X.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's amazing. It's the best rap album.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: What is it yours album. Oh I haven't listened to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: any of it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Must you didn't listen to that?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 11: No, I just heard it. I just keep hearing people
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 11: saying the Mustard thing. I've listened. I just listened to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 11: Get Richard I trying, or the whatever the fifty cent
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 11: album is on repeat. That's my gut.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Whoever that rapper that was on Schultz Show.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 11: Dude, fifty is the best, doesn't get much better than Fiddy.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I just know him as a guy from Andrew Schultz.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 11: Nobody likes me, and that's okay because I don't like
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 11: y'all anyway, and I don't like y'all anyway. Fuck oh, y'all.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 11: My watch talk for me, my whip talk for me,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 11: my gat talk for me.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: What up? Ho me?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 11: You gotta love Fiddy?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Hit that line again.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 11: I think he says, I got I let my watch
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: talk for me, my whip talk for me, my gat
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 11: talk for me. Kablau, what up, homie? These bitches want
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 11: to know me?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no mean.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 11: I came in to wrap humble, That's what it. Then
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 11: he goes into the verse.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: He's a legend, all right.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 11: I'd love to get Fitty on the pod.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: And a great business man. We gotta get him. On
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: this week, we were recording our Christmas episode. Stay tuned
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: for it because it's going to feature Dana beers and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: some beer towers filled with hag nook.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so pretty much. People don't like when we bank episode,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 11: So this episode is not banked. This episode is coming
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: out tomorrow, and then the Wednesday episode will come out
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 11: on Thursday as usual. But then the coming weeks obviously
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 11: Christmas and New Year's those some of those will be banked.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: But we will still be putting out episodes unlike some people.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: So you know, you get what you get.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: And also just take it out on them, you know,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: if anybody, if you notice anybody not doing as much
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: as us, just make sure that you let everybody know.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 11: Erica tag Day for sure, you'd want to.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Know if you want to know how our old buddies
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: are doing. All right, Still, I was on.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: Your phone in my bad.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: Days were jaded, fool.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Was so.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: So then you need so.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 9: No, I'm coming. I was on a phone long, I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: was on your phone in I was on your phone
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 9: in one.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: I was your phone on the strange. Don't get take.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 12: Falling one way, Sae, just a distance the bay, fast on.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: Ba the go, Just a man, not take head off.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: You gisss Joe.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: The j.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 10: Don't.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: It's a B.