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Last Dance | Son of a Boy Dad #241 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 9: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 9: It is October ninth, around two thirty in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what you're live from HQ three. I'll
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  Speaker 9: tell you what I got a good feeling about today.
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  Speaker 9: Hell yes, I got a good feeling about today's episode.
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  Speaker 1: Why it's got a bad feeling about today's episode.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is gonna be a cooker big time.
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  Speaker 3: This is gonna be an absolute London broil.
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  Speaker 1: It's a cooker with a hard e r.
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  Speaker 3: Slow, slow and low and slow smoked brisket, baby backs.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot of different things for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be uh, It's gonna be like a beef
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  Speaker 1: Wellington media on the inside with a crispy, flaky dough
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  Speaker 1: on the outside. Impossible to cook unless you're a master chef.
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  Speaker 3: Make my mouth.
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  Speaker 7: I just made one last night.
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  Speaker 1: Your microwave, Yeah, toilet even better? You grow?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing?
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  Speaker 7: That weed?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Sick?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you dos me like that? Bro's curious? You know.
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  Speaker 1: My grandmam listens to this. You know, she's in the
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  Speaker 1: room with us right now watching and you are back
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  Speaker 1: on the I just have this around just as like,
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  Speaker 1: just in case someone else needs some You're back on.
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  Speaker 1: I want the men off by. Do you need something?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm kidding. It's a regular.
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  Speaker 3: The Flagrant had Trump on.
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  Speaker 7: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw that.
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  Speaker 3: Does that mean work? Like? How far are we from
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  Speaker 3: getting him on?
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  Speaker 7: So unbelievably far? The difference between this podcast and Flagrant
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  Speaker 7: Too is about one million listeners an episode, so incredibly far.
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  Speaker 1: We have one million and they have too. It's the
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  Speaker 1: same stratosphere.
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  Speaker 9: We have about one hundred thousand and they have about
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  Speaker 9: a million more than that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do this. Let's try to get the next next
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  Speaker 3: presidential election. We want to be in the hut.
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  Speaker 7: We could probably get like Waltz on.
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  Speaker 1: You could probably get Jill Stein on.
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  Speaker 3: Jill Stein.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't she running? She's like the fourth party candidate, not
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  Speaker 1: even like not even the Green Party.
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  Speaker 3: I don't keep track of those people.
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  Speaker 9: You get that dude that's always on my Twitter feed
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  Speaker 9: doing ads?
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  Speaker 7: Tim Kaine? Is that a person?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, we can get him on all the every I
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  Speaker 9: just keep opening up Twitter and he's liked news.
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  Speaker 7: Guys, we fell short of our donation goal.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's you know what's crazy is to see
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  Speaker 3: political ads on TV when you're traveling around the country
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  Speaker 3: and how different the tones are and the messaging are
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  Speaker 3: for that part of the country.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, they the one in New York is
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  Speaker 1: crazy that they're so like Kamala har.
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  Speaker 7: Football all the time. It's kind of a heater, to
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  Speaker 7: be honest.
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  Speaker 1: They use a clip of her being like and they
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  Speaker 1: cut around to make a choppy but she's like, I
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  Speaker 1: will ensure that every trans person has a penis or
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  Speaker 1: every prison.
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  Speaker 3: So it feels like an AI generated thing where they
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  Speaker 3: typed into chat GPT chat gptpt convince a liberal to
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  Speaker 3: vote for Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 9: It fired me up because then then Trump goes Kamala
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  Speaker 9: Harris cares about Them's Trump cares about you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing. It's a room shaker every time. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's your first or fifteenth time.
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  Speaker 7: Here, and that every time I see it, I like
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  Speaker 7: pause what I'm doing. It is a stand up.
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  Speaker 1: And they like purposefully put it during sports football and
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  Speaker 1: baseball all the baseball playoffs, like it they'll play it
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  Speaker 1: five times. It's that they have crazy immigration ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We're getting close, guys, we're getting real close to
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  Speaker 3: the election. Yeah, downy fund. Should we do a watch party? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: those watch the can make your famous beef Wellington.
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  Speaker 9: I'll make my Wellington well I'll make that regardless, but
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  Speaker 9: we don't have to do.
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  Speaker 1: It for the election. He makes his beef Wellington prison
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  Speaker 1: style with like fermented.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like my Wellington to be political. I try
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  Speaker 7: to keep politics out of cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we just put ourselves in like a padded
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  Speaker 1: room and just eat beef Wellington on the night of
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  Speaker 1: the election, blissfully unaware of what's happening in the world
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  Speaker 1: around us.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I've learned. I gotta sit up. I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't lounge. This fucking couch doesn't give me any
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  Speaker 3: backing at all.
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  Speaker 1: You need to have one of those old school things
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  Speaker 1: that they had in my grandmother's house. Go rush your
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  Speaker 1: sweet soul that will kind of go around you like
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  Speaker 1: this pike care of How much funny about that? Bro?
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  Speaker 3: Do what girls do when you're watching a movie with
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  Speaker 3: them and they don't want to get fingered.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I like that move.
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  Speaker 3: It's nitting on my own feet.
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  Speaker 1: You literally away from me, yeah, and into your body
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  Speaker 1: like uh, it retracts in.
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  Speaker 3: This is the universal sign. But don't finger me right now.
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  Speaker 1: You have four different limbs in lines of defense of
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  Speaker 1: your vagina right now, unfingerable.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember the last time I fingered someone in
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  Speaker 3: this position.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me try.
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  Speaker 3: Oh see what I mean? This is yeah, good, good
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  Speaker 3: fingering technique though.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, coming in hot like a spade into a garden, like.
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  Speaker 3: You're picking up a piece of pie with your.
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  Speaker 1: Two pieces of pizza at once. Finger Here comes the airplane,
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  Speaker 1: shark and the water. Oh my god, dude, I'm listening
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  Speaker 1: to a book on tape right now, and U or
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  Speaker 1: whatever fucking audiobook and uh, the first three chapters were fine,
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  Speaker 1: and then after three chapters they just stopped editing it.
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  Speaker 1: And I keep on hearing the guy fuck up. And
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  Speaker 1: at first he would just like sniffle or like cough
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, and they would redo it, and now
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  Speaker 1: he like the guy is losing his ship, spazzing every time.
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  Speaker 3: I've never even heard of this.
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  Speaker 1: I never had seen anything like this. I just listened
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  Speaker 1: to an audio book and this guy's.
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  Speaker 5: Like, he's like, damn it, really, I cannot believe that
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  Speaker 5: this all made it through and I'm not even listening.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you listening to it on Spotify? Oh? Really,
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  Speaker 1: it's on Spotify.
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  Speaker 7: It Spotify audiobook or is like a is it like
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  Speaker 7: listen like a podcast?
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  Speaker 1: It's a Spotify audio book.
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  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The first three chapters or however long first third of
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  Speaker 1: the book was perfect. None of it. There were mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: and then slowly they're mistakes, and now this guy is
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  Speaker 1: fully spazzing out in the middle of the book.
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  Speaker 7: And probably out their funding pulled halfway through.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, it's so exciting to read.
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  Speaker 7: Then that would be a you think would be a
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  Speaker 7: shitty job to have to read audiobooks for a little.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that'd be a great job. And my
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  Speaker 3: acting teacher in college told me that that was what
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  Speaker 3: I should do with my life, was just read audio book.
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  Speaker 3: You have a great voice for audio books.
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  Speaker 7: What do you think you just banging out in one sitting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, No way, no, no, Because this guy,
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  Speaker 1: he has like different voices on different days. You could
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  Speaker 1: tell he's like normal on some days and this day
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  Speaker 1: he's been losing his ship. His wife must have cheated
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  Speaker 1: on him this day because he cannot keep his shit together.
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  Speaker 7: But like the like the Rise and Fall of the
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  Speaker 7: Third Reich.
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  Speaker 9: It's a fifty eight hour audiobook. How long do you
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  Speaker 9: think it takes them to record a month?
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  Speaker 7: An?
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  Speaker 3: That's a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least because you're messing up.
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  Speaker 3: If you read five hours a day, how many did
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  Speaker 3: you say?
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  Speaker 1: It was fifty eight?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's taken a month. Five hours a day seems long.
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  Speaker 3: Probably only four hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's so much reading. They would probably start getting strained
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  Speaker 1: in the vocal cords too.
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  Speaker 7: Talking about five hours straight.
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  Speaker 3: You find the flow. I always prided myself big time,
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  Speaker 3: prided myself on an English class in high school when
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  Speaker 3: they would ask us to read certain passages of the
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  Speaker 3: short story collection out loud, I would not fumble a
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  Speaker 3: single word I made. I made sure to do that.
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  Speaker 3: And then when they would pass it on to the
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  Speaker 3: next kid, and that kid would stumble or use their
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  Speaker 3: finger to follow along.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you know, I have like fucking PTSD flashbacks
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  Speaker 9: to in Spanish. When we would have to do they
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  Speaker 9: would like do the popcorn reading, and then it would
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  Speaker 9: get to me and we'd have to read it in
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  Speaker 9: English but translate it and I wouldn't know any of
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  Speaker 9: the words. So then the teacher, instead of being like
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  Speaker 9: I always move on to the next person, I have
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  Speaker 9: to stand up, go get the dictionary from the from
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  Speaker 9: the closet, and then go and translate it word for word.
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  Speaker 1: Like the dictionary closet.
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  Speaker 9: Like get the dictionary, find the one word, flip flip
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  Speaker 9: flip flip another word for like ten minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It wouldn't help you. They would prompt you.
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  Speaker 9: Now, and I was like, every class, that's all we
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  Speaker 9: did was just do the homework and then translate it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think you'll ever go back and get your
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  Speaker 3: college degree?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not?
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 7: Why would I do that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. If this comedy thing doesn't pan.
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  Speaker 7: Out, and then well it's going to pan out.
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  Speaker 3: Well if it doesn't, and then you're like, wow, I'm
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  Speaker 3: only able to get very menial labor jobs.
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  Speaker 7: I just do labor jobs. I'm not going back to college.
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  Speaker 3: I keep applying for higher up positions and they say
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  Speaker 3: what's your work history And you say, I worked one
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  Speaker 3: day a week at Barstool Sports for fourteen years.
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  Speaker 9: Worst case scenario for me, I'll just get a job,
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  Speaker 9: like doing social media somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but wait, you don't post on social media?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but I can, like I clearly and know
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  Speaker 7: how to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You lost it, bro, they did they post? The kids
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  Speaker 1: post different.
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  Speaker 7: Now than you'll fully in. I just got a twelve
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  Speaker 7: k twelve K tweet the other day?
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  Speaker 1: What was it?
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  Speaker 7: Effortless? What was it supposed? A photo of the people
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  Speaker 7: on Fox.
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  Speaker 9: Doing the when the game was getting delayed and I said,
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  Speaker 9: cancel the game, give me four more hours.
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  Speaker 1: Of this career because you're a political grifter now, now
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  Speaker 1: that's how was that politics?
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  Speaker 7: Just like, that's a heater? So people loved that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like a relatable timely tweet.
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  Speaker 7: It was great. It was a banger.
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  Speaker 9: Twelve thousand likes on a topical twelve thousand likes and
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  Speaker 9: something that didn't even exist after the game started.
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  Speaker 3: You're still you're still riding that wave of virality you
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  Speaker 3: built when you were in kindergarten or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: In kindergarten, you were getting one hundred thousand likes.
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  Speaker 3: And you said, I don't like this anymore. It's not
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  Speaker 3: rewarding because it's too easy. Yes, So when you throw
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  Speaker 3: out that that crowd that kind of grew up with
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  Speaker 3: you when you were that young. They were all out
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  Speaker 3: there waiting now and they don't even look at the
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  Speaker 3: tweety like.
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  Speaker 7: Like they've moved on to different accounts. I don't know
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  Speaker 7: if I believe that, because most of my tweets don't
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  Speaker 7: don't pop off anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Also, do you know what the people who get hired
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  Speaker 3: to do so social media for major brands or marketing
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  Speaker 3: firms or things like that. You know what they have?
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  Speaker 1: But melanin melanin college degrees?
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  Speaker 9: Oh dann no, Yeah, there's how many people here run
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  Speaker 9: socials and how many of them have college degrees?
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  Speaker 3: I bet you most of the people that work here
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  Speaker 3: have college degrees.
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  Speaker 9: Do you think if I went to Dave and I
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  Speaker 9: was like, I don't want to work in what's it
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  Speaker 9: called anymore?
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  Speaker 7: I want to run socials, you think you would let
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  Speaker 7: me no?
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  Speaker 3: And I can tell you why why Because when I
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: was talking about coming back, I thought I was going
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: to come back and be an editor. I don't want it.
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  Speaker 7: What oh like the blog and the blog that you
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  Speaker 7: mean like video editing?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, no, writing editor? And he was like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want you to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to write, Yeah, it would have been
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  Speaker 1: a waste of your talent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I haven't written a blog of weeks.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, that's because editing doesn't doesn't make the blog
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  Speaker 9: do better, It just makes it read it better.
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  Speaker 3: Or you could make it funnier. I felt that I
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: would be able to help people with syntax and punch
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  Speaker 3: ups and stuff like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, but I think Dave likes like
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: the lack of syntax.
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  Speaker 9: If you gave me one NFL Sunday to run the
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  Speaker 9: barseol main page, you would get they would gain two
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  Speaker 9: million followers in one day.
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  Speaker 3: We should experiment with that. I think that's a fun thing.
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  Speaker 1: One NFL Sunday on our account for one Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: You should do.
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  Speaker 9: What Our account doesn't have two million followers. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 9: I'm saying I need, I need, I need a steady
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  Speaker 9: baseline to work with.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you should just go crazy with one of our accounts,
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  Speaker 1: just boost it. That's how part of my takes accounts grew.
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  Speaker 1: That it was just Big Cat and Hank just dumping
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: shit out into the ether on the first NFL Sundays.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: That should be and could.
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: Be Week six.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: What I said for Week six everybody just getting off
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a buy.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Not everyone's getting off a buy.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: It would be funny if you did to the Barcel
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: main account. What who's the receiver with CTE Antonio Brown?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Antonio Brown's guy is doing for his account?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just do an n word of the day. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: the bar still account. It is crazy to me that
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: people like there.
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: I think it was like kind of exposed that he
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: doesn't write his own tweets, but there's still people that were.
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: The people were like like shocked when they found out
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: that Antonio Brown's not just sitting on Twitter for ten
• 16:18
  Speaker 9: hours a day hosting photos of random people.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Whoever he hired, He got a fucking workhorse. Really, you
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: don't like the guy that he hired. It's perfect for
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Antonio Brown's voice.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: I muted Antonio Brown.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's perfect. It's like matches his obnoxiousness. Yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I guess I guess that that's true.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: It worked out.
• 16:38
  Speaker 9: I think you should try. I mean, what's even the
• 16:40
  Speaker 9: point you just do for Antonio Brown. It's funny, I
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: guess yeah, But like what is he gonna do with it?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know, probably whip his dick out in Dubai. True,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: that was legendary.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: I thought he was going to become a rapper.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a great video.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I think everybody wants to become a rapper.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: But wasn't that his whole thing? When he walked off
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: the Bucks? What team was when he walked off the
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: Jets or the Bucks or the Bucks were playing the
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: Jets something like that, and he was and he was like,
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: he was like, I'm dropping my album tonight and then
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: nothing ever happened with it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: The Dion Sanders was he a singer or a rapper?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: He had a rap song? It was rap okay, But
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I think that he had broad singing yeah, and N
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Squared B Squaredes singing no nonsense, Black Brolls singing it
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: must be the money.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: And he was really cool looking.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: He had a Jerry curl. Do you guys know what
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: a Jerry curl is? Now? It's like a perm style
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: of very curly hair. In coming to America. Did you
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: ever watch that movie? They all have Jerry curls and
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: they like lean up against the wall and they like
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: stand up and there's just grease stains on the wall.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: It's like your hair from their curly wet.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: With a toothpick he's got his leather coats slung over
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: his shoulders, hold with two fingers.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm familiar and a sweet ass Jerry Curle. I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: can picture the Jerry curl in my head. You should
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: get a Jerry Crow. Instead of buzzing at your next
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: midlife crisis, you should just get come home. Jerry Curle
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: just greased up. I think the White Brothers had Jerry
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Curls for a little bit. Really, I think I don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: know white guy Jerry Curle. I think like Hall and
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Oates or Jack Harlow or one of those fucking cool
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: white guys had of Jerry Curle.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Do you guys have you watched this Menanda's Brother's show? Now?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I watched it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: I watched a show that that was made about them.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: A while ago.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: There was a documentary made about them, but now there's
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: a show.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: I believe there was a show as well.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know the story of the Menanda's brothers. I've
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: missed this well.
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: The one right now is not very accurate because it's
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: Ryan Murphy and he made them like in love in
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: the in the show with each other.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: What are they? What did they do? They kill people?
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: They killed their parents because their parents raped them.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: What oll bro If I learned one thing from having
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: hearing Andrew Schultz talk to Donald Trump, it is that
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: you bleep out the word rape. Oh really, Yeah, they
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: bleed that. They let him say everything, and then they
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: just started bleeping out when he kept on talking about rape.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: The Menendez.
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it was a season of Law and Order,
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: the Menendez Brothers, the Menenda's murders.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: I watched that a while ago.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: That sounds interesting.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: And that was good. But this one.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's Ryan Murphy who did American Horror Story and
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: he did the Dahmer Show. But I guess he's like
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: known for like like making like making like a normal story.
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: Well it's not normal story, but taking a story and
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: making it like even more weird.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Did you guys watch that show with Kristen Bell and
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Adam Cohen Adam Brody? Yeah?
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: What was the show?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Seth Cohen from the OC. I think it's called say
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: No More, Please Stop this or something.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: I don't think so.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm aware of it, but that's just because I was
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: on Chicks in the Office this week.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Boy, it is rat show. Yeah, yeah, I saw you
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: on that. How was that?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It was good? But we talked about of these shows
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: on Chicks in the Office. You're very aligned with Chicks
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: in the Office.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants this. That show is excellent, it's really fun.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Chicks in the Office.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: No, well sure, but also nobody wants this. Really it's
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: just about it's about a good looking rabbi, a young, cool,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: hot rabbi who meets a non Jewish woman, a shiksa
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: as they say in the show, and the two of
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: them start to date, and it's very frowned upon by
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: his congregation and his family.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: But isn't it about a podcaster.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: She's a podcaster.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's a podcaster that focks a rabbi.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Interesting and sex positive podcaster. They make a reference to
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: call her daddy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: And her sixty million dollar contracts, correct, do they really? Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: we talked about this on Kicks in the Office.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Goes, I don't want to just be a derivative of
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: call her daddy, and then her sister goes, oh, yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: who would ever want to make sixty million dollar contract
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: or something like that?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Damn well they I mean, the real, the real inside
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: podcasting note would have been being a derivative of Guys,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: we fucked. That was the godfather of call her daddy?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Was it? Now? Don't you think they were out first?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: They were? They were, and but I just don't I
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: have no idea which was there not one? Maybe there was?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe was there not one?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Whose guys? Fisher and they were fucking that podcast big?
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't know that.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It was the first time anyone had ever talked about
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: sex publicly. Yeah, publicly. They were like the beat mix
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: of the podcasting world. Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: Barn Fisher is often often compared to Jack.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Kerouac sex positive, sex positive females. I respect the hell
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: out of it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I like those girls. I did their show. You fucked them, guys,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: we fucked.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: At this point they are having people on.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: Did you talk about the guys that you fucked?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: No?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, we're getting demonetized hard on this one, between
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the R word, the Ursler, busting.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Balls, hitting for the cycle. Here hair Ball, it's good
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: to see you in your Sunday's Finest.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, well, I had to Drake may Is starting
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: on Sunday.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Per guy who put up such a fucking pout about
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: buying those black samas, you seem to have embraced them.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I hate them.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: I fucking you wear them every I don't have all
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: the shoes.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yea dude, dude, you have access to other shoes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: I have my new Balances, but I don't really fuck
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: with those either. I don't like any of the shoes
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: that I have right now.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Well, why don't you just get other ones? You literally
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: live in one of the biggest shoe cities in the
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: fucking world.
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: Going to buy shoes in New York City, it's like
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: you're never going online, never be able to find just
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: like a normal pair of Converse. They're gonna be like
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: Supreme Collab Converse that costs like eight thousand dolls.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You don't have to go to a flight club. I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: pretty sure could just go to fucking foot locker. Yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: any of the four hire foot lockers around here. Yes,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: we're TI thirty fourth Street, forty forty, thirty fourth Street.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thirty fourth, forty, thirty fourth, thirty forty like Penn Station.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's on the it's by the Macy's.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: It's by the Macy's. You don't like that macy happened
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to that Macy's. It's a good Macy's, it's a great
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: it's all Macy, my other grandmother, God Rush of Sweet
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Soul used to fucking shot there every Christmas. I remember
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the wooden escalators that you go up.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's cool.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I recall that was there alone.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: I believe so, I think.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Is that that Macy's. He's probably running up a tab
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: that rat. If I know him, I think I do.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He is doing something outlandish in that Macy. What is that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: What is it? Crack?
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Or is it hard?
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: Little?
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Let me see it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It looks like a crazy bone.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: I think it's crack.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Let me see it, just because because million dollars worth
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the game was in here. You think they left some
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: wraps everywhere.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: I don't know if they're leaving crack behind too. Oh,
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: it is very squishy.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is this?
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: What did you guys like plant this year who looked
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: like it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Would taste really good? It looks like a mystery flavor,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I know, right.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: Like one of those the white Airheads or the white
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Gatar riad could anything. If it's a mystery, it's definitely cherry,
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: the white It's always cherry.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: It's always cherry.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it was blue raspberry.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Really when give me an example of when it was
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: blue raspberry. Well, it's a mystery. I don't know, man,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: he didn't take notes in it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: For years ago.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: It was they were doing mystery flavors. Forty years ago.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was in middle school they started
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: doing mystery flavors and one time I tasted the white
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: and I thought to myself, that's blue raspberry.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It was It was Jerry Well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I knew it was blue raspberry because my mouth turned blue.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's the white one.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: That doesn't make sense. That sounds like you had some
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: sort of allergic reaction.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: They assault situation worked in the regard.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: It was all very cloak.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: And pretty advanced technology thirty years ago.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Are you more of a cloak or a dagger?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Dagger easily shout out to my Jammi kons I love
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: to dagger, you know, dagger.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, trying to get into some daggering in Rochester this weekend.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see those videos where people will, like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: h put a bunch of drinks in a cardboard box,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: take a sip of everyone. Yeah, and they diagnosed them,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: whether it's a bunch of different beers or PEPSI coke
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: die cokes. I saw football players doing it with flavored gatorade. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: and they were getting every one of them. Did you
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: see the dude who was trying to hunt down.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: The bills It might have been the Bills always doing
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: it like that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: It was infuriating. But there was the last dudo got
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: all of them with no with zero. Yeah, because the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: flavors are so fucking obvious. That's like biting into an
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: apple and being like, I don't know, this could be
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a banana.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I saw one where the girl who did it with
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: diet coke and it was Fountain soda bottle.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Nobody was even deeper than that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: It was like McDonald's founding.
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: She got like she got the difference between fucking Burger
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: King and Chick fil A found and soda.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: That is a crack hit. That's an addict in like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in a very negative way. That ship is not okay.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Can I have that please?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Have you seen the video of that guy who's
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like a soda addict and he has like a g
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: no Frank's office stuff, And honestly, it's made his personality
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: much much worse boring At the Mets games, he's just
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: win or lose. We're just here to have some fun.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I was confused by that. He said.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: It was his first Mets playoff game. Yeah, haven't they
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: been in the playoffs like two years ago?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: They were, But he wasn't allowed to go.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: Why stream?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. He's cursed big cast name ever since then.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: That's what the he went. He went, Yes, and it's looking.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Like I mean, they're up one game.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: What does a blowout?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're up one game.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Are they playing it tonight? Yeah? I'm enjoying this series.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Come to the stream, Frank, he won't.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I think that would be I'd be just a I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: not a big fan. They run me out of.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Town, who gives a fuck?
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: They just know that I was there for my own.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, the fucking cast of One Flew Over the
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Cuckoo's Nest is going to be mad at you if
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you fucking run in on a Mets stream.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It's not so much them, It's more than the viewers
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: that I worry about.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh no, the five people watching are gonna fucking run
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you out of town.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I don't like upsetting the people who watch, people watch
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Those are the last people upset.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: There are people that aren't even watching the game and
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: or just just watching the people.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've watched it before. It's not bad. I watch
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: it while I'm watching the game.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: I've watched it while I'm watching the game, and like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: if it's like a crazy game, or if it's like
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: something like the playoffs or some ship.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Or jump over when something big happens because there's a delay,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you want to see the reaction.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: Baseball. I would never watch other people watch baseball. I
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: can barely watch baseball as it is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: This is not what I was hoping it was.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give up on it. Yeah, I don't
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: think it's going to become what I had hoped it would.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I thought it was either a putty or
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: a crack. I think it's do you want it? I
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: already had it. I think it's like crystallized pre comb.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: It does kind of have that texture of like pre comb.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bit of a pre comb hue to it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Someone prejaculating here, I think someone pre in here.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What's better than the fuck was pre ing in our
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: post Come post come. Yeah, just come post comes. I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: bet post comes a thing too.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, when you're like ninety, you come and then it
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: just keeps coming for like an hour.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You can't like screw it shut.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you gotta and like tighten it around your dick.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta cinch off your penis just post coming and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: then it'll go on for years or some guys. The
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: guy Fox last year, he's still just leaking like a slug,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: leaving a fucking post come trail behind him through the hallways.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: I think he was Nick COLETTI made a vine a
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: while ago of well, I guess it was a long
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: time ago of like an old dude coming and he
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: was like and then it panned down to his pants
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: and it was just a for breeze bottle spraying.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: It's respectable as hell, banger. You gotta get his ass
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: back in the fucking studio.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he's come yet. He was on the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: heavy retention.
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: He was on a retention back then. I forgot about that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Which isn't great for your sperm?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Is that so I was?
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: I was told that the retention group is much more
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: forgiving than the.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Than no fab I mean, did you see jeffney Do
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: posting that. Someone asked Jeff nay Do what his favorite
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: porn genre was, and he's like, I gave up porn
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: a year ago and now it disgusts me.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's always the people people that are like super
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: anti porn, addicted to porn.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm disgusted by a hot ass naked woman.
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's like a whole genre of dude now,
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: dudes that are like they don't watch porn, and if
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: they find out someone watches porn, they're like, you're fucked.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Where do I stand? This is me. I haven't given
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: up porn. I don't watch it very regularly, but when
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I do, I only watch one scene. Wat's the same
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: scene over and over.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that the other day. What do you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: mean you only have one's?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Really only one scene that I watch?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: It's a girl?
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: What's her name?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Genevieve? Joe Lee?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Familiar with the GJ or the old school g G
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: or JJ.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: Do you have it on tape?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You had to pop it into the VCR. I dust
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it off.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I got it on I downloaded it straight to my computer.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Downloading porn is crazy.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: It's it's like there's a download, but I like watching
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: it when I have no internet access, just in case
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I find myself on a long plane.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you count up your skills build a wall of
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: colored m and ms just because you got to squeeze
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: one out in the Delta lounge. He's just got a
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: flip book of the porn and he has to go
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: back and forth between what just happened? That just break? Yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: there should be.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: Ah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: They're building a Delta one lounge in l a X.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: It's going to be open in a couple of weeks. Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Have you been to the Delta one lounge? JFK. Now,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: you haven't been yet.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: I have only flown Delta like twice.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: You haven't lived, bro.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I ever go to a restaurant where you can order
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: stuff but you don't have to pay for it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: It's all free. No, I don't think so I have
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that there, except for I didn't go in the Delta entrance.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a big part of it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I should have. I didn't even put two and two
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: together that I could just skip.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, LAX's Delta one entrance is very hidden. It's
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: under the terminal. You have to go in, but once
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: you get in, you get your own security line really
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: and you get yeah, and then you go straight into
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: the lounge. It's awesome.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: That's pretty huge.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: It's so cool.
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: I'm flying first tomorrow to Rochester. Not a boy a
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: pretty penny.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: You know it did not cost like one hundred dollars
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: round trip. Yeah, there's no way that that's actually a nice.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: I'm coming home at fucking five in the morning on Sunday.
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you gotta get back, so I gotta be
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: back for drake Man's start.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Get the jersey on?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have it yet? Yeah? Are you serious?
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: I got it the day they drafted him.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta have Jones in a.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, same number too, so they often may get confused.
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: Sometimes I'll have sometimes I won't even know I'll have
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: the Jones on.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You'll put on the Jones by accident. Rip it off?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: What is this fuck? You start trying and fight your affection?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: The fuck? Are you?
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Some guys in my house you call the cops on yourself.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: The fucking house.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: So I would never be caught dead wearing that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Francis.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We're playing each other in Fantasy this week.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Are we?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: My team's falling off.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not gonna look good for you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: Guys said the most points in the league by twenty
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: five points this week.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to do anything. I don't know
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: nobody's advising me anymore. So I'm just in the woods
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: watching my get injured.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: What are you expecting people are gonna sit down with
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: you and be like, let's go through your roster.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I've got, you know, guys on the pop, guys
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: on the IR. I don't know who's coming back when
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I don't even know who's whether.
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: You gotta be googling, I need you want to fantasy
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: reddit everything?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: No, yes, well he he had, he has McCaffrey, So
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be a and half of the season. Guy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: When McCaffrey gets.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Back, when is Christian coming fun?
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: That's fun than you think that McCaffrey's coming back ever back?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: Both of his legs are broken in like eight hundred
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: different spots.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Chris's legs are broken.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: They're yello, Chrissy, Chris McCaffrey, chaos.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: His legs are broken, Chrissy mac Yeah, get out of
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: is tend and nights in both of his legs? Right?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the what tendon nights is.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: I think it's just when you like fuck up your tendons.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, well I had tend and nights on
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: my arm when what happened?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: You said, I did not use it for like a year.
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: Really, yeah, I've talked about this a thousand times, and
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: that's yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: I was doing pull ups and my arm exploded, swelled
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: up to there was an egg growing off the side
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: of my arm, and I went to the doctor a
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: thousand times.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: You're gonna hit him today. You are big time.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Wow, fifty, I don't know.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not really in the fifty range right now. Really,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: fifty or four.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Sets, you could have fooled me.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I've just been out of the game. I've been out
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: of the game, and I need a bar that is
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: far enough off the ground that I have to jump
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: to get it right.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Tyler and Owen are making roster moves as we speak so.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: That I don't have to bend my knees on the down.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: I'm getting notifications that Tyler and Owen are currently dropping
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: and picking up people.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: See, there you go, that's an advantage.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I lost my like a half a point to Nick
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: this past week. It's infuriating. I know. I saw.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: I looked at everyone's got everyone's matchups, because I, dude,
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: I've had a great fucking game, great week Yeah, twenty
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: five points.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they give out trophies for having a good
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: game week five.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm just saying, like the bounce back is happening.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: We'll see after this week. Once fellas beat your ass.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: Just picked up the bucks defense easy extra couple points.
• 35:49
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• 36:16
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• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Last night, I'm so good and the high is.
• 36:22
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• 36:28
  Speaker 3: like a sweet wind over a bank of violence.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: It feels like getting tucked in.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Uh. Can comes in a variety of different doses for
• 36:35
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• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I love Can. I gotta I got a sixer at
• 36:42
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• 36:44
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I mean what I say, So
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: head on to drink can dot com.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Dude, I was playing chess on the chess app. Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: and my nick my name on the chess app is
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: FLS sixteen and within one minute someone goes I'm playing
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: someone and they go you can message people on there,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: and the guy goes, Francis really, And I didn't respond
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: because it's like kind of embarrassing and personal. I think
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: that someone's ability and chess is a real like reflection
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: of intelligence.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: That the odds of that happening to you are like
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: one in a true like I get paired people from
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: like Kenya, from which.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: By the way, I care far more about beating people.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah you got the process, Yeah exactly.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: It feels patriotic.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: It's like the Olympics.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's also it's like the space race too, or it's
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like like trying to get the first bomb out or
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: something like. There's it's it shows our intelligence as a country.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: And I'm I'm okay at chess. I'm not great.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: And what are you ranked? You're like, you're like a thousand, right,
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: He's like.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: A I don't know what I am on the on
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: the regular I play the five minute games a lot now,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: and right now I'm like a four hundred something. Yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: but I don't I don't know what, Like that's not
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: very good. I don't know if it's the same scale
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: for the must happen at games.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: When we were in Denver, you were in the thousands.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: You were like twelve hundred.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: I think Matt was like nine hundred, and we were like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: Matt's the best.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: How's the ranking work?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: It's just points you get points for I'm like, I'm
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: like you, everyone starts at a thousand. So if you
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: just play someone who's just downloaded the app, they're not
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: and you know they're not settled with their score yet. Anyway,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the point is that, I, uh, this guy. Then after
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: a couple moves, he goes, let's see if that Harvard
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: degree actually worked?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Damn?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: And then I was what the fuck got? And I'm
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: not responding to him and I'm taking a little too
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: much time on a move and he goes slow poke
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: O man, and he was just burying me. But I, well,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I was beating him pretty easily, but I ran out
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: of time, so he beat you. But I was dominating
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: him in pieces.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: But you ran out time. It doesn't matter, correct.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if i'd had an extra minute, I would have.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: He was right, I was being too slow.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: That's crazy, dude.
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: I only have one person messaged me once, and it
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: was like some dude from like Uganda, and I just
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: downloaded the app and I made like my first two
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: moves and me and said, you are trash, and.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Then I have it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: I've played like one since then, dude.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: The most cocky thing I ever saw on the chess
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: app was that, within like two moves, someone offered me
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: a draw and I turned it down. I was like, well,
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: only our pawns are out, and he and then he
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: and then a move later he goes, you should have
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: taken the draw.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Oh no, and then he beat me and he.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Wrote ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: And then I wrote back, fuck you, you fucking piece
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: of ship. But by that time he'd exited out of
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: the game. And by the way, what I said was
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: actually way worse than what I feeling. I used words
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: that you're not supposed.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: To stay podcasts, well, that's just that's this chess culture.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: It's the kind of stuff that Trump would say on
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and podcast.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: Some nasty do you think we're closer to get Andrew
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: closer to getting Andrew Schultz on our podcast or Donald
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: Trump Trump? Do you think we have a better chance
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: of getting Trump than Schultz?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Well, when was the last time Trump was? Trump did Portnoy? Yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Schultz did KFC.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: True.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: So it's like basically we're right in between the two
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of them, Two Roads Divers and yellow.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: Wool could Really it's really a coin toss. Let's reach
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: out to both see what happens.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Well, we I think we're also pretty close to having
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Mama alone. Really well, I mean she was on call
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: her Dad. She was on daddy. Yeah she was.
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she was slotting it out on call Daddy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Call her Daddy. You didn't know this, No, that's cool.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Mama did Daddy fucking It's pretty crazy.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: How like, Uh, it's cool that they're doing podcasts. I
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: think that it's cool that both of the candidates are doing.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Trump also, did uh I heard Trump Sapiro? Oh? Really,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro. That's ood.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Well, that's just making the rounds.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: The Rogan won't have anyone on huh, the actual presidential candidates.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think he wants to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: have Trump on Trump said some nasty stuff about him.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think Trump hates him?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: What yeah?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Why because I think he mildly criticized him one time. Huh.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You think that they'd be in lockstep.
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: And then they like they like some news network like
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: clipped something together of it making look like Trump or
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: Rogan endorsed Kamala.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably ms d n C.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: I think it was.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: And then I think Rogan threatened to sue them and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: then they deleted it. That was a new one. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: heard him using ms d n C. It's pretty good,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: damn good.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: What's ms DNC.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It's like usually MSNBC. But oh yeah, yeah, I don't
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: want to have to make you drink on that one,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: but that one just trying to lead you to water
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: on that dude. I had a sick, fucking Brooklyn night
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: two nights ago. I went to a place called the
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Boston Nova. Have you ever been to that club?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: You know, you know, way you're way cooler than I.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all, But I went to some
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: fucking club on Monday night, damn, and it was like
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: being dropped into a movie from like the late seventies.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: It was just like dudes were walking around the club
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: with their skateboards. I'd never see we had skateboards in
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: the club, and it was like people with like leather
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: jackets and like white guys with perms and shiit like that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: That was like when I did Adam Friedland's show. Remember
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: you came to that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, everyone in the crowd just had a skateboard in
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: their laugh. I was like, I was like, this is
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: not gonna go well for me.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Keep telling more of that story.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: It was sick.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: That actually is a funny story that me and Ron
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: did together.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: You guys both did that show.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: We were there together. I did five. I did it
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: tight five. They were like, you're fucking great. Do you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: want to spot a permanent spot of funny moms? I said, no,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I can't. Doesn't fit my schedule. But it was like
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: at this club, like people were dancing the way that
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you see them dancing it like uh in like seventies
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: music video where everybody's just like alone, like kind of
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: like dancing to themselves, hitting some sick moves.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: Like when you go to the club in GTA.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It was exactly like that, just everybody like hitting like underwater,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: like doing the swim and shit like that. But it
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: started off like I knew I was gonna have a nice,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: fun night bouncing around. And I went to a friend's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: apartment in Brooklyn, in Bushwick, and he is living the
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: most Brooklyn lifestyle possible. He's paying two hundred dollars rent
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a month in rent to stay with his friend who's
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: a gay dude. He is not gay, and he's sharing
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: a bed with this gay dude. I went over to
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: his house. He was like, I don't think he's a gay.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Well he's paying I think he is. Well, then he's paying.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: To he's paying to sleep in the gay dude's bed. Yes,
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: he's paying to sleep in the game.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Literally a gay dude.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: And he's having a gay prostitute. Yeah, he's living with
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: a gay prostitute.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: But if this guy's a gay prostitute, he's paying to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: be the prostitute. My friend is paying to be a
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: gay prostituted.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: No, I think your friend is paying for a prostitute
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: and then the prostitute. It's like, you can just crash here,
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: It's fine, yeah, I guess yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And we went to their apartment and he was like,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you guys have to go like right into this room.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: We went into the room. There was nobody in the
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: living room, but we had to be like really quiet
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom where he sleeps with this other getting
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I have Friangelico. He bore us
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: fucking shots of a nutty liqueur. One of the other
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: dudes I was with was like, can I use the bathroom?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, but are other roommates in there.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: And he has cerebral palsy, so to thing just a
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: cerebe gay too. I don't know, he's got gay palsy.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: He's got gay paulsy. You got ballsy. I couldn't believe
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: it that he said that there's another roommate with cerebral policy.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you weren't just like, guys, I have two
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars. Can we just all live here for the
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: night with full privileges.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: There was no one else, like, uh yeah, there there
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: was no one else. The gay roommate wasn't there. There's
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: nobody in the living room. There's Kobe's thoughts in the living.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: Rooms there he's probably fucking with the polsy with the
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: cerebral palsy roommate.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking believe it, and then we got into
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the nitty gritty of Uh. I was like, what are
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you so, what have you been up to? No? No,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: not at all. I was like, what have you been
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: up to? And he's like the blow that night.
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: You don't end up at a gay prostitutes house house
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: with this cerebral palsy roommate unless you're doing a lot
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: of drugs.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: It's like you were doing fucking ketymine all night or some.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Shit bro ken. He's not even a drug anymore. You
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: get it off Instagram.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Shout out to hymns, Shout out to hims.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Uh. The dude runs the dog mayor elections in New York.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: He runs the dog mayor elections in New York.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: So he's unemployed.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: No, he has a real job. He was showing me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say his real job, but he has
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: a real job.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: What's his real job?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: He like does like Uh he works in like for
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: he works for hospitals. Yeah, he does like media with hospitals. Uh.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: He runs the he runs the socials at a hospital.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: I gotta get that job.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: He would be great at it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Another death today, r I P.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Days without a death zero.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Don't forget your flu shot.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Just a bunch of syringe emojis.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: If you cerebral palsy, do not do cocaine. It will
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: exacerbate your symptoms.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: He said that the that the the Dog Mayor election,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: someone tried to rig it this year. He was like
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: he's usually be doing to stop the Steel campaign. They
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: have to redo the Dog Mayor election and put it
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: behind like a private paywall because like it was too
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: close and they legitimately think that the Dog Mayor election
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: is being fucking robbed. It was the most It was
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the most Brooklyn night that I've ever had in my life.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: What made you go out like partying that night on
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: a Monday.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's scary. I like it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: That's scary to me.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: A friend, another friend was a mutual friend, was in town.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: I see, I see, and your friend really like fucking
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: weird tonight.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Dogs that have executive positions, as well as what time
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: you get home, drugs and disabled people on the teams bruh.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: On Monday, out of your mind drinking day.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I used to go out. Those were the nights to
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: go out Monday, Tuesdays, Tuesdays because that was industry night
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: or something like that. If you ever go to Europe
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: or something like that, and you may come into a
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: phase where you're doing this sort of thing. It's obviously past,
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: we're past that. But if you go to Scandinavia and
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: you're in say Oslo or Stockholm or Helsinki UH four
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: or Copenhagen, even.
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: Okay, Malmo, perhaps yeah, See if you're in one of
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: these places for the weekend and you stay through Sunday, Sunday.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Night is the night to go out, okay, because it's
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: when all the waiters and bartenders and all the off
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: they have Monday off and they go out that night
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: and they won't really fun and they want to party.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: All the waiters though, the best waiters though, the good ones,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the good ones, the good hot ones. Because the good
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: hot ones work the weekends.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: Work Monday night, that's right.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: That was always book Monday night.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: I used to only go out on Monday. I would
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: go on Monday through Wednesday.
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: That was my thing because I would go on the
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: road on the weekends and my and then all my
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: I would hang on with my friends Monday through Wednesday
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: and blackout Monday night.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: It's a tough night to get fucked up. That scares
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: you for the rest.
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: I used to get blacked out on Sunday.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Sundays are fun to get fucked up on during the day.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get stop drinking early.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go to bed early. Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I hate day drinking. Day drinking is the worst. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: used to not be a big fan of it. It
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: was just like or just like make me tired. I
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: would just get like sick. You'd either have to like
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: power through and create the worst tomorrow for yourself or it's.
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: Either go to bed at fucking five pm or blackout
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: and stay up until five am.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: It was nasty, but I'll do it from time to time. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you'll double might do a little day drinking on Saturday.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: But this wasn't even a really drinking Saturday. My boy
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Mike's gonna be in town. Hit which one best man? Uh?
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: No?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Wargo Warrego are you yeah? Are you?
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: We're gonna go pick up some orders.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Wargo's parents actually just got a spot in Key Largo. Really,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Margo and Key Largo, Argo and Largo. That's fucking different, bro.
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: I'm I learned some vodka worders. Yeah, I'll just do
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: a vodka worder. But that's I don't think that's water.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Basically, my fair lady nailed that accent. How do you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: say water? Water? I say water. My sister didn't used
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to have like a Philly accent. Then she moved to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: d C.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: She's hamming it up now and she like.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Turned it turned it up. Yeah, she landed. What you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: want to do is go down ninety five.
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: When Kamala goes to Atlanta, she turns into an N
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: square B square for sure. Have you have you ever
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: seen the compilations of her like changing her voice in
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: different cities.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, it's crazy, it's pretty bad ass. And
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: then in Pittsburgh she talks like a yinzer. Yeah, it's amazing.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But my nose is so stuffed. I don't know how
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: this happened.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Season.
• 51:13
  Speaker 9: I dropped yesterday gasping for air, could not catch my breath.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: I thought I was dying.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to start using the breathe rights. Those
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: are changing my life. And then I started using Afron,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know the affron. People get addicted to afron.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: After fifteen days.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Barghassi's dad talks about Bargassi has a joke about his
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: dad being addicted to affron.
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: Really funny, Wait, what's affron?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a miracle drug like vis It's like
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a nasal spray.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, No, that shit's super addicting.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: The amount of how well I breathed last night while
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I was sleeping is the best I've breathed, probably since
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I was like twelve years old. Yeah, it was amazing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: My manager was addicted to it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: He told me was charging the mouth tape. Yeah, and
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I did not like. What was first part of it
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: was peeling the duct tape off gets stuck to your hair.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I was going, yeah, because I did the full wrap.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I did the full rap and it got stuck.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: To my hair. It's brutal because you have to under
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: your hands first, under your wrist.
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: Because I usually like to tape up full body so
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: that I don't like, I don't accidentally like rip it
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: off in the middle of the night.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, instinctually. Yeah, well, that's why I like to chain
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: myself to a chair while I'm doing it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I was lucky that there was a loose nail on
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: the bed that I was able to fucking.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I still have my shoes on, so I did the
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: thing where you tied together and saw it through it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, running down a long dark road,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: barefoot looking over your shoulder is not worth the breathing
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: that I benefited.
• 52:57
  Speaker 9: We should do a sketch where it's a dude, you know,
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: like the you know, like when like a serial killer
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: killed someone and they lay them on their stomach and
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: they tie their feet and their hands together.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: You have and you have the duct.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: Tape over your mouth and someone comes in and they
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: and they cut you up, you cut you off, and you're.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, what the was in the I was like
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: in the middle of it. I was in a full revcycle,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. And then that should just be it.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's good, that's funny verbal sketch.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: The fuck came? How did you just hit yourself on the.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Couch freaking out? I had all that candy. It's making
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: me real weird.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Those are edibles. Yeah, you'd be able to handle it
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: right now. Those were crack edibles.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I can ever handle edibles.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: That was like your whole thing.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Guys, I'm going to Hawaii next week.
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: I've heard.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so freaking jealous.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of stoked about it. Four point boys and
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Trent Clown Me and Trent are gonna go dessert heavy.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: Japan.
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: What do you What kind of desserts do they have
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: in Japan or not Japan? In uh Hawaii? How dare
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: you Japan?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Wipe them off the mat?
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: They're close though.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you tell that someone who survived Pearl Harbor.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one guy.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: What kind of deserts they got in Hawaii?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Make a TikTok, Make a comprehensive TikTok about your desserts.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: That would be such a fun TikTok, and maybe narrate
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: everyone through it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: Run do not walk to this bakery in Hawaii? Say
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: Hawaii in the when every time you're narrating it, and
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: see if people get pissed.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Or what about Hawaii?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Hawaii?
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Hawaii?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: That's why the Howley's Guide to you they don't like
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: uh and refer to it as being in the upper two.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I like to do, dude.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: I watched this is everyone calls when people are living
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: like Hawaii or Alaska. They refer to where we are
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: as the lower the lower forty eight.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: That's funny, so refer to.
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: It as the upper two. That's what I do.
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: I was doing that to my buddy bow and he
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: was pissed because he got He kept on referring to
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: this is the lower forty eight when he got back
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: from Alaska, and I was like, dude, you were in
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: Alaska for like two months, so back in like you
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: don't know where the fuck?
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: Like this is America?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Where are we in the contigs right now? You guys
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the contigs over?
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Like he would be like, he'd be like, this is
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: probably the best fishing in the lower forty eight. Dude,
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: fuck off?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Well, why he's not even like I.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Could call it the upper is ridiculous.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: It's it's the outer, the outer, the outer.
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: Just call it the upper two. Call the upper two.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: When your TikTok see what happens?
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to do the road? Yeah?
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: Maybe I'll just make TikTok send me the footage and
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: I'll make my own. Okay, I got some ideas.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Why don't you both make it and I'll post it
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: on the bartool main page. Have a little competition, see
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: who does better with the same we're all footage.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's do that idea. Send me some stock footage.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: I'll just use stock footage online. I'll download some getty
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: footage of just.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Some mahi brother fish that you're about to have. Oh mahi,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: where are you going to be?
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The islands that are more in the.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: North of Hawaii, of the northern too, Yeah, the northern, the.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Upper the upper deckers.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: What uh that's not MAUI is it?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't think so let me look. Hold on,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: The people of Hawaii don't like when you when you
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: refer when you talk about when you make fun of
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: the locals. Just a heads up.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Because your own stolen land. Yeah, exactly what we need
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: is a forty nine state solution.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Hawaii, Hawaii of America. Yeah, get rid of it.
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: And didn't Russia used to have Alaska? Probably I think
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: they did. I mean, it doesn't make sense for us
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: to have it. Canada should have have Alaska.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make a lick of sense. Francis, that's also ours, Francis,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Alaska used to be owned by Russia.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Think so, I don't think so.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: That's like Canada having Florida, I know it? Is it
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: genuinely is?
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Or like Texas that's also us. Yeah, we actually have
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: that too.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: We're going to la who do you know where that is?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Who that sounds like a fucking character from Beauty and
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the Beast. Wasn't that the candlestick from Beauty the Beast? Yeah?
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: Russia owned Alaska until eighteen sixty seven, and then they sold
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: it to the US.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Oh did they?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Get bossed up on I'm glad. I didn't you know
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: what I did there?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: That was so good that I don't know. I don't
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't know. I don't think so. Which,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: uh is me playing it safe? I'm hedging my.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: You're playing it safe. I get that. I respect that.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: After that, after that nasty chess player was mean to you,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I understand it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to fall back into more of like a
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: safe commentary position.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Kaloa, we jump out the window too much on this show.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Kaloa and stuff though, Why.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: We're going to Khai.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: That's the basketball player. Kolo is the stuff you put
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: in your coffee to get fucked up.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Oh that's Kolua right. Kawhi, So this is bro.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Why are you just like Belichick right now?
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Kawhi? Is it the farthest north Well, it's
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: just about the farthest north island.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I hate what I'm seeing in your legs right now.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: This is actually been the most offended I've ever been.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It is a look, dude, I'm about to get you canceled.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: You don't look great, dude, this is a great look. No,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: it's Belichick. It's like a Belichick chick sun. Yeah, it's
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: like Belichick's yoga instructor son. This is how people are
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: wearing their pants these days. Who they're calling it? Uncle Drew,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: the homeless guys who's like penis is falling out of
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: the fucking top of the Uncle drewan.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lebron used to warm up with pants like that
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: for a while. Yeah, you got that from me. You
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: see Lebron fishing and mounted about having to go to Milwaukee.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It's a nasty place.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: You should see. You don't even know that I should
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: be doing.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I do know that. What are you talking about? I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: saw the Milwaukee Bucks just tweeted about it. They tweeted
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: up Patriot to tweeted back Ron. So how would I
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: know that? If I didn't know.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: You just didn't comment on why to bring it up?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Good to hear some frustration.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: Finally, why am I the first one to bring it up?
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: That's a topical thing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: You got to be hammering that from the gates.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Because I can't hold your hand and explain everything to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: you when you're like, what's that? Who is Lebron James
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the hockey player? Oh? I saw him on social media?
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: You you loved getting this one off?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: What this was?
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: How the podcast started making me look out to be
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: a fucking moron?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you knew the whole time, right like you claimed?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Now like, oh, I knew the whole time. Yes, I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: knew who Wayne Retzky was. I was actually in on
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: the joke Wayne. Watch the clip back. There wasn't enough.
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: I literally met Wayne Clacid. We've been over this, Yeah,
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: I'm I met Wayne Gretzky in Lake Placid.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: In fourth grade.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You thought like a tour guide game tournament? As me,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Why is everyone like taking pictures with the tour guide now?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: I walked by, and me and my dad and my
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: friends and their dads, we were like, that was Wayne.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Your dad looks like Wayne Gretzky, low key, not even
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit he does.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Would you guys be excited to meet Wayne Gretzky today? Yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: but not as excited.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Like David or or Biz or Biz Bis and wit
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Biz is the real star of the show.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: True. What about Michael Jordan, Yeah, still still super pope.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: That would be unreal, dude, I'm just finishing the last dance.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 9: Obviously I would be pumped to meet Michael Jordan right now.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you started it during COVID.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: Now I just started it like a month, been long
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: playing at the entire There was.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: The time in my life where if I had met
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan, I would have fainted. Yeah, I really think so.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I don't know if anyone would
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: make me that excited. Now, maybe Drake May, maybe Jacobe Brissett.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Who would make you nervous to say to say words to?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Um?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: Travis Kelsey really because he's pretty famous.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Travis Scott, Travis Scott, tra Uh, Travis Mastrana Anny Travis
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: is the most intimidating name.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: You'd you're asking me who would be my goat? Who's
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: my number one?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I was my goat. It still
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: elicits that like boyhood butterflies of this.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Person is when I was a kid, my my uncle
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: was the face and uh he was like basically the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: face surgeon of the Bulls And this was right after
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Michael George is probably nineteen ninety nine, two thousand a round.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Then you were like a twinkle. Your parents were starting
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: to get romantic with each other at the time, and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: they he told me before a Bulls game, he was like,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: dressed really nice. I'm not going to tell you why.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: And so I wore a nice red sweatter some khakis,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: and during a time I'm out, he started to bring
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: me down. And it was while people were doing half
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: court shots. I thought he was about to bring me
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: on to the court, and I was like, why the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: funk would they tell me to wear these shoes if
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do half court shots? But really, he
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: brought me back, and he brought me into the fucking
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: locker room, and we looked at Tyson Chandler's locker and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Eddie Curry's locker, and then he brought us into the
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: hallway and fucking Michael Jordan just fucking walked down the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hallway and just like a hush fell over the entire hallway,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: just walked right past close to me and you right now,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: they didn't say a word to him. But I was
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: a little boy, and I could not believe how fucking
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: exciting it was to just be in the same hallways
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: as Michael Jordan. That's pretty sick. It was exciting. I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: was excited at the time. Then I also Matt Damon.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Matt Damon would have been high on my list. Matt
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Damien would be a good one when I was in
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the Boston guys don't really do it for me anymore
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: because I expect to see them at some point onlike
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: because They'll be doing like three.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Something show here and I'll see them.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, didn't they do Plan Bree Casey case Matt
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Damson did and they did PMT What Yeah, when like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: Oh really yeah.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: They did playing Brie. Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: Like if Tom Brady walked through the office, I would
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: be like, oh, that makes sense, he's here to see Dave.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like if he's here to do chicks Holmes
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: walk through the.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: Office that's on site, I'm killing him.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: For the Patriots, for the Patriots, I mean, or or
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: for just every other team in the NFL. I bet
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: that we collectively would pay your bail to win the
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl again. Yeah yeah, Well for she Rice being
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: hurt hurts them worthy is probably better. They're way different
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: styles of receiver. Broll so good. Yeah, but one's like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a slot or ones like a speed option who stretches
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: the defense. The other one is like a possession guy.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, Xavi, you're worthy multiple.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Tools, better than a couple, better than she Rice. I mean, dude,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: he's so fast, better than she Rice.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: He will be exposed, he will be apps exposed, absolutely
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: be better than right exposed.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: He's a merchant.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: I like I like a lot of those guys.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: See you know ball. See I can tell by you
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: saying that that you know ball. You know what the
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: you're talking about ball?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: I love you talking about a man who picked Justin
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: Tucker first round it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I like to have Devin eight eight.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Chan see ball Knower. He's not just list of the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: most obvious players like.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Him Xavier Worth.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: He's not an obvious player.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Chris Godwin first round pick? What are you talking about?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: Was he a first round pick? I don't think he was?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, he was.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Didn't the Bills trade He was the last pick in
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: the first round.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Interesting, you guys keep talking ball. I'm gonna play
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: with the car.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I walked past Matt or Matt David walked past me
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: in the hallway and the same hush, the same hush
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: fell on the hallway.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Leonardo, Leonardo DiCaprio would probably be my my most nervous,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: like seeing him in public.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, Oh my god, I would just want
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: to smell his dick.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: I'd want to smell that dick.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I would have to smell his dick, you know, just
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: reeks of pussy, Oh my god, but sweet pineapplely pussy.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, healthy pussy. His dick's just got the right pH.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Levels, the right micro biomone. Yeah, no type of yeast infection, no, nothing,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: probably shines. It's probably glossy. It's like the top of
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the Chrysler building. Yeah, he's got a glossy penis, like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the handle of an electric toothbrush.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: I forgot that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: Francis was like at a at that Diddy party with
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: him recently.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Do you think I bet you he had a freak off.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: No, Leo, I think I went to a freak off
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: with him. Actually that's a Francis story.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I actually weyobo freak.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: Off with Leonardo DiCaprio. Have I told you? Have I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: not told you guys?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: The story It was bring your own baby bye Bo Francis.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Would you've gone to a freak off if you got invited? Yeah.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: That's the thing is everyone keeps calling.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 9: Off these celebs like dude, they were at this Persson
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: went to the Diddy party.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: In two thousand and seven. If P Diddy had invited
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: me to a party at his house.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then he was like stay for the post
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: for the post session, I would have been like, stay
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: for the freak off.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything that could happen here that
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: would make me leave. But then when they maybe there started,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: if they started killing people.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then when yeah, when they start killing people
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 9: and they start bringing out the kids.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: You know, if people, if they if people were killing people,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: that you would like it would be your chance to
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: step up and like prove your worth. Those parties must
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: have been fine, like a bunch of kids holding onto
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: like a toddler's holding onto a rope to stay together.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: I'd be like, Michael, you are killing people.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: It'd be like what's the guy from super Bad?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah, when they start to the party in the room,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: he's like, Okay, these eighes, you're that kills people, right.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: You're playing like harder than you ever have. You're sweating
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: like fucking Stevie Wonder.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: You're singing an original.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I went to harbor. His shirt is barmber.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: Doing the ski Lift song, which oh yeah, speak school kids.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: How do you know all this about about you?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: No, I meant the ski Lift song about going to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: tell your ide and getting pulled over.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, ye.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yah yeah yeah yeah right right right right, right right,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: yeah classic.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: There's already like multiple documentaries about P Diddy.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I know. Do you see that he applied for fifty
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: million dollars bond today and it was denied. It was
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: his third appeal, and they were like, we're gonna make
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: sure no women are allowed at his house and he's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: going to do weekly drug tests.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: Bro, he's probably got women in the house all that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 9: they didn't find. It's like, why would he Why does
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: he need like a fucking hidden room.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Or it's like just Meek Mill come over. Yeah, true,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: why does any women up? Does it need women or drugs?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You just need some over the counter fucking lubricants.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's gonna be like fine bussy only.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: It's like lent for him. Yeah, alright, just bussy for
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: me for forty days. I can live off that giving
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: up fifty mil.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: You think he's fucked since he's been in prison. No, now,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: you don't think he's busted once.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I think they probably offered him like the hottest the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: hottest dudes they've got, like the hottest lady boys, like
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: female presenting inmates. I used to watch fucking lock Up
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: and Lock Up Raw so much on the weekends. I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: like get fucking stoned at like two am. Watched Lock
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Up Raw for like three hour straights.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: The one where they they're all out milling around in
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: the middle and then fights happened, but it's always around
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: a corner in a cell.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: It's an amazing reality show about prisons and it's that
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: exact shit. And then they'll just film like like forty
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: five like lady boy presenting like guys presenting his women
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: who are just like wearing lipstick, wearing makeup, and it's
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: like these guys will get out in like five years
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: and go back to their families after just sucking dick
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: in prison, and like but trying to seduce people they're
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: not even sucking dick against their will is their way
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: of having a spot in the prison. Ecosystem.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: You gotta do what it takes man to survive. I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: learned anything from the Night of It's that you gotta
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: get a neck tattoo.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you gotta get you got a certain smoking crack
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: and then somehow gain muscle. Yeah, that show didn't make sense.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: Add that was like a huge plot hole for me
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: was the fact that he got addicted to crack and
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 9: then like put on thirty pounds a ton.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: He was doing tons of pull ups and lifting.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: And but he was smoking crack. Mm hmm, Well he
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: didn't lose.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Any weight from smoking crack.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I think you are only thinking of a certain type
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: of crackhead.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one that's in prison and is doing crack.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there are other crackheads that become motivated, focused exactly.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: It's what they needed.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: To get them on the straight and air.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Crack is a different effect on everybody.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: It's like alcohol.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: I'll be honest, I didn't like that show.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: I remember you saying that I liked the lawyer.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's cool, he's a good actor.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: He's very good.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch A Better Call Saw?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I watched the first two seasons.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: People Glaze, that show of that show.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: It's like universally beloved as one of the top television
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: dramas of all time.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: I've been getting back into like old reality TV shows
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: like h but like not like the dumb ones. Like
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: I've been watching a lot of river monsters and a
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: lot of storm chasers.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Are you sure those aren't the dumb ones?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: Those are the good ones. Yeah, that's like good reality
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: to the river monsters. You never seen river.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Monsters dead lest catch ruled too.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: Dedle's catch was a banger. You never saw river monsters.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: Was this like I don't know if he was like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: Australian or what, but he would just go to like
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: these rivers and catch these like fucking mutant fish that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: you could.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Not imagine, and like the Amazon, you go everywhere. You know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: What I saw that came across my feet is long
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: casting or like ultra long casting with fly rods.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, with spin rods.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this guy throws a lore fucking three hundred.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: Is it the ones where the where they flow in
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: the dark, where they spin it around.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: No, he but it's it's resting on the ground and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: he whips it so hard and it spins out for yeah,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: like eight or nine seconds.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've seen those, but I've all seen ones where
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: they where they have like a weight on the bottom
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: and they're throwing out like live bait, and they take
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: it and they spin it so that the point that
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: it's just like and then they just release it and
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: it launches like ten miles.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro, You need to go fishing in Prospect Park.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I looked at that, but do they have it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: There's fishing. There's tons of no fishing signs in English
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: and in Spanish, and the stockiest Spanish speaking bros are
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: walking with like five rods. They do not give a
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: You're not at to fish in Prospect Park. You're not
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: supposed to, but it's on fish bread. It's so accessible
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: because first off, nobody's stopping you. That's probably why it
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: comes up. There's no one regulating. But the water, like
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: the water is so calm and you can walk right
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: up to it, like it never goes up or down,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: like it's just.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: It's also But isn't it like insane? Isn't there a
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: ton of like.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, algae, moss and ship yeah, alge crumpler. Yeah, well
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: see balloer. That's why you're dressed doesn't. And at Lanta
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Falcon today, I see a little bit of red on.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: The trim of your GYMD.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: That's Falcon's core.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 7: Dude, I don't know that we are we sponsored by
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: on X? Is that a new thing?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I'm I use on X all the time? What is
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: on X?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 9: It's like it's an app that shows you, like what's
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: public and what's private land for it's for it's for hunting,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 9: but I use it for fishing.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Are we sponsored by them?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: I guess yeah, it's amazing. I pay for it what
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: it's not cheap? So I'm still doing the free hit
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: me with those codes.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, blessed with the codes. I need to do it
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: for my First Amendment audits. Now find out what's bank
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: property and what's real.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: It's a great app.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: What's public property? Is the police station parking lot? Is
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: that public property? Or is that city property? I don't know?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Or is it private property?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: That's what you gotta get on X.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: I can't remember the last time I was walking through
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: I was cutting through a police station parking lot.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I would just do it so I could film inside
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: their cars and then when they come up to me
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: and say, why are you filming inside the cars. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: would say, it's public land anything, what piece of this car?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: They stay hit them with that all the time.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: I'm your Have you seen those videos recently people are
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: doing where they go up to like they go up
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: to a cop and they just go, what's your name
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: and badge number? Yes, and they say it and they
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: go good boy. I'm like, damn, dude, that's so.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Mean people are. They'll be like, you're my servant.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're my servant.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: You're dismissed. And I mean, technically they are public servants
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: and technically they do work for the public, so you are.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: But it's the same people that are doing that.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Think about this.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I can see you doing. I want to do it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I don't have to do something like that. I don't
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: have the ball, the fucking ray bands glasses on. I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: respect the pig. I respect our boys in blue too much.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: Ting that Rome would do like walking home by himself,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 9: no last film himself walking up to a cop and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 9: be like, you're my fucking public servant, bitch.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I respect them too much, but I would fuck with
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: people privately.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: We've maligned some pretty important jobs over the last couple
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: of years, which.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Ones well cop.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: You know, I believe that the sort of dream of
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: growing up to be a police officer, which once was
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: something that you know, young kids dreamed of viewing, has faded.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: It's no longer as as are you sure?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: Are you sure kids don't still want to be cops,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: because I feel like like little kids probably still.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Want's put it this way, maybe they do, but by
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: the time they're teenagers, they won't. They're not.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Imagine the Cops and Robbers games in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Oh yeah,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: it's probably.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: They don't play cops and robbers. They play cops and victims. Yeah,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: cops and and uh looters, who are you know, unfortunately
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: caught in the crossfire.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: The looters just like looting easy banks, just looting a
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: playpen kitchen. But what else? What other? What other professions are.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: Firefighters are still respected, Teachers are not respected. Teachers are
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: not respected.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: I would almost argue like it feels like doctors are
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: becoming less respected. Really, medical malpractice suits seem to be
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: really frequent.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Insurances people we'd scam.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Everything is like I don't want to go to the doctor,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: they'd rip you off all that.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Or you could be like I heard on a podcast
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: that you're actually wrong about this advice.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly doctors, you know, so I can't help, but wonder
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: if there won't be a drain of people applying for
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: those jobs, and if at some point we might be like, wow,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: we've run out.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Of well because everybody's gonna want to fight extream doctors.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then soon I'm sure firemental go.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Really mm hm.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: Firefighters are kind of badass.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: They are the one true universally recognized heroes. As far
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: as I can tell, there hasn't been a case yet
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: where like an entire firehouse was found out to be
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: light or something lighting schools on fire.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they do that in towns for nothing happens.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Though, or they did it in Gangs of New York.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah do you are you still never watch this? I've
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: never seen it? Are You're fucking sleep bro?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Challenge?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: Except I'm kind of just banging through Silicon Valley right now.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, you need to you need to change it
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: up through it. I'll try.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: Nobody wants less.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Just watch the prestige. Watch Gangs of New York. I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: just haven't been on a big movie kick lately. But
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: you get the whole experience of being able to talk
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: about something without having to do the forty hours it's
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: going to take you to get through Silicon Valley. I'm
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: almost done. All right, Well what's up next? For what's
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: up next?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: Then whatever comes up next. I don't choose, the qu chooses. Yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 9: the qu chooses what's next. I just ride that wave forever.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Watching the Traders on uh Peacock.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, classic love Peacock, my favorite streaming platform.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we watched that.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: Can't wait to watch the Christmas games on there this year.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Christmas games are not going to be this year, you
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: fucking idiot. You know no ball Christmas games aren't gonna
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: be this year. They're not having Christmas this year, you idiot.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I thought they were on Netflix.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 9: There's too much babbling, a bunch of execs, a bunch
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: of higher ups.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: Don't worry about it.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: They're they're meeting with Jack mac.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: Are they there is there no Christmas games this year.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Christmas has been canceled according to who fucking Santa Claus
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: bro I'm getting so distracted about this, fucking You're gonna
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: poke your head out.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: Francis Francis, easy, easy.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Thank you, m h. Who was it?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: I mean names salespeople do not stop yapping sales. That
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: whole job is just yapping. Wake up, yeap, go to bed.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: It counts, March, going out to cocktails.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: Going into cocktails, all those. If you're a salesperson, you
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: have a severe substance problem. Oh you've got every night
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: you're just going out mingling with clients.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: You're just doing Kratum and trying to convince yourself that
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: it's not an opioid.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: Right into the Yo Kradum Palace to.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: They said, the one kind of the one kind of
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: krative is an opioid. There's like one kind that they
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: came from France, and it like is one.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: Well, I remember when KB started taking creatum. He took
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 7: like a shit ton of it, and then he went
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: into the Kreatim website and there was dudes that were like,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: I was addicted to heroin for ten years. This is
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: stronger than anything I've ever done.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: People are like, it's making my hair fall out. Yeah,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: half of my hair is falling out.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 9: But you can get it at like a gas station, Yeah,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: and just pick up some Karatim, slam it drive.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: And I think they're calling it crazy shit too. They're
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: like calling it like jet fuel and it's just in
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: like a bag, Like.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 7: It's like spice, Remember spice?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's bad.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 9: Did we had like a whole like course in health,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: like a whole like like timeline where we just learned
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 9: about spice. In my entire childhood, I assumed that spice
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: with like K two was going to be a much
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: bigger issue in my life, and I've never once encountered it.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Well, you know why it's gone away is because weed
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: is now fine, it's legal. Yeah, because the reason spice
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: came up was because people needed to smoke weed that
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: didn't show up.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: On drug tests outside of the family court. In Philly,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: there's like this skating park and it's it's all skateboarders
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and people waiting outside family court to fucking smoke spice.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: And they're all doing it because you can't. It's like,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: if you're drug testing in a family court you want
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: to have custody or some shit like that, you can't
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: be on actual weed. So people are just getting fried
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: off of spice outside of the family court.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: Or do you even buys Like where would I go
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: pick up some spice today?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: You could? You used to be able to buy a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: like a like a long store, yeah, or like smoke
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: shops before they could just sell weed in this shop.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 9: So now I'd have to go and I'd be like,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 9: I get some spice, and they'd have to like they'd
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: be like dusting off fucking boxes.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: When I mean I smoked like synthetic weed, which I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: guess is spice. It didn't do ship though it was terrible.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: You didn't get blazed.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 7: I thought it like made you like eat people.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: No, it made you. It made me tired. Yeah, but
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: it was like but they try to make it look
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: like weed, like they would just put like sticks in
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: like stems, but it was like synthetic stick. It was
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: like stupidest ship. It looked like dryer lint. Yeah, disgusting.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: We should do a spice episode. Yeah, get high as
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: fuck on spice, drink natty ices and fucking smoke spice.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Ice Spice episode past the K two.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: I'm looking to get melted.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: What does it do?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: It really can hurt people? Why? I think it's just
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: like people go into a coma. I remember seeing cautionary
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: ads about it or something like that. What happens worst
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: case scenario with spice?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Ask grown, he's the he's the fucking expert. I don't know.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I think maybe some people just start acting crazy. I mean,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: they put weird chemicals in it, and there's no regulation.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Isn't it that the kids don't wake up or something
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: like that, they go into a coma. I don't know.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: I thought I remember thinking of carbon monoxide.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: No, I just got some good ass deja vous. Did
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: we talk about this?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: We probably did. Should we wrap this up?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's let's wrap this up.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: I gotta go home.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta spots, you gotta watch way more.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: All right, I love that here, he looked at his
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: I gotta go home.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: Well, because I figured out I realized I don't have
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: that much time. I gotta I have to eat food
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: and decompress.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be in Rochester tomorrow or today.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 9: Hey, if anyone that listens to this podcast lives in Rochester,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 9: please come to the shows.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Please. We need this as a show.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: I need this so bad.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: This self esteem will be low next week if SAS
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: does not have a good weekend. The room is so big,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: and there are so many tickets, and there's so few
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: people in Rochester.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 9: Genuinely, I think if the entire city of Rochester came
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 9: to these shows, they still wouldn't.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Be sold out.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: So please come, I'm looking for it's like one hundred
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: people a show. I'm fine with that.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I take that.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 9: So if you're going, contact a hundred of your closest friends,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: bring them along with you.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I hope to see you. Guys. There a lot of
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: new material working on a lot of news stuff. They're
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: saying you're the new materials killer. There's a lot of
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: people are talking about the new material. They're saying it's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: a killer.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: They're saying it's a killer.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: They said, you have a crazy Kamma impression.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: Don't even get me started.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Give us a little bit of it. That is that's it,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: that's her. That is it? Yeah, you laughing? Kamla his bottle.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: The recycling rebate in Hawaii, Maine, in New York it's
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: five cents, Oregon it's ten cents. Do you think that
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: those people that go around with a shopping cart that
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: has two of the biggest bags of bottles and cans
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: you've ever.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: Seen in your even like a bag, it's like a
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: tarp yeah, filled, Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Do you ever think that they're like, I'm almost saved
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: the money to go to Oregon.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: That's probably how the trail started.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Double. I'll make double for this exact same amount of
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: cans and bottles. Yeah, that's what they should be doing.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, walk in Oregon.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: But there's probably such an economy of that, and it's
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: like the gold Rush.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's already a lot of people out there doing Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: One factor how long it's gonna take to get there,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: and then the time and you gotta wait in line.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: We're going up Oregon Way to harvest some bottles. Yeah,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: No