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FULL SHOW: Losers ft Chris Parker · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hob Aking Big Show thanks to crape Worthy street
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  Speaker 1: food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big show, really, Jason hits and cheesy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good at your mad Bars. It's great to have
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  Speaker 3: your company.
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  Speaker 4: I'm this very very very gloomy Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what's the take today?
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  Speaker 4: The fourth of June six, and you, my friends, is
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  Speaker 4: always listening to the Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Brought to you by Rebuger.
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  Speaker 5: Beef, chicken, vegan and Vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 6: On You've gotta put a bit into it, man, I
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  Speaker 6: mean you're making me want to go home and never
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  Speaker 6: buy anything again. The point is to get sales up
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  Speaker 6: for Reburger, not make people never want to have Reburger
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  Speaker 6: ever again. So we'll just try that again, man, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Brought to you by Rebuger.
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  Speaker 5: Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's as good as we're going to get.
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  Speaker 7: Yeh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we need to push him any more.
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  Speaker 4: Moogie, tell you what mates, you're looking in Fine Phil
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  Speaker 4: in your tidy, whitey Hell's life.
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  Speaker 3: You're mad but pretty grouse are you mad dog?
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  Speaker 6: Your six son of a b I'm just bathing in
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  Speaker 6: the after glove of the New Zealand Radio and Podcast
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  Speaker 6: Awards twenty twenty six that were held last night. Jace,
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  Speaker 6: we went along, didn't we to the event?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 6: The awards, the first time I've ever been, I think
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  Speaker 6: possibly the second time you've been in fifteen years. What
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  Speaker 6: an occasion. I feel so grateful to be a part
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  Speaker 6: of this industry and that really was the night of nights.
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  Speaker 6: You were there as well, Kezy, How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm feeling really great. Obviously, the awards are just
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  Speaker 5: a small part of it. It's what you do after
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  Speaker 5: the awards that really leaves a lasting memory.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, do you really have any memory? No, I do.
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  Speaker 5: I've a very good I've had a great time last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and three am this morning, I was in my lounge
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  Speaker 5: eating reburger.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've sort of when you say that, I don't
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  Speaker 6: know if you remember the images the video, the viral
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  Speaker 6: video that came out maybe fifteen maybe twenty years ago
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  Speaker 6: of David Hasselhoff. The video was taken he came home
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  Speaker 6: absolutely hammered, was lying on the floor with his shirt off,
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  Speaker 6: eating a burger, dropping most of it onto the carpet.
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  Speaker 6: And that's what I see when I think of you
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  Speaker 6: at home eating reburger at three am. Is it about right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I reckon, that's probably about right, and then quickly brushing
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  Speaker 5: my teeth and hopping to bed.
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  Speaker 3: With just like meat patty all over here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's also, Hey, didn have a yearl with my message.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not a angle, but yes, better busy thembor jay.
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  Speaker 5: How are you today?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Good?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you can't complain. Thank you new shirt? Of course
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  Speaker 4: you guys haven't noticed. I surprised you always be that shirt.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually not a new shirts second hand ship, but
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  Speaker 4: it's the first time I've worn it.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool. A.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they can't all be winners, man, Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, now listen, we have a massive show, as you
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  Speaker 7: gonna imagine, so I want you.
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  Speaker 6: To know we are not going to be half asking
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  Speaker 6: the show just because Kezy is an absolute shadow of himself.
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  Speaker 6: This is going to be the best show of the year,
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  Speaker 6: So stay tuned, Stay tuned.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and speaking of do you want me to play
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  Speaker 5: the coming up in the show?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Do?
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  Speaker 3: Look, I can't be bothered, really.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I've already fired it off.
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  Speaker 7: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's a Friday, that means it's time for a throbber.
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  Speaker 6: And no, I'm not talking about Kesey's headache. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: mostly we're going to be going over raking over the
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  Speaker 6: coals of the Radio Awards last night. Asking a question.
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  Speaker 6: We've got a big pole coming up next, and you
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  Speaker 6: want to get involved with it, because I'll be honest
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  Speaker 6: with you, I'm not sure having Keezy here is the
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  Speaker 6: best thing for the show.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I'm sweet?
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  Speaker 6: He is at albatross around our Neck's gonna put it
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  Speaker 6: that way.
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  Speaker 4: I have never seen him a lot more pale and
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  Speaker 4: green around the gills as I have today.
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  Speaker 6: I normally don't recommend people take sick days because they
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  Speaker 6: are hungover. Yes, but I don't know man, Well.
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  Speaker 5: You could tell me I came in great today.
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  Speaker 3: This is a tune though comfortably shacked.
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  Speaker 5: That's how I feel right now.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: He is indeed velvet revolver.
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  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock, which means
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  Speaker 4: it's time for.
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  Speaker 3: Let's cut to the chase.
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  Speaker 4: There was the Radio Awards last night, Old Magie and
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  Speaker 4: I went along, the whole team went. In fact, it
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  Speaker 4: was great eight, but Mogi and I did not participate
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  Speaker 4: in the after party, of which Kezy did vigorously.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's an after party, and then there's an
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  Speaker 5: after after party.
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  Speaker 3: There were two after parties.
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  Speaker 5: And then we sort of ended up in Glane's hotel
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  Speaker 5: room at about two three am in the morning, right, okay, yeah, yeah, So.
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  Speaker 3: It's fair to say Kesey's a broken man.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, he's so broken what that.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi and I have had a little discussion about whether
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  Speaker 4: or not we need to sort of have him here
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  Speaker 4: a little vomit in the corner just before, in a
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  Speaker 4: little bucket. He's pale, he's he looks very sad and broken.
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  Speaker 3: He's got his hoodie up.
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  Speaker 6: He does.
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  Speaker 4: So the big poll today is very very simple. Should
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  Speaker 4: we send Kezy home?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: Or no?
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  Speaker 5: Can I just say I don't want to be sent
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  Speaker 5: home like I'm here.
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  Speaker 6: To do you This has got nothing to do with
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  Speaker 6: what you want. Rights of the show Kesey. Now, the
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  Speaker 6: only thing that sort of I don't know, it gives
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  Speaker 6: me pause, Jason, if I could put it that way,
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  Speaker 6: is why should we reward Kezy for his bad behavior?
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  Speaker 6: That's true, But at the same time, why should we
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  Speaker 6: punish the audience?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I would argue that having me here, admittedly not
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  Speaker 5: feeling the best, and having the full team together is
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  Speaker 5: better than me not being here.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes me think that you're probably still still.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's same, same, right, Well that's.
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  Speaker 5: Three four eight three. Feel free to text your opinions.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I think I sound all right.
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  Speaker 4: Look, the only thing is, the only redeeming feature potentially,
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  Speaker 4: is that people love it when Kezy is massively.
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  Speaker 3: Hungover, you know what I mean, and they might go no,
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  Speaker 3: I want.
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  Speaker 4: To see him dragged out over the hours doing live radio,
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  Speaker 4: feeling like a piece of excrement.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, we'll do a big poll the Hducky Big
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  Speaker 5: Show Instagram story. You can vote there now.
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  Speaker 6: Of course, the other problem is that we can't have
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  Speaker 6: a binding referendum because actually, whether the audience think he
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  Speaker 6: should go home or not, whether we think he should
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  Speaker 6: go home or not, we don't actually have the power
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  Speaker 6: to send him home. No, so potentially we should call
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  Speaker 6: your boss.
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  Speaker 5: Why. I just don't think it's as big of a deal. Why,
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  Speaker 5: I don't you know what I mean, I'm here, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But that's the thing easy. Sometimes when you're sitting inside
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  Speaker 6: your head, you don't see things as they actually are.
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  Speaker 6: And we wouldn't be bringing this up if you were
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  Speaker 6: in an absolute disgrace of a shambles. I mean, this
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  Speaker 6: is the worst one ever.
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  Speaker 5: What, No, it's not.
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  Speaker 7: There's quite a few to compare it to a shocking.
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  Speaker 6: Then we give Toddy Osie Toddy to a ring. We'll
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  Speaker 6: get him on the line next day and see what
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  Speaker 6: he reckons. Because I think, you know, after what was
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  Speaker 6: pretty glorious evening last night, we won a few awards there,
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  Speaker 6: you know, the whole thing just gets dragged down again.
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  Speaker 6: You know, people see, oh hoag is won if you
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  Speaker 6: might tune in, and this is what they get.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it has left a pretty bit of taste
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  Speaker 5: in my mouth. Although it could just be some sick
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  Speaker 5: coming up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of bile. I think you'll
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  Speaker 4: find kezy three.
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  Speaker 5: Four eight three give your opinion.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to go again? Get rid of You're going again?
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  Speaker 4: Ah ah, Come on man, Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 4: The Black Keys Here on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Friday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock. Kezy's having a shaka. He went to both
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  Speaker 4: after parties last night and he's really feeling it today.
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  Speaker 4: The big pole there four was should we just seen
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  Speaker 4: Keezy home?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Or no?
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  Speaker 5: I personally feel fine. Yeah, I also think you know,
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  Speaker 5: it's certainly the early days as far as this particular
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  Speaker 5: show is concerned. I've still got time to prove myself.
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  Speaker 5: But we also asked for text on three four eight
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  Speaker 5: three and they're coming in, which is really great. Like
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  Speaker 5: this one here, Keezy sounds like shit, but that's good stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, that sums it up for me.
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  Speaker 5: Piss up front up, Keezy. He needs to deal with
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  Speaker 5: it and be a backbone. That's from Tom Macbone. Get
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  Speaker 5: rid of the bastard. It's from Taine. This sounds like
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  Speaker 5: Mike and Jay's trying to boot Kezy off the show.
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  Speaker 5: So there's less competition for the throbber. A bit of
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  Speaker 5: a conspiracy theory there. John says, send them home now,
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  Speaker 5: or I'm switching to the breeze. Someone suggesting that I
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  Speaker 5: stand you guys go home. Oh yes, I like that too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's good. It's going to just be solo Kezy sort of.
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  Speaker 6: Just like The Night Show all over again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was ratings winner.
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  Speaker 5: How damn man, That night Show was bloody great and
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  Speaker 5: thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I think that was the last time the Night Show
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  Speaker 6: there was ever done. Wasn't it CAZy? You got sent
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  Speaker 6: home from the Night Show and then they just sort
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  Speaker 6: of wrapped it up.
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  Speaker 5: Sent home for the Night Show.
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  Speaker 3: I started on the Big Show literally mid show.
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  Speaker 5: Really yeah, remember they came in and you.
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  Speaker 4: Were mid show and they said, we're shutting it down,
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  Speaker 4: pack it up. Let's go, Well, what do we do
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  Speaker 4: about this fellowship?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe well, I think we'll the problem we've got with
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  Speaker 6: the Big Pot and please continue voting. Head over the
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  Speaker 6: Heache Big Show Instagram page and get involved. Also seend
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  Speaker 6: Kezy a message on Instagram and just tell him what
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  Speaker 6: a shocking bastard is. But I think we need to
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  Speaker 6: talk to the person who's got the power, and that
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  Speaker 6: is our boss, Asie Todd the mad bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want me to call him?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I think I mean yes, yes, please and see
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  Speaker 6: if we can get well at least get his opinion. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because I don't think he's a weird Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah is that title?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good a Toddy? Yeah, Tody here and the fiels from
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  Speaker 4: the picture. This isn't mate, Sorry for disturbing you. We
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  Speaker 4: know that you're off home, but not work.
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  Speaker 9: Actually I've just left the office all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay you're still working. Yeah, yeah, sounds like work, Toddy. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: kesies a shambles and.
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: We're just wondering Moki and I with a little better off,
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  Speaker 4: just sort of cutting our losses here and moving on.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean like anymo? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Well maybe seeing him home?
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  Speaker 3: How many?
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, Toddy, he's a shocking barton At the moment he's
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  Speaker 4: done a couple of chanders in the corner of the studio.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Fellow, Could I be honest?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I went out to last night. I didn't go
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  Speaker 9: back to the Lane's hotel and played little spoon.
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  Speaker 3: Like he probably did.
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  Speaker 9: But you make your decisions, and so is he that bad?
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  Speaker 9: Like the easy because I haven't been listening to the
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  Speaker 9: last or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Hate Todd. Now I'm feeling I personally think I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sounding good. I've got good content.
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  Speaker 9: Someone says they've got good content.
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  Speaker 1: You know they've got nothing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, nothing of the tech, mate, You know what, here's
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  Speaker 9: the thing. Look, I'm an empathetic person, but I've got
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  Speaker 9: to say this. I'm just sussed out that Puzzard is
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  Speaker 9: not there. And I got fun some yarn about some friggin'
• 12:20
  Speaker 9: wedding that's all be there. So I know that he's
• 12:21
  Speaker 9: not turned up.
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  Speaker 6: What is it with you?
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  Speaker 3: Channel gen Z you're just this week channels?
• 12:27
  Speaker 9: Well you're gen Z like Mogi point Todd gen X
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  Speaker 9: hard go hard, play hard, turn up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, So I mean, look, Todd, for the record,
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't want to go home, you know
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  Speaker 5: I love It.
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  Speaker 9: May make you sound disgrace, you sound shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Said.
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  Speaker 9: The fading thing is, Mate, you're put in for a
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  Speaker 9: day's leave off in June thirties ago, and see someone
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  Speaker 9: who has thought died one hundred years ago, then you're
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  Speaker 9: very dump and digs or whatever is and so mate,
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  Speaker 9: like it's just a constant I want to do less
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  Speaker 9: so anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: I can hear it in your boys.
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  Speaker 9: The people are texting you.
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  Speaker 5: Mate, you just you know.
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  Speaker 9: I know it sounds bad, but like you just got
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  Speaker 9: to get through it.
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  Speaker 3: Mate, You've got to do.
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  Speaker 6: That's what we're telling you, Tony, to let you down.
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  Speaker 9: But you just got to play a song Jenner power
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  Speaker 9: rating you. I don't care, do a line of coke, whatever,
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  Speaker 9: Just get through it, mate. You've got no idea how
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  Speaker 9: hard me and Moji and Hoyd have got through some
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  Speaker 9: of the worst ship for our life, right young, it's
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  Speaker 9: a life lesson for you.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Tony, just out of interest, where are you.
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  Speaker 9: I'm at a we got a post strategy meeting after
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  Speaker 9: the I'm around the shop that I'm around the corner
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  Speaker 9: of the chicken shop.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, all right, Tony.
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  Speaker 9: Still going hard so ez, I'm going to check the
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  Speaker 9: video cameras and if you're not walking out that door,
• 13:52
  Speaker 9: Joe Rodell will check for me. If you're not walking
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  Speaker 9: out that door at five past seven, trouble for you.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: How yep, you got it, Todd. You know me. I'm
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: a cut man, mate. You enjoy your your meeting there
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  Speaker 5: at the pub.
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  Speaker 4: All right, yeah, all right, thanks Joy. All right, well there,
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  Speaker 4: gay fellows. I mean that's pretty It is what it is,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it. I'm just gonna have to get.
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  Speaker 5: And I guess it will just be the audience that
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: pays the price, right as usual?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, pretty much.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
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  Speaker 4: Four on Radio Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 4: Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is fourth Andy eight.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to do a bit of sports chat before
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  Speaker 4: we do. Fellas just chatting to old Mike Klaim there
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  Speaker 4: from the head of the A C. C. And the
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: studio there has got a commentary to do tonight. He's
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  Speaker 4: not stoked about it.
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  Speaker 7: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: He was lying on the couch and the beach a lounge.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, he was with like pillows over his head. But
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: let's have sport chat.
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  Speaker 7: What Yeah, yeah, well we've got to start with the cricket.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I think Fellas started overnight to Apple Lords New Zealand
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  Speaker 4: versus England.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: One word carnage.
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  Speaker 6: Absolute carnage. Jay. Yeah, you know, things are looking pretty good.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: I actually forgot about it until I woke up and
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: it was still on when I woke up. Yes, so
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: I managed to bang it on there. But you know,
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: things are looking pretty good when we managed to roll
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  Speaker 6: England for one hundred and forty for one hundred and
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  Speaker 6: forty runs in just thirty nine overs. Yeah, And then
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: of course New Zealand had to bet. And this is
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: the trouble, isn't it. It's all well and good, getting
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: all hyped up and enjoying yourself when somebody else is
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  Speaker 6: playing like garbage, but you have to remind yourself that
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: you've got a bet on that pitch as well. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: And sure enough, by the end of the day, New
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  Speaker 6: Zealand had limped their way to sixty one for six
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  Speaker 6: So sixteen wickets falling across a day that was interrupted
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: at least twice by rain yes, and ended by rain yes.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's an absolute disgrace that at Lord's you
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: can have a pitch that was doing that. I really do.
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: It's like this is you know, it's meant to be
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: a Test over five days. I get so exciting, isn't it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: That's great? But who wants Nobody wants to see sixteen
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: wickets fall on the first over Test at Lord.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: No, they don't, And I totally agree with you.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: They weren't out by the conditions obviously, but that very
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: first ball of the Test match ankle high and it's like,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: come on, man, and they were talking it was a
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: shitter of a pitch, and they were talking about the
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: fact that they've been talking of replacing it for so long, right,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: but they just don't have time to do it because
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: there's so much cricket played at Lord's that they can't
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: because they can't get the time to actually dig it
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: all up and redo the whole thing.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: What a load of absolute bullshit, because you crack. All
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: you would do is do what they do every other
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: ground and just prepare a pitch beside it. Surely they
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: do that, yes.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: But I think they want to because they replace the outfield,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: but they reckon it's going to higher field.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the entire field, but.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: They reckon it's going to a very long time to
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: dig everything up again because the schedules so crazy.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Well, let's just gone, let's just have a terrible pet.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Let's just start with a pitch. Then, don't do the
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: whole field, just do the pitch. Yes, but I'm sure
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: that they can prepare a lot better than that. Anyway,
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: exciting times will be over in two and a half days.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: I'd imagine at most.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: That will really get deep inside my goat if that happens.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: It happened last time too. Remember all the Test matches
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: were like three days long, Like.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Come on, man, what's that about?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Fellas bullshit? Is what it is?
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Key to have test Crecker peck. Yeah, even though there
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: was as many almost as many wickets as there wasn't
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: a T twenty.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Well now what I can do, of course, is go
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: on my TV when I get up in the morning,
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: mogie and just go full replay.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: That's right, I just have.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: It on all day long, beautiful.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Or at the Super Rugby Fellers bus this end of
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: the season, we've got three games. Very confusing the way
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: the finals works in Super Rugby because one of the
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: teams that losers gets a seconds. Yeah. Yeah, it's sort
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: of a.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: You end up on the table. Obviously.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: It's a half ass vision of the rugby league, the
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: NRL one.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: It's it's just a yeah, I just can't get my
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: head around it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: And I guess it's a broadcasting right they need three
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: get like it's better to have three games of footy.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: This weekend.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Then I know what, I don't know who's tonight Keezy.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Hurricanes Brumbies seven o five tonight. That game is live
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: on radio hoduck you I Heart Radio as well with
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: the alternative commentary collective. All of those members of that
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: team were completely steamed last night, right, so it'll be
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: a shocking.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: So that's the Canes will be back to their full
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: strength side. If they win, they will get next week off, yes,
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: and if they lose, they will play next week as
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: the lucky loser against somebody or other.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Of course, the Canes coming out on top of the
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: competition for the semi finals. So if the Brumbies lose,
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: they're gone bigger.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: And then tomorrow av you've got Crusaders Blues four thirty
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: five pm and then Chiefs Reds at seven oh five
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: pm and that's at home in Hamilton, so an afternoon game.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I like that in a home game for the Crusaders too, obviously,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: And of course the Wars are on the by this week.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah well yeah, yeah, well yeah, so good lots.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Of their good sports chat fellas really nailed it, really good.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Not far Key's he just hanging there.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Let me just started. So g Man I'm happy to
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: be here.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Here's the Strokes for.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Guns Roses.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: The time is four point fifty three. Let's talk TV.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Fellas last night, as I said I was, I was
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: on the couch ten minutes after the end of the
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: ceremony last evening, so I gave me an opportunity to
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: watch the first episode of the second season of The
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Chestnut Man. The Chestnut Man. Have you heard of him?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: The Chestnut Man?
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: The Chestnuts not good. It's not good, I'll tell you
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: that much. It's one of these Andy Newers scandy news.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: It so a police drama. This second season finds our
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: hero cops who, by the end of the first season,
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: we're actually in a sexual relationship together. Oh wow, they
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: were loving it hot. By the start of this season
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: spoil alert, they're broken up. But spoiler alert, a new
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: crime has brought them back together. Spoiler alert sparks are
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: going to fly again. It's bloody good actually, and I
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: would say at this stage, I'm just going to give
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: it the three busies because we don't know where it's
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: going to go. But a woman's been murdered, and it
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: seems like the person that's doing the murdering is not
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: a good bastard.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Does he leave chestnuts as his calling card?
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: And the first season it was heavily chestnut focused. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: they're all sort of based on childhood nursery rhymes. So
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: the first season was a childhood nursery rhyme and this
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: one appears to be the same, but said Denmark, so
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: that's not really familiar to it. But yeah, very very good.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: It's on Netflix. One hundred percent on rodin Tomatoes. I see.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: I think that's a little bit high, but recommended at
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: this point. Fellows three out of a possible five busies.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I watched. I enjoyed the first season.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Now I went to the radio awards as well last night,
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: one and a half buzzies out of five. Then I
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: got home and I finished off DTF Saint Louis.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Oh do you finish it off?
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I finish it off, And well, I've got to say
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: about it. I mean there's so many twists and turns
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: you think, okay, oh okay, well hang on, Yes, that's it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: But what I actually quite liked about it was the relationship,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: the men's relationship, the two fellas the main character, isn't it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I kind of liked their.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Relationship and the genuineness of it and the love and
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: affection that they had for each other.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: And it's a good series. I liked it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: How many buzzies, man, Look.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I'll give it a solid three point two busies?
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Three point two busies out of five? Have you noticed it?
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: It always for me is it's fine.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fine.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit better than fine.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: I watched Today on the Couch, a documentary about You've
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: never heard of the couch.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I thought you said, I watched Today on the couch.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Come on, day, it's not today, man. I watched the
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: documentary about China. Really interesting. I didn't know about like
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: the rise of you know, China, and how the talk
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: about it, the long march and cheer and mouths. It
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: was literally just yeah, it's really interesting. And when I'm hungover,
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I like to just watch a documentary for some reason
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: and do nothing. Yeah, so I did that. It was great.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Not all you do. So we'll get into that after five.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I always stuffed my face with something and yeah, we
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: are going to play a little game after five. Very exciting,
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: very excited.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Also after five, of course, being a Friday, the Friday Throbber.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Flah and today's theme for the Friday Throber a throbber,
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry because we lost at the Red Awards is
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: losers yeahs. And also Chris Parker is coming up, Thank
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: God for that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: The hood Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodachi.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: It's the Big Shows. Friday Throbber, this guy, this guy?
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hey Jace, what's the Throbber?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: The Thraper Feels is where each of us chooses are
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: tuned to kick off your Friday night as we hit
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: into the weekend. Get you in the mood, Yeah, get
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: you in the mood. The theme today is loser losing.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: That's because we will failure and award last night Best
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Comedy Podcast. Yes, and did we win it there feelers, No, No,
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: we didn't.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: In fact, Radio Headache was nominated for quite a few
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: And the sort of thing that I noticed, the common
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: denomina was whenever we were involved in that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Yes we lost, but whenever it was like the rest
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: of the station.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they seem to win. Yeah, I too.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Actually it's just a coincidence. So I like losing anyway, Yes, should.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: It's so much cooler. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that's why Jason does it in the Throb.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah every week, absolutely so cool many totally.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Today's same as we said, losing and Jayce, have you
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: stuck to the actual theme this week?
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: I have?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, yes, I have. Do you want to go Jace's first?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Okay? Sure?
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: This is called Rowing by Sound Garden. It's about losing
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: all we have fellas and keeping on rolling.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: You just got to keep on rowing, man. I always
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: say the song sounded weird.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: It's a good song. It's a really good channing one.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I can go next to you.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: I've gone with the greatest song of all time.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, you go next.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Fellows, we get knockdown, don't we keep on getting back
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: up again?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Exactly?
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: I just thought tub thump and would be the absolute business.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Very very similar themes in both our songs Magie about
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: getting knocked down and getting up again.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Sort of nails are a bit more clearly than yours.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Literally, Mogi's one says that stuff.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I personally always hated that there's a web now, so
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: I get needs to have an extras because because he's bare.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: We have opinions about each other songs all the time,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: and I feel about.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: This fellas, this is the song that I've chosen.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, tub thumping, Oh my god, unbelievable. Wouldn't it be
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: amazing if I won, even though me and Kezy have
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: both got the same song. If there's another example of extraordinary?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: But you decide, these young girls are call right now
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: on No. Eight hundred Hodaki.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: In the meantime is j.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The Larkey Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on radio.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday from.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Day ship shall we get rid of that?
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Jesus the weather out there at the moment, she's a
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: shocking bastard.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: But anyway, it's a Friday throubber. We don't care about that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: The theme today is loser losing.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because we lost at the Radio Podcast Awards.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: And the Beauty of the Thrubbers. We're going to have
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: two more losers. Well exactly, very very soon. What did
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: you go with the They went with a.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Song call growing by sound Garden.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: That song does not agree with my brain.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: It's like tempo or You've got You've got a really
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: good a click that tastes the I mean not really good.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Even now and again you pull one out and I think,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: how's old hood? Jay stumbled to cross that bastard. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: I've gone with the shorter version of tub Thumper.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah shun the Chumberwampers.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Is gone with the really long version.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Mogie. Come on, man, I need to reassure everyone. Actually
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: both versions are the same.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Now I should say that we're having a chat before
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: the show about how when we apply a thing we
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: always end up with ship songs.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, case in point tonight. Yeah, hey, let's go to
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: the phone lines. Good a Connor, your mad Barstard, Hell's Life?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Good fellows tell you? Yeah? Yeah, good? Thanks mate? What
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: are you running with their Connor?
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say cheesy topic Magie, So I'm going
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: to go to Magie.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: You good on you man, you're keysy did copy me?
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: You go to he Connor. Have a good weekend, mate,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: thanks for playing today.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Angus your mad Barstard Hell's Life? Oh good things yourself?
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Good? Thanks? May tell what are you running with their angus.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with old cheesy.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Good yeah man, good on, you have a good week.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't care about Angus in your man passing
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Hell's life.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: It's just good going good.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Get on you mate, what are you running?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I think? I think Mogi copyed Teazy, So I'm going
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: for key.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a bloody legend of a bloke. Mate, can't
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: wait to catch up sooner, right, come for a beer, brother, Yeah,
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: good on your mate? All right, Well, I'd like to
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: dedicate this absolute yeah chumble one but tub thumping to
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: my boys Hayden and also Angus.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah man, yeah, good stuff.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go out into the officer because I
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: hate this song.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: So I hate it. I hate the song as well.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: It's only three minutes though, so that's good.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: No one is here, Sorry.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Chamber one.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: Good. That's a tune that just shows you how bad
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: your choice was.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Just I agree, Yeah, I agree.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: I actually really liked my tune, but I probably picked
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: the wrong part of the song to win it over
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: What you like and what wins the Throbber are too
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: completely different things.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Someone's got a good point here, and no wonder you
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: guys lost at the Podcast Awards Atrocious taste in music. Yeah, true,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: But let's go to the Throbber scoreboard the Feelers, of course,
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: way out in front on eight wins, Old Mogi dominated,
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Old MOGGI well done, second place, Kezy seven wins for
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: the year.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Seven with an asterisk? Was that well because you and
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: I chose the same song. So really, you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Don't stay hand to guard asterisks. Sorry, that's what I do.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: I'm the asterisk guy actually speaking of asterisks. In third
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: place on five with an asterisk and a D for disqualification.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Thanks Fellers.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: How do I want to refer to the de for
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: disqualification because obviously you were just qualified last week?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Because why don't we just say he's got what's he
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: actually got to give me?
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: There?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Scoring again?
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Five asterisk hashtag D.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: I think we say five with an asterisk and he's
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: copped a D.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: He's he's taking a D.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: I'm taking a D. D.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'll change that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah good stuff, Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Good stuff. Fellow's really good stuff. I think maybe moving forward,
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: do we just do no themes?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yes? I think so.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: It just seems been a bit of a punish, doesn't it.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: It does? Yeah, it does?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: What because we just played Chumber one two people chose
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: and the only other one was Jason's big Ship.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, well you go, I'll tell you what is a
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: tune though? This next one from tool.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: To be fair, this is going to cleanse ye're true,
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: but a tool one other station goes Chumberwmber into tool.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Chism is its schism schism. I always say chism. Apologies,
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: it's a good over there. I'm not worriedable would I
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: be worried about it?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Are you just seen really tins about it? I'm really anxious,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: just said the.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Song player with the hidarchy big show was Jason, Mike
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: and Kyzy tune in on radio.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: That's a better bit of a palette cleanser after chumber
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Wamba was our our throubber this Friday.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Hey, fellers, listen, there's a lot of stuff coming through
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: on three four eight three about how I sound terrible,
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: how I'm not up to scratch because I'm hungover, and
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: I've decided that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: I was kind of anticipating this, so I've actually come
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: in today with a brand new game for us to play.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: You guys ready for it? All right?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: All right, it's called what did Keesy have for lunch?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Secure's hangover? And you guys basically you guess, all right
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: if there's three rounds, okay, so first round, you just
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: have to guess. All right, wants to go first?
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: I'll go first? Dumplings?
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: No?
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: What was that dumplings?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: You said, doublings, Jays, spicy noodles. You're gonna have to
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: be more specific.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: From eaten noodles.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Rah rah? I did not have spicy noodles.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Mogi, pizza PM and pineapple mccains.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Was the pizza? Wasn't that either?
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Round portman spurrito?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Why are you so specific? No, okay, you'll go to
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: the next round. The answer was curry luxA, a big
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: curry luxe from from a Malaysian restaurant. It's kind of
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: a big curry soup thing with noodles.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: And okay, round two?
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Round two? What protein did I have in the luxe?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: What was that?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Check in.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Beef?
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: I'm winning, Bogie's winning.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: I'm not happy with a luxA with beef seafood seafood,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: but I thought, no, he doesn't have the stomach. He doesn't.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: It's not that I don't have the stomach.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: The luxe have a halved egg in it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: You bet your ass you don't get a bonus point
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: for that. That's fine, that's what you're after. Okay, So
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: the score is currently one nil. Mogi, third and final round.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: What heat did Keasy get.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Extra hot, extra hot, extra spicy?
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: No, hot hot? Yeahshing you just know you won. Congrats.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: That's after you ate reburger at three o'clock this morning.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I had reburger at three h this morning, backbone, So
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: I thought I was thinking we could play that game
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: whenever I come and hungover.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe it needs filling out a little bit, you reckon, Yeah,
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: because the problem is you're going to eat the same
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: thing every time.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you what doesn't need any more filling out.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: Up.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Nick's Chris Parker.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, The Hurdichy Big Show weekdays from four
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodkey.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Indeed been a bush for your Friday afternoon.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: What a special treat we have.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: He's an actor, he's a comedian, he's a writer, and
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: he's also fellas Because I was, you know, doing a
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: bit of research because we're professionals when we do this show.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: He's a TV personality.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I'm talking of the one and only Chris Parker, Chris,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: your mad basset house life.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I love that you went at to first. I can
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: hear the crowd. Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: God, that's just what popped into my head at the time.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, you've got so many bows to your quiver.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: You've got to be a multi hyphen it in this modern.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Day exactly, mate. How do you feel about being a
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: TV personality? What even is there?
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: I think it's a good life, many lives you could
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: live in New Zealand, you know, to be a middling
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: TV personality is one of the greater ones.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you know, you get a hello, you'll get a
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: sponsored face cream.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yes you know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Well you say middling and in New Zealand. But
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: I've seen some social clips of you in Australia. Are
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: you middling over there? Or you're being carried around by
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: a six half a dozen really strongly built homo sexual
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: men and it looked like you were absolutely living the life.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: I'll be honest with you, Chris, I'm surprised to see
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: you back on our shoes.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, So here's the thing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: I never get gay guys coming to my shows. And
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: we could ask the audience as to why they can
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: text them. I don't want to read the text. But
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: they don't want to come see me. I think maybe
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: they don't want to have sex with me, so they're
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: not attracted to me. They don't want to buy a ticket,
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: or maybe they see me as a threat. You know,
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: I'm the funny gay in my office, so that don't
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: turn up. However, I'm doing a show in Melbourne. I've
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: got six big boys, yes, in the front row. You
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: know the type, Yeah, totally, I do Chris. They're you know,
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: they're they're built like gladiators. And I thought, boys, I
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: never get fellows like you and my show and they
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: sort of whooh yeah, they're very excited to see me.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: And I said, if I do a good job at
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: the end of the show, like if I crush and
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: we can, we'll figure that out if that happens or not.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: You have to pick me up.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: Like.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know why I said it, but I just said.
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: I think I was just that part of the album
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: com I thought, anything goes. I have the show of
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: my life, right, I think because the boys are there
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: and I said, Fellas, that was an undeniable crush.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, I nailed it.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: Picked me up and they rushed the stage and they
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: picked me up above their head. And yeah, it was
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: the craziest experience I've ever had. It was like almost
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: like am I insert Disleigh right now?
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: I felt like, yeah, this is what the greats must
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: feel like being uplifted by their community.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Literally did that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: A few times.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Really, But Chris by someone that wasn't a bouncer, are
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: you disappointed that gay men don't come to your show?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Is it because I'm getting the vibe? That's what's that about?
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: I always think I'm for everyone, as we all do.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: I'm a TV personality.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: You want to be.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: Personality? Oh my god, I know I bring it up,
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: but I missed that it was in the email to
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: bring it up. All right?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Did you get uplifted by men in that scenario? Winning
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: it Treasure Island?
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: But I think what that began was a long and
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: healthy tradition of me being uplifted by women in their
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: thirties and their mums. I tell you it was interesting
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: because you, of course, we were a part of that,
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: that long tradition on celebrity Treasure Island where men won it,
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: gaming too, Yeah, and gaming they count as me.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: I just say men, yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: I said, but we're talking Mattie McLain. We're talking James Mustards, right,
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: we're talking me. You know there is a society and
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: you'll wear a gold chain necklace.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: You're saying, I fear that you were gassed when a
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: woman won it. This year was about.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Hannah Marty woman.
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: I think I said on record, oh my god, you
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: and Jason get on great.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: No, I was so thrilled. You couldn't have asked for
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: a better winner. You agree, And now she runs the club.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: You know, we're just we just bow at her. We
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: uplift her. Obviously.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I've got to tell you, Chris, it's Keysy's dream to
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: be on Treasure Island. He has done everything in his
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: power to get on. That showed to do, Chris, He's
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: desperate to get on.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: You need to be more of a middling TV personality.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: I don't get yourself on fear go. What was the
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: one where the trades came in and.
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: Target it's one of the It needs to be a.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Scene where you're getting off on yourself and someone's.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Draws except for on TV.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Like a blurry sort of security look at me.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: That would get you on celebrity. Really absolutely, it would
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: get you on like New Zealand's equivalence.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: And six tape.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah truly, isn't it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Well that's that launched a career that spans a thousand
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: years now.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah strong, Hey.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Guys, we've got Chris Parker here and we'll actually plug
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: the reason you're in after a tune. How does that sound?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I love it it tunes, man, I love it?
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Do you like the cure?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: C h u n E give me the honey. I'm sick.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I need the cure.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: hdiky sh.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Hey, welcome back to the show. We've got middling TV
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: personality Chris.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Parker on the show.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: It's not to be here, Chris, because I was actually
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: wondering because you stood us.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Up the last time you were meant to turn up
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: last week. Remember that fellas was absolutely.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Felt reason to get out of bed that day. And
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: then do you remember what your excuse was, because I
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: assume it was a lie. Do you remember I know
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: what happened and it was it was actually it. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: was I'm doing the rounds as one does as a middlingk.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: They call it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: I was talking to a regional newspaper who had a
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: ten minute interview and went for thirty five to forty minutes. Wow,
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: didn't give me enough time to get down here. Well
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: kind of did, but I was going to have to
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: screw screw the pooch, so to speak.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I sort of got canceled at about six hours before.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: Ye yeah, yeah, yeah, Soris slipping from over here.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: We've got committing comedian Chris Parker. Actually, because you do,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: you've got a lot of, as you said, bows to
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: your quiver. So it's kind of like a jack of
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: all trades, master of none sort of situation.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: The proverbs you guys throw around here.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Have you heard, believe you heard of bows to your quiver? Arrows? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: to your bow and it strings to your beau. To
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: your quiver.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what a quiver is.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Is the thing that you put your arrows in. You
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: have one of.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Those, so the arrows are in the quiver, yeah, Chris Parker.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Chris was right, and as me in the phrase jack
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: of all trades, master of none, that is actually a
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: saying that is a saying and it's leg.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, lovely boy.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And when I think Chris Parker, that's what I
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: think that proverb. And Chris, you're obviously taking the comedian
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: part of your your your c V. Let's say. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: going on tour, just looking because the name of the
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: show is take a good hard look at me. I'm
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: looking at you. Going around New Zealand, which is bloody exciting.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: So you know Wellington, christ Church, there's also Edinburgh and
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: London in there. Oh yeah, how exciting is that?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty expensive.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Edinburgh Festival already happened or is that upcoming now?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: That's always August, it's there, it's there summer, yes.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so and so you are you.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: They love the streets to smell like, you know, rotten
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: trash before.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: The arts, decaying feces.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and so have you have decayed?
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: It does have that smell. Yeah, yeah, it's because the
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: heat and the sewers. It just smells.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: And then every now and then when I hit smell
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: that smell in Auckland, I think, God, maybe we are
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: a big city.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Chris.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you in two in
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: terms of Edinburgh, because it's kind of seen in many
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: ways as the mecca. Yeah, for comedians, you've got to
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: go to Edinburgh, you know, because you can be signed
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: up there and your.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Whole life will change. But for a lot of comedians
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: it's just a shit hole.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: It's really expensive and like one person comes to their show.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I've been going now. I only go for
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: a week or a couple of days, but I mainly
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: go there so I can go to London because I
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: don't know if you've noticed, but everyone has left New
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Zealand and they're all living in London. So I like
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: to go over there and just perform for one hundred
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: percent keeping as you're not making any progress.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I think, guys, we could have done this in Nelson says, we've.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Got committing Chris Parker with us. Take a good hard
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: look at me the name of a show? Yeah, what
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: are we looking at? What are we backing here?
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Look?
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: So the show itself is one day. It's set on
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: one day, the tenth of February twenty twenty sixth, and
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: it's everything that happened on that day. And I've tried
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: to write the funniest show I can based off the
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: worst day the most boring day I've ever had. So
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: it starts at six am ends at eleven pm. Doesn't
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: sound like much of a sal but I can promise
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: you it sent six gay men into hysteria, forcing them
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: to raid the stage and lift me up above their heads.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I question there. Did you have this tour booked
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: in before you wrote any of this? And is it
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: because you had to go on this tour that you
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: were forced into at the last minute. Let's be honest,
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: writing an hour special? Is that what's happened here?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: What do you want? Like the real answer or a
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: bit of fun radio banter.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Well, because Tom Sainsbury has said, close friend of your
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: say he does the same thing. He'll be asked to
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: do a tour or a festival. He'll come up with
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: this coaster and then about three weeks prior to the
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: gigs he will write.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: It I gig more than Tom.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Right. Oh no, he's lazy.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: He's a lazy He does nothing, He does nothing. What's
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: he doing mucking around on his phone texting teenagers? So
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: let's get that going. I don't know why not taking
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: down a pick or two?
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: That's all.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: That's what we call profile building for me, you knock
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: each other down. So I, yeah, I had been working
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: a lot of material that was sort of like in
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: a certain at the publish you know, where the real
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: community is working out. And then I thought, I think
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: I've got to show here, but it is sort of
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: quite mundane, like it's sort of about my life, but
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: a kind of funny way. So then I sort of
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: thought like, maybe I should just set the whole show
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: on the tenth of February because it was quite an
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: interesting day because nothing really happened. I think I had
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: a sandwich and went for a swim. Yeah, good and
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: yeah from mundane. Though, to be fair, Chris can be
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: very funny. Well that's very funny, can be can can
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: be Well, that's the test you'll have to buy taking it,
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: find can walk the walk. And let me say, these
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: arrows in my quiver are very sharp.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: If you do want to go and see Chris Parkers,
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: take a good hard look at me. Here's at Chrisparkercomedy
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: dot com is at the best option.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: Or like a linko a bio, or just use your intuition,
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: like get a bit lost on the web, start on
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: Yahoo and end up where you need to be by ticket.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Hard to proceed, Wellington Christ couple of shows and Aukland
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: as well. Chris Parker, thanks for coming inte.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Thanks boys, it's been a pleasure. I really talked at
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: a different down here and make me sort of talk
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: for some reason?
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Do you guys like Queens and stone Age.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on radio.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Hold ikey, you're welcome back your messive bankbone tape. Your
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Fridays absolutely going off. You're listening to the Big Show
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: brought to you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: But I reboog you serving good times and good food
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: dining or take away Reburger today.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yam yam, y y y yeah. Speaking of which, fellows,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: what are you having for dinner tonight?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: You've already eaten like three days with a food already,
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: so you'll probably be skipping dinner, won't you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: No, that was my lunch. I had a luxA art
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: night For dinner, I am having tacos. We're making tacos?
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Are you making them?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: No? Yeah, my wife's going to make.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: With the leftover man.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: No no, no, fresh freshman's freshman yeah fresh portmants not
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: even joking. Wait it's gonna be yummy. Yeah, man, But
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: I did have Reburger at three am last night and
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize, but in Auckland, one of the Reburger stores,
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: I think it's just one of them, stays open till
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: two thirty am. Yeah, most nights or two am. That's huge.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: It's yeah, because.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Getting something that isn't a cheap, crappy takeaway at that
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: time is like game changing. It massively cured me.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Wow sort of, yeah, exactly, Yeah, good stuff.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: What are you having tonight? Jason?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Well, my wife was going to cook, but she's like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: I've got no ideas. I can't be asked, right, So.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: What are you going to cook?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: You're going to go get dumplings, an't you?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably? Yeah? Niceboo Rebourger.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not good there tonight. It's take a night off.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I'll see how I go on the way back from
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: the gym right after the show.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, no gym tonight, too wet. It's an
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: outdoors yet.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Out do you guys like red hot chili?
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Honestly A little bit over them?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: What the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Kezy Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Ich Green Day there on the Radio hold Archy Big
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Show this Friday evening. As we've banged on about it
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: was the Radio Awards last night. Poor old Kezy hit
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: it hard. But that's fine to be fair to Keyzy Mogi.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: You know, there's quite a few people suffering around here. Absolutely,
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: everyone's bugging off home early.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: To be quite clear, where the outliers here by not
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: being hungover? Yes, everyone else is in pieces.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: And I also want to say that the reason I
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: had a biggie, the only reason is that last year
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: we were covering the Breakfast Show that day after the
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Radio Awards, and so I think I got me and
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Pugs had two hours sleep each. One of the great
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: shows that we've ever done. I think that morning after
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: it was excellent.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I just just sort of proved my point too.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: I was outside before and I saw some dude get
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: on a lime scooter, put his helmet on and then drive.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Straight into a pole.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Was here a radio person?
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: He was a radio person I won't name names, And
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, Fiella, you probably shouldn't be doing
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: anything apart from walking out or getting it.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Tex say, with all this in mind. We did a
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: big pole today, pole, and the big pole was should
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: help sorry hang on, just asuming do we send Keesy home?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Ah?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Yes or no?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: That Mogan it was your idea basically because you think
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I should go home.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Well there's a bit more nuanced to it than that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Keys.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: The concern that Jason I had was that your hungover
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: state would drag down the high quality of the show.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: The high quality as shine by all the awards that
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: Iky won last night, except for any awards that had
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: anything to do with the Big Show. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Well the good news is I've got the results of
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: the big Pole here. Do you guys want to guess
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: what they were?
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Should we send Keysy home? My vibey people want to
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: hear you suffer?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Right, So I'm going to go sixty forty no, right, okay,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: the opposite sixty forty years, sixty forty no. That the
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: result of the Big Pole, fellas is sixty eight percent
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: of New Zealand.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Said yes, send him hard.
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's great to.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Find that out. Now that we're like getting towards the end.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Of the show, I mean, your models will just hang
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: on now, well, of course you know what I mean.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't leave right now.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I mean you're still could. I mean I wouldn't say
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: anything you knock me out, so totally. Man, I don't
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: even knock out my mates.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Man, if you want to go, look just you know,
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're still here. I'm still yeah. Well, the problem
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: is that you guys don't how to run this this system.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: We'll pick it up pretty quick technology.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I'm going a couple of batons.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: I'm gone, Oh no, hang on, what's this one?
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: I'm still here.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, placebo there on the radio. Holdarchy Big Show
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: this Friday evening.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Fellas. In three weeks time, we will be up the
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Skytower for Hoducky's Day in lou It is our way
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: of helping Bow Cancer New Zealand make it.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, absolutely, I know you can get emotional with
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: this sort of stuff, right and when you're hanging over,
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: you're sort of over the show. You've been up and
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: down with your emotions. You've been you know what you
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: remind me of men, what you remind me of Jace yesterday?
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: You're on and off with your hoodie like Jase was
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: on and off with his jacket yesterday. You're a shambles man.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: Jason has got an excuse. He's got early on dementia.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: But look at the state of your young man, thirty
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: four years old. You have an absolute But and just.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: On that Fellows, I mean, you know me aging, I
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: was going home last night after the awards slipped a
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Did happen?
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: A little bit?
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a little slip when I was going down
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: the hill. I was wearing my slip ons.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: You didn't have any grip on them, and there's a
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: lot of tiled starts in the city and I slipt
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: because it was a bit wet.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Did happen?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: So I think I'm gonna have to get a walking frame,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I think. So, you know what I'm saying. That's so,
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: don't feel bad, geezy.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I just feel bad because I'm supposed to be delivering this,
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: you know, like we won we won an award at
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: the podcast already awards last night for Day in lou
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: and rightly so. But right now I'm thinking, shit, well,
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: we're not gonna win it next year because I've butchered
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: this trying to tell everyone about it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, look, I mean there's a million things that
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: are going wrong today, but you just got to you
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: gotta just get on with it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Can I have a crack? Another crack?
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: It will, sure me, but not from the start.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, Thursday, Juneesday, June twenty fifth, three weeks, three weeks away, Moggie,
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: we'll be up the sky Tower doing the next Day
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: in lou raising funds and awareness for bow cancer New Zealand,
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: which is the main thing, isn't it now?
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Mogi's falling apart in the corner there, he's coffin and
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: splut run.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: I guess the concerners that last year we did the
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Day in Lou in the bowels of Ileanam Park and
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: that won an award. Yeah, and so this time we're
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: taking it to sky Tower. Have we made a mistake.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Well, we're going Day in lou with a view.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like we might need to judge it up
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: a bit, with a bit of it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe, you know, if we're in a room of some description,
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: they might have a bath a New Year broadcast from
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: the bar from the tab there, because that was amazing.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: That was great last year, wasn't it.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Look, if you want to donate to the cause, text
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Lou to three four eight three we'll send you a
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: secure donation link. You can also hit to day in
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: lou dot co dot m Z for an online symptom check.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Of the most important thing with bell cancer is this,
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: if they're there and you get them early, massively treatable.
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: True.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Now, there was the idea that I run up the stairs.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: Well, you have an idea. It's locked in. On that note,
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: I spoke to Bosley and I also spoke to mister
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: mister Sky from Sky Tower and he said, great idea.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: He's going to give ten thousand dollars as well, so
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: you don't.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Have to run, You just have to walk from the
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: bottom of the to the top.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: There's it's only fifty stories. So what an amazing thing
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Jason is doing to get additional ten thousand dollars.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Who's donating that, mister Sky from Sky City, mister Sky,
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Bruce Sky.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Because I spoke with the same guy and he said,
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: you know, a couple of the floors are shut down
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: at the moment, so I can't really happen.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: But open them because it's for charity.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: But I mean, we don't want a situation where it's
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: you know, it could be perilous for old Winnie Jay.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: That doesn't bother me, You guys and bothers me.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Did you not hear the fact that I might need
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: a walking front? I did my head?
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: What a week here? You made the offer, we see,
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Yes you're doing it.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Bruce Sky has signed off on it. Tim graand mister Sky.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Bruce Sky.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Taxs load to three four, text load to three four
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: A three if you keen to donate otherwise we'll see
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: you Thursday, June twenty fifth from the sky Tower, twelve
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: hours straight of us all from Hodarcky Live in one place,
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: can't wait, Arctic Monk Cares.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy A.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: See DC there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: gloomy dark Friday night, let's give out some advice.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Feels six.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: At gmail dot com.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Get in touch with the Fellers were the Fels.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Meet Patty and sixty nine at gmail dot com. It
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: is a real email address. Do get in touch one
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: dent anonymous and if we read it on the show,
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: you get a prize. This is an interesting one, fellas
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: it comes in from anonymous. Yeah, hello there, feelers. My
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: messo has been a long time vegetarian, which has not
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: been an issue for me at all. In the past.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: We eat our separate things and shut up and get
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: on with it. Recently, she's got on a bit of
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: a fitness kick and in the name of gains, she's
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: decided she wants to reintroduce meat back into her diet
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: to get more protein. Now, this is great news for me,
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: as it simplifies our shopping and bills and we can
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: cook more often together. My only issue is that she
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: will only purchase highly expensive, regenerative organic meat in the
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: name of the environment, and our grocery bill is skyrocketing
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: as a result. I'm pretty sure most of it is
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: marketing bullshit anyway. Example below, fifteen dollars for four small sausages.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: There's a photo here of four small sausages. Let's I
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: can see that, and there's a cat as well. Any advice,
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I just want to cook us both some guilt free
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: sizzlers and a bit of white death without her giving
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: me a death stair chairs.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: It's a really good, really good.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Email, that one, you know, because I often find my
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: say I don't know if you guys do this when
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: you're buying eggs and you go, oh, you know, you
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: got to get organic or you know, range sort of thing,
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: and they're like fifteen dollars a dozen, and then you
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: look at the ones that aren't free range, and they're
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: like seven.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Or eight bucks. You know, into a family, there's a
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: lot of money.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of And what I found, interestingly, and
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: I could be wrong, is that the ones that sometimes
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: when I buy the cheaper ones are actually nicer eggs.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't find that ever.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: I have found that seriously, they're like beautiful, like glowing
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: orange sort of yolks.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: It's delicious.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: That's the white yolks and white or white.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Is it's a plug for cage eggs?
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's big cage.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: We've also had this discussion before too, because like my
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: wife's very very healthy and she tries to chuck vegetables
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: and everything now and it's like, you know, I just
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: want to get spicy takeaways with lots of meat and
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: it she's like, oh, I'll boil up some veggies and
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: I'll do this, and I'm sorry, yeah, havef dude.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: So just confirming your pro cage eggs and you're saying
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: don't eat vegas totally.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: We do this guy gets it?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean yeah, well it's tricky. I mean you've
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: got two options. You can either do what she wants
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: or you can break up with it. That's it, that's all.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: You've got so expensive sausages.
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean she's not gonna she's not gonna
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: eat sizzlers. Why and why would she? Because she's not
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: a twenty year old dude living with nine other dude. Yeah.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: So yeah, it's sort of you're gonna have to like
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: it or lump it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: But the thing with a sausage, right, A sausage is
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: traditionally not a fancy food.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: It's usually off cuts.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's about I love sausages, but it's not
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: like a steak or anything. But if you're paying fifteen
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: dollars for four sausage.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know what the cost of the
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: sausage norm.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: I reckon you can get twelve.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: I will say this, No, they are expensive bastards. You
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: get like six sauces and you're looking at fourteen fifteen
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: backs a lot of the time.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: And well this is four for fifteen.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: Where if you just get the big massive bag of sauce,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean just that they have on
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: the you know, the Mad Butcher used to have them
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: with the barbies outside the Bunnings and stuff.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: They're the best one.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: We can to agree that cheap cheap sausages exist. But
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: the question here is not do cheap sausages exist, it's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: how do I get my missus to eat cheap sausages.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: The answer is you can't break up with her. She
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: won't so you either have to spend all your money
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: eating rich meat, yeah, or break up with it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: So okay, So just confirming break up with her, eat
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: caged eggs, don't eat vegetables. And yes, cheap sausages exist. Yes, yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: good stuff.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Chuck some onions in there too with your cheap sauag
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: squid hold.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I keep Big week Days from four on Radio Hurdarky.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Well there you go, your a advancetards. That's the big
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: show done, und I said, for your Friday afternoon. Normally
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: at the stage of the show we play the podcast
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: outro clip. But old Deli he's even more hungover than Keyzy,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: I think, and so he's he's forgotten.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: To do that and we're not going to you know,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: be rate him. He's had a hard, hard. He's been
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: here all day, Fellers.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: He is.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, we should probably should have just not even
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: pointed out that he forgot and just sort of said, hey, no,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: click tonight.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: He's got other things on his mind, like what well
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: he turned to Hemry's I mean I just see him
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: there and he sort of his eyes are glazed over.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Look not unlike yours, keyesy. Yeah, but he's sort of
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: got a glow about him. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: He also turned up in the suit. He went home
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: and went to the awards and last night, what do.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: They call that there?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Walk of Shane?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: It's it?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Oh wow?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Did he Wow? Ok, that's cool man. I've never done that.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: I've never done a walk with like a work walk
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: of shame.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah. I think it's weird to come to work,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: very odd to get to work.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very old.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: Is it a shock? I would have gone home, you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: would have rather than coming to work?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Nah, because I think he had the options going home,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: and he wanted to come in in his suit to.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Be like, hey, sorry, rock and Rolly anywhere this weekend.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Well, I won't be watching the Warriors because they're not playing.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not happy about that.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: Get that out of you.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go and have a look at a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: couple of street dogs. So those bikes that we gave away,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: because I want to look at any one of those
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: who've got a barbecue on that but a family time,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: Man tied to the house, hopefully getting a cat do
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: or installed at some point. Nice for the cat. Yeah yeah,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: what about you, keesy man?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: No nothing chilling, okay, cool, big chilling cool.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: Cool cook good cook cook.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Continue my adventures around the city and watching at of cricket.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Be watching a cricket over the weekend.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: Yes, do that too?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Good stuff?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: How you take care out there and you out the Instagram,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: check out the podcast till Monday.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: See you like