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ABDL, BABY TAY, KINK NAMES, AND KYLIE'S LITTLE SECRET.. · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me Kinky
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Kylie. Yeah.
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And for my 2nd guest, I have Charles.
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Hello. All right, so Charles, we need
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to come up with a a little name like not like cool man Charles.
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Nah, Just just. Charles.
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Just Charles. Just Charles.
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Descriptive about me, No. Description.
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This year. You know Eeyore.
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Tell mistress me for my Eeyore. Highly, Charles.
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Yes, A. Little cloud following around.
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Came. From my tail.
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Yes, you know, totally, totally off topic, OK.
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I think we're talking, we're going to talk about Baby Tay.
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That's going to be the goal. We're going to talk a little
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ABDL little littles. We're going to talk about all
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that, but I will tell you, I was in the car with Bree and we were
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talking about some of our favorite movies of the 80s.
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OK, way before you were born, Kylie.
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I was born in the 2000s. My.
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Number starts with A2. I got one in front of your
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numbers. And I mean, they don't even have
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to look at the year you're born to for you about alcohol.
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You just gotta look at the one and they know.
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See, I used to like you. I don't mind you're missing it.
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There's some good shit from the 80s.
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Yeah, it really is. Exactly.
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Some movies from the 80s. My mom was.
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Is is old as Mia? I've asked.
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I've been forced to watch some of it, just not very many.
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So, yeah, Scott, our good friend from New York, we did the
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episode and he was just like, oh, yeah.
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Is Kylie? Was she, like, living under a
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rock? She hasn't seen Animal House.
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That was like when true comedy really started coming out in
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film, you know, when it was pretty good.
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Yeah. It was like the like the almost
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like the pop culture of the beginning of comedies 1977.
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I mean, it was just a fabulous a few.
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Comedies and Blazing Saddles. Yeah, but that was like, really
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racially inappropriate. It wasn't appropriate for a lot
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of things, which was great A. Lot of things.
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Whatever. We need something like that now.
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Yeah, it was great. When he said this is I don't
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give a fuck and just throw it all out.
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That's very true. Everybody needs our feelings
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hurt in one movie. We all give a taste.
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Did you see Breakfast Club? No.
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Did you see 16 candles? Yes, well, not the original.
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Oh OK, fuck that. You didn't see the.
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Original they did a remake of. 16 I'm sure they fucked it up.
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Yeah, no. It was it was.
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It was a kid version with that may not have been the name of
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the movie, but it was the same concept.
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No, OK. No, no.
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You need Molly Ringwald and Jake Ryan.
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OK, All right, Let's see. Weird science.
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No. Oh, my.
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Jesus Christ. Gremlins.
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Gremlins no. You've got to learn about
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gremlins because if you get them wet, you're fucked.
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Yes, what about Popeye? Robin Williams?
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Okay, so here's the know. Who Robin Williams is.
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I would hope so. We need to tie her in a dungeon.
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Educate her. Yes, 80s.
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Movies, we're going. To force feed her maybe?
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Is that the movie with the house that had the ring of mushrooms
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around it and they couldn't? Nope.
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Something. They fucking Smurfs.
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No. OK, different movie.
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Wow. What about National Lampoon's
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vacation now when they go on here?
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OK, we're aging ourselves. There's a lot.
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There's a lot of people on here that are in their 20s.
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Maybe they don't have, you know, Internet.
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Wow, wow. Now see, Brie couldn't watch
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Footloose with Kevin Bacon. Another, of course, Kylie has
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not seen that movie, but it was about a religious oppression,
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and that's what Brie went through growing up, right?
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And so she never got to watch it, but she heard the soundtrack
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and ultimately she snuck out and got to see the movie.
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And that was something that was like a big no no.
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You can't listen to Rock and Roll Back A.
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Lot of the Baptist real big on like no dancing.
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Dancing the the the only thing I know about Footloose is the song
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that I like the dance like this, the dance Footloose.
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But in a young Sheldon, they mentioned that, you know, the
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Bible says it leaping and dancing.
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And that was like the justification that they had
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because Baptist, I grew up, I'm grew up Southern Baptist for the
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most partly that was my chosen denomination.
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You were not allowed to go to prom tight homecomings or
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anything. I went to it anyways because my
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mom was not nominational and she was like, you're going.
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But in our their beliefs, you can't do that.
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Well, anywho, Robin Williams, One of his first major movies
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that really made him famous was Popeye and.
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Like the cartoon? I mean, have you seen that?
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You really need to go back and watch these movies.
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But anyway, Bree did not remember this.
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And I was talking about Shelley Duvall because she was, she was
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like the classic character for olive oil.
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My God, you're looking at me weird.
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Jesus Christ. Go back talking about.
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Popeye OK the character. It was it was a gifties.
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Cartoon. You eat so spinach.
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I've heard of him. Oh my God.
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I'm not angry. I feel, I feel bad for I.
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Feel bad for her because she's she watches anime.
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Anime came from the concept of, but it came from the concept of
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cartoons. Yeah, we had Saturday morning
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cartoons. My wife was good.
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Now what? Shit.
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Yeah. Well, they have phones and they
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can watch all this stuff if they want to, but it was better, I
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thought. Yeah, it was so much better.
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OK, Anyway, wow. That's OK, we're going to show
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you some movies. Yes, yes we do.
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We should put her on the Saint Andrews Cross.
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Put the projector screen in there.
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Oh yeah. We're going to.
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Educate. I probably needed to be tired.
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Oh my God, I've watched my mom made me sit through Beetlejuice.
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And. Beetlejuice was awful.
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Oh my God, my mom takes my phone away and she's like, you're
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going to watch this movie? She takes my phone away.
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Just makes me sit on the bed and watch certain movies.
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And my sister will do it too. I've had to watch Interview with
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the Vampire because of Lauren. Didn't like it?
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That was awful. That was that was two hours of
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my life I'll never get back. Beetlejuice, also terrible.
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My best friend made me watch Trimmers, also terrible.
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I wouldn't have to agree with that.
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One short circuit and short circuit was good.
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It was good, Yeah. I love short.
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Circuit. You gotta be a little young for
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that one though. I think it was Johnny 5, right?
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Yeah, Johnny Five. Yeah.
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Little robot, he was pretty cool.
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He was good. Now, War Games was good.
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You can learn from shit like that.
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It was about, you know, yeah, just trying to stop the
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apocalypse. Yeah, yeah.
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Alright. So anyhow, so now that we've
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kind of brushed up on a little bit of the 80s cinematography,
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let's just jump into Baby Tay Baby.
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Tay Baby. Tay Oh my God.
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So you know, he calls me and basically gives me updates.
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Overall, he's still not yet fucked his aunt.
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OK, it's getting really close. Like really, really really
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close. He is gone now.
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You know, he's fingering her. He Yeah, he's done pretty much a
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three-way. She's going down on him, he's
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going down on her while they've included a daddy Dom that is
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fucking them both. So this is the part that I was
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like kind of perturbed about because the old daddy, that's
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that's another word. Maybe I use that in the 80s.
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I don't know. Perturbed, angered.
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Oh, yes. Anyway, annoyed.
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I was, I was all those above because baby Tay, the baby, the
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daddy Dom after he has basically sodomized aunt, Baby Tay done
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all sorts of shit with them. Baby Tay sucked his Dick and all
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these other things. Yeah, it's.
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Great, right? He tells baby Tay one day when
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the Ant is not there. Yeah, she comes to Jerry
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Springer. Shit.
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He tells me, yeah, the daddy, my daddy said to me that he likes
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fucking me better because my hole is tighter than auntie
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mommies. He told her this.
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No. No, no.
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No, he told Baby Tay. He told Baby Tay this when when
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the aunt was not there. He liked fucking Tay better
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because he was tight. Yes.
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Oh, he's in a dilemma now. Yeah, so when I told Baby Tay, I
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said this Daddy Dom is a shit bag.
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Straight up shit bag. I said you don't tell one of
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your little three-way buddies because he's getting the full
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fucking package. Yeah.
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And I said, so has this Daddy Dom, has he wanted to set up
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something with just you? He's like, yes, mommy, I said.
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Don't fucking do it. He's gonna fuck that up with his
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aunt. Yeah, no, that's what I said.
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That's gonna take you off the track of of aunt for sure.
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That's what I said. How does he go about telling
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her? He's not going to tell her, he
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said he doesn't want to get involved in the middle of it.
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And you know, Daddy Dom is not going to mention that to the
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aunt. Clearly.
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Yeah. No, you're not going to tell the
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girl you're with. You're not tied enough for me.
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Yeah, he ain't nobody going to say that.
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No, he's in a dilemma because if he holds that back and she finds
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out later. How's she gonna find out?
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It's a dipshit. When he finally gets kicked to
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the curb, he'll go scorched earth, maybe dropping hand
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grenades left and right. Maybe.
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They give maybe he's a lion second.
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They're gonna find he's a lion second shit at some point.
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Yeah, yeah, I. Don't know.
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Yeah, they'll move on. It will end up probably
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happening is he'll won't baby take more and he'll want the Ant
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and eventually he'll skedaddle. Yeah, exactly.
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Oh, see, you used a unique word. Skedaddle, I know some of this.
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You see what we're actually rooting for here, though, in the
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big context of things. What for the That's what we're
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all rooting. That's.
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What we're all rooting for. Yeah, we're kind of sick, but
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great. It's.
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Probably OK with being morally great.
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It's. Thank you, I think so too.
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Fuck that moral compass. I.
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Got no choice, I'm there. You know what I learned today is
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Cleopatra's first husband was actually her brother.
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Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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Did not realize that. It was very common back then.
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Yeah, because. They had to keep the bloodlines
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straight otherwise they lose their power base.
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The Europeans. Get shit too.
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And then they started marrying their cousins.
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Yeah, I see. I knew they had to keep a lot of
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incestuous relationships going on.
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Yeah, incest was very, very, very common because you had to
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keep the bloodline here. So yeah, but Baby Tay said that
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they've done outrage just things with the three ways and the
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diaper changing and now the Ant. This is the greatest part.
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So the Ant wants him to be only worshipping her via masturbation
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and via she wants him to have on a shitty diaper while he
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masturbates thinking of her. OK.
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That's teach his own. Yeah.
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Yep, teach your own. Well, she would control those
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orgasms. Exactly, I think.
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How one would jerk off and wear in a shitty diaper.
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It's just nothing romantic coming to my life.
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But no. Whatever you think is no he.
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Said he doesn't little ones, He said he doesn't do the full
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spectrum of what he needs to do normally.
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He said it's just a very small one and it's something that he
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feels like it's good enough for her because it's part of her
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control. So his sex life is now going to
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be masturbating and none of the other stuff they've been.
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Doing no, no, no. This is things yeah, added on.
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Like it's like an extra little control.
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He's got a pretty good bit. The only thing he's not doing
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His actual penetration. Yes, I mean that's all he's
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missing is is with his Dick like.
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And if he did that, what is it gonna mess everything up?
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You know that's a whole Dom. Stuff I think there's, I think
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there's a fear for her that that's like the, that's the line
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of like, yeah, we can do all this fucking, we can do all
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this, but there's just that like.
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The extra last. Extra last step that just puts
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you over. That way you can still stay in
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denial. Yeah, because I mean, I haven't
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really done everything, but you know.
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I haven't really had sex with them.
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I've just, you know, been fingered by them.
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I've had my clit rubbed out, I've been eaten out, you know,
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But I haven't actually lost. I mean, I haven't actually, you
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know. Yeah, in the Middle East, a lot
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of that goes on 'cause they're not allowed to have sex before
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marriage. But anal sex is hugely popular
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over there because technically, yeah, I'm still a virgin.
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Where they worry about it? Yeah, technically, yeah.
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So that way, yeah, always fun the loopholes.
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There's always those loopholes. There's always going back to
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somebody's religion telling you that you have to have a
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loophole. Exactly.
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Or just that I fear of like, you know, for like for me it was
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like until he put his Dick in me, I was still had my Gold
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Star. I was still a Gold Star lesbian
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up until that point. You know, I still, I mean, I
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still have my Gold Star. Depends on how you look at it,
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you know. Yeah, for most people, as far as
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I was concerned. Well, because I never counted
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oral as actual sex. Yeah, and most people don't
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count oral as sex. You know, I was.
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Technically, they probably ought to, but.
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Technically it is sex. I mean it is a.
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Sexual act, but it's not the the holy of holies that they say you
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can't get knocked out from a stuff in the butt in the mouth
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unless you say, unless you use it as a Lube.
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Right. Needless to say, he's progressed
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and she told him that ultimately they'll have sex.
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OK. I mean, so it's all a really
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great thing for him. He's happy about it.
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Yeah, and she's happy about it. He's happy about it.
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So that's all about. Too bad the dude had to go all
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creepy with it. He really did What if?
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You think about what's going on, though.
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It was inevitable. I mean, he's banging this guy
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wearing a diaper in front of his aunt.
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We're not talking. Was like us, you know, I don't
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know. I would just think that he would
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be a little more appreciative of the whole scenario.
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Yeah. So it's like, why would he want
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to show partiality to Tay when he could have both?
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Yeah, I, I don't know. You know, why would he really?
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He was at risk. You know, baby tape possibly
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having more loyalty and telling the aunt the truth.
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What's in his mind? There's some old game he's
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playing. Yeah, yeah, it could be.
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It could be all the way around. I never really figured out
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dominant males. Honestly, it's.
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I don't. A lot of them don't seem, I'm
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not going to bash everybody, but a lot of them, it's not about
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dominance with them, it's about an excuse to.
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Be a dish. Dish to be a douche.
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A dish. Let's just put.
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Put some whipped cream on them and.
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Not all of them, but it just doesn't seem to be the same
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mentality when it comes. Next time I do anything with
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food, I'm just going to call it a dish now.
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Well, there you go, a dish. That and macaroons are fancy pop
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tarts. What is a fancy?
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Pop Tart a macaroon. At breakfast this morning, At
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brunch this morning. Macaroon.
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Yeah, that's the one with the nuts.
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The little pink cookies, you know, the ones with the nuts,
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were the That's what you. Call these OK, that's the fancy
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pop tart. That's what says.
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Yeah, yeah. The macaron, that's what she.
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Said. I thought that was a That's
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what. She said at brunch no.
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And that is just now what I'm calling them for the end of
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time. Yes.
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All right, so on to the adult baby concept.
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We're recently talking earlier today and I said, you know, a
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certain someone needs more mothering and babying.
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So do you think that's why you really go to be a little or you
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go to be an adult baby on some level?
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Some need it. Varies from person to person.
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Now there's there's also there's adult baby and there's littles.
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They are somewhat different. Adult babies a lot of the times
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are more kinky in the aspects. Littles are more of a
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psychological thing. They're similar in a lot of.
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Ways they're. Different stages of development
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so littles like what I am. Is that your brain started
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missing a component a lot of the times from either your mother or
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father, sometimes both. And so your brain develops, but
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it creates a safe space. You can go back to this and you
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can have these comforts because that's where you're that that
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was the last time that your brain had everything it needed.
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And so your. It's your happy space, so you
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regress back and it can go. Some people lose their ability
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to speak, some people lose their ability to hold their bladder
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sometimes. So they go back little enough
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and your brain kind of holds that your entire life and
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middles are the same thing, they just had it later in life.
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That play into the crayons and all that stuff.
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Right middles usually or they're they're a little bit older.
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There's usually stopped around. They're safe spaces like 8 or
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910 eleven. I've known some that were like
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1314 when they're safe space, you know, created.
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Mine is a lot, lot younger. Mine's probably around 4:00-ish,
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three ish, 4:00-ish, but I still have comforter.
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It's even younger than that. But my like when I go in little
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space, my functions are that of about a three three-year old, 3
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or 4 year old. My physical functions, my
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comforts go all the way back to infancy, though, like passes and
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bottles, which is also common. Now adult babies are can
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sometimes also be little, but it'll babies are usually more
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for kink or age play. It's they're getting off on the
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aspect of acting like a baby. It's comforting and it's still
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got that comfort in that safe space.
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And it usually draws from they need a mommy figure or a daddy
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figure because they have mommy or daddy issues.
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But it's usually more in the aspects of kink rather than a
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psychological thing. But it can be both.
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Some littles do adult baby and some adult babies are a little.
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You know, it's the you know, I don't necessarily do age play
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necessarily within kink. I have, you know, when little in
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fuck, but I don't mess with it a whole lot because I am a little.
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So I actually regressed back to that little phase.
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So my bodily functions are that of a three-year old.
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So it's a little complicated of like you're not really fucking
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an adult, you're fucking a three-year old.
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You're like someone the mentality of a three-year old.
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Yeah, I'm trying to, you know, I can't get there.
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Not everybody can. I'm trying to judge anybody,
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but, you know, it's you have to be into it, yeah.
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There's a different aspect of changing someone's diaper and
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giving them a bottle and the aspect of kink and actually
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fucking someone who is has the mentality of a three-year old.
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Like there's there's a difference.
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Well, somebody needing to wear a diaper and be coddled after and
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just that, yeah, I get that. I can see that there's like some
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need they need. But the other part of it teaches
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on. I'm not going to be.
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I'm just going to shut up. I, like I said, I regress very
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little, but I don't need the fucking word.
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I have done it, but I mostly just want the comfort and the
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safety. And really what it is, is your
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brain's trying to rebuild. It's trying to fix what was,
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what was broken, what wasn't. All comes right down to
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somebody, you know, We all got fucked up somewhere back in the
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day. Yeah, that's that mother's love
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and approval that me and talk about what I need all the time.
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And I mean, I I get it from the dad's side too a little bit.
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I think it's, you know, it's probably why I only do older
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people because, you know, I have both parents not necessarily do
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everything that needed to be done in my childhood.
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And a codependency to my mother too younger because of the
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neglect from my father made me more codependent on my mother
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because she was all I had. Which also creates that mommy
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bond that you get older so. Understand.
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I don't know. I think that, you know, we have,
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we've had different people come in for different reasons, an
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adult baby and that kind of thing.
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I remember this one guy and he was only in town for, for
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vacation pretty much and he came in, he brought his diaper bag.
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He had everything organized in it.
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It was kind of impressive. It took it.
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Seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one.
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And yeah, see, and I said, well, you know, tell me about your
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experience, what exactly do you expect from the session,
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etcetera, etcetera. And ultimately he's like, I know
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what, you think I have mommy issues, but I don't.
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I was. Like, well, that was the first
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thing under his mouth, so it. Was yeah, yeah.
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You just don't want to admit it. And so I asked him.
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I said to him. So if you don't have mommy
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issues, what's the relationship you have?
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You're with your mother. Oh, it's great.
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I said OK. But as a kid, what was your
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relationship like? And apparently she was always
20:15
working. She was very driven to do things
20:19
professionally. Then she was focused on her, on
20:21
our son and our kids. Yeah.
20:23
And so they missed that emotional connection.
20:26
So sometimes unintentional, I think.
20:29
Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean, my mom's was
20:31
definitely. I mean, not all of it was
20:33
intentional. I mean, I was never abused or
20:35
neglected on another. Yeah.
20:37
So I mean, none of it was intentional on her part.
20:38
It just, it happened. Especially when you're in a
20:40
situation where the person you're with isn't attentive to
20:44
you and your children. You know, it's hard for you to
20:46
be completely. You can't be everything to a
20:49
child. A child needs more than one
20:50
person, unfortunately. It's true for.
20:52
Development not necessarily that they need 2 specific people, but
20:55
they need more than one person. It takes a village as a true
20:58
statement in the aspect if they have to have all these emotional
21:01
connections in order to develop. Exactly.
21:04
And they need need a structure in the way that you can actually
21:08
have relationships and show healthy relationships with your
21:12
children. Yeah, you got to be able to have
21:15
a relationship where you can see what Love's supposed to look
21:18
like, you know, because, you know, I'm, I won't get married.
21:22
Like marriage is never an option for me in my life because of my
21:25
parents. Marriage isn't really an option
21:27
because I've seen how terrible it was for my parents to be
21:30
married all these years. Yeah, very true.
21:32
I can say that I agree with that completely.
21:34
I when I do adult baby sessions, if I'm doing those that like to
21:39
be read to or you know, I play the lullabies based on their
21:43
their age at that time. I love doing that.
21:46
I love letting them. I love letting them lay on my
21:49
lap and stroking their hair and feeding them a bottle.
21:53
I love doing that. Why I always like playing with
21:57
baby dolls as a kid, but two, I think about my own nieces and
22:00
nephews and usually they're your age, Kylie, that come in to see
22:04
me. And I think so much of the time
22:07
it's like, I see how like my nephew, his mother was not very
22:12
maternal at times because she had mental health issues.
22:16
And so I thought, you know, I was more like a big sister to
22:18
him in a way. But I see these kids go, yes, it
22:22
kids, men, young people in their 20s, late and early 30s.
22:27
And I just honestly just want to make their problems go away
22:31
'cause I just, I have a lot of empathy and sympathy for them.
22:34
And a very strong maternal instinct I do you have a very
22:37
strong maternal I do you have. No kids, yeah.
22:40
Just love it though you. Still though, I mean, you have a
22:42
very strong maternal instinct even with friends.
22:44
Even with friends and stuff like you have a very strong maternal
22:47
instinct. Gotcha.
22:48
You're very in tune with that. Don't tell your mom about that.
22:51
Oh God, no. Oh no.
22:54
You don't know. Oh my God, that's.
22:57
Hilarious. She can't.
22:58
She can't know. No, she knew the shit that I was
23:00
saying. Oh my God.
23:01
Oh. My God, she would think I would
23:03
have we got. Blackmail on Kylie right now,
23:06
no. I will disappear tomorrow.
23:09
I. Love you.
23:09
I would never do that. That's funny.
23:11
Shit, wasn't you just like, oh. This is a kinky Kylie bullshit.
23:17
Changed my name for this fuck. You did change your.
23:20
Name. I'm rethinking my life choices.
23:26
Kylie was your alias. I used to write under an alias
23:32
for a long time are. You.
23:34
I never used. I should have used it when I
23:35
entered the lifestyle I really should have, but I never did.
23:37
I don't know. Kylie just fits me.
23:39
Rod Bush Hammer. Oh, nice, it'd be a good one.
23:41
Nice. Mine was Dove Taylor.
23:44
There's there's, there's a lot of like fan fiction and stuff
23:47
online under the name of Dove Taylor that I wrote.
23:49
Nice. I used to write under it.
23:51
I was actually going to originally when I wanted to
23:53
publish a book, I was going to write it under the alias of Doug
23:55
Taylor. Let's just have a lot of books,
23:57
just made-up name, you know, like have a pen name basically.
24:00
Yeah, that's great. Maybe you just want to be your
24:02
your authentic self. I think it's the aspect of
24:05
hiding behind like because I don't want to have to hide in
24:08
this lifestyle who I am, an aspect to change my name hides
24:11
part. Of who I am just because it's 1
24:13
is too. Damn, I don't want to remember
24:15
all. Yeah, that, that.
24:16
Well, because I want to go to parties, I have to remember
24:18
everybody's two or three fucking names because they got one who
24:22
they really are, their work name.
24:24
And then you get your your fit life handle or nickname.
24:27
And I have trouble keeping this shit straight so I just don't
24:31
say anything. My only problem I have is
24:33
remembering which name they want to be used in which aspects.
24:36
Like I don't call me anything but Mia, but I don't call me
24:39
anything but me. It's same thing with other
24:41
people. But then there's some people
24:43
that I have permission to use their real name and I'm like,
24:45
OK, well, when what scenarios can I use their real name
24:48
because it's too much mess up. You know, it is.
24:51
It's a lot of mad. It's a lot of remember who you
24:53
can, what you know you have. To keep a fucking list.
24:55
Yeah, just in your phone, just all the times like OK, here you
24:57
can call it, you know, well. I was gonna say, I've been
24:59
calling myself Mia for 30 years. Oh, yeah.
25:02
So, I mean, you're so used to it.
25:04
I'm so used to it. But I get annoyed when people
25:06
are in the lifestyle or their doms and they're like, I'm gonna
25:09
change my name. Let me, I need a new name.
25:11
I'm like, really. I, you know, I just, I feel like
25:13
Mia. I feel like Mia even off the
25:15
podcast, even out of the dungeon.
25:17
Mm, Hmm. You know, I still tell friends.
25:19
I still tell people I play with. Just call me me.
25:21
I don't care. Yeah, call me Mistress.
25:23
That's what you do. Yeah.
25:24
So. Almost.
25:25
The part is some people are trying to call me with my
25:27
Fetlife name. You know, it was just some
25:29
random shit I put together 'cause I needed a name.
25:31
There you go, I. Don't give up.
25:32
I wonder what Baby Tay's real name is.
25:35
It's probably like Roger. Probably Dick.
25:39
Dick Bush Hammer Dick. There's something cool.
25:44
I'm gonna imagine it's something cool anyway.
25:46
Right, Michael Richard. Michael Snow.
25:49
Mikes, Bill. William.
25:53
William Yeah, yeah. Jack Mehoff.
25:57
Right. Please, Auntie.
25:58
Please, Mommy, Auntie. We're good for him, yeah.
26:01
Yeah, that says something, right?
26:03
I mean, yeah, it's not even a great nephew.
26:06
That is her actual nephew. That is his actual aunt.
26:09
And they're like 16 years apart. All right, kids.
26:13
So until then, let's get baby tail aid by his aunt.
26:16
I'm really trying to help him. I hope he does one day, but I
26:20
really, I hope she kind of makes him hold off a bit, yeah.
26:23
I think she will. I tell you what, Let's have a
26:25
bet. OK, so this is April.
26:29
We're going into May. I mean, we're right here at the
26:31
1st. We're the first week of April.
26:34
Yeah. All right, so let's see.
26:35
Let's have a bet. Does she drink?
26:38
She does drink wine. See that?
26:39
That? Yeah, that's a whole another
26:41
variable. Yeah, I always tell him get it
26:44
loaded. I always tell him.
26:45
On that note, I hope baby Tay gets laid by his aunt soon.
26:48
We need to set up a bet. Yes, we do.
26:50
All right, so if we're already in April, I say she fucks him by
26:54
4th of July. I say by Thanksgiving she's come
26:57
really far, but I think she's still afraid of that final.
27:00
Yeah, isn't that crazy? That's what you thought?
27:02
Really. Kylie thinks that she's not
27:05
going to fuck him until Thanksgiving of November.
27:09
And again, she could hold off to New Year's.
27:10
And bring in the new year with the bag.
27:12
And smash. Now he could alter his odds.
27:15
He's not drunk enough to be like sloshed, but drunk enough to
27:18
lose those inhibitions. You know, honestly the yeah
27:20
right? From a sub point of view though,
27:22
he's already lucky enough to be your cook.
27:24
Yeah. Oh yeah.
27:25
And her sub and she's doing stuff to him.
27:27
A lot of diamonds don't do with Subs.
27:28
You know the whole oral thing. He's already got it pretty good.
27:32
Yeah, he's got pretty. Good, but I mean, there's I.
27:34
Just want to take what he's got and be grateful.
27:37
Exactly, exactly. I did remind him of that all the
27:40
time. I mean that's something to
27:42
consider if that's her like hard limit and she can't get past it.
27:45
Dude you got it pretty fucking good.
27:46
You do she doing him a strap on or anything?
27:49
She does. She's got like nearly
27:51
everything, so that one. Last thing for that one last
27:53
thing, but I understand that one of like we've got all this, why
27:57
can't we just get to that one push, you know and.
27:59
He bought her a breast pump so she can actually induce
28:01
lactation. I know that's Kylie's thing.
28:03
Everything on his little bucket list.
28:05
Kylie's never. Had the opportunity, yes, we
28:06
haven't. Had a chance to nurse.
28:08
I know, right? One day.
28:12
My day one. Lactate.
28:13
I know. Oh well.
28:16
Well, on that note, shall we call it?
28:18
It's been fun, so let's listen. Well wishes to baby Tay on that
28:23
note that you get fucked by your aunt, you fucking pervert.
28:26
Good luck to. You.
28:26
But if it doesn't work, hey man, you've already got a lot going
28:29
on. Fuck yeah.
28:30
All right. Hope it best.
28:32
There you go. Until then, this has been the
28:34
latest episode of Call Me Mistress.